Leroy suspected a trap,
Leroy suspected a trap, but hey…c’mon…fuzzy chicken on a string!
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Himz kuddint resist!
cursez 2 u nightshayde, takin mah nawt-sekunds! meny concatulashuns and meny dansez fer u tho, well dun!
cursez cow-worker who distrakted me!
ooohhh shiney…
Yu kan’t get me sew eezil…. shyny? Were?
*meened no harm*
…
We iz tied fur nawt-sekkund, chizmonkies — iz 4-way makramay. We awl kin go to teh Tybooteek!
aw, pshaw! *hoof flop* Curses, hoof shakes,and fist shakes juss bee custom-
airy funnins.
I r happy too see u at teh nawt sekund, mah sweet fren!
*donkee duz a happeh dants fur Nightshayde*
*huggles Kafleen*
Ai misses yew wen ai duzzint seeing yew!
*sigh*
Teh wreef wented awai………..
*has a teeeensee Chrissmuss- has -left -sad.
whale, yr Christmas card frum me hazn’t been gotted yet, so if you need a little Christmas extendurr…halp is on da way….
i mean, hasn’t been gotted by you yet. I hazzit, right chere, waiting for stoopy one cent stamps …sigh, dis Christmas be verrry weerd.
OOOOHHHH!!!!
U is sendin meeez a extendurrr??????????
*happy dants*
hooooooooooorai fer tyez! mehbeh somdai i r gon git teh topp nawt-sekkund, but until den, Tybooteek!
Doan git too cited.
Tis fun an all, but u nebbur noe hoo mite bee rown….You mite get furst and
a bunch ub Old ICHCrs bee round, and a grand ole party happens.
Den agin, mite bee one ub dem times when u gets it….and….well…crickets
nobuddee bee rown .
Dat r teh sucky time
Just needs too keep in minds…..no matturs weddur u gets furst or nawts….
WE LUBS U, CHIZMONKIES!!!!!!!!!
Yep! u gots teh ICHC lubs annywais!@!!
*ahem*
Um…yah… *looks arown embarrussedlee*
Dats all I came too say.
*runs*
nightshayde.. we has a macramay!
want a mojito and some guacamolee??
Yesh, plz — dat sownds yummeh!
spicee? or not?
*brings out fresh maed mojito, wif teh fresh mint
and guacamole wif tabasco on teh sied*
enjoy!
I has to go eet dinner… mite bbl
*butts in an sniffs arown*
I reeded dat rong at nawt-sekkund.
*snickurrs evilly*
Nawt spicee, plz.
chikken awn a string alweyz sew temptinz
even betterer than chikkin onna stik!
Or eeben Jose Jalapeño onna stik!
yoo meen liek teh wun frum dat shoe wif Achmed, teh ded terrorisst?
Ai nawt shur hao to ansur dat kweschun.
Iz frum Jeff Dunham’s kawmedee. Himz a ventrilokwist — a bery funneh wun.
Iz same guy, Dk. Achmed sez “SILENSE, ai keel yu!”
Ai wantz to seein him purrrrform sumday.
I saw dat video!!!
I watched dat wiff teh moast fassinated interrust!!!!!! I wur VERRREH
interrtained!!!!
Yet, qweerlee, it maded meh nerrvuss.
Den, wen mah son came home (he r 19 yo, in teh Air Force) I had him
watch it.
I thotted he wud snicker.
He diddun.
He stared at it stonily all teh way froo.
Den he maded sum comment abowt respect furr uddur peepulls.
I had teh strangest feelings.
Him r an odd boi…..He r verrreh patriotic furr teh USA. I finkso I unnurstandhim den
he frows me curve ball.
Dats funnee.
Iz been yeers sinse I seen dat gui.
hurrie! get teh weedwhacker!!
must….attak…chiken!
Leeroy has himz a varee kool soulpach.
Himz too kool foar dat stoopy chikin!
Rite Leeroy?……RITE?!?
*whappity whappity*
I caint halmahsef!!
*whappity*
SNURT!!!
*falls obbur laffin*
I don’t have ADD.
Oh, look! A chicken!
KAAFLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!
*gallopgallopgallopgallop*
*skkkkkkkkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeching halt, skids…*
*ploompf*
owie!! i mean ohai!!
wal, um…hai dere!
speekin ub chikkens, ennybuddy hab dose stickey new honey bbq chicken fingees at KFC?
OMCC….dey is too die furr. Wiff teh honey mustard.
I finkso I has a noo addikshun.
Hmm. Ai mite hasta try doze. Ai iz hooked on teh Fish Tacos at Rubio’s. Dey iz $1.25 eech on Tewzdays … so aiz gunna go get a fyoo nao. Den ai will go swim laps (since stoopy werk prevented dat last nite).
i nebbur dun hadded dat fish taco.
sowns fishy too mee. srsly.
shud I tries it?
Iz teh yummies if yew like cabbage and limey cream sauce.
yes!! I iz in love with the chikin flava of dem!! I got to go to a party and teh people dar had the big bukit of them, I almost thought of stuff’en some into meh hand bag….but i didn’t
*snurt*
u r BAD!
*luks up from acksidentalploompf area wif de sigh ner Sundae goto Meetin CHRG askewonside0hed*
i maded you a parfait…*luks at mess around teh acksidentalploompf area*
but i dwopp’d it
Kafleen, are you here to take Cweenmj to anutter vishun 0 Christmuss fyuchure az you did in da Christmus Carol Sweetpea wroted? Da cween be getting out da prooning sheerz agin…mebee needs a nutter vishun for da 3 Kingz Day/Epiphineez?
rut roh….
*distracts cween wiff antics*
Schmooz too yoooz, DawnKey!!1!!
*sniffs droppy spot*
*gobbles it anywai*
halps gobbul, alswe. now, wuznt dat impressiv! we beat the 5 second rool!
Iz rillee moar a “guideline” than a “rool,” aifinkso.
My BFF uses dis line alot! Speshully wen hur nawt wanna anser a kweshtun, hur will say, “Oh Look, A chicken!”
Dat nawt wurks wehn U grows up wif farmers. Dey all seez teh chikkinz alla tyme.
Eben wen dere nawt dere?
**shuddurs**
LOL!!!!!
I do not have ADHD…I’m just easily–
Hey look! A chicken!
Dere is a wunnerful little street in Fair Oaks, California, that I go through to
work on Saturdays. Chickens and roosters RULE the road. The quaint little
hardware store has tee shirts with roosters on them saying Fair Oaks Hardware.
I’ve been thinking about telling them they should have shirts made up that say
“I saw a chicken at Fair Oaks Hardware”, and tell them about the ADD/ADHD
joke….but I sense they will give me the half-lidded-give-her-medication-look.
I has t-shirt dat sez “Rooster Run”.
Iz ackshual lokayshun heer in KY.
Ai haz teh shurt frum sturgis…sez “If U can read dis teh ____ fawled awf” nebber mynd teh blankee wurd dis teh fambilee site.
I know wut teh blankee iz! I has seen similolar shurts.
I tolded my BFF dat wun of teh best parts abowt ridin awn motorcycle wuz holdin awn tite wuz teh dribur!
no kidding
We did that wif mai sisturs kitteh once. borked teh winnow.
Himz wuz teh bloo prussian. waz nebber fatz but weighed teh 22 lbs in hiz primes. Himz wuz 20 yrs owld when himz crosst teh bridj
U frew chikkin oar kitteh owt teh windo?
**nawt shure ifn hur wants to kno but axks ennyway**
put teh chikkin awnna sting obber teh door bai teh winnow. Kitteh nommed teh chikkin frum teh wrong sied uf winnow.
kitteh wuz nawt hurted. can’t say saem for mai bruddur and me wunce mawm founded owt.
Reel chikkin?
**finkso WRr may has demented side**
**is intreeged**
Wuz teh nip chikken.
reel chikkens wuz fur sundae supper oar for laying teh eggs.
I wanna skratch teh liddlol blak spot awn kitteh’s chin!
**wants to say sumfin abowt chokin it, but desydes nawt to**
**wants to say somthin about rhsb’s commint, but desieds not to**
**iz glad hur nawt sed ennyfing**
*snurt*
*looks innocent*
*would sai sumptin abawt deze peepz nawt sayin annyfink, butt desiedz nawt to*
Whai eberywun so kwiets? Waeks Up
*frows waddur balloloons @ kafleen, rhsb adn teh DK*
*eberybody ducks. balloons hit cweenmj. hilaritee ensuuuz*
Be nise to teh cween!
I gonna go libs wif hur an teh Prince.
I has haddit wif dis stoopy cold uglee wevvers.
*Lukz at awl deh dukz hoo uzed tu b peepz
*adn wunderz wut uzzer ebil trikz mary0 haz up her ten drillz
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Well, lukilee deh balloonz didn’t pop. dey just b lolling arownd.
Kwik — gavver dem up! We kin frowing dem at teh troll frum 2 lolz back.
*rolls in cat a pullet*
*heddesk*
Oh noes! Dere was a troll, an ai wzznt heer tew collex elebentee muniies! :O
Wuz teh nastee troll. teh munniis wuld be poyzin aifinkso.
stoopy trolls. *sy*
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Hao yew iz, WRr?
*wud sai sumptin abawt WRR aktchualee sayin sumpin, butt deesiedz nawt to*
*ducks unner teh watur ballololooooniez*(oooh….duck! no waet…iz a chickin, nawt a duck…)
*froez snoebawl at WRR*
*Catches snoebawl. rolz it awn growned tu make teh big snoe bawl. Maeks anuddur snoe bawl nawt quite so big. Stacks it awn teh nawt sekkund bawl. MAeks teh 3rd bawl ub snoe and stacks awnteh tawp uf nawt third bawl. *
Ai needz teh coal adn teh carrots. Ai can borrows ur hat rhsb. We can haz a snoemans.
Um….WRr….dat nawt a hat. iz akshully my hares.
Besydes, I thot I culd leeb my hat awn.
U want my Marilyn Monroe wig insted?
Umm No. Wii nawt wunt teh snoesman tu melt b4 himz iz dun.
Axk teh cween can we borrow hurz crown. teh snomanz can be teh snoe queen nstead.
Yah, rite.
YOO axk hur!
plz tu not b axing mii!!!! I not b Anne Boleyn!!!
WRr tolded me to axk u ifn him kin yooze ur crown onna snoman, but I tolded him I nawt gonna do it!
Him mite be bizzee nao, further down thred. Wii is plannin my partee.
Yes we needz teh hat fur teh snomanz. Wii can haz wun of ur olde crowns? Teh snomans can be teh snoprincess. Plz
yoo can has sum ob mai scaelz….dem mite werk fer yur snopurrsun…
Fanks, DK.
ai dunno presieslee wut yoo dud doo wif dem…butt yoo culd yoose dem…
*frows karrot in WRr’s general direxshun*
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Ai onlee has pebblols, nawt cole. Yew want pebblols?
ooooooh….iz fuzzy….adn nommablol…..adn fuzzy…adn……fuzzy…..adn….*sniff* ai finkz ai mite smell sum nip….nawt shure tho……
oh, bai teh wai, did ai menshun dat iz fuzzy?
*pownces*
NAW, IF IT WOOD HAV BEEN DA REAL CHIKIN, PAWS DOWN…IT WAS JUS ASK’EN TO BE EAT’EN.(oops…haz a [caps lock]
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Gud nite, Cheezpeeps! Ai may or may nawt be bak on laytur — moar lieklee nawt tho. See y’all tomorrow!
‘Nite, NS!
If ennybody missed it awn teh previus thred, I had teh meetin wif my lolyer after werk 2day.
I has decided to take teh settlement, an may be offishullee singlol by teh end of dis monf, if nawt sooner.
So, whose in charj of plannin teh partee?
Ai can hirez teh limlolzine wif teh YNG dryver. Oar will wii need teh pardee buss?
I nebber been inna limo befoar, so hao bowt bofe?
I rides inna limo wif sum uthur peeps, an teh rest ride inna bus?
Gud idea. Puts DK in chrg of teh fyrewurks? Aifink teh fyremans mai be buzzee inna limo.
Iz DK gud wif teh fyrewerks?
Haz ennywun seen DinFleetpaw latelee? Wii will needs bartendur.
Izza Dragun kitteh. It beez natural fur himz.
Gud poynt.
Nao, wut abowt ennertaynmint?
Conga ratz will dans uf course. Wii can has otters dat wants tu dans and sings.
Mebbee getz Leeza-b tu ask teh flying skwrls to du teh trapeze act.
Dansin otters? Did tehy eber sober up?
duz it mattur wif otters?
I dunno. I has nebber had enny deelins wif teh otters.
Wut iz dis, a sirkus? Dis a partee! We needz YNGs, an fyremins in tights, an chip an dales, an toastiz, an shampers, an, an, an mebbeh den drunk otters an trapeze acts
An an an, mebbeh we danse wif teh drunk otters if dey is hansum, an dew trapeze acts hour selbs… an an an lawts ov drinkees an dansees, an an an, cud we git wun ov dose singun tela gram strippur guise, or tew, or three, or elebenty….
**finks wii mite hasta put a trapeze inna NB**
Nexst to teh trampoleen, ob coarse!
*Mynd bends wif da visooal ub the logistics ob doze in NB onna trapeez an trampoleen*
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*Hoeps dey haz x lent thymin!*
Oooh, I hassa eben beddur eyedea!
Teh CheezMens cud be teh egg-sotick dansurs!
GP has had my bideo so lawng, hum cud teech teh rest of dems.
It wud be lyk teh Cheezland vershun of “The Full Monty”! Grate moobie, btw.
Yay! Gud ideer!
**wispers** hope we do nawt get tew ‘happee’ an streek threw the nawt-yet-open Safari **fromageeee smile**
Haz tu hav summfing in teh limo and teh buss tu keep teh peeps bussee until we gets tu teh Luv Boat! We can haz teh cruze tu nowhere wif teh YNG and teh Pi rats adn teh fyremans. Teh hawt tub be full of teh shampers. Teh noms frum princessmu.
Ai mist teh Luv Boat part! YAY! Dis partee iz gittun bedder and bedder! Sew, Eyezuk kin bartind and Din Fleetpaw kin partee wif us! **finks wut to where in hawt tub, eneee t-shirts lawng enuff?**
OOPs did ai sai dat aowt loud. wuz sposed tu be teh s’prise prezzie.
Nawt tu tell rhsb pls?
Ai nawt tell! **Zipz beek**
**wispurs to WRr** hooz drivun teh b-o-a-t? Kin teh b-o-a-t hawld enuf alkyha…, um, lybashu.. um, enuff reefreshmints?
**comes wanderin bak in**
Nawt to tell me wat?
**wispurs tu PH** Iz teh cruuz ship wif teh capt stuebin adn is lebenty deks hai. Ai finkso wii awl fits, eben teh trollz.
Nawt tu tell u nuffing. Iz teh planning ur partee. U nawt needz tu wurree about teh dee taiyls.
Ohai rhsb! Conga rats agin tew yew! Wut kinda fyrewurks yew lyk, teh wuns dat make sirkuls oar teh wuns that luk lyke rayne?
**Stanz in frunt of WRr, givun her tyme to covur the luv boat bro-shoars**
I likes teh wuns dat luuk lyk dere commin owt at u from a central poynt, lyk a reelee big flower goin BOOM an takes up teh whole sky.
Lyk dis pikshur (hope linkee werks).
http://www.atpm.com/11.01/fireworks/fireworks-7.shtml
*lukkz at piktchur*
okai…ai can du dat! *salootz*
**narrows eies at WRr**
U SHURE u nawt up to sumfin?
**wunners if dey needs to has anuthur rasslin match**
Wii iz just making rangments fur if teh trollz oar teh SEH tries tu crash ur pardee.
Okay, then….
**goes bak to writing, but desides to keep one eer awn dis conbersayshun**
ooh…wut arre yoo writink, rhsb?
*triez to reed obbar hur showldurr*
Hay! Dis is NAWT foar ennywuns eies but mien!
Besides, it may nawt be appropryate foar, um….minors to be reedin.
**hassa flustered**
If u HASTA kno, I iz writin a romantick storee.
Nao STOP tryin to reed ober my sholder! I HATES wen peeplols do dat, espeshully fyre-breethin wuns!
OOH! U gunna haz a harlequin buk rhsb?
ai’z sawree….*slinks to cornurr*
Waet a minnit….yoo sed /espeshuly/? Wai? yoo haetz mee?
Oh, I dowt itll eber get published. Prolly nawt gud enuf ennyway.
Iz just dat nao dat teh dark clowds are startin to lift a liddlol, my creatib joosis are flowin agin, so I’m writin.
DK, I nawt hates u. I jes nawt want you to sneeze an aksidentlee melt my puter monitor.
*sigh* ai’z toeld yoo guiez awlreddy!! ai doo /nawt/ sneeez fyer! iz a conshus fink to di!
Wud LCB beh da jellus dat her fiansah-phlonquias beh poll dansin fur rhsb’s partee?
Aifinkso GP jus gonna corey ograph teh dans. Himz nawt eggspected tu dans.
ah, ai unnerstands nao.
ooooooh…fyerwerks……..
*insert semi-evil laugh here*
Iz dat akseptunce ov teh jawb? **starts list of whose dewin wut**
*rubz pawz gleefullee*
Muhahahaha!!!!!!
*loookz slitelee crazee*
**luks wif a wurree at Draconic Kitteh** Yew kin point beefour shootin, rite? Rite? RITE? *finks tew self, gud fing we are onna b-o-a-t**
wut yoo meen bai pointin’? *has a confuzzle*
Hurz meenz nawt tu set teh boat awn fyre plz.
Congradyewlayshuns rhsb! Yay fur yew! Ai haz a happee fur yew! Ai kin ah tinned partee?
Of course! Everyone is invited.
I wonder if one day that,
you’ll say that, you care
If you say you love me madly,
I’ll gladly, be there
Like a fuzzy chicken on a string
*sings*
*claps*
Verree prettee, halfbeast!!
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Ai’m traing to see yoo az a fuzzee chicken. . .
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeerooooooooy Jeeeennnnnkiiiiiinnnns!!!!
At least he got chicken…
teh tiken iz atached teh da stringy dat weeds to da baf wellz
du claw da tiken get ur claw stuck pulls you in da baf
now for a wurd fom da mighty ceailing at cat
O Hai! Dis book of genie-ologee of Happy Cat, son of David, son of Abraham:2 Abraham maded Isaac, Isaac maded Jacob, Jacob maded Judah and hiz bros.3 Judah maded Perez and Zerah wit Tamar. Perez maded Hezron, and Hezron maded Ram.4 Ram maded Amminadab, Amminadab maded Nashon and Nashon maded Salmon. Not liek the fish, lol.5 Salmon maded Boaz, Boaz maded Obed by umpsing Ruth, Obed maded Jesse6 and Jesse maded King David teh king. King David teh king maded Solomon by Hankiez Pankiez wit sum chick that used to has Hankiez Pankiez wit Uriah. Lol, Uriah got pwned.7 Solomon maded Rehoboam, Rehoboam maded Abijah and Abijah maded Asa.8 Asa maded Jehoshaphat, and he maded Jehoram and Jehoram maded Uzziah.9 Uzziah maded Jotham, Jotham maded Ahaz and Ahaz maded Hezekiah.10 Hezekiah maded Manasseh, Manasseh maded Amon and Amon maded Josiah.11 Josiah maded Jeconiah and hiz bros, was bout when they was carryeded to Babblylon.12 And after they was in Babblylon Jeconiah maded Shealtiel, and Shealtiel maded Zerubbabel13 Zerubbabel maded Abiud, Abiud maded Eliakim and Eliakim maded Azor.14 Azor maded Zadok, Zadok maded Akim and Akim maded Eliud.15 Eliud maded Eleazar, Eleazar maded Matthan and Matthan maded Jacob.16 And Jacob maded Joseph. dat wuz alot uv baybi makinn. Joseph was teh mister of Mary, and she maded Happy Cat, who gets called Christ, liek all teh time. Srsly.17 So all teh genenerayshuns from Abraham to David am 14 genenerayshuns, frm David to gettin lockeded up in Babblylon am 14 genenerayshuns, and frm gettin lockeded up in Babblylon to teh Christ am 14 genenerayshuns. Srsly.
[edit] Da burth of Happy Cat
18 Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all “We’s gonna get marrieded, kthnx”, but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggarz from Teh Ceiling Cat.19 Joseph was liek “I has virjn – NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied hur”.20 But when he was tihnkin, zomg, a BirdCat frm Ceiling Cat was liek, “Oh hai! Iz in ur dreemz, givin u messij. Don be scairdy cat. Taek Mary as ur wife – is virjn. But teh Forse is strong in tihs wun, lol! HovrCat is on hur, givn hur babby, srsly.” So Joseph was liek ” Oh yey. Iz gonna luv him and squeez him and call him George.”21 But BirdCat was liek “No, you gonna call him bahbeh Happy Cat, cso George bad name, srsly. cuz he save kittehs frum bein bad kittehs. Kthxbai.”22 So all dis was all did cuz Ceiling Cat had sed it wud be. Him proffit was all liek:23 “Hay guise, luk! teh virjn is all preggers, and dey gonna call him A-manual”, dat be joospeek for “Ceiling Cat wit us”24 Then Joseph walked up, dun wat teh BirdCat frm Ceiling Cat tolded him too, and was all liek “U wit me now lol” at Mary.25 And dey didnt has Hankiez Pankiez til affer dey gets a son and calleded him Happy Cat. Kthnx.
phras cealing cat member he even sees you outdoorz
iz kidden praiz basemant cat
*insert THRILER here* wells i gots to gets da good kittehs to be bad kittehs lthzbye
noooooooes, cum bak to da light…
I am not sure whether I should be amused or frightened…
Mebbe a liddul uv eech?
*aplols aplols!*
Mah brayn has a majur confuzzld. Wai we needz tu kno abowt awl teh hoo madeds hoo to gib prayz tu Ceiling Cat? An hoos dis happy-cat hoo caym from teh peeps(?) adn HovrCat adn … a byrd? Ai fawt happy-cat wuz teh wun hoo nawt-sekkund sed “I can has cheezburger?”
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Yeff, ai defnitlee has a confuzzld.
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Dis duzznt sownd lyk teh buk Papa reeds frum abowt CC – u shoor u got teh rite wun?
Don’ fall fur it, Leroy. Don!!!!!
LEEEROOOOOOOY JEEENKINS
At least I’ve got chicken.
Okays, iz tiem foar me to go to beds. Past tiem, ackshully…
Hazza gud nite/day/watebber!
::brings case of fyrewurks to firebeathing kitteh up fred::
Oh noes…
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*Peekz in on way tu bed
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Wowzerz!!! U rule, NC66!!!!!
Fanky BDM and cweenmj.
*SCHMOO* yor highness, GNSTDLTBBB.
BDM, culd yew put owt mai eyebrowz plzthx.
That iz amazink!!!!!
ai just LURVES teh fyrewerks!
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but yoo sed it wuz reelee hard to do. Things laik that.
Ai trai nawt to haz teh envee . . .so ai will just admire it a lot!!!
Fanks Janet.
Ai did? Ai musta mis-spoke.
Ai jes start out by copy-n-pastin’ uh regular ascii art picture from the interwebs tew a text editor.
Gogglol can halp yew find dem.
Then ai put <code> at the beginning of every line
Then ai put </code> at the end of every line
Then ai put wherever there iz a spacey
Be shur tew include the semi-colons
Avoid pictures with lots of parenthesis coz dey sumtiem turn intu the smileys
*smilol*
*nod*
*pretendz to unnerstand wut dat meant*
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Yer firewerkz iz teh impressive, NC66!
*snerk*
Ai know dat luk. Ai git it awl teh time at wurk.
*frows snow at NC’s i-brows*
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*lissens az dey sizzlol*
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yew otay?
Ahhhhh…
Oh fankee. Mush beddur now.
The flaming brows wuz nawt becomin’
How dew ai luk nao?
::stares at BDM wit new snowflake i-brows::
Kinda liek the illijitimut son of teh Miser bruthers.
*tries tew suppres a :snerk:*
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Well, der is eyebrow pensils dat wimmins use… maybeh yew cud borro wun?
::bar-rows pensil, draw brows, luk in mirrer::
*Eeep*
Now ai luk liek ai iz surprised tew find owt Mother Nature is mai grandmother.
Weel, lukin surprized beh da better dan habin no i-brows.
g’nite. nawt feline sew gud just nao.
hope yr feline bettah, suun.
*SCHMOO* BDM
Pleasant dweems.
o mai goodneez, hai did u do dat?
Mai cut-n-paste skills, let meh show dem tu yoo. Luks up.
Tew kuyull!
PS yu still gotz on yur NY ebe hat.
Fanky.
Ai iz keepin’ it awn ’til mai burfdai.
Yu reelee goin to Canananda tomorree? Wa part?
Ai iz goin’ tew Brampton jes owtside ob Toronto.
Dat ‘minds meh. Ai beddur goez tew bed.
Ai gotta git up early tomorrow.
G’nite cheezpeeps.
gotz to go tu bed, almos midnyte. Beez safe.
Mah favrit thing – Shiggen onna string!
LEEEEROYYYYYY. JEEENKINNSSS!!
“‘Least I have chicken…”
Sounds like a nerdly komment aftur all de abuv … but …
I LOVE this photo. Look and the expression on that cat’s face. Businesslike and serious — and a chicken on a string is no less worthy of businesslike attention.
LOL!! He’s got a lil soul patch under his chin!!!
Atleast I got chicken.
LEERRROOYYY JENKINNZZZZ
‘Lest I has chichen.
He look like my cat when is going to pounce!
ICWATUDIDTHAR.
At leest he has chkn.