
even fierce predators need their mommeez
even basement cat needz a hug wunce in awhile.
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even fierce predators need their mommeez
even basement cat needz a hug wunce in awhile.
picture: dR.C.Mulligan. lol caption: audreylm
At leest sumtiemz
So taht’s SIKZ fur teh ty-booteek: Me an yu an Maryo an Maus an Smammie an Gammacat – Sno-gloeb enneewun? Bobbul-hedded kitteh? Cheezmap blankie? Or teh tradishnul kitteh ty/slik scarf?
Ai fink Ai’d liek a snogloeb – naow dat teh cawld stuff has gon!
scuze me. nawt to innerupt da commint, but can ai haz a mini-partee for mah bday wif awl da cheezpeeps?
ai wood liek to invit awl! ai wil has chawklit caek wif a raspbery center (no calory, obcors!) adn a varietee ob drinks. pleez share in mah fun!
Ov corse! Hippy pappy bruthdy thrusdy, Audra!!
happytayle burfdai Audra!
wut? itz ur burfday????
*runs out to teh kitchin*
*runs back in wif stuffs*
HAPPY BURFDAI AUDRA!
Here is some choklit syrups, and whippy creem, and i scream for teh caek!
And, candlols!
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
not TOO many I hoeps!
She needs 28 candles, IIRC…
yesh, maus, u r correct. adn ai taek awl da candlols ai can get, cuz they put taht loverly glow on teh wallz… ooo shiney
Teh adbantij uv lossa candlolz iz dat u need a bigg caek 2 put dem awl on!
Happi birfdai, Audra!
oh hurries! *rubbes paws in anticip… antic… veree citedly*
oh peas hurries!! blos out da cannles so we can has caek!
but den we loos the shineys on da walz! Oh, otay, i wll.
*big breff in*
phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssshhh!
*all candlols go owt*
yay, mai wish will com troo!
*Wipes icing from his face*
u can sav dat for ur birfdai!!
Happee Burfday audra!!!!
*Pust a plates ov chocolytes on da burfay tabel*
Ai hasa peas ov caek?
*slices hyoog peece of caek for midnight*
teh iec creem is very delishus too!
Om-nom-nom-nom-nom *takes big bref* Om-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom…
Dis da bess caek eber.
Peas tu hab sum moor?
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♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER audra28 ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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An thanx fur teh chawklit caek wif teh rapberree center!!
thxuberymuch to awl.
oo, adn jus anodder litlol tidbit of info.. its awlso elvis’ birfdai! or was, ai guess shuld sai!
Happitayl Birfday, Audra!
Ai maed yew a cookie, but ai eeted it.
Elbis is ded? Naut Tru! Him wurks at 7-11 in da Memfis. Ai sees him ones!
Happee Burfdai tu Elbis!
Yis. He wud be 74 . kan yu imajin dat??(saim az me)
audra28 Happy bird-dey hopeses you’d hab a goob oned!
Congratamalations an Happitayl Birfdai, Audra!
Ebbriboddee neadz sumboddee sumtiem
Awl togevver nao:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=x9-1jWAW4KA
*singing*
You know I can’t smile without you
I can’t smile without you
I can’t laugh and I can’t sing
Im finding it hard to do anything!
*cue howling cats*
Barry Manilol…
sigh. Has had wurst eerwurm sinse watching Hellboy 2
last weekend
Mer-ROWL!!!!! MMMMMMMmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeYOWL!!!!!
*sings along happily* MEEEEeeeeeeeyooowwwwrrrrllll!
Darn cats! SHADDUP!
*Throws a shoe*
*leeps up wif amayzing acrocatic prowress and catches shoe*
mumblebumblemumble!
Thank yoo, gammacat!
*stops singing, commences purring instead*
PUrrrrrRRRRRrrrrrr! PPPPPPUUUUURRRRrrrrrrrrRRR!
*sigh*
ptoooieee!
dats an icky shoe!
*purrs wif gremlin*
ppppppuuuuurRRRRRR! PPPPuuuuurrrRRRR!
*pats ebil Maus on littol nose*
BOOP!
It is NOT “icky”… it’s Ebil!
You may also cease-and-desist with that infernal “boop”-ing!
u cot an ebil shoo in ur mouth, GC???
I finkso u shud be kwarn teened.
And possiblee debreefed, sowry.
oh, and
*pats ebil Maus on littol nose*
BOOP!
*pats skwirrlgrrl awn teh littlol noze*
BOOP!
we taeks her brefs off? she mite gets da cold!
Ai finks we can fiz it wiffout da kwarn teen. (she cartoon character?)
*takes out bottle of da ‘wite teef listoreen’*
here- takes drink of dis. Donut swallows!
Swish roun fur elebenty secons.
Nau spits!
*Takes out tiny forcepts*
Sticks out ewr tong!
*grabs tiny tongue with tiny forcepts, and begins wiping tong wif a kleenex*
*notices that tiny tongue now has tiny kleenex floofs*
Oh dis naut so gud….
*grabs foozy blanket, wipes kleenex floof off*
*notices that tiny tongue now has tiny blanket foozies*
Oh deer…
Ah needs a halp!
ptoooie! patooie!
*grabse wite teef listoreen and garglols again*
swish swish! pttoooiii!
*tries to look at tong*
Oh! now mi eyes are stuck!
dis neber happens when my Shadow Cat licks da whit
atheletic socks!
*Slaps gammacat on the back*
*eyes uncross*
oofff! fanks Maus!
yous still has icink on yur fayse!
Oopsie!
*Wipes his face on gammacat*
Fanks!
mmmm, icink!
*liks off all da nommy icink*
*touchs Maus on nose*
boop!
*runsawaiwifkwikness*
Ai so glad ew are da saved.
Dat Kwarn chick sounded ebil! Ai naut want ew get de-brefed.
No wun should loss nickers when dey halp somewun!
wasn’t ebil, just dirtee!
butt, yur twin brudder is still booping kittehs!
*snerk*
You said “butt”…
*Touches gammacat on the nose*
BOOP!
BTW, I tried dis wif my tabbeh, an he just
lukked at me lik “what ARE you doin?”
Yup! But they’ll let you do it and do it and do it…
*Pats gammacat on the nose*
BOOP!
mai hubbycat boops oen of owr kittehs, but for him, it iz booping teh tayl taht getz him. he zooms awai whenver he getz booped
I almost forgot…
*Pats audra28 on the nose*
BOOP!
aww.. nao mai birfdai is compleet.
*sneeks up on maus*
BOOP!
*turns tayl and hieds unner bed*
Dere wil be a” shoe throwing contest”rly, fur da ekzit ub” W” frum da wite howse.
Indeed! Ai wud partisipayt in dat cormtest! (haz a mad abowt W’s spendind owtrajus munnies fur chinaware dat dey nawt beh usin!)
I gots you. You no can gets away…
sew whu wood wanna get awai frum dat liddle wyte mittin?
Thas proly true.
Aye haz a scared, Mommy!!!
Awww, por Smammie – heer, has tihs binkie. Luks juss lyk teh Cheezmap!
Fankumz Ambercat, Aye kneaded dat (juss b4 Aye shreds itz)
how coold such a kyoot tabbeh be fierce?
Mah tabby has golden highlights lyke this wun, and I am heer to tell yoo he is kyoot AND feerce! Yoo shuld hav seen heem tayk down and kill and eet a hyooj spyder teh uther day!
But he luvs to lie in hims mommie’s arms. I luvs to hold heem. When he has teh sweet, ther is nuthin sweeter in this whurld!
Mah Dusty, too. Sheez bery kyoot, bery liddul, and bery feerce wen she hasta be. Awl teh big boikatz iz skerred uv hur… an mah liddul gurl lerned early dat Dusty kin be kwite pointy wen she wantsta be. Dat sed, Dusty kin be bery bery sweet wen she wants to snuggle.
Dis interessing. Mah littelol squashies is veree tiny but she has a feerce tu! Mah big boi is moor den twise her size but him no messes wif her.
Ai never had a girl animal afore. Ai wonders if it is da mamma instict in her? She is veree purrtectibe.
Awwwww
I akshully mannijed to get a 10 minnit belleh rub with Clawed yestiddy. The first time EVAR!! he has let ennewun tutch hims belleh wivowt havin hiz razers shredding you. Him is about 16 yrs old nao.
Yoo can prolly gess why him is called Clawed
but wot did Fern an Hazel haf to sai abowt tihs traytorusnessessess?!!
LOL! Hao iz yer uvver furreh bebbehs?
Squeak iz teh wun dat ai snorgles wif regyoolaritee. BERY floofeh belleh — ai haz to be caerul wif breff manijment lest ai suffokayte.
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Ai haz lerned dat dere iz two wayz to giv mah Skimble a belleh rub wiffowt sufferin an injuree in return… (1) distrakt him by pettin himz hed at teh saem tiem az teh belleh-rubbin; (2) pet himz belleh when himz standin up. Itz such a snorgulicious belleh, but ai nawt darez akshullee snorgle him.
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Timmy LUVS himz belleh rubs. We eben haz a chant we duz for him wen we rubz himz belleh.
what chant do yoo do? ai jist sez ober an ober, “kitteh tummee….kitteh tummee…kitteh tummee…..”
Well — sinse yew asked.
…
Timmy tummy, Timmy tummy, OY OY OY
Timmy tummy, Timmy tummy, OY OY OY
Fuzzy wuzzy belly of a purry furry boy!
Timmy tummy, Timmy tummy, OY OY OY!
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Ohai Leeza! Haow’s ur eer? (Ai didn’t biet berry hardly, akshulle!) Besides, yoo be hedbonking mii alla thyme! Wai? Wai yoo do dis?
*crais*
Tidmum – hooray for belleh rubs! When yoov wayted that lawng to git gud snorgles, itz reely gotta meen sumthing speshul! Yoo go, gurl!
Iz a gud naim. wair we fined him?
If by hilights youz means duh patchez uv red, then you has a torbie! They’z adorabul. <3 I’z always so jeluz of torbiez.
dis my hyuman.
i no can share. go get yr own.
juss donut tell enneewun!
Ai has mai imidge to pertekt!
iz no sissy.
i just lieks a littul s’port now and then.
i just here odderwise hoomin will be sad
and stop buying gushifood!
http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/im-not-mean-jr-raglan/91293562
Leeza, yr post remindeded meh ub dis t-shirt.
sheesh. just saw teh sub-capshun…
BC was too busy peein on my baffroom rug to want a hug this mornin.
at least it wasn’t the closet door and the hallway carpet like
my cat!
TMI!
o c’mon maus, I know u can’t wate to get a kitteh of ur own..!
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GC… hardwud floors!!
nawt sekkund floor done, sekund floor in planning!
unfortunately, kitteh hangs out on sekkund floor!
Dats because there is a nise floofy carpet!
Wuz skaree fing ai caught todai, needs hugs now.
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I noes ai is late, but wut skaree fing ew caughted?
Mah hyoomin iz sik — aiz keepin hur warm. Aiz a gud, feerce kitteh (nawt sew feerce, akshullee).
Mai Nikita lieks to lie awn me when ai iz sick.
She iz berry heavy,but she shur iz warm !!!
awwwwwhhhhh, das sew nyse, beddur den chikin suup
soo kyoot!
I will lub him an snorgle him an call him Jorge.
duz him hab a liddle gold tip on hiz tayl!? dat iz sew kyoot!
*nod* *nod*
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Datz a byootimus kitteh, aifinkso!
Ohai, uniquekitty! It duz luk lyke gold! Izznt that kyoot?
Mah tabby boi is mostly gray and black and whyt, but he has liddel golden highlights too. In reel lyfe yoo may nawt see it mush, but when yoo tayks a pikshor of heem, yoo notisses. I do nawt noes if ther is a speshul name for this sort of colorinig. We has started kawling heem “the golden tabby.”
I went to mah profyle to see if I culd recummending a pikshor uv Dexter to look at that shows this. But Weerdpress is apparently having “isshues” today and mah pikshors kayming up “the page cannot be found.” *has a pout*
ai hopes yu WP lets yu put a pic awn! ai nebber seen a tabby wif teh gold liek this b4, iz bery awesum. ai nawt a big tabby fan (ai no, shame awn mii), ai lieks teh kalikos and teh kolorpoynts, but dis iz rillee kewl!
and ai don no if it iz WP or mai pyuter, but ai habn’t ben ablol tew get pics uf mai kittehs and horses awn mah profyle, evver. *joyns Gremlin wif a pout*
ohai uk, my Gummi is sorta liek that too!
when I furst saw her outsied, i thot she was wite and gray.
but up close, u can sees teh gold mixt in.
so, not shur wot color she is! I just says wite and tabbeh.
Oh noes….Dr. Tinycat AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
Snorggles maek ebreefink beddur!
Ai can has tehm awn perscripshun? Plees?!
Dr. Tinycat fills yer perskrpshun an maeks fings awl beddr!
Enneewun clikked awn tehre profyl juss nao? Ai’s getting Dr Tinycat, cus teh servers R daon – beets blayming Matt, Ai gess!
Ai’ve bin traing to get to mai profyle. . .but Dr. Tinycat iz awlwazi so cyoot to see!!
Wiv or wivowt Dave! (Tho preffrubly wiv!)
Oh yes!! Ebreething’s better wif Dave!!!
* scamper scamper scamper *
* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK weeeek weeeeek *
* wheeze wheeze wheeze *
* cough wheeze cough wheeze *
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OHAI Cheezfrends! OMCC! Ai can has teh bizzee bizzee? Aifinkso, yesh! Ai has bin awn teh trabels arownd TTI adn eben TTW tu!
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Whut ai has missed?
*Runs up to GP and pats him on the nose*
BOOP!
*Runs away*
Iz yew teh ok, GP? Jus maykin shur wif teh coughing & teh wheezing.
…
We seed pinnygigs teh uvver nite on teh teebee & ai thotted uv yew.
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*skritches GP behind himz eerz*
*Runs up to GP and pats him on the nose*
BOOP!
dats what you missed!
oh and a pi fite!
* rubs nose *
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Hay! waht’s wib teh BOOP? plz tu NAWT BOOP teh Rodints! fankies.
talk to da Maus!
no seriously, he started it!
Him (Maus) did started eet. BOOP seems tew beh da gnu “ohai” oar “schmoo”…
Ohai NS! Yesh, ai is teh otay! but but but ai has bin teh running arownd fur teh last 2 dais!
2 days wib no cheezburger??? DO NAWT WANT!
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* shakes littlol paw at stoopy Lunnun *
no cheezburgers in Lunnun?
whoda thunkit!
wen ai waz in lunnun, it was in teh middlol ov teh big hoof and mowth mess.. so ai neber had a cheezburger in lunnun!
{{{audra28}}} taht wus nawt a gud thyme…
oh, ai still enjoied lunnun. jus lunnun wifowt meet!
Ai nose! but but but ai deed hab Larva Bread in TTW! Sadlee, eet wus NAWT full ob win OAR ossim…
Larva Bread?????????????????????
plz tell me thatz not wot is sounds liek!
Eetin larvae — DO NAWT WANT.
*shudder*
Aww, dems just widdle bebbehs!
eep! sry, ai spelled eet rong! Is Lava Bread – plz tu copy / past linkee intu browser: welshicons.org.uk/html/lava_bread.php
Um, think ai’ll pass, GP! BTW, is “Gower” pronounced “Gore”, like a town near me?
yesh, eet wus nawt teh nommable!
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Umm… “Gower” is prunownced phoe… fow… fer… as eet ees teh spelled, yesh. As in Dabid Gower, Creeketer.
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Hmm… liek “Gah-Wer” NAWT “Go-er”!
Ohai pinny gig! *schmoo* Hao yew beh!!?? Ai haz nawt been seaing yew in a lotta whyles…
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Didja see dat we triied tew resQ yew in a “dark and stormee nite” storyee last nite??
no no no! ai has bin teh bizzee bizzee! aifinkso ai wheel has tu trai and cathc up tomorrow!
Inneresting! Ai wunder whai teh diffrince in pronunciashun!
Oh, and – BOOP!!!
HAY! Stawp taht! at leest unteel ai can go bak adn reed whut eet is awl abowt!
Otay!
BOOP!
GP, ai sed leeddul bit bowt da “BOOP” just up da fred…
ah yesh… fankies BDM!
Umm… Boop?
*touches GP’s noz*
BOOP!
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Is berry gud tew sea yew, pinny gig!
* weeeek weeeek weeeek *
is teh nyce tu bee heer! {{{BDM}}}
* shrugs * wii has lawts ob diffrunces eben frum won citee tu neckst citee…
ohai GP!!!
well it’s liek this: we has all bin booped, maus is habbin a burfdai next Mundane, rhsb is gonna be singlol soon, and if u has kittehs, u shud put in carpet that matchez.
oh, and cween made a noo website!!!
*goes to get linky*
here it iz!
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Deh Cheez Town Cryer b at
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
The hole annownsmint was on yesturday’s lastest lol.
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czech it out!
ur Safari park opening iz on it alreddy!
O… M… C… C… so mush win… so mush ossim… werds, ai has nun!
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* bows tu cweenmj *
* lukks at bottlol fur alolochol content *
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* has a HYOOGE confoosed *
*Runs in*
*Takes a swig from the bottle*
BURRRRPP!!!!! Hick!
*Touches GP on the nose*
BOOP!
*Runs away*
* spins arownd wib a kwikness *
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MAUS!!! Yu is myne! Ai wheel catch yu!
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* rubs nose wib confoozhun *
So wher’s yu bin?! Mai bizzee bizze starts tmoro an lasts til abowt Joon!
Ohai! * narrows eyes * Ai has been tu teh stoopy lunnun… tukk meh neerlee 5 hours tu get dere frum stoopy brummingham! do nawt want!
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adn den ai wented tu Newport in TTW adn den ai caem bak tu brummingham juss nao!
Welkum hoam, den!
ooo fankies! but but but ai alwais has a sad wen ai leebes Teenee Tynee Wales; is such a nyce plaice tu be… * sigh *
Ai has a co-legge in TinsyWinsyWales – in P’tahlbut. Awl her skools R uphill – bofe ways! Butt (*snerk*) is still a lubberly playse
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Port Talbot is full ob win tu! Wii can has Wales Rally GB? oh yesh yesh yesh! * polishes shampers bottlol gibben bai Petter Solberg *
A Welsh(caek) cheezmeet?! Ai’m in – an Ai’ll bring Tidmum wiv me (wevver she wonts to go or nawt!)
Wus teh ayroplayn still awn teh lyn? – is teh sad storee but mayks a chaynj form teh yushual “leevs awn teh lyn” for layt-runnin trayns.
Ai gose to taht Lunnon kwie offen, but is oenly 45mins form Swine town!
Aifinkso teh playne wus teh gawn but but but teh oberhed lynes wus steel teh borked adn den Euston can has major power fail? oh yesh yesh yesh! so ai has tu taek stoopy slow trayn tu Marylebone adn trek acraws lunnun… pfft… stoopy useless Bakerloo lyne…
Ai haz a stamp from wun uv teh traynes in Teeny Tiney Wayles but…but ai cant seem tew rembererer it! Ai loosing mai mind! Halp! O….sawry! Sum uv us wanted lite rayle in Kansas City but sum boted aginst it. Rite nao owr mayer is tew innersted in getting hiz wife tew werk in hiz offis. Cawsed big stinkee. She meeny. He cant eben goes tew teh mens rum wifowt her. *rolls eyes* Dey awn nashunal noos tew and in Wawl Street Jurnal. *paw over faec* O bruvver! Sumdai, ai wanna goes tew TTI and TTW and Scotland and Ireland and awl dose innersting plaeces. *sighs bigly*
Wussit teh Blaunau Ffestiniog raylway? Teh wun taht gose up Mt Snowdon?
* members neerlee horriblol cyclol akseedent in Barmouth *
Wut hoppen GP? *gently puts paw arown GP’s sholder* Neerlee horriblol akseedent?
yesh yesh! ai wented fur cycloling holly daze but but but teh webber wus teh pleh! Storms adn strawng winds adn lawts ob rain
Teh tu thymes ai wented out awn byke, ai neerley gawt runned ober bai an Ambwilans! Twyce!
Poor GP! {{{{{{{{{{GP}}}}}}}}}} *hands GP a pint ov teh gud stuffz* Tew u, GP!
* clink * Tu Cheezland adn awl teh Cheezfrends!
*clink* Heer Heer! Cheers!
U haz teh Ole Pogue burrbuns? Iz teh bestest whiskees dis sied uf the ponds.
Yabut teh medics wud hab bin rite dere! Ur lukkee dai!
O yesh, Ambercat! Blaunau Ffestiniog raylway! Yesh! *jumps up and down* It doan tayke mush tew maek meh happee ennymoar. Ai collects stamps and dat wun awna speshul envelope is wun uv mai fabrits. Mai bruvver covets it. Wii luv traynes. Ai hed tew hied it from himz. Ai hoep ai rememberer ware ai putz it…..*rummijs froo awl kinds uv stuffz….*
U nedz tu be cory graphing teh pole dans fur teh rhsb unhitchee pardee!. Herz maeded it teh speshul quest. Nawt nose eggzact day yet. needs tu wate fur lolyers tu get dun talking. Inna bowt a munf teh lolyer finks.
Ohai! Yesh, ai sordid taht awn cweenmj’s gnu syte…
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* has a nerbuss *
West River rat, ai dooing speshul dansie after mai knee replacement….fink stripper moosic and meh wayving a scarf up ober mai hed. *moosic….da da da dun da dadundadun da* Yep. Wii brings awl YNGs and Fireguis and caek and moar caek and moar fudgees and lawtsa drinksies and dansies. *getting carried awai* Woo! Gud stuffz Maynard! O yesh!
Happy bird-dey!
Kitteh sez frees a crowd–beat it. Ai got heer nawt secund.
This r da kooest picshure I hab seed in a loooong tyme! I can has it?
In past I hd to copy and upload picshure from Cheezburger to has it. Problem r that when I do dat, it say dat I maek picshure. I NOT!!! I ony COPY! How do I stop it from saying I r author of picshure when I nawt?!!
When U load teh picshur there is a place to sez who took the picture. Ur lols nawt say U took picture onlee that U added teh capshuns.
If U noes teh source of Ur pics U can click awn where it sez incorrect credit or offensive capshun. Tell teh cheezpeepz adn they can fixes it.
Fank u, west River rat! I dinna no that it wood do dat. I nawt wanna taek credit fo summing I nawt do. Dat nawt rite! Fank u fer halping me. I do what u sez.
I r doing sumting wrong coz it nawt werk…
Cute.
maib teh kat tinks her arm iz a cheezburger…. cuz dey ruel dats whai….!