Another victim of aunt Vivian’s fruit cake
Another victim of aunt Vivian’s fruit cake
i wish she had maded karot caek insted.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: mikebrow
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CSI: Speshul Frootcaek Victims Unit
*blinks slowly to convey affection* ohai LCB yew haz nawt slowezed paw n claw todai!
ohai LCB, top spot, w00t!
how u be? Didja have a gud noo years?
O hai! Teh noo years was teh fun! I hads a grate time at teh charity ball. U shoulda seed me all dressed up entirely in chairs!
How was urs?
it was ok!
just a partee wif some frends.. nothin too wild, but I did try teh blak velvet. They r better than they sound!
errrrr. How does this envolve aunt vivians fruit cake?
it was okays!
just a little partee wif frends, a little shampers… all teh gud!
Did u try teh black velvet thingies?
O and I brang u a soovenir firemans. Luk unner ur bed.
(O and check ur Facebook)
1. Yas, and tehy were teh gud! Much better than they sound!
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3. Can’t czech my FB from homes, itz a long sad storey involving spammers hackin my account, chg of passwerd, and me forgetting itz set up wif my werk email which I cant axcess from here. Will czech on Mondane!!
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2. *runs to luk under bed*
*brushez asied teh verra larj fur bunnehs*
*pokkits teh eyedrops that Gummi nokked off teh nitestand*
OOOH! I see him.. cyoot!! Fanks eversew LCB!!
LOLOLOLOL Yew beh da funnee, LCB!
An da fast! Conga ratz awn nawt sekond!
Cocatulayshuns, LCB!! Drinks and dansies?? or maybe we just roll obber and play ded…
oh, yes…. datz mai kind uv sillybrayshun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Klonk!!!
Cween!!!!
*Flits back up – gives hugs – remembers she’s playing Death By Fruitcake*
ooops
*flitplop*
Blarg, Ai ar ded agin.
OH SWEET MOTHER OF MARS!!!! I HAZN’T SEEN U IN AGES!!!!
SCHMOOOOOO!!!
wair haz u ben gurl??? did u let reel life interfere wif deh intertuubz life???
how b awl deh liddlol marshunz??? gibbing dem schmooz frum mii!!
Ai wheel!! Teh Lidlol marshun turnz 10 tewmewrew.
Mai BAYBEE!
lol iz nawt a bad tihng. Ai wuz jest beeN a mellow, drama tick.
I gnu u b a bug, but I not noez u b a tick!!
I waz just plaeN wun… aun teh innert00bs.
*giglolz*
Yez… an ett iz nawt dun wif mii yet! *stiffles sniffle with stick-like sleeve*
Ai had a lubbly tiem in teh San Frank Cisco… Back hoem, tho: Was snowN when Ai left… Haz snoed moast ebbry dae sins. Ett iz lubbly, but Ai dun wunna hafta driev innit.
Iz neerly tew fut deep!
YIKEZ!!! no wantz deh tew feetz uv deh snow!!! I b in Texiz noaw.
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ur abatar b verry pritty!!
Fangs, yorz lurks briter… did yew britN yor MJ or yore crown?
I need tew find a nawt sew yule abatar nao.
(Valentines candy is out, you know!)
I wuz followN your travels till you had teh campurr problems. Ai finkso yew had maed ett tew TX, yes? Nao Ai am beehind!!
Ar yew enjoiN yer winterhaven?
wii haz had a lotta fogz and obercast…. but wii gitz sunny daze, tuu… adn it b nice and warm most daze… iz nice, ifinkso….
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I redrawinged mine avatar…. if u lukz at mai profile u kin seeing it up close and persunal… i wishes dat it showinged up heer dat gud.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cweenmj/
Ai went tew lurk at ett and got siedtrakked.
No wunder ett lurked so shiney an n00! Et whir n00!
Nice artwurk, did you sketch and scan or dew it digitallee?
Awl tewgedder nao…
Wii bii teh effil merminz ob sink chron eyez ded plaeN.
*flits onto her back-shell*
Blarg, Ai ar ded!
Awl 4 (or8) feetz in de air and wiggul!!!
*wiggles six legs wif LCVa*
Legs- wiggul ‘em if ya go ‘em!
*wigglolz legz*
datz awl I b up tu rite now…. wii just puttinged tugezzer deh eggzersize masheen.!! yikez! dat b a lotta werk… dun wornded mii owt!!!
Hmm, teh tahts yore eggzersize foar tewdae! TAH DAH!
Yes, it wuz bend and stretch adn lift and cuss and insert bolt A into tod B and bend and lift and twist and cuss and insert bolt C into rod D.
repete 4 moar times!!
*twist n shout*
**finds extra bolt**
I thot it was ‘bend and snap!’
Yew been to mai howse inna marnin?
Rice crispie sounds before Ai even make it to teh kitchin.
*Throws stick-like arms around leeza-b’s furry neck*
Happitayle Mew Year!
*moves slowly among teh play-deaded peeps, collecting valyoobuls*
Ohai, bosslaydee ob my bosspiggeh. Ai bin wunderin ware u be.
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Plz nawt to be surprizd iffn u see me inna bak yard. Aiz wurkin on teh Safareh fingy. Adn ur hawt-tub.
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Ai wuz finkin u mite wanna no wutz goin on bak dere, adn ai bin duin sum preelimineeree inbestigashunz, but ai dont no wut u mite be innerested in nowin.
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Bai teh wai, did u no derez somfin livin unner ur deck? Ai fink its tryin tu get owt.
O hai. U just make sure that I gets teh hot tub back in teh same condishun as when u finded it.
Something under teh deck, u say? *consults notes* O yes. Rite, rite, rite. Um, lissen. Just make sure
heit doesn’t get out and throw in some foods and a case of Heinykin every coupla days, ‘k? Thx.Can du, bosslaydee. Aneefing els u need, juss say so.
*wink*
Hey!! U!!! gimmee bak mai krown!!!!!
*mutterz unner bref bowt sneekee cat burgularz
Whut other kine cat burgular is there?
*senses that a alphamabetical list might be imminent*
An Angree cat burgular?
A Brash cat burgular?
A Conkitteh?
a defiant catburglar!!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3020405
an ebil catburglar
a frendleee catburglar
a groovy catburglar
a h……………..
a heinous cat burklar
an ingenious cat burjular
a jaded cat burrglrr
a kamikaze catburglar
a loneleee cat burglar
a manic catburglar
a n……
a nawty catburgulur
an opportunistic cat burgrrl er
a proactive cat gargler
a quazee catburgler
a rambunkshuz cat burginglar
a stelthey cat burgllllr
a tiny cat burglr
an u……
(dis oen gonna borked teh fred)
a unique cat burgler
a very silly cat burgler
a wired cat burgler
a xtra-kool cat burgler
a Y N cat burgler
a zebra cat burgler (liek the prisn outfitz) tee hee.
TA DA!!!!!!! gud job!!
a undrgrownd catblugger
a vorrayshus cattbruglr
a wigguley catbugrler
V…
a nawtee catburgular
an obnokkshuz catburgular
a pritty cat burgular
a q…..
hmmmm ai wunderz wai yew boff thot ob nawteee catburglar!! LOL
Nextyme mayk it catfud cayk! Toona, preFURablii…
That cat looks just like mine
oh noes! oranj bitz poyzin!
naw, ai fink she puts teh rum in wif a heeve hand!
oooh… wate til teh AFDL heers about this!
Anti Frootcaek-Defamashun League
ah, I was wondering…….
the poor frootcaek.. a victim of bad press!
They’re really not bad.. they’re just baked that way…
yeah, but some are,……um……prospective future members of AA.
duz that make them bad?
imho, just makes em better!
*ebil grin*
*remembers she still has a frootcaek in teh kitchen*
ok, now iz hungry..
*remember she haznt eeted dinner*
*goes to eet dinner*
Nawt teh frootcaek! fur teh luv uv CC, ennyfing but teh frootcaek! We nawt wanting tu losing yu, leeza!
*gasp* oh noes……….(dun dun dun) carbo-death
poor kitteh slipd into a shugrr coma!
Bettur dan a sugar comma, coz dat mykes yu goe rownd da bend.
Beri funny! Ohhai! Corn rat ulashuns! *rayzes cawfee cup*
ohai stagehanddan adn awl owr cheezfrenz! sdd — aifink yooz an meez hadda freeway tye wief deer lolcatburglar (ohh teh frootcayk lol), butt (heehee ai sed “butt”!) yorz adn minez gotted stoofed daon teh tred adn gawt berried. halp, frenz, waht iz teh pullite purrrceedjur foar lettign ebrywon knoa taht ther’z ah tye???
Yew jest did et.. Az (not Ahz) pole lite az cud bee!
kitteh shud hab staind as carnivor!
no one said the kitteh “ate” the frootcaek, impact’ll have a similar effect.
gud poynt……sumtiemz, frootcaek iz liek brix!
agreed! sea edn ov trhead!
hmmm, mebbe Auntie added a bit too much bourbon to the batter
Mai auntie vivian onlee usez teh capt morgans.
*puts on piraty wench outfit*
Aye, the frootcaek’s always better with a little Cap’n in it!
*bites tongue………reeeel hard*
*wunders hoo’s tongue dan bit*
my own……court orders.
*gasp*
They’s messing wif ur sinful liberties Dan!
GMTA, Dan.
oww….yoo mieynd lettin go ob mai tung? it hurtz….
‘Mung otter fings!
Iz nawt a ded kitteh. Izza trap foar teh bear foots.
Oar maybe tu eskayp baffs. Remember, ded kittehs downt need baffs.
duz newun no CPR, kan dew mouf tew mouf on dis kitteh?
dat wud be sooooo fuzzy! think of teh whiskers! (nawt mee, teh acshul whiskers)
*wunders if teh fyremens wuld dew mouf tew mouf on dis kitteh tew sayv his lyfe*
Lets cawl dem!!
Oh, gud idea! Adn ai hab a cowd – ai fink ai need sum oxajin to halp mii breav! Yash yash ai do.
iff CPR reelee needed, adn teh fyermans nawt git heer, ai can doo CPR fur teh kitteh…
We appeshemaytes ur halp, DK , bu ai think we REALLY needz sum fyremens…unless u haz a fyreman uniform???
Halloooo!??????!!!!!!!!1
Halloo, plasticat- how are u?
hmmm…ai mite has wun…..
*rummajez thru stuffz*
hmmm…iz dis it? nope….hmmm…whar iz it…..?
Aiz heer!!!!
*thinks about fuzzyness*
*ponders about must save teh kitteh*
*raises hand*
okais ai’ll do it!
ai takeded a class abawt CPR…ai ebben had teh licens to yoose it….
iz eggspiyurred tho….
den ai gotteded annuthur wun….
butt iz eggspyurrd too…
ai knoez hao to yoose CPR tho….adn dat’z wut caowntz, amirite?
R u using teh old fangled CPR or the noo fangled CPR?
Cleerly, u doan wanna save a life using teh old CPR.
U muss use teh noo and improobed way ov saving a life.
Ohai, Romeow! Hao yu being? Happeh Gnu Yeer an ebryfing!!!
P-K!!! Where u bin?? Ai missed u!
Ai misst yu n ebrywun, tu! Ai gawt pullded daon intu teh dredded kwiksand uv Reel Lyf (pleh). Ai iz back nao, tho! Iz mai Gnu Yeer Rebolushun: spend moar tiem wif teh frenz ai luvs! {{{LCva}}}
Happeh Noo Yeer!
Welcum to 2009!
*runs up to Romeow at full speed*
*can’t stop in time, knocks Romeow over*
O hai! Happy New Year! Does u need paramedix?
Ooof!
Hoo am I? Ware am I? Ware iz mah watch?
*opens eyes*
Oh, LCB! Good to see U! Eberyfing iz maeking sense nao!
Hip-nurb-izez LCB wib a duzzen sparkly watches. Bery bery sparkly watches. Wib Orinj Batteries!
hmmm….dose classez wurr a fyew yeers ago…..
woah….dat must’b been at leest 3-4 yeerz ago….wher duz teh tiem go?
ummm…wut yoo meen bai noo adn old waiz?
I r nawt an eggspurt liek u, butts I member dat dey r saying to do teh chest compressions and no mouf to mouf.
wai? dat nawt maek anne sens….sumtiems, aktchulol CPR nawt needed, yoo wud den yoose resQ breefin…..adn dat’z a part ob CPR….att leest wut ai knoez ob it…
*sigh* ai tolded yoo, froot caek, awltho it mite lukk liek fud, iz NAWT fud!
’speshualee hur frootcaek…
Ohai DK..Ai hab yu kno dat ai maak gud froot kake..wit pynappel,marcino cerries, dates, an muuch moar lubblee fings en et. Den sooks in dark rum wit hunnee an spycees. Et gud wit hawt cophee oar tee. Soe iz gud fud..*goes an slices tu pieces fur hubby an mii*
hmmm…..yur frootcaek iz speshul caes, aifinkso…..
fankyuberymuch..yu bin habin gud season soe far? Ai haad a gud 2 weaks eben tho da hubby bin home da hool tiem. *finks happee thots uf monday morn* Happee cuz awl da sno meltted away
Hay..ai gonna go fur tonite cee ya la8er.
gud nite den!
I don’t trust those things… what are they, anyway?
briks wif plasticized fruit!
*hears Dr Seuss in head*
“…Chix wif frootkayk hard as brix come.”
ohai SMOM!! ai dint recognize yew here!!! schmooooooo
*Hugs JAMammaKitty*
It ar snoe heer! Ar ett snoe N washmaitung?
we jus had a trayce dis mornin………nawt mount tew innyfing. we had our share thru crissmess! ai lurved yer pikshur buk, fanks!!!
Yew are vry welcome!! Et was a fantabulous trip!! I wantid tew member it, and sew I thot I’d share teh membries!!
how long wuz yew in san fran? did yew go tew bisit famly or wuz it frens? *or didju leeb yer hart der??*
Et wuz foar AGU confurrance.
(Stands for meerikan geodfizzicle onion, Ai finkso)
Did nawt leeb hart…
brote bak 4 lbs and some Chinatown goodies for the kidlets.
is alwais fun tew goes sumwair else fur a liddol wyle!!
Agrreed!
Helps when teh sumwhar else iz 50° and hoem iz inna singlol digits.
(Even tho ett rained in SF wii whir mutch warmr.)
Blargh!!! I am ded!
*singin’ tu hurself* Ai wish JK an KK4 wus heer tu plays,
Ai habn’t tawked tu dem fur daze,
maybee ai sens dem a invatashun tu sho,
den wii cee hao et goes.
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O {{{JK}}
O {{KK4}}
oh hunny ai jus got on!! dont go, dont go!!!
Ai nawt going..Ai jus got heer tu
Ai soe happee tu see yu {{{{{JK}}}}
an ai am happi tew see ebbrywun here……..ai had a big skeery. mai mamakitty wuz nawt eetin..ai tuk her to dr. tinyvet…… no tumors!! YAY not blocked wif poops!! YAY…. mite hab enlarged kidney, mite hab bladder ‘fection. took blood will know in mornin. in teh meentime dr gibbed her fluids an antibiotic injection. she’s sleepin now. an ai haz sum more pills to gib her daily. ai haz a releebed, but not out of woods yet.
old kittehs, is hard tew tell wut is normal sumtimes……… LOL
Pour MammaKitty! Giev her extra schmooz frum mii and teh marshunz.
herz sleepin rite now…. wen her wakes up ai will snorgle her frum yew guise!!
Fang you, Ai wuddn wake hurr up eyeder!
Ai’m sorry yew haz tew wayte on bludwurk… wayting iz ruff.
Oh, poor mamakitty, an poor you! Older kittehs, tehy be gud at getting teh feers an ankzietees an wurryingz going! {{{JK}}} Cuddlols an purrs an gud thouts fur yur mamakitteh, an ai hopes she be otay berry berry soon!
oh JK…Ai am soe sad fur yu yet happee dat Dr.Tinycat nawt fin anni fing horrabal rong..sumtiem ai jus ask mi shelf “why dis happenz ” but nawt need anzer cuz ai kno why. {{{HOPE tu yu an mamakitty}}} schmooooooo
ai went n bringed her downstairs an gibbed her sum pouch fud wif graby an her lickin teh graby stuffs……….dats gud sine!!
fanks fur teh gud thots!!!
Speshul smooz frum mii tu teh mama kitty!! Dem oald lady kittyz b deh berry speshul kittyz.
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iz ur fiyrefawkz werking ok fur ya?
yay
dis compooter iz messin wit mii.. Ai gonna go an mak a lol oar tu be4 ai go tu sweepyland..schmooo tu awl mai fwrends 
oh CCR teh puters can be berry frustraytin!!! it wuz gud tew see yew an ai will luk fur your lols!!! schmooooos bak atchooo!
Oh Cween, ai haz nawt put teh fyrefox on mai laptop yet. ai wuz on mai otter puter upstayers. wuz gettin round otay……. ai likes teh luks obbit… wen ai gets familiyer wiffit ai will puts it on teh lappitop tew! fanks agin fur yer help
gud luks and headbonks to uz an mamakitty
I willz keep U in my thots
Hooray for good appetites!
*Hopes for teh vry best for mamakitty and her mama*
an schmooooos tew Esme tew!! fanks tew ebbrywun fur gud thots….. Kitteh peeps know!!!
ai left messij but et went tu bottom uf pg.
refresh Ur browser
snorgles and schmoos frum Plasticat and Uniquekitty and owr kittehs – iz hard wen teh kittehs get owlder and wii werree abowt tehm sew much! owr Chica kitteh libbed tew b 16, and Stormy kitteh libbed tew b 17 – iz sew wunnermuss tew hab them sew long!
Alright, I’m bak for the moment. The meds seem to have begun to kick in.
Oh, an gess ware I am rite nao — UPSTAYRES, awn my OWN puter!
Y’all don’t look arown too musch – my room nawt az cleen as it shud be.
yoo gawt yur raowturr werkin??
My unklol did, awn Krissmiss Eve.
Awn Krissmiss Day, puter kwit werkin, so I tuuk it to shop an gotted it owt 2day.
I can has innertoobs in privit nao!
yay!!
yur pyooter werks!
*dansdans*
that is gud nooz
Ain’t NOBODY as happy as I am about this, trust me!
Yay! *pownsis rhsb fur a hug, purring* Pleh hedake, yu leeb owr rhsb aloan!!!
Anom to dat!
**gentlee hedbonks PK**
Hey, PK. Wanna hear what I just wrote?
“…finally ending in an embrace that neither of them wanted to release.”
Yoo likey?
Iz U writing a romance?
how is deh hedache?
Ohai, 2_k.
My hedake seems to have eased up some. I take something I’ve dubbed a “migraine cocktail”, which is 1 Excedrin Migraine and 1 Tylenol Sinus. I’m only supposed to take a certain number of Imitrex (prescription migraine meds) per month, so I try to knock the pleh hedakes with this sometimes insted.
As far as writing a romance? Well, I’m not sure. It’s so funny, I rarely read fiction and don’t know if I’ve ever read a romance novel. (If I did, it was over 20 years ago and apparently not that memorable!)
Since my severe depression has begun to lift, my creative juices are starting to flow again. I normally write poems that don’t rhyme, but have been known to write romantic short stories or passages.
I just started writing again tonight. This is based on a dream/fantasy I’ve had, and figured it wouldn’t leave my head until I got it out. Not that I’m complaining so much about the dreams, mind you!
Teh Excedrin Migraine is teh good. I usually takes extry-strenth Tylenol and a Mucinex D. When my tummy is teh flippity-floppity I takes some Pepto Abysmal too.
Win Ai wuz lidlol Ai wud fayke tummy ache foar the Pepto Abysmal.
Tehn Ai found teh pink wentAwlGreen candy. Nawt shure which was bedder foar mii.
My mommeh likes those candies. Me, I doesn’t like teh wintergreenz, but teh Pepto works well when I needs it. Usually.
Wintergreen? Pleh.
Pepto wud maek my nausea worser, aifinkkso.
I has been known to chug teh Mylanta awn okkayshun. (Fankyoo MisterUlcer.)
pleh – Pepto alwais maid mii frow up…
Pepto halps wif teh nausea. Kwells it, I means.
So does teh ginger, which was mentioned elsewhares. Just smelling it halps, sometimes.
Anom tew teh Usually. Sumtiemz hour famblee kneedz teh Pepcid…
That gud that Ur hedache has eased up.
I had a frenz who used to has bad migraines
ginger was a home remedy that seemed to work for hers
Has U tried it?
Your fantasy sounds exciting
Have you considered starting a blog?
Writing is very therapeutic for me, when things become too much
I try to put them on paper that always seems to help.
I have a LiveJournal account, but that’s more like an online diary. I do write in it, but “censor” certain topics, because a friend of mine reads it and she’s still friends with hubbeh. I don’t write alot of divorce-related stuff on there, for obvious reasons. As a matter of fact, y’all here know more about that than she does (provided she’s not reading here, which I don’t think she does). I do know she enjoys the LOLs, though.
I also have a notebook/journal that I write in occasionally. NOBODY sees it, and very few people (IRL) know it exists. On a side note: I bought a new notebook/journal today, on clearance. The front reminded me of a William Morris pattern, so it came home with me.
Right now, this story will be pretty private, typed out and saved on a thumb drive that I can carry with me. I don’t know if the rest of the world is quite ready for what comes out of my head!
Maybee nawt, but teh portent bit iz taht yew ar gettN ett out ob yore syztem! Noe matter eff anee wun ebber seize it!
Troo, troo.
Besydez, if I nawt has a lub storee of my own, I kin libs vikariouslee thro my karakturs! :p
Agreed!
Awt teh emoshun wifout loozin half yore CD collection.
Ai duz nawt knowing abowt rest uv whirrld, but ai wud luv tu seeing ennyfing yu haz a comfortabul sharing — ai haz stuffs ai put online, stuffs ai trais tu sell (no lucks yet!), stuffs ai ownlee share wif a few frenz, an stuffs just fur me, so ai unnerstand. Iz nuffing yu can write tu bovver me, as lawng as kittehs nawt being hurted. *giglol* If yu nawt beeleeving, taek a peek at stowrees awn mai main website. Link iz awn mai WP blog.
Sweet dreems, ebrywun!
Writing be a mazing fing, can kreeate hole whirrlds an realitees an fings, iz lyk majik! An while yu haz teh fun, it can help wif heeling stuffs insyd, tu.
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Ryt nao, iz tiem fur me tu goes tu bed, nao ai haz nawt-sekkund-aided mai bff whu waz playing bed-mauses wif Trick.
Yu know, ai soooo happeh ai back heer. Ai luvs yu guyz! {{{cheezfrenz}}}
Wii is glad to has u bak, PK!
nite prysma!!
yyaaayyy rhsb haz own pyuter!! yyyaaayyyy rhsb hedake going awai!!
(ai taek teh Excedrin Migraine alsew, 2 uf tehm and hot shower and sleep helps mii)
I can’t sleep in teh shower. My pillow gets wet.
Ohai! Rhsb, Iwere one time message-baord-host for E-Harlequin and was member of group that halped ebeybuddy in it to rite betteh Romances. Ibben u wud lik sum halp, jes ask. I r glad to halp Cheezpeeps.
Ohai, POC!
Thanks for the offer. Right now, I’m just writing to be writing. I seriously doubt anything I write would ever be good enough to publish, but I will keep you in mind if I ever want to go to that level.
At the moment, this is for my eyes only. Like I said, it’s basically to get what’s in my head out on paper (or in this case, a Word file).
You know, maybe this could end up being like that Adam Sandler movie that’s out now, “Bedtime Stories” and what I write comes true! **ponders how nice that would be**
Writing is fun. Most of what I wrote is, mercifully!, hidden in the depths of my computer. But it always fun. *smile* *smile*
Ai can haz moar? Ai lyks teh frazing, an ai wanting tu know what ended in tihs embrace!
I finkso it b LCB and GPz wedding.
**snerk**
Ahem. We is not — I repeat, NOT — getting married.
Now, excuse me but I has to go shopping for a noo white dress.
Are you going to get a tiara and veil to go with it?
I suggest tiara
it ar shinee!
Ooh! I like tiarae! Shiny! Sparkly!
GP seems to have developed cold feet
whut seems to be the problum dear?
Cold feet? Hmph. I’ll bet that silly piggeh went out wifout hims shooz on again. And after I wents to all teh trubbles to mark them for him so he putted them on teh rite feets. Or left feets, as teh case may been.
Mebbe u shud gibs him thermal oar elekrik soks, so hims feets nawt get cold? Wud make gud weddin prezent, aifinkso!
GP’s getting married?
weren’t yew inbited tew teh weddin? iz gonna b in TTI, wii are awl staying wif Annipuss
Since so menny peeplols are stayin wif Annipuss, I can stay wif Tidmum? Hurs gots 2 kittehs dat I want SO HARD to snorgle!
I betcha if u tolled him teh groom’s caek was a gynormaus fudgy choklick caek, he’d have 2nd thots about his 2nd thots…
well ai put dis lolpik “Unnouncment” up abuv but no rodents haz nibbled onit
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3020405
dats sweet jamama!
but I duznt see that any rodints has visited.. til me anyways!
oh that iz SEW kyoot…kan’t wayt fur teh weddin
It b 3:59 in deh amz in TTI….. unless he b habbing deh insomiaz, i finkso, GP b asleep rite now. But I b shur wen he wakingz up he wud lub tu seeing it.
i gets paid
under teh table
Gah! horror!
test
testy
Feline testy, fren?
just a littul…
when I came bak from dinner, teh innertubes wudn’t come up, so I restarted, and cleerd out my cookies and temp files.. which unfortunately deletes teh posting infos for here! Sew I had to spearmint a littul to remember which email and which sine on name went together!
Dats wun reesun why I nawt has multiplol eye-dent-i-tees. I duz well to remememembur dis wun!
Wii hasta chanj passwerds at werk sew often, plus wii hasta has passwerds foar diffrint programs, I hasta rite dem awl down! Oh, an dey has teh PITA rools too – no can has same passwerd foar 12 munths, hasta be sertin number of karackturs, hasta has a number, a speshul karakter, etc.
Lyk I sed – iz PITA!
pfft! Like I WANTED to be a multiple!
I had to get another one, b/c WP took a.. liking? hatred? to my first one at werks. Not my choyse gf.. not my choyse.
Altho, I did have one ‘alternate’ but it was under teh same email. So nuffin to change but the name.. not that hard.
well, I hasta get up early, hiking tomorrow..
so I’ll say g’nite!
SCMOOS!
‘Nite Leeza.
Hope you has gud wevvers an a gud hike.
okai…ai’z goin ta bad nao…
g’nite awl ob ya’ll!
‘Nite DK.
Nite DK! Aiz goin ta bed tew………
the cat probably choked on a treasure map, or a lot of skittles.
Ha Ha! This one made me laugh out loud. So funny!
dat are one ceilingcatish froot caek