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annudder nawt sekund? annipuss u craezy.
annipuss teh nawt sekund uf nawt sekundzeez!
yah, she prollee in da GuineesPiggeh Buk 0 Whirrl’d Rekurdz. Must bee in da Tea or sumfing in da waturz in TTI- I seem to merember AMBERCAT having a loooooooong winnink streak. (hee, not teh runningnekkid kind- at leeast i dontfinkso…)
* has ideeya fur otter cheezland ebent… * fankies sweetpea
o goodiee! i halped plan uh nevent fr da nupshuls?
*claps pause in delie*
Ai aer nawt runnin enneeware nekkid oar clothid – nawt eben fur U GP.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIPv9AtZ2zE
otay……………jus wun more………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgFjLB4VYSU&feature=related
wait….he put it in a shoe box and then started punching holes in it?!? wouldn’t that kill the poor thing?!? O.0
Well yeah! How could it not?:lol:
Canned cat shoe laces onna yr fast fingies der, annipuss! was raining here onna wes cozt butt now is puffy white clouds anna bits o blu skies! a bautimous dai tew yew mai cheez fren!
hope connekshun doesn’t bork like mine does!
On trying tu relowd, mittens diskobered she now had three heds and seben feet.
it wus a darkanstromy nite in Cheezlan, wen Teh Hedledd Kitteh furst appeerd…!
*syyyyyyh*
Teh Hedless Kitteh!
wii reeds typonese berry wall, nawt tew werree!
teh nise fing abowt lolspeek iz yoo kan alwayz say, “i mented to do taht” wen yoo haz a typo.
weeel, ecsept wen teh typo maeks teh wurd kum owt in hooman-speek.
*gigle* I tink it betteh wif Heddledd Kitteh. I lieks it. I tink I rite story aboot the Heddledd Kitteh. See u. Dis takes sume time butt (hehe I say butt) I tetllu how it go later…
Hi stawked arownd JCH4K ave., looking furr himz hed. Hi looked up on a light post. At teh top waz……
a pinny gig, crai-in “weeek, weeek, weeek! Lesh dan free weeks an ai iz tew marri LCB. Ai will beh her phlonquais-hubbeh. Oh, wayt… is dat da same fing?”
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Suddenlee, dere was a berry loud “CRASH” inna alleewai, and there, inna allee was a ..
HIPPORHINOSERPIG!
OH NOES! crii-d da hedlesh kitteh (aldo wii donot noes hao him seds dis, sins him hads no hed). Itza Hipporhonoserpig!
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Da hipporhinoserpig sed, Ohai, mai naem is Schmoo, and ai am heer tew…
Take yew onna ride, aifinkso! den all at wunz teh soundz ub trumpetz, and den der waz…
Fyrwerks sploden ebreewhere, sew da hedless kitteh jumpeded awna back of the hipporhinoserpig, sins it beh much biggur dan da kitteh.
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A parade ub berry larj rats waz dansin down da street. Dey were dueing da Konga for…
Nellie teh Eli-font, wu had a ty foar nawt sekkond, adn GP’s wedding wib LCB.
a beayootiful qween, whut dusted off teh fallen giggy, and dried his widdle guiness tearzes. She rise tew hur royal hight and sayd:
Heer beh mah weddin gift tew yew: Cweenfetti! Eet can make yew inbisiblol if yew plais wif tew much… an remember, yr bride beh at da beyootee shawp gettin her furs dun pretty, so don’ts yews tew mush ub dis.
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Deh hedless kitteh desided tew ax the cween fur halp, but when she saw da hedless kitteh, she….
runnedawaiwivakwikness, cryin….
runnedawaiwivakwikness, cryin….
Oh noes! Ai wunner whii da cween runnded awai cryin!? finked da hedless kitteh. Ai donot noes if ai shud foller her, or nawt.
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Just then….
OOoooooO! A Halloweeenie tale!!!
No, I’m shur it’s teh hed that’s missing, nawt teh tail.
*hahaha* the tails nawt there either!! then shouldn’t it be 80% loaded kitteh?
ohhh, mai hed!!!
poor kittah cant get a hed in life
snerk
needs to get a hat!
U aern’t owld enuff 2 `member dat adbert, aer u?
oh oh oh “Get ahead – Get a hat!” cyclol sayftee bideo FTW?
Iffn dat iz teh caes, it iz borroed frum a 1950s adbert bai a man’s owtfitterz hoo yoozed teh fraze Ifnn u want to get ahedd, get a hat
to get a hed
edukashun iz importint
kitteh needz to find a good skull
Konga ratz, anni!
Thx, Ai wull sillybrayte bai goin an kukkin mai dinner inna minnit. Ai haz a hongree!
Ai gab mahsalf a hungree goin tew da groshree stoar… nao ai haz eeted tew mush!
happi nomming anni!
do u nom somfing special to be so
kwik AND clebbur?
No, Ai juss no teh tiemz teh pikchoorz chaynj an seam 2 be lukkee.
O, Ai do nom lossa feesh – dat iz spozed 2 be gud fur teh brayne!!!!
* scamper scamper scamper *
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Soapbox? Czech.
Micrololfone? Czech.
Teh Cheezfrends Tenshuns? Nope.
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Ahem, AHEM! Yu in teh bakk! Yesh YU, plz tu pai tenshun, fankies.
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Step rite up, cheezfrends adn ai shall tell yu a storee ob wundermuss!
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Does yu leik teh wyld animlols?
Does yu liek teh nawt so wyld animlols?
Does yu liek fairgrownd gaymes?
Does yu liek soobeneer stands?
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Iffn yu has sed “Oh yesh yesh yesh!” tu anee of dese adn otter kweshuns, yu is copying meh – plz tu stawp eet * narrows eyes *
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O yesh, nao ai members! Awn Janyooairy 21nd awn teh 4am Cheezthyme LOL – is 5pm TTI thyme adn aifinsko Merica is sumware inbetween – wii can has teh grand opening ob teh nawt sekkund Cheezland Safareh Park? Oh yesh yesh yesh!
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“Wowzers, GP! Taht sownds teh ossim! but but but elebenty munnies tu enter?”
uh huh, yesh. Awl the munnies raysed wheel go tu teh cheezland animlol shelturs tu help keep teh animlols warm adn buy dem gushifuds, krunklifuds adn eben toys!
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“GP, GP, GP!!! Whut kynd ob animlols wheel dere be inna Safareh Park?”
Well, is mostlee sekrit fur nao, but but but awl wheel be teh reveeled soon. Dere wheel, ob corse, be awl yur fayborits adn mebbeh sum surpryses tu!
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“O, GP! Ai has kweshun! Summedy sed dere is no munnies fur teh animlol sheltur adn yu is spending eet awl awn yur wedding tu LCB… Whut yu has tu sai fur yurself, huh?”
* narrows eyes * Otay, ai sais eet WON MOAR THYME fur dose hu is hard ob heering… As mush as LBC is teh grate adn powerfloof adn an egg salad Phlonquer; ai no wants tu marry hur adn she no wants tu marry meh. Otay? Dere is no wedding. Nuh uh. No wais. Nebber. Otay? Cleer? Wii can moobe awn nao? Fankies.
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“but but but ai has brotted a gnu hat adn ebberyfing…”
* narrows eyes sum moar * donut maek me fetch teh angree wolves…
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“Ai wants tu halp teh littlol animlols tu, GP! Ai can has fairgrownd gayme oar sell T-Shurts oar bobblol hedded Hyooge Manatees oar sumfing?”
O yesh yesh yesh! Mai gnu temporaree Phlonquais’ Phlonquais AngelPlume is in charge ob teh fund raysing – plz tu see hurr iffn yu wants tu orgamanise sumfing (iffn she is nawt nomming toona, ob corse!)
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“Deed ai heer sumfing abowt a Cocomonut Shy, GP?”
Oh yesh yesh yesh! Leeza-b/skwirrlgrrl wheel be running teh stand! Plz tu sea hurr fur deetayls ob hao mush munnies eet cowsts, whut yu can yoose tu smush teh cocomonuts wib adn whut yu can win as a pryze!
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Otay, taht is enuff kweshuns fur won dai – moar informayshun wheel follow in teh next phew weeeek weeeek weeeeks!
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Fankies
O, adn ob corse AWL ob teh exhibits wheel has heds, aifinkso!
*pounces awn GP wif a beeg snoweeslushee SPLAAAT!!!!!!*
AHHA!!!! Gots yu at lasts!! Yu thot ai cudnt fiend yu, dincha? NAOW, yu gimme bak mai Beri Portint Weddin Plannin Lisst …
*grabs teh lisst an loks it in Beri Sekrit An Sekyoor Pokkit, den lets go ob GP*
Nao ai will comtinyoo wif teh Weddin Prepairshuns. An ai fink dat ai beddur ordur dat speshul tukseedoh aftur awl. Sum grums bees jus so beri uncop … unkloo … nawt agreein wif stuf.
*goes awai tu memmeeryz lisst, jus in caes GP tries ennee moar triks …*
*whispurrs* Nicewitch… dew yew beh needen da bawlgag and hankuffs tew beh manajin da grum? Ai habs sum ai kan loan yew til abter da hunneemuun
*whispuurs 2* Tankyew, BDM … ai fink wii beddur keeps dem cloes bai — wii wil bees needin dem if GP gets ennee wurs.
Heer yew goes:
~——-O———~ (_)-(_) and donot furget da kee 0=,,
Ooooooo! Dey bees teh gud wuns, aifinkso! Ai wil bees keepin dem beri saef, jus in caes wii needs dem. Tankyew!
Welkum, yew iz eet!
Ai fink Ai unnerstanz noa….Yu iz habin teh weddin at teh Safareh Park!!!~! Dats wai yu iz opnin it!!!!
butt ai wanted tew go tew TTI, ai thot teh weddin wuz gonna b theer *pouts*
* picks up tellolphone, dials wolves nummer *
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Is ringing…
sings “hoo’s afrayd uf teh big bad wolf….”
It wil bees beri nies tu be ceein teh wulfees agin. Deys beriberi fawnd ob teh snows, didju noes dat? Wii plais tugevver menneemennee tiems. Teh wun ting wii nawt agrees awn iz dat dey tu munch liek to nom teh littul rodints, caws deys munchees eeziur tu bees catchid dan teh beeg moosis wif teh antlurs …
O, there u is, GP. We needs to meet wif teh caterers and teh photographers a little laters. When u is gonna has time?
Wai? huh? Wai yu has tu encurrage dem? Uff…
Well, how u spect to feeds all teh peeps who attend teh big event and then immortalize them in celluloid?
aiwheelimmotalizeyuincelluloidinnaminnit
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Hmm… well, dere wheel be teh hawt dawg stands adn otter freshmints adn teh sekuritee camerus shud taek care ob teh wrest, aifinkso yesh.
Dats beri gud tinkin, GP! Ai gnu yu wud ebenchillee halp wif teh prepairins ob ur weddin. An id dint hurts atawl, nao diddit?
lcb, duz yu noes yr phlonquais-fiantsay haz been posin az cennerfold in wun ov “thoze” magazines? Iz otai wif yu?
cennerfold or cenner poled??
Oh, LCB… yew luks wondermaus wif yer gnu dew! (nawt dat yew duznt awlways luk wundermaus!)
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Ebil Maus axd onna prebious fred if yew were wairin sufink ebil, as da borroweded… ai told him dat ai finked dat anyfing yew ware wud makes men hab ebil finkin, but ai donot noes if dis be suffishent.
an doan furgit teh floorists! canna hab teh weddinz witowt teh floor!
ooooooo Can i playz at teh wedding? Pull owt all da stawps on the Pie Paw Gun?
*passes ober bidness card frum a selekshun a la Rokford”
card sez
“Have Pie Paw Gun, Will Travel”
i will give you a speshul elebentee purrr cetn diskownt…
Oh, dat beh a berry gud deal, elebenty purr sent awf!!
Ooooo dis gonna bees teh lubliestis weddin …. lukkit awl teh wunnerful frends hoos taekin parts innit!!
oh oh oh, an teh trol caje!! dont forget abowt teh troll cayje!!
An it duzint has tu bees a hyooj wun, cuz wii kan skwush dem tugevvur ifn lawts ob dem shos up.
WTF?
FTW = Foar Teh Wyn. What beh confuzzing yew, Airigh?
mmmmmm… wai tew weale owt ub yr engenmints. duz LBC know she iz teh jilted? *casually examines pointy ends while watching GP out of the corner of her eye…*
*sneeks back in*
Ai haz watcheded tu much Dr Who an Tiem Teem an uvver sordid cool shows frum TTI, aifinkso (com tu fink uv it, iz nawt much Norf Mercan stuffs ai lyk). Mai bf iz insisting ai haz debeloped an aksent!!! Ai iz Kanajan, tho! So nao ai nawt onlee gunna have tu wurrying whevver ai uzing lolspeek in rong playse, nao ai gots tu wurrying if ai using aksent taht nawt being mien? 
tuff break der prysmakitteh, eh?
if u is canadan den duzzunt u already has an accent, eh? (american byass, i sho u eet).
But I lurvs teh dr. who (and torchwood, cuz captain jak is teh awsum), so I tinks much good tv comes from TTUK nachurallee
I members wen I gotted sikk camping in Banff, I wented to Canamanadian Dr.Tinycat who speeked wif a Scottish-y aksent. I fink menny Canadamanians haz teh aksents of teh British Aisles….az well az norf American and Fransaiz. So can haz enny kind ov aksent yu wants, P-K.
ohai booklion is U back in NY state or is U still in sunneh Florida
ohai, two-kittehs, I iz still in Florida, where sun iz too hawt fur me. I mebbe starts bakk norf on Wednezday.
Iz never had a capshun maek it to homepaeg yet, but dis my pickshure! yay! Hope fame duzzint give my kitteh a big hed!
Con catulashunz, soskuie!!!!! dat b awsum!!!!
Haz ur kitteh finished loading yet??? wud hate tu think uv hur running rownd hedless awl dis time.
teh hedless kitteh ob ICHC…..:lol:
Divakitteh, ai beh tryink tew axept yr inbite tew beh da cheezfrenz, but WP has a stoopy at da moment…
Hedless kitteh?!?!?! Oh noes!
Ohai frenz. I’m baaaaaaack.
Ya know, wif teh egg-sepshun of killin peeplol thro teh mayle, teh unabomber had teh rite eyedea – stay hoem, keep to urself an onlee go to town twise a yeer foar supplies.
Yu bin hasin teh beribad dae, rhsb? Gud dat ur bak in Cheezland wif us – wii wil halps tu keeps teh bads awae. Purrsunallee, ai finkin ob moovin heer ful tiems – teh RL nebbur bin mai faboret plaes.
Anom!
Lyk my man Rob Thomas says, “I wish the real world would stop hassling me”.
I maded teh mistake of menshunin to mahm dat I needed to go to Wal-Mart. Befoar I kno it, we’re going 2gether an she’s plannin owt dis big trip whiel I’m stuk in teh van wif hur. Pleh. I tolded hur I nawt want to make dis awl-day fing, an tehn teh grumblolin started between us.
When we FINALLY got to Wal-Mart (after going to another store previously), she took for freakin EVER to get out! I called her twice from outside teh stoar. Apparently, I nao shop lyk a man – get in, get teh thing, pay foar it, get teh “hail” owt – an cannot stand doin teh leeshurely fing ennymoar.
Onna gud note, I’m meetin a fren foar dinnur. Wii is gonna eet Mexican fuds an I gonna has a margajareeta! Woo-hoo!
*blink* Iz hao ai shop. BF draiv me crazee when him wanting tu luking at ebreefing.
Sownding lyk awsum dinner, tho!
Oh, an ai uzed saim kwote when GP camed back frum bai-ing fuds,, an waz nawty lyking reel whirrld.
I reely reely reely miss mai mommeh…wud luv to have the time back to do nothing important wit her aginz.
a-nom tew dat!! ai wish her had libbed in teh daze ob teh innerwebs!! hers wud hab jus had fun!!!
Mii too, soskuie.
Peepz, annoying as teh parents can being, if yoo lubs dem, tell dem!
hmmmmmmmmm the mamakitty is makin noise rite now…….cud ai be
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annoyin her?????
Shirly nawt!!
Iz dat N-E-fing liek uh granny knot? ‘rents and g’rents rule!
Shirly yu jest!!
Ai sed it ‘fore…
It mite nawt bii just, but sumtiems ai joust if yew git teh jist.
Jest doan call meh late fur the wurdfest.
We shares a howse, nicewitch? RL keeped me awf heer fur a munf!!!!! Ai lyks it eben less nao.
Dat wud bees lubli, PK! Ai has a purrfurrin foar teh owld farm-hows kinda plaes, ownlee wifowt owld-hows prawblums (liek cowldniss inna wintur an hawtniss inna summur an plummin wut borks alla tiems an stuf). Wut ur purrfurrinsis bees?
Ooooh, taht sownding wunnermus! Big owld ramblee playse, much much moar inneresting tahn nu playses (but ai agree, can du wifowt sum kinds uv inneresting!) An lots uv trees arownd it, an gardins… ai nawt gud gardner, but ai finking ai member yu iz?… an green stuffs in genral. An lawts uv big windoz fur kittehs tu sitting in.
Defnitlee, a hyooj ramblee hows wif ohai seelins, an deeeeep winnowseals foar teh kittehs tu sitz awn (an stil has teh rum foar nies plantsis) an mello wud floars. Lawts ob rums, so wii can bees tugedur wen wii wants an bees pryvit wen wii wants, an hab cumpanees tu stae wiv us, an hab awl owr frends cum foar dinnurs. An, ifn is OK wif yu, ai wud liek tu gib a saef hoem tu awl teh sad kittehs an goggies an ennee uver sad aminlols wut doant has wun. An burdees an fishees an ninsekts an reptyuls an fibyans an … an … wutebers. Defnitlee a HYOOJ hows. Wif barns an stuf. An LAWTS ob gardins, so wii kin has flours an froots an vegimabuls, tu.
Ohnoes, waz it berry bad? We gotted teh Anti-horriblol Chair (wif heeting an massaj and reklyne controls on teh arms, sordid choklits insyde wun arm, sordid cowld drinks insyd uvver arm, upholsturred in an eggstra floofeh cheezmap blankkit, an wif nuvver wun fur ober yu), an teh drinkses an noms an floofeh kittehs an ebryfing reddy in last thred when yu said yu waz going owt. Plz tu be sitting daon an relaksing. Yu heer an saef nao.
I hasta leev in abowt an hower oar so, but iz nise to be here insed of **shudder** owt dere.
Oh noes I has to go WallE tomorroz to buy lotsa stuffz
hasn’t gone shawping since we moobed
has to buy kittehlitterz, gooshie fudz and many odder essentialz
iz not looking forward to it
I wud rekkomend goin fayrelee erlee inna day, prefurablee wen eberbodee eles is at church.
It nawt sew krowded today wen mahm an I wented, but hur tooked sew lawng dat I thot I wuz gonna hasta go bak in an drag hur owt by hur anklols!
Will do, go to deh church of consumerism an help deh economies!
I also has to go to the mall to buy some clothses
Usually I like to shawp online
but I has losted some weight
an need to figure out mah gnu size
neggst weekend maybe
an I has to get curtains for deh living room
I wants to be a kitteh
demz no needz to shawp
Noe, dey cum reddee drest an dere hooman slabes bye teh fuds!
an der furcoatz is so purty
deh is comfortblol in boff hot and cold weatherz
This must be at the same zoo as the headless penguin that was on CuteOverload earlier in the week.
Oh noes!! It deleted meh profile and lolz!!! This pic it funny but it won’t load now…:o
I shur hopeso dat Skawtty finishes beemin up dis kitteh befoar da wedding! do nawt want to skeer da gests, u no?
my whole profile is gone, says 404…what does that mean?
nevermind, iz not lone… muts be wp
Maybe its the site? it wont let me link to any other profile also. *sob*
wail dat ansers mai kweshun……… ai cannot get tew mai profyle or
innywun elses……..mus be servers borked
Aifinkso, nawt kin make lols now..oh noes!! Ai hopes dey workin on it. Iz pleh.
ai maded lol………jus fur leeza
gigglols, ai seen dat, ai maded one fur us, ai send tu profile, if it lets yu open it up!
how yew get tew it? yu gots yer profyle back?????
oh doze poor peeps who jus use teh profyle comments……. an no one tew ask anyhow!!
nooooooooooes!! now what will I do to keep my lolcats happeh?!?
It wont even let me log out….wus it somtin I did? I didn’t press any buttons.
kllik on deh “Contact Us — Send Us Ideas and Suggestions.” link up dere on deh rite and telling dem bowt ur probblumz. it will opun a commint box and just riting in it and den klik deh “add comment” Tehy will ansering u in ur emayo.
ai sended tofu an emeow n asked her tew put a messij on dis lol tew tell us dems werkin onnit……….hazznt herd back yet
I sent one just now…I hope they send back
aifinkso dems gettn bombardloled!! wiff emeows!!
But I can seeing ur profile!!! I haz tu log owt, uv korse, but I can seeing it!! Adn mine own. adn bunchez uzzerz!!!
I have tried to look at several profiles without success so have sent a message to the Cheezes. I hope it is just a temporary problem.
Well, now mine iz gone tu!! adn i can’t seeing enny uzzerz!!
berry strainj, berry straing……
Ai hoep all ower pics an losz aer saef sumware – wud be a big shaem iffn ebbriwun lawst dere cache.
Mai profile borked tu, nawt kin acess frends an stuff. *frowny face*
KK4! Ai nawt pownsid yu yet sins gawt back! *pownsis KK4 at ohai velos… vilo… speeds, an hedbonks, purring* Hao yu? Uvver tahn profyle borking, taht iz.
*kk4 jumps in air, lands an hedbonks pk* Ai jes fine, ai mekkin lolz ub mai kittehs, jes sittin roun gettin nuffin done!!
Well, you has me foar fren, so wat eles u needz?
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Dat bees beyootimus! Purrhaps wii kin gets yu to halp wif dekormashuns an stufs foar Teh Weddin Ob Teh Senchooree!
Tank you but wat or who is teh wedd’en fer?
Omaigudniss yu hasint herd? Guiness Piggeh an Lolcatburglar r tu bees taing teh nawt on Janooerree twenneewunst! GP has beein beri shai bowt it, an purrtendin dat it jus bees teh ohpinin ob teh gnu Cheezland Safahree Park, butt (*snerk* ai sed ‘butt’ agin) heez nawt fuulin ennee ob us. Ifn yu luk bak up teh fred, yu cee dat he eben has sujeschins foar teh kayterin an fotografee – wai wud he du dat, ifn teh weddin iznt troo. Ebidins – wii haz it.
aww!! so dar is a wedd’en then? or is it that teh ebidins is nawt real and gp is jus tell’en da troof? is cute though, i wants to be dar.
you had a very funny lolcatz i haz somes dat may be funy 2 u so check out my profile
Iz tiem foar me to get reddy to leev foar my dinnur. (I iz meetin fren who iz formur co-worker).
See y’all laturs!
Has a gud tiems! Injoi ur drinkee(s).
Since teh holidaze iz ober, ai jes doan noe where mai hed iz at. Ai swear, iffn it wuzn’t screwed awn…
win!
AAWWK ! Return of the Headless Horse….cat.
Anyone else getting 404 error when trying to log in??????? ARGGGG.. It sayz the kittehs ate my account!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitteh haz lawst hiz hed…no…wate a minnit…he duznt eevn gotz it yet…
Oh, dat kitteh jus lokking over his shulder at somethin intresting we cant see.
Lolz hez lodin. waitin for da wurld to chang. (tara, this kitteh couldnt av etin ur acont. he iz lodin.
look at all these freaking coments. :O WTF OMG