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The cats have brought a number of issues about the dog’s behavoir to the table
remember da tiem da goggie did dis?
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wii deemand tew bee heerd!
Kittehs want numbur foar dog catchur
I wud think deh kittehz wud wanting a number wun dog catchur.
Wut about a numbr tree goggie catchur? Dat wuz a good wun!
Conga rats to jk2kitteh on teh firsty post!
Aifinkso, number two part ob goggie wut needin’ catchin’ moas.
Dat GAWT tew bii kitteh’s biggest complaint.
U ordur teh number foar and teh numburs 1-3 comes wif him.
Kin I soopersie my number 4? I hassa hongree.
yesh. ur number 4 is now a number 8.
WRR! Ai saw teh ratties tuday, whyte wuns wif red eyes, an teh teechur fur teh class towlded uz she finks ratties make teh awsum pets, bedderer tehn hamsturs an jerbuls an eben *whispurs* pinnygigs! Coz tehm be so alert n playful n smart n fings.
Ratz iz teh awesum pets aifinsko.
Mai beddur half woan let meh hab N-E, tho.
Ratz!
Aww… is seh afrade of dem?
Adn wut did Tiki sai when yoo seded goodbye to her?
Akshully nuffin, but herz gawt BEEG snorgle dis mornin’.
She refused tew git awf mommahs arm wen herz tried tew put her in her daytime cage affur bringin’ her downstairs frum her sleepytime cage.
Seh has a sleepee tyme caje!! Too cyoot! Duz it hab a cubber?
Ob corse!
Iz inna rum witowt uh view tew, sew her is nawt distracted. ‘cept wen daddeh gits dressed in the mornin’ coz iz inna walk in closet.
Tiki: Ohaiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!
Whai her nawt letting yu? Tehm iz teh kyoot, ai wanting wun (well, tu, akshullee, so tehy can haz a fren), but nawt untill ai dunned skool.
Izza illogistical fing.
Tew many catz, nawt enuff play areas fur ratz.
I prolly cud nawt share howse wif rats oar snakes, eben if dey are petz.
Sowwy to teh rat- an snake-lubbers.
my sistur had mauses for a wile when we was growin up.
Tehy were teh stinkee.
And my Gramma wudn’t come in teh house unless we hid teh mauses in teh closet.
So tehy got my clothes stinkee too.
pleh on teh mauses.
And rats r just bigger mauses, rite?
Sowry WRr.
Ai haz had mauses. Teh boi mauses waz teh stinkee. Teh gurl mauses waz cleen an nawt stinkee at awl.
*files this knowledge aways for a rainey day*
** Eeck puts dis in teh M file…subcatagory “Mauses”
understandable, the boi mauses have a pair that’s bigger than thier head and drags onna ground. the scent trail goes………everywhere.
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it’s how I can tell when a buck mouse is in my house, pillaging my food stores.
ewww…TMI !!!
Wii had boi hampster lyk dat.
When him got old, dey disappeerd.
ohai Eeck!
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Dan, uh..
*files mental image of boi maus equiments under ‘ew’*
Ur knowlege, it is teh diverse!
But I thot u had a kitteh?
Iz he on striek?
Ohai,leeza!
Yesh…whut iz teh kitteh doin abowt teh maus invayshun ?
NOTHIN moves in my house!
not even me, sometimes!
I have no animals I feed. I have spotted, or seen if you will, two different cats living under/inna rafters of my house. My aunt has two geriatric kittehs. My buddy, has three or four (one hasn’t been seen for some time). When the need for kitteh accumulates, I go one of two places. as a bonus…..they have internets.
Mai fren has kittehs nd ratties. Wii yoozes teh werd Rattzenfratzen awn heer sumtymes, sew Ai towld hur taht if seh eber stawps lurking nd desaids 2 b comminting, seh shuld be Ratzndcatznmii.
Dat beh da cyooot, Catsablanca!
I vouch for the awesomeness of rats as pets!
They are smart and social and enjoy human company unlike gerbils and hamsters. I dunno about pinny gigs since I never had any as pets. The one that I’ve seen around here seems pretty nice…
Dey eggspekt u to deel wiv him
Dey wud puurfur it iffn u got rid uv him awl2gevver
Purrhaps dey culd yoos spot remover?
Want me 2 try to showt it owt agin?
HImz a goggie wut moar can we sez?
either you fix the problem
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or we fix the problem…….painfully.
but is teh problem teh doggeh?
or teh hoomin?
or both?
Doggy gotta go!
NAwt inna Haws!! iz tu big fur teh littur baux!
Ifn him goes potty inna lidder bocks, I NAWT skoopin!
Ohai {{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}
Hows ebery liddle (tickle) fing?
Ohai, NC.
I nawt been tikkloled in furebber, so I nawt kin tayle u.
::tosses feathers and pointer hat deely bobs at rhsb::
OW! MY EYE!
That 70’s show ref – FTW
**bows**
Fankyoo, fankyoo berry musch.
Yew beh heer awl week week week?
Tyme owt furr hiz bad beehavior iz not enuff!
Tyme owtside mehbee.
At leest dere iz ownlee wun goggie. Nawt liek in dis clip:
http://www.news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7815893.stm
Spot teh Dawg…
Tehre’s wun! An tehre’s wun! An anuuver! An anuvver….
Ifn u konneck teh dotz, duz u get pikshur?
Ai wuns heered a man cawl “Spot, Spot” an wen Ai lukked hims goggie wuz runnin to him. it wuz a dalmashun uv corse!
Josie awlmoast got namded Spot, cuz hur had spots awn hur hed an bak. It nawt sooted hur, so I cameded up wif diffrent naym.
We hazza ginormous kitteh named Spot.
Ohai, NS! Hao u doin?
Ya kno, I finalee figgerd owt why Lucky luuk so familyur.
Him luuk lyk young Roger Daltrey.
**rhsb wipes drool from her chin**
Dere biggest isshoo iz dat him eben egg-sists!
Teh goggie’s behayvyur iz spotty, at best.
Dalmynayshun goggie must be Dominayted.
Heer. Dis kitteh can halp!
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http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2922460
Dos kittehs haz a magic trash kan! Do want!
I jus lubs teh fayshul markins awn teh blak/whyte kitteh! Iz teh kyoot.
troo……remines me uv a batman mask.
or……a LOLcatburglar mask!!!
OMCC!!!!! Ur rite!
Eet luks lyk a black flutterby landed awn da kitteh’s hed!
Wyte Paynt nawt halps. We noes is teh sayme black goggie dat wuz heer last week.
Mebbe whyte goggie got in2 teh blak paynt an it spattured awl ober him?
Wen Ai wuz a kidlet, Ai thort dat kynd uf goggie wuz cawled a damnashun.
LOL Annipuss!
My former SIL had dalmynayshun goggie named “Chip”.
Ai haz a frend who had a damnashun goggie. Her naemd him “Strype”
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Ai finkded dat was da funnee! (nao dat ai fink abowt eet, moast ub mah frenz haz stranj humor.
I will take dat as complimint.
Twisted eben.
WRr – I has kweshtun abowt partee. Kin wii has NikklolBak 2 singin at it?
Shur if dems nawt buzzee.
Dere tour nawt beginnin until Mid-Febrooaree, aifinkso.
Dey iz plaiing in Lex Ky on Feb 27 Oar Nasheville onna 25th
I know, an I wanna go SO HARD!
Lexington is <30 miles from heer.
Iz awl abowt teh munnies, tho.
**sighs**
Why I nawt kin be borned rich insted of beyootiful?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!
U can talk teh Co worker intu taking U as a prezzie?
Donut kno bowt dat.
I did see him 2day an did tayle him I shud be offishulee singlol soon tho.
Iz nao hims turn.
kwitcher bellyakin, you got one outta two.
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Fate fanned me on this one.
Dan, has u alreddy forgotted wut I tolded u? Oar did u finkso I wuz lyin?
Me? Beyootiful? Nawt!
Byooty lies in deh eyes of deh beholder tho
an U cannot be an objective judge of your byooty
I fink U iz smart, purty an funneh
Fanks, 2_k.
Rite bak atcha. {{{2_k}}}
**whispurrs** U has seen my pikshur, hazznt ya?
of course
does U really fink I is purteh an smart and funny
:has a flattured
why fanks rhsb!
Yesh, I relee finkso.
Yesh, wii haz seen yr pichoor. An ai agrees wif 2K. STN!
or beauty is in the eye or the beer-holder.
Oh teh gurls awl get purtyur at closin tiem….
**gibs beers to Dan, WRr an NC**
Fanks, 2_k, but I begs 2 diffur.
Y’all nawt beholdin wat I see wen I open teh shower curtin inna moarnin!
**grumblols abowt beeg mirror akross room from tub**
::imagines rhsb jes owt ob shower::
::faints from blud loss::
What happend? U bleedin to def?
Ai’m nawt tuchin dat wif an 8 inch floppy.
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Duzzint wanna noe.
**falls outta chayre**
braggart
**falls outta chayre agin**
OW!
Gud fing PY’s nawt hoam. Dey wud be wunnerin what awl teh noyse an laffin upstayres iz abowt.
Ai hab no response tew dat, dan.
::CHORTLE GUFFAW::
snerk!
now my cow-workers think i am insayne
cauz I sitting in cubicle giggloling!
*beeeg grin*
Dats nuffin.
Teh uther day, I had to leev my desk so I takeded my hedfones awf, jes in tyem to heer co-worker say, “It just ain’t right”, but she said it so kwiklee, I cudda SWORE I herd teh “T” werd an hadda try to keep frum laffin.
Yah, I kin see myselfs explainin DAT wun!
OAR, try sittin at teh stoplite in traffick an a sertin sang comes awn an u start laffin.
Teh luuks frum othur dribers is pryseless!
Trai pracitssing awn teh coyote cawl at teh stawp lights. Ai gots pulled ober wunce cuz sumwun tolded teh cawps dat ai wuz torturin teh rabbitz.
*spews drink*
*falls outa chair*
youse guize (and youse gals!) youse sleigh me!
**Falls outta chayre agin**
NAWT TO TORCHUR TEH RABBITZ!!!
Ai Nawt torchur teh rabbitz. Just maek teh nawty coyotes fink ai do. Iz liek teh din din bell fur teh coyote when they heer teh losted kitteh oar teh hurted rabbitz.
those coyotes. Tehy is teh wile-y.
rhsb…..now would be a good time to NAWT LOOK. assuming you remember a certan arrest in Ft. Worth in the early 70’s
**whaps Dan upsyde teh hed**
welll, it was already typed……
oooohhh! can i playse?
*taps dan on nose*
Boop!
gamma, ya might wanna wash ya hands….ah been sneezin’ today. with a nose like mine……it can be an epic event. Like small craft warnings on area lakes kinda event.
sew the pistachio thing woz…
(shades of Dr. Froid)
projection?
U allergies aktin up agin, Dan?
I hope u nawt sneez at bad tiem awn Fryday.
Cud be bad. Reel bad.
nitrous takes care of most of that.
U gets teh nitrous?
I wants nitrous.
Wanna trade?
*runs off to wash paws*
*contemplates wet paws*
sigh. is it time to go home yet?
{{rhsb}} you needs to do take shower wif lotsa
hot water to steam mirror. Thats what I do!
I do, but teh steam ebenshully goes away an….well…..dere I iz.
I fink we wimmenz is berree hard on ourselves
most of us luk in deh mirror and focus on something we don’t
like
most men on deh other hand
luk in deh mirrorz and fink dey is CC’s gift to humanity
snerk!
is troo!
Akshully, moas mens is peeking in the mirror wen yew awr takin’ uh shower, no maddur wut yor body image iz.
Most ub us doan eben haz tu luk inna mirror tu noes dat 2_k
Dis conbersayshun reminz me of emayo I gotted wunse. Iz abowt teh diffrense between wimmen inna showur an mens inna showur. Twas funnee.
rhsb, dat haz been turnnded intew a bideo clip, awn yewtube, aifinkx.
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WRr… iffn dey finked yr coyote cawl was a torchured rabbit… yr nawt sowndin lyk da coyote. (Yew mite be dewin it rong?)
Wuz trying tu sound liek teh hurted rabbit. maeks teh hungree coyotes luuk fur noms.
Ah… den ai gess yew beh dewin eet rite!
(Sowree tew miss understand.)
Dan, dis wun foar u:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f78bSQUFKzk
“Busted” by John Conlee. Him frum ware I libs.
Like a piece to the puzzle that falls into place,
You could tell how we felt from the look on our faces,
She was spinning in circles with the moon in our eyes,
No room left to move between you and I,
We forgot where we were and we lost track of time,
And we sang to the wind as we danced through the night,
And we sang…
Ay oh ay oh ay oh ay,
And the voices rang like the angels sing,
We`re singing..
Ay oh ay oh ay oh ay,
And we danced on into the night,
(Ay oh ay oh)
Too Kittehz canz playz
“Stayrdaown’ wiff Hewminz untillz
deyz getz wut deyz wawntz
Dawggeh iz summtymez
noyzee andz clumzee. Dat iz
nawtz abowtz 2 chaynjj
Kittehz willz habz 2
putz up wiff Dawggeh. Hewminz
kuss lykez it dat wayz
Jack.
Teh fing iz, wii asked him tew join us at teh table fur these negosheeayshuns. Wii rest awr case.
NAwt so dum…goggie is lukkin at teh ice bawks where the gushifuds is. Trying tu figgur aowt haow tu getz in adn nom teh hawt dawgs.
Dats nawt the ice bawks. Dats uh mirror, and hims finks goggie in the window hassa bigger bone.
Seben yeers bad luk in 3….2…1….
CRASH!!!!
Shurley iz bad luck tew drown.
Nawt if U iz benificiary uf Shurlee’s lief in sure ants.
Welkum bak my frenz
To teh show dat nebber enz
Wii so glad u kud attend
Come insyde, come insyde..
ELP ref – FTW
Yep….Yup….Ey-yup….
Dangit, still can’t get it rite.
Dats wut I lissenin to. Pulled teh cd owt.
“Still You Turn Me On” is playin nao. Purty….an romantikklol.
Checks airport jukbawks for ELP selections.
Noap. Dag-nab-it!
Hint: Yoo-toob iz my fren, speshully at werk.
Alright folks, I hope dis werks:
http://music.yahoo.com/track/935912
U mite nawt appreshyate it az much as I do, but iz a fun song.
We wants sign a treaty
That means we get treats, rite?
Whut u meen,goggie haz teh immunity ????
Whut maykes him so speshul ??
Goggie wurks 4 teh Fyremanz.
ifink teh firemens don’t want a bunch pointee ends aimed at thier hoses.
Dats no eggscuze !!
It iz if hoomin is trying tu meets teh fyremans.
kittehs habing bizniz lunch wif kruella de ville!
** snerk **
Gud one!
We ares 2 Gog Whispurrers.
We’z gonna rehabl….rehibil….fix, teh goggie, adn trainz teh hoomins.
K?
Nawt sekond, we gives teh excercizes,
den we gives teh diziplines
adn den we gets teh affecshuns.
K?
Ai needing yur brayns!
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No, nawt lyk taht.
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Ai finking, tu organamize maiself, ai duz sekkund blog wif ebryfing ai lernz whyle ai iz lerning tu being a veterinary assistant, so ennywun whu wanting tu can seeing, an ennywun nawt wanting tu, nawt habing tu heer me going awn an awn an awn an awn an awn abowt it. (Awlso, will gibing me gud revu uv what ai lurnd
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But, iz a vital fing ai drawing a blank awn: what tu calling blog?
WP allowing onlee teh lowr-cayse letturs an nomburs, no punkshuayshuns. Mai ebryday blog be “prysmcat”. Ai nawt lyking teh naymes taht be hyooojleee lawng.
An yu gais being teh clebberest peeps ai knowing.
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Ennywun have enny finkings?
*finkfinkfink* i like All Creatures or “All Things Wise and Wonderful” like those Herriot books about a vet in TTI. but, the ref is prolly lost on most peeps.
Ohai pk. Ai liek whut u are writtin her. De blog cud be anuver gud plais to be putting longer informashuns on. U cud be caling it “kitteh helperz”.
I’ve never seen markings quite as unique as that B&W kitty! What a neat and pretty face!
Look you 4 legged Indies, if it wasn’t for us 4 leggers as MBF (Mans Best Friend) you guys would be having to do a lot more work around the house, we do guard duty, keep toilet clean, and are considered your exercise coach, so drop the complaints before we go postal on you like we do the mailman!
Is this supposed to be funny?