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i killified it fur u
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It’s berry dedd
Woohoo – we has a ty! D’yu fink teh ty-booteek has som furrk kitteh hotwotterbottuls? Ai is flippin freeeeeezin!
Ai haz a hotwatterbottul stuffed in teh bakk uv mai trowzerz. Iffn Ai cid tyep wiv glubz awn Ai wud!
Mined u, Ai wudn’t maek mennee moar mistooks dan Ai awlreddee do!
Conga ratz, anni and Amber!
Letz Conga tu deh ty boo teek!!
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*gitz in line wif deh ratz — altho i duzn’t haz deh cyoot owtfit!
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wun, tow, free, KIK!
wun, two, free, KIK!
Wun, tow, free, kik!!
Yay tew anni an Amber fur teh ty!
*joins cween inna conga liin tu teh tybooteek!*
*kickkickkick* OWCHIE!
Oops, sry cween! Was I spossed tu kick siedwais instead?
If ai trais taht, it wud be, wun, tu, free, trip… coordinayshun, ai haz it nawt so much.
Iffn Ai tried, mai walkin stikk wud be in teh wai!
But dis b Cheezland, not Reel Life. …. u kin joyning us wif noe ill effectz….
Wun, toe , free, KIK!! (sidewardz plz)
wun, tow, free, KIK!!
Wun, tow free, KIK!!
O.K. Iz spider!
Scaree!!
run for life!!!
Der. Happee naow?
(or iginal iz wun ob mai favorites)
Spydur iz histry. Creme an wyte kittoon iz verii big, brayv, an hansum! MAI HIIROW!
Yu mai pet an prayse an gimme treets nao.
bot I thot teh spider WAS teh treet?
arnt u gonna eet it now?
ohai leeza! didja see teh messaj ai lefted fur yu? didja? didja? didja? huh?
*Pounces on deh Guinness Piggeh*
OH Hai!!!
LOOKIT! Lookit at dese wrinklols!
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* shows wrinklols *
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aifinkso iffn ai sea an otter lol oar commint abowt… yu nose whut… ai wheel nawt plai wib yu guys no moar…
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Uh huh, yesh. Yu wheel juss has tu put up wib Mick insted. Is taht whut yu want? issit? huh?
You is having a pre-nuptual nervous, aifinkso.
Otay! tahts eet!
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* scampers off inna huff *
* gets shoved in *
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Hey! What’s goin’ on?
ohai Mick, where’d GP go??
plz bring hims back….
*sad fase*
Ohai Mick. GP keeps sai-in dat yew beh marryin LCB, butt (hehehe) we awl noes it be GP pinny gig dat beh marryin her, an his denials beh de nerbus befor da wedding… kan yew send him back heer?
Iz taht huff being enbironmintallee frenlee an fyool-effishunt?
I read that at not-second as “fool efficient”. Which, in this case, may not be far from the truth…
*runs in an pownses on Maus*
Maus!! I heard itz ur burfdai in a weeek weeek weeek!
U gonna be abailabul for a partee on teh 12 EST lol that day??
We’z plannin somethin speshul….
*Grumbleihatebirthdaysmumble*
I’ll be around. Please don’t make a fuss.
obut Maus!
how cud we not?
*frets*
dis not liek IRL birfdai… u duzn’t age here!
and only gets stuffs u liek!
*Sigh*
Don’t fret. I’ll be here.
Now go look at the lol I made you.
well we dont wanna make u unhappee…
How bout this: no big pre-event annownsmints, but we that knows will show up at teh appointed time and gives u some birfdai wishez? and maybe a prezent or 2?
Teh lol is teh WIN!
I alreddy saw it an comminted on it!
*is honorized that Maus maded a lol for hur*
Don’t mind me. You guys go do your usual bang-up job. It will be interesting to be the recipient for a change, instead of a co-conspirator…
okays then!
Don’t worrie.. we’ll make shur that it iz teh
tasteetastefull cellabrashun… teh way onlee we can do.Don wurrie, Maus. I haz a birfdai comin up too!
Which meens ai awlso has a name change comin up.
mii tew! an ai fink rhsb duz tew…birfdais, ai meen – nawt nayme chanj
aawww – GP, come bakk! wii wuz jest habbing teh fun wif yew!! ai haz tew sai, ai haz nebber lol’d sew much az ai hab teh past few dais wen peeps weer tawkin bowt teh weddin
Dawn’t leev ina huff. Wee canz call you a taxi, Nsted.
Taxi, muss be Xcited about — wii knoaw whut!
*pownsis awn teh pinnygig, nawt stop in tiem when teh cween powns tu, an aksidentlee pownsis bof*
Oh, hai PK — haz u seen dis pitchrer uv LCB?? don showing it tu GP, tho. Bad luk u noesz.
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3030794
ATTN! Pleese tu nawt bees showin dis tu GP!
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Speekin ob teh tybooteek anna wedding, Ai has a kwestshun.
Ar teh GP an LCB registereded at teh tybooteek fur teh wedding prezzies? Haz dey pickted owt a china pattern? Silberwares? Towels?
Desyne uv teh reestraynts tu keeping GP frum running awf? Will want tehm tu match, uv corse.
Otay, ai kno ai haz nawt been heer mush cauz uv teh hollydaze butt ai fink ai missed sumfing beeg. GP an LCB r gittin hitched? duzzent that biolate teh boss/flunkee code?
u gotta see GPz wedding annowncmint
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http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/01/funny-pictures-kitteh-is-callin-u-at-2-am/#comment-548047
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adn further hilarityz
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http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/01/funny-pictures-bein-ur-excuse/#comment-548302
Cween? yu still bees owttheer? Sry Ai kikeded yu wen we waz dansdansdansin.
Wil yu bees sew kyind az tu bee ansiring a kwestshon fir mii aniwais?
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Awn 1-1 GP sayz: * will hab tu maek nowsmint abowt REEL ebent tomorrow *.
Didz GP does taht? Iz der a sew-kalled REEL ebent? (Ai suspeks dat dis sew-kalled REEL ebent iz jus a ploy, tu thros us awf teh cent!)
noes teasel, tehre IS a real event!
Teh Cheezland Safari Park grand opening!
I sees if I can find teh last lol he maded an announsemint on.
Here it iz:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/03/funny-pictures-load-90-complete/#comment-550133
Fanks, leeza! Ai dunno how Ai mist dat! Ai hadz lotz ob katchin up tu dew an tired tu reed awl teh commints on awl teh LOLs Ai had mist, but faileded, obveeouly.
Tew bads wii dontz hab a mewspaper in Cheezland, sew teh importtint mews cud bes posted…lik teh asploding tomahto soops, an teh wedding nownsmints, an teh upcoming festibbities ob many sorts–The Maus’s birfday, teh date an tiems ob teh SP grand opening, xsetera, xsetera…..
sry i wuzn’t heer tu anser, but i see Leez tookted keer uv u. itz sew nice dat peepz heer takez keer uv ee chudderz…. Thankz Leeza!!
Schmooz tu bof uv u!!
An schmoozies tu yew an Leeza, too!
oh, twas nuffin! ♥ to u too!
but teh mewspaper, thatz a grate idea!
not shure how we cud make it happen… but it wud be grate!
Deres mani cheezpeeps owt der wai smarter dan mii; mebbe wun ob does peoples cud cum up wif sumthin!
(in mai RL, beefour AI retireded, I wud beez da wun hoo wud haz teh idees, den Aid rite teh specs an teh prowgramers wud haz tu maek et werkz. Pour prowgramers, Ai hadz teh eazy job.)
Oooh, she luk lublee!
Now I will place it with the others I put outside your bedroom door… You’re welcome…
wot, my shoo’s not gud enuf for u?
Hey! I made you a lol: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3030797
My nawt-secund kitteh useded to kill bugs in teh nite and line them up fer me outside teh bedroom door. I had to praise him an make a big fuss over them.
hay! when did WP hork this up?
sry Maus, WP must have eeted this at furst.
but I did see teh LOL, itz sewww cyoot!
Ai comed owt ob teh bafrum oncet an der waz a skwirlol* rite outsied teh dor!
Tank CC et waz deded! Still skared mii tho! Mai Cotton waz bery prowd ob hersself.
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*et waz nawt Leeza oar ani ob her…tribe?…herd?…flock? Et waz a bad skwirlol dat hadz been steelin teh nutz frum teh teh udder skwirlols sew et waz a puplik serbise. Srsly. Cotton wud nawt lie tew mii bout dat.
She cotteded a skwirrl? Taht being preddy impressiv catch fur kitteh. Of corse her was prowd! *applauds Cotton’s hunting skills an publik serbisness attytood*
*Cotton taks ah bow*
*pokes Cotton, wispers sai fank yu!*
Meow me, p-k
*bery gud*
Yesh, Ai waz impressed tew! Specialy since der be trees an fencez awl ober fur teh skwirrl tew use fur ascape. Ai tink maibee teh udder skwirrls gotted tewgether an helped Cotton killify teh mobster in der midst!
*has a horrificee*
nooooooooooeeeesssss!
When uzzin Vido disappeard we always NOO that something wazn’t rite!!
And, I thot Cotton wuz a monkey!
Nononono! Wazn’t yur cuzzin! Waz sumwun elses cuzzin Vido! An aniwai, AI iz sure yew waz in teh bunch ob skwirrls dat helped Cotton! rly!
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Wy yew tink Cotton wuz a monkey?
old old old tv show…
anybody wanna guess?
Ai hadda goes luk onna innertubes! Liddle Rascalz!
Cotton waz Stymie’s brudder IRL.
*Cotton haz nao turneded bak intew a kitteh*
lolz!
I don’t reallly remember much about teh LR, but for some reason that episode, and teh one wif teh rocket launcher, those stik in my hed!
mai Dragon kitteh has brot us skwirls, bunnehs, snakes, and manee difrunt kynds uf rodints and birds fank CC he iz barn kitteh…ai’d rather fynd awl teh ded bodies owt on teh sydewalk, nawt in teh howse
and owr Casey kitteh, hoo dis apeerd last summer, yused tew stalk teh deer wen they came in teh yard, and teh kanada gooses wen tehy wuld land in teh pond – ai don no wut he thot he wuld dew wif wun if he cot wun
My, Dragon kitty issa gud hunter, sabin yew frum awl sorts ob skary fings! (Cept fur teh birdies…Ai wishes Cotton wud leab teh birdies alone, but she is mainly an indor kitteh, sew doesn’t git too mani)
tew gud – ai hayte awl teh bodies him leeves mii. but, on teh otter hand, ai don hab tew werrie abowt teh mauses eetin mai horse feed
Yay! a ty fur top spot! Wut u gvuize wanna do to sillybrate? (I is typinvg wif a splint on mah finvgert, so mah lolspeak is lollier den usual).
Thx fur teh congrats. Split awn finger sowndz paneful an muss maek tyepin berry hard!
*whispurrs* anni, yew suppsed tew sai “Ai mint tew dew dat!”
Mai trubbul iz dat Ai aer 2 onnist!
Ai am teh mitey hunter! rarrwwrrr!!
teh feersum
plastikpoysunus spyder put up a terriblol fite butt (hee hee) ai preevailed!*Suddenly, the turribul spydur comes to life agin!*
Yipez!!! runzawayberyberryfast!!!
O NOES! Iz teh zomby spaidre!
EEP! *launchez strait up inna air*
Fangs yew, brabe kitteh!
Berry brabe! Ai knowing ai wud be skeerded uv a spydur taht big!
Oh hai!!
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Wii haz mennee noobeez hoo fownding us ober deh hollandaise….so i b riting dis tu welkum wun adn awl tu ower wundermouse playgrownd….Dis fabulouz plais haz only wun rule: play niec!!
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Cheezland b majiklol!!! Deh fudz haz no kalreez and deh drinkez haz no alkeehawl!! Adn ebbreewun kin sing and danz most beeyootimouslee!! Adn u kin dew eennneeefing u kin imagining!! (Wunst I randed awl deh way tu deh norf pole adn kissinged a pololar bare!!)
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Dere b a linkee tu deh lolspeek wiki rite under deh pitcher at deh tawp uv deh paige tu halping u unnerstanding us. it b labulled “learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of the intertubes” Wunst deher, teh glossary b on deh upper left uv deh paige.
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If u b wanting a pritty avatar, oar tu making ur name a link tu ur profile, oar uzzer stuff, I haz halperz fur u at
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz
It awlso beez telling u bowt deh Cheezpeepz Map adn how tu gitting a marker uv ur berry own on deh map!!
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Noaw, kum wif mii tu deh ty booteek adn wee will get ebbreewun a welkuming prezzee. Mai pal Gibbocat runz deh booteek adn it b stawkt wif deh most dee liteful fingz. Dere b deh silkee tyz wif kittehz on dem uv korse, fur deh peepz hoo haz tyz fur deh furstest commint. And dere b silk kitteh skarvz, adn bobblol hedded kittehz and kitteh faised lawleepopz, and Cheezland sno-globez, and Cheezpeepz Map blankeez, adn kitteh joolreez, adn kitteh windchimez, adn kitteh wevvervanez and kitteh hot wadder bottlolz ….. deh mind just bogglolz at awll deh fingz in heer. y dere eben b fingz fur deh goggee luverz adn pinny gig fansyerz, tu!! I eben saw a sum coktail glassez wif parrotz etchinged on dem.
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Adn u duzn’t haz tu habbing a ty tu kumming heer. Gibbo sez ebreewun b welkum enneetime.
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**handz eech noobee a CHRG(wdoi) tu help kuntrol deh Splortz**
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Dere awlso b a lounge heer so wii kin habbing deh refreshingmentz and relaxing.
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**Handz deh noobeez eech a hot mug o koko wif wippee kreme adn deh chokklit sprinklolz adn nommablol candy kanez fur stirringz **
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Cheez!!
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**Setz owt tray wif deh pot uv koko adn awl deh fixxinz fur ebbreewun.**
koko! yummie! ai haz sum applol walnut spyce bred that wud go luvvley wif koko! wud aneewun lyke a slyce?
Oh, thankeez, BF!!! Itz delish!!! Just rite fur a wintery sunday morning / afternoon / ebening.
Spiders? Yipe yipe yipe! (Runs away)
Dat’s nuffin!
My Josie wunse killded an brought me teh bafftub stopper!
donut underestimate teh danger of teh bafftub stoppers!!
dat’s wot keeps teh watters in teh tub for teh baff!
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how is u today red?
Hur wuz sew prowd of hurself, too. I had to keep frum laffin as I praysed hur.
Ohai, Leeza.
I’m doin gud. Got lotsa sleep, which wuz gud, sinse I nawt sleeped sew gud teh nite befoar. It wuz DEEP sleepin, too, cuz nuffin woked me up, an I sleeps lyk ded woman.
Gots berry liddlol planned today. Need to strip bed an warsh sheets, but dats basikally it. Wut abowt u.
wot about me? haha!
I dunno… wot I plan and wot I ackshully do never seems to be teh same thing anymores!
Itz my last day of vacashun.. *sigh* and I really shud try to get teh howse straightened up…. we’ll see wot happenz!
*snerks*
Oh, remind me to nawt drink margajareetas an watch u kleen howse agin. U remememembur wut happened teh last tyme, rite?
**hassa ponder**
On sekkund thot, nebbermind!
*drawing a blank*
my terribul memmorie, let me show u it!
KK and I were in recliners and drinking margajareetas, watching you clean your baffroom. Teh nexst thing I kno, I wake up in teh NB, warin a shirt I nawt rekognize, an NOBODY will tell me wat happened!
**will hasta go luuk an find it nao**
ooohh.. dat’s sounding familyar!!
**comes bak grumblolin**
I no kin find it.
Wunner if teh cheezes kin put a “search by author” opshun awn heer? Dat way, I cud jes luuk at teh lols I commented awn.
Also, teh calolendar iz gone!
I hatez dat deh calendar b gone. I kumplained abowt it, but awl dey sed wuz “we’ll tell Cheez.”
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u kin uze google tu searching…..
go tu deh
http://www.google.com/advanced_search?hl=en
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den put in ur name, adn az mennee uzzer werdz as u noe wuz sed , and an exact phrase, if u membering wun and
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den put icanhascheezburger.com in deh space dat sez “Search within a site or domain:”
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Den klikking on “Date, usage rights, numeric range, and more” and filling owt enneefing dere dat helpz narrowing it down.
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it not b purrfekt, but it due b usefullz.
Oh, fanks, cween! U is fulla awesum an win!
I will try dat!
Aifinks it was sum time in da summeh, rhsb, but nawt remembers wen…
u knows wot I misses?
Teh ‘latest lol’ opshun.
I roted teh cheeses when it furst disamappeard, but they never responded.
*sigh*
leeza: ai starting teh skool tumorro (eek! tumorro!!!! CC, let me hab maed gud choyse…). Ai shud be duing teh howsewurk tuday, but uvver tehn essenchul laundrees an a trip owt inna cowld tu get gushifud fur kittehs, ai knowing berry well taht teh howsewurk will nawt happen. Oh well… say la vee, ai spends teh tiems riting an being wif frenz an snorling kittehs insted.
Teh howse, ai gibs up awn it.
awlso, snorguling kittehs… nawt shur hao tehm feels abowt snorling…
oh prysma, I wish I cud but I iz just not teh type to give up!!
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R u all exxsited about teh skool?
Iz u taking a full load or goin part time?
Iz teh full-tiem. Wun affurnoon a week at hoomane sosietee fur hands-awn “Canine Feline Handling Lab”, an teh rest in teh collij. I haz an eggsited an a nerbus an a “what teh heck am ai DUING?” an sum uvver stuffs tu. Ai reelee reelee wants tu be wurking wif kittehs an uvver aminlols, but will ai du gud in skool, will ai finding job aftur taht ai happeh wif… awl teh usooal stuffs when committid tu hyooj lyf chanjis!
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Nawt fink uv it as gibing up, fink uv it as ree-aranjing pryoritees!
I haz egg sited fur u tu, PK!!!! Think uv awl deh funz and usefull thinkgz u will lerning…. adn deh gud peepz u will meeting!!! it will being so awsum!!!
{{{BDM, leeza, an teh cween}}} Fankies!
Ai just gawts tu keeping teh hungree, hungree kittehs in gushifuds whyle at skool… iz gud fing ai can come partee heer fur free!
Srsly, if mai “imployur” nawt had skrooed up, ai wud be back being medikul sekritaree in horse-piddle bai nao an nawt go tu skool. (Ai wud be owing less munnies tu baryous playses, awlso, but iz nuvver mattur.) Sinse tehy skrooed up, an ai hadeded no job, an cud nawt finding job wifowt moobing, ai takes a chanse awn sumfing taht importint tu me an ai wud ravver duing. Sooooo… we see what happins, ai gess! But ai still habing a big big nerbus!
Iz nrml tu haz deh big nerbuz wen u takez deh big step…. But wunst u start u will lukking bak adn say tu sef: “sef, y wuz i nerbuz uv dis?”
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B shur tu kum bak heer tomorrow nite and telling us awl bowt it!!!
Yu wil bees duin jus wunnerfulniss, kos yu bees duin wut bees teh rite fing in ur hart! An wen yu bees reddee, teh rite jawb foar yu will bees teh reddee tu – yule cee.
Is beriberi portint dat yu taek caer ob ursefl, an du awl teh gud fings foar teh fizzikul-moshunul-spurtchual helfs – wukin at teh hoomane sosietee bees beri rewardin, kan awlso bees beri hard an draynin sumtiems. Luk afftur ursefl tu keeps ursefl strawng in awl teh waes yu needs tu bees.
Ai spect wii awl bees waetin tumawro tu heer abowt ur furst dae. Yu wil hab awl owr gud thots wif yu awl dae lawng!
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Fanks sooo much fur putting up wif me habing teh nerbusnesses, an fur teh reeshuransis! Ai tells ebrywun ebryfing tumorro nite, ai promisses! An ai gunna duing mai best tu luking after me — fur wun fing, ai nawt gunna disapeer frum heer again, n laffing be eggsalad therapees! Must remembur, tho, du nawty bring moar kittehs hoam frum HS…
PK, ai haz an egg sighted fur yew! Yew will beh da awesum! Remember, yew haz as much rite tew beh dere as N E buddee!
Vijjillunt hunturr
keepz badz, weerdz, skayree feengeez
away frum Hewminz
Moast badz, weerdz. skayree
feengeez Kitteh duz nawt grawk.
Killz demz enneewayz!
Vijjillunt hunturr
shooz knoez dat Prittee Wun’z shooz
nawt beez sktratcheengz poastz!
Jack.
FTW – ai grawk ur refurins, tho habbin beri hard tiem grawkin ware ai grawkin it frum! Mai middul-ajid memree, lets mi …… nao, wut wuz ai duin??
Robert A Heinlein – Stranger in a Strange Land. U grok? Beri gud buk.
Mai kitteh eetz spiderz. One time a spiderz bit him on teh tung and I had to take him to the vetz. Kitteh didnt lurn hiz lessen. He still eetz spiderz.
Two ub mai kittehs is da grate spider hunters. No spider is safe in mai house, an ai likes it dat ways!
Yez, mai kitteh is veery shai and wimpee, but wen it cums to spiderz, hez feerlezz. Im so prowd of heem. But I wan heem to stai awai frum dos meen hoboe spiderz.
Kleers froat politely
Ai haz qwesshut qurest somfing to git anns R to, plz?
Munz ago, sumwun roat dis below. Menee’s teh teim sumwun wud replai in a nice way to mai commint – so ai noo they liedk it – but not a burger voat in site.
Ai knaot know haow to gibs boats 2 Commentz. — ???
Alot of times, wii gibs owr own burgers — @@@@@.
Dat be wun ub da fings dat got losted when dey moobed tew dis serber. No wai tew gib burgers fur commints.
Deh big Cheezez haz sed dat sumday wii will gitting deh commint burgerz bak….. but dehy have ben goneded a long time….Since March ov last year!!!!!!!!!
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it b so sad wifowt deh comminting burgerz. *sigh*
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Deh hopez fur deh commint burgerz grow dimmer ebberee day.
cealing cat guided da creators to make te interwebs den da website den guide teh creators to make lolcats ALL HAILS CEALING CAT TE KNOWER OV WHAT YOU DO BEHIND DA CLOSED DOR N WHAT YOU DO IN EN OT DOOZ
Anom!
yybhydvnuvjh vhug halp maut isn frezing
sry it fixed
(O) (O)
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-__-__- it a kitteh
halp inter webs freezing saves ur selvs
I seez you down der makin a comment typein ur wurdz i seez you NOMIN near key bored dun get it messy oor its get all sticky
(O)^(O)
* strut pout strut pout strut pout POSE *
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HAALLOO Cheezfrends! Guinness Piggeh can’t be here today; so he asked me to read this out to you all – also he said something about setting the Wolves on anyone who mentions “that thing rhsb made up that has gotten WAY out of hand”; now, he neglected to tell me what that was but the Wolves are nodding along knowingly so I guess you have been warned * shrugs *
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Ok, so without further ado! * puts on Guinness Piggeh mask (available at your local Ty Booteek for only elebenty munnies) *
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Ahem, AHEM! Yu in teh bakk! Yesh YU, plz tu pai tenshun, fankies.
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Step rite up, cheezfrends adn ai shall tell yu a storee ob wundermuss!
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Does yu leik teh wyld animlols?
Does yu liek teh nawt so wyld animlols?
Does yu liek fairgrownd gaymes?
Does yu liek soobeneer stands?
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Iffn yu has sed “Oh yesh yesh yesh!” tu anee of dese adn otter kweshuns, yu is copying meh – plz tu stawp eet * narrows eyes *
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O yesh, nao ai members! Awn Janyooairy 21nd awn teh 4am Cheezthyme LOL – is 5pm TTI thyme adn aifinsko Merica is sumware inbetween – wii can has teh grand opening ob teh nawt sekkund Cheezland Safareh Park? Oh yesh yesh yesh!
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“Wowzers, GP! Taht sownds teh ossim! but but but elebenty munnies tu enter?”
uh huh, yesh. Awl the munnies raysed wheel go tu teh cheezland animlol shelturs tu help keep teh animlols warm adn buy dem gushifuds, krunklifuds adn eben toys!
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“GP, GP, GP!!! Whut kynd ob animlols wheel dere be inna Safareh Park?”
Well, is mostlee sekrit fur nao, but but but awl wheel be teh reveeled soon. Dere wheel, ob corse, be awl yur fayborits adn mebbeh sum surpryses tu!
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“O, GP! Ai has kweshun! Summedy sed dere is no munnies fur teh animlol sheltur adn yu is spending eet awl awn yur wedding tu LCB… Whut yu has tu sai fur yurself, huh?”
* narrows eyes * Otay, ai sais eet WON MOAR THYME fur dose hu is hard ob heering… As mush as LBC is teh grate adn powerfloof adn an egg salad Phlonquer; ai no wants tu marry hur adn she no wants tu marry meh. Otay? Dere is no wedding. Nuh uh. No wais. Nebber. Otay? Cleer? Wii can moobe awn nao? Fankies.
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“but but but ai has brotted a gnu hat adn ebberyfing…”
* narrows eyes sum moar * donut maek me fetch teh angree wolves…
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“Ai wants tu halp teh littlol animlols tu, GP! Ai can has fairgrownd gayme oar sell T-Shurts oar bobblol hedded Hyooge Manatees oar sumfing?”
O yesh yesh yesh! Mai gnu temporaree Phlonquais’ Phlonquais AngelPlume is in charge ob teh fund raysing – plz tu see hurr iffn yu wants tu orgamanise sumfing (iffn she is nawt nomming toona, ob corse!)
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“Deed ai heer sumfing abowt a Cocomonut Shy, GP?”
Oh yesh yesh yesh! Leeza-b/skwirrlgrrl wheel be running teh stand! Plz tu sea hurr fur deetayls ob hao mush munnies eet cowsts, whut yu can yoose tu smush teh cocomonuts wib adn whut yu can win as a pryze!
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Otay, taht is enuff kweshuns fur won dai – moar informayshun wheel follow in teh next phew weeeek weeeek weeeeks!
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Fankies
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* takes off Guinness Piggeh mask *
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Jeepers! Does he talk like that ALL THE TIME??? * strut pout strut pout *
put on teh mask
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i’ve got a luv~ely bunch uv kokonuts
dere dey r standing in a row
big wunz, small wunz, sum az big az ur hed
give ‘em a twist
a flick of the wrist
that’s wut the show man sed.
Anodder kwestshon, mai cween…..iffin Ai mite…..
Ai reeded about GP’s fite wif teh cocomnuts, but missed weer an wy teh manshun ob teh cocoloconuts wz banned. Kin yu halp mii?
I duzn’t member just wair it wuz, but basically:
Leeza had a IRL fite wif a cocoanut trying tu fixing a dessert.
Adn den GP had deh tussle u saw.
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So dey agreed dat dere shudn’t b no maor tawk uv cocoanutz
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…. but den he put deh Cocoanut Shy in deh Safari thing…. adn Leeza b in charge uf it. …*shruggz sholderz* … I think datz wair i got cunfuzzleated maisef…. but mee, i just go wif teh flow…
Fank yu, cween! I thot maibee sumwun else waz owtlawin the cocomuts!
AI promiz no moar kwestshons!
Rly.
At leest nawt tudai.
Unless et iz rly sumfin impourtant.
Srsly.
(BTW, wif awl teh snos an nao awl teh rains an floods, Ai keeps happi tinking bout Spring wen yu wil be baks in Orygun an Ai can bisits yu inna warm deserts!)
fy eyez, teh coconutt rassling I did was on fangs giving eve… did is where my problems started:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/26/funny-pictures-salescat-wont-take-no-for-answer/#comment-511566
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The coconutt shy thing, this was GP’s idea. Inishully I sed no.. I mean, aftur that xperiense can u blame me? But I agreed to halp b/c
1. it benefitz teh shelters
2. I gets to aid and abet and otterwise enjoy teh borking of kwite a few of tehse dangeruss things.
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Dat’s it in a coconutt shell.
Wen Ai waz liddle, ai asked Santa fur a coconut fur Chrissmiss an he brotted mii wun! Ai waz sew eggsitted! Mai Dad opined et fur mii, tho, sew dere waz no epic battle. Ai wud habe shared mai coconut, but Ai eeted it awl!
oh, lissen, getting it open was only haf teh agony.
don’t remember if I tolled the rest here.. but u goes thru all that to get it open, but then getting the ‘meat’ outta teh thing is even wurse!
Teh caek was a hit, but I sees now why people only makes these things for very speshul occasions!
Oar dey dew wot I dooz (cuz mai mom lieks coccnut cream py) an bye teh kind inna package!
Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.
9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.
11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.
14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.17 An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.18 An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good.19 An so teh furth day w00t.
20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.21 An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.22 An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.23 An so teh…fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.
24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.
26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.
27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.
28 An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.
29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.
praize cealing cat
this coment cam from http://WWW.lolcatbible.com genises 1
hallo i dun like talken to mah selves
well buy
*strut strut strut OH NOEZ BASEMENT CAT runs away
Awl praiyse tuu Ceiling Cat; Hims bees teh gratist;
Ai luuves hims lawts!!!!!
*klapps floofee pawses*
Klappitty, Klappitty & Moar Klappitty!!!!
Dat bees teh beriBERI mpressib! Ai bees jusabowt spichliss wiv teh aaaawwwws.
Kewl, ai lubs da lolcat bible project!!
Inneresting projekt. Hab teh bibuls ob ovver relijuns bin transformd intu lolspeek wif Ceiling Cat playing teh rowl ob dere grate hi deeitee?
Teh mayn reezin ai ask iz bekawz ai wud not hab imajind dat kittehs wuk create a relijun fur demselvz dat is anyfing lyk Kristeeanitee. Fur egzampul, ai dont fink dey wurry abowt sayvin dere immortal soles, or iffn somfin dey du is sinfull or not.
Ai fink dere relijun wud be moar lyk mai own, ware dey wud hab a spirichul connekshun wif teh urf Goddess hoo brings growf adn harmonee tu nachur, adn luks ober awl kreechurs wif lub adn support.
Awlso, ai fink ICHC shud nawt be a playse tu promote or argyoo abowt relijun or politiks. Dere’s enuff ob dat IRL. Or wud u lyk me tu kownter wif a prayr tu CC as teh Goddess ritten in lolspeek?
Ceeling Cat libs far abuv, beyond teh starz inna skaiz.
She wachez ober all ob us wiff wyz adn knoing aiz.
She wantz teh best fur eech ob us, but lets us chooz owr wayz.
She lubs us moor den aneefing, eben wen we strayz.
mai pic maed it to homepaeg aginz 2dai! yesserdai too wit hedless cat, oh I has teh happee! mai fot… fotgr… pic taking skillz, let me bask in dem! Never made to homepaeg, and nao I maed it two dais in a row! Helps to have aboy wit such character…givs me lotsa eksllent foto ops!
w00t w00t!!! 2 daze in a row?!?!?!!?!?!? Egg salad!!!!
Eben wun dai inna row wuld be teh eggssellant! Such a purddy boi!
Him a bootimus kitteh! Conga rats awn teh hoem paeg, twice!!!
Hooray fur you an yore pretty kittehs!! Iz awsum tu hab dem bof on da front pages! Ai has a big happy fur you!
I jest fownded owt dat teh parental yoonits has gone owt to lunsch aftur church.
I can has kwiet howse for longer! Plus, I knoes I can go owtside an nawt get “busted”!
bbl
Oh, an iz 1:30 p.m. heer an I still gots awn my pj’s!
I LUBS days lyk dis.
Ai is sew happi fur yu, rhsb. Ai is still in mai pj’s too, but is iz onli 10:30 heer, sew maybe nawt such a biggie deal. Howsumeber, I plans tu remain dis wai awl day! Aftur awl, dese ar mai noo red an gren plaid Crissmiss jammies!
I iz warin my blak an whyte knit sleepin pants an an obersized-whyte mens t-shirt. (I buy tehm in teh packages of 3.)
Now I gotta go take shower an get dressed. No lyke habbin cold wet behind!
**comes bak in, movin sloo an in payne**
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Onoes! Wot bes happening tu yew?
I wented owtside foar siggy an it maded me dizzy.
I fell UP teh stayres!
Oh, an nao my butt iz wet an cold too. Teh rok I sit awn owtside wuz wet from teh rayes wii had last nite.
*horribul Lekchur Troll sneeks in, diguyzid as Nicewitch*
Yu cee?? Ai tolld yu dat wuznt gud foar yu!1!
*runsawaewifatrolliness kos teh reel Nicewitch bees cumin*
Omigudniss, rhsb! Is yu bees hurtid?? Duz yu bees OK? Heer – has sum hawt choklit wif a liddul bits ob rum innit tu taek awae teh cowldniss.
Ai is sew sorry, rhsb. (Ai has tu admint dat Ai laffed jus a liddle tu.)
Ai haz a steepie dribewai, an once Ai went to git the mewspaper an it waz icee but Ai dinna noe dat. Ai slids awl teh wai tu teh bottum an mi butt waz sew cold an wet! Ai hasn’t seed ani bideo ob dat awn Utube yet, tank CC.
(Ai dinna noes yu smoked….mii too, buts inside. Ai kwitted fur four months las yeer, but fell owf da waggin. Plan tu tries agin dis spring. Cannawt dooz et inna winter cuz I haz tu mush SAD goin awn.)
I maked alot of noyse, too. Teh steps is solid oak.
Basically, my foot slipped an I hit my knee/shin on the edge of the tread.
Smokin? yeah, I started again a few months ago. Only about 3/day, tho. Too much stress going on and I picked it back up. I quit 7 years ago. Wus stoopy, I kno. Only y’all and co-workers know I have started up again. I only smoke outside – no houses, no cars, etc.
I finkso I gonna sit tite and wait until the dizzees go away completely before I get in the shower.
Owowow! Poor knee/shin! {{rhsb}}
Ai’z sawry Ai laffed a liddle at yur misfortun!
Yesh, yu needs tew sit down an drinks da hawt choklit wif a liddul
bits ob rum innit dat nicewitch brung tew yu!
Ohai, Teasel! Ai beri sawree tu heer yu is fello-sufurur from SAD. Ai hs teh krawnik depreshuns (wif medikashuns awl teh tiem) dat gets mush wurs inna winturtiem. Dis yeer, ai bees reedin dat lawts ob SAD is frum teh bitimin Dee deefishinsee, kos wii nawt has owr nekkid skins showin tu teh sunshynes (nawt us peepols inna norf, ennewae!). Sow aiz taekin 2000IU ob teh bitimin Dee twyis ebbree dae, awn tawp ob mai yoosyool medikashuns. Ai hoep dat it halps; wii gots free moar munfs ob teh plehplehpleh wintur tu goes. *sigh*
Ai haz teh SAD an kronik deepreshuns, tu. Inna wintur, ai buying teh :daylight” litebulbs, tehy haz diffrint whiteness taht moar lyk daylites, an tehy just being inna grosery stoar, altho lil moar eggspensiv (less eggspensiv tehn litebox!!!). Ai keeping lites awn much as ai can, an trai tu spend lawts uv tiem neer winnows eben awn clowdee dayz. Plus ai drinks lawts uv soya milks (akshullee, teh chokklit maeks gud hawt chokklit inna mikrowaev) wif lawts uv vitamin Dee. Nawt toadal cyure, but leest ai can funkshun an nawt keep fawling asleep six n seben tiems a day, eben wif mai reglar meds, so iz improovmint!
Ohai nicewitch! Yesh, nawt enuf sun (oar nekkid skins) in Orygun ether. Ai haz teh krawnik depreshuns tu wiff teh awl teh tiem medikashuns. Ai haz two full-spectrum lites dat seem tew halp inna winnertiem. An tanks fur teh bitamins Dee suggesshun!!1!! Ai wil bee tryin dat nao, too!
ohai rhsb is it hard libbing with deh parental units
does Uz feel like a teen kitteh again?
Sometymes I do.
Iz hard to libs wif teh parental yoonits aftur u has libbed awn ur own an has had ur freedom foar so long.
Teh PY’s is grate, but iz hard awn teh pride, kwim?
Injeh update
:wuz under deh bed again yesturdai
and dis morning
and eber she has come out herz is biting, chewing an destroying
ebryfing in sight
I guess she still not happeh wid deh moove
Pore Injeh!! iz hard tu b a kitteh sum tiymz!!
Usually herz is beree calm, I callz her mah Buddha kitteh
Id sownds liek she has a angree, foarshur! How she duz reeakt wif catnips? Sum ob myn gets berri mello wif it, an ai yuz it tu gib dem teh warm fuzzee fealins wen day bees nawt happee. Uvver wuns has sumtiems needid tu hab a teeneetinee trankwilyzur frum teh v-e-t foar jus a liddul wyuls.
Pls dew nawt wurri, 2_k! Ai mooved twice wif two ob mi kittehs. Teh furst time, Libby spended at leest 2 weeks unner mi bed an teh udder Kitteh Sarah waz fine, actin like nuthin changed.
Teh next time Ai mooved, Libby waz awl fine, but Sarah waz awl “nawt agin!” an spended 2 weeks unner teh down comforted awn mai bed. The “heat cure” Ai called it.
Ai dided mai best tew maek dem feel at home, an den jus leffted dem alone. Kittehs jus gits ober et in der pwn tiem, afinkso.
U is rite, last time it wuz mah Yogeh kittteh
himz hidey plais was in deh closet
he would go in keep crying
dis time it ar Injeh’s turn
Poor Injeh!
Poor 2_k an famlee!
Has u thot of tryin Rescue Remedy? Iz herbal “happee likwid” foar kittehs. I gibbed it to Josie befoar we flew back home. Teh tranquilizer teh vet gave us didn’t work on the ride to MA, but Rescue Remedy worked GREAT for the flight back home!
Teh Rescue Remedy is grate stufs! Boaf foar teh kittehs an foar teh hyoomins, tu. Ai wunner ware ai puttid myn? *rummijrummijrummij inna boksis*
WOT is rescue remedy???
Would it halp to stop the OLKs from beeting up on Gummi??
http://www.bachflower.com/Rescue_Remedy.htm
I dunno if it wud halp ur OLKs but mebbe nawt hurt to try.
Dis kitteh haz da smuggg!
oar
Dis kitteh saiz: “u wantz me 2 kill dis? u must tink ai be stoppy”.
harumph
Awww….way to go, Mighty Hunter Kitteh~!
i have that spider!!
hahahaha.
Hi Dinozour
Mai kitteh no lyke spydrz. She pounce dam good den squishys and den I roast wif my dwagon breff. Maek crispee spydee. yay!
dont know if anyone else has noticed, but that spider is like the one I got in the beano a while back
your all crazy