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Yes … awl pointee ends, in fact!
Ohai Upfi, congrats ! U leed teh brayde.
conch-catch-shoe-elations awn yor spiffee topp-ov-teh-fred nawt-sekkind! ai haz a speshul liebayshun tew poar — theere’s enughf fur ebbrywun adn it’s mmmmyummmmy. ai iz uh wyne purrsun adn ai judgeded tudai atta pinot noir wyne computishun adn brawt hoam *foar* haff-ful bottlz. let’z awl sillybrate!
oohh a freewayy ty! kan wee gett karz att teh ty boo-teekque?
Oh, wunnermus! We can gets ennyfing at the ty bootique. pity ai can’t stay to play, as ai is habing mai lunsh soon. Teh lites may be awn, but dere’s nobuddy hoam … ooooh, dotz….
awwwwwwwwwwwwww that cat is sooooo cute
Teh litez aer awn…
…butt (hee hee) nawtbodee’z hoam.
knok onn woode…
I may have a rep. for bein’ hard headed, *rubbing newest in knot collection* but must you………….really?
*taps on Dan’s hed*
*hears a bell-liek ringing*
oh.. that’s pretteh!
U has grate acoustics goin on there.
O rly….hmmphh, well it must be impure thoughts mellowing the tones.
This early in th’ marnin??
I dint think u were usually an early riser..
late enough can become early.
Dan! Cmon ober tew teh neckst lol!
but too much of both, and u miss teh DE’s…….
Noz, naowbody heer !
THINK MCFLY THINK
Jus don callem “chikkin”
*snert* ai lubs dis refrinse
This is relevant to mai interests.
Grate Scott!!!11!
eko chambur…ur hed iz wun
in my case……..’tis impossible as solid granite does nawt eko.
I heerz u nokkin, but you can’t come in…
Ai’m in mai nietee & itz auwful thin…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOlEL4spBxs classic frm 19955
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTD5_FwdiBU&feature=related frm da 70eez?
it wuz just a luv tap, honnist!
ur yed. I moosh it. *moosh*
Ai jest dun’t chuze to anser u. Kitteh brainz alwais at home!
Beee heeled, sinner-kitteh!
Here r a nawncmint!!
Kitteh Daddy not have gud nite. He r beri frustrated coz dez nawt listening to him. When he nawt brefing gud dey jes gib him Ventolin fastfastfast! But problem r nawt dat simple. Be free tings going on: asthma, allergies (on steriods! Multiple chemical sensitivites aka MCS) and noo ting called Vocal Chord Disfunction. Ony one of dos tings r halped by Ventolin. De offer 2 nawt r halped! Dey need to listen to his breffing b4 gibbing medcine. Stoopy hoomins!! Stoopy!!
Hava go to hospital now and bang heds togefer. Or mebbe kick butt! (hehehe I says butt) Is okay I say butt? No mean to offend anybuddy…
By bye! Hab a cheezburger day!!
yew say butt awl yew wantz widdel girl!!! we jus laffs!!! gotta laff
butt….butt….butt…butt… there. ai feels bettur nao.
*snerk* Yew sed Butt!
repeatedly……methinks fetish would (just leave it alone) apply here.
Dan, yew nawt lyks da fetish?
*loud muffled laffter is heard from teh direction of teh eest coast*
that depends greatly upon the fetish in question. or on the table if you prefer
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ummm……I’ll be in my bunk.
itz fun tu b sayin butt! eberyon gotz dem, mite as wel shar it
some butts not so much.
Example. saw the nudidity warnings for City of Angles (Meg Ryan, Nicholas Cage,……and Dennis Franz). I had my heart set for seing Miss Ryan in her glory. I got to see Dennis Franz caper….naked….into the surf. I respect Mr. Franz, very much, alas there some things about the man I could stand not knowing.
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Therapy only heals so much.
ah. dats troo. iz onlee fun wen u izznt shoin it. jus sayin it. did u hav 2 pai much fur therrepi?
ohai, princess! Iz dey gibbin him juss ventolin treetmintz oar iz dey gibbin him ipatroprium bromide also (combivent)??
Dat wud halpz himz azzmuh moar.
Him allurgeez bees halpt immyditlee wif preddyzone steroydz….. and preddyzone also radoos lungz unflammaeshin.
I sry abowt vokal kord unfunkshin. I not knoez dat wun.
I hoepz him bees has a bettr dae todae.
I hoapz dey lissin.
Gitta eer-noze-froat doktur, dey is otolaryngologist… u needz wun. **HUGGLZ** ENT doc be halpfolz wif allurgeez and wif vokal kordz.
–Elfi
oyah, an iffn’ ur kittehdaddeh bees krayzee on teh preddyzone / othr sterroydz… nont be affraed to azk teh dokturz foar unkrayzee drugz!!
(Seriously, in English here: corticosteroids make for some REALLY CRAZY feelings… combined with the depression of being in the hospital etc already, he might be a bit nutty after a few days on them. Make sure he’s got treatment for the side effects of the steroids.)
O Princess, yew go nock hedz, sumtymez itz wut they need….I prayin foar KittehDaddeh!
Elfi!!!!!! Ohai!!!!! *bonk* *sniffeenoez*
alla dis is troo! I has BAD azma an allergeez an dis is eggzactlee whut I gets when i has a bronkitis.
saym heer, zski.
Nice photo
Nobody but us cheezfriendz here…
What are the two cats in this picture? They look EXACTLY like my cats that ran away near the end of last summer? What do those two cats look like exactly?
nup ai izznt heer. cum bak wen u havz som noms fur mi. kthxbai
Oooo, flufeh kitteh mak me tink ov Ron Perlman az Vincent from “Beauty and the Beast”. Lovleh!