Restraint.
Restraint. Kitteh has it.
dis kitteh dint haz such gud restraint.
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vurree brayv kitteh
Berry brabe goggie. Oar maybe it’s a hit-goggie, sent tu prebent teh nacheral taykober ob teh whirld by kittehs.
omai! omai! sooo menny cheezfrenz awl heddin tou teh tye booteek! soundz liek biig fuun parteh!!! conga ratz, effibuddeh.
Holee moleez!!! dere b seben uv uz in deh ty!!!!!! I finkso wii shall raid deh ty booteek!! I b needing a kitteh mug fur mai tee.
ohai, yur majis… yuor madges… umm, ohai royul kitteh cween! ai haz happytaylz tubie shaering teh nawt-sekund wiff yew adn (cowntum!) faiv otter cheezfrembs! teh rayd iz AWN!!! (sorree — nawt beeing skraeming, jeust ekskited…)
iz ok tu b eggsited!!! a raed on deh tybooteek awlwayz b fun!!!
ohai cween! member teh otter dai wen ai asked abowt teh uni korns at teh ty booteek? Luuk at wut ai gotted! *UK holds owt floofy wite paws. she iz holding a liddle royal blu uni korn that haz a gold horn* ai seerched teh bakk rumm uf teh ty bootek AWL nite, there iz lawts uf stuff in dere! took mii fureber tew find teh bocks uf uni korns, dere wuz sew manee bockses. dere wuz funnee noyses coming frum sum uf them, ai wuz teh skared uf those, but ai founded teh bocks uf uni korns and tooked dis wun. izn’t he prittee? royal blu b mai faborit kolor…ai won’t get in trubble fur going in teh bakk ruum, will ai? ai kan keep mai liddle uni korn? *wun wite floofy paw pets teh uni korn, big blu ais beg tew keep him*
Uv korse u kin keeping him!! he lukz so pritty!! izn’t deh bak ruum fun??
dere b sew manee wundermuss fings bak dere! weer duz Gibbocat find awl dat stuff? ai had a liddle werried being in dere after yu said yu had a problem dere, but it wuz otay
Ya gotz tu b keerful bak dere — dere b a sekrit passij tu deh d’Beaker Labz……
it wuz an advenchur long ago in a ICHC far away….
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/23/funny-pictures-happy-chair-enjoys-life-to-fullest/#comment-275971
whatebber happin te ‘boom’ ?
Dat wuz a fun rawmp intu da past. It wuz mai nawt secund weke heer. Ar somenny peepulz nawt stil heer. Ware ar dey awl gawn tu?
peepz kum, peepz go…… RLS takingz so mennee uv dem away frum us. *sy*
probablee Igor…
Yesh yesh, stay away frum him.
He ownlee knows how tew dew the Humpty Dance.
Goggie dancin’ kitteh nawt bii impressed aifinkso.
No disco bawls in teh bak room ob teh ty boo teek,
dats fur shur.
Dis pickshur gave me teh VLOL!
Tanks.
Ai iz meant tu wrie:
VLLOL!!
git him off miii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Puppee kooteez!!!! ewwww!!!!!!!
@@@@@ fur teh cween!
Lucy kitteh sez…..
GITS SOME IODYNE!!! AGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
dawg lips!
Awww, Snoopy!
Well dun kitteh u shall haz a riward
Pointee ends as soon az teh pikchoor wuz taekin, Ai bet!
dog stew. MMMMM!
Uh wun anna tew…
Git yor hand awf mai butt oar yer gunna bii dansin’ wit uh stump inna mowmint.
kitteh nawt want tew hert goggie
Correkshun. Kitteh want tu hurt goggie, but wants teh sammun on offur foar being gud eben moar. Will hurt goggie after.
Kittehs smart dat way.
kitteh luk sad nd resigned to hopeless eggsistense…
like hooman faysing jail time efter IRS audit
Hur liek gurl who forced tu dans wif cousin at da prom.
Kitteh sez…
“Yor berry lite awn yor feet goggie.
Nawt sew mush awn mine akshully.”
GIT AWF!!1!!
in mai howse iz otter wai arownd – Tira kitteh alwais in goggie’s fayce (Tira iz 7 pownds, goggie iz 55 pownds). goggie haz dat sayme eggspreshun
goggie not no how close to pointy endz he iz
Dead doggie in three, two, one ..
any end to the 404 errorz???? i iz dezperate!!!!!
Ai haz been tawking tew Tofuburger ’bout dis. Dey beh lookin intew it. If yew haznt awredee, when yew is at the 404 error, click onna fingie dat sez “Tell us about problems or comments or suggestions”, oar sumfink lyk dat, and tell dem what beh happening, what type ub puter yew beh usin, and what type ub browser…
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Da moar infoz dey noes, da sewner dey beh ablol tew figure it owt and fixez it.
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Ai hopes dis halps yew nawt beh sew desparate.
Tofuburger cawled techie hoomins and got dem tew dew stuffs… shud beh werking gud nao!
cali – cna u lookz and see if lolz still there?
Ai juss lukked an it iz still borked. Ai haz rited 2 teh Cheezes `bowt it, but no riplie yet
thx anii u is niec kitteh frein!!!!
restraint, yes! But for how long?
“Az suun az teh hoomin putz dat kamura daon, yoo is TOAST, goggie!!”
=^..^=
Is taht a teenytiny goggie? Or a Verree Big Rattie?!
Whut teh…? Hoo’s tehe bint in teh big hat, steelin mai indemnities! Harumph!
Stinkee stoopy WeirdPress! “log in” it ses, so Ai log in – but tehn it puts sum posh bint in a big hat awn mai commets, sted ob mai pritty kitteh, in a santa hat! Harumph and dubble Harumph!!
WP haz awlso eeted ebbriwunz profiel. Teh Cheezes haz been towld abowt it
Myn’s still tehre
An Ai can see yur’s – mebbe tehy is juss borkd awn Fyrfoks? Ai is awn Innernet Exploder.
Ai can’t get it awn IE oar Fyrefocks. Urs, oar myne, but Ai cud get cween’s
Ai haz juss had a nanser frum Tofuburger, she sez dey aer werkin awn it
ai iz awn Innernet Exploder and ai kan see mai own profyle and eberywun else’s
Teh owlee wun Ai cud see wuz cween’s – had a gud gigglol at teh snoed in story, but cudn’t get enny uvver profielz. PLEH!
libbing in snoe kuntree, ai hab seen dat storee bfour, but nebber teh part where teh roof cayves in! teh wun ai’ve seen ends with teh snoeplow lurkin arownd teh korner, wayting fur teh dribewai tew b shoveled owt…
Ai fink Ai aer lukkee = in Lundun we doan’t offen get moar dan a fyoo inchis uv sno an nebber get berry lo temprichoors. We doan’t need snoplows – juss grittin trukks – an teh sno iz yooshulle gon in a week at teh moast.
mai brudder wuz stashuned in TTI wif teh Air Force – he LUBBED that dere wuz hardlee ne snoe or bery low temprichoors. wii had snoe heer bfour Halloween, and still haz eet…
i chekked and i kin seeing profilez agin, tu!!!
Hoo Rai! Ai wuz wurrid dat ebbriwuns lolz mite be gon 4ebber. Ai can go 2 bed happi naow!
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
That’s a very good cat.
What a gud kitteh. Reluck-tent, but gud!!!!
OH kitteh….. If lubbin u is rawng,
I DUNNA WANNA BEE RITE!!!
*kitteh sighs… eyeses rollin…*
ewww – eerwurm, do nawt want
Goggie lurve
kitteh think’en “I will nawt kill da dawg…no matter how much he asks fur its.”
all the dawg want is a hug!!
Our wuv… it iz destanee…
kitteh nawt sew happee…
Kitteh dances politely with unwanted prom date
Ai’ve herd ob uh teh Fawks Trot…
The Monkey…
The Pony…
The Bunny Hop…
Eben teh Funky Chicken…
Butt ai neber herd ob the Chihuahua Charleston.
Prom nawt sew memorable fur kitteh akshully.
Oh, iz memrabul… kitteh will rememburr wif imbarismint an disapointmint fureber.
Therez awlwayz duhnile. Iz nawt jez uh river in Eejipt, yah noe.
Ai had uh berry wunnerful prawm. Yesh ai did.
Elebenty years ago.
Dats mai storee, and ai’m stickin tew it.
Az Garrison Keillor haz sed:
sumtiemz u just haz tu luk reality in deh ii adn deny it.
I doubt he eber sed dat.
Affur awl, sumwun dat tall culd neber com up wit such uh lofty ideal, despite teh high hoaps he haz fur peeps like Obama.
Ah, but he did…… i usta hav a bunch uv himz tapez and lissind tu dem ober adn ober…. dat wuz wun uv mai favrit lionz…oh…dotz….
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Oh, adn did u noez (how kud u?) dat i b oariginallee frum deh same town az him?? Yup, Anoka, Minnneesnowda
Ai deny dat iz troo.
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Yew awr definitely nawt frum Mini-soda.
Coz there they sez pop, nawt soda.
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WTH wuz dat?
Ai fink teh codein is kickin’ in.
yay!!! profils werkin agin!!!! short nowncment, some of yu may knoes that i sended my ol’ boy ‘clive’ over teh brij las sept. i still has his buddy ‘derrik’ but we wuz bote haz teh lonleez… so i dopted ‘rico’ (nue name, old naym ‘ziggy’ pleh) you can see him on my profils clikky pics, pics by way of “petfinders” doption thru “Kitten Rescue” in LA.. Rico is four yere ol mayn kune himz bout 16 pounds, adn V-E-T says nimz in sooper healthy! las owner turned him in to vet to be euthanized acuz he was a bit bitey, an he iz, but we can work wit dat… he’z a big floofy boy who luvs to be brusheded. he still at te splorin point…*hey, u kno u gots a shelf waaayyy up here… it be eben betterers after i push all these priceless air-looms to thre doom… OH LOOK!!1! did u know u haz a hole nudder room?* s-i-g-h!!
Hiz naym ‘rico’ comes frum old edward G robinson moobie ‘little caesar’ cuz he sownds like robinsons carakter Rico *Yah, I said it, MYOW, There I said it again! MYOW see MYOW yah!!
heez big fun in all wayz adn wit time, we can cure teh ‘biteys’ (itz onlee a liddle bleed, realee.)
Rico sowns liek a luvli boi! Conga rat shoolaces tu yu boaf an tu Derrik awlso. Mai tuxi-boi Panda wuz bitee wen he furst moevd inn, an he jus a sukkee-boi nao, lieks tu bees kuddeld awn hims bak liek a babeh.
Wow! Himz a gorjus bigboi! Wut kinda crayZ peeps wud put daown a floofbawl like taht 4 BN a bit bitey? U bofe got lukky on taht wun.
Iz otay abowt teh cheezcaek, Leeza. Him n mii is berry gud frends, yash wii is.
oh that’s gud.
Wot is Free Sell??
SellCell? Yoo nawt noeing dat gaem?noes.
and I even tried lukking it up on teh innertubes, but u can imajin how many hits I got with ’sell’
oh, and now I sees part of teh problem…..
ai bets yew gots it on yer puter wif yer solitaire game!
Yup!!
oh noes, Steel magnolias on……… duz ai wants teh leeky eyes tewnite??
O wut teh hek! Iz gud to crai now n den!
yew rite but ai gotta keep stiff upper lip rite now wif mamakitty sew sick…. lots ob maybes in mai mind………sry ai been trying nawt tew talk bout it sew muchly
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how is she doin?
sry, if u don’t wants to talk abowt it thatz okays.
but I is finkin bout u and hopin for teh best fur ur BC babbeh.
A stiff upper lip bees oberrates, aifinkso. Has a crai if ur hart needs to.
{{{{{{jamama}}}}}} {{{{{{mamakitty}}}}}}
oh, and taht’s one of teh grate SM quotes too…
“I has a strict policee, no one crys alone in my presents!”
*wispurrs* Who is SM?
Steel Magnolyas!
Aifinks Shirley McClain?
Fanks! It’s bin way too long since ai last saw it!
yew noes it well iffn yew can quotes frum it……. ai decided tew watch Boston Legal…..it’s much more bizarre…. an distractin!
pffft!
Wuz Dolly Parton!
Iz u thinkin bout Terms of Endearment KK?
Hay DK… this is starting to luk liek a crissmus list for Maus, isnt it?
Eggsellent idea! Duzzn’t hims hab a birfdai dis munf?
Ai go czech.
oooh yash! Iz teh twelfff!
oooh dish cud be gud!!! ai iz gettin big kik out ob teh LCB/GP sityewashun!!
Poor GP! Wii do teese him mercilesslee, don’t wii! (BUTT ai fink he lieks teh tenshuns!)
oohh..
*ebil plans begin to hatch*
Teh twelf is a Mondane too.. we be at werk, gud, gud….
okays,
shud we start makin a list a nite?
*wonders if he reads teh nitetime lols*
If he duzzn’t, ai bet hims Ebil Bruvver does!
Otay, we gots:
Terms of Endearmint
Steel Magnololyas
Wot else?
Felma and Leweez?
Fryd Green Maters…
Um…
Bridges of Madisun Cownty?
Beaches?
wot else gurrls?
werkin 9 tew 5 (dat wuz movie wuzznt it?)
Leeza, ai wuz finkin terms ub endearment! Ware ai git dat frum, aifot initials was SM….*snkrs* *den cries* Dat moovy make meh cry a river.
pfft! He prolly lieks Thelma and Louise!
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ooh!
GWTW?
OOH. And I heard The Notebuk.. was a real tear-jerkur.. I dint see it tho….
Sleepless in Seattle
An Affair to Remember (ob corse!)
How bout The Notebook?
Gud start, grrls! Won’t Maus LUBS hims birfdai prezzie! Tee hee!
Casablanca?
hee… see above!
Grrrls… I hates to be teh first to do this, but I is teh pooped!
I hiked 9 miles todays, and spent 3 hrs driving to and from teh hike.. and can’t keep my eyez open anymores.
We can werk on teh list one nite next week?
Or just keep going wifout me!
SCMOOS!
We could dekkarate da partee ruum in pink, wif big pink baloons an ruffles an polka dots on ebbryfing.
Schweet dreems, Leeza!
Vampyre mobie is starting – ai has a scared!
ai wuz finkin we is awl on west coast but yew!!! yew beddar goes tew sleep so we can piks on yew tewmorrow!!
Oh yash, KK4, ai lieks it!
wut vampire mobie yew tawkin bout, 4.5?
*whispers* Dem muss be Sowf Carolyna Cowz, aifinxo
Ai beh Central thyme, almsot midnyt
“Interview wif teh Vampyre”. It luks gud!
sry fur teh stoopie………wut channel?
Oh sowree, ai’s in Oddawa. Iz awn CTV.
da lonelee gote heard channulz?
yodelladdeeeeeeehooo?
oh yesh, ai gets teh lonelee goatherd channel!!
Mais Oui!!! Has yoo redded tihs porshun ob teh fred? Wii has a speshul plan fur Maus’s birfdai!
ooo, i gots to go reed it!
i rekimend da “Twelfty 0 Never as da Theem song” by Donny 0zmund?
adn ad “Teh way we Wereworf” to da liszt
Lol! Ai noes dat wun by Johnny Mathis!
Maus will LUBS dis liszt!
We kin awl sing tu him, You Light up My Life.
as onleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mais Oui can dew!!!
yYESHEYESHYESH!!!LEMMEEEE SING!!!!PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!
*wrums up*
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (big bref)
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
lite up myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife…
oh mai, yew are in fine form tewnite!!
why, fang you! i yaim to peas…
i nebber can figger out how yew stai up sew layte!! duz yew sleep layte in teh AM?
yesh, i duz!
well ai nawt leebin cuz yew is here but ai is gonna take mamakitty upstairs an settle her down fur the nite…….(an me tew) wuz kinda long day… an ai haz tew fink bout werk on Monday………wahhhhhhhhhhhh….
schmooooo tew yew chopp’d livah girl!!!
*has an x-sited*
Oh sweetpea, u seren aiding Maus, that wud be teh icing on teh choklick caek!!
oh yew guise!!! ai lurves mai cheezfrens….
ai run tew store…seh seems tew like dis pouch ob gushi/graby fud..an ai gotted her sum live catnip an her got a liddle bit seemed beddar..
den wen her wuz outside drinkin her cold water dat seh lurves ai had teh door open a ways an lukked up an saw a black cat cum in thot wuz her at first but it was a big black cat n ai chased him out n seh nebber eben saw him wus der. ai gonna haf tew watchout fur him….
her is jus so week an sound like kitten…. awwww
Yu a guud mommy tu keep da bad kitteh away, duz mammacat ebber goes outside? Gib hur lubs an head skritches frum awl ub us!
her goes out in her liddel patio area………nebber has free run…. ai haz left a liddel food outside an dat cat musta found it an lukkin for more..
her sed teeny tiny mew-fanks!
Yu noes once yu leebs fuud fur da owtside kittehs dey nebber stops chekkin fur more!! We seems tu feed ebbry cat in da nayborhood. Dey needs tu eats tu, but nawt wanna gits mammakitty upset rite now! Speshlee if hims big feral tomcat.
Der bin a stray cummin roun last week or so, him wants to fite wif Bubby, an Bubby hab da HIV, so we nawt wants him fiting and biting udder kittehs, dats how it’s spred. So we heers dem trash talkin an we chases dat kitteh away.
her wuz beggin tew go outside….sew ai went out wif her an garded her!! hers sleepin agin…
Did vet tell yu how long it take fur da meds tu kik in?
nawt rilly… ai gots teh fluid bag hangin onna lamp bai teh bed sew ai kin give her fluids under teh skin……… aifinkso ai can dew dat fine….. we jus take it little bai little
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schmoooo tew fellow chopp’d livah girl!!!!
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wif awl teh lurve here, her jus HAS tew gets beddar!!
We awl askin CC tu help. {{{{{Jkitty an mamakitty}}}}}
awwwwwww schmooo tew awl ob yews!!!! {{{{{KK4, 4.5 n leeza-b}}}}}
Anna big schmooo to yoo, too, jamama.
Der’s no lubs liek cheezlubs.
Anom. Yew beh habin mah finkin and prayhers, tew…
yew is swuite!! ai likes yew here!!
*wisspurrs………..me tew*
((((jamama)))
like liddul kid in Iz a Wunnerfullz Lief:
skuse me. SCUSEme SKIUSeMEEE!”
“wotmI, Chopp’d Livah??¿¿¿{“
Dat beh Leeza, last ai noes.
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Eet beh da late hear… ai gowin tew sleeps, tew. Nite, cheezfrens.
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schmoo!
sKUSE MEEE!
Nite-nite, BDM! Schmooo!
g’nite, BDM!! schmoos agin n sleeps gud
Teh too ub U can hazzing lurvs adn prares frum awl ober teh werld. {{{{{{}mamakitty}}}}}}}}}} adn {{{{{{{{{{{jamamamakitty}}}}}}}}}}}}}
It kums installed on PC’s, aifinkso. Iz berry addictib. Iz prolly why the economee is borked (too manee peepz playing it).
*goes to czech*
oh noesssssssssss
I has it.
But I is fraid to luk at it.
I alreddy has too many addictions!
I has bin off for 10 days and got next to nuthin done, in larj part b/c I spent sew much time playin here!!
Wuddya meen, nuffing dun! Yoo bin soshalizing, n lerning, n playing. Awl berry important fur kittehs, doncha noes!
Yes, but I can do that at werks!!
I hadda ton of projects I wanted to finish.
Only got a coupla things on that listy done.
Oh wells…
**butts in** Hey, leeza, is da Mayfair Witch books series, duz ai needs tu start wif nawt second buuk?
yes, let me czech real quick, brb
ok, this is teh order:
1. Teh Witching Hour
2. Lasher
3. Taltos
Later, there was a crossover book, Merrick, that combined teh Vampire and teh Witch storylines..
imo the first two were teh best, but if u reads them of corse u’ll HAVE to read teh third… Rice is addicting!!
Kewl, ai gonna rite dem down. Ai likes JR Ward, Kim Harrison an Sherrily Kenyon books. Ai hooked big time on dem kinna books!
ooh hazn’t heard of those?
Iz teh vampire stuffs??
oh, and has u ever red teh Outlander buks?????
ooooh yesh, Diana Gabaldon!!! dose buks wuz grate!!
Aifot ai had read a few ub dem, but sisteh gabe meh da first two, an dey nawt familiar. Ai read bout 1/4 of the nawt second one an nebber finish it. Aifinks will start dem again. Ai got far as Jamie findin her…ai noes ai get hooked on dem. Kim Harrison writes da Rachel Morgan series, hur hunt vampires an iz white witch, is series, need tu start wif nawt second one. JR Ward writes reel kewl books, Black Dagger Brotherhood series, Sherilyn Kenyon writes da NightHunter series.
wern’t tehy???
*sigh*
I duz not do romanse novels but those were in a class all by themselfs.
And u can see wot an effeckt it wud have on me, wif my hole scottish fetishy fing… hmmm.. maybe that’s wehre I got it….
Oh, ai lubs da Highlander guys…*swoons*
Speekin ob witch (oar piratey wench), ai wunder where bees owr Dan tonite? Adn owr Qween?
Dunno!
MJ was hear earlier.. I saw where she gotted woke up at dead o nite:thirty sew she mite have gone to beds early tonite.
As for Dan… hmmm.. who knows, he is teh mysteriuss…he may be out there reading this now… or werkin a mosh pit…
Oh, dat beh da funnee! Mah last naym is Merrick, an mah boifrens first name is Merrick. Ai donot noes dere waz buk bout us, doh! (hehehe)
Yoo sedded “butts” – hee hee!
hee hee, her sed *butts*
*gigglols* Sew did yu!! *gigglols agin*
hmmmmmm duzzit count wen yer “quotin” sumwun??
Aifinsko it duz! Cuz ai reeds it, an den ai goes tee hee, dey sed it tu!
issnt dat wut time orf is for………relaxin….nawt haf tew do teh haf to’s
*arrives back in tiem*
*taps fut*
*tappitey tappitey tappitey*
Speaking of back in time, life is strange, eh? It’s been almost 21 years since that wedding, and tomorrow is my step-daughter’s 29th birthday (her dad and I were together for 8 years; I’m still not over that break-up), and my daughter turns 19 in a few weeks. Why, it’s enough to make one’s head whirl!
well donut let it make u teh dizzy!
do u still see teh step-dotter?
O yash! Akshullee, seh axed mii to taek her to teh selb-halp groop ai go to a phew weeks ago, adn we’ll prolly go again next week.
I liek turtles ;D
I tink dis picshure b beri approriate 4 mi situashun. I has a GREAT BIG restraynt or I scream and nawt wnt to scream so I has a GREAT BIG Restraynt!
Kitteh Daddy was posed to come home today but sum big stoopid cleaned floor in his hospital room wif virox and he beriberi beri beri beri allergic to it. So he had BIG asthma attack and at 4 o’clock they puts tube down his froat to halp him breafe. I want to break hospital peeps heads!! But no, I r having a BIG restraynt. Where be de alcuhols wif no alcuhols in ‘em? I r want.
oh honey, dats turribel!! wuts wif awl teh idiyuts werkin ebbrywair dese days?? (cept wair ai werk, lol)
*offurs POC a BIG Blak Belbet dat no has teh alkolols*
{{{{{{{POC}}}}}}} {{{{{{Kitteh Daddy}}}}}}
*comes in wif large pitchur ub margareetas* Heer, yu kin wash down da Blak Belbet wif dis.
Thkz to awl my Cheezfrens. Ma fur keeps standing on end and I r growling all de tymes! Ma tayle b lashing like goggies. My ears r pinned lat. BUT.. I r having a restraynt. *buries muzzle in pitchur of margareetas* Is gud. *sitz down and begins to bathe floofed up fur* Stuooopids! Want their heds! Grrr!
ooh sowrys, sounds liek a tuff time.
dont brake teh heds tho, if u desides to soo teh horsepittal that prolly wudn’t halp. Not a big advocate of teh sooings, but they shud at least cover teh costs of teh xtra meds that is their faults!
{{{{POC}}}}
Dew yew beh habbin an attorney? Dew yew noes wun dat yew can casually menchin in conbersation to da nurses and dawktors? Eet beh da amazing hao peeps stawp bean da stoopy and NAWT DEW STEWPY STUFFS tew yew or peeps yew care bout iffn yew mention “lolyer”
Yessy, we do hab lawyer. *smile* We habs PrePaid Legal and dey r de bestest. Ebeybuddy shud hab dem. Ebeybuddy can afford dem. Check dem out on Intertubes. I r been member fo menny ears. Dey tell me the strate stuffz on tings sos I donn get cawt doing stuffz wiffout chance to win.
We r tawking to PPL abouts de stoopid guy who wore cologne b4 New Ears and caused asthma attack dat puts Kitteh Daddy in hawspial in nawtsecond playce.
Ohhai! It r so gud to tawk to u Cheezpeeps aboot dis! I’s tawt I’s lose my mynd ober dis (nawt dat I hab much mynd jes now). I can has nother pitcher of margareets? *sigh* Fur b starting to lay down.
Gud. Habing dem cawl and tawk tew da administrashuns mah beh enufs, an no needs tew soo; juss remind dem dat dey cannot beh da kareless wif peoples libes.
yesh yew can!!! here is a picher ob KK4’s magical margaritas!! dey makes ebbryting werk out jus rite………..
hmmmm mebbe ai needs me sum margaritas tew…..*joins POC fur glass ob margaritas* yummmmmmmmmm, ahhhhhhhhh
dat’s awful POC…{{{{{POC and Kitteh Daddy}}}}} hope he iz bedder soon!
I r nawt intp sooing neber but umtimes it wakeded peeps up to do their jobs. Dats awl wes askeded. Oh, wayt. we asked mure; we askeded dem to use their common senz. *sigh* Is dere nuther pitcher ob margareets? U maeks dem gud. Thnkz to all Cheezpeeps. Sry fur burstout of hissy and growls…
An nawt needing tew sew, mehbeh… but habbing sumwun skerd to *#T@ around an nawt beh da kerful lyk dey shuds. Dat be wurf a LAWT
puts nice softy blankie around POC tew warm up an settle fur down!!
Mmmmm! Sawft. Sawft. Mmmmm. *rubs cheek on blankie* Mmmm. Sawft and warm…
Cheez peeps r bestest…. Nitey-nite awl…
Sssssssssnooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrr! Ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrr!
nite sweetie………. margaritas startin tew do der ting!!! schmoooo
Nite-nite jamama.
Schmooo.
duzz anybodday wunt tuuh halp mai LOLspeak abilatees bai coeching mii foar a wial?
plz??
ktnxbai.
The is a bottom-heavy cat lol. It has the exact outline of a pear.
Ron kitteh dansin wif Proffesser mcgonagull berry berry embarassed
twin kitteh bros in bakkgrownd “No, hairy pawter kitteh, we nebber let him lib tihs wun daown”
big kitteh
it looks moar like the “i maed you a cookie but i eated it” cat