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u noe see mii!
Congrats awn teh tawp spawt speedy digits JK2K!
fanks, aifink wii shud awl goe tew teh tybootik! I haz hankerin fur a noo sno gloeb!
::Links arms with JK2K, annipuss, NS, gammacat, calicocoa, & NS again and skips awf tew the tybootik::
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::browsing pie-ta-pults::
good idyu NC66!
*luks for floofy blankut*
window cube=frozen pawse!
Ai iz wif yew, gammacat. Itz cold in mah offiss eben tho ai izzint neer a window. Ai haz a sawftee turquoise blankee on mah lap rite nao!
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*browses toy mausies*
cee? ai wuz finking dat a sno gloeb mite kiip awl awr sno IN teh gloeb…nawt awn teh roads!
Dat an egg-salad idea.
Ai gawt armfuls ob sno gloebz furing mai last trip to the TBT.
Want some ob mai eggstraws?
::hands JK2K wun wit uh widdle snowplow init::
* during
conch-axle-rations, jk2k, onna tawp plaice. aifinks wii haz a sebbin-whay tye! haz teh booteeq binn re-stockt?
Deh ty boot eek awlwayz haz plennee uv gud fingz tu choozing frum….
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dere b deh silkee tyz adn skarfsez wif lotz uv differnt aminawlz on dem,
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adn deh cheezpeepz Map blankeez, kitteh hot wadder bottlolz, kitteh joolreez, kitteh fayced lawleepopz…..(Gibbo sez dehy taste deh PLEH, so dey b moar uv a dekkertif item, not so much a kandy) ….
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kitteh kitchen halperz, u noez, pot holderz and tee towelz and timerz and tee potz adn tee kozyz……
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And I haz herd rumurz dat dere still b sum unee kornz in a bawkz in deh bak ruum … but b keerful… I awlso heer dere b a pork q pine!!!
don’t fergitz da noo item: Gilty Skwirrls in free noo flavahs: In No Scent, Eau d’ Laffter, adn Scentz 0 Hyumer. Dey be gud dust cacchers!
hint: deeze be gud Weddin Prezzies for LCB n GP.
*snerk*
pssst.. calicocoa, yer abitar iz…missing!
…adn teh link in ur bloo naym goze … noware!
uhh-ohhs — musst teu fikx!
Shrek, yew in here?
@@@@@ *claps floofee pawz fur NC66*
nope, just schmells like he is.
I r heer.
I smellz him too, tho.
Reddy fur panto myme
Oh no it issunt!
O yiss it iz
Oh no it issunt!!
hay, kwit arguwing and put on da sho!!!!!
pweez?
Waddy u fink abowt doin a panto? Teh ownlee wun Aifink we cud manij is Jakk an teh Beenz Tawk. (Ai dunno teh storee uv pussinboots)
oooo (sownding fr all da whirrled like Loosy Ricardo) canni be da Been Stalk?
I luk a lil bit like wun in my sweetpea vine foarm.
ooo ooo ooo! we didna has a pantomyme on ICHC dis Chrissmuss ( i merember teh TTI peeps tawked about it a lil last yeer) could you put one on fur us Yanqs? pweeeeeeze? Is da last day 0 christmas, so purrrfekt way to end da seezon.
pwetty pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze wif shuger on taupe?
Dat’s raver a tawl order at short notiss an dere iz ownlee me an Ambercat heer.
Mebbe we cus rayse som mor TTI-ers for tomorrow and has a twefth nite panto?
YEESH1111111111!!!!!!!!! X ELEBENTEES
whale, you can ordah us around! twill be fun to see how we get it all mess’d up! aldough i gess i tis late ober dere? canwe doo it tomorrows for Epifififip, er, Free Kingz Dae?
We pwomise to halp and kleen up aftahwrd!
We’ll fink abowt it!
um, wot can we do to purrrrrrrrr suede you? munnees?
Choklit munnees!
*passes over berry berry large bag 0 chonklit coins*
(hopings day doan notizz dey leftober frum Channukka 2007)
Doan has a wurree – derz noes sutch fing as badd choklit. Ennee choklit atawl bees beddur dan noes choklit.
ok letsee,,, wot wood purrr suede dem…
Alkolol?
Banderas, Antoneeeyo
Cake, asordid flavahs
D…
DeMented Cream
Elolphants, white (threatn to give unless…)
Fronch Acksent speekingz
G…
GMTA!
i will taek dat azza complee mint!
Dumplinks and cheeken
Elee-Fonts
Gushifuds
Happitayl stories
Iscreamyewscreamweawlscreamfuricecream…
Jellibeans, da jumpin kind
K…
Kuukiees ub the choklit persajun
Lotsa ‘nip
Many snorgglee kittehs
Neber tew menee kittehs
Oranjz, nawt poyzin
Prettee kittehs
Q…
Quik breds in all teh flavrs of teh whird
Rum, in teh rum caek
Strong helfy firemans in the audiense
T…
Tee-keelah makes da kloz fawl awff
Uberfloofy kittehs
Verra nis fings
Whutebber yew wanttid
Xtra snorglin
Y nawt?
Zacklee whut yew wannttid!
Kwispee Kweem Donuts!!!
Loowweezianah Hotsoss on big bowl 0 gumbo
Marshmelloz in Hot Chonklit
N…
I no I’d do anyfing for a hot kwispee kweem!!
*drool*
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Me too, plz?!
*tendrilz cross’d behind back cuzz she noes da kittehz Nebber clean up aftahwird*
shore dey do sweetpea! it jus nebber works!
ma kittehs alwaze tri to scoop up floor
next to a mess to cober da smell!
you hazza point, dere…
Why yew point at my hed?
sowy. dint no you wuz sensiteev about it…
Ai…ai…ai dun noe wut yer tawkin’ ’bout.
Ai nawt sensiteev *hmph*
Bees-hides, mom sez iz jes coz ai’m sew sharp dat ai gawt teh apex dome.
adn yr so brite, yr fadder callz yu son.
Akshully, so brite iz mai future.
Dats why ai gotta wear shades.
EERWURM!!!! Gah.
NC – Wii has sayin heer in teh souf…. “Bless ur liddlol poynted hed!” (wif hed pronownsed wif 2 sylolablols, ob coarse, lyk ha-yud)
*snerk*
I has herd, ‘U got a point there, but if u’d ware a hat nobody wud know!’
“you can ordah us around!”
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*Fawlz on floor laffing at deh thot uv ENNEEWUN ordering Mary0 arownd!!
shhhhhhhhh. i trying to werk here…
:snerk:
::orders MaryO a round uh chocklit martoonies::
slurp!!
*klonk*
can’t hold my chocklit!
Donut mind meh — jus tryin to find mah mausie.
has passed out frum da smell!
him ‘tonio banderas?
Mebbe ‘tabbio banderas?
hmmm. sumhow luks like a combo 0 Fabio adn Banderas. More Banderas, less Fabio, mebbee?
Well – dat wud be “tabio” insted of “tabbio,” aifinkmebbe. “Tabby-o” kud awlsew werk.
yr. rite. i stnad corrket’d.
FTW! >snerk<
Kwit starin! Dis nawt mi best syde…
Butt itz a bery kyoot syde, kitteh!
i finkso i need dis inna shmaller size. can i see it inna Elebenty, Europeen Sizings?
Sweetpea — yer rite! Yer tendrillz iz deelishus an nootrishus! Ai hoap teh cween did nawt hurting yew wen she clipped sum fur meh. Ai haz a worried.
naw, iz okays, no te preyokuupes [nawt to wrurrees] da kween’z slicer/dicer/prooning shearz wuz sekritly replac’d wif speshul sooper sharpz b0rg blades wich duz not hurt, and caws da tendrils to grow back fastur and feistiyer. Hee, think sheila notiss? Shirley not, until dey start creeeeeepin up behind her…
Phew. Ai iz muchlee happier (an less giltee-feelin) nao.
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Um … ai can mebbe haz moar tendrillz? Dey iz ravver addiktiv!
shure! passes ober large nootrishus bowl o tendre tendrills.
*grogrogrogro*
*sounds 0 akackak*
oh, adn i lefted you a tip in dere.
jus gettin ur mornin surprrrise reddy!
Iz cutbaks ebreewhere! Cannawt eben habing tu boots!
::luks up fred::
Eben teh ten drillz gawt cut bak tu boot.
But, dey grogrogro bak.
Letz habba hoap teh ecomunees duz teh same.
Oar sumwun else is gunna git booted.
Kitteh alreddy has soks on.
help! I losted my other boot!!
TAILZ!!!! I WINZ!!!!!
The kyoot in teh boot! Oh teh huyge Mana Tee !
Interesting…must be a small boot or a very small cat.
hoomin comes home later that day after working in the office….walks in and turns on the lights only to see, someone has booted his cat!!
Oar…sumwun rebooted his laptawp
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get it?
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coz cats like to sit awn yew lap!
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@@@@@ (*hedesk*)
Cats: teh orijinul laptop
Laptop…chairtop….hedtop….chesttop…noospapurtop….buuk u tryin to reedtop…etc.
butt onlee the noospapur u ar readin, not da wun
dat u finished!
kittehs – teh orijinul palmtop
*finks wistfully of daze when Shadow
was a littol kitteh*
New hand-held-kitteh, you can take it anywhere…better then old laptop.
Oh noez, nawt dis conbersayshun again.
Ai still dew nawt wanna noe where teh USB cord plugs in.
No u dont.
Kitty needs boothab. Or maybe reeeeealllly needs boxhab.
“Is almost box! If I shuts my eyes, it be box.”
Hewwo, iz me
U kno dat I be wif u
If I culd
I’d come arown
tew see u
Wunse in a whiel
Iz importint to mmmmmeeeeee….
Dat u kno u iz teh frreeeeeee…..
Cuz I nebber want
To maek u chandj
Foar mmmmeeeeee……
Hao were da baddles wif STBX and his lolyer?
… or if you ever need a raisin to smilol…
I forgotted to type in dat part!
Dis playse always makes me smilol!
See?
gud!
anyboddy elz hazing prolems makeing da musik noats? mebee i fergot hao…
I nebber knoed so I no halp.
Hey, I hadda axk if my noo thum dribe needed to be formatted nawt-sekkund! I remember teh daze of teh 5 1/4″ floppy disks!
My antikwitee, let me show u it!
♪♫
no
urgh. i tried it holding doon Fn +alt while pressing JU (which iz 1 4 in bloo) adn dat usta do it. now it flips to an otter page…
otter simblols werk like dey usta :☼♪►☼♂▬!♪ hah dat wun werks. but not da too eifs.
$#☼►♂♀♪◙¶▲▲→↓
mebbe deh alienz b trying tu bork ur sing ging.
♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
Derez nooooooooo bizniz
Like shooooooooo biznez
If u tell mii itz sooooo
Travling thro deh kuntry iz so thrilllling
Standing owt in frunt on opning niiiiiiiitez
Smiling az u watch deh benchez filllllllling
Adn see ur billling up dere in litez
*gasp*
has teh aliens hakked into MaryO’s pooter?
Red Alurt!
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪monotoan alienvoiz♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
take us to yr liter
I heerz u, but I can’t cc u!!!
Butt (hehehe) dew yew remember da ayt inch wunz?
**goes to NB, strait to NB, duz nawt pass “go” duz nawt colleck $200**
*laffs and laffs*
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sea, ai told yew when ai didnt wash da braynes enuf dat yew’d beh dere!
Hay! Ur teh wun who menshuned ayt inch floppies, NAWT ME!
well, yew dont want dem floppee if… nebbermynd.
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follows rhsb tew da NB
Yeah, my mind is runnin WYLDE wif dat wun!
**goes luukin foar Lucky**
Speekin of witch, I sended wut I had written (minus what got losted wen I nawt sabed rite) to my BFF an hur sez I’m gud riter.
Here’s a little tip for the floppies
no matter wut size.
Doan put too many bytes awn them.
*NB here ai come*
Oh don’t git mii started…….
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*finks bak tu mag tape drivez
* adn teletype tapez adn
* donut shaped core memoryz wif a whopping 1K on a 8″x12″ circuit card
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*iiz glaze over
vagulee remembers de hellitype tapez
defintelee remembers 8 inch floppies…
An nao, we has “flash dribes* that karry 8 Gbytes ub memmree, moar dan whol puters jest a few ears ago.
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*realizes she said “flash”…heads back tew NB*
*wunders y ebbreewun b in deh NB.
Lucky iz duing teh audi…try out fur teh chipz n dipz all mayl dans teemz
Duz U members teh punchee cardz adn teh paypur taype printur contrlolz?
I nawt baddlin yet. Has appoyntyment wif my lolyer tomorrow at 4:00.
Wii will diskuss teh stradjedee.
goddit. gud lux
Fanks, BDM.
I gotta desyde wevver it be best to either take teh offur oar gibs teh go-ahed foar isshooin teh subpoenas of himz finanshul rekkords.
Funnee Storee:
My cell fone ringed earlyur 2day an I saw it wuz 1-800 number callin. Figurin iz prolly Sprint (my probidur), I ansered it.
Teh pre-recorded voice sed, “Ur car’s warrantee may be expireded..”
At dat poynt, I hanged up an started laffin.
My car is a 1994 Toyota Corolla, wif ober 196,000 miles onnit.
Yeah, teh warrantee iz prolly expireded.
Yew’d fink!
Mahm sed I shudda tryed to renoo it!
gud idyea rhsb. I shud tri wif my ‘97, aifinkso!
Ai haz gottid that wun… ai nawt habing a car! *snerk*
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(psst, ai libed fru nawt-sekkund dai uv skools! Iz awn prebius fred).
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Ai gawts tu habing showr (if ai haz in moarning, ai falls asle.. ZZZzzzzz) an fings, so ai gots tu going, ai fraid.
{{{{{{{{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}}}}}}
Luvs yu gais!
Kitteh kud kik himz hoominz nda getta hedake tryin!
Ohai plasticat nais tew c yoo!
Sumfin fishy goin awn heer – didz u get clonded agin?
Ai iz nawt a kloon-nawt eggzaktlee. Yuu c, Ai iz nawt reel. a storee karaktur hoo haz egstreemlee sentsitivv Ais nda rekwiyurrs sunglasses tuu c at awl. Yuu c-Dekk Rant iz reelee meh reel naem.
How wuz deh furst day uv skool in 2009?
nawt sew gud…. Wii has classes divided into tuu dais: A daiz nda B daiz. Ai kudn’t rekamembur wich dai eet waz! Ai furgoted boff meh jimm lokkur combo nda meh regulurr lokkur combo. Ai fownded owt Ai furgotted tuu finnisch a test sew Ai had tuu finnisch dat sted ob reedin meh buuk. Ai fowted Ai waz gonna kross teh bridj in jim durin teh tew minit jog dat Ai sware dey maek longurr. Ai furgot ware Ai sit in Social Studies klass. Peepz kontinyuu tew bii meen tew wun ob meh frenz. Ai din git teh chans tew taek a buuk test in English. Ai got homeewurk-AGEN-in maff. Ais still nawt gonna finnisch meh pillow buy tummarroh fur H&C/Home Ec klass. Ai hazza hedak. Wii did get a wun ower delaa but dat’s nawt enuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :X
Dat sownds like teh nitemares I still sumtimes hab, an I r 43 yeers old.
{{{{{{{{{donkey hug furr plasticat}}}}}}}
School is HARD. I has a sympuffy furr u. Maff wur teh wurst furr me.
Dey say dat wutt dussunt kill u makes u stronger.
I finkso “dey” need too be slapped furr dat.
“Puss in Boots” — Yur doin it rawng! Uthur ind of kitteh pointz up!
feer mii-iff yuu dairr!