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Conagaratz, Maus awn ur cusstomerry spawt! @@@@@ foar teh commint, too. U are tawp of 4-wai makramay. Insted of drinkz an dansin, u want us to deel wif teh stoopy s00tz?
Fanks ZF. Hoepfully no s00tz 2day. But I do have three weeks of “TPS Reports” to do, plus my big monthly report, plus one of my drooling lusers is extra drooly 2day. Two weeks off was grate. Coming back… no so grate ackshoely
drooling lusers?
iz that liek a doggeh?
Worse. A DL is the kind of user that cannot possibly be expected to figure out anything for themselves. The first thing they do is pick up the phone and make it someone else’s problem.
*hazza big sympathee fur Maus*
Ai haz DL’s here tew, ai jist neber new wut they wur cawlled! Do nawt want!
*hazza big sympathee fur parrothead*
**grabs big sympathee and cuddlols it close** Fur me? Fanks JanetCanHas4Kittehs!
Yoo ar welcome. Yoo know, teh Big Sympathee iz cloasleee relayted to
teh Huge Manatee. Gennet ticklee awlmoast tey sayme. Just lots littler.
Howsewmebber, tahy haz a unforchoonayte akronim….
Ai’d laik to know too!!
What duz teh Drooley Luser do???
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Heer – hav sum toast. Fresh an hawt – wif fresh budder.
Yay fur Maus!! LEEPING up there ahed ov ebreewun else.
And the else’s ar carosue, annipuss, an Karen . . . .
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Mite ai suggest a kwik trip to teh Ty Boo Teek? Fur teh verree nice makarme?
There ar a LOT of noo snoglobes.
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An then – purrrrhaps a COME AS YOO AR PARTEE????
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EEZEE fur mee – ai just copynpayst waht ai sed the last tiam!!
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Ai waring my floofee bloo an whyte robe, white furree slippers –
An will bring teh fresh hole grain bed wif butter an fig jam, an sum cawfee to start ebreewun off wit.
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Tayblol over teheir fur awl the fuds. Teh wun set with teh pail yellow n bloo Provencal tayblolcloth frum Paris! Playtes n cups n thing awl there, too!
Ohai JanetCanHas4Kittehs! Ai haz a jelus yew are in floofee robe, ai iz in stoopy wurk close, wherein a watsh fur teh furst tyme in tew week week weeks, at mai stoopy desk, drinkin stoopy awfice cawfee dat is tew strong! Tastes lyke mud! Ai will hab sum ov ur cawfee, if datz ok. Sawry but awl ai kin put awn tabul is stale leftover fudge sumwun left in teh awfice beefour teh Krissmus hawlydayz. Do nawt want.
Preddee tayblolcloth!
Sounds like you an I are in a similar predicament, PH. Try to have a not-too-yucky day…
No, no, no, no. no!!!! Itz alw in yur hed! Ai dont wish to sound laik PolleeAnna, but. . .yoo can haz a lot ov fun wif yur odderwize “Yucky day” if yoo think abowt it rite.
Just tern ebreething around.
Yesh,how tru….mai intertoobs at werk wuz nawt reesponding dis morning,but suddenlee here it iz.
Nao ai am happee to be here wif teh frenz !
*** Duz teh Happytail Shuffle ***
**Shuffle,shuffle,shuffle**
**Butt wiggol,butt wiggol**
Meeck!!!!!!11!elebbentee!!1! *run run run pownse! onna buttwigglol tayle*
Ohai,zf !!!!!
Gud 2 sees U !!!
Can u let mai tayle go nao ????
Oh, I sawrry! I wuz praktissin mai “bullgoggie” grip. P-too-ie! Der, ur tayle, ownlee slytelee the werse foar manglin an slobberin….
Iz okai…ai will be teh ginnee piggeh iffin u needs me to be !!
we can has two GPs?
Oh, please no!
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One of those horrible little squealers around here is plenty, thank you VERY much.
Fanks Maus, yew tew. Ai will try nawt tew peck anywun’s hed awf today. Will be hard.
Corse teh cawfee taysts liek mud – it wuz grownd, wuzn’t it?!
*HEDDESK*
*headdesk*
First (sorry) of the new year!
Pheelz gud tho, duzzn’t it???? See??? Teh PHUN haz awlreddee started!!
Janet, whut? *heddesk* feelz gud? U need to see sumbuddy bowt that, gurl!
Iz ownlee gud wen u stop, Aifink!
Ai aer warin grey wool sox, thikk trowzerz, too swetterz an a paddid jillay an Ai aer cowld! (we had sno in Lundun obernite)
Ai wull bring sum applol an sultana (Ai fink dey aer cawled goldin rayzinz in `Merica) caek.
Yup, goldin rayzinz. But what’s a jillay? I haz read mai fare share of tehlitter achoor from yor neck of teh wuds but cant fink wut a jillay is…..halp?
Ingerlish spellin (oar Fronch Ai spoze) iz gilet – iz a sleebless paddid jakkit.
Wii kawlz dat a ‘vest’.
But in TTI deh ‘vest’ b deh sleevless unnershurt.
no wunder wii kunfuzes ee chudderz!!!
Too peoples separayted bai a commun langwitch….oar whatebber teh man sed!
is that like a vest?
Ai fink wat u cawl a vest, we cawl a waistcoat! Wat Ai haz fassenz wiv a zipper – dey aer sumtiemz part uv skiin cloez.
Wii habin a wiid ranj ob vestz. Phancee oenz is teh waiscot. Teh padded oens also kawled vestz heer, butt (hee hee) mor liek sleevless jaket.
that’s whut I really meant since I was looking at some
fleece vests/jackets online so that I canz run outside
is too cold wid mah current duds
two countries separated by a language?
Der is a diskripshun in wikipedia
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilet
hmm I iz heard of it fur deh furst tyme
ICHC is so edumakashnul
Currently, a gilet is a sleeveless jacket or vest. They may be waist- to knee-length, and are typically straight-sided rather than fitted. However, historically, they were fitted and embroidered.
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OOOOOHHH!!1 Ai want teh historikul wun!!! Knee lehght!!
ai will takk wun nee length wiff mr alan rickman in it, pleez!
yyaay fur Maus – and yyaaayy fur come az yu are partee!! ai iz weering bloo sleep pants wif liddle Eeyores on dem, and a wite Tshirt anda black Quarter Horse sweatshirt, wif thick bloo socks on mai feets. ai brot hawt choklit and creem cheez cawfee cayke ai jest mayde … ai puts dem on teh tayblol – hep yersefs!
u souns toestee wrm uniquekittyi also lurv teh kwarter hossies as well also (i’z n O limp ick class lurkr…pleezdameecha cheezfrns!
ohai! ai’ll joyn de partay. aiz wearin my scrubbs (werk todai).
*putz in de tabol sum hawt koffee wif vanilla flavors in et.*
*scampers off to de boo teek adn finds….
*rummage, rummage, rummage…
OUCH!
*a pork q pyne?
what was dat doin in dere?
A pork q pyne???
I iz at mah desk drinking tea
an I iz wearing jeans and a red sweater
o an I will bring sum freshly made home made bread
and cranberry orange chutney
an sum fresh yogurt cheese
I sitting at teh compyooter (duh.) wyle teh dishezwarsher duz itz fing, eetin a applol (witch I wented owt to teh kitchin tew fix, PH
). I bringz cranberry almond bred, pearz, an cheez strawz. Yay me, I gawt dresseded this moarnin, an I’z waring blakk pants, a bloo t-shirt wif a blakk swetter; anna bloo fleese jakkit oberawl cos its cold in heer!
What kind ov an applol ar yoo eeting????? Ai still hav sum hunneecrisps. Yoo want wun???
But teh dishwasherz at teh end ov mai arms ar bizzy typing!
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Stranj – ai ar sitting at teh compyooter, too!!
Eetin a Birginya-grown goldun deelishyuss. The best.
Faktoid foar today: I bleeves taht teh goldin delishuss comez frum a tree fownd awn teh bakz ov teh Ohio River, in eever OH oar WV, at teh turn ov teh last senchooree.
Yew shud stop buying dose borked applols, ZF!
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Gud morning Janetuvdehbazillyunkittehz!!! I r just now dragging mai sorry a** owt uv bed, so I b in mai jammyz.
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I b bringing a pot uv boiling hot wadder tu deh tablol.
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wait, wait, datz not AWL!!!
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i haz deh assortment uv tea bagz, wif hunny, creme and shuggir.
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Awlso sum koko mix, wif mushmellowz and kandy kanez.
Ohai!! {{{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}} Happee to see yur sorry a**!! Itz still kwite urlee fur yoo!!
itz 8:30 heer…… but u b up eerly fur sumwun hoo wuz up so late sing ging last nite.
♪La la la LAAAAAA la la LAH!! ♫ :shocK:
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Still a liddle urlee!!
Ai is commin layt to teh Com-As-Yu-R partay cus Ai has been for a laaaaawng wolk in teh SNO!!! We had neerly a inch! Annit stayd awl dai!! Tihs is verree rair for TTI – if teh wevver stais teh saym for free dais in a roe, awl werk an skool an publik trans port is canselld an we has to hav a Jenrul Lekshun to sort it awl owt agin! But Ai am happi cus Ai am still orf werk tihs weeeeeek weeeeeek weeeeek, so Ai cud go owt an plai, an tayk mennee fotomagraffs!
Ai is waerin silk sox, ski sox an Ohai King sox; Ohai King boots; legginses an salapetts; a lawng-sleefd top anna roll-nek swedder; mai ski jakket taht has a fleece jakket insyd; fingerless glubs wiv teh flippy ober bit to mayk tehm mittuns; a sensibbul scarf anna sillee hat!
Ai hasn’t brung enneefink cos Ai has been shawping yet, but Ai’m goin nao – want me to get enneefink for yu?
A….
ohai y’all!
I’m at werks… *sigh* …
I has on teh bloo slaks and a bloo printed floral-ee shurt.
I has Speshul K red berries to share.
Noo Years resolushuns, u knows!
SpeshulK red berriez? Blurghhhh. Hao bowt a nice bowl oatmeel wiv red berriez? Oatmeel keepz u full lawnger!
2 late. I has alreddy eeted it!
I lieks teh oatmeal too.. just ‘pends on whether I wants hot or cold brekfuss.
well, u cud do lyke mai sister, hoo ets 2 breffixez! Coars, she nebber had NE close ober a syze 10 in her hole lyfe, an she mid-50’s nao. She gotz teh skinny genes, sigh.
Where duz she shop!!!? ai cud uze sum ov the skinnee jeans!
Yah, sigh. Owr mom an dad, tehy did teh shoppin foar her, u noez. Prolly shoppded at teh stoar ov mom’s dad. He nebber wuz aneefing but skinny.
mai SIL iz 50 and ways 93 pownds and eets wuteber she wants! iz nawt fayr…
Mai oldur sister had a twenne too inch wayst – an mennee yeers an four childrun layter , itz STILL awnlee twenee four oar five!!!
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Itz reelee NAWT fayr, izzit??? *sniff*
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*sufferz frum teh unfayrness ov it awl*
I haz a SIL like dat….. *sigh* it b soooo nawt fair….. deh onlyest way I kin losing deh watez is tu eet 700 kalreez a day oar less …. if i eetz 1000, deh wate stayz on!!! I did looz wate wunst…. but i just kudn’t stay on dat low kal life. adn eben tho i wuz deh slim, i still had deh high kolesterawl, and deh high blud pressure!!! so y b skinny????
Ai cud gib yoo WUN reelee gud reezon. . .
i fink u b sillee….. ♥ Janet ♥
hope this isn’t a stoopy question my cween, but did u xersize?
even if u just takes a 1/2 hour walk every day.. it makes a big diffrense!
and even if u duzzn’t do it to lose teh wates.. I gotted my cholestrolls down 30 points, only by walking 3 mi every otter day..
Yes, wen i losed deh watez i walked fur an howr neerlee eberree
afternoon. so deh Dr. gaved mii deh majik liptor adn teh metoprololz fur deh bludz. adn den deh numberz gotted awl gud. seemed kinda pointless tu b dewing eh starving and deh exercising if deh pillz wud dew wut kiet and eggsersize didn’t dew.
well… maybe u dint has this problem, but my mom had a problum wif teh colliestroll medicine…it affected hur liver functions.
I iz always one to feel liek I wud rather not take a pill for somthin if I didn’t has to tho.
But my brother is teh same way. He just has hi colliestroll, and he runs and eets rite and everything.
I fink some mebbeh heriditary
My father’s side of deh fambly
almost evrybody has hi cholestrol
altho most of demz is skinny
mah running an eating helffy is preventative
I hopes it wurks
*crosses pawses*
mah father weighs and measure ebbryfing he eats
himz is also diabetic, he has to take medikashunz
fur cholestrol but not insulin
deh strict diet and eggsercize help wid dat
an himz within normal wait range
Dey say dat 70% ov teh cholesterol is produced by ur bodee. Affer 25 yeers ob bein veggie, I found owt I had high cholesterol. Dey wanna putted meh on Lipitor butts I wanted to try lifestyle change. Dey said I cud onwee get 10 – 15% change and it wuddn’t b enuff. I didz it ennyway, and I gotted mah nummers in teh normal range. Nawt eezy cuz I neber eeted fass fud ur fried fud in teh furrs place.
Whew – dat waz a long way to sai dat lots ov cholesterol iz in teh jeans.
Teh box is tastier tahn teh cereal, aifinkso…
an moar nootrishus 2!
Just produced by the Ebil Box Compay…
New,Improved,Tastier Boxes !!
Get yours today !
muss be a lol owt there to match that capshun!! Eeck, didja getchoor tayle bakk frum up-thred? I polojyzez foar keepin it sew lawng!
Yesh…iz awl okai nao.
It needed a liddul chewin aneeway,ai finkso!
Pleh! I nawt a flee-buster! plehplehpleh!
Leeza-b hasing a gud brakefurst is key to losing wait an
keeping it off
I has a slice of toast and an egg ebry morning
keeps me full and going till lunsh
If you already wurks out, you needs to add wait training to your fitness
rootine
*addz wait training to list*
yesh, I usta do teh wate training and then I bakslid.
I will be addin that bak in next week!
This week, I starts wif walking evry day at lunch agins.
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And FWIW, I LIEK the speshul K!
You shud try teh dansin lessins, ’speshully ballay. I losted 80 pownds taht way. I always told peeps taht lookin at my fat self in teh mirror in tights fer 2 hours was a HUGE motivation to lose wate.
*just back from walkies*
I did taek teh tap for a wiles… I lieked it, a lot, but RL got in teh way.
Teh ballay class was rite next door… it looked WAY too serious! In tap we usedta joke about upsetting teh serious ballay class next door wif our funs. *snerk*
Wait training? I already an eggspurt at dat.
I can wait awl dai and nebber do enny training.
I gotta writ mai own!
Kitteh lukkin at teh lolz
Butt wer’s mien?
win wun uf myne pleez!
Luk at him stikkin his littul tongue owt…
Consentratin kitteh is consentratin!
Gud Moarnin Leeza, hao ioz ur clozzit nao? Cann teh Howse an Guardun folkz com to see it?
oh um, plz to tell tehm to posty pone teh foto shoot… I has ah,
the hole closet leftjust a fyoo littul odds and ends to take care of!!Oh skwirrlgrrl – did yoo REELEE trai to cleen out yur claws it?
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Yur braver tahn ai thot!!!
ai spended AWL dai Caturdai kleening Plasticat’s ruum inklooding hiz klaws it – teenaje boi….need ai sai more?
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Maost teehajerz – mennee twennee ajers – umm – thirdee ajers, too. ..
mai hubbeh’s klaws it iz werser than Plasticat’s ruum – but ai refyoos tew kleen hubbeh’s klaws it, ai’m afrayd uf wut mite b in dere!
well, I wanted to… but dint get that far.
I did get all teh leafs raked, and teh grasses cut.. and refinished teh floor in teh spare room.
but mostlee, I played on ICHC all day
Yoo gawt the leefs raked, the grasses cut – REINISHED TO FLOOR IN TEH SPAIRE OOM – an yoo still played awl day???
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Yoo ar nawt awnlee brayve – yoo ar reelee reelee fast!!!
Oh, uh..well, not in one day if that’s wot ur thinkin!
I did has 10 days off, uknows…
I shudda got WAY more dun…
Oh no!!! YOo gotted LOTZ dun. Playing at ICHC iz MOAST impurrrrtent!!
Awl kinds ov gud fur yoo.
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Laffing, yoo know, imprrovez yur helth – AND iz heeling!!
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Stay heer – an yoo will liv MUCH longer. Ai hope!
well, wii haz tew much snoes tew rake leaks or mow grasses – but ai still played on ICHC wile kleening Plasticat”s ruum cuz dat iz were teh pyuter iz!
Clever gurl! An Plasticat, whut he doin wyle u bein teh brayve kleener in teh gas mask? (BTDT…)
he wuz playing gaymes on teh WII … ai tri tew get him tew hep kleen hiz ruum, iz eazieer tew jest du it maiseff. *grumblolgrumblolmensandliddlemensgrumblolgrumblol*
Kitteh Son r liek dat too. He nom in his room nd nawt bring dishes bk to kitchen coz he nawt want to wash dem. He get his puuurrrfect gurlfren to do dishes and clean room. R gud deal ifn u can has it, aifinkso.
(((((uniquekitty))))))
he eets in hiz ruum sumtymes but brings teh dishes owt and puts dem in teh dishwasher…but he haz a HYUJ Lego kollekshun, and ai am alwais triing tew keep them in sum sort uf order and awai frum the kittehs. and he nawt put buuks, mobies, skool papers, etc awai wen dun wif dem
I members frumwhen I had de 2 ob my bois livving wif me. De mess! *shakes head sadly* De bof went to same school so we gots 2x the paypers!@ Killed lawts ob trees…
haow yu b tewdai POC? and haow iz Kitteh Daddy? {{{{{POC and Kitteh Daddy}}}}}
ai ownlee haz wun kidlet, and ai iz triing tew rayze him tew tayk care uf himsef and nawt eggspekt sumwun else tew tayk care uf him – but sumtymes iz jest eezier tew du fings maisef insteed uf nagnagnag boi tew du it…and iz hard tew get boi tew pick up after hisseff wen hubbeh won’t du it!
Ohhai! It r letting me leave a commint! It wud nawt a minute ago. *scratches head* Oh, well.
Kitteh Daddy r “stable”. Nuffing chane obnite so dis be gud ting, aifinkso. Mai, well, mai eyes don werk too gud. I nawt sleeping well and I cleaned de oven last nite until 5 am. *sigh* Is nawt gud but betteh than staring as ceiling aifinkso.
I taek snuggles! *smile* ((((((uniquekitty)))))
It r hard rayzing kitlets by ownself. I hab my mom to halp but ebenso it r hard.
Ifn u gets to point where he be thru hi skool, still lubs u nd be willing to b seen wif u nd still on speaking terms (sort of) u do gud, aifinkso!!
Ai lurves yur gumblols!!
*Sigh* I ony clean oven and burners. *luks at skwirrlgrrl wif BIG eyes* I has a hero worship!
tek kitteh finks U is stoopy
and so is Ur purrblemz
is loling at Ur emeow now
an wud purrfurr to plai video gaymes instead
That would be me.
my sympathies to Uz
I not offishul tekie
but I wuz breefly responsible fur a cluster of 8 pyooterz
an deh purrblemz peeplols had
I has some idear of whut uz must be going thru
teh kitty ez werking on mechanical terk!
enter hoomin’s credit card number heer…
Ohai,lolnascar….
Lub teh new abatar !
Hai eeck,
Im finking of keepin Heet Meizer all yeers long…maybbe.
Ai LUBBED teh meizers when ai wuz a kidlet.
We wuld sing teh songs in skool wheneber dat show wuz awn teh nite B4.
I lubs it too. Pleez to bee keepin it, Lolnascar…
kitteh sez: mai opinyun, let me gibs u it.
Ah startin mah noo site, Lol-hoomans
Heer iz a submishun to teh lol-hoomans site:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1166752
Taht’s berree funni! Ai lubs teh kitteh-butts in teh ayr!
Stoopy WP nawt wurkin agin liek yessstrdai. :-p
Serbis mus hab gon 2 pottee, becuz it wurkin nao. Go figur
Ohai, Cheezypeeps!
Iz Ebil Maus heer? I needs wun his Ebil Omelets. Iz tiem to do sum battlol!
wid deh soon to be ex-hubby or his lolyer?
gud luk rhsb gib dem hell
Ohai, 2_k!
Yesh, wif teh soon-to-be ex an his lolyer.
Tehy are sayin I receebed teh benefit of nawt payin rent wen wii wuz separatid. Nao WHY wud I be payin RENT awn sumfin wii PAYED awf?
In teh leegal wurld,ANYFING iz possible !
Juss lyke a lolyer. See, litterally its troo– you did nawt pay rent. Rite? So teh coart haz tew agree taht u did nawt pay rent. Cos u din’t. Stoopy lolyer-talk.
Wud u lytke me tew hawl ennybuddy orf tew TrollheimUnterTehSea????? Then they nawt bother u attawll!
Yesh, an plz to get teh Rabid Weezuls inbolbed too.
NUFFIN too gud foar dose too!
rhsb, who finks dat FIL haz been whispurrin stuffs into STBX’s eers. (It wuz FIL who wanted me to pay rent, nawt STBX!)
whut iz STBX?
Stoopy To-Be-Ex (Husband)?
Soon-to-be-x
((((((((((rhsb))))))))))
U r gawt a gud alawyer/attorney? Gib ‘em he… er, I r nawt allowed to say dat, r I?
I’m here Minion. And here’s your Ebil Ham-n-Cheese Omelette. Enjoy!
STBX adn FIL soundez liek thems bees Kyngs ov teh Nastee!!!!
(A guud frend tolded me wuntiem, taht sume peeps bees obnoxxeeous, adn thems rlly wurk attit!!!! Soe awefull!)
I don’t knoz bout U kitteh but I purrfurred
deh old system of voting on upcoming lols by gibing dem burgerz
voting burgerz we wantz demz bak
oh, yes!!! deh voting burgerz fur deh lolz, deh voting burgerz fur deh commintz!! I lubbed dem!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Will wii eber seeing dem agin?????
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Wistfully memberz deh gud ole daze……. *sigh*
I no has mush hope
but if Obamer can becomez Purrsident
we can has voting burgers bak
we shud start an emeow camp pain
yes we can!
whut does U fink?
cween of deh cheezland
if ebrywun of deh cheezpeepz on deh cheezpeepz map and on all the cheez frenz
on our list sended deh burgers an emeow
dey wud has to lissen..
Oh two_kittehs!! If awnlee it were taht simplol.
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Maus can ’splayne it. Itz a teknikal things. Teh Burgerz ar werking awn it. They noe we ar awl SOOOOOO sad becuz tehy aren’t heer – an it wuz way moar fun wif them.
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But it iz Up Hare Entlee reelee hard. Maus sed it wuz nawt pawssibul.
mebbe if we lobbies really hard
demz will tries harder…
ohai two_k…
sowry to innerject..
*wispers*
but chek ur profile plzthx
Adn dey wud say wut dey awlwayz say:
“Wii b werking bery hard on it. Deh voting burgerz will b bak soon.”
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Dey haz ben saying dat eber since deh voting burgerz wuz takened away last march.
*sigh*
*sigh* Heer’s to teh gud ole daze. . . .*klinkee glasses*
♫ Doz wer teh daiz, mai fren
Wii fout dey neber end
Wii sing and dansdansdans 4eber adn a dai
Wii lib teh lif wii chooz
Wii fite adn neber looz
4 wii wer teh yung adn soor 2 hab oar wai!!♪
thx laughsalot, dat iz wun purrfek LOL fur mii 2 star mai morningz wiff. ai iz stil LOL-n nao.!!|!
2_k, you still heer?
I jes wented owt to pik up lunsch an gess wat I’m habbin?
Sooshee! Iz ur jawlt, u knoes.
Herd dis sawng awn the way bak.
Iz been YEERS since I’d herd it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMsnsUbG2Rc
ohai rhsb! whut sushi did Uz get?
O U Kyute!
Epic Win.
Kthxbai.
Ai haz suches a sauft spaut foar teh Blak n’Wite Tuxxee kittehs!
Tehms maikes me laff liek noe uvver kittehs kan; adn Ai dunno wye taht iys…..Ai fink mebbee iyt bees tehir facial xprehshun taht krakks me up, becuz thems ar alwaise teh bizzee duuing sumefing sillee!!
gubmint kitteh
is werkin reel hard
Unique kitty and ebybuddy else innerested: Kitteh Daddy s’posed to hab breathing tube remobed dis affernoon. Dis r gud noos. Donno whn dis affernoon, we see if dis dus happen. Tings change so fastfastfast! wif Kitteh Daddy.
Thkz, ebeybuddy. Keep u posted.
I r returning u to ur regoolarly skedooled cawmints.
A /b/tard cat, never thought I would se the day
storreee uv our LIFES! YES! I feelz we’s in duh moveees!
o o O!!1 winz<3
I can has Icanhascheezburger.com?
This is so true. XD
iz dunt get it
I spy teh bloo lolrus bukkit in dis lol!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1
I haz seen pikture bee4, but kitteh in it wuz calld Moderator Cat.
I don’t get it.