ai haz no explunashun…
ai haz no explunashun… but ai also haz no regretz.
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Ai fink it juss esploadid
GMTA tie!
Ai can borro dis spawt fur teh NOUNCMENT?
* micrlol fone feedbaks *
Ai can haz Ur tenshuns plz?
Fank You.
We are habbing the SINGLOL AGEN pardee fur teh rhsb.
Teh Pardee iz tu be helded Awn the LUV BOAT (but nawt tu tell rhsb izza sur pwise).
Teh Pardee is tu bee helded when teh diborce is finalolized in abaod amunf eggsact tyme tu be de sided at l8ur day.
Is tu be drinks, dansing, Pi Rats, YNGs and fyremans
Teh conga Ratz an Dansing otturs will purr forms. Along wif enny wun else dat can haz sum ennertainments. Pls tu notify parrot head oar myself if U wantz tu be awn teh genda.
Draconic Kitteh has agreed tu provide sum fyre works.
Fank U. Back tu teh regulol scheduled lol.
GP U haz been aksed tu cory graph teh mans cheezpeeps tu du teh pole dans.
Yay Anni! Mehbeh wii comz tew ur howse an shreds alla ur TP az a reewarde?
As lawngaz u cleer up affer!
Whut, flye akross teh Atalantica tew kleen up???? *goze orf tew ponder*
Wull, iffn u aer heer 2 shred, u wull be heer 2 cleer up!
can we shreds teh paper towls too?
I lieks to keep my shreddin skillz sharp.
I spoze u mai.
fanks!
*shredshredshredshredshredshredshredshredshredshred*
*shredshredshredshredshredshredshredshredshredshred*
*shredshredshredshredshredshredshredshredshredshred*
*shredshredshredshredshredshredshredshredshredshred*
*luks around for mewspapur*
*carefully hides the graphic philosophy section*
*throws sports section into the air*
have fun.
As lawng az teh crosswerd izn’t damijd, Ai juss doan’t caer!
Awl teh shreddid paupur mite halp me keep warm!
Is wot mai pinny gig has to keep warm! Nao yu kno wot teh cownsil dus wiv awl yur confidenshul informayshun!
Ai shred mai own (haz 2 yooze a `lektrik shreddur, `coz Ai hazn’t got a kitteh) an put it awn teh compost heep.
*stops*
Graphic philosophy?
*raises eyebrau*
oooh SPORTS!
*shredshredshredshredshredshredshredshredshredshred*
*shredshredshredshredshredshredshredshredshredshred*
*finds teh swimsoot isshu*
*shreds wif a FEERCE*
Graphic Philosophy = Comix
and on sunday, it is colorized……bonus.
*thumbs up to Maus*
well I wondered.. I is familyer wif Graphic Novels..
*embarrast*
I even googled but only found somthin about how many ways there is to draw a tree.
When I would board my Tuffy at teh V-E-T he always comed home wif black paws because teh hole time he was there he would shredshredshredshredshred teh noospapers in his cage. He didnot has front claws — he was that way when I gotted him — so I guess he hadda puts extry effort into teh shredifying.
Heh, cyoot, mehbeh? Mai Tango got himz wyte paws in sumbuddeez fyrepit ashez teh odder dai, an he habbin a tuff tyme cleenin up. I bring him tew Anni’z aifinkso.
my Tylurr wuntz got intew idk wut cuz him wuz owtsyde, but him got intew sumting dat mayd himz fur awl durtee… n btw he wuz AWL WHYT, cept fur leetle orinj (nawt ebil) spawtz awn himz hed n tayl, sew ai had tew giv him dat oh-so-dredded baff, and him did nawt haz a happee.
Weezy shredifies teh newpapers with her teeth.
She duz the usual.. layz down on teh paper.. then starts teh bite and hedshake thing. Like she’z killin it.
Well, u HAS to kill it! Otherwise it will kill u! Same wif teh Fronsch fries.
oh yes! She killifies them tu! Along wif teh pizza crusts. And everyone knows they is teh ebil!
LCB I has been meaning to aks Uz, but I forgetz
How is Esme?
O hai, 2K! Esme is teh doing ok, thx! She had a little pleh over teh weekent but she is alert and when she reported for teh morning staff meeting in teh baffroom today she jumped up on teh side of teh tub instead of waiting for me to pick her up to say o hai. I am teh vry happy of coarse, even tho she still isn’t her old self and prolly never will be again.
U is deh staff/phlonqais
ah herz is deh boss rite?
Something like that. When I leaves teh house I has to say “Esm’es in charge and Liam’s teh assistant.” She’s teh Head Kitteh In Charge, no question.
I iz glad she be doing bettah
{{{Esme+LCB+Liam}}}
Dat beh da berry gud dat she beh jumpin up an lookin fer snorgles! Yay, Esme! {{{LCB}}}, {{{Esme}}}, {{{Liam}}}
*duz happidansdans dat Esme feline beddur*
Thx for teh concerns and teh lubs, evrybuddy. Esme would touch u all wif her cold wet nose if she could.
and I has a comfee, so leaf me lones.
Ohai, skwirrlgrrl! I has sum suggestions for yoo on teh Floryda bakpak trip. Will prolly wayt till tomorry when I yam bak in teh offix (and on a kwikker connekshun) to post them for yoo. Am wurking at hoem today and connekshun heer verreh slow . . .
ooh kewl!!
fanks gremlin… any info wud be nise, but just so u knows.. teh guy that’s planning this trip is a little.. um…shall we say he duz not liek to deviate from hiz plans…
Sew, info on equipmint, or on places we will be hiking by, wud be grate; but if itz anything that wud require much deviashun from teh leader’s plan… prolly wud’nt be able to talk him intu that. A nise guy, but u has to stay wif his program!!
I’ve experienced teh type! We had a frend hoo wuz a lawt lyke that too. He backpacked teh whole Appalachian Trail with his border collie, Afton. Had maps and compasses, etc. Owr frend died uv AIDS abowt 10 yeers ago, and we still misses heem.
Has yor frend packed throo that part uf Floriday beforr?
yes, not shur how much or exactlee where, but he mentioned pakking there 3 years ago.
sowry about ur frend.
{{{{{gremlin}}}}}
TP explosion…
Human explosion emininant, too
And no loo roll to cleer it up! Ohnos!
Ooh look! Post-festive avatar – Amber wiv no santa hat! An Ai did it awl bai mai sefl!
Um……I seez Santa hat….
*sly-winks at ambercat*
What Santa hat? are ya feeline okay?
Yu need to dleet tempry innernet fyuls – Ai has to do tihs at leest wunse a dai or mai pooter gose sooooooooooo slooooooooooooooooww! But Amber has defnitly taken her santa hat orf!
I deleted my temporary files at homes, but i still sees teh crissmus abatarts!
Ai can still see ur festib hat!
Amber, maybe u hazzing to syne owt an syne bakk in? I noez nuffinkz bowt dis stuffz, haz tew get mai 18yrold tew halp.
Ai fink WP taeks tiem 2 get yoozed 2 chanjis
Ai juss had a lukk awn Internet eggsploder an Ai still haz mai festib hat awn dere, Ai haz a puuzzuld!
ai still see Amber’s santy hat…it took WP 3 dais tew chanj mai avatar frum teh Krissmiss wun tew teh wun ai hab naow
I no sees deh hat Ambercat
I iz using Firefox
Me2
Ai can see Ambercat’s hat awn IE an fyrefocks, but myne ownlee awn IE.
Mai bed
I shred
kthxbai
Look buddy……..YOU rake leaves and den jump inndem.
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just sayin’
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eye Iz Comfy!!1!
I’ve never been to Eden
But it’s nice I hear tell
When I die I’ll go to Heaven
‘Cause I’ve done my time in Hell.
- Nikki Sixx
Rhsb, wuz u doin tyme in hell yesterdai afternoon? Did teh Ebil Fudz halp?
Ohai, ZF!
I’ve been there for the most part of the last 2 years, and almost all of the last 6 months.
I decided to take the settlement. I could be legally single in as early as 2 weeks, most likely by the end of the month.
Time to go owtside an freeze in teh snow.
BBL.
ohai rhsb
is deh mood bettah todai?
Here I has some hot Earl Grey tea fur U
Ohai, 2_k.
I’m in as gud a mood as I kin be, considerin.
How did the boots work out?
Dey wuz teh awsum, EM!
Kin I keeps ‘em?
Well… I guess so. But please take good care of them.
{{{rhsb}}}
{{{{rhsb}}}}
I hope everyfing goes OK for you.
After everyfing was ober wen i diborsed my first hubbeh, i said ‘if I knew it was going to be this good I would have done it ten years ago’. You has cheezpeeps, you will get through it.
*wispurs tu Z *
Izza nouncments up teh fred
Good Mornin, WRr.
Ur heer earlee. Iz u werkin oar gots puter at hoam?
Wii iz gettin snows 2day. Brrr!
Oh, an teh wevverman sed dat wii mite has “historikul snows” nexst week. DO NAWT WANT, so plz to be keepin it in SD, ‘k?
Ai haz puter at hoem. goggies want tu plai eerly so ai nawt can sleeps no maor tudai. Tu erle foar teh walks yet. (ai wait until teh bus taeks teh rug ratz tu skools)
Fankz, WRR! I juss sawr it.
Rhsb, I gnu u wuz nawt in teh Pair a dice laytely, I juss dint noe to wut spesifikkully u wuz refferin in teh sawng! I nebber noez wut to say to a purrsen in ur sityooayshun, duz I say Congaratz?
Congarats will werk.
I ushyooalee nawt sillybrate teh end of a marridj, but in dis case, iz appropryit.
((((((((((rhsb)))))))))
Kitteh versus flying spagetti monster
Oar kitteh snorgling flying spaghetti mawnster?
I am reminded of when we first moved to Tulsa… We’d put a litterbox in the bathroom, plus some food and water. Then we locked poor Kismet in the bathroom while the movers tromped in and out moving boxes for hours.
When we finally waved good-bye to the movers, Barrett went in to check on Kismet. He called to me to come look.
She’d unrolled the entire roll of TP and was sleeping on it.
“it’s too cute,” he said, “I can’t get mad.”
Ohai, elfi! Hao kyoot! Is a nyce storeh.
Hao ar yoo doing? And happeh noo yeer to yoo! May awl yor dreems coeming troo in teh noo yeer!
how is KB? how is hiz training to be a therapee kitteh coming along?
KB havz a intarvoo soon!!! ON Tuesday!! Him has intarvoo with HABIT to see if him ar gud kiti foar teh ferapeez.
I hoapz him nawt fink is for “pees” , him ar gud at dat….
himz will do wellz, I wish him gud luk
Elfi, you can writez a buk
Chronicles of Elfi
I wud readz it!
Oops typo
I meant to sai Chronicles of KB
himz has a beree speshul storee!
That is so cool! Just make teh sure that teh innerview peeps donot sees this pic. They may gets teh rong idear about KB.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/22/funny-pictures-lives-up-2-nickname
ok. iz funny tho
dat Barrett. he sownz lyk a keeper.
Neggst I shreds Ur homework
U has one minute to get sum toona
I is starting deh countdown
1 hippopotamus
2 hippopotamus
3…
Ur homeworks is no longer sayfe
an U has been amply warned
:kitteh proceeds to shreds Ur homework
Moral of deh storee: Neber ignore kitteh’s demands however unreasonable
RULE ONE OF KITTEH BEHAVIUR:
Never apolojize, never ecksplain.
I’m sorry, could u splain that, plz?
“First of all, I would like to make one thing quite clear: I never explain anything.”
‘ello, Mary Poppins!
ummm… izzn’t that 2 rules? just azkin.
I refyoose to ecksplane.
Wel hooman, u wooden turn upz teh heet sew ai maid a snugglie bed fer maisef. U haz onlee ur sef tew blaim.
Ifinkso yoo may has a biiiiiiiiiig regret when hoomin reaches into pile ob terlit paypurr an pics you up instead
Eeewwww!
snerk!
ma oranj floofball onse lefta pyle
of TP in littah bocks
a hint, aifinkso!
Pleasure?
PURRformanss art. Wiv PURRformanss artiste. Tihs instawlashun iz kald “LYFE”
i wud nawt eter. luk fun!
Shouldn’t it be EIGHT? Only four claws on each side?
wrong pic, sorry.