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Ai dun care wut clock sez. Tummy sez iz breakfast tiem!

i maded u brekfast. y cant u do da same?

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This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Sunday, January 4th, 2009 at 10:00 pm.

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  1. nightshayde says:
    January 5, 2009 at 9:00 am

    Nao feeeeeeed meh, Seemoar!

    Reply
  2. sweetpea says:
    January 5, 2009 at 9:00 am

    sekkund brekfast??

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  3. Maus says:
    January 5, 2009 at 9:00 am

    So… GET MY BREAKFAST!!!

    Reply
  4. annipuss says:
    January 5, 2009 at 9:00 am

    So gedowta bed an ficks it

    Reply
  5. gremlin says:
    January 5, 2009 at 9:01 am

    Whut a playntiv liddel fayce!

    OK, peeps, put on yor CHRGs! Stat!

    Reply
  6. skwirrlgrrl says:
    January 5, 2009 at 9:02 am

    and u is LATE!!

    Reply
  7. two_kittehs says:
    January 5, 2009 at 9:02 am

    kitteh alarm clock
    alwaiz wakes U up on time

    Reply
  8. Ambercat says:
    January 5, 2009 at 9:02 am

    Plees, sur – Ai can has som mor?

    Reply
  9. marleyinoc says:
    January 5, 2009 at 9:03 am

    kitty ez hungered?

    Reply
  10. cweenmj says:
    January 5, 2009 at 9:05 am

    Oh hai!! Wii haz mennee noobeez hoo fownding us ober deh hollandaise….so i b riting dis tu welkum wun adn awl tu ower wundermouse playgrownd….Dis fabulouz plais haz only wun rule: play niec!!
    .
    Cheezland b majiklol!!! Deh fudz haz no kalreez and deh drinkez haz no alkeehawl!! Adn ebbreewun kin sing and danz most beeyootimouslee!! Adn u kin dew eennneeefing u kin imagining!! (Wunst I randed awl deh way tu deh norf pole adn kissinged a pololar bare!!)
    .
    Dere b a linkee tu deh lolspeek wiki rite under deh pitcher at deh tawp uv deh paige tu halping u unnerstanding us. it b labulled “learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of the intertubes” Wunst deher, teh glossary b on deh upper left uv deh paige.
    .
    If u b wanting a pritty avatar, oar tu making ur name a link tu ur profile, oar uzzer stuff, I haz halperz fur u at
    cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz
    It awlso beez telling u bowt deh Cheezpeepz Map adn how tu gitting a marker uv ur berry own on deh map!!
    .

    Noaw, kum wif mii tu deh ty booteek adn wee will get ebbreewun a welkuming prezzee. Mai pal Gibbocat runz deh booteek adn it b stawkt wif deh most dee liteful fingz. Dere b deh silkee tyz wif kittehz on dem uv korse, fur deh peepz hoo haz tyz fur deh furstest commint. And dere b silk kitteh skarvz, adn bobblol hedded kittehz and kitteh faised lawleepopz, and Cheezland sno-globez, and Cheezpeepz Map blankeez, adn kitteh joolreez, adn kitteh windchimez, adn kitteh wevvervanez and kitteh hot wadder bottlolz ….. deh mind just bogglolz at awll deh fingz in heer. y dere eben b fingz fur deh goggee luverz adn pinny gig fansyerz, tu!! I eben saw a sum coktail glassez wif parrotz etchinged on dem.
    .
    Adn u duzn’t haz tu habbing a ty tu kumming heer. Gibbo sez ebreewun b welkum enneetime.
    .
    **handz eech noobee a CHRG(wdoi) tu help kuntrol deh Splortz**
    .
    Dere awlso b a lounge heer so wii kin habbing deh refreshingmentz and relaxing.
    .
    **Handz deh noobeez eech a hot mug o koko wif wippee kreme adn deh chokklit sprinklolz adn nommablol candy kanez fur stirringz **
    .
    Cheez!!
    .
    **Setz owt tray wif deh pot uv koko adn awl deh fixxinz fur ebbreewun.**

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  11. gremlin says:
    January 5, 2009 at 9:05 am

    Duz yoo notiss whutz missing frum this pikshor, hmm?

    Mah breffast! Teh dish uv gushyfuds shuld be rite heer, between mah liddel paws.

    I yam wayting . . . payshuntlee.

    *drums paws litely on tabul*
    *drums paws lowder on tabul*

    MER-ROWWWWWWWWWLLLL!L!!!!

    Reply
  12. Cygnia says:
    January 5, 2009 at 9:20 am

    Any tiem is nom nom tiem 4 teh kittehs~!!!

    Reply
  13. Meg says:
    January 5, 2009 at 9:25 am

    This happened to me this morning. Except via dive bombing my head x2.

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  14. blackbellied jack says:
    January 5, 2009 at 9:46 am

    Yew shud alwaze lissen to da tummi, tummi is alwaze rite. :)

    Reply
  15. nativeca66 says:
    January 5, 2009 at 9:53 am

    Silly hongree kitteh.
    Teh clock doan say wut time it iz.
    Yew hab tew luk at it.

    Reply
  16. tessm says:
    January 5, 2009 at 9:59 am

    ohai ebberywun! ai haz mist ebberywun sooo much! ai haz teh ICHC withdrawalz!!
    we still has NINE DAYZ to go inna noozeeland befoar ai gets bak hoam! izza looooong trip. But we iz habbing teh fun, eksept ai has a cold. :(
    wuz sew much teh fun meeting up wiv KimKiwi inna Dooon-Eden! We can haz cheezburgerz foar lunch anna nyse tyme for Noo Yeerz Eve. Ai wuz sorree to leeve teh cheezfren! wuz full of win an awsum an nyse.
    Oh, an we BORKED HUR WALL wiv teh campervan!! :( but shee sez iz getting teh fixed. Sorree KK! Mayke shure u getz teh kyoot tall builder guyz to come fix it. ;)
    We can haz a pikshur onna KK’s profyle — tayke a luuk at mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3000691. Ai will be putting up moar pikshurs onna travel blog an will rite teh storee uv teh cheezmeet in lolspeek, if ai can get DH too let mee…. :)

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  17. prysma-kitteh says:
    January 5, 2009 at 10:58 am

    *wanners in an collapsis*
    Hoam frum nawt-sekkund day uv DrTinyVet Assistint skools, ai iz it!
    Wornd owt, but luking foarward tu next 8 munfs, ai iz tohse, tu!
    Ai spended menny munnies awn buks, an wun be bowt sayflee restraining kittehs an goggies an pinneygigs. *luks innysint* Ennywun needing tu borrowing taht wun?
    .
    Ai iz berry shai persun, but ebrywun kep being so kwiet, so ai pretendid tehy waz nu cheezfrenz an waz nyse tu tehm, an tehy waz frenlee bak. Iz cupple peeps, ai nawt shur whai tehm taking program coz tehy nawt seem to LYK aminlolz much. *shrug* Most peeps seem teh nyse, tho! Stoodints whu startid in Setembrrrr waz tehre tu helping wif showing us a-rownd, an tehm brotted hamstur an chinchillillilla an 2 ratties, tehm waz awl so berry cyoot ai awlmost splortid!
    .
    Teh Dr TinyVet whu be in charj, her said, when we being at hoomane sosietee, we iz nawt suppost tu rush fru casis, we spost tu go slow n taek teh tiems an nawt just luk fur teh helf problemz but awlso, tu be luving tehm an maeking tehm teh happier kittehs an goggies if we can. An her sayz, we be importint part uv HS, coz we be sumtiems teh nawt-sekkund peeps tu spending tiem wif teh aminlols aftur tehm coming tehre. *stands up prowdlee* Being tehre nawt just gud fur us tu lern, but iz gud fur teh aminlols tu.
    .
    Ai haz such a eggsited! Ai nawt can wait til we reellee starts tu lerning teh stuffs! (Weeelll… nawt so much teh “careers an ethics” an teh mafs an teh “pewter litera-sea” classes… but teh uvver wuns!)

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    • nightshayde says:
      January 5, 2009 at 11:11 am

      Datz bery egg-citeing, Prysma! Ai haz a happitayl fur yew! Plus itz sew niec to seein yew bak heer — yew wuz mist!

      Reply
      • prysma-kitteh says:
        January 5, 2009 at 11:23 am

        Ai haz a big happeh ai heer tu be sharing being happeh wif mai frenz. {{{NS}}} Iz eben beddererer tahn being happeh aloan!

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        • booklion says:
          January 5, 2009 at 11:47 am

          Congarats, P-K!!! Iz sooo happy fur you, to be finding nu career and helpping animalols at teh sayme time. Iz nawt eezy, will be hard to see sum sad fings, aifinko, but yu will do so muches good and mayke so much joy and happyness fur teh animalols and thayr peeps.

          *salutes P-K and bows to her respekfully.*
          *then offers her a big bowl ov whippeee cream*
          *and icey cream to go wif it.*

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          • prysma-kitteh says:
            January 5, 2009 at 12:04 pm

            Yay, icey creem an whippee creem! Yu shaers wif me?
            Ai knowing will be sum sad fings, but iz nuffing in lyf wif no sad fings unless it nawt matturing tu yu at awl, an iz sad tu spend hole lyf awn taht, aifinkso. So, ai takes teh sad, an gibs teh luvs, an see what coming. {{{{{booklion}}}}}

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    • skwirrlgrrl says:
      January 5, 2009 at 11:12 am

      {{{{{{{PK}}}}}}}
      U be doin teh gud thing!!
      Put ur feets up now, and has some applol caek, and a nise glass uv wine if u wants!

      Reply
      • prysma-kitteh says:
        January 5, 2009 at 11:31 am

        Mmmm, wine fur tu relaks, an applol caek will be wunnermus dezert aftur mai peetza inna uvin. Fud iz full uv win an awsum, yep yep!
        Ai hoping iz gud fing, an ryte fing. Ai finking mebbe ai maekd gud choyse, tho! {{{{{{leeza}}}}}}

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    • gammacat says:
      January 5, 2009 at 11:14 am

      wow! dats vewwy impressuv! I iz so happitail dat such
      kind peoplol & cheezfrens help da animlols at the HS.

      Reply
      • prysma-kitteh says:
        January 5, 2009 at 11:34 am

        Iz gud partnurship, aifinkso… vet assistant n vet tech stoodints getting teh hands-awn praktisings, an teh HS getting us tu helping wif teh poor aminlols wif no furebber hoams yet. Teh kittehs an goggies getting teh eggstra luvs. Iz win-win-win awl arownd!

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    • AngelPlume says:
      January 5, 2009 at 11:14 am

      PK, ai has a prowd fur u. Iz nawt eezy starting noo career. My sisteh adn her hubby boff did it – she becaym 2nd grayd teecher adn hez nao a lolyer. Boff needed to go bak tu skool adn taek tests adn evreefing, but nao dere mush happier tu be doing wut dey lieks tu du. So hang in dere adn soon yull be makin lotsa poor littul animlols hab bettur lifes, adn urseff tu. Yay!

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      • West River rat says:
        January 5, 2009 at 11:23 am

        Ai haz a happee tayl fur U PK.

        [b]Iz cupple peeps, ai nawt shur whai tehm taking program coz tehy nawt seem to LYK aminlolz much[/b] mebbee them haz tu du teh ‘munitee serbice inna HS cause they was nawt nice to teh animlols. If so Ai hoeps U can chanj thems attytudes.

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        • prysma-kitteh says:
          January 5, 2009 at 11:41 am

          Iz a collij program, tehm haz tu paying teh munnies an munnies tu go… oar mebbe parints paying teh munnies, dunno. Hyoomins confuzzle me much moar tehn kittehs duz. Mebbe tehm lerns tu preeshiate aminlols, tho, taht wud be a gud fing.
          Ai finked uv yu when ai saw teh cyoot ratties. :D

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      • prysma-kitteh says:
        January 5, 2009 at 11:39 am

        Ai haz a happeh fur yur sisteh an hur hubbeh. Iz hard but iz wurf it, aifinkso! Ai nawt gunna get lawts uv munnies fur trai tu helping kittehs, but will getz purrs, an taht being gud tu!

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    • tidmum says:
      January 5, 2009 at 11:17 am

      Yayyyyyy!! {{{{Prysma-kitteh}}}}}
      Dat is full ob win an ossim .
      Fankyoo so mutches for doin tihs wunnerful fing. All teh kreachures will be so lubbed an caered for. I has a sniffle an a leeky iye .. :smile:

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      • prysma-kitteh says:
        January 5, 2009 at 11:47 am

        :D When ai waz luking fur jobs, ai sed tu self, “What yu being gud at?” an self ayd, “Riting teh lawng storees an luving teh kittehs an teh lil furreh fings uv uvver sorts.” An yu spost tu go wif what yu gud at, ryte?” *giglol* Ai wants it tu be tiem tu go tu HS an start cuddling furrehs nao, but iz ebry sekund week awn Munday an waz nawt tuday coz uv teh dis-oree-entashuns, an uver groop going neggst week, so gots tu wayt tu 19th. *powt*

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    • nicewitch says:
      January 5, 2009 at 11:20 am

      Hyooj YIPPEEs fur yu, PK! Sownds liek yu bees hassin beriberi xsitin dae. An ur Dr. TinyVet teechur sownds beri wys. Ai noes yu wil bees gibbon awl teh liddul aminlols beri mush lubs, an eben bees gibbon sum tu ur fello stoodints. Ai du teh Dans Ob Joi in ur onner!

      *dansdansdans twerlee*
      *dansdansdans skippitee*
      *dansdansdans tappiteetappiteetap*
      *twerlee skippitee dansdansdans*

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      • prysma-kitteh says:
        January 5, 2009 at 11:51 am

        *trais tu dansing wif nicewitch, but collapsis back intu chare tu watching*
        *apple-sauce apple-sauce!*
        Ai finking teh teechurs being gud peeps, an ai agreeing teh Dr TinyVet being berry wys. Ai hopes teh felo stoodints felt a lil bedderer when ai sayd “ohai!” tu tehm. Haz defnitlee beend an eggsiting day!!!

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    • cweenmj says:
      January 5, 2009 at 11:39 am

      {{{{{{{{{{{{{PK}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
      .
      Welkum tu deh lounge.
      *sets PK in wun uv deh cumfy chairz up close tu deh fyre.
      .

      U just sitting and relaxing.
      *gibz PK a nice sheezpeepz map blankee tu snugglol in.
      .
      Don’t lift a finner. u just rest after deh long and eggsiteing day.
      *Handz hur a steemy cuppa koko wif mushmellowz and a kandy kane.
      .
      I b so prowd uv u!!! U haz started a hole noo life!! canb skeery, but u dueing just fine. I noez dat u will halping lotza aminlolz.

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      • prysma-kitteh says:
        January 5, 2009 at 12:00 pm

        Fankies soooo much, yur majestee! *snugglols daon in blankkit an luks intu fyr* *sturs koko wif kandeekane* *sipsip*
        Yu knowing, when ai sawd all tehse peeps, awl being berry kwiet, an most uv tehm luking berry yung, an sum luking berry nerbus, ai finked tu maisef, “Tehse be kidna lyk cheezpeeps, tehm heer tu lern bowt aminlols so problee tehm luvs teh aminlols. What wud teh cween duing wif firtee shai aminlol-luving peeps? Her wud saying, ‘ohai!’ tu peeps!” So ai sayd ohai eben tho ai iz shai peep. :D Tehm say ohai bak, an neggst fing yu knowing, iz conbersashun braking owt!
        .
        Ai nawt knowing hao menny aminlols ai will be halping, but ebry wun ai help being wun moar, an fur taht wun, iz berry importint. So, ai haz gud motivashuns tu duing gud in skool! An ai knowing eggzaktlee where tu coming when iz skeery! {{{{{{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}}}}

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    • lunarmommy says:
      January 5, 2009 at 4:32 pm

      prysma-kitteh!! i iz so prowd ob yoo for takin classes an starting a noo kareer to hlep teh aminlols!! taht will be a wundrus gud fing for yoo and yor fambly an for teh aminlolz yoo help!! dis iz very eggsiting, an i iz sending yoo lots ob gud luk to do well in yor klasses an find a gud job yoo will be liking!!
      {{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}

      Reply
  18. Julie says:
    January 5, 2009 at 11:21 am

    He has a rumbly in his tumbly awwww

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  19. West River rat says:
    January 5, 2009 at 11:29 am

    Ai haz a sad fur teh President Bush. Willie, himz kitteh uf 18 yeers crossed ovur teh bridj dis weekend.

    Reply
  20. Bonnie says:
    January 5, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    My cat does this. She’s working on destroying my shoes right now. -_-; -goes to stop teh kitteh-

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  21. D.R. says:
    January 5, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    And I obeys mah tummy!

    Reply
  22. zyna_kitteh says:
    January 5, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    Pah! 5:42 am? That’s second breakfast for my kittehs.

    Reply
  23. West River rat says:
    January 5, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    remembers dis NE 1?

    We are here on the beach
    Where a giant shark has
    Just eaten a girl swimmer
    Well, Mr. Jaws, how was it

    ‘Dynomite’

    And what did she say
    When you grabbed her

    ‘Please, Mr., please’

    I know sharks are stupid
    But what did you think when
    You took that first bite

    ‘How sweet it is’

    Mr. Jaws, before you
    Swim out to sea
    Have you anything else to say

    ‘Why can’t we be friends
    Why can’t we be friends’

    With me now is the local sheriff
    Sheriff Brody, the shark
    Wll be back for lunch
    What do you intend to do

    ‘Do a little dance
    Make a little love
    Get down tonight’

    Just arriving is
    Oceanographer Matt Hooper
    Sir, if someone is
    Attacked by a shark
    What should they do

    ‘Do the hustle’

    We are going aboard the
    Fishing boat of Captain Quint
    Captain, will you be able
    To catch this giant shark

    ‘I will, I will, I will’

    Thank you, captain, captain

    ‘I will, I will, I will’

    Captain, captain

    When you catch
    One of these sharks
    What do you feel like

    ‘Like a Rhinestone Cowboy’

    We’ve just sighted
    The shark again
    He’s coming straight for us
    Captain Quint is shouting
    Something at him

    ‘Get you, baby
    One of these nights’

    Hey, Jaws, the captain says
    He’s going to catch you
    What do you think of that

    ‘Jive talkin’

    Uh-oh, here he comes again

    They’ve hit him
    Mr. Jaws, why doesn’t
    Anything seem to hurt you

    ‘Big boys don’t cry
    Big boys don’t cry’

    He’s coming
    Right onto the boat
    Mr. Jaws, why are
    You grabbing my hand

    ‘Wouldn’t you give
    Your hand to a friend’

    No, wait, Mr. Jaws
    That’s not the way this
    Record is supposed to end
    Help, help (glub, glub)

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  24. Idene says:
    February 14, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    Ah, Dis happehned wif mah cat dustee. aht fo in the moning, she statrs moewing, and mewing, and meowing ova and ova an dova agin.

    nao mah dad feeds her in da mornin.

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