Ai dun care wut clock sez.

Ai dun care wut clock sez. Tummy sez iz breakfast tiem!
i maded u brekfast. y cant u do da same?
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Ai dun care wut clock sez. Tummy sez iz breakfast tiem!
i maded u brekfast. y cant u do da same?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Cattails
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Nao feeeeeeed meh, Seemoar!
Oh …. and *kasplort*
*fwipfwipfwip*
twurls teenietineetendretindrillz round nightshayde’s hed for FurstAid until da CCC arribes
Ten drillz can b used fur gud?? nawt ebil??
Dey kin, cween! Dey KIN be used fur gud! Ai be noein dis fur a wile nao — yew hasta open yer mind to teh pawsibiliteez!
*slow blinky eye smilol*
*smilols weaklee at sweetpea*
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*relaxes into teh tendrillz*
here, if you need strengf, nibbuls sum tendrils- dey be delicious & nootrishus. Can’t say dey are 100purrsent USDA organik, dough. (da Herb E Side inseedents, you no)
Dat wuddint hurting yew, sweetpea?
Ai wud fink dat wud be payneful.
*duzzint want to hurt sweetpea*
*eyes nomilicious-luukin tendrils*
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Nao if sum uv doze fell off, dey mite be gud wif sum WishBone Italian dressing, aifinkso!
Heer, let mii hep u NS.
*whipz owt pruning snipz
SNIP! SNIP! SNIP!
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dere, plenty fur u tu nomming.
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*caerfullee warshes teh tendrillz*
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*hoeps sweetpea wuzzint hurted in teh maykin uv dis snak*
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*pours italian dressing on teh tendrillz*
*nom nom nom*
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Mmm – deez is teh taystee!
oh noes, nightshayde!
I not duz this much, but heer goez!
*sweepity braynes into pile
rinse with sparkloling watter
skoopity braynes and plop them into hed
pat pat pat hedbones into place
duky taype hed (wif eggstra duks)
snap CHRG inta place gentwy
tuckity tuckity tuckity floofly blankie around NS
(now wif eggstra kitteh floof1)
handz nomilicious drinksi and chocolat to NS*
did i forget anyfing?
all braynes back?
Fanks, gammacat! Yew did a wunnermus jawb!
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*snugglols into blankie*
*nibblols choklit & sips nomilicious drink*
Gud jawb, {{{{{{sweetpea}}}}} yu shur tuk cween bai sprize. Nd ai dint noze yu cud be harvistd. Hoap it nawt hurt yu.
Does it have to be human?
lady fingerz, praps?
wif Fri toes on da side?
Well — kitteh duzzint luukin liek a man-eetin plant… so aifink non-human gushifuds will do…. but fanks fur askin.
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*jentlee kisses Maus on teh cheek fur gettin teh refrence*
*Blushes*
Aw shucks, ma’am. Twernt nuthin…
sekkund brekfast??
elebensieez?
tea time?
Ohai Tee?!
yesh, peas! *pulls up to tabul, waytz pashuntleez*
Warl, yu can halp me lode teh Tee Trollee furst, wot yu wont onnit?
Almunt maccaroons
Bredanbuttah
Caek!
D…
Darling jee tea
Erl Gray tea
Fronsch pastreeez
G…
Green tee
Hawt tee
Icing cubburred caek
Jellee roles
K…
Kyoocumburr sammiches
Lemming skwares
Marshmallow fluff (mixed wif creem cheez) fur dippin strawberriez in
N…
Nuts, Wal, and Stilton cheez
Orinj sections macerated in oring liquer
Pandy cakes
Q…
Quinz tartz
Rasburry tisane
Stwaburries for dippin in fluff
T…
Debils fud caek!
Eghsalad sammiches
Finga sammiches
G…
Gingerbred kookeez
Havarti cheez
Ingerlish muffinz
Jelly sam itchez
Koffee kake
L…….
Lefse wif sinamnom suguar
Mincemeats pi
Nuggets of cheezes
Onyum dipz wif chips
Peppermintz tee
Q..
Qwince jelly
Royal Icing topped caek for cweenmj
Sammiches, egg mayo
Towsted muffins
‘Undreds an fousands nna fairy caek
Vegetibble sticks
W..
Waddurcress sammiches
X-tra creem fur teh strawberriez
Y kint ai fink uv ennyfing fur “y?”
Zeebra striep tablolcloffs
Divinitee
Erl Grey Tee
Frootcaek
G….
*passes kitteh Elven lembaz bred*
NOM kitteh eatz da whoooooooooooooooole fing…
wif lembas nawt nedez ennyfingz els, maibe ebur agen. but wair yu getz it sweetpea? ai nawt finez it ennywarez.
Yu can has frenz wif da funnee eerz wut ar nawt kittehz? libz in da wudz nd treez?
da Entz be my frenz; distanz relatibs adn all.
and dey probide aksess to da Elbs.
I dont fink he’s herd of sekkund brefust!
*tosses applol*
So… GET MY BREAKFAST!!!
So gedowta bed an ficks it
*pulls kwiltyfing bak over hed*
Whut a playntiv liddel fayce!
OK, peeps, put on yor CHRGs! Stat!
An bring me a noo floofy maus whyl yor at it! Teh last wun . . . well, I dunno whut happind. Sumwun broked in and BORKT it! Teh remayning peeces is unner teh fridge, Kthx!
Dat remyndz meh — mah kittehz kud yoozin sum new mausies … wif rattlols & floof & tayles.
*laffs lowdly* Yah, myne too! We goes throo abowt a maus a day at mah haus.
Aym going to has to signe teh Dexter kitteh up for Floofy Mauses Anonymous. Is a sikness, ifinkso, or sum kindof addikshun.
*wayls lowdly* He’s sending meh to teh poorhaus! I buys them by teh 6-pak, but itz still nawt enuff! *sob*
Ai needz to chek unner teh hutch & unner teh stove fur teh mausies. Ai noez a bunch uv dem hasta be sumware!!! Wun kitteh keeps bringin dem upstares (wif kyoot liddul “ai haz tribyoot fur yew Mama & Papa” noizez) – an leevin dem where teh huzbin steps on dem barefoot & den utters bery kulurful langwidge.
I finkso u will finding sum at deh tybooteek. Dey b habbing deh kitteh toyz adn kitteh treetz in mennee flavorz.
adn donut fergitting da shinee Gilty Swkirruls fr da niknak shef.
Izzint teh skwirrl in-no-scent until prooveded gilty?
if LCB’s arownd… yes.
da Gilty Skwirrl: now abailabulz in 3 noo shmells:
In No Scent (uncent’d), Eau d’ Lafftre, and Scentz 0 Humor.
and u is LATE!!
Late?
ZOMG! Ai iz PG? 
Ai nawt eben hab boifwend.
Yu gots sum splainin tu du, shirley!!
Shirley yu jest.
kitteh alarm clock
alwaiz wakes U up on time
mai kitteh ‘larm clok iz nawt as nyce an kwi-et as diz wun… myne iz ob nocks shush!
so are mine but demz beree effective
Hungry Kitteh does not has snooze button
Plees, sur – Ai can has som mor?
Oliver Twist kitteh tugs on Ur heartstringz
Hao kin yew haz moar if yew hazzint had enny in teh nawt-sekkud playse?
kitty ez hungered?
Oh hai!! Wii haz mennee noobeez hoo fownding us ober deh hollandaise….so i b riting dis tu welkum wun adn awl tu ower wundermouse playgrownd….Dis fabulouz plais haz only wun rule: play niec!!
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Cheezland b majiklol!!! Deh fudz haz no kalreez and deh drinkez haz no alkeehawl!! Adn ebbreewun kin sing and danz most beeyootimouslee!! Adn u kin dew eennneeefing u kin imagining!! (Wunst I randed awl deh way tu deh norf pole adn kissinged a pololar bare!!)
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Dere b a linkee tu deh lolspeek wiki rite under deh pitcher at deh tawp uv deh paige tu halping u unnerstanding us. it b labulled “learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of the intertubes” Wunst deher, teh glossary b on deh upper left uv deh paige.
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If u b wanting a pritty avatar, oar tu making ur name a link tu ur profile, oar uzzer stuff, I haz halperz fur u at
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz
It awlso beez telling u bowt deh Cheezpeepz Map adn how tu gitting a marker uv ur berry own on deh map!!
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Noaw, kum wif mii tu deh ty booteek adn wee will get ebbreewun a welkuming prezzee. Mai pal Gibbocat runz deh booteek adn it b stawkt wif deh most dee liteful fingz. Dere b deh silkee tyz wif kittehz on dem uv korse, fur deh peepz hoo haz tyz fur deh furstest commint. And dere b silk kitteh skarvz, adn bobblol hedded kittehz and kitteh faised lawleepopz, and Cheezland sno-globez, and Cheezpeepz Map blankeez, adn kitteh joolreez, adn kitteh windchimez, adn kitteh wevvervanez and kitteh hot wadder bottlolz ….. deh mind just bogglolz at awll deh fingz in heer. y dere eben b fingz fur deh goggee luverz adn pinny gig fansyerz, tu!! I eben saw a sum coktail glassez wif parrotz etchinged on dem.
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Adn u duzn’t haz tu habbing a ty tu kumming heer. Gibbo sez ebreewun b welkum enneetime.
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**handz eech noobee a CHRG(wdoi) tu help kuntrol deh Splortz**
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Dere awlso b a lounge heer so wii kin habbing deh refreshingmentz and relaxing.
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**Handz deh noobeez eech a hot mug o koko wif wippee kreme adn deh chokklit sprinklolz adn nommablol candy kanez fur stirringz **
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Cheez!!
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**Setz owt tray wif deh pot uv koko adn awl deh fixxinz fur ebbreewun.**
*luks hoapfuls*
candeeKaenz?
*stands in lyne, luks hopeful too* Hot kok? Wippee kreme?
*haz an imbarrist*
That wuz sposed to be
*turns brite red*
hot koko!
*gigglol* *snerk* *guffaw!*
I guess we awl sillybrayts the hollydays in . . . um . . . owr own festive way.
*chortle* *runsawayfast*
I did
Feelthy mind? Moi? Muwhahahahahaaa
Mii 2!
*fans selb wif fan borrowed frum rhsb yesterday*
LOLsssss….. all teh way to teh NB.
*puts hed down, slinks away to teh NB*
*Tentativelee holdz owt kandee kane twardz deh ten drillz
*bustlez arownd arraynjing kumfee chayrz, floofing pillowz
*adn handing owt Floofee Cheezpeepz Map blankeez tu wun and awl.
*Pokes fyre, sparkz flying up deh chimblee.
*Andz nuzzer log, moar sparkz flying up deh chimblee.
*sigh*
Itz so comfy heer! Reminds me uv a Gordon Lightfoot song.
“Teh lamp is burning low upon my table top. Teh snow is sawftly falling.”
*feels snug, settles in and watches teh sparks flying*
Song for a Winter’s Night, curtesy uv Sarah McLachlan:
*fyer flikkerz adn blazez britelee.
If u wanting sumfing tu nom, deh tee trolly b up deh fred a wayz. I’ll flag it down wen it kumz bai. Wud u lik a buk tu reed?
Wii haz
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Agatha Christi bukz
Bridgez uv Madison Cownty
Catz
D………
Drew, Nancy teh hole seereaz
East uf Eden
Fawxfire vol 1 tu 4
Great Gatsby
H…
Hunny Bunch (ennewun else reed dese buks?)
Italian fur Beginners
Jughed n Archie comix
K…
Kolour of Magicks
Lordz of the Ringz (or fliez iffen you prefur)
My faire kitteh
N….
No Tyme for heros
OZ teh wizzard of
Paytuns Place
Quixote, Don
R…
Katherine Kurts buks
Lemmingy Snickett
Madelyn L’Engle buks
Notebooks
O…
Once an eaglol
Pirates doan chanj diapurrs
Quincy Jones
Romeow adn Juloliet
S…
Oprah buk klub bukz
Potter, Harry
Quite a few others wif cubburz misingz
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U minded me uf teh sawng
♪♫
Put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tyre.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you’re leaving me.
We kud mebbe haz teh hawt vanillol, azwell? Itz teh yummeh.
Pikked up sum Godiva Milk Choklit Caramel Liqueur & sum original Godiva Choklit Liqueur & sum Creme de Cacao & sum Absolut Vanillol (awlreddee had teh Godiva Wite Choklit Liqueur). Mmmmmm.
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Ai maded choklit martoonies on Gnu Yeerz Eeb & thot uv awl uv yew az ai got a bit buzzed.
CweenMJ…whut a mahvelous wai tu welkum gnu frenz! Yu are teh ebber grashus hostiss…mai hats off two yu.
*handz COL hur hat bak
U mite want it tu keeping ur hed warm.
Duz yoo notiss whutz missing frum this pikshor, hmm?
Mah breffast! Teh dish uv gushyfuds shuld be rite heer, between mah liddel paws.
I yam wayting . . . payshuntlee.
*drums paws litely on tabul*
*drums paws lowder on tabul*
MER-ROWWWWWWWWWLLLL!L!!!!
Yer definishun uv “payshuntlee” *may* vary.
payshuntlee meens teh pointee endz nawt owt yet.
*snerk*
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“yet”
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
Kitteh will get teh big stik owt inna minnit an bash hoomin onna swede, juss like Simon’s cat, hoo I reely fink is based awn mah Hazel
Any tiem is nom nom tiem 4 teh kittehs~!!!
This happened to me this morning. Except via dive bombing my head x2.
Yew shud alwaze lissen to da tummi, tummi is alwaze rite.
Tis troo!
Mai tummi sez boooorigmeeeeeehoph wen iz hongree.
Silly hongree kitteh.
Teh clock doan say wut time it iz.
Yew hab tew luk at it.
ohai ebberywun! ai haz mist ebberywun sooo much! ai haz teh ICHC withdrawalz!!
but shee sez iz getting teh fixed. Sorree KK! Mayke shure u getz teh kyoot tall builder guyz to come fix it. 
we still has NINE DAYZ to go inna noozeeland befoar ai gets bak hoam! izza looooong trip. But we iz habbing teh fun, eksept ai has a cold.
wuz sew much teh fun meeting up wiv KimKiwi inna Dooon-Eden! We can haz cheezburgerz foar lunch anna nyse tyme for Noo Yeerz Eve. Ai wuz sorree to leeve teh cheezfren! wuz full of win an awsum an nyse.
Oh, an we BORKED HUR WALL wiv teh campervan!!
We can haz a pikshur onna KK’s profyle — tayke a luuk at mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3000691. Ai will be putting up moar pikshurs onna travel blog an will rite teh storee uv teh cheezmeet in lolspeek, if ai can get DH too let mee….
ai try as linkee:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3000691
O hai, Tessm! Glad u is havening teh funs. We miss u too. Was it hard learning how to read and rite upside down?
{{{{{tessm}}}}}
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kungratz on deh Most Nawt-Norferlee Cheezmeet!! Glad tu heering u b habbing deh funz! Y4 u bork deh wall??? did it jumping owt in frunt uv deh van??? Ebil wall. Datz wut I think.
Iz veddy ebil warl to get in wae of teh campie vann. Iz groundeded nao.
{{{{{tessm and DH}}}}} Iz yew gettid to teh Coromandel yets?
Ohai, tessm! Ai happeh yu habing teh funs!
*wanners in an collapsis*
Hoam frum nawt-sekkund day uv DrTinyVet Assistint skools, ai iz it!
Wornd owt, but luking foarward tu next 8 munfs, ai iz tohse, tu!
Ai spended menny munnies awn buks, an wun be bowt sayflee restraining kittehs an goggies an pinneygigs. *luks innysint* Ennywun needing tu borrowing taht wun?
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Ai iz berry shai persun, but ebrywun kep being so kwiet, so ai pretendid tehy waz nu cheezfrenz an waz nyse tu tehm, an tehy waz frenlee bak. Iz cupple peeps, ai nawt shur whai tehm taking program coz tehy nawt seem to LYK aminlolz much. *shrug* Most peeps seem teh nyse, tho! Stoodints whu startid in Setembrrrr waz tehre tu helping wif showing us a-rownd, an tehm brotted hamstur an chinchillillilla an 2 ratties, tehm waz awl so berry cyoot ai awlmost splortid!
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Teh Dr TinyVet whu be in charj, her said, when we being at hoomane sosietee, we iz nawt suppost tu rush fru casis, we spost tu go slow n taek teh tiems an nawt just luk fur teh helf problemz but awlso, tu be luving tehm an maeking tehm teh happier kittehs an goggies if we can. An her sayz, we be importint part uv HS, coz we be sumtiems teh nawt-sekkund peeps tu spending tiem wif teh aminlols aftur tehm coming tehre. *stands up prowdlee* Being tehre nawt just gud fur us tu lern, but iz gud fur teh aminlols tu.
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Ai haz such a eggsited! Ai nawt can wait til we reellee starts tu lerning teh stuffs! (Weeelll… nawt so much teh “careers an ethics” an teh mafs an teh “pewter litera-sea” classes… but teh uvver wuns!)
Datz bery egg-citeing, Prysma! Ai haz a happitayl fur yew! Plus itz sew niec to seein yew bak heer — yew wuz mist!
Ai haz a big happeh ai heer tu be sharing being happeh wif mai frenz. {{{NS}}} Iz eben beddererer tahn being happeh aloan!
Congarats, P-K!!! Iz sooo happy fur you, to be finding nu career and helpping animalols at teh sayme time. Iz nawt eezy, will be hard to see sum sad fings, aifinko, but yu will do so muches good and mayke so much joy and happyness fur teh animalols and thayr peeps.
*salutes P-K and bows to her respekfully.*
*then offers her a big bowl ov whippeee cream*
*and icey cream to go wif it.*
Yay, icey creem an whippee creem! Yu shaers wif me?
Ai knowing will be sum sad fings, but iz nuffing in lyf wif no sad fings unless it nawt matturing tu yu at awl, an iz sad tu spend hole lyf awn taht, aifinkso. So, ai takes teh sad, an gibs teh luvs, an see what coming. {{{{{booklion}}}}}
{{{{{{{PK}}}}}}}
U be doin teh gud thing!!
Put ur feets up now, and has some applol caek, and a nise glass uv wine if u wants!
Mmmm, wine fur tu relaks, an applol caek will be wunnermus dezert aftur mai peetza inna uvin. Fud iz full uv win an awsum, yep yep!
Ai hoping iz gud fing, an ryte fing. Ai finking mebbe ai maekd gud choyse, tho! {{{{{{leeza}}}}}}
wow! dats vewwy impressuv! I iz so happitail dat such
kind peoplol & cheezfrens help da animlols at the HS.
Iz gud partnurship, aifinkso… vet assistant n vet tech stoodints getting teh hands-awn praktisings, an teh HS getting us tu helping wif teh poor aminlols wif no furebber hoams yet. Teh kittehs an goggies getting teh eggstra luvs. Iz win-win-win awl arownd!
PK, ai has a prowd fur u. Iz nawt eezy starting noo career. My sisteh adn her hubby boff did it – she becaym 2nd grayd teecher adn hez nao a lolyer. Boff needed to go bak tu skool adn taek tests adn evreefing, but nao dere mush happier tu be doing wut dey lieks tu du. So hang in dere adn soon yull be makin lotsa poor littul animlols hab bettur lifes, adn urseff tu. Yay!
Ai haz a happee tayl fur U PK.
[b]Iz cupple peeps, ai nawt shur whai tehm taking program coz tehy nawt seem to LYK aminlolz much[/b] mebbee them haz tu du teh ‘munitee serbice inna HS cause they was nawt nice to teh animlols. If so Ai hoeps U can chanj thems attytudes.
Iz a collij program, tehm haz tu paying teh munnies an munnies tu go… oar mebbe parints paying teh munnies, dunno. Hyoomins confuzzle me much moar tehn kittehs duz. Mebbe tehm lerns tu preeshiate aminlols, tho, taht wud be a gud fing.
Ai finked uv yu when ai saw teh cyoot ratties.
Ai haz a happeh fur yur sisteh an hur hubbeh. Iz hard but iz wurf it, aifinkso! Ai nawt gunna get lawts uv munnies fur trai tu helping kittehs, but will getz purrs, an taht being gud tu!
Yayyyyyy!! {{{{Prysma-kitteh}}}}}
Dat is full ob win an ossim .
Fankyoo so mutches for doin tihs wunnerful fing. All teh kreachures will be so lubbed an caered for. I has a sniffle an a leeky iye ..
ooooo, mebbee yule becoam da Merry Can “james herriot”? i lubs doze buks n tbshows.
Hyooj YIPPEEs fur yu, PK! Sownds liek yu bees hassin beriberi xsitin dae. An ur Dr. TinyVet teechur sownds beri wys. Ai noes yu wil bees gibbon awl teh liddul aminlols beri mush lubs, an eben bees gibbon sum tu ur fello stoodints. Ai du teh Dans Ob Joi in ur onner!
*dansdansdans twerlee*
*dansdansdans skippitee*
*dansdansdans tappiteetappiteetap*
*twerlee skippitee dansdansdans*
*trais tu dansing wif nicewitch, but collapsis back intu chare tu watching*
*apple-sauce apple-sauce!*
Ai finking teh teechurs being gud peeps, an ai agreeing teh Dr TinyVet being berry wys. Ai hopes teh felo stoodints felt a lil bedderer when ai sayd “ohai!” tu tehm. Haz defnitlee beend an eggsiting day!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{PK}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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Welkum tu deh lounge.
*sets PK in wun uv deh cumfy chairz up close tu deh fyre.
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U just sitting and relaxing.
*gibz PK a nice sheezpeepz map blankee tu snugglol in.
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Don’t lift a finner. u just rest after deh long and eggsiteing day.
*Handz hur a steemy cuppa koko wif mushmellowz and a kandy kane.
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I b so prowd uv u!!! U haz started a hole noo life!! canb skeery, but u dueing just fine. I noez dat u will halping lotza aminlolz.
Fankies soooo much, yur majestee! *snugglols daon in blankkit an luks intu fyr* *sturs koko wif kandeekane* *sipsip*
Tehm say ohai bak, an neggst fing yu knowing, iz conbersashun braking owt!
Yu knowing, when ai sawd all tehse peeps, awl being berry kwiet, an most uv tehm luking berry yung, an sum luking berry nerbus, ai finked tu maisef, “Tehse be kidna lyk cheezpeeps, tehm heer tu lern bowt aminlols so problee tehm luvs teh aminlols. What wud teh cween duing wif firtee shai aminlol-luving peeps? Her wud saying, ‘ohai!’ tu peeps!” So ai sayd ohai eben tho ai iz shai peep.
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Ai nawt knowing hao menny aminlols ai will be halping, but ebry wun ai help being wun moar, an fur taht wun, iz berry importint. So, ai haz gud motivashuns tu duing gud in skool! An ai knowing eggzaktlee where tu coming when iz skeery! {{{{{{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}}}}
U dun so gud saying oh hai tu braking deh iec!!
u makingz mii prowd tu kawling u mai fren. {{{{PK}}}}
Congrats to yoo, prysma-kitteh! Is wunnerful whut yor doing. We ar so prowd uv yoo!
*puffs owt orinj chest fuzz, luks prowd*
prysma-kitteh!! i iz so prowd ob yoo for takin classes an starting a noo kareer to hlep teh aminlols!! taht will be a wundrus gud fing for yoo and yor fambly an for teh aminlolz yoo help!! dis iz very eggsiting, an i iz sending yoo lots ob gud luk to do well in yor klasses an find a gud job yoo will be liking!!
{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}
He has a rumbly in his tumbly awwww
Ai haz a sad fur teh President Bush. Willie, himz kitteh uf 18 yeers crossed ovur teh bridj dis weekend.
is berry sad. she was a beutimous black kitteh
Iz alwais sad wen a kitteh mush kross teh bridj……
My cat does this. She’s working on destroying my shoes right now. -_-; -goes to stop teh kitteh-
And I obeys mah tummy!
Pah! 5:42 am? That’s second breakfast for my kittehs.
remembers dis NE 1?
We are here on the beach
Where a giant shark has
Just eaten a girl swimmer
Well, Mr. Jaws, how was it
‘Dynomite’
And what did she say
When you grabbed her
‘Please, Mr., please’
I know sharks are stupid
But what did you think when
You took that first bite
‘How sweet it is’
Mr. Jaws, before you
Swim out to sea
Have you anything else to say
‘Why can’t we be friends
Why can’t we be friends’
With me now is the local sheriff
Sheriff Brody, the shark
Wll be back for lunch
What do you intend to do
‘Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight’
Just arriving is
Oceanographer Matt Hooper
Sir, if someone is
Attacked by a shark
What should they do
‘Do the hustle’
We are going aboard the
Fishing boat of Captain Quint
Captain, will you be able
To catch this giant shark
‘I will, I will, I will’
Thank you, captain, captain
‘I will, I will, I will’
Captain, captain
When you catch
One of these sharks
What do you feel like
‘Like a Rhinestone Cowboy’
We’ve just sighted
The shark again
He’s coming straight for us
Captain Quint is shouting
Something at him
‘Get you, baby
One of these nights’
Hey, Jaws, the captain says
He’s going to catch you
What do you think of that
‘Jive talkin’
Uh-oh, here he comes again
They’ve hit him
Mr. Jaws, why doesn’t
Anything seem to hurt you
‘Big boys don’t cry
Big boys don’t cry’
He’s coming
Right onto the boat
Mr. Jaws, why are
You grabbing my hand
‘Wouldn’t you give
Your hand to a friend’
No, wait, Mr. Jaws
That’s not the way this
Record is supposed to end
Help, help (glub, glub)
Wuz maeded when teh nawt sekkund Jaws mobie wuz plaiing inna theatres.
Ah, Dis happehned wif mah cat dustee. aht fo in the moning, she statrs moewing, and mewing, and meowing ova and ova an dova agin.
nao mah dad feeds her in da mornin.