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‘Scuze me, pleeze.. Where de baffroom?”
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corncatsholaces on teh nawt second! I has hot choclit and cupcakes for sillybrashuns if you wants.
Thx, Hawt ennyfing wud be berry walkum we aer nawt yoozed to it stayin belo freezin awl dai heer!
yea it’s colder than normal here two
SPLORT!!1!
*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite oranj duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on rhsb*
*carefullee lifts up catslave wrapped inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, catslave here beh sum choklit martoonie an nummy chokit brownies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
SPLORT 2!!! Theez blue kittehs ar TU QTE fur mii!
Pinky pnkee toe padz!! wif pointy endz eg stended!!
an such a sewiius/wowwied eggspeshun!!
ssoooooo cccuuuttteee!
wiv fums!
*SPLORT*
*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez dard purplol duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on Ambercat*
*carefullee lifts up Ambercat, wrapps her inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, Ambercat, here beh sum hawt choklit an nummy cinominomin bread, fresh baked and still warm. Dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Hawt Chokklit!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm cinnamomomomomom bred!
But, but, but hoo’s is tihs skweekee kleen brayn? Carnt be myn!
wall, ai did gib up awn kleenin rhsb’s…
oh ambercat, ai founded tidmum’s lost earring lol……. link down toward bottom of fred………jus as funnee tewdai!!
teh cweens suggestion to use google advanced search… ai put in tidmum, earring, garnet, ICHC… and der it wuz!!
dat cween, she’s a wonder!!
**looks at pinkee toe padz an overall kitteh floof**
SPLORT!
Oh noes! Nawt rhsb, tew!
*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*gives up…figures rhsb will just spend moar thyme inna NB*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite purplol duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on rhsb*
*carefullee lifts up rhsb, wrapps her inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, Ambercat, here beh sum margareeetahs an nummy chokit brownies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
Dat shud beh:
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Here, rhsb, here beh sum margareeetahs an nummy chokit brownies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
SCUUUUUSE MEEEEEEE!!!
*luks around for sweetpea*
Ai needz da lidder bockz NAO!
Ohai, Old Lurker!
Lawng tyem no see! Hao u doin?
i gotta pee so bad i can taste it!
Mai teef aer floatin
Mai eyz ar turnin yellah!
My loonie bun is fine.
Techur! Ai can haz bafrum pass? Plz?
concatulashuns anni onna tawp spot. U duin bery gud despite frozen pingers.
Thx, Ai aer warin sum fingerless glubs. Dat halps a bit!
Kitteh lukin fur teh baffroom?
Him wants a baff?
O’Tay…
*runs wadder fur kitteh baff*
Oh noes!! *kitteh runs away wif kwikness*
B careful wat u wishes fur.
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Liek dey sai, wen Ceiling Cat wants to punish us, we gets zactly wat we wishes fur.
Anom tu dat!! Kitteh nawt specific enuff, aifinkso!
wise wurds, dere, Romeow.
We finkso we r sooooo smart. sigh.
Okay, teh dizzees seem to has eased up, so I gonna go take shower nao.
Bebbeh HappyCat sez: I can has Jr. Cheezeburger?
* spots new ring on finger *
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Hey! Where did you get THAT from? huh?
O hai, Mick. Ur hangover is finally un-hanged?
U like teh ring? *shows off sparkly ring* I getted it teh other week. Is has teh vry speshul significants, too.
*wanders off in a daze*
HA! I’ve had this hangover for 30 years, love! No chance of it going away anytime soon!
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Where’s that horrible little rat of yours gone to anyway? He scampered off earlier today and gave a big long note to read out… It was sooo embarrasing!
Liek W C Fieldcat said…
I feels teh sorry fur peeps dat doan dwink.
Wen dey wake ups in teh morning,
dats teh bestest dat dey r gonna feel awl dai.
O, well. U knoes how ohai-strung GP is. He has lots on his mind lately what wif teh Big Event and all teh planning and stuffs. He’s gone through a entire case of anti-wrinklol creem this week alreddy!
And here u is looking fresh as a dazee!
Just goez to show, worryin never did anywon any gud.
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Fink maybee I shud ax him to my yoga class? Maybe some deep breething, and relaxifying stretches would halp?
Relaxifying an stretches fur eggstra fleksibilitees myte be berry yoosful fing fur teh pinnygig.
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Did ai say taht owt lowd? Ai haz tu go bais sum gushifuds nao… (it luking cowld owt tehre!)… ai be back laters… oooh, dots!
Oh yeah, he did say something about a big event now you come to mention it… He said he wants me to perform at the party afterwards – any ideas which songs I should do?
I would suggest that this time u does songs u knoes.
*remembers last party where Mick just stood there mute at teh mic*
Actually, mabye u should does that again.
I would pay moneys to see GP trying to get into yoga pants.
Ai wuld pay you monees tu video tapes it!
I wud maek monies bai selling it on teh interwebs.
I would make moneys by providing innerweb access to peeps wanting to see it.
*starts lyn tew beh da nawt sekond tew sea celebrity pinny gig gettin intew yoga stuphs*
*gits in line behind BDM* We jes helpin out da ekonomy…keep dat munees flowin!!
Queues up behind KK4 wit Robert Ripley.
Guud choice, dis is nawt tu be beleevd!
Ai wud maek monees bai bying a printin press; some gud kwollity payper; an som green ink! Juss sayin!
Juss maek shore teh ink iz drie b4 u trie 2 spend it
tehre speeks teh voyse ob egg spear yents!
Annipuss, mebbe if we provide da clothespins, she kin gibs us sum!
Ai had a berry nyoo £20 noet in may wallit an wen Ai gabe it to teh shop gurl, Ai sed “Ai fink teh ink iz drie” an she rubbed her finger ober it an lukked 2 see iffn teh ink had kum off!
Nawt be embarssid Mick! Was surprize appearance fur us! *swoons*
Me too! Although I’m always surprised by my appearance!
How u can be sprized by ur appearance when u spends all ur times in fronta teh meeror?
*wispurrs* Duz he cast a reflection in mirror?
Yes. I think u’re thinking of his colleegue Keith.
Aifinkso yu be rite. Da walkin dead…he be it!
Teh Jr. Cheezburgerz onwee costs fiddy sents.
*hands kitteh a half a money*
*gives haff a smile*
*gives half a darn*
Drinks uh haff-n-haff.
*Darn noa ai gotta pee*
‘Scuze me…
Didz u drinked a haff pint?
U mite spend haff a dai in dere.
Ai haff ‘member drinking lots uh pints
::grabs magazine frum teh ty boo teek::
Oh noes, nawt da magazine!!! *pounds on door* How long yu gonna bee in der?
AI’LL BE RIGHT OWT!
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Lessee here…
Bee
Ee
Ess
Yew
Awr
Ee
Tee
…
R
I
N
K
Hey. Hoo put dat rinkee dink RINK in mai cawmint?
*pounds on door agin* Wat, is yoo doin a crossword puzzlol in der?
Uh cruddy commerical?!?
::hops in time masheen and crashes threw baffroom door after hearing there iz pie instead of Ovaltine:
*in hur mental slowness, kk4 forgets to move from door* CRASH!! *na66 tramplols kk4 who is unner door* *kk4 gits up, luuks like pancake* Kewl, now ai kin ware mai skinny jeans!
Doh! Swry ’bout dat KK4.
Did yew hear?
THERE’S PIE!
Did yew lose weight?
::grabs KK4 and runs toward pie::
::KK4 flapping behind NC66::
::ponders the irony of pancaked KK4 flapping liek herz name wuz Jack::
Ai gots Jacked up!!
*SNERK*
oh noes, oh noes
*KK4 haz been hi-jacked!!*
oh teh huge manateeee
**sumwun cawl 9elebenteeee**
o-my!
I dint realize pi wud cause such a commoshun!
*is afraid to menshun teh whippy creem*
hmmmmmmm mite be gud distrakshun fur teh hi-jackeee… gib it a trai!!!
*SQUEEEEEE*
WHIPPY CREEM!
::NC goez owtta hiz mind::
::whips arownd and arownd::
::ponders hoa many pi’s awr in the sircawmfrance ob teh circles he’s makin’::
*takes owt protraktor* *Duz da maf* *realizes hur nawt guud at maff* *takes out red pen, uses protraktor tu draw pretty desines*
lissen here yung man!
u wants pi?
then be nise boi and lets go of teh kk, k?
Then u can has all teh pi u wants. And whippy creem too.
thaaaat’s rite. niiiiice and easy…
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KK u alrite??
Fanks leeza! *staggurs tu feet* *leers at boi walkin away in tite jeans*
::Screeches to uh halt::
::owtta bref::
*HUFF PUFF…WHEEZ…GULP*
::Luks arownd fur yung man, shrugs::
::Lets go ob KK4, extends bof hands::
PIE?
::nod nod nod nod::
::KK4 gentlee floats tew ground liek Forest Gump feather::
*kk4 takes na66 hands tu goes tu pi stand* *kk4 eets pi, den hur nawt flat pankake no mores* PING!!! Look out peeps, mai button jes flyd off!! Oh noes, look out, ai tells yu!
——-ZING!——–
*duks outta teh way justintime*
pew pew pew, rikoshay rabbit!!!
——-KERPING!——-
::button reekohshays past NC66::
::face full ob pie, duzn’t flinch::
::nails justintimberlake in the forehed::
::shrugs::
*nom nom nom nom*
Pulls leeza unner tablol fur saftee. Lookat dat, iz flyin an rikashayin awl obber da place! *hands leeza a pink hardhat, puts one on tu*
ooh fanks, I liek teh pink!
maybe we cud put some of teh googly eyed stikkers on them tu!
Oohhh shiney!
**chases afta buttun wif qwikness**
::affur having consumed fill ob pies::
::wanders awf inna sugar coma::
Gawts chores tew dew.
C-ya cheezpeeps.
buh bai………….fanks fur teh ennertainmints!!
Leeza, dis funneh…mai husbin hot tar roofer, an wen sumone forgets tu bring der hardhat from home, dey makes dem ware pink ones….all day….wif a bunch ub gnarly lookin roofers…wen he tells meh dat, ai iz crakkin up!
ai bets dems rilly tryin tew member der hats!!
Roy sez dat dey nawt usally furgets moar den once. Dey gets a hole day wif da pink hardhat, an ebbryone gibs dem hard tiem. Da fings he tells meh dat dey sez tu eachudder up der, weh would be soooo fired if we talk liek dat at work tu peeps!
Jkitty, ai lefted yu commint down der bout catmandu…did yu see?
ai haz tired eyes…….dint see it…….gos n luks
oh mai CC, dats hi larry us!!!
**cue teh spooky moosick!!**
Wuz da weerd…yu gonna trys tu take nap today?
probly……. wen kitty settles down… first up then snooz then cryin then snoozin… poor fing!
i got her a liddel pot ob fresh catnip……dat gets a liddel int’rest out ob her!!!
dat is teh funneh, KK!
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{{{mamakitty}}}
give hur scmoo for me, JK.
haff pint = pi ?
Mmmmm… pi.
nt
::Comes crashing owt ob teh baffroom::
Did sumwun say pie?
Bebbeh LCB sez: oooooh shineeee! WANT!!!
Reech owt and tuch,
sumbuddy’s paw,
maek dis whirled a bettah place,
sais mah Maw.
*sways along wit Romeow*
holds up lighter an sways……………..
Meech out and dutch
dumbody’s and
bake dis murla bedda pace
ip doo tan
(i knows, im dating maisef)
Bukweet Sings!!! SNL ref FTW!!!!!!!
Ooo, ooo, I know da anser, teecher!
I know the captol of Napal…
It’s Catmando!
Correct! High five.
Bery guud, pepe!! Dat’s wat naybor calls mai husbin, cuz he crazy cat man!
Nawt vry nyce naybor.
Iz awl in guud fun, her sez it in nice way! Iz hur nikname fur husbin, cuz he feeds all da stray kittehs, an ebben feeds da skunks!
at leest nawt cawlin him Catmandon’t….
Or Catman Corruthers!
Ok, Jkitty, dis jes weerd. Ai in votin pages, an sees dis lol made by, CatManDont. Ai swares!!
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http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3014909
Poalyte Liddill Gray
Fuzzee Lump needz prybissee.
Wayr beez prybissee?
Liddill Gray Fuzzee
Lump Kitteh willz cawz ‘Sploart!”z if
nawt hydez ryte awayz
Liddill Gray Fuzzee
Lump Kitteh willz taykz dat chanss.
‘Sploart!’z arz nawt himz fawwltz
Jack.
Win!
heerz teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehmz burfdays today!! an to Smacky an Tidmum, hooz burfdays are today!! also, if yor burfday is today an yoo are not on my list, let us kno!
i haz bringed delishun hommaed burfday caeks in yor favrite flavrs, i skreem, fizzyfrooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on tehm, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, ittybitty sekirt diyareez, sekrit de-koder rings so yoo kan rite in kodes in yor sekrit diyareez, kandeez, an puffy pololar ber stikker wif googly eyes!! an a swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor wishes com troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжжж٭٭****
TIDMUM! Happy birfday!
*gets baker who is alreddy working on one speshul caek to make a extry-speshul one for tidmum, in teh shape of a fob watch*
ohai Tidmum (wen yew see dis) ai haz founded teh lol wen yew lorst yer garnet earrings n had a few beers an hadda go potty an wuz teh funnyyyyyy
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/30/funny-pictures-i-has-a-nap-in-yer-undepants/?cp=all
Oh mai! I wuz pikkled wuzzent I? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
{{{{{{Jamamamakitty}}}}}}
….arghhhhh the Dorr is lokked. Sum wun in there…. legses crossed…hurrrrrrryy uuuup!!!……dansdansdanseeeeeeep!!! need a weewee!!!*……..
Thankyou Jamamamakitty, You sertininly maded me laff tewnite!
Whut a grate Birfday surprize
*Runs wif a kwikness to Litterbox*
oh wuz teh funniest ebber!! ai shur miss yew playin here
I will try and be here maor. I has missed it, an mah cheezfrenz too .
Why Fankyew LCB. Now, dat luks gud enuff to eet
It no has a seekrit assplodin alrm or nuffin, duz it? Huh? …
i neerly asploded the stoopy alarm on Mr T.M’s Mobile fone this mornin! Set for deff oclock inna mornin!
Still, I has had a nice, extry long day, enjoyin lurkin an seein frens an fambly.
oooh, sowds liek a gud birfdai dai to mii, Tidmum!
Has yoo had ur birfdai caek IRL yet? Donut forgetting to maek a wish!
HAPPEH BIRFDAI!!!!!11!
Fanks 4.5
I’z had cake an Kitty shaped chokklits and nommy fings.
I has a biiig tired, so I puttin awn mah gnu pJ’s (wiv kittehs awn) an goin to bed.
Nitey nite
Nitey-nite, Tidmum. Schweet dreems!
Nite,nite Tidmum sleep tite (but nawt too tite, Ai hoep!)
pooey! I mist Tidmum too!
*hopes she goes back and sees teh prezzies and caek on teh m-a-s-s-a-g-e lol*
Ai did
Hugs an schmoos Leeza-b
Fankyoo I has a blushie face now, see..
Fanks birfday fairy!! *grabs secret decoder ring goody bag* Now mai itty bitty secrets be safe!!
Fankyoo Burfday Fairy *Hugs*
Ohhh Party bags!!! Whoohoo!!!!
bout time yew gotz here, birfdai girl!!!
I knows!!! Loads ob bissiters, includin liddle bebbeh an Had to take Mum n Dad to Hospital; tewday
They bofe has Chest infekshuns an Mum felled over an Dad is not well enuff to drive….
Bizzee bizzeee, but happitayl
Seventh!
Heez gotta gooo!
I’m doing a big lol with peoples favorite things about ICHC, so tell me what your favorite thing/lol is and you could end up on my big lol!
pi fites!
pInkee pinkee toe padz!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!♥!
Nite watchman stories.
Gib meh 1 gud reezun why ai shuld tell yew where teh baffroom iz.
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Ai’ll gib yew five.
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Doez awr gud reezuns.
Linus and Lucy ref, FTW
Teacher, where’s mah fwends?
**runs into room, sweatin**
LADIES of Cheezland! I jest heard teh most awesum song! Wii will be addin it to teh NB rotayshun asap.
Iz “This Boy’s Fire” by Santana & Jennifer Lopez. (Teh way I fownded it iz awn my noo cd dat has Santana & Chad Kroeger awn it. ) IT EVEN MENSHUNS FYRETRUKS!
Heer’s teh yoo toob: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51NuWuC0q3M
ROFL
YES It’s J.Lo *****
Ai lubs meh sum Carlos, oh yea…
Me too, KK.
Here’s the song that I love so much.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7amYNaPTRI
I can’t stand to look at Chad Kroeger (from Nickelback), but I love his singing voice. Something about the skratchyness of it.
Oh, ai reely likes dat one!! Iz on youtube faves now. Ai agrees bout da Chad..(dat’s mai sons name tu) ai wuz lissnin tu him, but eyes on Carlos! Gud song.
oooooh rhsb, I loves that one!
(not sew muchuva JLo fan, sry)
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Wot CD is this from, d’you know?
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My favrit NB song is teh one from Spiderman (Hero)
In case anyone hasn’t herd it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAtblBTkTHY
I’m not much of a JLo fan either, but I like that song.
The name of this cd is “Ultimate Santana” but is not the “Ultimate Santana” with the person holding the dove. This one has alot of “guest” singers on it, including Chad Kroeger, Rob Thomas, Tina Turner, JLo and others I’m not sure I’ve heard of.
It also has “Why Don’t You and I” (a recent favorite of mine) by Alex Bond of The Calling on it. The version with Chad Kroger on it is the “Shaman” cd.
Oh, wats da one wif Tina Turner?
“The Game of Love”. Haven’t listened to it yet.
Leeza – when you rote NB I immediately thought Nawty Barn, and not Nickelback! LOL
Speaking of which, the Dark Horse cd by Nickelback has some good Nawty Barn Songs on it! “Next Go Round” is good, but I’m NOT posting the lyrics or the link here. You can go look it up yourselves. Oh, and Tracks 1 & 9 are good too (Not even writing the name of those)!
u know, I did get a NickelBack CD a few years ago, and I was disamapointed in it… I THINK it was The Long Road. Ackshully don’t even have it anymores.
That’s funny. I just bought The Long Road this past Friday, with some munnies I’d gotten foar Krissmiss!
It has “Figured You Out” and “Feeling Way Too D@mn Good” onnit.
My taste in music is so varied.
For example: Last night, when driving to meet my friend for dinner, I was singing with my Pam Tillis cd. On the way home, it was Nickelback.
Well I said he had a lot of potential
He was only misunderstood
You know he didn’t really mean to treat me so bad
He wanted to be good
And I swore one day I would tame him
Even though he loved to run hog wild
Just call me Cleopatra everybody, ’cause I’m the Queen of Denial
I fink Feeling Way Too D@mn Good mite have been the reason I buyed it. Can’t really remember… but it was one of those rare occashuns when I bot a CD based on one song I lieked a lot. But then teh rest of teh CD didn’t seem to have teh same flavr as teh song I bot it for.
and I has that wide rangin taste too.
one minnit, classikal.. anotter, rock…
I bought their “Dark Horse” cd for “Gotta Be Somebody” but have grown to like the rest of the songs onnit too.
I will has to check it out!
Teh grate thing about Amazon.. most of teh CDs now, u can listen to a short clip uv each song. I luv that.
Waow! Ai did nawt noes dat!
or yew can jus buy one song…. fur yer i-pod or whatebber
i-pod? Whuzzat?
(Ai am sumfing ob a luddite…)
DK! I keep missing u today!
ohai lil sqwirrlee buddee!
Is ur haus awl kleen n tidee, yung ladee?
Mien isn’t! Lol!
ha! u know teh answer to that!!
… teh empty one!
ONE room is…
did u make it out to see Saxon?
Ai got teh lazees
Poor Saxon.
‘K. Going to kleen kitchen naow. Srsly!
*airkiss*
Hey, btw, wai yu swettin? Was yu dansin in yur unnerwares cuz yu gots hous tu self?
I’ll nebber tell.
Ah needs a hall pass, plzkthx
wher da lil kitteh room be? *looks around*
KYOOT!!!
Lol, where do they find these?
OMG!!!! SOOOOO ADORABLE!!!!! WHERE DO THE PPLE GET THESE!!!!
LOL SOOO CUTE!!!!
THAT HAS GOT 2 BE ONE OF THE CUTEST PICTURES I HAVE EVER SEEN! Is the cat yours or did you get it off the website or…?
awesome
WHERE ON EARTH IS DA BAFFROOM? AAAGGGHHHH TO LAAAATE! *SPLORT* ahhh, dats better.
well, you take a LEFT AT THE CORNER. . then a right. . . then keep going straight. and also, clean that up!
Cuuuute <3
Original LOL:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2864165
i love monopoly!
well it goes like this
there once was a dog and an old lady
the dog said
gosh you sting go and have a shower so she went home and had a shower and came back to see the dog
and the dog said
you smell even worse plus whats that brown thing on your foot?
and the lady realised it was the dogs poooooo so she spent the arfter noon chasing the dog until the dog got tired and she caught him and ate him for dinner
the end!
i dont even know how to play monopoly