Dis is where da rubs go….k
Dis is where da rubs go….k
access 2 rub belleh haz bin granted.
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Aye, there’s teh rub!
free wai tii, LCB, Annipuss, Uniquekitty, CONGA RATZS TUU YUU!!!!!!!!!!!
good wun!
yep. ohai Kaththleen!
Gud wan, lcb! An tihs kitteh biilawngz awn taht syte taht haz kitteh bellehz awnit!
shakespeer kitteh!
Rite heer awn mai belleh
*tikkle belleh, tikkle belleh!!!
b ware uf point ends tho
ai meen POINTEE ends!
Doan wurry – Hims habs glubs on.
he he – ai lubs him glubs!
Oooo meh hed…….
nda teh ress ob meh bodee……..
U need tikkel bellee tuu???
Ai haz teh bernz frum triin tu put owt fyer…………
Watt wuz on fyre, Plasticat?
Plastikat nawt sayin
Furst rub deh wite areaz, den de blak areaz, den all tugedder at wunce,
ohai JAJEH – ai nawt see yew lately, haow b yew?
Fank oo! Aiz bin hiburnating. Awl ai wanna du iz SLEEP! AI gotta go see dem hawsies at RockyHawsie, aifinkso!
Hau u bin, uniquekitty? Ai hopez holly daze were gud fur u!
holly daze wuz kwiet heer – ai haz 2 weeks off werk, don go bak til Fursdai nite. iz been sew kold and grey and snoey owtsyde, ai bin hybernatin tew! jest teh last kupple dais ai bin geddin stuff dun…an haow wuz yer holly daze – did yew come owt uf hybernashun fur them?
Ai mozzlee go inta highbunnashun wen ai awf wurk, so deh howlydaze wur wen ai did mosta mai highbunnashuning. Kittehs join me! Ai be alone, so ai dont celubrate howlydaze mush. Juz daisoffa wurk to enjoy, enjoy! An sleepz……..
SOunz nyce habbin 2 weeks awf wurk, ebben eff u juz wanna lai arounz an tink bout what u shud be duin! Mebbe u ken get outside a liddul. Enjoy yer bakashun!
I wantz to snorgle dat tummah!
gmta!
diz kitteh iz in sereeus need uv a snorgle!
Tummy pats plz! Kthx.
whairs mai snorgle snorkle? Ai’s needs it NAO!!!!
Just mai luck, a splort worthy kitteh appears but ai cannt stai tu play. Gotz tu go tu werk *pleh* in 10 minutes. Ya’ll hab a fun nite!
Kittehs tummeh has own snorgle map.
tummeh iz teh kyoot – ai liek teh kittheh’s fayce, wid teh black nose sir rounded bai wite, and wite wiskers – and ai lubs teh liddle wite mitten paws
haz a picture on meh belly, it bird here and a sun down dar!! iz cute!!
almos luks laik a lil bikini…..
Bikini Kitteh iz ready fur an antomic snorgle.
Duzn’t mind atoll.
*hedesk*
U luk far better in ur binkinee tahn I wud, kitteh!
Floofy bellehs awn kittehs? Kyoot. Awn hoomins? Nawt sew musch.
amen on teh fluffeh hoomins, jus rong.
ow nuttin cud maik u lik fat, kitteh!
Itsee bitsee teenie weenie floofy black n white bikini
Dat she wore fur her hoomin today.
LOL!!!
Diz hole seckshun be berry funnee LOL-makkin.
Taht iz nawt wehre teh ticklolz goez… taht iz wehre teh DZURRBITTZ GOEZ!!!!!
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PTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH!!!!! PTHTH PTHTH PTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH!!!!!
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NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMPTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH!!!!! PTHTH PTHTH PTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH!!!!!
Heer, Ai finks yu need tihs
*hands woozled a snorgle snorkle, form teh ty-booteek*
*GASP*
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Fanks AC!! Ai neeededed taht!
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PTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH!!!!! PTHTH PTHTH PTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH!!!!!
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*snorgle snorkle aowt* NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*snorgle snorkle inn*PTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH!!!!! PTHTH PTHTH PTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH!!!!!
Yew may tihnk taht kitteh wantzes bellie rubz BUT kitteh iz jist lolling yew into fawls cents ob sekuritee.
Pointee endz out in 3…2…1…
O hai, kimkiwi! Does u has pics from ur cheezmeet? Will I has to look at them upside down?
Ohai LCB. Tehre is piktur of me and tessm at teh Noo Yeer’s Eve in Dunedin on mai profiel. Tessm took lotzes of piks (ink looding teh nat sekkund cheezburger of teh cheezmeet) wich seh will postz in dew coorse.
How iz yew?
Oh, I is teh fine, thx. As u can imagine, I is teh vry busy at teh moment. So much to does!
Oyes, yew has teh weddink to orgaminise.
O, noes. That is untrue.
My phlonquais is organizizing that.
*makes not to check wif phlonquais to see if he will has teh landscrapers come by in time*
Ai wissh mai phlonquais wud haev sed “noes, yew stays hoem and ai will go into twerk for yous.” But no. Bad phlonquais. He is prolly a noid taht ai diddernt get him ennyfink for catsmis. And he maeked teh cleening pickseys go on teh striek so ai had to do orl teh pleh haws twerk.
*tihnks taht mebbe is tiem for noo phlonquais. Getz noospappurr to chek teh Phlongquais abailable colim*
*sigh*
It’s soooo troo….’tis a cruel, cruel trap…….
KAFLEEN!!!!
*runs ober to littlol donkee and gievs snorgles*
Happee Noo Yeer.
hi dere
a lil to teh lef…..
lil moar…. lil moar……
lil moar daown….
OH YEEEESH DAT’S IT!!!!
oh yeah…..* eyes rollin in teh bak of teh hed*
k lil moar up.. lil moar…
NAO UR CHASIN IT!!!!
k rite…rite…
Sowns lyk me wen I gettin my bak skratched.
I LUBS to has my bak skratched oar rubbed.
I sware, I must be kitteh in previus lyf, an I wanna be kitteh in nexst lyf!
skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch
skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch
skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch
skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch
skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch
rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub urub rub
rub rub rub brub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub
rub rub rub rub rub rub rub yrub rub rub rub urub rub
Dere – howz dat?
Oooohhh, fankyoo DK!
I goes home wif u so U kin do dat alla tiem?
Shur! Do yoo duz fut rubs?
**finks foar a whiel**
Hmmm…nawt lyk feets berry musch, but hur did gib gud bakrub an bakskritches…
Shure, but deys gotta be freshlee warshed. I nawt touchin teh funkee feets!
LOL Melisa!
Way layte fur this – but MELISSA!! @@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@
Rub-a-dub-dub
Dis kitteh ai lub
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Chores gawt cancelled dew tew teh weather.
Tew mush wind.
In case ink-wirey minds wanted tew noe.
My chores nawt gotted cancelled. Ob coarse, dey is INDOOR chores, tho.
I has happee noos – I can sleeps in KLEEN bed tonite! I warshed eberyfing – mattress pad, sheets, blankee, pillolcases… Teh kwilt prolly get warshed 2morrow.
Izznt laundry day wunnerful? Mai fambilee finks ai’m crazee, but ai jes lub when awl the unmentionablols are neatly fowlded in the drawers (according tew color and style ob course), the towels awl smell fresh, and the linens awr awl crisp awn the bed. Plus, ai git tew pretend like ai’m doin’ chores eben when the machines awr doin’ the wurk. And ai can fold and tawk awn ICHC at the same time.
Yesh, iz gud.
I will hang stuffs awn teh clotheslion wen teh wevvers purty, but sum stuffs nawt gonna go owt dere….
towlols – alwayz dryed inna dryur, cuz I nawt lyk skritchy towlols
unmenshunablols – air-dryed awn dryin rak inna howse, cuz I nawt put dem owt dere foar teh whirled to see
bloo jeens – mostlee dryed awn lion, but fluffed inna dryur
ooh, I lieks teh ruff towls! Those towls that r so sawft, tehy don’t feel liek tehy is soakin up teh waters! pleh
::hands leeza uh Shamwow::
Hi it’s Vince with Shamwow You’ll be sayin wow every time you use this towel It’s like a chamois it’s like a towel it’s like a sponge A regular towel doesn’t work wet – this works wet or dry This is for the house the car the boat the RV Shamwow holds twenty times its weight in liquid Look at this It just does the work Why do you want to work twice as hard? Doesn’t drip doesn’t make a mess you wring it out wash it in the washing machine Made in Germany – you know the Germans always make good stuff You can cut it in half use one as a bath mat drain ya dishes with the other one use one as a towel Olympic divers they use it as a towel Look at that Completely dry Put a wet sweater roll it up it dries your sweaters Here’s some cola…wine…coffee…cola…pet stains Not only is the damage gonna be on top – there’s your mildew That is gonna smell See that The most absorb Were gonna do this in real time Look at this Put it on the spill turn it over Without even putting any pressure fifty percent of the cola right there You follow me camera guy? The other fifty percent the color starts to come up No other towel’s gonna do that It acts like a vacuum And look at this – virtually dry on the bottom See what I’m tellin’ ya? Shamwow You’ll be sayin’ wow every time!
I hassa hint foar u – nawt use fabrick softener onna towlols. Insted, use vinegar an do an extry rinse in cold wattur.
Why? Fabrick softener puts “film” awn clothes to make feel soft, lessenin absorbabilitee of towlols.
Oh I never use fabrik soffener… for xactlee that reason.
Fings just don’t feel cleen to me wif it.
*piks up teh shamwow, luks at it wif a ponder*
Now wut am I sposed to do wif this thing?
Ummm…’sorb…uh…stuff
Baff water, cawpet cola, pie filling
::luks arownd fur halp::
::shrugs:: Ai dunno
::wanders awf wif an embarassed::
Wif deh Shamwow, Leeza kud
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Absorb spilt sody
Buff deh car
Clean deh wudwerk
Dry deh dishez
E……………
*shouts frum the prebius lol*
Eberyfing! (according tew teh Shamwow guy)
*sheesh*
F…
Filet a fish
Grill a steak
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oooopz, rong kamershul.
Floof fuzbuckets
Gentwy move cat hair around
H…
I haz dat feeling two, NC66. Ai lubs it wen de howse is picked up an all deh cloves iz cleen and put away and de sheats iz fresh on bedz, Fresh towlols in de bafroom, all se dishes cleen and put away alsew.
Ai haz been do-ink all dat howzewerk todai, becuz tomorrow kidlets go back to skool, and hubbehcat gets on airplain to have work meetings. Ebbereeuddy hoem for 2 weeks berry plesaunt, but maeks howse a big mess.
mai howse nebber kleen – ai sweer hubbeh follow mii arownd and mess fings up faster than ai kleen dem…him iz prowd uf bein a slob, finks dat iz wut a wyfe iz fur – tew pick up after hym
I eben flipped teh mattress!
My producktibitee, lemme show u it!
a clean house is a happy house. i luv a clean fresh bed!
Un-four-chew-natlee, teh rest of teh room needs a liddlol werk…
uuh! yez! iz troo! feelz gud!
*waves floofy paw*
ohai eberyone!
Was so caught up reading
commints on chores I amost
messed up mine!
Overfilled fountain = soaked kitteh paws
do not want!
datz gud tuu noez NC!
*gibz rubs*
au, u iz a kyoot kitteh
*smoos*
u wannaz cuj libs wif me?
*kitteh noddz*
yai!
*snuglz an rubs*
ohai princess! iz nic tu b c’in u rownd. hao r u?
dewin good, thanx fur asking.
An hoar ar u?
* shares a nice cuppa tea wiff a scone*
*sitz down wif princees mu an A. Scone an haz sum tee, too*
An hao is teh Noo Yeer treeting yoo, dear Princess Mu?
mm daz a gud scone an tee. ai m gud. mmm duz u b makin dis tee and scone??
Sum Hewminz arz hawrd
2 programm correkktlee. Sum
instrukkshunnz needed
Rubbinz arz berree
impoartunt. Akkurrasee
iz moat eessenshull
Rubbinz Spawtz chaynjj wiff
Kitteh’z moodz. Reppittisshun
iz nawt a cawnstunt
Jack.
Ohai Jack. Dat iz a reely gud pome.
Yoo alwaiz duz such a niec job on making a poem dat matches wid deh picshurs.
*beems prowdlee*
Jack iz wun ov ar gratest treshures!!
Kittehs liek tihs hasta cum wif a snorgle snorkle;
Tehre bees noe waiy arownd iyt!!!
Awlsoe, kitteh sez yuu kans rubb hims belleh foar awhyle;
(wen hims geyts tyred ovvit, hims wil leyt yuu knoe:
mebbee ebben wif poiyntee eyndes, iyf nehcissarree!!)
my cat is cuter than this lamo lbr furball