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OHZ MAH GOODNESSEZ YOUR FEETZ BE STINKIN
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Get sum oder eeterz
Tho dey mite eet awl uv u
Ohai anni. What U want fur sillibrashuns and dansing?
Conga Ratz fur teh tawp spawt.
FangQ WRr, Ai jus had lunsh, so a cup uv cawfee wud be gud, plz.
OOh Yash U can haz teh hazelnut flabbor cawfee, Oar teh Irish cawfee.
Creems adn sugars?
Thx, but Ai taek it hawt, strawng an blakk wivowt shugr.
Ok Ai maek mai cawfee stawng enuf tu bend teh spoons adn strip teh paynt offa hoss.
Hee hee – WRR lieks himz cawfee grounds wif a littlol water.
Aha! Mudder Treesa cawfee: Strawng, blak, Nun!
@@@@@ – FTW Ambercat!
hmmmm, ai haz a stoopy. Ambercat, ai unnerstanz strawng an nun, but ai noe gets blak.
yah, metoo, moe; mebbee is TTI order-speek. lemme guess? wifout milk?
akshully, i getz da “Black” but not da nun. i has a dubble stoopy cuz i midred moe…
argggggggggh midred=misread. tripul stoopy. blaem dat wun on raparound.
Moast nuns wares da blak habbits, aifinxo
yez, but ai cormfuzled cuz Mudder Treeza wuz wite, an sew wuz her sari (she weared sari nawt habit)
Not a coffee drinker, but I would guess ‘nun’ refers to sugar, so strong,
black (= no milk) nun (= no sugar)
Conga ratz, anni da qwik! Yew leed da brayd!
FangQ BDM
Ohai Annipuss! Conshooz-yoolayshunz again! Did u go owt in teh cowld an do wut needed tew be dun? Haz sum hawt banilla mowka cheeno left ober frum teh last fred! *Hands Anni a steemin mug, wiv wippy creem made bai kaffinayted skwirlols*
Yiss, Ai went owt an had 2 wate ayjis fur a bus an it wuz cawld! Teh sun aer shinin tho so it lukks warmer dan it iz!
Brrr! Maybe I turnz awn teh gas-log foar u? U can bakk up tew it an warm teh bakkside, oar sit in teh brang noo papa-san chare an put ur tootsiez awn teh raiseded harth?
Eever sowndz cozee! Ai aer sittin heer wiv a jackit awn ober 2 swetterz an Ai aer still cawld!
Ai haz adoptid TTI kustom ob menny warm kloz on in haus. So Ai kim wearz dem and Njoyz dem in winter, an reedu redus redUs cut dawn on heet costs.
Ai awlsew haz teh Slow Innertubes!! Nawt Want, butt (snrk?) iz better dan nuffin.
in soveeut russia, odur eetz u!
lol!! klassik!!
heyy umm i really ike this comment above me and i want to be your frend!!!! jkjkjkjkj
ewwwww. Urz feeetz be stinkin yes. Smell mine. phwoaaaar!
next pic, cat be in shoez, u wate!
I haz a cat dat awlwayz liekd to be inna shooz, frum kitten alla way tew 18 lbs. Teh stinkier teh bedderer. (Teenayge boyz’ are preferred)
Picture a very fat cat with hed and front paws stuffed inna shoe, sleepin….
Okaaaa..yew gotz me chucklin, ZF!
My boi kittehs always seemed to has teh shoo fettishes. My Jethro (who I losted one year ago today, *sniffle*) lurved my Lands End clogs. He’d put a paw in the as if he was waring them. Silleh boi.
Awww {{{LCB}}}
((((((LCB)))))) I haz a sawrry foar merembering teh kittehs-in-teh-hart. Wut is it wif guise an shooz, NEwayz?
Is ok; I am happy to has happy memories. And teh Cheezfrenz halped me last year when teh sad was fresh.
Guise is guise, u knoews? Stinky is stinky.
Hey LCB! Happy Newt Year! And Congratulations! I here you and The Piggeh are getting hitched!
Iz this troo??? WOOHOOOOOO!
*tossez cweenfetti (inbizziblol) an popz bubblolz!
I sew eggsited!!! Deh gaygemint party iz going tu b on dhe 21st. … I heer derre will b awl kindz aminalz invited tu deh party adn lotz uv kokonutz!!!
u kin reeding bowt it here:
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http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/01/funny-pictures-kitteh-is-callin-u-at-2-am/#comment-548047
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adn moar heer:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/01/funny-pictures-bein-ur-excuse/#comment-548302
ai wanna atend teh BATCHLORETTE partay! whar yew registrationed at, LBC?
*plays in teh invisibolol cweenfeti*
Hay, wait, where ai goed? Halp!
*digz threw cweenfetti lukking fur PK
* as she diggingz deh cweenfettiz turn visiblol.
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~ ˆ Ʌ + ƿ͚͚ ͚ ᶣ ! & ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ₱ʺ ˕ ˤ ▒ ◦ ᴓ ℓ ᷄ ﭦ ͟ ҉ ~ ҩ ε ˆ Ʌ + ƿ͚͚ ͚ ʺ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ᴪ ҉ ~ ʺ ۞ ᶣ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ₱ᵖ ⌂᷊♯ ♦ פּ∞ ☼ ⸗ סּ ۽ ▒ ◦ ᴓ ℓ ᷄ ﭦ פּ
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Wair iz u??
ᴓ ℓ ᷄ ﭦ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ᴪ ۑ ҉ ~ ʺ ۞ ᶣ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ₱ ▒ ◦ ᴓ ℓ ᷄ ﭦᶣ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ₱ פּᵖ
⌂ ᷊♯ ♦ פּ ∞ ☼ ⸗ סּ ۽ ª ▒ ◦ ᴓ ی ɇ ὐ ڿ Ѯ ͒ ۋ Ξ ᴥ ) ℓ ᷄ ﭦ פּ
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PK???
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Ʌ+ ƿ͚͚ ͚ ʺ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ᴪ ˤ ͟ ₱ ʺ ۞ פּᵖ ▒ ◦ ᴓ ℓ ᷄ ﭦ ⌂ ♯ ♦ ۑ ҉ ~ ᶣ ϡ ˕
ª ᵕ ͓ ی ɇ ὐ ڿ Ѯ
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iz u in heer!?!?!?!?!
Ai heer sumwhairs… ai fink ai iz, ennyway! *digs fru cweenfetti tuwards teh cween’s voyse* Ooh, pretty cweenfettis! *kersplodes frum cweenfettis tu grab fur cweenfettis tate be inna air* Gotcha!
Dere u b!!!
fur a minit dere i thot wii losted u fur gud!!
Ai nawt yet gets losteded fur gud, ownlee fur bad. *giglol* An nawt fur ebber, ebber!
Ai heers sumfing moobing in teher! *rolls tu crowch, wif eers forwurd an tayl-tip twitching, and prepayrs tu du teh butt-wigglol uv doom* Iz a comfetti mowse?
*singing*
Maus had fun, fun, fun
’til LCB took teh d-cart away
Otay, I waytin awn thsi weddin fing till I heerz wits up awn teh 21nd! Kant figger owt nuffin!
You’re going to lose that pig
You’re going to lost that pig
If you don’t take him out tonight
he’s going to change hiz mind
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{{{{lcb}}}} Loves to you on Jethro’s annibersary.
Luvs to Esme, too
*joynes booklion in teh sympathieez fur lcb*
{{{{{{{{lcb}}}}}}
Ai membrrr it awl too well. We had SUCH a big sad fur yoo.
mai kittehs neber seem to sweep in shose. dey just put der toys in dem.
*also does danses for gettin a blu name adn piktures of her kittehs on de page*
on her own page dat is
nyghtwind, I tryin and tryin tew ask u to be mai frend, but eben tho I am loggded awn, it wants me tew log awn. Phoo!
ai will try tu.
got it!
on my own page dat is
U haz deh blooz!! Yay fur u!!! wen u b seeing Phillipe d’Beaker, tell him u b noolee bloo adn he will haz a prezzee fur u!!
Yay, nyghtwind! Blooness be hyooj acheevmint! *dansdans* Also, ohai an welkomings!
Oh, an ai haz had tu pull a toy oar two (hundred) owt uv shoos, tu.
dey lieks to give me cuetips adn change mostlee. but aiz always has change for a dollar dat way….
Mai Loki luvluvluvs aluminuminium foil balls. Put shoo awn sumtiem wif foil ball in toes… *saigh* Kittehs… Ai wish mine gibbed me munnies!
Mai kitteh lieked to leeb hurz eggstra fresh noms inna shoos. Moastly teh burdees and teh mauses.
ewww!
*runsawaiberyqwiklyfromshose*
oh well. must runz awai now. ai as to get luch wif sum friendz to do a belea…beela…bery late christmaus.
Haz fun!
Aw, LCB. {{{{{LCB}}}}} Annibersarees be hard.
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Kittehs duz haz teh stranjist obseshuns sumtiems. *shaeks hed*
{{{lcb}}}} Jethro will alwyz hava speshul spot in yer heart.
Eef it be teh stinkie den dey liek tu role ina it!
Werser than limbergererer
Sowwy I nawt Ceees U an zauberflolute awn teh nawt sekkund refresh. U can has teh sillibrashuns tu
Awww, fangs WRr!
Hawt choklit and conga lyn beh sownden gud… unless ub coarse yew dew da poll dansin? *hopeful smylol*
O fangz u, WRR!! Weird Press, it haz teh problemz sumtymez
Wat u meen “sumtymez”?
*snerk*
badden ur hatches BDM. We has teh blizzie heer naow. Has foot deep snoe drifts in a hour. Anna snoes is coming down fastur now. Wind bloes at 35 mph wif gusts tu 50
Fark. Ai noes eet beh cummin, butt (hehehe) dat does NAWT mean ai wants! Anna ai hurd da temp is tew drawp 40 oar moar degrees F bai tewmorrow. Ai will maek a run tew da groshree stoar to get anyfing ai nawt hab lots ub.
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Fangs fur da warning, WRr!. Ai figures ah got an hour tew get mah litter bawks tewgevver.
*putts own tonz o’ kloves tew go tew groshree stoar*
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Kthxbai. Bak lader!
Otay, ai bak. Ai habs samm-on cream cheez and baglols and pepsi and beer and termaytoes. Ai am reddee fur da snoes, aifinkso!
I has smelled my own backside an DIS be worse!
…sez kitteh, nawt me.
I nawt neerly dat flexiblol.
Awww… ai waz hopin tew sea dat!
Sry.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 9now carefully checks teh keys foar no moar bold
heer, ai leeves a harebal in ur shoo, that maik it smel bedder *hork*
My wunnerful frenz, I’m gonna leev foar a whiel. Mom an I are gonna go to Wal-Mart.
I figured I’m in a bad mood anyway, so why not?
I’ll be bak later, so consider urselves duly warned!
EE-german-sea, EE-german-sea! Extry floofy cheezblanketz, big snorglee floofeh kittehs, choklit and udder nummee noms!!
Put out de speshully comfortin hwt chokklit wif brandy and nommy jinger cookys. Or mabbe Coquito (Puerto Rican eggnog)? Dis recipe Ai gotz from my neph’s wife hoo is from PR. Dey made it and brot 2 bottlols in der checked luggage all de way from SanDiego to Easter Orygun. Whoo-eee—it is gud stuff! We had de luckee cuz it dint spill inside sootcase!! (Or be drinkin by de TSA guis)
happiyail News yeer to all Cheezfrenz!
(ai wud be dna jer us if ai cud tipe)
Happitail Newz yeer!
Butt (hehehe) happiyall is a nis wish tew!!
Hey…sinz ai’s frum da souff, happiyall wurks gudder… tanks fur da idear
Happiyall sownds liek teh hillkitteh purr nounc ea shun. Izza gud fing where ai cumz frum.
welllll yu ar frum da souff (da ko ta)
Mai mum kitteh’s fambly iz frum teh KY/TN areas. Dey nawt haz tu buys whiskeyz. Dem knoes haow tu maeks it.
ttfn..gotz tu go pik up hubbikitteh.
* scampers in lukking fur teh anti-horriblol dai chare *
* crunches up a ginjurbred weesul *
* pours extry cowld Guinness *
Ohai GP U can has teh Black adn Tans. U wantz teh Nom sum haggis? Ai haz sum leftober frum fangs gibbon in teh freezurs.
mmmMMMmmm fankies WRR!
GP?! Yu iz habing horriblol day?! Plz tu be sitting down. *tucks eggstra-floofeh cheezmap blankit over GP* Iz ennyfing else yu needing? What happin?
* snorgles in blankie *
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fankies Prysm… ai maed mistake ob going out intu teh reel werld… stoopy ppl ebberyware! adn mai fayborit butchers had liek NO fuds adn mai fayborit vegerable shawp wus teh clowsed! Uff… Nao ai has tu go shawping agen during teh weeeeek weeeeek weeeek – DO NAWT WANT!
♫♪ Ai wish teh reel whirlld wud just stawp hassuling me… ♫♪
Ai nawt lyk teh reel whirrld. Yu just relaks heer in chayr, an turn awn teh heeting an massaj funkshuns tu warm yu up aftur teh cowld.
Yu haz teh fuds fur weeeeek-end?
oh yesh yesh yesh! ai fownded sum Chorizo adn sum * whispers * Rabbit so ai can has nyce rowsted fuds adn ai has craving fur Pasta wib spicy sosij inna creemey sos!
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* licks lips *
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
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eet wus teh nawt alibe wen ai gawt dere! ai cud du notting fur eet (sept add sum garlic, olibe oil…)
Leeza will hab sumfing to sai abowt dis wen seh gets bak, aifinkso…
Dus yu has “A cook on the wild side” show ober dere?
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’nuff sed, aifinkso
GP, you could make some gumbo with the rabbit and the chorizo. Very nommy indeed!
Oh, BTW, conga rats on you and LCB getting hitched!
Good show, old bean! Can I be the Ebil Best Man… er… Maus?
* narrows eyes *
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donut maek me come ober dere…
What? Whatdidido?
*whispurrs* pssst, Ebil Maus–yew will be da berry handsum inna tux (nawt a tuxie) yew shud hab a brite blew cumberbun… eet will match yr abatar seeeew nislee, and da bloo litebulbs awn LCBs hed.
Does the bride get to wear something Ebil, to go with the Old, New, Borrowed & Blue?
Ai beh da pretty shur dat anyfink LCB wears wud maek mens fink ebil fings… dus dat kownt? (Yew hab sum sugjestshuns awn dis poynt?)
Ohai Maus! yu has resipee plzthx?
Try this one. Add the “3W”s to the front of the URL:
cdkitchen.com/recipes/recs/632/Rabbit-Gumbo76181.shtml
Oh, and um, pinney gigs has teh lips??
Ob corse! * shows lips *
sea?
Him lerneded frum Mick. *giglol*
SCHMOOO!!! Gotcha!
* pew pew pew * Kitteh Cootehs! DO NAWT WANT!
Nawt just kitteh cootehs, butt GRRL kitteh cootehs! Ha ha!
* wipes fais wib back ob littlol paw *
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ew ew ew
Ohai pinny gig! *schmoo*!
mmmm…..iznt rabbit sorta liek nommin yer cuzin? No ‘fense…jus hav to ask.
no, is otay… iffn yu puts a GP adn a lolbit inna hutch togebber dey tends tu fite fur sum reesun; aifinkso is cos wii is teh cyooter, uh huh yesh.
Iz pawsibul teh weasuls myte be stopping bai yur howse…
Yeah, teh rabid wuns. Wii jus sayin’…
mmm… rowsted weesul…
Rabbit being nachural fud uv weasuls, aftur awl. An, of coarse, yu putted shock collars on tehm so they cud nawt eet ennyfing small an furreh.
tihs is teh troo… yu wud liek me tu remobe teh collolars?
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O teh Hyooge Manatee!
Ai habing no pinyun, but teh weasuls lyklee duz. Yu can talking tu tehm about it when tehy coming tu haz sum rabbit.
*rigglols awl ober wif eggsitemint an nerbusnesses, tehn scoots awf tu duing stuffs*
Ryt nao, ai gots tu duing sum laundrees and fings (pleh), so ai bedder go fur a bit.
Wow… just tuday an tumorrrro lefted… ai beend nawt-wurking so lawng, iz gunna be a big shock being in class!
{{{Prysm}}} has teh phun!
Hey there, {waves}
Now that is just hilarious!!
*LOL*
*LOL*
heerz teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today! i duznt be habbing anywun on my list for today, but tomorrow iz teh burfday ob a fyoo ob owr speshul frenz!! if today iz yor burfday an yoo izn’t on my list (compiled by teh magnifisint cweenmj frum herz frenz list), speek up anyway an let us kno!! i haz yummy cuppiecaeks in your favrit flavrs wif fancy frostings, dishes ob schnawzberriez, razzleberriez, an booberriez wif kreem brooley, fizzyfrooty party punch, noyzemakerz, an goodie bags wif bownsy ballz taht make boingy noyzez wen tehy bownse, kandeez, jumbo pencils taht smell like kandees wif jumbo eraysurs shayped liek pingwins, an sparkly kitteh stikkers!! an a swixh ob teh burfday wand to make all yor wishes com troo!
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*grabz a noyzmaker and blowz
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FWOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
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* tryz tu nom deh penslolz dat smelling like knadeez.
plbbbbt!! blaek!!!!!
wunders if dey be luukin lyk dis: *CENSORED*
burfday fairy finks mebbe taht shuld being “boo berriez” or mebbee “blooberriez.” wishes WP had a “edit commint” funkshun.
ROFL. Sowree, butt eet was funee. Nawts meens tew
N E buddee
Creem Sikkill Liddil
Kitteh disskubburrz Hewmin
habz ‘Broam-i-droassiss’
Witch iz uddur naym
4 ‘Steenkz~Footz’! dat iz wutz Frank
Zappuh allwayz sez:
Mah Tennis Shoo iz
2 tytez! An coodn’tz getz it
awwff lasstz nyte. A
week’z gawnz bye andz naow
it’z Joo~lie. Mah gurlfrenz cyrz,
“WOW! U gawtz Steenkz~Footz!
Steenk~footz, dawrleeng! Ur
Steenkz~Footz putz a hurtz awn mah
noaz! Steenkz~Footz! Steenkz~Foot
Ah ain’tz lyeeng! Canz
U rinss itz awff, duz U suppoaz?!!!”
Steenkz~Footz iz t3h ‘Pleh!”
Jack.
Epik pome! Yay!
I LOVE THOSE SHOES.
hvet yonszh ze? Tiillo/paetre
Kewt l’il kitteh is prayin dat the smell goes away
agonee of de feet
Dat iz the look mai kitteh givez me after he triez to steel an oranje frum mai plate.
Simply Adorable… Is the kitten covering its nose because of the shoe odor, or blocking the light, or both? lol
Weird. My cat likes the way my shoes smell. Every day, when I come home, I kick off my shoes and leave them by my couch, and she immediately runs over to smell them. She sticks her head in so far, her little ears bend back. Personally, the smell doesn’t appeal much to me.
I had a pair of those same shoes.
Hey! those look lik mai shoos!
I luv it!
man, mah kitteh pixie can’t sai nuffin about mah feet when she taeks a dump in da kitee littre.