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Catzilla!
Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah
BOC ref FTW!!
BOC??
*has a duh*
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o well! Ifinkso itz time for anutter anounsemient!
Don’t forget, next Mundane teh 12th, at this saem time, there will be a partee for to cellabrate teh Maus’s burfdai!
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There will be a race!
I will posty a reminder Munday at teh earlier lol wif teh race rools.
If u has not been in a race here, itz teh FUN!
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Sew, get ur race transportashun reddy, and shop for a prezzent. Somethin SPESHUL.
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Pleeese resoom ur ant ticks.
teh BOC, meanin bloo oystur cult (umulatts opshinul). they did “don’t feer teh reeper”, of cowbell fame, and “burning for you”.
wat be teh dress code for maus type bifrday partee?
I herd “Don’t Feer Teh Reeper” dis moarnin awn teh way to werk an jes HADTA holler owt “MOAR COWBELL”.
Fanks gudness nobodee rides wif me.
Fanks, BDM.
It iz berry rare okkayshun wen ennywun rides wif me inna car.
If mahm an I are goin sumware, I makes hur dribe hur van. Hur complaynes abowt my dribin (I has hevvy foot), so hur dribes to keep teh peece.
ifinkso it will be up to u wot to ware.
if u is racin in somethin that mite get u a bit.. er… dirtee, I wud hate to say ‘formal’ and has people get tehir nise dresses and soots dirtey, eh?
Ohai – top ov teh puddlol swift Maus!!
Followed bay rhsb, Meezer Mom – maiking it a luvlee troo Tai brayd.
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Off to teh TY Boo Teek – (teh noo sno globes ar spekacular!!)
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an teh PI stawl haz Fresh Buddernut Squash PI.
Kewl!
**grabs pi an skwashes in Maus’ fayse**
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
pi fite?
i has lotsa whippy kreme
now now, save sum for teh partee next mondai, guyz!
I has plenty!
**tosses whippe kreme pi wif eggstra chokilit at skwirrlgrrl**
*lick-licks skwirrlhed*
Dis second tyme todai ah licks Skwirrl. Aifink is liek dis:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3030797
Aifinkso!
*innosent luk* Wot partee, Leeza?
*catches pi adn lobs it bak at gammacat* SPLAAAATTTT!!!
oo! oo! me two!
*tosses chokklitty creem pi wif lotsa whippy creem at rhsb*
NOM! My fabrit!
**kleens pi awf fayse an enjoys ebery last taste**
**goes luukin foar extry-messy pi to frow at nightwind**
butt aiz just had my baff!
*cowers under taybel*
maybee she won’t see mii down herez
hee hee yoo seded butt!
**throws extry-messy pi underhanded. It goes unner teh tablol an hits nyghtwind skware in teh fayse**
SCOOOORRRREEE!!!!
eick! now aiz all messie gan.
*licks at etry-messy mess on fur*
*nomnomnomnom*
stops adn pondpurrs butt (tee hee…) what kidn pi iz it?
Funny thing….your fist werd iz mai last nayme(eick).
Ai saw that & did a dubbul-tayke!
*Walks in and slips on a pie*
Cheezus Twice! I go away for a few minutes and this place looks like World War 3! What a mess!
SPLAAAATTTTT!!!!!
*bananana creem*
Oh, and – BOOP!
OK! You asked for it!
*Gets out the seltzer bottle*
*SPRAYDKSPRAYDKSPRAYDKSPRAYDK*
I agree!
BOOP!
*Gets out the seltzer bottle*
*SPRAYGCSPRAYGCSPRAYGCSPRAYGC*
Ha ha! Ai is waring mai FRU’s… Oh, waiddaminnit, dat’s wadder.
Ha ha! Ai is waring mai handee dandee fyrewimmin’s soot – ai is teh IMPERVIOUS!!!
oohhh nooo! you washed awai the gushifood!
*frows chokolit whippee kreme pi at Maus*
*sitz and watches from teh catburd seet*
we can seez u!
**tosses whippe kreme pi wif eggstra chokilit at skwirrlgrrl**
SPLAAAATTTT!
*cocomonutt creem*
ohai 5, gammacat!
*wayvs floofy paw*
ohai DK!
*watchez DK try to throw a pi high enuf to reech me*
*watchez teh pi go sloooower and slooooower*
*teh pi stops, ever so breeflee and appears to hang in space*
*tehn desends wif a gathering kwikness bak toward DK*
*flippin over justintime to… SPLAT*
ooooo…. rite in teh kisser!
Mmmm, cocomonutt!!! Y yoo nawt wants, Leeza?
omnomnomnomnomnom
Well…look where you’re walking next time!
Spoil sport!
*Gets out the seltzer bottle*
*SPRAYEEKSPRAYEEKSPRAYEEKSPRAYEEK*
** gets owt firehose **
* STOPITMAUSSTOPITMAUSSTOPITMAUS !! *
*stage whispurrs to eeck and DK*
wees need to gang up on Maus, aifinkso
*wanders off to ty book teek to getz a HOT squash pi*
*runsbakwif qwikness adn toss pi at maus*
He just morphs into Ebil Maus and disappears whenever we gang up on him.
Him’s a chikkun !
Maus is a chikken??
a chikken??
dus chikken fawl unner the “no nomming small animlols” poly see?
*Sneaks up on gammacat*
*Wipes a blob of vaseline on her nose*
BOOP!
*Runs away*
*tosses hed*
*blob of vasoline flies up and lands on Maus’s hed*
Ha!
*runs afta maus wifkiwkness*
*Disappears into The Maus Hole*
NyahhNyahh!
*perches outside of Maus Hole*
*prepurrs Butt Wigglol of Doom*
hhmmmmm….
*falls asweep waitin for Maus*
*sneeks up and puts gammacat’s paw in a bowl of warm watters*
*runs away snirkin*
*waykes up wif snort*
eeewwww!
*shaykes paw and sprays watter ober eberywun*
*runsaftaskwirrlgrrlwifsquelchiness*
squelch,splossh,squelch!
*baths fayse sum more*
don’t kare what pi dis iz. Iz nommy! nomnomnomnom…..
*falls asweep under taybel as leftober messie pi drips from wiskers*
*noms messie pi what drips from NWs wiskers*
*waykes up adn realizez shes awl kleen gain.
*pownse on gammacat*
fank you!
welkum!
*pats NW on nose*
BOOP!
YIKES!!!
Thoz PIs were still teh HAWT!!
An – did ebreewun see “South Park” last nite??
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Feechuring Giant Guinea Pigs invading teh cities, and Pan Floot bands frum Peru – hoo twere teh wuns keeping teh GGPs at bay!
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Awlmost laik a tribyoot to Mary O’Spockn – she wuz in Peru – an she so offen saives us frum teh Alienz wif hur singing!!
Ai haz seen dat one B4….made me think uv Guinness Piggeh and hiz Werld Dominashun plot!
Ai wunder if GP haz ebber scene it!! Awlmost werked. . .cepting fur tehoz darn Proovian Pan Floot bands!
ai seen it Janet, wuz funneh!
I watched teh Barbara Walters interview with Patrick Swayze. Mayd me verreh sad. He looks so thin! *sniffl*
He iz berry lukky…pancreatic cancer iz usually a death sentence.
Ew are awe da grate! Dis veree fun reed!
STRIPEZILLA, evun!!! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Teh kitteh dat eeted Tokyo?
*Gasp*
That’s Ebil!
I take dat az complimint.
Rite up your alley !
Ohai, Eek!
Did yoo gets teh emayo I sended u last nite?
I just seen it rite nao….who wuz slappin mai wrists??
(Ai had to log off suddenlee last nite)
**sings**
I’m a nawty gurl
In a nawty whirled..
lif in cheezland!
is cat-tastic!
LOL!
Gud wun, Gammacat!
**Duz Nite at teh Roxburee hed bownse whiel lissenin to Barbie Gurl**
**joynes rhsb hed bownse**
**wunders why coworkers are calling HR**
**To continue head bownse, lissens to “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne an fanks CC for hedfones**
thankee rhsb!
is Tokyo cheezburger flavoured?
I dunno, but I IZ habbin cheezburger foar lunsch, an it iz.
Dat luks moar like Switzerland,or Germanee !!
I thot maybe it was hoo-ville.
In dat case,pass teh roast beast !
Get in the minicar, kids!
Kitteh Kong ridez agane
OMG! run!
iz stay puff marhsmallow kitteh…
Ghostbusters ref, FTW!
Ray… when sum1 ax u if u is a god… u say “YES”!!!
He slimed me.
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
she sleeps above the covers. Four feet above the covers!
Where duz deez stairs go?
…
Dey goez up, Ray. Dey goez up.
dere iz no Dana, ownlee Zuul…
Ohai, uniquekitty! Hao yew iz today?
ai iz gud – gedding reddy tew go tew werk, ai hab onlee werked wun dai (Dec 23) in last 3 week week weeks! naow ai haz less tyme fur ICHC – pyuter at werk nawt haz innertubes
haow yu iz?
LCB!! i wuz hoping to find yoo sumtime!! i seed sumfing yesterday taht iz relevant to yor intrests taht i just haz to tell yoo abowt!! if yor still heer i’ll tell yoo! or next time i finds yoo.
I was just about to leaving, but if u tell me wif a kwickness is ok.
Or u can put a message on my profile. Or u can…
Ask a firemans to delibber teh message
Beat out teh message on drums
Candygram!
Dial nine-elebenty and has me paged
Email it to a former Nigerian gummint official
Forward it to everyone in ur address book
G…
Go, Tell It on da Mountin
Here, write it on dis________________
IM it
J…
Just spit it owt
Karryer Pijin
Leev me a messij on my porfile
Mayl it froo teh USPS
N…
Gibs missige to carrier kitteh to delibur (or sleep on)
Hire da ponee eggspress
I…
dont kno if dis iz a qwikness enuff, but yesterday after i pikked my boi up frum skool we wuz owt driving arownd twon getting sum stuff don, an we seed FIREMANS OWT FOR A JOG!! i finked, oh i wish LCB culd see dis, it wuld do herz hart gud to see teh firemanz taking such gud care of tehmselves to stay strong an brayv an hansum so tehy kan reskyoo peeples!!
*swoon*
*swoons*
*unswoons long enuff to tell NS she owes LCB a Coke*
*re-swoons*
*unswoons*
*gibs LCB a Coke*
*re-swoons*
Wen I went owt foar lunsch erlyur, TWO guies inna fateegs opened teh doar foar me.
I sed, “Ofankyoo Gennelmenz” an swooned.
(Dere iz Nashunal Guard post heer in town.)
ooo – gennlemenz hoo open door fur yew!! mai hubbeh nawt doo dat! (but Plasticat duz!)
tehn plasticat iz a gennulman!!
himz a gud boi – sum yung lady will be lukkee tew get him sumdai (and she bedder treet him rite
)
kwik hed for teh cellur!
Catzirra attacking da city!
Or decorating.
Get in deh car it is kitteh
neggst picture, every thing on deh table goes boom
kitteh gedds a bottlol brush tayl
and runs awai
*snerk*
**swats at 2_k’s tayle an runsawaywifakwikness**
don furget the scrabbling sound as kitteh
tries to get traction on the lino
chases aftah rhsb after sending ebrfing that’s left on deh table
crashing
**tayle poofs owt**
**runs to kitchin, an eets awl of 2_k’s gushifuds**
back in deh kitchen
boff kittehs has tayls poofed up
batlol earz and mush hissing ensues
transloltion
:mawm rhsb is eating mah fudz
**likks lips**
No I dint.
**luuks up at hyoomin wif pittifull luuk**
did you learn that look from last lol?
**praktices innocent look wif wobbly lip**
**noms gushifood that rhsb missed**
Nope, It jes comes natchural-lyk.
that look is fooling no one rhsb
btw check Ur gooshie fuds dey is gone
*runsawaiwifkwikness*
OMG! Catastrope!
Catlamity!
cat-ural disaster!
Oh teh Hyooj, errrr, Kitteh?!
Call the army!
Corse, heer in TTI, we has seen it awl Bfore, wey bak in teh Sebenties:
http://www.uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zjX1kpUP0Hg&feature=related
Duzn’t werk fer me, Ambercat.
Try this:
http://www.video.google.co.uk/videosearch?hl=en&q=Kitten+Kong&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&resnum=4&ct=title#
1972!!! LOL! Thoz crayzee 70s!!!
Thank guise – ai nebber saw this befoar!!
Try the second part – the first is a bit long.
Tai tihs:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zjX1kpUP0Hg&feature=related
Or juss serch “the goodies twinkle” awn YuToob
AAAIIIEEEEEEE!!! Run awai! Pee inna flannik!
But,but,but Ai hassunt GAWT a flannik! Wot shud Ai do?!
Yooze ur inishitib
but can yu get pees in it?!
o deer, o deer, ur emergencee gyant-kitteh attak kit shud alwais contayne eggstra flanniks!
R tehy avahylabubble at LCB’s awnlyn stor? Will Ai has chaynj form tihs hunnert doller towl?
will u take 5 10p towls for change?
Cloverfield Kitteh rains destruction on us all…
..or iz Trojan Kitteh,here to trick us awl…..
oh mai!
dont want kitteh raining anyfing on me!
Hughmungoh Kitteh sez, thru laudspeeker:
“Awl yuur howses, liddol peeps, ar beelaung tuu me!!!!
Adn yuu kans runn, butt yuu kannawt hidez!!!”
hee hee yoo seded butt too!
Gullivercat in Liliput.
Brilliant!
OMCC! Getz teh flaymfrowers! Torch teh town!
Hai Guis! *sqweerk* *taps mico fone* Sawry to interupt liek dis but ai reelized dat wile ai wuz askin fer prayers and gud thots during mai surjery on 1/19, mai behbehs needz ur luv and prayers tew! Dey hev neber ben wifout meh and it’s ben a hard yeer for dem. First Mama had tew goes intew a nursing hoem, wii mooved, and nao, ai desert dem. Nawt dat ai wants tew. *has a sad* Dey are Sooty and Sunny who ar 16 and mai surviving behbe from wen ai mooved in to taek caer of mai Mom, Inky who is 15. Ai wurries abowt dem so. Eben tho a gud fren is tayking caer ov dem, dey woan unnerstan. Plz, keep dem in ur thots and prayers tew! PlzKThx! Luv, KCT Ai nao return u tew ur reglarly skedooled LOLs.
oh u has teh really OLKs, KCT!
*sends snorgully thots to teh OLKs*
and hugs to KCT
{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}
they don’t go owtside, do they?
{{{KCT}}}
**sending happitail thots to KCT & Kittehs**
{{{{ KTC }}}} hugs for u moast uv awl.
{{{ Sooty,Sunny,and Inky}}} down’t get too stressed ober missin yer hyoomin.
KTC…mebbe u will come home & kittehs be all happy & nappin in teh sun.
Dey can surprize u sumtimes!
{{{{{KCT, Sooty, Sunny, & Inky}}}}} hoaw long yew gots tew be in hospital?
KCT!! i gibs yoo an extry-speshul swish ob my majik wand for yor surjree to go well an yor bebbehs to be happy an well wen yoo comz home!
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Fankq eeckthecat, burfday fairy, skwirrlgrrl and gammacat! Ai appreesheeates teh luv and gud wishes nawt just fer meh but fer Sunny, Sooty and Inky! And, NO, dey do nawt goes owt! Dey wudn’t knoes wut tew do owt dere. Inky trais tew goes owt but ai goes fer himz if he trais. Sooty haz lawst a lawt of wate since teh moove. He is only 1/2 of wut he yoosed to be. Ai haz teh wurries. Dey ar mai behbes. Sooty and Sunny were mai Mom’s but nao dey ar mien. Sunny, ai just reelized duznt knoes hao to plai. Ai traied but he nawt noes hao to plai. But he rly, srsly noes hao to luv and snorgles. Mama cudn’t plai cuz Dad died shortly after dey dopted Sooty and Sunny. Fankq fer ur prayers and gud thots and luv.
Luv,
KCT
just wanted to be shures KCT.
kittehs taht go outsied, if u moves them, u can’t let tehm out or they will get confoozled and offten run aways. I had a kitten I lost that way.. left wif a friend, she sneekd out teh door when tehy were comin in and we never saw hur again.
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But abowt teh skinny Sooty, u mite wants to take him to teh vet to be czeched out, losing that much wate mite mean there is somethin rong. Hope not! But better to b shur.
Maybee the vet has something to help Sooty relax. I know my kittehs
don’t like change. Cannoli can hear me moving his scratching pad
from two rooms away! He comes running, and mrrows until I put
it back exactly where I found it.
U has kitteh named Cannoli?
**starts drooliln finkin abowt cannolis**
yeah. He’s an oranjy-brown & white tabbeh. A friend said -”he’s
cannolli colored”, so the name stuck.
Fankies, skwirrlgrrl, ai will do dat. Ai hev a gud vet and he taykes gud caer uv Inky. Inky haz teh asthma just liek meh. Sumtiems we weeze togevver. Sunny gets a greedy gut and trais tew eet Inky’s and Sooty’s fud. Ai hev tew watch himz.
I so sorry to heer dis news. since i had teh sirjerry twice last yeer, i kno hao it goez, but its not alwayz so bad if ur luckee. if u has teh kind ware they put u to sleep its nice, cuz u miss all the bad stuff! u wake up and its all over and they give u a button to mash for drugs. its much worse for teh peepul in teh waitin room. mai sons, who are very very young, n mai husband, n mai mom n MOL and a good friend were all there to make eechother more noorotic for 9 hours wile I had a wondurful nap.
ai hopes u has good doctors n u is well take care of thru this tuff sichumashun.
Fankies, ScotchAndMoreScotch! Ai finks ai needz sum nao, aifinkso. Ai haz a bery gud doktor, teh bestest in Kansas City. He did mai Mom’s hip, wun uv mai hips, mai bruvver’s shoulder and nao mah knee. Ai fink wii shud getz a groop discount, aifinkso!
heerz burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz themz burfdays today!! an akording to my NOO AN IMPROOVD burfday list wich cweenmj haz maded for me, today iz being Sissy’s burfday!! if yoo are not on teh list (hint: if yoo are wun ob cweenmj’s elebenty-fowzand ICHC frenz an haz yor burfday on yor ICHC profile, yoo are prolly on her list) an today iz yor burfday, speek up an let us kno!! eben if yoo haz a shy an haz nebber posted before!! today i haz bringed tasty fudgy hommaed burfday caeks, i skreem (iz nebber too kold for i skreem, if yoo aks me
), poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags wif kandees, bownsy balls wif glitter taht flotes arownd wen tehy bownse, fansee bukmarks wif beeds an tassels an kyoot kittehs on tehm (burfday fairy wuz just being at teh bukstor, admiring teh bukmarks an desided to stok up!) an puffy godzilla stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor wishes com troo!
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Ohai burfday fairy!
I can has birfday wishes erlee, plz?
**swints eies an finks reel hard, sendin owt messidj telepafiklee ov wat hur wants**
*gets telepaffik messij vibes*
well, rhsb, i duz be habbing connexshuns, so i’ll see wut i can be doing abowt taht…
oo oo burfday fairy. iz mai burfdai todai!
can ai be added to da list?
yoo are now on teh list!! happee burfday!!
Fanks, bf.
Iz nawt nawty!
I jes skeered to axk foar it, iz awl.
I dint axullee go frew AWL mai frenz profilez….. so deyre is only lebenty fouzand minuz 10 on deh list….. Seeriuzlee, iz only bowt 600 on deh burfday listz…..wore mai finnerz owt…… so eben if u b mai fren, u may not b on deh list….plz don’t b madz at mii if i lefting u owt……
Totoro has summoned the cat bus.
Wow….that made me laugh out loud.
Teh Punishah takes on the Kitteh univers
Catzilla
Catzilla
Catzilla
Catzilla
Catsilla
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Catzilla ga ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!
Cloverfield
Kitteh needz hat http://www.brianmicklethwait.com/images/uploads/JapanTrainCat.jpg
ZOMG!
CLOVERFEILD KITTY
lol
OMG! Bigpaw kitteh!!!!
wow
I have pics of my cat doing this too
this is one of my favorites!
Possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen. I actually cried. PERFECT caption!
(turns out the town was made of gingerbead catnip)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (what cats are saying)HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
KATZILLAH!!!!! brellient!!!!!
*At park*
Little Girl~ Yeah Mommy! Push me Higher- What’s that?
*Big Stomp*
Little Girl~ MOMMY!!!! *Little girl jumps of swing and grabs her mom*
Mother~ It’s okay sweetie. Its ok- *Cat Zilla eats the mom*
Little Girl~ MOMMY!!! *Cat Zilla bats her around with his paw until she is no more…*