If you don’t like my changes
If you don’t like my changes I can always edit your face
i can giv u dat noo facial scar u haz awlwayz wanted.
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Princess Mu!!! u b at deh top uv deh tye!!! so gud tu seeing up dere!!!
I will dansing in ur onner az u hed tu deh tye boo teek!!
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dans adn step and dans and spin
dans adn glide and twurl adn dans
dans adn spin adn dip!!
whirl adn dans adn glide adn spin.
BEautiful danse my Cween! I juss luv ur town cryer. i lefted u a komint an did nawt eated it
Conga Ratz princess, uniquekitteh, and leeza!
*SNORT*
Editur kitteh editz.
heh!
no, yur chanjes are gud!!
I agree with you…
Mee 2… ai haz no other chois…
tehre’s a reason teh edit marks r red.
Az sumwun wunce sed, wif stranjly close paralollel lynes.
Teh complaynt departmint iz my poynty enz!
So, u saw a nownsmint tuther day, and u duzn’t member deh partikularz, adn u don’t noez witch lol it wuz on. wutcha gonna due???
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U noez sumwunz kitty ben sik adn u wantz deh latest update, but u duzn’t have deh fayntest klew ware tu luk.
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U b wanting tu haz a cheezmeet adn wantz tu spredding deh werd, but don’t noez how tu git deh werd owt tu ebbree wun, cuz u only b online fur a few owerz a day.
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Wutz a peep tu dew???
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I tell u wut tu dew…. Chekk owt deh Cheez Town Cryer!!!!
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It b a plaic wair i will kollektify awl deh nownsmintz I kin and posting dem fur awl tu seeing. Uv korse, I kan’t spot awl deh nownsmintz, so if u wud like, u kin sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com and I will postifying it. U kin feel free tu b leeveing commintz on deh nownsmintz tu organizing fingz.
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I will postify ennyfing wifin reezun related tu deh ICHC kammunity. Such thingz as races, partyz, condition uf sick peepz adn sick petz, cheezmeetz, eventz, etc.
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I haz awlso ben movifying awl mai ICHC helperz adn map stuff frum mai blog tu deh Cheez Town Cryer. Dis will separating mai travel blog frum mai Cheez stuffz. Plz tu baring wif mii during deh moving and not tu habbing deh separashun angziy ettyz.
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Deh Cheez Town Cryer b at
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
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rite now it only haz 4 nownzmintz, but it b shur tu groe!
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wii now returning u tu ur irregular commintz.
dis b a grate ideya – fank yu, mai cween! elebenty zillion burgers fur yu
oh noez….ai hoepz yoo nawt want meh ta grill aawl dose burgerz…
Yew beh a dragon! Dat shud beh a sneez!
Snerk!
*sigh* ai’z toeleded yooz awl lawtz ob tiems awlreddee!! ai do /NAWT/ breef fyer wen ai sneez! breefin fyer iz sumptin dat ai duz awn purrposee!!
*pets draconic kitteh awn da nek*
yew did down inna storee… an DK, eet was a werdplai awn “breeze”
ai yoosed teh ‘fyer wen sneezin’ fing to maek it so dat it seemz akksidentlol…
adn beesiedz…izza storee…
DK, honestly… eet was about da werdplai onna “breeze”… yew noes, when sumfink beh E Z “eets a breeze”? Yew beh a dragon kitteh… lytin a fire nawt sew tuff fer yew.
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Sins eet upsetted yew, ai will nawt say eet again, tho. Ok?
Woo-hoo!
My Singlol Agin pardee made teh liszt!
Uv korse ur party b on deh list!! wii don’t want tu missing dat!!!
*wispers*
hur birfday partee will be on teh 19th.
but I was waiting till after maus’s to make teh nousemint.
somebody else has one rite after rhsb too, but I can’t remembur who!!
Izza day aftur, cuz I NO HASTA WERK DAT DAY!
**dansdansdans**
:-p
Dis beh da awesum, cween! Yew outdooded yrsalf!
BRAVO, BRAVEES, BRAVISSIMO!!!
Just luverly CweenMJ! fank yoo
u hav a reeel talent fur dis sort ov thing, does u organize stuff n reeel lif etew?
dis izn’t reel????
Depenz awn hoo u axk.
heh, well, yesh it is,i should say as mary ospokin wood advise :
yes this presepshun ov reality is real from your point of veiw, and my realitty is reel frum my point ov veiw, however, by there very nayture the realities r differnt, being kolored by differnt perseptuns. that leaves open the posibility of millions of realities…
sew yesh ICHC is reel
i wood?!?? heh, i yam smarter dan i fot…
*wandrez off wissling ♪’if i yonlee hadda bwayne*
oh cween that is teh WIN!!!
But I has a big LAFF OWT LOUD too.. seein teh ‘events’ listed.. itz liek we’re at summer camp, and there’s teh list of activities!
Swimming
Craftz
Maus birfdai partee
Friday nite danse
Safari visit
Softball
RSHB gets unhitched…
LOLOLOLOL!!!1111!!elebentyduzzenskwared!!
um, hope that dint sound liek I was makin fun…
it just hit meh funnie!
*gives cween a bookay of rosez justincase*
LOL!!! I noez u wudn’t b rude….. adn it IZ just like u sed!!!
*imaginez awl deh cheezpeepz az kidz at kamp*
*has a releef*
I was teh worried.
When I red it bak I was afraid it lukked like I thot it was silly.
But my weeks at camp in teh summer, were teh BEST that I had all year. I luvved camp sew much I ended up werking there 2 summers. So comparing ICHC tew camp, iz teh bestest compliment I can give. ♥
Awww…. leeza, yew beh da sweetheart! Yew hab earned lawts and lawts ub “benefits ub a dowt” wif yr cheezfrens.
Fangs, I hoepso!
but emails/messages liek this are a funneh thing, when u can’t hear teh tone of ‘voyse’ thatz bein used.. I wud hate to be misinterprettied!
hmmm, interprettied………..dead georg, goer, umm..dammit, pretty, dead-pretty?
:snerk:
yes, drop ded gorge-us.
*bats i
laserslashez*CweenMJ, can wii haz yr assistance wif da “Dark and Stormee Nyt” storee goin awn down da fred? An kan yew bring da Herb E Syde?
Iff eet kowntz azza nownts mint Eet will prolly bii a month oar sew bfour Ai kin git teh ICHC muuvee dunn…
Uv korse it kowntz….. duz it habbing a title??
kud u giving mii a sentence oar two bowt it??
Iz kawled “Teh Kwest Uv Teh Cween” (dat’s yoo!) Ai gottid teh Idea a wiil ago and Ai fink fiiv peepz haz vololontiird. Teh Muuvee iz goin tu bi maed owt ob Legos(ob cours, eet’s buy mi, Teh Plasticat!) Dun wif sawp moshun aminashun. Ai waz gunna put eet awn Yootube but sum peepz kant go dere nda Ai dun no wat elss tew duu wif eet sew iff aneewun haz enneee ideeas plz tu bi tellin meh! Ai iz habbin difficultees makin teh aminlols owt ob Legos sew eet weel taek longer den Ai spektid. Iff enneee wun wishes tuu bi in dis muuvee plz tu bi tellin me az suun az pasta bowl! Alsow plz tu bi tellin meh wat aminlol yuu wishez tuu biin. Iz dat guud nuff Meh Cween oar duz yoo need tuu bi noezin moar???
Dat b fine, plasticat!! i will posting it on deh Cheez Town Cryer!!!
Ossim,{{{{{{{ mai cween}}}}}} Oh, ooops, ai finkso ai ment tu go fined mai o fishul shuz tu goze bak tu wruk heer. sum peepulz dansing berree klos tu edj ub being un daykorus. laietlee.
can u elaborate? I has a konfused by ur komint, grmawgs
Ohai, {{{{prinses }}}}} In mai o fishul kupasity ai warez da uvvur pointy grene shuz nd em nown az Lady mOndegrene. iz part ub mai jawb tu hepl manetane da daykorum heer. Yestdy sum ub da peepulz wuz neding tu goze tu nawty barn . Aftur awl , dere ar sumtiemz chilrunz heer. Dey nawt nedez tu heer sum kinez ub fingz ub salashusnes.
Whut offical capacity?
We have had this conversation some time ago, and while we do keep it generally in good taste, this is not a children’s site. Parents need to be responsible for monitoring what their children are reading and viewing on the internet. Unless you actually work for Cheez and Tofu, your censoring is inappropriate.
Wow, yur majestee, hao yu eber gunna keeping up wif awl tihs? Yu be trooly teh gratest cween eber, an dedimakated tu yur subjekts! *kurtsees deeplee* Iz anawsum ideeya, tho!!!
I ben thinking fur a wyle dat I needed tu separating mai blog intu tew blogz, wun fur deh travelz and wun fur deh cheezpeepz. Adn den a day or tew ago, sumwun sed wii need a plais fur awl deh nowncemints and VIOLETZ!! i realizinged wut wud werk!!
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so tuday, wen I suzn’t flying mai kite oar going fur a wakk oar dewing dishez oar paying deh rent I billded a blog. Peeza cake!!!
Yay fur teh cween! *q’s teh fanfayrs an frowing uv flowur pedals*
Cheezes! Plz tu be mayking an offishul link tu taht nu an moast baluabul uv reezorsis!
U is sew smart, mj.
I has no idea how to do any of this stuff.
*holds out slitely wilted rosez*
I lubz deh roziz!!! **sniff*** Aaahhhh. So hevenlee!!!
Fank u bery muchlee, leeza!!!
*putz dem in wadder so dey kumming bak tu lifez*
*has a happy that teh cween lieks teh rosez*
tehy iz teh old fashuned bowkay.
wif all teh colours… red, pink, wite, peech, yello…
OOH Ai lieks teh old fasshun roses…teh wuns dat luk niec and smells beddur. Nawt liek teh noo vrietees dat onlee luk gud butt (ai sed dat wurd) has no smells.
I hadded a hole hedge uf Eutin rosez awl deh way acrost deh frunt uv mai yard… … dey wuz deh floribunda, brite red adn smellinged so gud. adn dey wuzn’t grafted onto stock sew wen dey gotted frozeded awl dey way down tu deh grownd, dey grewing bak adn i lubbinged dem sew muchez……
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*sigh*
Is awsum, cweenmj!! Is hard tu keeps trak sumtiems, now easy tu ketchup on da news!!
ai cin gits fries wib dat? oh… er…
ai mentid 2 sais ai awlso fink eets awsum… but wut els den awsumnis we cuds git frum owr gweat adn lubberleh cween? she bees da bestist! adn ai still wans her fur president!
I guess that protien based ink reeely lasts.
editor kitteh gives tattoos.. but onlee in red.
Nofankyoo.
Teh tattoo I has hurted bad enuff.
Ohai RHSB! U haz a tattoo???? Ov whut? Nd daer Ai aks, ware?
Yesh, I has tattoo.
Iz a yin-yang symblol, slitelee larjur tahn kwartur, awn teh insyde of my left anklol.
I gotted it **gasp** eleben yeers ago.
Ohai Guies:
Mai tat iz onna front sied ob hip. Iz siez ob fiddy-sent peace nad is flutterbie nad flours. Kant eben see it en beekeeknee – well, wen ai worrd won. Gotted mien twenny-free yeers ago – waaaay be4 twas twendy.
Ai wuld laik 2 git wun ov a bery big kitteh…..a tyger! Sumdae, mebbeh. Memembur teh Bob Newhart Show wehn hii wuz a psicolojist? Teh resepshunist, Carol, had hur tattoo remoobed bcuz seh had gottun it wehn seh wayed a lotz moar, nd nao it luuked liek a proon. Wuz teh funneh!
Ai stile lub mai tat! Iz awl faeded nao, butt (hee hee) pruf dat ai wuz kool nad hip wonst. Aifinkso tats hertz lesser on softee tishue plaeces, cuz mien di int hertz atoll. Waxin iz da saem – ahnkels arrh da werst!
Dis wuz supooze tu bee way up fred. Stoopy WP! or stoopy me? cud bee eeder?
nao itz heer. Mus be stoopy mee…
Iz nawt u. Ai traied teh suggeshuns awn getting mai nu abatar tew b showing up ware Ai kin seez it inna commintz, butt (hee hee) iz still Santa Claws kitteh. Ovvers kan see teh partee kittehs, butt (hee hee agin) Ai cannut. Stoopy Weird Pretzel.
well hissyfit had teh usual WP fing.
When u posts, hf, if u see ur post at teh bottom, refresh teh page, and it will go where itz sposed to b.
Good tu noe, leeza. fanx! Ai fot ai wuz habbin a crayzee.
happenz ALL teh time.
just happend to me on my last commint!
i can haz lil goggie tatu?
gives gnu meening tew manuskript bleedin!
no, dat’s okai…..ur chaynjes arre okai…dem beez fien…….
Yoo dun want a fais edit??? Wii nawt???
ummm…mai faes lukkz gud enuff fur meh…..
Editor kitteh makes Tolstoy cut “War and Peace” down into a pamphlet.
Fank CC!
well…I did wanted a smaller nose!
There are stars
In the Southern sky
Southward as you go
There is moonlight
And moss in the trees
Down the Seven Bridges Road
Now I have loved you like a baby
Like some lonesome child
And I have loved you in a tame way
And I have loved you wild
Sometimes there’s a part of me
Has to turn from here and go
Running like a child from these warm stars
Down the Seven Bridges Road
There are stars in the Southern sky
And if ever you decide
You should go
There is a taste of time sweetened honey
Down the Seven Bridges Road
I lubs teh Eaglols.
My favrit is Pieceful Easy Feelin.
Seben Bridjis Rode is wun of my fabrits.
I lyk moast of dere stuffs.
Haz u herd “Get Over It”? Iz funnee.
You see that mountain over there,
yea, one of these days
I’m going to climb that mountain.
Chorus:
Oh play me some mountain music.
Like Grandma and Grandpa used to play.
Then I’ll float on down the river to the Cajun hideaway.
Drift away like Tom Sawyer.
Ride a raft with old Huck Finn.
Take a nap like Rip Van Winkle.
Lay streaming again.
Bak in January 1994, I wuz stuk in Knoxville, TN, because Jellico Mountain (on state line between KY & TN) was closed, due to recent ice storm.
While in Knoxville, I kept pointing North and said the first lines of that song!
Sinse my birfday comin up:
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On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered ’round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
Said “leave this one alone”
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone
DA DA,DA DUM…Bad to teh bone
DA DA,DA DUM…Bad to teh bone
BabababBAD !!
Mai birfday iz awn teh 26th…whuts yours,teh 19th ??
Teh 18th, but wii is sillybratin awn teh 19th, cuz moar peeplols will be awn an I has teh day awf from werk!
Ackshully, teh werk is clozed dat day, foar Martin Luther King Day.
Wanna heer sumfin funnee?
I wuz doo 12/31.
U wuz teh early!
Mine iz reely awn teh 26th…Monday – pleh !
18 dais layt, aifinxo
No, I wuz teh 18 dayz late.
Iz teh win habing teh Bdai onna hololidai. Wii Uzed tu goes to Canada awn mai burfdai…Ai fot deh whole country took teh dai off jus fur mai burfdai as a kitten. Den Ai founded out it was Minion dai adn teh sillibrashuns was cuz teh was minions uf TTI at dat tyme.
Ackshully, I nawt bad…
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….I jes drawn dat way.
*wispurrs* mai birfdai iz teh 26th tew.
*makes notes*
*scribbles: Eeck and Uneek (LOL!) on teh 26th*
*wispurs* mau dotter’s birfdai is teh 25th. Yoo duzzn’t has to maek a note, tho.*
*hedbonks DK insted of makin note*
LOL!!!! ai wuzn’t luukin at it dat wai – ai wuz finking “Eeck and UK”
Haz U klimbed it yet?
Ai haz climbee teh biggust hill in ND becuz of dis sawng and a triplol dawg dares. Eben arguwed wif a rattlol snaek haf wai up. He wun.
I did, inna car a few dayz laytur.
WRr, didz u yellz “SNAAAAAAKE!!!!!!”????
No Ai aks him tu go bak unnur teh shadey tree an teh snaek shakes hiz rattlols at me adn sez Ai lieks it heer go raoung me. So ai did an wii bof had a happeetayl.
I wud be skreemin lyk a liddlol gurl.
No lyk teh snakees!
I may have said this before but here goes.
I appreciate rattlesnakes. If you don’t step right on them, they warn you to leave them alone.
I don’t care so much for Copperheads, they’ll just lie quietly in wait to bite you.
Water Moccasins or Cottonmouths (same thing) will chase you down and bite you.
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So in comparison, I like Rattlesnakes.
Dan, has u sleeped 2day?
Nawt dat I tryin to gets rid of u, I jus hassa consern, iz awl.
{{{Dan}}}
U wanz tu haz sum Knights at Ur pardee? Wif teh chivlolry adn teh tinny soots?
Shure.
Nao, I gotsta figger owt wat I’m warin…
Shud I goes fancee an ellygant, oar kyoot an allurin?
go as urself.. smart and sassy!
How u translate dat in2 owtfit foar partee?
Secksee lybraryun?
Dat oar teh nurs. Dem is smart, sassy adn self reliant. Teh bestest kynd ub laydee
I did usta ware skrubs at a previus job, but I wuz nebber innerested in bein nurse. I deeled wif teh payshunt filols.
Skrubs wuz teh comfee, an eezy. Nawt hastta pik owt wat u gonna ware 2 werks. Jes grab teh same kolor pants an shurt, frow awn tennis shoes an ur gud to go!
Ob coarse, I do ware teh swets an t-shirts to werk nao, so I kannawt complayne mutsch.
Ohai sd. Ai wuz borned adn libed in Rattlesnake, Copperheads/Cottonmouths country (Oklehoma). Dey be da badz snaeks. Ai killded a babe Copperhead when ai was kitteh and da grandcat adn neighbor wuz bery worried dat ai gotted bit.
Ai admitts Ai’m culchur-challenjd, but Ai thot dis song wuz by Joan Baez?
Dat reeminds me….are we ebber goin to have anudder”Dark & Stormy Nite”
storee thred ???
Huh? Are we?Are we ??
It waz a dark and stormee nite in Cheezland. Wun ob the regulars was missin. GP, the pinnygig, haz nawt been seen fur dais and dais. His cheezfrens decided…
…to check awl teh cages in TTI,but hims wuz nowhere to be fownd.
Suddenlee,from teh sewer grate,there wuz a “skwee,skwee,skwee”….
3. eberyone rushed ober to the grate and peered inside
but they couldn’t see anyfing. There was a loud
SKWEEE and then…
4. …Eberyone wuz sucked into teh sewer,where it wuz dank & dark.
“Aneebudde got a flashlite?”sumeone asked,and den….
5. BDM sed “Nope… butt (hehehe) ai haz gubblebum. Want sum?” An da cheezfrens sed…
6. “Duz your gubblebum glow inna dark?” When BDM replied, “No”,all teh cheezfrenz were reduced to feelin along teh slimy walls to find a way owt.
Suddenlee….
7. Teh slime MOOBED!! Whut wuz it?!?
8.Wuz it dat stuff dat wuz alwais showin up in teh alien moobies? No.
Wuz it dat stuff dey used to serb in teh skool cafeteria ? No.
Wuz it……
9. Was eet kleenex run amok?
Was eet da plague?
Was eet an algee zombee?
8. Teh cheezpeepz cuddn’t see wut it wuz, becuz dere wuz no litez.
Suddenlee, DK sneezed, litin sum ob teh sliem awn fyer!
9. in the sudden illuminatshun a fritening site was reveeled…
Pinnygig was in manacles!
11.”Halp” he cried. “Ai am bein held here by teh Ebil Slime Creeture,who iz upset because he iz nawt included in teh new Safari Park.Pleeze help me!”
Teh cheezfrenz deecided to….
12. Haz teh slime bawl fite while waiting fur teh cweenmj tu find Herb E Cides fur slimes.
12. Ax da Ebil Slime Creechur tew beh inna Safari Park if him (her?) sud leet da pinny gig go.
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“oh boi oh boi oh boi” sed da Ebil Slime Creechur. “Can ai haz cocoamonutts tew make intew pinnyakowaldas? Can ai plai wif yew awl at da Safarri Park? Can ai beh da pinny gigs best mawnster? Can ai can ai can ai?”
12. Kik sum slime backside! the decided to try for the turtlol formation…
Sowwy kittheh, u no kin reeds my storee yet.
Speekin of my storee: My BFF an I had an eyedea 2day. Insted of ritin romanse storee, I gonna rite REALITEE ROMANSE storee!
“They fell in lubs, an had teh fantasee weddin. Den, hur had a kid ebery yeer an ganed alot of wate. Him startid warin himz boxers arown teh howse an lefted teh toylet seet up. Den, him gots 20 yeer old gurlfren.”
if ownly dose 20 year olds koold see these guys around the house b4 they hooked up!! shoot, if ownly we could …
Off thread help request: Ohai ebberywun! Mai abatar kitteh in teh commintz iz still waring hiz Santa Claws hat, yet teh kittehs awn mai profyle paeg haz bin parteeing sinse Noo Yeers Eev. Ai haz tryed logging in nd owt ov Werd Pretzel, butt (hee hee) it dint hlep. It werkt fyne wehn Ai chaingd Humfrey Bobcat nd Ingrid Purrman tew the Santa Kitteh, sew Ai donut noe whut else 2 trai. Enne suggeshuns? Plsthxbai.
Ai duzzint seeing a Santa Clawz hat. It luuks liek mousies (or sumfin) partying – but iz small sew ai kannot maeking it owt. Ai noez dat on mah home pyooter, ai iz still seein ebbreewuns Krissmiss abatarz eben tho ai haz cleered teh cookies & haz logged into & out uv Werd Pretzel… an ai noe itz rite heer atwerk.
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Tiz a mysteree!
Fanks, NS! Nao Ai noe taht at leest teh peeps kan see teh partee kittehs (klick awn mai bloo naem nd u kan see teh larjur picshur awn mai profyle). BTW, Ai haz a toastur taht puts ur abatar fayse awn teh bred.
I think u haz tu clear deh history adn deh cookeez.
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If u b using deh fyrefox, u shud klikking on deh Tools, deh klikking on Clear Private Data.
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I awlayz thot Data wuz a Commander, but I gess he got demoted….
Wut wuz dat abowt Data’s privates ??
* snerk* Sorree !
Ohai, {{{[eeeck}}}} se abuv wut ai sez tu da prinsis.
oh Eeck….
we has certinlee mist u heer!!
Hai dere cmj..Data wuz eh gud ma..pers..CATLUBER..yeh,catluber. Ai habbin abit uf a sad…ai noe can git awn reg. site cuz dr. tinycat bein’ meen. He nawt lett mi awn cince wun pm tudai..nao iz aww most ate pm heer. Yuk…
can’t see mine eezer…… it’ll kum bak….. if not tuday, tumorrow….. it happunz awla time tu mii…. but I kin sneek in deh bakk door…
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try dis. in sted uf going tu
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-calicorose54
go tu wun uv dese:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-calicorose54/fans
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-calicorose54/friends
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-calicorose54/messages
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-calicorose54/lolz
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dat offin werkz fur mii!!
CMJ, u maed teh Ca(t)sablanca ref!! Ai iz honured! Honured, butt (hee hee) still a Santa Claws. Bai teh tyme mai nu partee kittehs abatar showz up fur mii 2 see, will b tyme 2 chanj it fur Balentinez Dae. Wayt, whut? Nawt Balentinez Dae liek a dae honuring teh beer, Balentinez wif teh harts. Fanks fur teh suggeshuns, eberywun!
Did I jus say you misspelled da werd snowballs?!? omg i mus av been read’en da wrong part of da dictionary!! It sez rit er dat it iz the “stoopid hoomin part” let meh flip to da kitteh-speak part…*heehee*….how cud i av been so stoopid? iz snoballs not snowballs…. *(((nice kitteh?? plez don hert meh..)))*
Ai iz a proofreeder – tis troo! Mebbe ai will hasta try dis kittehz tekneek wen teh stoopy riturs wont lissen.
how duz u get to be a proofreeder ns?
dat sownds interesting.
Well – even before I officially got the job, I was the one always catching errors in stuff. When the position opened up, my manager strongly encouraged me to apply. I don’t do it full time as I have other things I do, too — but I proof the marketing materials for part of our company. Sumtiemz itz teh challinj to going bak an forf between lolspeak an standard Ingerlish.
Aiz compleetlee unnerstan. Jes 2day, Ai edited a memo dat wuz FULL ob a huge lack of subject/berb agreeezmint. Mad meh want 2 find the glow-in-de dark red pen!!!
Ohai Nightshayde! Ai wuldz luv 2 b a prufreeder! Ai resentlee applyed fur a job az 1, butt (hee hee) dint geddit. Awn behaf ov detayle (OWCH!) oreented peeps ebberyware, fank u fur correkting teh mistaeks.
*bows*
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Itz bery satisfyin wen dey lissinz. Bery frustraytin wen dey duzzint lissin tho.
I love James Herriot! Good book, kitty!
Ai haz awl fur ov teh books…full ov teh funneez (wif sum sadz….teh lief ov a v-e-t iz nawt ez). Didja noe teh titlols caem frum a poem?
All Things Bright and Beautiful
All Creatures Great and Small
All Things Wise and Wonderful
The Lord God Made Them All
Leeza, u is gonna has messidj inna minnit.
fanks red, taht was nise.
I thot u mite gets a “snickur” out of it mebbe?
wuz sposed to be funneh?
I thot it was pretteh.
maybe wot I got wasnt wot u thot u was givin me?
funneh and pretteh nawt mutually eggscloosive. can be bof.
but I dint see anyfing funny…?
wot m i missing?
hmmm….
maybe I gets it.
I iz slow sometimes.
red- code M
Ai nawt Cees whut she sended U so ai nawt noes. Just saying.
Teh basic messidj of teh sawng.
I’m referrin bak to sumfin u sed to me teh uthur day!
lolz!
see wot I sent u.
Code M was leezaspeek for czech ur messages!
Red. Responded.
I may be slow wonse in a wile, but I alwayz catch up!
Tyred an stoopy, ai haz tehm… ai posted tihs awn last fread bai miss-tayk, sumhao ai nawt unnerstanding. plz tu furgib repetetetitshun.
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Ai needing yur brayns!
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No, nawt lyk taht.
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Ai finking, tu organamize maiself, ai duz sekkund blog wif ebryfing ai lernz whyle ai iz lerning tu being a veterinary assistant, so ennywun whu wanting tu can seeing, an ennywun nawt wanting tu, nawt habing tu heer me going awn an awn an awn an awn an awn abowt it. (Awlso, will gibing me gud revu uv what ai lurnd
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But, iz a vital fing ai drawing a blank awn: what tu calling blog?
WP allowing onlee teh lowr-cayse letturs an nomburs, no punkshuayshuns. Mai ebryday blog be “prysmcat”. Ai nawt lyking teh naymes taht be hyooojleee lawng.
An yu gais being teh clebberest peeps ai knowing.
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Ennywun have enny finkings?
drtinycatassitant?
Ai lieks dat, BDM!
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wecanhazvettech?
ooh I lieks urs ns!
mii tew…
Hm, ai lyking bof… an still opin tu uvvers. Ai sett it up sumtiem Fursday, aifinkso, an will pondur deeplee until tehn. Fankies fur finkings!
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Ryte nao, iz tiem fur sleepings, aifinkso. Gud nyte!
nyt, PK! schmoo!
Ohai pk. Ai liek whut u are writtin her. De blog cud be anuver gud plais to be putting longer informashuns on. U cud be caling it “kitteh helperz”.
If u threatin me again, meester, I might hav to snorgle u!!!
Remembur to ware ur snorkel!
AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!
Stoopy Peeplols Choyse Awards….pre-emptin my CSI:NY.
**growlols at tee-bee**
stupid tv!
Flipz ober 2 CBS….tehy iz running a 2nd Bonez….iz a rerun, but iz gud.
testing,,,,
ohai amanda kat. awn intertoobs exploder u was nawt in christams hatbut heer in fire fox, u is n catmas hat. hummmmm.
Yah – teh masheen at hoam iz wif teh FyreFox & datz where ai seez ebbreewun awl festib still.
Modurn teknawlojee — we haz it.
still have chrismuss hat
no yoo doo nawt still has hat…
mabe it just take tyme weird prezzel has to chew awn hat ?
Has bin chewing awn mai hat fur a week nao. Ai seez it, but ovver peeps sae tehy seez teh partee kittehs. On Maxthon nd Internet Exploder Ai seez ur & mai chrismuss hats. Sai. Paeshunce iz a virtyoo, rait?
Schmoo to you Mu……..smyolin
Ossum!!!!!
Good nite I ar going to bed
ni ni!
r u sayin ni to that woman??
o wot days we live in….
ai wuz saying gud nyt, or “nite nite”… is dis bad?
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*haz a cunfuzzled*
Oar is this a Monty Python ref?
*dingdingding*
Yes, is MP. Teh Knights hoo say Ni.
Read the part about ROUS’s again… Preeeese”
hides behind couch, and peeks over at edits, why can dere bes COUS?(CATS)
lolness!
Itz tiem fur meh to going hoam. Yippee! Gud nite, cheezfrendz!
U haz gud knights waiting at hoem!? Whai U still heer? Iz teh knights uf teh round tablol?
I finkso if I had Gud Knight heer at hoam, mebbe I nawt spend as musch tiem awn teh pyooter!
Nuffin purrsonal, folks.
sure ya would, ya’d yust doo eet in shifts..
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poor overwurked guy’s gotta recharge, um…..rest a little, at least.
And U haz teh tyred aftur u getz him outta his tin can. Nawt can use teh powur tools oar U mai borkt himz.
**finks to hurself**
Dad usta be welder. Wud cuttin tortch werk?
**luuks innosent**
Why wud himz be overwurked, Dan?
and on that note, I iz goin to bed!
‘Nite, Leeza.
rhsb… ai lefted yew a msj…
Gud nyt leeza! *schmoo*
gudnyt NS! *schmoo* Dribe sayf!
James Herriot, o behaev.
I reads how to be bloo in da Cheez Town Cryer sew I r tying it out to c ifn I r following strucshuns gud. *smile* Fank u fur maeking Cheez Town Cryer. Fun plaice to go! Gud fer keeping up on cheezpeeps. (((((cheezpeeps)))))
Nitey nite, ebeybuddy. I r pooped. Update on Kittteh Daddy in da Cheeze town Cryer. Schmoos!
Ohhai! I foolwed destrucshuns gud! It r werked! Ohhai! I has a happy! Nitey nite!
YAY!!! POC!!! I haz a happee fur deh bloonessezzz!!!
U haz teh bloo naem!! ai haz a happee for U.
wOOt wOOt! Owtbrake ub blooness! Fleep must be tolded!
O noes! Mai iner edeetor iz ezcapded!
Chicks dig scars.
Scars heal… glory fades
And all were left with are the memories made, oh yeah
Pain hurts, but only for a minute
Yeah life is short so go on and live it
Cause the chicks dig it
A haz a frend (a surfer-dood guy frend) hoo siez dis is berry troo.
Hii haz um scar acrost chest, which he tellz deh chicks hii iz tryun to pickup, wuz from shark. Iz not xactly frum shark, but frum sharp rox when escapin’ frum shark.
Ai sai “Don’t let de troof get in da wai ub a gud storee.” Hii sez it wurks goodlii.
Brrr! I hassa chillee.
**gets whyte blankee outta cedar chest, wraps innit**
Nao I luuk lyk pololar bear!
lol! Ai lefted yew a messj, rhsb!
Red. Responded.
Replied and did as yew axed
Fanks.
Oar a floofy whyte kitteh. Oooo, mass eksodus frum mai bed jest nao…..kittehs desaided tehy suddenlee needed 2 b in teh ovver ruum. A fyu minnits agoe teh wun wif teh menee toesis nd hyooj feets pushed teh laptop clowsed. Ai’ll b in big trubblolz if seh ebber figurz owt hao 2 yoos hur thumz (iz troo, seh haz tehm).
Kitteh finks is tyme U plai wif himz nawt wif teh lolcatz?
Ai senz U mai goldun treever tu snorgle wif. Hur iz teh warmz but lieks teh midlol uf teh beds for sleeps.
Wun goggie naight.
Teh lab lieks teh bellee rubs and tu sleeps where he can seez me. But nawt liek to snorgle when him sleeps.
Are teh guies still heer? If so I gots kweshtun.
Alrite, y’all kno abowt gui at werk lyks me, but him nawt wanna go owt wif me until I iz offishulee singlol. Dats kewl, at leest himz got sum skrooplols, rite?
Teh fing dat iz botherin me is, why him nawt say sumfin to me, lyk, “Gee Red, I lykes u an wantsta go owt wif u, but I’d rathur wate until u iz offishulee singlol.”
Becuz him nawt say dat, an I hads to find owt 2nd hand, it gibs me a nawt-gud flag. Am I ober-reacktin, makin mowtnin outta mole-hill, or duz wii has fyootur of communycayshun problums?
sum peeps dont dew well wif communications, especially if they thnk they mite hurt someones feelings. *shrugs* dat be mah speculations.
Oar himz is wurried U iz on teh rebounds and just wantz tu use himz as boi toi.
He nawt wantz tu get hurted himzself. Ai finks U shud bof go sloes.
Go outs and haz teh gud tymes, but nawt gets too involed for at leest 3 months. Let him know this teh next time you go outz dat U liek him but nawt wants tu get too sereeus until U knoes U iz nawt on the rebound.
Gud poynt.
I did tayle my matchmakerwannabe-boss dat I nawt want ennyfing major yet, an boss seemed to fink gui nawt want ennyfing major eethur. Gud deel.
Besydes, I has boi toi. Hims name iz Lucky.
Oooh, I jes notised sumfin.
I kin stand to lissen to sum lub songs agin!
Befoar, I wanted to frow teh raydeo out teh window, but nawt so musch nao.
Dere iz stil sum sawngs I kannawt handlol heerin, but iz progress, rite?
I hazza happitayle nao.
Dat beh berry gud!
Ai am gunna head tew bed. Nyt awl!
“Nite, BDM.
I finkso I needs to be crawlin unner teh cubbers too, an try to get sum sleeps (tho I nawt feelin sleepee rite nao).
“Family Guy” is on, and Peter was dressed up like a knight! LOL
Gud Nite/Day/Watebber, frenz!
*sigh* we finly taked owr chrissmiss tree down an i haz a sad.
so sad to put away all teh pritty fings.
just wanted to unloed taht. goin to bed now.
hey umm im new here and i made a lolcat but idk how to post it in this page… how do i get it posted? thanks to whoever answers
Hi Stancy, welkum to cheezwurld! Dere is nuffink u can do to get ur lolcat on the page – you make it, submit it, and ovver users vote on it and iffn enuff users vote awn it, then mabbeh it maykes teh front page wun day. Ebbery day elebenty fousand lolcat pickshures are submitted so it’s a survival of teh funniest, really. k?
thanks upfi!
WIN!!!
HEre’s the book: http://books.google.com/url?client=ca-print-macmillan&format=googleprint&num=0&channel=BTB-ca-print-macmillan+BTB-ISBN:0312965788&q=http://www.amazon.com/gp/search%3Findex%3Dbooks%26linkCode%3Dqs%26keywords%3D0312965788&usg=AFQjCNGy4EO_Usx4YzMw6QNNgRE1ZcAgUA&source=gbs_buy_s&cad=1
nice!