dis iz da furst tyme mai kyoot didnt wurk she pokd mi wit a needl anyway
next tiem, use a gun. iz moar effektiv.
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Kittehz doan’t liek V.E .T.s
Gud morning Annipus!! up tu ur ushual ohai spot agin I see!!! Shall wii haz sum tee and biskitz (kookees)??
I haz ben wokted up by deh rain pitty-patting on mai roof at 3:30 this am. Adn now deh wind be shaking deh liddlol howse-on-wheelz!! Timez like dis i kinda wish i had deh regular howse. Then I kud sleeping threw deh stormz.
Ai wuns spended a hollydai in a trailer caravan an noe haow lowd teh rane sowndz awn teh rufe!
wuz yu beein a gypsy?
Noe, it wuz a nawt eggspensib famblee hollydai wiv a fren’z famblee.
Dat’s a gud eye deer, thx, cween. Ai need 2 keep mai strenf up b4 Ai go owt in teh cowl frostee mornin!
*putz deh wadder on tu boil
*and digz in deh cookee jar fur sum chokklit chip cookies
*setz deh cookiez on a priddy panzy plate
*pourz deh hot wadder intu deh tea pot wif a niece Erl Grey teabag.
*gitz tu cupz owt adn
*setz deh cupz on dere saucerz.
*puts sum fresh creem in liddlol pitcher
*and gitz owt deh matching shuggir bowl
*Adn a pare uv teaspoonz
*putz it awl on a tray and takez it in tu Anni.
Heer ya go, deer.
FangQ mai cween, Ai lub erl grey tee an choklit chip cukkiez.
Naow Ai muss dress up warm an go owt. Bai fur naow.
Stay warm, deer!
Schmooo!
*waves floofee paw.
Happee Caturday, eberybuddee. Conga rats to oar Annipuss for anuver nawt sekkund spot. Seh kan joyn teh conga lien wen seh gitz bac. It shud halp her warm up!!
Aaw, poor kitteh.
But Iz shur diz waz gud for u.
Oh Hai minimoppel!!! i don’t fink i haz seeinged u b4. Iz u gnu?? I likez ur name.
Ohai MiniMopple! Dew yew being in Minnemopplis? Ai beh libing nextdour in Mouns Bew, Minnesnowta! Welkums tew da funz!
Aibinhear sinza too jeers or so, butt i donz commenz so much cos u r soo menny.
An minimoppel iz not ME naem, iz da maem of me kittehs, which are nau both waitin fome atze rainbo bridch.
An yu donut wont to knp wher she putted her furmommyter!
*asks innersentlee* Wye nawt?
bcuz it wuz stuk in a plaic whar it shudn be plaiced…
if u rly wan 2 kno…
letz jus sai dat an innersent cheezburger iznt feelin very gud.
iz same plase doktor hawse putted furmmomyter an left fur teh day when teh cop came to see him.
AVENGE THE BUTT!!!
Oh hai dere deer Cheezpeepz!!
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Wii haz mennee noobeez hoo fownding us ober deh hollandaise….so i b riting dis tu welkum wun adn awl tu ower wundermouse playgrownd….Dis fabulouz plais haz only wun rule: play niec!!
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Cheezland b majiklol!!! Deh fudz haz no kalreez and deh drinkez haz no alkeehawl!! Adn ebbreewun kin sing and danz most beeyootimouslee!! Adn u kin dew eennneeefing u kin imagining!! (Wunst I randed awl deh way tu deh norf pole adn kissinged a pololar bare!!)
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Dere b a linkee tu deh lolspeek wiki rite under deh pitcher at deh tawp uv deh paige tu halping u unnerstanding us. it b labulled “learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of the intertubes” Wunst deher, teh glossary b on deh upper left uv deh paige.
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If u b wanting a pritty avatar, oar tu making ur name a link tu ur profile, oar uzzer stuff, I haz halperz fur u at
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz
It awlso beez telling u bowt deh Cheezpeepz Map adn how tu gitting a marker uv ur berry own on deh map!! Adn how tu making deh smileez.
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Noaw, kum wif mii tu deh ty booteek adn wee will get ebbreewun a welkuming prezzee. Mai pal Gibbocat runz deh booteek adn it b stawkt wif deh most dee liteful fingz. Dere b deh silkee tyz wif kittehz on dem uv korse, fur deh peepz hoo haz tyz fur deh furstest commint. And dere b silk kitteh skarvz, adn bobblol hedded kittehz and kitteh faised lawleepopz, and Cheezland sno-globez, and Cheezpeepz Map blankeez, adn kitteh joolreez, adn kitteh windchimez, adn kitteh wevvervanez and kitteh hot wadder bottlolz….. deh mind just bogglolz at awll deh fingz in heer. y dere eben b fingz fur deh goggee luverz adn pinny gig fansyerz, tu!! I eben saw a sum coktail glassez wif parrotz etchinged on dem.
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Adn u duzn’t haz tu habbing a ty tu kumming heer. Gibbo sez ebreewun b welkum enneetime.
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**handz eech noobee a CHRG(wdoi) tu help kuntrol deh Splortz**
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Dere awlso b a lounge heer so wii kin habbing deh refreshingmentz and relaxing.
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**Handz deh noobeez eech a hot mug o koko wif wippee kreme adn deh chokklit sprinklolz adn nommablol candy kanez fur stirringz **
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Cheez!!
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**Setz owt tray wif deh pot uv koko adn awl deh fixxinz fur ebbreewun.**
* pulls up chare next tu cween *
* picks up copy ob “Guinness Piggeh Fancier Magazine” *
* pour hawt chokklit *
* noms a chokklit Army Diller *
* puts feet up adn leens back *
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Oh, mai cween! ai lubbs dese layzee Caturdais…
GP! You haz a fan magazine fur teh peeps hu fancies yu?
Duz it haz cennerfolds ov yu pole dansing?
Ohai booklion! Hao yu is?
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* shows cennerfold * Sea aneewon yu recognise?
I iz blinded, blinded, I sez, by teh beauty ov teh floof
“BLYNDED BAI TEH FLOOF!” – Manfred Man FTW!
Blynded bai teh floof
revved up by teh wheel
anuvver piggeh in teh night
Woohoo! Poll dansin GP! FTW
*puts cennerfowld anna wawl next tew mah puter*
Dere! Nao I be seaing yew alla thyme.
*sy*
tew bad yews gettin married….
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*giglols at teezin da pinny gig*
Gud moarning GP!!! it b just after 6 heer — adn i see bai mai TTI clok it b just avet noon dere!! I fink deh wind heer b letting up finally. I may go bak tu bed soon and finish mai sleepz dat wuz so rudely interuppted by deh storm.
Gud morning, my cween, nd gud nightie again.
I hopes enn moe winds just rock yu hapily to blissful sleep.
deh wind gibz noo meaning tu deh “shake, raddlol, adn roll”!!
I luvs hearing teh storms…but when Ize in a nise sturdy house. I don’t fink I’d like them so much in en rv.
wii haz deh stabillizer legz down, but it still shakez wen deh wind iz awl gusty. . i goez bak tu bed now… see uz guiez later!!!
good night, cweenie!
“Stabilizer legs down” sounds like flying saucer.
I guess I bedder make a cuppa tea for myself…my braynes nawt kwite working yet.
Happy Caturday!
Gud Moarning, mai leege… yesh yesh is noon-ish heer, aifinkso ai shud prolly go teh shawping tu get sum fuds but but but ai lieks yur ideeya mush better!
I reelee did not preeshated deh raddloling on deh roof in deh middlol uv deh nite. huzzbin just rollz over and goingz bak tu sleep, but i lying dere lissning tu it and cant’ sleeping.
{{{cweenmj}}} aww, mai leege… heer has a nyce hawt chokklit, wrap tihs extry floofy cheezmap blankie rownd yurself, put dese nyce warm slippers awn adn rest yur hed on tihs extry large, extry sawft, extry floofy pillol…
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Nao, iffn yu want anyfing else yu ownlee has tu ask
Fank you berry much mai cween! The CHRG is berry important cause of de kuteness in dis pikture! I will be needing that.
*sips teh coco adn sitz down wif a candy kane.
*looks at de candy kane…putz it in deh coco and continues to drink
*nomnomnom
Tank you! It nommy.
Aww porr bebee – ur kyot wil alwuz working, butt teh V.E.T. bisit iz 4 ur own gud, ai promis!! (hee hee, ai said butt)
Fanks awl u interwebs cheezheads fer makin me smilez and happez this mornin’
Im thinkins I shuld start eberydayy heerz!
Dat Pooor kitteh. I hatez de gettin pokez wif de needlez too!
Ai recommends duing so, yep! It maeks habing tu be up in teh moarning (pleh) much nyser.
Welkommings!
Gud morning, all Cheezpeepz! Ai’m bisiting a sister and it is sunny, bright, and cawld here. I saw a bald eagle soaring out over the frozen lake earlier this morning. It is so fierce, so free, so gorgeous. Lifted my heart.
Fankee for gibbing us dis image, Q. Lifts my heart to hear you tell it!
Aww, poor kitteh. Iz ok, Yesturrdey I gotted poked wifs a needl too!
eet werked wif meh! *pulls CHRG awn tyter!*
*raps eggstra raynbo dukky-taype arown BDM’s CHRG fur moar purrtekshuns* Ai knowing, kitteh luk so kyoot! Be caerful, iz nawt menny peeps arown tu opurrate teh CCC ryt nao!
FANGS PK! Splortin wif dis cyootee, be da liiklee
**staggurs in, wif horrendus case of bed-hed, and yawning**
Ohai, Cheezland.
I nawt sleeped gud last nite, ethur. I nawt get to sleep until past 3:00 dis moarnin an am ROODLEE awoked by teh sown of the parental yoonits REEARANDJIN TEH LIBBIN ROOM an iz jes nao 9:00.
**grumblol grumblol**
Tehy reeranj teh libbing rum at nawt eben 9 ay em??? What rong wif tehm?
Heer, haz teh hawt bevrij uv yur choyse an rap tihs blankkit arown yu until yu waeks up moar. Ai send teh rabid weasels to haz a tawk wif yur parints, otay?
**snuggles into blanket** Aaahh…
Teh PY’s are mornin peeplols. Me, nawt sew musch, espeshully wen I nawt get to sleeps before midnite!
I nawt ablol to gets to sleeps mostlee doo to teh stoopy hedake meds I had to take yesterday. Dey has teh kaffeen in dem, an sinse I nawt get alot of kaffeen, I is sensitib to it.
Iz teh pleh. Haz hedake oar haz insom… insan… cannawt sleeps. Ai nawt moarning persun, eever, so ai can sympafyze! Yur hedake still gondeded, ai hoping?
So so far, yesh, but nawt to be sayin ennyfing too lowdlee, ‘k? I nawt want “Murphy” to heer dat commint.
*goes bak an erases commint*
Yur hedake still gondeded, ai hoping?tsk tsk! dunnot teh parental yoonits kno it iz Caturdai?? teh dai fer snoozin lyke a kitteh az lawng az u want?
ai haz sum strawng cawffee an nyce pumpkin bred if taht wil hep u waik upz rhsb
ut oh, maybee moar kaffeene iz nawt such a gud idee tehn, ai dint reed bout ur heddake med afore ai offered it
Dats okay, BF.
I’m currently sippin sum hawt choklit an deres kaffeen innit.
Awn a side note, I did get 3 padjis of my story written. 1,162 words! It just flowed out of me. Of course, now that I’ve got my characters getting ready to get down to the “nitty girty”, I get blocked and am not sure how to proceed!
Story of my life.
Nawt tu wurry, just play wif it an yu find teh way teh characturs wanting tu go. Conga rats fur teh free pages!!!
Fanks, PK.
I think I’ll just leave them where they are for the moment and think about how I want to proceed throughout the day. Maybe once the fog of all the headache meds and tiredness leave me, I’ll be able to think about it a little clearer.
Also, I tend to put too much pressure on myself in just about everything I do. This is their “nawt-sekkund” time, so I want it to be special for them.
I’m not writing x-rated stuffs, ya know!
dats okai, rhsb can come ovr to “whiskers an cheezfrenz teashop an buknook” an pik awt somefing nawn catfeeinated. ai gots teh red tee, ai gots teh green tee, ai gots teh herbals, (nawt to be confuzzled wif teh harbls), an ai evn gots teh chamomile ifn yu wants to relax mor!
nao, yu guise jus pull up a comfy chair, an a snuggl blanket, an a purrin kitteh an sit bak whil ai wait awn yu!
A purrin kitteh? Oooh, dat will puts me bak to sleeps in NO TIEM!
Fanks, Whiskers!
**picks owt beeg floofy kitteh to snorgle**
Seee? Becha feel better soon.
Iz otay tu bring own kitteh? *sits daon, tuks blankkit ober self wif eggstra layers ober ennywhere Trick myte make bizkits, an gets comfy wif a silleh snorgly Trick-beastee* Yu can haz ennyfing wif vanilla? Ai luvs teh vanilla…
*wanderz in, falalalolowing delikat blakk half-meezer who iz whining playntivlee*
Ohai everybuddy! I haz mai own kitteh, but she nawt>/b> a lap cat. U kan skritch her butt tho an she luv that! I also haz teh banilla mowkacheeno, caf an noecaf. Help urslefs!
Sheesh, zf, stop YELLING at us!
*giglol* Iz just a typo. Iz nawt lyk yu turned teh hole thred boldeded, oar ennyfing!
Perish teh thot! LOL
cours is fine to bring yur own kitteh, an we has plenty wif vanilalal. *sorts awt a luvely green tee wif vanila, an a sweet vanila kookie*
dis teh plaise to come to be comfy any way yu wants, so feel free to sleep, pik up a buk, or settl in fur som gossip!
*hands teh prysma-kitteh a plate wif teh beeg kookie, an a mug steeming wif vanila-y warmth* heer! try dis!
*sips frum mug* *nibbuls kookie* Nomilishus!!! An warm! Nilla noms, an warm blankkit an purry kitteh an awsum frenz… lyf be gud!
yase, lyf be vry gud!
Ohai, ZF.
I saw a meezer yesterday. Him wuz tradishunal colored an had teh bloo eies. SEW purty!
I alsew saw and helded a beeg caliko kitteh. I wuz lyk, “WANT” an teh peeplols sed, “U can has” but I knew teh parental yoonits wud say, “U no can has”.
Meen ole PY’s.
Doan’t beez sadz Liddill
Kitteh! Teh poakz U gawtz willz
maykz U awwwwwllll bettah
My ‘Paw~la’ didz nawt
lyke ‘T3h Bad Playss’, eevur. Hurz
woodz cryz awll t3h way.
Paw~la woodz say “NO!”
in an awllmoast Hewmin voyss,
butz hurz woodz beehayve
T3h Kitteh Dawkturrz
thawt Paw~la wuz ekksellunt
payshunt. Nebbur fawtz
Jack.
ohai, jack!
u always amazes meh. so kwik u has da pome, an always swete.
{{{jack}}}
{{{{{Jack}}}}}
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Sowndz like ur Paw~la wuz a reel sweetee!!!
Jack!!! HAPPEE GNU YEER!!!! And may you contunyew to delite us wif your o-so-charming-an-insiteful haikus furEBBER!!!!!!
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Ebree taim yoo ar nawt heer, ai miss yoo!!!
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And Hooray for teh lubberly an sweet Paw~la!!! Mai Shakespeare left ene NOMbur ov vets an vet techieez bluddied!!
Dank u for ur pomes
An CC bless Paw~la
Don’t likes deh needles. Seriously don’t likes dis stick dey puts up mai bum. Don’t likes nasty slippery table. Don’t likes stoopid wieghink scale. Don’t likes getting carried into back room where dey torture me where my mummy can’t see and rescue meez… waits… she BRUNGS me here! Don’t likes my mummy no more. Don’t likes nasty plastic box. Don’t likes de car. Don’t likes… hey… I home naow. Hunh. Don’t likes stoopid unneccessery uder cat, she stoopid. No, don’t wants kibbles. No, don’t wants to go out. No, don’t wants stoopid nice basket. Wants to sulk. Go ‘way, letz me sulk, I good at it… no, not dun sulkin yet, go ‘way… hm… cat treats… well awright, I eats your patetic offering, den we play with toy mouze, mebbe I forgives you…
Awwww…..deh compleete vizzit!
Dis kitteh cyooot beyawnd kyoot!!!
Awl meoaws compleetelee tranzlated frum vets tu hoem. Lubz it!
LOL, i had to taek my shiro-kitteh to teh vet Twise last week, wunse on sunnyday morning to emurjensy vet cawze him had a absess on himz fase, tehn agin on wenzday to get teh owie cheked owt, maek shur its getting bettr. i finkso dis iz EGGSACKLY wut wuz goin throo himz hed teh hole time bof times!! plus i has had to be gibbing him teh medisines, him duznt like taht eever.
Dis kitteh’s kyoot wud werk wit mee
au… pawr kyoot kitteh.
*gibz smoo and hugg*
I aol’d. Awwww out loud.
dude…. awesome.
You are a maniacal genius….
ohai innywun can stai up…. we haz rum here!!!! ai mean room , nawt rum
SPLORT!! such a kjoot <33333333333333
OH MY DAM GOD!
THAT IS ANIMAL ABUSE! I AM AN ASPCA MEMBER! TELL ME WHERE U LIVE SO I CAN CICK YOUR ASS!