Nonono There nothing in there
i dont want anywun 2 noe dat dis is where i hide da bodiez.
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do I luk liek I is lion?
c’mon, wheres ur sense of poomah?
gud entreeeee……. wun more lolpik an dats teh end ob it wunz n fur ball!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3025234
teh lol sez it all!!
but apparentlee I will has to deal with tehm at leest once more… GP has roped me into teh shy thing.
if any of u has some suggestions for teh coconutt weaponrees, plz feel free to let me knows!
aifinkso a rilly rilly big slingshot wud dew teh trik!!
u know, that’z a funneh thing!!!! U must has teh ESP!
I was just thinking ‘slingshot’ yesterday!
Wif anti-matter pellets!!!11!!
Dey makes guud cannonballs, aifinkso!!
Howz abowt blow gunz dat shoot essploding dartz??
blow guns wif coconuts?? ai duzznt haz dat much breff left in mai body!!!
jamama, u teh silleh!
teh coconutts will be wot peoples are aiming at!
Obeckt: kill teh coconutt!
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My kinda game!
http://www.actionext.com/names_d/disney_lyrics/ive_got_a_lovely_bunch_of_coconuts.html
down at dee englitsh fair
wun ebening i was dhere
wen i herd a showman shouting unnerneath deh flair
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i’ve got a luv~ely bunch uv kokonuts
dere dey r standing in a row
big wunz, small wunz, sum az big az ur hed
give ‘em a twist
a flick of the wrist
that’s wut the show man sed.
now dat i’ve got a luv~ely bunch uv kokonuts
evreebuddy noez dey’ll make mii rich
dere stands me wife
deh idle uv mii life
singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch
singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch
rolly bowly ball
a rolly bowly ball
singing rolly bowly ball a penny a pinch
Oh good, ai wuz out ub bref tryin tu shoot coconuts wif peashooter!
An I missed dat?
Dang. I wudda payed gud munnies too…
yep, uh huh.. ai jus know der wuz a cartoon atwun time ob teh monkey usin a cannon tew hurl teh coconuts…….ai bin googlin but hazznt found it…
An, industrial strength proteshuns foar the booberries
Wun wurd.
NAY-PALM
excellent!!!
doan b a cheetah!!!
koo gar b fudz in dere?
maybe in teh pantheree?
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desk.
r u ok, jd??
*gets cold compress for jd*
*lynx it around his hed*
ai bet himz hazza heddake
Deh Ty booteek haz a supple eye uv deh ‘enhanced’ TTI asperinz.
iz dems like teh wuns frum canadia? aifinkso der is free 2′s in teh name…..
I not sew shur…. I hazn’t had deh wunz frum kananada…. but Gibbo sez dey haz deh wunz dat b like deh Tylonolol 3 (wif deh codeen). I haz had dem after mai surgereez…. preskription only in deh US, but ober deh kownter in TTI.
yep yep, dose are like 222′s in canadia wif codeine innem…yep
The TYLeez wit the codeen awr full ob awesum and win.
Ai wunder iffn ai can git sum 222′s in Canadia wen ai go next week. ‘Merica jes duzn’t noe wut us poor pitiful (altho responsibul) self medicaters hab tew put up wit.
Codeine iz teh pleh….makes me so sikk that I prefers teh pain to teh codeen. Den when I hadz teh shingnawtlols, dr. tineycat prescribed vicodin, which madeded me horribloll sikk. I hates teh stuff. Din’t stop teh pain, neiver.
Is liek to float on puffy cloud…
ai gree wif booklion. codiene is th epleh big tiem!
sumtimes gud, sumtimes nawt gud. NC66 yew can bring one or tew bottlols cross teh border….
NCa66, ai’m not shur 222′s still bees abailable ober teh cownter up heer. Hazn’t seed dem inawhile. Cud be rong, tho.
Sumz can’t “stomach” the codeine. Mai momcat can’t. Butt, iz fine ur meh. Aifinkso, ai will bring wun oar tew bottlols. Iz gud fur the pinchy nerb in the bak oar the occasional severed-ear pain liek uh toofache. It duzn’t go bad duz it?
Sum famblees yewsted tew add paragoric tew babeh formula oar milk. Paragoric is an opiate… an doze ub us hew were giben it az bahbehs tend to hab a reacshun tew deez medsuns, an eet nawt a gud payn killer… ahm juss sayin
Ai puts dis heer an awlso at teh end, so fello self-medikaturs can bees fiendin it.
Yu kin get ’222′ sortsa fing at farmacees/drugstors bai askin teh farmasist foar ‘acetaminaphen wif codeine’. Is nawt onna shelfs, cos dey keeps it behiend teh cowntur, but yu can has it jus bai askin, nawt needs prescripshun. Dey wil giv yu teh generic tylenol dat has 8mg codeine per tablet. Foar enneefing strongur (Tylenol #3 wich has 30mg codeine per tablet) yu wud needs teh prescripshun.
him duz nao ifn him dint befoar…
I fink yu leppard tu a konklushun.
Oh noez! If he keepz up dis punnishmint, hez gonna kneed a remedy 4 traumatic heddeskin. Iz jus sayin.
Arggh !!!! Iz nested rongly. Hides face behind paws.
Iz teh dubble vizzun cawzed by heddesking.
ohai leeza-b! lurks liek tihs nawt sekkind iz yorz adn yrz aloan. Conchactualnations!!! Drinkee? Dansee?
Congrats Leeza! Your not secnd is very gud!
U dun haz a tall tale, u haz a bushy tail, leeza-b.
fanks!
*wispers*
but I prefers ‘fluffee’.
it sounds much more attractiv!
Adn a liddlol less…..mmm…. umm…. aahhh…. nebermind….
xactlee!!
Oops, sorree.
Yesh, ai din mean teh floofy tail. I noos u wud nawt ever tell teh tall tale, tho. 
no
dont luk, dont luk!!
Wat iz seen cannawt be unseen.
Cubbard iz full ob gramma and grammpa’s pronographic hoam movies?
DEW NAWT WANT!
Down’t be talking ob Ginneh Piggeh and LCB’s post-wedding mobie lyke dat!
*SNERK*
Ai didn’ noe Utube had uh time machine.
Iz heer.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7VglzL_NZE
Egg-squeeze-it!
…basement cat haz sekretz <__>
Basement cat hides the pr0n…
didja peek?
ai kint see nuffin, yer abatar, is on teh dark side!
iz troof. cheezfrembz toal mii hao tou ficxit, adn pout mai reel abatar inn, butt (hee hee ai sed butt!) ai nawt habvv trydit yeatt. tekkystuf: do. nawt. liek!!!
otay, as leest we noes its yew by teh blak skware!!
itz dark choklick, infinkso!!
Nope, ders no stash uf gooshie fuds in here. Whut wud maek u tink thet?
I’m nawt gonna share an u cant maek me! (a big brudder, ai haz one.)
Sherlock and Watson kittehs is luking fur clooz
*faindink lotsa gushifudz* shurlok sez: “itz, umm, *alimentereey*, maai deer whatsun…”
sherlock has a digestiv disordur??
Dats ware saying comes frum….”no fooling, sherlock” *snikrs*
Yu callded?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmUjVtwU5J8
*siiigh*
teh late grate Jeremy Brett!!!!
my fast typing!! i statred on las thred!!
January 3rd, 2009 at 2:10 pm
yay!!! profils werkin agin!!!! short nowncment, some of yu may knoes that i sended my ol’ boy ‘clive’ over teh brij las sept. i still has his buddy ‘derrik’ but we wuz bote haz teh lonleez… so i dopted ‘rico’ (nue name, old naym ‘ziggy’ pleh) you can see him on my profils clikky pics, pics by way of “petfinders” doption thru “Kitten Rescue” in LA.. Rico is four yere ol mayn kune himz bout 16 pounds, adn V-E-T says nimz in sooper healthy! las owner turned him in to vet to be euthanized acuz he was a bit bitey, an he iz, but we can work wit dat… he’z a big floofy boy who luvs to be brusheded. he still at te splorin point…*hey, u kno u gots a shelf waaayyy up here… it be eben betterers after i push all these priceless air-looms to thre doom… OH LOOK!!1! did u know u haz a hole nudder room?* s-i-g-h!!
Hiz naym ‘rico’ comes frum old edward G robinson moobie ‘little caesar’ cuz he sownds like robinsons carakter Rico *Yah, I said it, MYOW, There I said it again! MYOW see MYOW yah!!
heez big fun in all wayz adn wit time, we can cure teh ‘biteys’ (itz onlee a liddle bleed, realee.)
O, ai is so happee Rico haz a noo forebber home! And sumwun hoo putz up wif teh biteys.
awwwwwwwww how nice fur yew tew gib Rico furebber home!!!
in honor ob Rico….
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3027104
Aw, dat’s so nise! Rico’s a handsome boy!
Oh yash! Berry berry hansum, krelm!!! Ai has a happeh fur yoo n rico n derrik!
tanks, I tole him wut y’all sayd but he jes look at me like i needs diabetic supplies or sumpin.
Dat sowndz like u b doin gud wif deh noo kitteh dhere, krelm!! i will haz tu go lukking at ur pix. sum kittehz du lub deh hai plaices!!! wii used tu cawl it vulturing (frum deh Peanutz cartoonz uv Snoopy up deh tree vulturing peepz) wen deh kittehz sat up hai and lukkinged down on us.
Ai noe wut yew mean yor majestry. In teh new howse, ai had tew custom build uh 20′ cat tree, coz we gawt teh high ceilings nao. Ai noe iz nawt gud tew encourage dem tew luk down awn us, but dey wuz awlwayz up awn tawp ob teh tallest furniture udderwise, namely the grandfather clock on the stairs landing. It makes momma nerbus wen dey climb awl the way tew the tawp, but there iz usually 2 oar moar up there at the same time fightin’ fur space awn teh platform, sew ai doan fink it makes them nerbus.
verra grate noos, krelm!
hope teh kittehs will get along better than mine!
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Gummi was a littul ‘bitey’ but shez getting better.. ifinkso itz mostly in playing, but I just luks at her and sez NO, but doez not draw back my hand from teh bite, and she stops, and luks at me.. and lets go. Aftur a minnit. Or two. Maybe u can watch and see wot kinds of situashuns causes rico to bite, and go from there?
yup, iz doin pretty much saym ting, slo but shur, tayks time… otter cat is still all i impeereeus… to be spekted, derrik is over 20!!!
yer kitteh is over 20!!! oh mai!! ai thot mai 18 year old mamakitty wuz elderly…. her is habin sum kidney prollolms/infecshun rite now…we gets by wun day at a time tew see if her gets well…
same wif derrik, day by day… he haz open seat rezerbation on teh bus ober teh bridj, at his own time… he sleeps a lot, but vet says heez comfy, so as long as heez happy……………….
Whoa! Dats awl ai kin say. Whoa!
May Polo iz 19. Hers gawt oldtimey ailments, and wii manage dem, but ai awlways fot dis iz her last year. Ai can hab hoaps dat she’ll bii wit me unudder year oar 2.
awwww we can haz old cats societea………… (nawt unlike red hat wun but nawt bunch ob old ladeeeees, nawt dat ders annyfing rong wiffem, mind yew)
i alwaze wundered whut dem laydeez did…
go shoppin fur red hats……….wut else………an get tewgevver n eet or drink
here is sum info………ai nawt rilly noed wut dems did eiver………
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Hat_Society
Mai gramma izza redhat, and she acts like izza secret society, like the Royal Order ob teh Buffalo, oar the Shriners.
I haz dun deh Red Hat thing at wun uv deh campgrowndz…. wii just git z awl gussied up in deh red hatz and purplol clothez and go owt tu lunch and shopping adn just hazzing fun adn beeing silly….. it b a lot like beeing heer, axullee.
jus nawt kwite az ‘nonymus….
like a bigggggg cheezmeet!!!
Not awl dat big… just 15 oar mebbee 20 at deh mostest.
Ai wishes more peeps wore hats, ai likes tu ware hats, is fun!
Ai wunners if dey hab a grand pooh-bah? Ai sees dem at da mall sumtiems.
I dunno, but teh local chapter haz definitiely gawt the hornies enuff tew maik teh moast impressive pooh-bah shapeau.
*ai didn’ say dat*
Nawt dat thatz uh bad fing. Ai’m jes sayin’
8)
Yesh, yesh. Berry gud advice leeza. Kittehs bite tew test teh envelope. Mai kittehs eben noe dey can bite me harder than their momma. Ai yoosed tew fink it wuz uh way fur dem tew see who wuz who in teh hierarchy and who wuld tolerate it moast. Com tew fink ob it, since momma iz in charge, dat maiks sense.
thats wut this iz, seein hoos boss, got to combinse him iz pardnership adn i’mz teh seenyor pardner…
Yew go Larry Tate.
McMann nd Tate…..Bewitched ref FTW!
Yew muss hava a hughg hart, krelm, tew taek un oldur kitteh into yer hom. Rico haz a luckee. Aifinkso! Yew muss be berry gud wif teh oldur kittehz tew hab a kitteh whose twuntee!!!
aw shucks ma’am, twernt nuttin. as for teh old kitties, gud fude, gud v-e-t, gud homelife, lottsa payshuns adn gud luck…..
Yay fr kitteh ‘dopshunz! I’m shor Rico wil settul n naislee nd b wunnerful uddishun tu yr famblee.
Ai beh SEW glad da V-E-T dint keel him.
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STOOPY %^&*%^%$%*(^&* BAD PRYOR HOOMIN… *mutters* nawt eben dat, prolly…
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Ai haz a Mayn Coon mix… Bud be the snorliest kitteh, and it reallee a matter ub teachin him hao “hard” is ok tew kissee-byte (he duz eet wif meh awla thyme, and he has lernt hao ruff tew plai wif mah boifren an wif udder frens det shoz up regularlee.
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He prolly was bytin tew hard cuz niblols dint get him da lubins he needed. Main Coonz needs lotsa snorgles, aifinxo! An when mah Bud is feeling lonlee, he kums tew get meh, sometyms haztew poke meh juss a liddlol bit wif him poyntee ends tew get mah tensions… when Rico figures awt dat he nawt needs to be sew… assertib? … nawt shur da best werd heer, but yew noes what ai means, aifinx… him prolly be sew snorglee an nawt bitey at awl! aifinxo, aihopesew!
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Fangyew fur gibin Rico a furebber hoam and lubins! *applolsaus and applolsaus*
Abowlutlee BDM!
Mai Mayn Coon Marco wuz teh snorgliest kitteh ob dem awl, butt hims bites the hardest too. Ai finks dey iz jes teh moast passionist kittehs.
*nodsnods* Pashyn, Mayn Kewnz haz eet!
tanx one n all for ‘dvice (’bout teh pashonette mainly coons)
tanx y’all for teh ‘dvice bout teh pashun of teh Mayn Kuunz…
ai has a happee rico has his furrebber home, an another happee cos yoo willin to werk wif a biter. mai kittehboi is bitey, but ai still lubbs him berry mush!
Maaaaam! Lester’s tryin’ tew luk at mai stuff again.
Wai dew boaf kittehs luk fotoswapped intew teh pikchur?
tu tink so? i think is mabee jus strayt on flash… no shadoes
YU not tu
tu = spanish yu
iz awlso een deh Fronsh dat deh tu = yoo
ohhhwowww — awlso een teh Italyun, tu. (teu? twho? halp!)
Mebbe jus small numbur of megapixels. Teh owtliens uv kittehs luk funnee tew mee. Mebbe ai jus needz noo glasses.
Ohai, I’m back from dinner.
I’m sooooooo sftuffed….
dat wot fast!
and u is in early, rite? Iz u in teh CST zone?
No, I’m on EST, lyk u.
Teh far western part of KY is in CST, aifinkso.
oooh! I don’t really no where teh line is.
*embarrast*
Did u get ur margajareeta?
I luuked at a map wif teh thyme zones an it luuks lyk mebbe teh lyne iz arown Bowling Green, mebbe.
Yesh, I did get my margajareeta. It wuz teh GUD! I wuz feline it befoar I saw teh bottom of teh nawt-sekkund wun, so I switched to wattur afterwerds, cuz I hads to dribe myself hoam.
speeking of dinner, I gots to go eat some!
I really has to get outta this habit of eeting so late!
bbl
Hasta la vista leeza. Hab uh nom fur meh.
two_kittehs adn mii hab lentil soop/stew down teh fred – yoo is teh welkum to hab sum!
ohai so iz I
bak frum dindin
Wut did u has foar dinnur, 2_k?
I met fren foar Mexican. Wuz teh yummee.
Ohai guise. Ai maded a big pawt of lentil soop. Wuz teh yummeh, adn lots leftober, if ennewun wants sum!
Fanks foar teh offur, DK, but I is berry full rite nao.
Mebbe foar lunsch 2morro?
Sownds gud! Ai’ll get sum fresh ciabatta rolls to go wif it. Oh yum!
Ai’m hoping mai hokkey teem (Oddawa Senators) will beet dere arch-rivals, teh Tronno Maple Leafs, tonite. Iz lukking gud.
Soop yooshually teh best teh nexst day, ennyway.
I went to hockey game wunse. It wuz between teh Boson Bruins an teh Warshington Senators, aifinkso.
Teh old sayin iz troo, “Went to teh fites an a hockey game broke owt!”
Lolz! Nawt too mush fiting tonite, butt lots ob penaltees.
Sh*t! Tronno just skored. Iz 3-1 for Tronno naow. Waaahh!
Gud luk wif ur teem, DK!
Wii wuz teh beeg surpryzed yesterday. Teh Unibersity of Kentucky feetball teem ackshully WUN dere game!
I nawt lyks teh feetball. Went to way too menny games while in band in ohai skool an nebber hadda innerest.
Nao wen teh basketball seesun gets goin…..dats a hole nuther storee! Iz a law heer in KY, if u libs heer, u HASTA be basketball fan!
We watchin da Chargers tryin tu get tu da playoffs, we ahead rite now.
KK I lefted u a messidj at teh bottom of the thred.
Sowwy kk4, gotta root for da Colts
Iz close game rite now, gammacat!!
Argh! Argh! Argh!
Chargers are driving again!
‘Skins and da Bears are done, so
I root for the colts
Ai heer in sandiego, so ai gots tu root fur mai boys! Yu shuld heer husbin an frend yellin an armchair coachin in da libbin ruum!
I eated stew I maded in deh mornin
lentil stew with carrots, onions, garlic
I topped it with fresh mozzerella cheese
Mmmmm….cheez…..
I lubs me sum cheez….
DK we has GMEA!
Grate Minds Eat Alike!
(well almost alike)
Yash yash! Lentils, carrots, onyns, garlick! Berry helfy. So helfy ai hadda hab sum chonklitt-cubbered ahmunds to balance it owt!
Dats owr gurl!
“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand”.
“Hello, mai naem is DK, adn ai yam a chonkaholik”
Wut abowt yoo, rhsb? Duz it gib yoo a migrain?
No, fanks be to CC. Life wud nawt be worf libbin if I cudnawt eet choklit. I espeshully lubs teh dark choklit. Mmm…
I tell u wut duz, tho: Girogio perfume, eating alot of meat w/ nitrates (hot dogs, bologna, braunschweiger, etc.), stress, weather changes, hormonal changes, lack of enough sleep. Dats awl I kin fink of rite nao.
wut?
oh…iz yoo…ai wuz wunnerin hoo wuz saiyin dat dey wuz meh…
ohai DK (teh nawt 4.5)
how are yer eyes dewin?
healin up otay?
dey feel lawtz bettur…awltho dey still has red awn dem…
Naow DK, yoo noes dat ai’m DK too!
Do you fink teh operashun wurkeded? Wen is ur czech-up wif teh eye doc?
hey 4.5 – diju see wair we wuz tawkin bout las april wen ai maded teh whole fred italic??? cweenie went an finded teh lolpik………wuz more funney now!!
Yash! Ai went adn lukked at it adn lolled!
Dat wuz arownd teh thyme ai started comminting, aifinkso.
stoppit!! LOL
yesh an yew maded me pwomish nawt tew play wif teh code stuffs!!!
MUHAHAHA!!!!
okaiz…ai stopz dat nao…
Oar at leest to onlee use ur gnu powrr fur gud! Adn has yoo bin keeping dat promiss? Hmmmmm?
oh but ob corse……..but ai haz tew leebe fur liddol wyle..ai will czech n see who is here wen ai gets back….. toodle oooooh
Later, jamama!
ai knoez dat..awltho ai nawt reelee seed hoo wuz sain it…ai juss saw teh DK….
ai dunno….
adn a choklit martooney on teh hedd?
uhh-ohh, dis wuz sposta nesst undr teh “ballanst dyit: a choklit chipp koocie inn eech hannd…” (udderwaiz it’z jusss silleh, adn nawt a funn oar klevver silleh…)
It’z mah elmentaree skoo pikshers!
Oh noes! Hide ‘em, kwik!
Mahm lyks to bring dem owt wen boifren comes ober.
but why hide dem
U luks so cute in dose
I beg to diffur in opinyun.
I iz goofy luukin enuf NAO! Do nawt want ennywun to see me wen I wuz kidlet.
Mebbe sum wuz kyoot, but I feerin dat potenshul sootur see dem…luk at me….luk at pikshur….luk at me agin an fink, “WTH happind?”
Yew gawt bedder wif aj, aifinxo!
Fanks, BDM.
Dere has been dayz dat I wunner ifn dats teh troo.
Ai noes eet beh da troo.
Awww, fanks.
Dat be teh nisest fing ennywun sed to me in a lawng tyme!
{{{BDM}}}
Welkum, yew iz eet!
*wunderz wut is rly behind thar*
Stufz dat nawt b n dayr surtentlee nawt at awl relaytid tu yr burfdey wut iz kumin up sune. nawt n teh leest. Nao go awey!
KK – I thot of u today.
I saw ShamWow awn teh Clearance rak at teh stoar!
I didunt noe teh DoD did cleerens sayls ob chemical weppons.
Oh noes!! Was Vince der, or his pikshure wif him an da hedset?
*puzzlold luuk* Wy dey on cleerance wen dey so wow-wow-wonnerful?
I dunno. I jes saw teh bocks dat sed ShamWow onnit an kept awn walkin.
How about the blankie wif arms?
Da ‘snuggie’?
Did nawt see dat awn the clearance rak, but has seen it adbertised awn tee-bee.
Mahm sed it luuk lyk sumbodee had dere robe awn bakwurds! LOL
I also saw a chip an dip tray in teh shape of Texas an thot “Nao dats wut eberbodee needs!” LOL
Doze luuk cozy, but aifinks ai wuld trip awl obber maiself wen ai gits up. Mebbe tu make snuggie wif da sham-wows…would suck awl da humiditys out ub da air.
‘speclolly since it is one size fits all (riiiight)
I wud probably luk lik a demented monk
LOLZ…awl we need is sum rope fur a belt!
Teh Beverlee Hillbillies wud has NUFFIN awn us! LOL
Whar’s Leeza? Her shur is habbing a big nom!
Hay, wut do yoo guise fink ob “Interbiew wif teh Vampyre”? Izzit wurf watching? (Iz awn TB tonite.)
Ai liked it, but da buuk waz bedder…bin a long tiem since ai seen it. Ai likes da vampyre books.
Ai hasn’t red teh buk, so maybe ai’ll fink teh mobie is fien, yash?
I is here!!!
DK, ALL teh Anne Rice books are FTW!!
Teh movie is gud, but teh books are MUCH better.
Also teh Mayfair Witch serees!
I is bak DK!!
All teh Anne Rice books are FTW.
Teh movie is gud, plz du urself a flavr and get teh unedited vershun… but teh book is MUCH better.
Also loved her Mayfair Witch serees!
*cursez WP*
*pownces on Leeza, who is halpless becuz her widdle tummy bees full*
Whatja eet, huh? huh? Enne left? Can ai hab sum? Can ai can ai?
BTW, mai hokkey teem losted, adn to add insult to injury, teh bluddy NFL is still awn insted ob teh news! Hoep teh mobie starts awn tiem!
Oh, an mai dotter red awl teh Ann Rice buks adn reelee liked dem.
I hads leftover turkee and dressin!
and now is finishin off teh amaretto cheezcaek I had some leftobers of!
*poink*
Dat woz the sound of me gainin 3 pownds instintlee.
Teh best of teh Anne Rice, ifinkso, was The Body Theef.
But u has to reed them all in order, teh Lestat ones anyways.
U is watchin teh movie tonite? On regular TV?
Yup. If teh futball gaem will eber end…
Teh edited TV vershun cuts out some really gud stuffs.
Just sayin….
Sew wot didjoo do todays? Anyfing fun?
Hmmm. Emayoed. Played Free Sell. Played on ICHC. Bot grocerees. Maded soop. Ate soop. Cleened up after soop. Watched teh hokkey game. Made sum phone calls. Played on ICHC sum moar.
Gud lazee day! Butt ai did get 2 fings on mai list dun.
Tomorrow: cubber up teh gray in mai hares, kleen teh hous, go plai wif Saxon.
When ai gains wate instantlee, sownds moar like *blohhhhp*, aifinkso!
Mai dotter’s fazzer adn mii had chonklitt amaretto cheezcaek at owr wedding. *sniff*
oh noes! sowry. {{{{DK}}}}
ifinkso we is about to bork this thred in 3, 2….
.
Shud we go back to teh last one?
‘Restraint’ only has 77 commints…
Who writes da Mayfair Witch series, leeza? Ai probaly wuld like dem!
Dat is also Anne Rice!
There were 3 buks, if I remembers rite… BIG LONG buks… but sewwwwww gud!
I knoes nuffin abowt ethur, so I cant tell you ennyfing.
I can tells u dat I nawt into vampyres. If sumbodee gonna nibblol awn my neck, dats fine, but NAWT be drawin blud!
Waol, unless iz a kitteh maybeh? Who hasn’t lerned how to bite jentlee yet?
Ai puttid dis hyur in teh fred, tu, an awlso heer at teh end, so fello self-medikaturs can bees fiendin it. Is regardin tylenol wif codeine in Candyda:
Yu kin get ’222′ sortsa fing at farmacees/drugstors bai askin teh farmasist foar ‘acetaminaphen wif codeine’. Is nawt onna shelfs, cos dey keeps it behiend teh cowntur, but yu can has it jus bai askin, nawt needs prescripshun. Dey wil giv yu teh generic tylenol dat has 8mg codeine per tablet. Foar enneefing strongur (Tylenol #3 wich has 30mg codeine per tablet) yu wud needs teh prescripshun.
HEY!!!
that’s me. where to hyde de bodies…lol.
Iz liek dat song…no no no ai dont drink noe mores, ai tired ub wakin up on da floor…
Luks liek Basement Cat is trying to hied sum of his eebil stuffz.
FIRST!
dats pwetty cute!
Next, he’ll say “He’s not in this stove”
“So, he’s in the stove, eh?”
“Would I throw this lighted match into the stove if he were in there?”
(BOOM!)