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no joke,¡ claro que sí! es verdad. mais oui.
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Janet! There u is!
I has bin looking for u!
Did u see tehre iz a PBS seriez on India startin this week?
No!! When???? Taht wud reelee interst me!
Az yoo cleerlee know!! Thankz!!
LOL!! O mai!!! EBREWUN iz heer today!!
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It wuz awnlee 181 com mintz wehn a started. An WHOOOOSH!!! Way ober 200!! Dont yoo just LUV a gud partee???
itz on teh front page of their website Janet:
http://www.pbs.org/
The first 2 chapters were on last nite, but they are being repeeted sevral times during teh week… I guess u has to czech ur local PBS station’s schedule to find out when?
I is taping tehm at 1 and 2 in teh am tonight or tomorrow…
I is teh recording these also. Thx leeza for menchoning them yesterday!
I lurves teh Michael Wood. So smart and intellectual-like, but not afraid to gets dirty. Sorta like a Indiana Jones wif a Briddish acksent. *swoon*
REALLY?
*feels woozy*
ooohh… I is SO lukking forward to watchin these!
Ano (Czech)
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*faycepaw* It nebber occured to mee to luk at teh website to see what wuz awn!!
*hangz hed in shayme*
ai ar SUCH an id eeyaht!!!
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Waht did they show yesterday??/
Thanks leeza-b!!
Ai just luked at teh links – an itz awn UUURLEE tomorrow moarning frum 3 – 5 AM. Ai think itz teh wun taht wuz just awn. So ai can still find it!! YAY!!
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If teh red dotz awn teh map meen the plaices they ar taking us to – tehn WHHOPEEE!!
Ai’ve bin to moast ov them!!
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An oh!!! it iz SOOOO byootiful. Ai mite be going again in August.
no shame Janet!!
I wudda told u xactly when, if it wuz netwerk; but PBS stations, they duz not have uniform programmin, idontfinkso.
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I will be interested to heer wot u think of them!
Sendube “jes” en Esperanto. Alternative (that’s an Esperanto word by-the-way) http://www.esperanto.net
cangaratsulations! top ov pile!
* hands Sweetpea a shrimp coktail in a martini glass*
NOM!
*Pats Sweetpea gentlee onna tendrils,*…
I leeved you a plate ov Shrimps on teh last picshure. Enjoi
rillly???????
*fwip- disappearz to prevyus pic*
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
can wii plz put diz awn AWL cloes tags??
I know! so sad. i’m COMPLETELY against fur. except farm animals i think they were meant for our personal lack of a better word “use”. but yes. NEW YORK, MILAN, , PARIS all billboards!!!
Why were farm animals meant for our “use”?
Technically fur animals are farm animals because they come from fur farms where they are treated horribly just like other farm animals. You may want to rethink your ethics on that one.
YES, YES I DO!!!! stop animal cruelty
Yes yes YES! leave fur on furbabies always!
Is nawt as sawtf as eet lukks, yu nose
iz troo!
I gotted to pet a babbeh tiger onse… teh fur wus very thick but corse.
*wants to pet a bebbeh tiger*
*also wants to pet a bebbeh tiger*
*and mabye nom a little on teh bebbeh tiger ears*
*wants to nom a little on teh bebbeh tigrrr trainer’s eers*
Ai agwee, kitteh
Fur iz waredby byootimuss aminulz an uglee wimmin
Ai agrees, an iz uglee tu kill kittehs an wer der furs.
dis mayd me sew sad… darn u kitteh u sadded al ovr mee!
VERY TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes I does, kitteh!
OMG itsa lion, get in the…
Oh, nevermind…
heh. made me lol. thats ma fav lolcat
Plz to nawt wearin mah skin.
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Kthxbai.
leeve teh [insert correctk big cat name here] alones!!
Otay, before teh Trolls cum out frum unner dere stones dus aneewon no whut kynd ob kitteh dis is? Cheetah? Leppurd? Cyoot?
Aifinkso is ‘Cyoot’ . Yesh. Definitlee Cyoot.
Wanna snorgul teh Cyoot nao….
Dat probly wuld bee da lastest snorgle yu ebber duz, tidmum!!
I knoes!! But whut a way to go!!!
Ai iz wif yoo awn dat, tidmum!
Butt. . .butt. . .ai’d rather hav yoo heer. . .
{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}
Awwwww. I wud rather be heer too
*gigglol*
Is Jagyooar rite?
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heer, trolly trolly trolly… ai has a littlol orinj maus fur yu…
Aifinsko is Jaguar, GP. Poor kittehs, is rong tu kills dem!!! *has angry at stoopy hoomins*
Cannot see the classic Jaguar “rosettes” in the pixur. I think ocelot or leopard … an YES I vote to let all kittehs keep their OHNE KOATS!
sumwun later in thred finks it a clouded leopard
i can has? or a cheetah? cheetahs make good companions!
but dey cheets at cards, aifinkso
…an himz fuutprintz are nawt fownd in enny file uv Scotland Yard’s?
Yesh… tis deh coulded leopard.
no iz nawt leppurd. leppurd haz rosettes in teh fur too. jus duz nawt haf spot in middle ov rosette liek jagwar.
kood be clowded leppurd, i tink so *nods*
Ocelot?
Ocelot ob Big Kitteh enneways
* faispaw * O fankies! dat wus on teh tip ob mai tung but but but ai cud nawt member teh nayme!
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Yesh, is ocelot FTW aifinkso!
Sowwee, Ai juss Googlold ocelot an dey has spots wiv light centurs an blakk owter
Dus yu need a lysense to google an ocelot? Or speshul trayning, or enneefink?!
No, juss fingerz
Iz clouded leopard. Hear be a photo:
http://gump.auburn.edu/goertzen/SLuG/images/clouded_leopard.jpg
Hear be n ocelot:
http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/yyoshimu/Ocelot.jpg
O thanks, Noin Hime!!
GP! U hads a ocelot on teh tip of ur tung? U spit it out this instant.
If u knoes u not sposed to ware teh kitteh, why u trying to nom teh kitteh?
OMCC! Ai laffded sew lawd at dis, LCB!
GP was just giving a little nom. They no eat kitteh, just nom ears a little
Hmwell… ok. I does that to my kittehs, too.
*wonders how Shalin knoes this*
Ai duz dis to mah kittehs, too.
u noms ur kittehs eers??
Berry berry jentul-lyke. Sew softee….
Nawt purrrrmanently nommin — jus nibblin a liddul. An onlee teh kittehz wif eerz.
and they LET u??
So far, yes. Teh seekrit is to not nom wif ur teefs. Nom only wif ur lips.
and u duz not get teh hareballs?
No, silly. If u inhales, then ur doin’ it rong.
*snerk*
Yew haz neber nibbloled on yer kittehz’ eerz, Leeza?
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Ai nibblols on mah liddul gurl’s eerz, tew — but ai asks purrrmishun nawt sekkund. Aimustsay — ai manyoofakchurd bery nommable eerz!
Yup, I uzez LCB’s tekkneek. Nawt werk awn ebbery kitteh, tho. The blakk half-meezer Qween-ov-teh-Nite wud hav mai fayce foar lunsh if I tryded that wif hur!
Barney letz me nibblol awn HIZ eerz!!
um, I fink nibblin on eers.. that’s, um, not a kitteh thing….not as I has xperiensed it…
STRATE to teh NG wif yoo, yung ladee!
Oops – Freudian slip typo!
Moar like a Jungian slip.
@@@@@@@@@@@@11!!!!
WHOO needs to go to teh NB? hmmm?
Derez nuffin nawtee abowt nibbloling on kitteh eerz! Deyz jus sawftee & fuzzee & irresistible!
Um, ohai, mai naem is kimkiwi nd ai nibblol on my kitteh’s eerz nd ai sumtiems on teh end of hur tayle, but vairy gentlee. Ai iz, derefor, a nibblolholic.
Iz dere 12-stepp rekoveree tihng fore me.
* a somewhat large chorus responds*
Hello kimkiwi.
Whut, recoveree? Y u wanna stop wif teh ear nibblol? Y?
Ohai, mai naem is kimkiwi ad ai iz nibblolholic. Ai sumtiems nibblol on mai kitteh’s eyrs nd orlso vairy gentlee on teh tip of hur tayle.
Ai can haz 12-stepp progrim?
Teh nawt sekkund step tew recubery
frum splorting affur nibbling
awn yer kittehs ears iz
grab the CCC.
Step 2 iz tew sweep up yor bwaynes.
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Wut udder kind ob recubery culd yew bii tawkin’ ’bout?
Hartley Nommed OUR ears
Did he axe ur permissions first?
Nope. Nebber. All our Ears R belong to Him.
Him wud get teh eer niblols wenebber HIM wanted. Mite on the sofa, in teh bed onna terlit, inna baff. No matter to Hartley. Enny ole place wud do.
He no caer. Him wuz awl ” GIMMEE YOR EERS NAO!”
Wuz niec. Kitteh singin inna eerhole, paddlin on sholders an dribblin all ober yer nek. …maybe teh dribblin wunt so niec?…Hey! I hadda thot! Maybeez it wuz awl teh harltey dribbles down mah eerhole as a Teenager wot maked me deff? Hmmm. Cud be.
I don’t see how that’s possumble. Prolly was teh purrings.
ewwwww!
Dats wut thawt!!
Ai dunno. Ai fink it iz nawt a cheetah. Doan’t fink it’s a lepperd eever.
Iz nawt cheetah. Cheetah’s doeznt haz spotz. Tehyre moar solid colors. Derz wun inna a glass exhibit inna my office a twerk.
Oh my stoopy. Realized ai meaned to sai it nawt a cougar – cougars doeznt has spots. ** bery embarassed faise** *sniffs*
Aifinkso is teh cheetah. teh spawts iz solid and teh eyes haz teh dark mascaras.
Ai fink teh cheetah haz a mutsh narrowur muzzul dan dis lubblee kitteh
Hard tu tell wif it mushed against teh tree limb. Jaguar has teh paw print shaped spots. Ocelots has teh dark spots around teh tan spots.
ai agrees wif anni dat dis kitteh’f fais be much tew short tew beh da cheetah…, an da muzzul beh narrower.
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Fur whutebber dats wurf.
Ai haz lukked at awl teh big kittehz in wikipedia, an nun uv dem lukk liek dis wun!
It cud be wun uv teh smaller wunz liek a cerval purrhaps.
culd be. Oar it is nawt yet fully grown. Luks liek it haz teh lazee teenagur attitood
Aifinkso GP hadded it rite wen he sed a Cyoot.
Dats whut it is. Gotta be.
Watebber it iz it iz a byootimuss kitteh.
I iz in agreemints wiv yoo Annipuss
fays be rong for cheetah, it not hav lines from nose up to eyes.
cheetah also be closer relativ to dog than cat, claws non retractable.
cheetahs has “tears”-dark lyne frum inside kornur of eye down teh side of bridj of nose.
Ohai GP- Iz an Ocelot, aifinkso… but yesh, is kyoot allso.
It is an ocelot. Jaguars are bigger and have rings around their spots.
Ocelot
is fink is Jaguar. is defintlee cyoot kitteh, but kitteh no can has rosettes, just spotz. Bootiful spotz, not hoomin ugleh spotz.
LOLZZ!
This is why I lefted it blank!
srsly! u ware it well!
Madame Onassis gots nothing on her!
heh
RodStewart ref FTW! Aifinkso yesurday oar todai is Rod’s burfdai!
Is teh January 10, IIRC. Donot axe me how or why I knoews this because I donot knowes how or why I knoews this.
It fitz purrfektlee 2!
Big kittehs tu bee admired, nawt worn.
James Bond ref!!! FTW!!!!!1!
Absoutlee mai fren lepperd!
Ai wurreez bowt u an ur frenz bein kilt fur furz. Hoomanz don need furz!!!!!
oar iz a jagular?
wants to kiss nose-nose … plz?
Schmooo, snapdragon….nose-nose!
ai wunce helded a bebeh blak leopard – wuz AWESUM!! teh peeps taht had him sai”do nawt put yur hands neer hiz mouf or hold him neer yur fayce”. he wuz teh kyoot…*sigh*
FUR BELAWNGS AWN TEH WUN HOO GROO IT! Nao habing gawten dat owtta teh wai, *sqweerk…sqeeeeooook* *taps mico fone* Mai ai hab ur attenshuns, plz? Ai hab noo nooz abowt mai impen…impin…surjery cumming up. Dey haz reskedloled it fer 1/19/09. Ai am nawt lukking forward tew it but dun it must be. Habbing ben sik, ai hab appreesheeated awl ur gud wishes and prayers but wii luk forwards teh surjery awn 1/19/09. Woo! Ai nao reterns u tew ur reglarly skedloled LOLs! *sqweerk* *terns mico fone off*
{{{KCT}}}
((((((KCT))))) Prayerz foar u nao, sew if I forget bai 1/19 they r still waytin foar u!
Bestist wishis fur a sucksessful owtcum!
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{{{{{{{uk, annipuss, gp, & zauberflolute}}}}}}}} Fankq fer ur hugs, wishes, and prayers! Ai shall retern tew mai cheezfrens and the power of the cheez knoing dat awl mai frens ar dere.
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Hope all goes well!
Ai fink yu is preechin to teh convurtid, Big Kitteh – butt (*snerk*) it’s still werf sain.
Ai hab a confeshun. I wud liek a fur cote. But nawt big kitteh fur–somting maed frum da pelt ob an uglee animul. Eksept Ai kant fink ob ani animul uglee enuf fur mee tu want to taek itz fur. So Ai do not hab one.
du tehy make possum cotes?
*runs for teh door*
inna awld dais teh natib mericans maeded teh diapurs outta teh possums.
Dem makes da itchy teepees, aifinkso
Okai, dey rn’t kywoot but dey r gud fur da envirnmint.
Minkzes iz not oogley, but iz not berry niec, aifinkso. Dose weezel-types wud nom you handz jus as soonz as looks at yoo.
*shrugs* I don’t leik teh furz, Iz just sayin.
a rabid weasel cote???
LULZ! If it maekz yoo feel bettur, sure! I wuz juss sayin taht, from whut ai heer, dose weezely type creetures iz not berry friendly in generul. Also teh minkzes is not endangured at all, and teh onez used foar cotes are not bein poached an stuffs. Nawt sayin I liek teh idear ov wearin other people’s fuzz, just sayin if I haz to hav fur cote, I probly chooz mink.
U has a funnie! Srsly, it getz cawld heir, n fur cotes iz warm, but Ai cannot fink ob ennie aminal Ai wud want tu were its fur. If cockroches had fur, den mebbe, but Ai dun fink a cockroch cote wud b warm.
cockroach cote?
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!!!elebenty!!
cockroach’s have hairs………….leg hairs………..nasty, nasty nassstay leg hairs.
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!
*fanks CC she left land o’flying roachies*
ur not halping!!!
*skins starts crawlin*
U wantz tu haz sum inseck pellant? Onlee lebentee munnies!
*rolls eyez at WRr*
dere r no real cockroaches here.. just teh majinary ones.
teh big hairy ones in my hed that I majiin r crawlin on me!
i wants a hot baff!
Nawt halp wif baf. Ai can gib U teh Grasshopper tu drinks.
aftur 2 U nawt notiss teh cockroaches.
Ai maeks mai grasshoppurs wif teh chokklit chip mintz icee creem.
yesplz.
but can u just make it a burbon and ginger?
Ok U can haz teh Old Pogue wif teh ginger
swowwy!
*chases afta skwirrlgrrl’s skin*
oh noes! it’s getting awai!
*shudder*
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Datz …. bery …. disturbin.
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Ai nao haz teh heebie-jeebies.
Heer yoo go!!
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*halpz nighthayde put awn hur purdee noo cockrowch cote*
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*sniff*
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Ai thot yew lieked meh.
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*runsawaytocryinacorner*
*grabs nightshayde frum teh corner*
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Pleeze don’t crai!!
*pat pat pat*
Ai wuz awnlee teezing. Yoo dont REELEE hav a “c” cote awn!!!
A DOOOOOOOO laike yoo!! Oar ai wudn’t teeze yoo!!
Pssst! Janet! Nom on her eers a little. But axe permissions first. Is teh polite.
*gigglol*
Ai did this jus dis mornin wif mah liddul gurl.
Me: “May I nibble on this ear?” *point to ear*
Her: “Yes” *turns hed to let Mommeh nibblol on eer*
Me: “Nomnomnom – deelishus!”
Her: *gigglol* *turns hed & lifts hair ober uvver eer*
Me: “I can nibble on that one, too?”
Her: “Uh-huh” *gigglol*
*sniff*
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OK. *sniff* Ai feelz beddur nao.
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*runs to put “c” cote on teh troll*
hoomns r uglee insyd. sum hv fur
coyotes make gud coats. adn der is generully tu menee uf tehm. Ai nawt liek tu kill fings just fur teh fun. but if teh animlol is ovur populated is beddur fur tehm as a whole tu has sum thinned owt so teh otturs donut starb to def.
Butts, teh prolem is dat wen peeps hunt, dey alwais wanna kill teh beegest and strongest ones.
Plus, dere r meny dat doan get killed, and juss wounded. Dey go off to die a horrible deff.
Teh peepz dat hunt for teh fur nawt teh problem. When U hunt for fur you are careful with how u treet teh coyote. Is to much lost munnies nawt to maek teh cleen quick kill.
If you woundz teh animlols U nawt gets teh munnies for the coats. The coyotes will be hunted out here as long as ranchers raise hogs cattle and sheep. A pack of coyotes will eat 1 to 2 calves a day. On a small spread that can equal a months pay in a weeks time. And teh rancher still has the expenses he put into birthing the calf and caring for its mother.
An doan say nawt hunt them at all unless u want tu send the rancher dat loses 30% of his income to coyote attacks your paycheck for the next three months.
nope. no coyoyte coats. they need theirs too. sorry
clouded leopard?
Iz you a Jaguar or a Ocelot?? I tinks Ocelots gots da more Oogly-googly eyes. I tinks U iz jaguar. You iz berry berry byootiful.
Please to stay safe an keeps yur furs. They looks best on U in Yur natril habitats.
Don’t think it’s a jaguar, the head is to small, it’s probably an ocelot. And my bad for not talking in cat speak, it takes me too much time.
Is a clouded leopard.
Dis lurks like an Occelolot to me it haz a purty pink noze 2, Just like my Kat Chessie.
Himz a dark tabbly wif beautiful stripez, andis lyink on teh bed behind me.
Does annibuddie out der knows who publishes like, mebee a calendar of teh Big Kittehs? Like National Geografix or somefink? Or the World Wildwife Fedewashun? I wantz a Big Kitteh Calendar. Partly ‘cos I gots no kitteh of my ownz. Gotta get a kitteh soon. Many years no kitteh. Lonely for kitteh.
Where U livz? Iz dere a sheltur or ASPCA or rescue groop near U ? Dey mite be able to help U find a kitteh ov yer own. Shame U probly nawt in OK…I’d gib U wun fur free! (I rescuez, an’ haz WAAAY too meny!)
Iz a big url, Ai dun no if tin uri werks heir, but mabbe:
http://tinyurl.com/8s8aqw
ohai mary,
ai luked, and the Whirled Wildlife Fund (which is a gud organizashun) has a whole set of animolol calendars that they say are sold at barnes & noble (or awn the WWF website). and they has teh bebeh animals and teh hummingbirds and teh pololar bears and …. and the Wild Cats (kittehs gawn wild !!!). It luks like it will satisfy yer cravings fer picshurs of teh big kittehs.
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mebbeh gotta get wun fur me. must get a pololar bear one too. yep.
Fleep!!
Yoo shudda maed a list – an left it heer!!
Hoo KNOWS waht yoo mite hav gotten fur Krisstmaus!!
calendars.com haz mennee tu choos frum
mope, sorry, is nawt ocelolot… here iz picture of Ocelolot
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/28/Ocelot.jpg/800px-Ocelot.jpg
Is Clouded Leopard.
Big purty kitteh luks sad
don’t be sad kitteh I no wants Ur furcoat k..
u wud haz a sad tu if peepul be makn cloze owt uf yur skin!!!
noes; looks behst on teh underwarez
Oh, Baby, you are so beautiful with your wonderful eyes – tell all the people that to wear fur makes them look fat if they aren’t feline…it’s the truth.
If someone lives there in Alaska – okay, he/she may need a fur b/c of the cold but- where is the sense to use the fur of a TROPICAL CAT?????
So, Baby, I love your eyes, and hope you can keep your fur till your natural end – live long and prosper!
it is not logical to hunt a species to extinction.
…whoever said the human race was logical?
okay, dis not a toadal non sekwiter. i wuz kwoting more or less mr Spock & Gillian in da StarTrek Moovie wif da whales which was trigger’d by teh “live long & prospurr”.
Answer to everyone’s question: It is a clouded leopard.
youze beats me to it! just found pics on google
I knewed becuz I watched 2 menny aminal showz az a kid. An still doo!
Wow! Nao I can sez I learneded sumfink noo today!
Teh Moar Yoo Know! *starstar*
and knowing (or nomming) is haf the battlol!
Ai dint know there WUZ such a thing az waching too mennee animal showz!
fanks ally. U has teh win.
U want drinks and dans fur silly brate?
srsly… ppl don need 2 maik cloze owt of skin! u WUD haz a sad. nobodee wantz see kitteh lookin liek sumbody shaev him!
::stands by wit flour in hand::
::in case sumwun tries to wear beyootimus kitteh’s fur::
*brings can ub spraypaint*
Lindsay Lohan, yew stay away frum dat piddy tat unless yew liek graffiti ghostie luk.
I’z wif U!
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I’z so tired ov stoopy designers dat use fur in their designs.
P Diddy – I doan care how mush charidy wurk u duz – it duzzn’t maek up fur teh aminuls dat live horrible lives and die horrible deffs juss so you can FINK dat u luk cool waring their fur!
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We hab gots to edumacate peeps dat fur iz nawt cool. No matter ware u lib. We hab lots ov warm man-made materials dat r eben warmer.
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I kno I’z prolly preechin to teh kwoir, butts dis iz bery ‘portant to meh.
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Slowly steps off soapboks.
ooohhh noooo! I left my CHRG in the car!!
lookit da pink nose and beutimus eye markings
purrty eyes!
splort!
*fawls over wif happitayle*
aaww – beets mii tew eet – ai wuz gonna sai sumfing bowt his pinkiepinkie nose…bet hims got pinkiepinkie toepads tew!! sew kyoot – ai wants tew pet him!
oohh – sawry gammacat!
UK scoopity scoopity up GC’s braynes, rinses dem off wif sparkling grape joos.
Packity packity braynes bakk in GC’s hed, puts hed bones bak on hed
pulls CHRG wif liddle leopard spawts titely ober GC’s hed, rapityrapity wif pinkie duk taype (tew match leopard’s nose)
raps GC inna floofy tigery strype blankie, offers hawt choklit or cawfee and choclit leopards
hopes ai did it rite, and hopes yew feel bedder suun, Gammacat!
fanky uniquekitty!
i feels beddur wiff blankie and hawt choklit!
*snuggles under blankie and plans to get cheetah frienz*
It’s a clouded leopard. Thanks for this conservation message!
YES YES YESYES YES YESYES YES YESYES YES YESYES YES YESYES YES YESYES YES YESYES YES YESYES YES YESYES YES YESYES YES YESYES YES YESYES YES YES and most definitely YES
WITH OUT A DOUBT!
*waits fur hur noo abatar to showing up*
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*fullee intends to bekum non-festib agin nao dat itz 12th nite*
I sees it NS! verra nice!
I guess I needs to do somethin wif my krissmus skwirrl…
Yew seez a pinkee Hello Kitteh? Ai still sees mah wreath kitteh …
I seez pinkee heer, but last night at home, I was wreath kitteh
i mean “it was wreath kitteh”
‘the fingers you have used to type are too large…”
Ai wuz wreath kitteh last nite — jus chanjed it today.
*shrug*
Yay — ai seez pinkee kitteh nao!
ai still sees yur wreeth kitteh..
yes I sees teh pink kitteh..
funny!
B/c at home i still sees everyones crissmus stuffs. LCB was still waring her lites last nite. I bet I go home and u is in ur wreeth again!
U needs to erayse ur cookies, skwirrlgrrl! Dat awlways halps when teh abatars dun’t luk as dey shud.
SRSLY. Fur is fur dah kittehs. Not da hoomins. Hoomins alweady has hair weer is imprtant. Wai does theh laydees shayve off der hair onlee too put on anudder aminul’s fur?
Srsly, don’t you think that poor people have more of a right to live than an animal?
Oh, I forgot: they’re not white, so they’re worth less than cute widdle animals.
Anti-fur people are covert genocidal racists. Hitler was anti-fur too.
Skuse me, who are you an how yu come here? We luvs all lifes on dis website.
Big, little, ugly, pritty, all culurs and numbers of feets.
(We do have reservations abowt cokroaches but they has rites to lifes too.)
So: PLAY NISE OR GO HOME.
dis comment also belongs undur charlene.
It takz a minnit, but it getz dere.
Adn Charlene, if we allow ebryfing except peeplz tu be killd bekawz peeplz hab more rite tu lib, den we wud awl end up bein poor. How iz dat an improovmint?
But wayte?? Poor peeple aren’t WHITE??? Iz taht waht yoo sed?
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Where do yo LIVE???? There ar LOTz ov poor whyte peepl!!
Yay Duffy!!!!!
Charlene – waht awn URTH do yoo meen!!??? Hav yoo bin lissening to teh Faux Noos too much???
An Hitler bilt teh Autbahn system in Jermanee too!! An taht wuz a GUD thing!].
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But that haz nuthing to doo with enething!!
Ai think yoo maybee needz to bo bak to skool an lern hao to THINK!!!!
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EBREEWUN – halp???? IZ there a “mad” smilee fayce?????
: mad : wiffowt teh extra spaysis.
Thanks!1
???? Dey nawt makes coats frum poor peeples, an kitteh nawt wite….aifinks yu confuses self.
Yeah! That’s exactly what everyone is thinking!
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I could turn this around and say that poachers are genocidal against endangered species.
Whut kinda troll iz dis?
dis be deh Godwin troll
FTW, TK!
lawl
Which is the absolute worst kind.
I fink this troll is just looking for somethin to b*&^% about.
Coz hoo sed anything about poor peeples? WTH?
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Dis is one of teh wurstest I’ve ever seen here tho. We is covert genocide racists?
I wunner hoo p’d in hur cornflakes?
Oar her Speshul K!
ohai DK!
hay.. Speshul K.. that wud be a gud skreen name for here!
How did u liek the movie t’otter nite?
a mobie bout otter knigits?
Oooh – wud see.
Yash! Altho ai’m still nawt a big fan of teh vampyre genre.
Ai fot Brad wuz teh eggsellent.
how ’bout fanatic O’s
ohai Dan!
um.. wot’s a fanatic O?
Liek a cheery O, just off teh deep end of teh serial bowl?
yah, ya gotta take a bus to get dere.
ya gotta travel a bit for dat byte.
a short bus, rite?
depends on how large the band members.
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ya gotta watch out for band-width.
*heddesk*
Mebbe we kud maykin troll-coats fur teh poor pplz?
Trollskin coat ftw! Sign me up
ewwww! trollskin cote.. do not want! prolly teh stinkee!
LOL — well … teh trollz shud definitelee be baffed repeetedlee nawt sekkund.
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An – duzzint yew fink poor pplz haz moar rite to liv den a meen nastee troll?
no! I mean yes! I mean…
hay, waz that a swallow that just floo by??
Afrikan or Yoo-roe-peean Swallow?
I don’t know……….
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WWAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh.
*Tosses SHD a roep sew himz kin get owt uv teh Gorge*
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Darn. Prawblee shud haz tied teh uvver end to sumfing.
hm… sew now Dan is in teh Gorge uv Eternil Peril…and teh troll is owt here…
Wuts rong wif this picture?
*snerk*
*smyol*
LOL
BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
We needz teh cween & hur majikul bubblols fur a reskew, aifinkso!
Yup!! ai wunder wher she iz???
Thoz bubblols are reelee handee!
::tries tew blow improvized bubblol::
::ends up drooling awl ober self::
…an didja noe Hitler wuz a troll?
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Wayt. Aiz shur yew did…
An he maeded wallets frum poor peepz skinz.
*shudder*
Yoo dont EBEN want to know waht awl they did.
Plz to nawt complikayte troll-pursuit wif uglee realities.
Plz to nawt confyooze troll wif teh fax.
We had a werse troll tho – wunce. Munths ago.
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Vereee skerree.
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Ai found it a fyoo daze ago – but nao ai dont know where it iz again.
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But she wuzzn’t just stoopid – she wuz EVIL – fur reel!!
And teh slimeey, frum lurkin under all dose bridges.
Hyperbole: WIN
Logic: FAIL
FTW, t_k!!!!11!
fanks DK!
Hitler also tested his cyanide capsules on his German Sheppard in order to end his life. So, following your logic, that means animal lovers are going to do the same, as well?
*an dis syte jus fir fun, iz nawt forrum fir sowshul staytemuntz
and he was a painter/decorator so, by Charlene’s flawed logic, all painter/decorators are genocidal racists?!
*Anti-fur genocidal racists.
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Plz to getting yer hyperbole rite.
um, wrong crowd for this soap-box, Charlene.
Wi got lotz ob poor peepel. Wi dun hab menny clowded leppards left.
FTW hissy!!
Have you checked the numbers of the different big cats lately? In the last 100 years, we lost 3 different breeds of Tiger, FOREVER ! That means that if You ever have kids, they will only see those Tigers in natural history museums. And to me, that is criminal! Oh, and I’m not “white” I’m Comanchee! Yes, Indians wore leather and fur, but they prayed to ask the animals forgiveness and thank the animal. And, they used the whole animal, not just the pretty fur. I may be Indian, and I may be poor, but I would NEVER kill any animal just for it’s fur!! I agree, play nice or go home!
Too true. And I DO use furs -of kreechurs that have had to be killed for fud or kulled becaws of too menny in place – to let peeples akshully tuch dem and kno how bewtimuss des kreechers are! NOT big kittehs but wolves, foxes, deers, beevers, seals. Is nawt respekting animals if we wastes thir skins if dey HAS to die, and helps kids to learn abowt them. Is haow I sees it anyhows!
Fail.
Wait, what?! How on earth do you get from “anti-fur” to “racist”?! If you want your arguments to have any kind of worth I suggest you refrain from ridiculous non-sequiturs but try for a more reasoned progression of ideas. And try some other site!
Ther mite haz bin sum sort uv lobotomee purrrrformed. Mebbe?
An if tehre hassunt, tehre shud be!
LOL!!! There iz a site fur a reasoned progresshun ov ideas?????????
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Oar – maybee – sumday – we cud hav a fun gaym ov “ridiculous non-sequiturs.”
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We cus announce it, fur a rayce!! Oar sumthing.
Oh! wayt? Ar we anti-race??? Ai am getting teh confoolzed!!
Are you seriously trying to insinuate that leopard skin coats are viable solutions to the problem of fatalities due to exposure among the homeless?
Now, that’s just funny. Vegan or not, I’m just a lowly little lab tech, and I couldn’t afford a fur even if I wanted one.
So, in short, your argument does not compute, sry thx for playin k bai
*claps floofee pawz fur StreetPreacher*
Well said!
thankz fur jumping in, Street Preacher!!
This is a nasty, inappropriate comment. “Anti-fur people are covert genocidal racists”???? Do you have a mental illness??
It is one ting fur indijenus peeple to kill an aminal fur its hyde to servive cold wevvur. It is anudder ting entyrely fur a rich purson to keel an aminal fur its fur when hee or shee cud get a comfee and wurm columbeea or nort fayse to keep dem warm. Dey don’t keel de aminals. Awlso, if ur talkin’ bout de secund hand shops and de avail- avul- wai to get stuff, wal-mart has sum cheep stuff that is warm and cozee.
<—– furst posts evar. i towtelly agree wit dis kitteh tho. he is mush kyewter wif his furrz on him den aneebuddy elses.
Welkum to ICHC, tblolt! Itz a bery niec plase wif lawts uv frendlee creechurs (an sum nawt-sew-frendlee trolls, but wut kin yew do??).
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*extendz floofee paw in frendship*
ohai tblolt! glad you could play!
eberyone heer very nice, aifinkso.
Walcum to dis happi plaes! Congrats awn ur berry nawt sekund post!
Great caption!
BAWW!
Ai nawt members seein coats made out ub poor peeples.
commint belong under charlene…stoopy WP
Is clowded leppurd – has maskara marks owt frum eies.
Regulur leppurds don’t has maskara, an has spots all ovur fase an long noze liek lyons also.
Jagulars dont have maskara marks an has spots in clusters liek flowurs.
Also cheetahs have maskara stripes from inside cornur of eies down muzzul.
All big catz is beyootiful andwe need MORE of them IN THEIR OWN PLASES AN IN THEIR OWN SKINZ.
ohai, Duffy! thnx for the excellent comment.
aymehn!
PETA? On MY ICHC?
Apparently, it’s more likely than I thought.
alas…
Iz yoo a serval kitteh?
hell yes.
Yez, I do. I tink ur cote shold stai rite were it iz.
it srsly DOES look de best on u !!!
for those that can’t figure it out, it’s a clouded leopard. http://www.cloudedleopard.org/ It is one of the most endangered of all the big cats. It was hunted for it’s thick fur. Hence the comment on the picture.
Ohai, I be new here… but srsly…
This pic raises questions… I have a friend who got probably 40-50 years ago a fur coat (Beaver, methinks), from a hunter/trapper… Only recently has she gotten heck for wearing it… remarks? And how much would it be worth now, since she wants to sell it…
Ohai Lolcat nOOb!!
an welcom!!
*Extendz floofee whyte paw of frenship*
but – awlso srsly. . .that iz a problim. Menee peepl hav teh byootiful fur cotes. An wehn it wuz so cold heer (Meeshegun), peepl were waring tehm in Shekago becuz tehy ar WARM!
But. . .waht to DOOO wif teh older cotes? Indeed. Ai dont know.
It wud bee a pitee, akshullee, NAWT to ware them. Becuz odderwize, teh animal haz died in vain.
But hoo can tell an awld cote frum a NOO cote?
It iz a dilemma.
Wud tellin pplz itz a bery gud faux fur be an opshun?
LOL!! Sum faux furz ar reelee gud.
Ai haz a “nawt so gud” faux fur.” But gud enuf “fur” mee!!
duz evryon spll bad wen ptting up coment?
Dat depenz on yer daffynishun uv “bad.” Iffin yer askin if spellin wud be kunsiderd “bad” in Standard English, den yesh – we spellz bad (an teh grammar izzint sew gud eever). Howebber, itz tuff to spell fingz badlee in lolspeak, wich iz teh yoozhual dialekt arownd deez parts.
An yoo dont hav to! Mennee ov ar peepl dont.
An sum do sumtaims – an sumtaims nawt – depending awn there mood.
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But waht we ar REELEE doing heer iz paying wif teh langwich!! Yoo will NEBBER heer teh Ingerlish teh sayme again. Itz a FAR moar interesting langwich tahn yoo cud ebber expect!!
“Playing” LOL!! teh langwich itzself is free.
Yes, on you and ONLY on you. (What a stunner!)
Tihs pikshure jes illuhstaites teh poiynt taht awl lyfe iys preshus, awl beeings ar tuu bees cheryshed adn luuved, becuz tihs lyfe iys givven tuu us awl azza gyft frum Ceiling Cat;
(Ai knoes sume peeps duz nawt liek tuu heer CC menshuned;
Butt Ai donut caire: Ai ar riting frum mai hart;
Adn iyf referryng tu teh wunnerfull gyft ov lief az cuming frum CC upsettez sume peeps, wel thems ar jes gunna hafta puttez up wif mai ramblyngs:
Gess Wut?? Ai luuves thems enneywaiys!)
we lubz yoo tu, Cheshirekitteh!!!!
CKK, ai agree dat lyf iz preshuss, adn dont mynd refrenses to Ceiling Cat as teh sorse ob wundermus fings dat go beyond wut we can unnerstand.
Wut ai do object tu is ekwating CC wif anee partikular hoomin deeitee, or wif anee establishd relijun. If we ar creeatib enuff tu inbent a langwij dat is lyk wut we fink littul animlols wud use iffn dey cud rite adn talk, den we shud be creeatib enuff tu inbent a relijun dat is lyk wut we fink dey wud hab iffn dey thot abowt such fings.
Using “CC” adn “BC” tu represent teh tu extreemz ob wut we awl hab tu deel wif in lyf, adn teh sorses ob wut can be cawld “gud” adn “ebil” (tho ebreewun haz difrent idees wut dose are) is a gud start. Ai fink we can awl agree on teh basics ob wut dat is, adn dont need tu bring teh inter-fayth battlols ob IRL to ICHC.
Why would anybody vote any other than 5 cheezburgers on this is beyond me.
Agreed.
Ohai sanafabich!! Where hav yoo bin??? ai wanted to wish yoo a Verree Happee Noo Yeer!!
Hi Janet! a verree jappee niu yeer to you 2!
Not everybody likes to have politics regurgitated all over every single facet of their Internet humor experience.
Politics??? ahahaahahaha good one
I will tell you why, sanafabich. Because they think that because some living creatures
do not have the cerebral frontal expansion to make them on an equal fighting and killing stance with the current aggressors we now have peddling fur coats, they therefore are inferior, and therefore subject to our whims and desires.
Their (the animals’) inability to communicate their feelings and thoughts in the same manner that we do further “solidifies” this idea.
Animals like Alex the African Grey Parrot, who showed stunning ability beyond what was ever expected by scientists, are uncomfortable reminders that Doing Cruel Things To “Things With A Face” may be unconscionable.
Who will we be meeting at the rainbow bridge? As a BBQ lover, I have a lot to be concerned about. And believe me, I am.
{{{kafleen}}}
tell u wot.
Lets put teh leopard and teh troll in Thunderdome, wif only teh weapons CC gived them, and see hoo comes out alive!
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Two beins enter, one bein leeves!
Hmmm….troll furr.
sounds warm…
But they are cold to the touch.
wowzers.
good wun.
That sort of summarizes it
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Confoozed: Hao com sum women hoo wayr fur r so fastidious baout remooving theyr OWN hair (waxing)?
LOL!!!
Good one.
Ia ennewun else seeing an ad for a fur companee at teh top of teh paij? So WRONG!!! Ai emayoed teh Cheezez.
GMTA – eeben if ai diddint seein yer comment fur 25 minnitz.
it does baby girl. it does.
“Don’t you think my coat looks better on me?”
Abso-frickin-lutley!!!
If you didn’t want your skin in my closet, you shouldn’t look so damned cute.
Said Buffalo Bill.
Oy vey – dere iz nao an ad fur teh fur cotez runnin in teh upper rite-hand corner uv dis paij. *sigh*
hummons in fur cotes looks stipid, kittehs in fur looks koote.
Dis iz true!!!
Dis kitteh be mi cuzin. noe oon hurtz mi famleh!
awww how cute, some tree hughger hippy is using a humor site to make a statement. lawls.
I guess we must ALL be tree hugger hippies, judging by the positive responses.
Hooof ‘em gud, Kafleen!! Ai’m rite behind yoo!!
WIN.
This little fella is true. to all of you people who wear REAL FUR COATS:
I am 100% sure you will go to hell. I am sorry im not speaking lolspeak, but oh well.
HERE WE GO:
dis iz de sweetss an qutess kitty i has evr seen. luv it!
Huzzah for yoo, Hannah!
AWWWWWW! Dats so sad to tink boutz!!!! Iz hiz cowt an he keepz it!
I come here to laugh, not to get lectured on politics. This makes me want to wear fur just to spite whoever the hell thought this deserved to be on the front page.
It’s cute and makes a good point. Get over it.
There are so many big cats that are endangered right now. Stop pretending that the problem doesn’t exist.
hmmm. Yeah,that makes a lot of sense. Cut off the fur to spite this place?
I don’t blame you for being “Anon”. I wouldn’t want to put my name on that comment, either.
I be makin’ troll skin coat outta dat guy.
*snerk*
Is this about politics? *sigh* I am so naive…
If you want to “spite” someone just for a picture like this, then you might have some issues you need to address.
There’s a kitty charging only 5 cents for advice in a nearby thread….
SCREW YOU!
pretty cute
Does everyone talk like that on purpose or is it the site changing the words?
We doo it awn prrrrrrpose!! Itz ar langwich heer – altho yoo dont hav to do it if yoo dont want to.
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An itz nawt at awl waht yoo think! It rekwirez a speshul way ov thinking – an menee things ar FAR FAR funnier in LOLspeek than in plane Ingerlish. It iz amazing waht yoo can do wif teh werds . . .keep reeding – an yoo will see fur yurself.
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Moastlee – itz reelee fun waht yoo can find in teh werds. . . an noo ways to uze them. An itz nawt at awl possibul if yoo stik to Ingerlish – wich iz intersting, but nawt neerlee so fun!
jinx!!
we duz it on purpose.
but u don’t have tu.
Awww…lookit teh lolcelot! So kyoot!
Yes, kitteh, i agree. I only wear real muppet furs… but they iz askin’ for it.
Yes I do, big kitteh. I wears only fakes. *patpats big kitteh*
HAHAHA maybe sum1 shud show this to tha Olsen Bratzzzz!!!!
OK, so this PETA guy walks up to a lady in a fur coat, and goes “That fur looked much better on the animal, lady.”
She gives him a look and says “This is polymer.”
PETA guy goes: “Do you know how many polymers had to *die* for you to have that coat?!”
Only If I gets to hugz u in all ur Cyootnes!
No. effing. kidding.
kitteh is much prettier than moi with her coat on also =)
enneh buddy see dat Futurama episode bout teh popples?
I think your fur would look wonderful on my lap… with you in it, of course, enjoying a tummyrub…
I wish!
absomalutely riet!
ai noes aiz laet, but dis is so riet ai jes hedid to sais eet eben iffn ai bees laet… u noe needs reel fur coat… no maddur ob wich animlol, no maddur hao old, u jes doan needs eet… xcept iffn u bees da animlol nachuralleh attachded to eet! nuff said
Awwww. Cute.
The anti-fur organisations could put this lolcat on their posters/banners.
I also lubs teh pinkee nose and teh whikkers and teh big goldun eies. They wudn’t be there if teh fur wuz on some stoopy hyoomin. Wish I could have a chantse to stroke an stroke teh pritty hed and tell teh kitteh it wud be safe furever.
No worree, kitteh. I onlee wunts luv n hugs ewe. No be sadz.
Seriously people? Animals are made for our enjoyment as it is written in the good book. Why is it that I can eat them, but I can’t wear them. Get real!
Not everyone is a mindless sheep who believes in the bible. Wearing fur is 100% completely unnecessary, unless there is, of course, nothing else to wear (like if you live in a poor part of Africa, or something along those lines). Eating meat IS necessary in a lot of societies because a lot of people really do not have the time to properly be a vegetarian.
Big difference. Try looking at it from a logical standpoint for once. Your “good book” is BS.
You want “real”? Pick another book
AMEN!!! Thx!!
This is a clouded leopard. They are way cool! I am not speaking LOL speak because I can’t master it.
What does it care if it is a Cheeta or a Leopard? The fur looks better on him.
I nominate this for best lolcat ever.
Srlsy? dont u mean srsly?
Put it on Fail-blog..
yes I dew. I finkso!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It bothers me that this doesn’t have five cheeseburgers.
*LOL-speak off*
Love reading smart responses to idiot propaganda from Charlene.
Enfuriating to think someone would believe we’d buy the idea that if we don’t support right of tropy hunters to give a pittance to locals to poach and kill endangered species for the vanity if furwearers, we are dooming those poor indigenous people to death and the poor rich people to freezing.
Sick.
And the Hitler link? A sure sign of a weak argument.
awwww i lovez this picture!!
This is amazing.
fur sure!
GIVE ME YOUR SKIN!!! *evil laugh*
that was not a “Lolcats”, but a Sadcats :’(
yah.
sumtimes we needsem.
I think so, kitteh
I totally agree
iz moot point. Iz ben illegalz to kilz ny tiep o leopard fur over 30 yrz. If u sez 1, itz either fake, AWULED, or caul de polizes! It equal 25 yrz in da big house fur 1 leopard furry ting.
Tell the Inuits that.
Besides, what about the skin of animals we eat? Should we just throw away cow skins? sheep skins? Sheepskin is a type of fur. Same for rabbit. We eat rabbit, too.
So, would you have us waste those parts just for the sake of mindless, illogical political correctness?
this is not a lolcat, it’s a bummer cat
iz a CLOUDED LEOPARD absoltely definately!
thus face markering and colurs r purrticular,
juz pixure google if u don belief me.
is best reson 4 nawt werin teh furz evar.
So True
fur coatz looks urgly on pplz
dat so rite; ecologically, of corse :3 ur so thoughtful
That is so true, such a pretty cat ^.^
What kind of wild cat is this? He is very purdy ^^
Alex!! Being aganzt waring fur cotes izzn’t pololitikal. itz being HEWMAN!!!
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Plantz dont care if we ware things maed frum them. Sheep maek moar wool tahn they need. Leathur – well, az long az we eet meet, mite az well doo sumthing reelee useful wif teh leftobers. It wud be dishonoring teh animal nawt to doo so.
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But we dont NEED to ware teh furz enemoar to keep warm. An hoo ar WE to deprive sumwun ov hiz/hur laif – just fur vanitee???
Well sed Janet . * Claps floofy paws long an hard*