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purrtilizer helps ur plants grow
kittehs r very halpful wif plantz.
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Yay to my grand-phlonquais!
yay! alsew!
*offurs a tray steamed shrimp dumplings an pitchur of Sake*
congratz AP!
*nabs a dumpling but gives teh sake a wide burth*
*offurs a pot of hot green tea wiff limon liquor as an alternitave*
Yum, shrimpees! Adn ail hab teh green tee (wifout teh limon) kthnx.
ooh that sounds nommy!
u has such grate hostess skillz, princess!
has u thot of opening a caturing bizness?
I bet GP needs catureres for teh Cheezland Safari Park opening!
Fanks Skwirrlgrrl! That is a very good idea! If u c GP will u ask him tew call me? I’d love to b involved!
will du!!
* feels ears burning *
*takez match away frum GPz eerz
phew! fankies mai leeje! hao yu is todai?
ohai GP!
did u see above?
Princess Mu can lends hur cullinarry talints to teh Safari opening!
i b gitting reddy to go owt fer a bit…
schmoo! b bak later!!
Ohai! adn… Obai! and… yesh! adn… ai seas below tu!
*Sneeks up behind GP, Covers him n teh hem ov hur silk sleeve, and snuggles him in hur arms*
Ohai GP! I’dlike to offur mi servusises at ur Safari Park opening.
Duse u has a caterer awlready?
* hoeps the position is still availible*
* snorgle snorgle snorgle * ooo silkee…
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Nose wii no has cayterur yet! So mush tu du, so littlol thyme!
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Whut kynd ob fuds can yu bring?
I plan nao tew set up a pavilion wiff silky cushions, hookas an fans. I plan to maek a variety of foods anna stick!
Souwnds yummy.
Plz tu b stopping by teh boof to submit offishul rekwest form in treeplikat.
kthxbai.
*stops by boof. turns in foarms (in triplicate)*
Hey, wen is this shindig anyway?
*lukks ober forms*
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Otay, ebereefing is in order heer. Ai will get bak tu u wiff ur boof assinment.
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Grand opening is on teh 21st. See u dere!
um-
*pokes hed into AP’s bizness*
don’t meen to be teh nosey…
but when u is hiring teh caturer, dont u ushually gets to sample some of teh fuds?
I cud halp wif that. U knows, if u has a bizzy.
*mouth watters*
Say . . . *luks at LCB, luks at Princess Mu*
Yoo didn’t steam those dumplings in teh dish washing mosheen, did yoo? (That wuz cukkin advyce frum LCB on teh last pikshor.)
Just chekkin!
hahah! no I missed that piece ov advice. I just used a bambo steamer. So they r saef, K?
NO! Bamboozle steamers is teh not safe. They gets too soggy in teh dishwarsher.
*eats all teh shrimp dumplings as a precaution*
*sets out fresh tray*
interesting precaushun there, LCB
heer, look at dis shiney fing. *jinglol jinglol*
*hoeps distraction works so Sweetpea can has sum shrimps too*
*falls for distraction*
*goes boom*
*Helps up LCB, dusts hur off*
*gives hur a pretty jingly gold and silver necklace*
kthxoohshiney!
Mu’s cookin! Yum!
*Steals all the dumplings*
*Scampers off to The Maus Hole*
*sets out yet another tray of dumplings*
*giglols*
*From a distance*
BURRRRRRP!
Ahhhhh…
*noms shwimp dumplings*
fank you Princess!
Onlee in cheezlan could I eat shwimp!
My late breaking allergies, I show you them!
fank goodness fur cheese land, we r nevur denided here
And they has no kalories eethur!
Cheez-land-noms FTW!
denided.. no
debreefed.. occashunally
Or . . . Neber denied.
Occasionally denuded.
I has herd – for reals now – that u can cook a grilld cheez on ur car enjine!
That’s teh silleh. How would u keep from falling off and getting runned over in teh traffics?
bungee cords!
Nah. Tehy wud catch fyre. Souper Gloo is teh anser!
scaree but twoo – once saw recipe for cooking fish on engine
just the thing after a romantick car ride!
*wonders how a bungee cord cud catch fyre*
*Gets out his Zippo*
*Grabs a bungee cord*
Allow me to demonstrate…
*runs in wif bukkit (not stollin)*
I had this frum earlier when GP’s ears were burning!
anywun need splishing?
GUFFAW! Yoo guise ar killin meh! I meen it! *falls on flor*
Srslsy, tho. Mah bf (nao hubbeh) and I useta camp out in Ocala National Forest in Florida – each yeer we went to Florida for a week or 2 after Crismus.
He had a 73 or thereabouts yellow custom Chevy nova.
Yes, I am heer to tell yoo it IS possible to heet up a frozen pizza on teh engine uv a kar!
*warning: Teh kar shuld be parked and teh enjin orf at teh tyme*
Is the warning due to personal experience?
Gremlin! I iz going campin in Ocala NF in Febroo wary!
Anyfing interesting I shud knows??
Ohai, skwirrlgrrl! Ther is lawts uv fayvrit playces there! Do nawt miss going to sum uv teh springs. Alexander Springs wuz always wun uv mah favrites. Duz yoo has plans yet as to wher yoo is alreddy going?
Lots uv grayt springs: Blue Springs, Ginny Springs. In wun or two uv them yoo kin swim with Manatees! Tayk yor snorkel geer, or buy it cheep at WalMart lyke we did!
ai haz bin tu ocala NF yeeers agoe. wuz teh byootiful! haz a grate tiem, skwirrlgrrl
ohai gremlin! We r campin Thurs nite at a campgrownd, and tehn backpacking.. 10 mi Friday, and 10 mi Sat but only camping on teh trail Fri night. Bak to teh campgrownd Sat. We’re hiking a section of teh Florida National Scenic Trail from Juniper Springs up to Salt Springs. Iz u familyar wif that? I iz not planning this one, so I has NO idea, cept it will be flat, which is why itz a perfeck trip for me to try gettin back into backpakking!
Will it be warm enuf to swim at teh end of Feb???
Yoo will be verreh klose to Alexander Springs, but I think yoo is hiking in teh uther direkshun.
Google a map uv Ocala National Forest – yoo will see whar Alexander Springs is. Shuld be nyce hiking in Feb. We hav usually gon ther in erlee Jan. Teh waters frum teh springs is teh sayme temp awl yeer rownd. Thats why teh manatees and things goes up in them when teh rivers gits kold.
Moe, yoo has bin everywhar, gurl!
Oh, and has yoo backpacked befoar? I wuz jusst thinkin 10 mi is a lawt with a bakpack on fur sumwun hoo has nawt dun it mush befoar. Yoo mite wunna try sum short hikes with yor pak on neer yor hoem in advance, just to be sure.
I has a Kelty backpack fitted for wimmins. Teh fit of teh pack and managing teh wayt of its contents is primary to yor comfort and happehniss. That, and choosin teh rite campin partner(s)! Tayk lots of pikshors and tell me awl abowt it when yoo gits bak!
I will also ask mah husbin if he has enny advyce. He went to school in Gaynesville and spent sevral yeers hiking awl arownd teh Florida in teh 70s.
Ther wuz sumwun else heer who noes that area. I cannawt think hoo it wuz. Ther was a cheez-peep hoo livs neerby hoo may be uv even moar halp. Mebbe chek teh cheez-map?
oooh sownds nise!
*now hasta worry about not onlee gettin into hiking shaype, but getting into baffing soot shaype in FEB*
*posts pass liek ships in teh nite
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I has backpacked befores, but many years ago.
I has been hiking, semi consistintly for the last sevral years… I did 9 miles last Caturday, (wif no pack of corse) but I plan on hiking 8 miles Sun, and agin teh 17th… and try to hike at least that if not more in teh week week weeeeeks leading up!
I has to get a bakpack, but I’m waitin for teh REI 20 persents off coupon they sends out to members each year. I has heard gud things about Kelty, and alsew Gregory.
Teh best thing tho, iz that it’s FLAT, and we has all day to hiek the 10 miles… we did 9 in abt 3.5 hours on Sat.
Ohai skwirrlgrrl! Yew gitz tew swim wif Hugh? Ai haz a jellus!
**eyes grow sew large an sad aifinkso they luk lyk anime eyes, hugh teers leak down**
use string cheez?
Wow – my nawt sekkund nawt sekkund! Choklit martoonis all arownd!
extra conga rats fur u angelplume!
Luks lyk we got a fyv-way brayd. Off tu teh Ty Booteek!
Ai wants a pritty silk kitteh-ty adn maching ty-klip, anna sno-globe, anna … lets go see wut else!
Eggstra congrats frum me 2!
Fankies, anni. It mayks it alla moor speshul wif u-ob-teh-kwik-finners in teh brayd. Tu teh booteek!
*taeks the paws of annipuus and Angelplume an skipps off tew the booteek*
Urnjj, tu boot!
*PURRTILIZER*
ROFL
Then they eats dem
or digs in dem!
adn fur tillizingz dem
no herb e. side needed heer!
So duz a lubbin sircul uv kittehs
grow so they can b nommed!
Itz teh amayzifiying Patagonia Kitteh Vyne!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/13/the-rare-patagonian-kitten-vine/#comments
Taht’s wut we cawld it! Wreck cog nysed teh piccie, but cuddent amember teh punchlyn! Well Dun, Gremlin!
Iz wun uv mah fayvrit ICHC pics ever! Luvs me those liddel orinj marmies. And they is so kyoot when they is sleepin!
Shhhhh! Letz nawt disturb them! *puts paw to lips, walks kwietly away*
Ai thot ai memembered dis pikkie!
yah wun mai fayvrits tuu!!
babycattus clymsupyerstuff
*snerk*
Yin and Yang kittehs facing the wrong way…
But dis way, nobodee is smellin ennybodee’s hineys.
Pish-posh, is a ying-yand mish-mosh!
Yin is fyn, juss Yang gawt it rong agin!
So whut ur sayin’ is that teh Yang is not bangarang?
hay! they must has used mirakle gro!
getting any plantz to gro when U has kittehs
is a mirakle indeed
Ooh! A kittehvyn! Ai awlwais wonted wun ob tohse!
Dis nawt flower pot! Iz circulolar kitteh bed.
Ennyfing a kitteh finks is a bed is wun!
an it duzint eeben haz tu be sirculolar:
http://www.themoggy.com/olympics/internet-kitten-hug-radiator.jpg
nappeng catz
are undr influenz of pot
aahhh but teh kweschun iz …….ar oranjj kittehz poysun tew plantz ????
hummmm a fine question
* looks ovur rim of glasses, makes notes, checks files*
It has bin deturmined dat oranj kittehs do not poision plants, dey juss nom dem
hahaha! that’s adorable x are they yours?
if that was my Jakey boy he wud be nomming the soil
Hey frenz, I needs favor.
Ifn u is habbin purty wevvers 2day, plz 2 tell me abowt it.
Iz cold an rainee heer in KY. A berry PLEH day. Nawt halpin my mood atawl.
sowry. itz bin raining heer sinse last nite…
but it’z a WARM rain.. if that makes a diff?
Sry. Sleet and 32 F here in Delawhere…
Same here in central PA. Yuck. Not looking forward to teh dryve hoem.
Ditto heer in sentrill VA. Nawt so fun.
Heer in souvern Floridia, temp iz 80 degreez F, mostlee sunny, wif okkazhunal cool breeze rustling in teh palm treez.
Tomorrow, I starts bakk norf to cooler, more plezant, tempurrachurs.
“cool” in Floridia termz, that iz. “Refreshing” breeze iz moar akkurate.
It b raining heer in GA too. But remembur, if reality is hissing u off, u can always ignore it….
*Wistels*
* extra large Hover sudan chare pulls up *
Come on RHSB an Skwirrlgrrl we can go to the medow where the sun always shines
*Poors choklit martinis and offurs angelfood cup cakes*
Oh look ,as the chare rises above the clouds, we can enjoy the clear air, nice and warm too, how nice…
It iz gettin dark naow, but 2dai haz bean brite an sunny in Lundun – but belo freezin awl dai. Teh sno frum yestidai neerlee awl meltid, but wat wuz left ober frozz solid.
Oh hai rhsb….
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wii b habbing a lubblee day heer on deh koste…. I haz deh sunshine streeming in mai winderz ontu deh liddlol plantz making dem grow strong and helfy. Dere is just a hint uv deh tropiclol breeze blowifying in deh winderz. I kin look owt and see deh sparkling wadders uv deh Lugana Madre adn acrost deh way b deh bridge and Padre Island on deh uzzer side uv deh Laguna. dehre b sum wispy liddlol white clowdz in a brillyant bloo sky.
Plz can Ai cum an lib wiv u? Ai aer fed up wiv teh cowld. It iz berry unyoshual to hab freezin in Lundun for moar dan a dai oar 2 at a tiem and it haz been ober a week naow.
it dus sound lovely!
Dont tell ennywun but yesterday wuz deh Pleh!! cold adn rayny.
mee too?? is obercast and rainee in SF
**paks bags to go moove in wif teh cween an teh Prince**
Sawree, rainee and pleh in middlol of Birginia – but at leest nawt eye-sea, last nite teh wedder wuz cawlin fur eye-sea an wintur storm watch. Stooopy wedder men, teh neber git it right. We are alwaiz rite on the ‘rayne-snow’ line an teh ‘fiftee purrcint chanse’
Guess that wuzzn’t awl that upliftun.
It has bin a brillyunt, brite, cleer, cold dai heer in teh SouFwest ob TTI – yestermadai’s sno is still brite wite and sparkling in teh sunnyshyn. Teh sykkul paffs R still an kwyut; teh chilluns R bak at skool an yu can heer teihr voyses in teh distunse (best playse for tehm – yu donut wont to be abul to heer wot tehy is akchully sayin!) so teh oenlee sownd is teh burdee sawngs an teh babblin bruk. Futsteps ring owt awn teh cleer ayr and teh froezun sno crunchis unnerfut, lyk a crunchi fing!
Nite fell kwikly wiv teh cleer skys; a breef burst ob redanorinj (nawt poysun) acrorse teh sky an tehn a velvet darkness. Stars R twinklin an teh harf-mune is brite enuff to cast shadoes. Ai can heers wols hoot an skreech – or mebbe taht’s teihr fuds! It is perishin coeld, but me an mai kitteh R rapt up inna blankie so we donut mynd too much. A berreee larj glass ob medissinul whiskery halps too!
Dus taht maek yu feel ennee bedderer, RHSB?
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* members reesunt horriblol cyclol aksidunt *
Is mai jawb – but toodai Ai wus sykling fur pleshur; moestly teh pleshur ob bean awn hollydai still, wen ebbereewun els is bak a twerk! Yestermadai Ai tuk lawts ob fotomagraffs, serch awn flickr fur “snowy swindon” an yu shud fynd tehm
Yu has jawb cycloling??? * has a jellus *
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hmm… notting awn flickr frawm 2009 fur “snowy swindon”
Ai werk fur teh sustaynabul transport chariddy – promotin syklin bai encurrijing chilluns to sykul to skool. Gnu jawbs wull be advermatized soon, if yu wanna joyn us!
Sno fotos heer
http://www.flickr.com/photos/12479486@N08/?saved=1
ooo dey is teh perty! ai can has cycloling jawb in Brummingham plzthx?
Ai fink Ai amembers Brummingam bein menshunned, a lidl wile bak…nuffink rite nao but yooshhully advetysed in teh Grauniad gnuspayper
otay, ai keeps an eye out fur eet!
So beutimaus and poetical Ambercat!
Almost makes me miss winter!
Awww
Is teh niec heer fur Janooari. Iz teh 30 adn teh nawt windee. We duz haz teh clowdee, butt it keeps teh cold airs awai.
arghle. off to meetink.
*digs pointee ends into carpet*
do not want!
* scamper scamper scamper *
stoopyrockstaralwaistehhorribloltumeh
Otay, heer wii goes:
* weeeeek weeeek weeeeek *
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Ohai mai petit fromageamis! Hao yu awl is todai? Gud? Grate!
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Nao, Mick has bin teh treeting yu well adn speeking berry ohailee ob me aim shore…
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“Whut’s wib teh boots, overalls & silleh hat GP?” Ai heer yu crai! Well, todai is berry berry eggsighting dai fur meh! yesh yesh yesh wii is habbing teh nawt sekkund animlols moobed intu teh Cheezland Safareh Park todai!
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“Cheezland Safareh Park? Whut yu is talking abowt, crayzee piggeh?” Uff… has yu NAWT bin paying teh tenshuns? huh?
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* holds up sad faised bebbeh otter *
Fur ownlee pennies a dai dis otter can has gushifuds
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* holds up sad faised oarphun doggeh *
Fur ownlee pennies a dai dis puppeh can has hawt dawg
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* holds up sad faised hongry kitteh *
Fur ownlee pennies a dai dis kitteh can has cheezburger
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* holds up grumpee faised lolcatburglar *
Well, sum fings ai gess yu juss canut chaynge… * shrug *
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Nao, tu rayse teh munnies fur teh littlol animlols in teh cheezland animlol shelturs ADN tu gib us awl a gnu plaice tu plai ai has taked ober an elebenty sqware acre ob lolcatburglars back garden tu maek teh nawt sekkund Cheezland Safareh Park! Oh yesh yesh yesh!
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Wii can has exhibits ob awl yur fayborit cheezland creetures wib sum extry speshul serprises tu! Fur ownlee elebenty munnies entrunce fee (haff pryce fur teh kidlets) yu can has guided tour ob awl teh exhibits adn yu can plai fur FREE awn teh Wadder Slydes, Rowndabowts adn Climbing Frayme!!!
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“oh oh oh GP! Taht is full ob win adn ossim but but but ai wants tu halp teh littlol animlols tu! Can ai sell T-Shurts oar bobblol hedded Hyooge Manatees oar sumfing?” Oh yesh yesh yesh! iffn yu wants tu sell sumfing, plz tu sea mai Phlonquers Phlonquais’ Phlonquais AngelPlume hu is in charge ob teh fund raysing, uh huh, yesh.
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“Wowzers! Wheel dere be gaymes?” Ob corse! Skwirrlgrrl wheel be running teh Cocomonut Shy ware yu can pay munnies adn use whutebber yu wants tu smush as manee cocomonuts as pawsibull! Yu cud eben win a fantasticul pryze!
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Plz tu sea AngelPlume awlso iffn yu wants tu orgamanise a gayme ob yur own!
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Nao, taht is enuff kweshuns fur won dai! Dese animlols donut unlowd demselbes, yu nose!
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* scamper scamper scamper *
**nawtz commint on Mick**
Ohai GP, yew needz help? Ai iz awn luncsh brake!
Stoopy WP steeled mai commint tew soon! Alsew, ai can pet doggeh?
Ohai parrothead! Hao yu is?
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yesh yesh, yu can halp meh wib dese bebbeh otters plz? Dey is teh cyoot, fur shore but OMCC dey keeps wriggloling adn ai can’t get dem inna tank!
Happee tew help. Dey are sew kyoot! Come awn bebbeh otters, letz danse! **supurbizis teh bebbehs** Danse danse danse, wigglol butts, swervy hed swervy hed, wigglol butts, jazz flippurss!!! Grayte, grayte, now lez try dah conga! Lyne up, put ur liddlol bebbeh flippurs on dah wayste, um neck, um, sumwear in dah middlol dere, and lets awl conga!! **sees dis is nawt workin** Otay, itz teh SLYDE conga, jist slyde ur liddlol butts frum syde to syde az yew wurk ur way ober by dis fun tank! slydee slydee slydee! slydee slydee slydee!! Otay, bebbehs, we are awl sweddy, letz take a swim! Yay!
OK, next jawb?
* clappity clappity * Egg Salad jawb PH!
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Umm… ai has bin putting dis won awf… mebbeh yu want tu du eet? Yu seems tu be teh gud wib littlol wrigglolee type creetures…
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Ai has bin trying tu get teh stoopy Rabid Weesuls intu dere cayge AWL weeek weeek weeek but but but as soon as ai can get howld ob won, teh otters dat ai has in cayge scape wen ai opens teh door… uff, stoopy weesuls.
Hmm, yesh, well, aifinksew Angelplume mite git teh angree wif mee, an finksew ai am tryin to take her jawb. Wudden want dat! Yesh, hehe. AngelPlume is a FYNE phlonquais, ye wudden want tew make her upset! **backs away slowly**
*sitz in sunshyn likkin pawz, tryin tu dri off*
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*luks ober tu PH*
Nok ursef owt, no skruff off mi bak.
* eyes layzee phlonquais *
* stretches out awn sunlownger *
* puts toona awai *
*rolls ober on bak tu dri off tummeh*
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*nibbuls on Princess Mu’s shrimp dumplingz*
*runs to halp boss-piggeh wiff teh otters*
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*creatz piggeh-otter-kitteh tanglol*
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*ends up in otter cayj*
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halp!
**gentlee plucks AngelPlume outta teh otter tank, tries tew calm down deh bebbeh otturs** Sing tew tem or sumfin, AP!
roww-ARRR-aarrr!!
*shakz viguruslee tu dri off frum otter waddur*
arr-ROOOWWWW-warrr!!
*nawt gud at singing wen wet*
**dis creet lee gibs bebbeh otters ear plugs** Otay, fanks, AP, deh are teh calm now.
Aifinsew GP shud buy yew sum scotchgard (teh non-alkyhawlic kind), yew are alwaiz teh wet!
Hay! Donut shake eet awn meh!
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Did yu pick up teh fuds fur teh Rodint sekshun?
Hab u gibben me ennee munnees to bai teh fuds fur teh rodints? Hmm?
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Or du u wantz me tu “pik up” leefy fings frum arown teh yard fur dem tu nom?
Leefy fings? Pleh! Do. Not. Want! We needs cheezes an peenut budder an stuff!
{{sweetpea}}
wi not want to nom leeefy fings. wi like dem
as cheezfrenzs!
*dis be sed in sem way like da wily Brer Rabbitz sezying ‘plz to not be frowing me in da briyar patch”*
{{{gammacat}}} datz berry sweet!
(but twooth to tale, if you trim da sweetpea tendirls a widdul they be produsing bifurkashuns and mucho growf; dat may, howsumbeber redoooz da nomber 0 fleurs while increasing da edibulz shoots)
Plz nawt tu b sad. Iz teh bettur u not b nommed.
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Mebbe u kud gib me sum sweet-peez fur teh bunnehs?
shure-hereya go!
*tosses bag 0 peace*
*bag breaks peace rains all ober da Cheezeland*
wheeeeeeeeeee! mebbee wun 0 deez daze we can haz whirrl’d peas.
Happy Epiphaneez!
*wirrlz arown in teh pees*
wheee! Peas tu ebereewun ebereeware!
*gatherz sum bak up fur teh bunnehs*
*AP sets up littul boof in frunt ob teh Safari playse*
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Aneewun wanting tu set up a game or tu be selling dere junk wunnermus items, pleez tu be taking a boof-rekwest form.
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Plz tu indikayt teh syz ob ur boof or teh area u needz fur ur game or watebber, adn return teh form (wiff boff copeez) bak tu me fur disposal prioritee handuling.
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Fankies -AP
Otay so ai habbent figgured owt teh [strikeout] feechur yet.
< strike > text < /strike >
…without the spaces inside the angle brackets.
Thus endeth our HTML lesson for today…
Ahhh, datz teh prollem. Ai wuz uzin strikeout.
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Fanks
yummy-lukkinsmart littul maus!* hedbats AP * plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints!
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* backsawaiveryslowly *
Owch! Sorry, boss.
*slinks bak tu boof*
hmmm. guess i hasto find sum otter peep wif a GHWP to halp me wif why i no can make teh two eighfs simblol no moar…
♪♪♪♪ test- yup, da alien monotones werks…
☻☺☻♥♠♣ yup, doze werks. but nuffing inbolbing da u/4…
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Mary, if you have a PC with Windoze, you can use Character Map.
yup, i can haz PC wif windows (full 0 paines, yes, ’tis) but
i has a stoopy about the character map… i’ll go rummaging around the ‘puter to try to figger it out
…but any hints twood be preshiat’d when you can has tiem.
Character Map is in Accessories — System Tools. Once it runs, scroll thru the characters until you find what you want. Click it, click the “Select” button, and then click “Copy”. You can then paste the character into the ICHC comments box by holding down the “Ctrl” key and then pressing “v”.
♫♫♫♫ yup, dat werks. but i also hazza major lazy & a curious as to why it no longer works in the other way i learnd. curiouser and curiouser…
*Tidmum sirs wiv tung pokin out side ov gob in deeep concentrayshun ov todays lesson *……
Otay.So
shrimps……Lemmee see f dat werks. Here goes…. an ob course, I nawt strike out teh Shrimps reaaly, I allus saybes dem for mah fren Sweapea
Yayyyyyyyy!!!!!
Runs up an gibs Maus a schmoo onna cheke *Mwah*
Hands SweetPea a gihoooge plate ov shrimps …
shrimp kabobzzz!!!!!!!!NOM!!!
*Wipes away kiss*
YUCK! GIRL COOTIES!
and not smelly likes furrtilizer
Ohai Ohai! Obvee uslee mai pleh bawss duz nawt unnerstand teh ‘brake’ in lunsh ‘brake’ cuz her iz hawlurin fur me! Sea yew latur, frenz!
How comz wen on da frunt paeg I cannut faborite da Lolz anymoer?? I wunt to faborite dis wun!!
Tew cyoot fer werds! *SPLORT* Nao habing gawten dat owtta teh wai, *sqweerk…sqeeeeooook* *taps mico fone* Mai ai hab ur attenshuns, plz? Ai hab noo nooz abowt mai impen…impin…surjery cumming up. Dey haz reskedloled it fer 1/19/09. Ai am nawt lukking forward tew it but dun it must be. Habbing ben sik, ai hab appreesheeated awl ur gud wishes and prayers but wii luk forwards teh surjery awn 1/19/09. Woo! Ai nao reterns u tew ur reglarly skedloled LOLs! *sqweerk* *terns mico fone off*
Wishin u plenty of snorgles and smoo
Hugs ur way
Take two cats
Place around plant
Furnish with zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs
Yields large crop of squee
Brawndo will make you USE YOUR KITTEHS IN EVERY DAY TASKS like HORTICULTURE and ROMANCE and HELICOPTER REPAIR AND MAINTENANCE. They’ll even make your PLANTS GROW so you will WIN AT GARDENING.
Sooooo cute! <3