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i killified it fur u

u iz a lot braver den dem.

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This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Saturday, January 3rd, 2009 at 5:00 pm.

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  1. annipuss says:
    January 4, 2009 at 4:00 am

    It’s berry dedd

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  2. Ambercat says:
    January 4, 2009 at 4:00 am

    Yu mai pet an prayse an gimme treets nao.

    Reply
  3. Maus says:
    January 4, 2009 at 4:02 am

    Now I will place it with the others I put outside your bedroom door… You’re welcome…

    Reply
  4. doctorcat says:
    January 4, 2009 at 4:03 am

    Yay! a ty fur top spot! Wut u gvuize wanna do to sillybrate? (I is typinvg wif a splint on mah finvgert, so mah lolspeak is lollier den usual).

    Reply
  5. bluesfan473 says:
    January 4, 2009 at 4:05 am

    Ai am teh mitey hunter! rarrwwrrr!!

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  6. BuddyDitzmores Mom says:
    January 4, 2009 at 4:08 am

    Fangs yew, brabe kitteh!

    Reply
  7. cweenmj says:
    January 4, 2009 at 4:31 am

    Oh hai!!
    .
    Wii haz mennee noobeez hoo fownding us ober deh hollandaise….so i b riting dis tu welkum wun adn awl tu ower wundermouse playgrownd….Dis fabulouz plais haz only wun rule: play niec!!
    .
    Cheezland b majiklol!!! Deh fudz haz no kalreez and deh drinkez haz no alkeehawl!! Adn ebbreewun kin sing and danz most beeyootimouslee!! Adn u kin dew eennneeefing u kin imagining!! (Wunst I randed awl deh way tu deh norf pole adn kissinged a pololar bare!!)
    .
    Dere b a linkee tu deh lolspeek wiki rite under deh pitcher at deh tawp uv deh paige tu halping u unnerstanding us. it b labulled “learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of the intertubes” Wunst deher, teh glossary b on deh upper left uv deh paige.
    .
    If u b wanting a pritty avatar, oar tu making ur name a link tu ur profile, oar uzzer stuff, I haz halperz fur u at
    http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz
    It awlso beez telling u bowt deh Cheezpeepz Map adn how tu gitting a marker uv ur berry own on deh map!!
    .
    Noaw, kum wif mii tu deh ty booteek adn wee will get ebbreewun a welkuming prezzee. Mai pal Gibbocat runz deh booteek adn it b stawkt wif deh most dee liteful fingz. Dere b deh silkee tyz wif kittehz on dem uv korse, fur deh peepz hoo haz tyz fur deh furstest commint. And dere b silk kitteh skarvz, adn bobblol hedded kittehz and kitteh faised lawleepopz, and Cheezland sno-globez, and Cheezpeepz Map blankeez, adn kitteh joolreez, adn kitteh windchimez, adn kitteh wevvervanez and kitteh hot wadder bottlolz ….. deh mind just bogglolz at awll deh fingz in heer. y dere eben b fingz fur deh goggee luverz adn pinny gig fansyerz, tu!! I eben saw a sum coktail glassez wif parrotz etchinged on dem.
    .
    Adn u duzn’t haz tu habbing a ty tu kumming heer. Gibbo sez ebreewun b welkum enneetime.
    .
    **handz eech noobee a CHRG(wdoi) tu help kuntrol deh Splortz**
    .
    Dere awlso b a lounge heer so wii kin habbing deh refreshingmentz and relaxing.
    .
    **Handz deh noobeez eech a hot mug o koko wif wippee kreme adn deh chokklit sprinklolz adn nommablol candy kanez fur stirringz **
    .
    Cheez!!
    .
    **Setz owt tray wif deh pot uv koko adn awl deh fixxinz fur ebbreewun.**

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  8. D.R. says:
    January 4, 2009 at 5:03 am

    Spiders? Yipe yipe yipe! (Runs away)

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  9. rhsb says:
    January 4, 2009 at 5:16 am

    Dat’s nuffin!

    My Josie wunse killded an brought me teh bafftub stopper!

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    • leeza-b says:
      January 4, 2009 at 5:19 am

      donut underestimate teh danger of teh bafftub stoppers!!
      dat’s wot keeps teh watters in teh tub for teh baff!
      .
      how is u today red?

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      • rhsb says:
        January 4, 2009 at 5:22 am

        Hur wuz sew prowd of hurself, too. I had to keep frum laffin as I praysed hur.

        Ohai, Leeza.

        I’m doin gud. Got lotsa sleep, which wuz gud, sinse I nawt sleeped sew gud teh nite befoar. It wuz DEEP sleepin, too, cuz nuffin woked me up, an I sleeps lyk ded woman.

        Gots berry liddlol planned today. Need to strip bed an warsh sheets, but dats basikally it. Wut abowt u.

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        • leeza-b says:
          January 4, 2009 at 5:35 am

          wot about me? haha!
          I dunno… wot I plan and wot I ackshully do never seems to be teh same thing anymores!
          Itz my last day of vacashun.. *sigh* and I really shud try to get teh howse straightened up…. we’ll see wot happenz!

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          • rhsb says:
            January 4, 2009 at 5:38 am

            *snerks*

            Oh, remind me to nawt drink margajareetas an watch u kleen howse agin. U remememembur wut happened teh last tyme, rite?

            **hassa ponder**

            On sekkund thot, nebbermind! ;-)

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            • leeza-b says:
              January 4, 2009 at 5:49 am

              *drawing a blank*
              my terribul memmorie, let me show u it!

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              • rhsb says:
                January 4, 2009 at 5:54 am

                KK and I were in recliners and drinking margajareetas, watching you clean your baffroom. Teh nexst thing I kno, I wake up in teh NB, warin a shirt I nawt rekognize, an NOBODY will tell me wat happened!

                **will hasta go luuk an find it nao**

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          • prysma-kitteh says:
            January 4, 2009 at 5:52 am

            leeza: ai starting teh skool tumorro (eek! tumorro!!!! CC, let me hab maed gud choyse…). Ai shud be duing teh howsewurk tuday, but uvver tehn essenchul laundrees an a trip owt inna cowld tu get gushifud fur kittehs, ai knowing berry well taht teh howsewurk will nawt happen. Oh well… say la vee, ai spends teh tiems riting an being wif frenz an snorling kittehs insted. :D Teh howse, ai gibs up awn it.

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            • prysma-kitteh says:
              January 4, 2009 at 5:55 am

              awlso, snorguling kittehs… nawt shur hao tehm feels abowt snorling…

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              • leeza-b says:
                January 4, 2009 at 5:57 am

                oh prysma, I wish I cud but I iz just not teh type to give up!!
                .
                R u all exxsited about teh skool?
                Iz u taking a full load or goin part time?

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                • prysma-kitteh says:
                  January 4, 2009 at 6:08 am

                  Iz teh full-tiem. Wun affurnoon a week at hoomane sosietee fur hands-awn “Canine Feline Handling Lab”, an teh rest in teh collij. I haz an eggsited an a nerbus an a “what teh heck am ai DUING?” an sum uvver stuffs tu. Ai reelee reelee wants tu be wurking wif kittehs an uvver aminlols, but will ai du gud in skool, will ai finding job aftur taht ai happeh wif… awl teh usooal stuffs when committid tu hyooj lyf chanjis! :D
                  .
                  Nawt fink uv it as gibing up, fink uv it as ree-aranjing pryoritees!

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                  • cweenmj says:
                    January 4, 2009 at 6:26 am

                    I haz egg sited fur u tu, PK!!!! Think uv awl deh funz and usefull thinkgz u will lerning…. adn deh gud peepz u will meeting!!! it will being so awsum!!!

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                    • prysma-kitteh says:
                      January 4, 2009 at 7:09 am

                      {{{BDM, leeza, an teh cween}}} Fankies!
                      Ai just gawts tu keeping teh hungree, hungree kittehs in gushifuds whyle at skool… iz gud fing ai can come partee heer fur free!
                      Srsly, if mai “imployur” nawt had skrooed up, ai wud be back being medikul sekritaree in horse-piddle bai nao an nawt go tu skool. (Ai wud be owing less munnies tu baryous playses, awlso, but iz nuvver mattur.) Sinse tehy skrooed up, an ai hadeded no job, an cud nawt finding job wifowt moobing, ai takes a chanse awn sumfing taht importint tu me an ai wud ravver duing. Sooooo… we see what happins, ai gess! But ai still habing a big big nerbus!

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                      • cweenmj says:
                        January 4, 2009 at 7:28 am

                        Iz nrml tu haz deh big nerbuz wen u takez deh big step…. But wunst u start u will lukking bak adn say tu sef: “sef, y wuz i nerbuz uv dis?”
                        .
                        B shur tu kum bak heer tomorrow nite and telling us awl bowt it!!!

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                  • nicewitch says:
                    January 4, 2009 at 7:23 am

                    Yu wil bees duin jus wunnerfulniss, kos yu bees duin wut bees teh rite fing in ur hart! An wen yu bees reddee, teh rite jawb foar yu will bees teh reddee tu – yule cee.

                    Is beriberi portint dat yu taek caer ob ursefl, an du awl teh gud fings foar teh fizzikul-moshunul-spurtchual helfs – wukin at teh hoomane sosietee bees beri rewardin, kan awlso bees beri hard an draynin sumtiems. Luk afftur ursefl tu keeps ursefl strawng in awl teh waes yu needs tu bees.

                    Ai spect wii awl bees waetin tumawro tu heer abowt ur furst dae. Yu wil hab awl owr gud thots wif yu awl dae lawng!

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                    • prysma-kitteh says:
                      January 4, 2009 at 8:40 am

                      {{{{{nicewitch}}}}}
                      Fanks sooo much fur putting up wif me habing teh nerbusnesses, an fur teh reeshuransis! Ai tells ebrywun ebryfing tumorro nite, ai promisses! An ai gunna duing mai best tu luking after me — fur wun fing, ai nawt gunna disapeer frum heer again, n laffing be eggsalad therapees! Must remembur, tho, du nawty bring moar kittehs hoam frum HS…

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            • BuddyDitzmores Mom says:
              January 4, 2009 at 6:11 am

              PK, ai haz an egg sighted fur yew! Yew will beh da awesum! Remember, yew haz as much rite tew beh dere as N E buddee!

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  10. Jack Deth says:
    January 4, 2009 at 5:35 am

    Vijjillunt hunturr
    keepz badz, weerdz, skayree feengeez
    away frum Hewminz

    Moast badz, weerdz. skayree
    feengeez Kitteh duz nawt grawk.
    Killz demz enneewayz!

    Vijjillunt hunturr
    shooz knoez dat Prittee Wun’z shooz
    nawt beez sktratcheengz poastz! :-)

    Jack.

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  11. pepe says:
    January 4, 2009 at 6:01 am

    Mai kitteh eetz spiderz. One time a spiderz bit him on teh tung and I had to take him to the vetz. Kitteh didnt lurn hiz lessen. He still eetz spiderz.

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  12. Angelwaits says:
    January 4, 2009 at 6:04 am

    Kleers froat politely
    Ai haz qwesshut qurest somfing to git anns R to, plz?
    Munz ago, sumwun roat dis below. Menee’s teh teim sumwun wud replai in a nice way to mai commint – so ai noo they liedk it – but not a burger voat in site.
    Ai knaot know haow to gibs boats 2 Commentz. — ???

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  13. nick8414 says:
    January 4, 2009 at 6:29 am

    cealing cat guided da creators to make te interwebs den da website den guide teh creators to make lolcats ALL HAILS CEALING CAT TE KNOWER OV WHAT YOU DO BEHIND DA CLOSED DOR N WHAT YOU DO IN EN OT DOOZ

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  14. nick8414 says:
    January 4, 2009 at 6:33 am

    yybhydvnuvjh vhug halp maut isn frezing

    sry it fixed

    (O) (O)
    ^
    -__-__- it a kitteh

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  15. nick8414 says:
    January 4, 2009 at 6:34 am

    halp inter webs freezing saves ur selvs

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  16. nick8414 says:
    January 4, 2009 at 6:38 am

    I seez you down der makin a comment typein ur wurdz i seez you NOMIN near key bored dun get it messy oor its get all sticky
    (O)^(O)

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  17. Mick says:
    January 4, 2009 at 6:42 am

    * strut pout strut pout strut pout POSE *
    .
    HAALLOO Cheezfrends! Guinness Piggeh can’t be here today; so he asked me to read this out to you all – also he said something about setting the Wolves on anyone who mentions “that thing rhsb made up that has gotten WAY out of hand”; now, he neglected to tell me what that was but the Wolves are nodding along knowingly so I guess you have been warned * shrugs *
    .
    Ok, so without further ado! * puts on Guinness Piggeh mask (available at your local Ty Booteek for only elebenty munnies) *
    .
    .
    Ahem, AHEM! Yu in teh bakk! Yesh YU, plz tu pai tenshun, fankies.
    .
    Step rite up, cheezfrends adn ai shall tell yu a storee ob wundermuss!
    .
    Does yu leik teh wyld animlols?
    Does yu liek teh nawt so wyld animlols?
    Does yu liek fairgrownd gaymes?
    Does yu liek soobeneer stands?
    .
    Iffn yu has sed “Oh yesh yesh yesh!” tu anee of dese adn otter kweshuns, yu is copying meh – plz tu stawp eet * narrows eyes *
    .
    O yesh, nao ai members! Awn Janyooairy 21nd awn teh 4am Cheezthyme LOL – is 5pm TTI thyme adn aifinsko Merica is sumware inbetween – wii can has teh grand opening ob teh nawt sekkund Cheezland Safareh Park? Oh yesh yesh yesh!
    .
    .
    “Wowzers, GP! Taht sownds teh ossim! but but but elebenty munnies tu enter?”
    uh huh, yesh. Awl the munnies raysed wheel go tu teh cheezland animlol shelturs tu help keep teh animlols warm adn buy dem gushifuds, krunklifuds adn eben toys!
    .
    “GP, GP, GP!!! Whut kynd ob animlols wheel dere be inna Safareh Park?”
    Well, is mostlee sekrit fur nao, but but but awl wheel be teh reveeled soon. Dere wheel, ob corse, be awl yur fayborits adn mebbeh sum surpryses tu!
    .
    “O, GP! Ai has kweshun! Summedy sed dere is no munnies fur teh animlol sheltur adn yu is spending eet awl awn yur wedding tu LCB… Whut yu has tu sai fur yurself, huh?”
    * narrows eyes * Otay, ai sais eet WON MOAR THYME fur dose hu is hard ob heering… As mush as LBC is teh grate adn powerfloof adn an egg salad Phlonquer; ai no wants tu marry hur adn she no wants tu marry meh. Otay? Dere is no wedding. Nuh uh. No wais. Nebber. Otay? Cleer? Wii can moobe awn nao? Fankies.
    .
    “but but but ai has brotted a gnu hat adn ebberyfing…”
    * narrows eyes sum moar * donut maek me fetch teh angree wolves…
    .
    “Ai wants tu halp teh littlol animlols tu, GP! Ai can has fairgrownd gayme oar sell T-Shurts oar bobblol hedded Hyooge Manatees oar sumfing?”
    O yesh yesh yesh! Mai gnu temporaree Phlonquais’ Phlonquais AngelPlume is in charge ob teh fund raysing – plz tu see hurr iffn yu wants tu orgamanise sumfing (iffn she is nawt nomming toona, ob corse!)
    .
    “Deed ai heer sumfing abowt a Cocomonut Shy, GP?”
    Oh yesh yesh yesh! Leeza-b/skwirrlgrrl wheel be running teh stand! Plz tu sea hurr fur deetayls ob hao mush munnies eet cowsts, whut yu can yoose tu smush teh cocomonuts wib adn whut yu can win as a pryze!
    .
    .
    Otay, taht is enuff kweshuns fur won dai – moar informayshun wheel follow in teh next phew weeeek weeeek weeeeks!
    .
    Fankies :lol:
    .
    .
    * takes off Guinness Piggeh mask *
    .
    Jeepers! Does he talk like that ALL THE TIME??? * strut pout strut pout *

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    • nick8414 says:
      January 4, 2009 at 6:45 am

      put on teh mask

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    • cweenmj says:
      January 4, 2009 at 7:07 am

      ♫♪
      i’ve got a luv~ely bunch uv kokonuts
      dere dey r standing in a row
      big wunz, small wunz, sum az big az ur hed
      give ‘em a twist
      a flick of the wrist
      that’s wut the show man sed.

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      • Teasel says:
        January 4, 2009 at 7:13 am

        Anodder kwestshon, mai cween…..iffin Ai mite…..
        Ai reeded about GP’s fite wif teh cocomnuts, but missed weer an wy teh manshun ob teh cocoloconuts wz banned. Kin yu halp mii?

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        • cweenmj says:
          January 4, 2009 at 7:23 am

          I duzn’t member just wair it wuz, but basically:
          Leeza had a IRL fite wif a cocoanut trying tu fixing a dessert.
          Adn den GP had deh tussle u saw.
          .
          So dey agreed dat dere shudn’t b no maor tawk uv cocoanutz
          .
          …. but den he put deh Cocoanut Shy in deh Safari thing…. adn Leeza b in charge uf it. …*shruggz sholderz* … I think datz wair i got cunfuzzleated maisef…. but mee, i just go wif teh flow…

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          • Teasel says:
            January 4, 2009 at 7:33 am

            Fank yu, cween! I thot maibee sumwun else waz owtlawin the cocomuts!
            AI promiz no moar kwestshons!
            Rly.
            At leest nawt tudai.
            Unless et iz rly sumfin impourtant.
            Srsly.
            (BTW, wif awl teh snos an nao awl teh rains an floods, Ai keeps happi tinking bout Spring wen yu wil be baks in Orygun an Ai can bisits yu inna warm deserts!)

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            • leeza-b says:
              January 4, 2009 at 8:01 am

              fy eyez, teh coconutt rassling I did was on fangs giving eve… did is where my problems started:
              http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/26/funny-pictures-salescat-wont-take-no-for-answer/#comment-511566
              .
              The coconutt shy thing, this was GP’s idea. Inishully I sed no.. I mean, aftur that xperiense can u blame me? But I agreed to halp b/c
              1. it benefitz teh shelters
              2. I gets to aid and abet and otterwise enjoy teh borking of kwite a few of tehse dangeruss things.
              .
              Dat’s it in a coconutt shell.

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              • Teasel says:
                January 4, 2009 at 8:28 am

                :D :D :D Dat wus sew funny! Sawry tew bee laffin at yur x-pence, but yur beet dat coconut inna end!
                Wen Ai waz liddle, ai asked Santa fur a coconut fur Chrissmiss an he brotted mii wun! Ai waz sew eggsitted! Mai Dad opined et fur mii, tho, sew dere waz no epic battle. Ai wud habe shared mai coconut, but Ai eeted it awl!

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                • leeza-b says:
                  January 4, 2009 at 8:33 am

                  oh, lissen, getting it open was only haf teh agony.
                  don’t remember if I tolled the rest here.. but u goes thru all that to get it open, but then getting the ‘meat’ outta teh thing is even wurse! :roll:
                  Teh caek was a hit, but I sees now why people only makes these things for very speshul occasions!

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  18. nick8414 says:
    January 4, 2009 at 6:43 am

    Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

    2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

    3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

    6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

    9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.

    11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.

    14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.17 An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.18 An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good.19 An so teh furth day w00t.

    20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.21 An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.22 An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.23 An so teh…fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.

    24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.

    26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.

    27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.

    28 An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.

    29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.

    praize cealing cat

    this coment cam from http://WWW.lolcatbible.com genises 1

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    • nick8414 says:
      January 4, 2009 at 6:51 am

      hallo i dun like talken to mah selves

      well buy
      *strut strut strut OH NOEZ BASEMENT CAT runs away

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    • cheshirekittehkat says:
      January 4, 2009 at 7:12 am

      Awl praiyse tuu Ceiling Cat; Hims bees teh gratist;
      Ai luuves hims lawts!!!!!

      *klapps floofee pawses*
      Klappitty, Klappitty & Moar Klappitty!!!!

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    • nicewitch says:
      January 4, 2009 at 7:37 am

      Dat bees teh beriBERI mpressib! Ai bees jusabowt spichliss wiv teh aaaawwwws.

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    • kerrykatz4 says:
      January 4, 2009 at 7:55 am

      Kewl, ai lubs da lolcat bible project!!

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    • AngelPlume says:
      January 4, 2009 at 8:43 am

      Inneresting projekt. Hab teh bibuls ob ovver relijuns bin transformd intu lolspeek wif Ceiling Cat playing teh rowl ob dere grate hi deeitee?

      Teh mayn reezin ai ask iz bekawz ai wud not hab imajind dat kittehs wuk create a relijun fur demselvz dat is anyfing lyk Kristeeanitee. Fur egzampul, ai dont fink dey wurry abowt sayvin dere immortal soles, or iffn somfin dey du is sinfull or not.

      Ai fink dere relijun wud be moar lyk mai own, ware dey wud hab a spirichul connekshun wif teh urf Goddess hoo brings growf adn harmonee tu nachur, adn luks ober awl kreechurs wif lub adn support.

      Awlso, ai fink ICHC shud nawt be a playse tu promote or argyoo abowt relijun or politiks. Dere’s enuff ob dat IRL. Or wud u lyk me tu kownter wif a prayr tu CC as teh Goddess ritten in lolspeek?

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      • AngelPlume says:
        January 4, 2009 at 11:25 am

        Ceeling Cat libs far abuv, beyond teh starz inna skaiz.
        She wachez ober all ob us wiff wyz adn knoing aiz.
        She wantz teh best fur eech ob us, but lets us chooz owr wayz.
        She lubs us moor den aneefing, eben wen we strayz.

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  19. soskuie says:
    January 4, 2009 at 6:55 am

    mai pic maed it to homepaeg aginz 2dai! yesserdai too wit hedless cat, oh I has teh happee! mai fot… fotgr… pic taking skillz, let me bask in dem! Never made to homepaeg, and nao I maed it two dais in a row! Helps to have aboy wit such character…givs me lotsa eksllent foto ops! :-)

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  20. rhsb says:
    January 4, 2009 at 7:26 am

    I jest fownded owt dat teh parental yoonits has gone owt to lunsch aftur church.

    I can has kwiet howse for longer! Plus, I knoes I can go owtside an nawt get “busted”! :-)

    bbl

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    • rhsb says:
      January 4, 2009 at 7:28 am

      Oh, an iz 1:30 p.m. heer an I still gots awn my pj’s!

      I LUBS days lyk dis.

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      • Teasel says:
        January 4, 2009 at 7:37 am

        Ai is sew happi fur yu, rhsb. Ai is still in mai pj’s too, but is iz onli 10:30 heer, sew maybe nawt such a biggie deal. Howsumeber, I plans tu remain dis wai awl day! Aftur awl, dese ar mai noo red an gren plaid Crissmiss jammies!

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        • rhsb says:
          January 4, 2009 at 7:50 am

          I iz warin my blak an whyte knit sleepin pants an an obersized-whyte mens t-shirt. (I buy tehm in teh packages of 3.)

          Now I gotta go take shower an get dressed. No lyke habbin cold wet behind!

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      • rhsb says:
        January 4, 2009 at 7:38 am

        **comes bak in, movin sloo an in payne**

        Ow. Ow. Ow.

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        • Teasel says:
          January 4, 2009 at 7:39 am

          Onoes! Wot bes happening tu yew?

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          • rhsb says:
            January 4, 2009 at 7:45 am

            I wented owtside foar siggy an it maded me dizzy.

            I fell UP teh stayres!

            Oh, an nao my butt iz wet an cold too. Teh rok I sit awn owtside wuz wet from teh rayes wii had last nite.

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            • nicewitch says:
              January 4, 2009 at 7:56 am

              *horribul Lekchur Troll sneeks in, diguyzid as Nicewitch*

              Yu cee?? Ai tolld yu dat wuznt gud foar yu!1!

              *runsawaewifatrolliness kos teh reel Nicewitch bees cumin*

              Omigudniss, rhsb! Is yu bees hurtid?? Duz yu bees OK? Heer – has sum hawt choklit wif a liddul bits ob rum innit tu taek awae teh cowldniss.

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            • Teasel says:
              January 4, 2009 at 7:56 am

              Ai is sew sorry, rhsb. (Ai has tu admint dat Ai laffed jus a liddle tu.)
              Ai haz a steepie dribewai, an once Ai went to git the mewspaper an it waz icee but Ai dinna noe dat. Ai slids awl teh wai tu teh bottum an mi butt waz sew cold an wet! Ai hasn’t seed ani bideo ob dat awn Utube yet, tank CC.

              (Ai dinna noes yu smoked….mii too, buts inside. Ai kwitted fur four months las yeer, but fell owf da waggin. Plan tu tries agin dis spring. Cannawt dooz et inna winter cuz I haz tu mush SAD goin awn.)

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              • rhsb says:
                January 4, 2009 at 8:01 am

                I maked alot of noyse, too. Teh steps is solid oak.

                Basically, my foot slipped an I hit my knee/shin on the edge of the tread.

                Smokin? yeah, I started again a few months ago. Only about 3/day, tho. Too much stress going on and I picked it back up. I quit 7 years ago. Wus stoopy, I kno. Only y’all and co-workers know I have started up again. I only smoke outside – no houses, no cars, etc.

                I finkso I gonna sit tite and wait until the dizzees go away completely before I get in the shower.

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                • Teasel says:
                  January 4, 2009 at 8:11 am

                  Owowow! Poor knee/shin! {{rhsb}}
                  Ai’z sawry Ai laffed a liddle at yur misfortun!
                  Yesh, yu needs tew sit down an drinks da hawt choklit wif a liddul
                  bits ob rum innit dat nicewitch brung tew yu!

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              • nicewitch says:
                January 4, 2009 at 8:13 am

                Ohai, Teasel! Ai beri sawree tu heer yu is fello-sufurur from SAD. Ai hs teh krawnik depreshuns (wif medikashuns awl teh tiem) dat gets mush wurs inna winturtiem. Dis yeer, ai bees reedin dat lawts ob SAD is frum teh bitimin Dee deefishinsee, kos wii nawt has owr nekkid skins showin tu teh sunshynes (nawt us peepols inna norf, ennewae!). Sow aiz taekin 2000IU ob teh bitimin Dee twyis ebbree dae, awn tawp ob mai yoosyool medikashuns. Ai hoep dat it halps; wii gots free moar munfs ob teh plehplehpleh wintur tu goes. *sigh*

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                • prysma-kitteh says:
                  January 4, 2009 at 8:35 am

                  Ai haz teh SAD an kronik deepreshuns, tu. Inna wintur, ai buying teh :daylight” litebulbs, tehy haz diffrint whiteness taht moar lyk daylites, an tehy just being inna grosery stoar, altho lil moar eggspensiv (less eggspensiv tehn litebox!!!). Ai keeping lites awn much as ai can, an trai tu spend lawts uv tiem neer winnows eben awn clowdee dayz. Plus ai drinks lawts uv soya milks (akshullee, teh chokklit maeks gud hawt chokklit inna mikrowaev) wif lawts uv vitamin Dee. Nawt toadal cyure, but leest ai can funkshun an nawt keep fawling asleep six n seben tiems a day, eben wif mai reglar meds, so iz improovmint!

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                • Teasel says:
                  January 4, 2009 at 8:39 am

                  Ohai nicewitch! Yesh, nawt enuf sun (oar nekkid skins) in Orygun ether. Ai haz teh krawnik depreshuns tu wiff teh awl teh tiem medikashuns. Ai haz two full-spectrum lites dat seem tew halp inna winnertiem. An tanks fur teh bitamins Dee suggesshun!!1!! Ai wil bee tryin dat nao, too!

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    • two_kittehs says:
      January 4, 2009 at 7:47 am

      ohai rhsb is it hard libbing with deh parental units
      does Uz feel like a teen kitteh again?

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      • rhsb says:
        January 4, 2009 at 7:51 am

        Sometymes I do.

        Iz hard to libs wif teh parental yoonits aftur u has libbed awn ur own an has had ur freedom foar so long.

        Teh PY’s is grate, but iz hard awn teh pride, kwim?

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  21. two_kittehs says:
    January 4, 2009 at 7:50 am

    Injeh update
    :wuz under deh bed again yesturdai
    and dis morning
    and eber she has come out herz is biting, chewing an destroying
    ebryfing in sight
    I guess she still not happeh wid deh moove

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    • cweenmj says:
      January 4, 2009 at 8:00 am

      Pore Injeh!! iz hard tu b a kitteh sum tiymz!!

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    • nicewitch says:
      January 4, 2009 at 8:02 am

      Id sownds liek she has a angree, foarshur! How she duz reeakt wif catnips? Sum ob myn gets berri mello wif it, an ai yuz it tu gib dem teh warm fuzzee fealins wen day bees nawt happee. Uvver wuns has sumtiems needid tu hab a teeneetinee trankwilyzur frum teh v-e-t foar jus a liddul wyuls.

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    • Teasel says:
      January 4, 2009 at 8:05 am

      Pls dew nawt wurri, 2_k! Ai mooved twice wif two ob mi kittehs. Teh furst time, Libby spended at leest 2 weeks unner mi bed an teh udder Kitteh Sarah waz fine, actin like nuthin changed.
      Teh next time Ai mooved, Libby waz awl fine, but Sarah waz awl “nawt agin!” an spended 2 weeks unner teh down comforted awn mai bed. The “heat cure” Ai called it.
      Ai dided mai best tew maek dem feel at home, an den jus leffted dem alone. Kittehs jus gits ober et in der pwn tiem, afinkso.

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    • rhsb says:
      January 4, 2009 at 8:06 am

      Poor Injeh!

      Poor 2_k an famlee!

      Has u thot of tryin Rescue Remedy? Iz herbal “happee likwid” foar kittehs. I gibbed it to Josie befoar we flew back home. Teh tranquilizer teh vet gave us didn’t work on the ride to MA, but Rescue Remedy worked GREAT for the flight back home!

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  22. OnleeKitteh says:
    January 4, 2009 at 8:04 am

    Dis kitteh haz da smuggg!
    oar
    Dis kitteh saiz: “u wantz me 2 kill dis? u must tink ai be stoppy”.
    harumph

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  23. Cygnia says:
    January 4, 2009 at 9:34 am

    Awww….way to go, Mighty Hunter Kitteh~!

    Reply
  24. dinoz0r says:
    January 4, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    i have that spider!!
    hahahaha.

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  25. ChelseyBurger says:
    January 4, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    Hi Dinozour

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  26. Drake Steele da Dwagon says:
    January 4, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    Mai kitteh no lyke spydrz. She pounce dam good den squishys and den I roast wif my dwagon breff. Maek crispee spydee. yay!

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  27. meowmeow says:
    January 5, 2009 at 1:50 am

    dont know if anyone else has noticed, but that spider is like the one I got in the beano a while back

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  28. G Money says:
    January 20, 2009 at 7:53 am

    your all crazy

    Reply
  29. lemon squares says:
    December 22, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    wah youz have ta kill da litzel spida? he waz mah friend sarh!

    Reply
  30. Taylor says:
    January 9, 2010 at 5:44 am

    LOL this is so funny!!!

    Reply
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