Eber notice dat at nite u dunt wanna
Eber notice dat at nite u dunt wanna go 2 bed… …but in teh mornin, u dunt wanna git out uv bed.
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My kitteh, Cat, rowls ober adn plays ded, meowing lowdly iffen I downt notice, until I go to bed.
EEP! Ware dis lol cum frawm? Ai wuss nawt teh reddy!
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* imagines teh big cheezes lolling at us *
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Congarats tu Karen, KK4 & Ambercat – hao yu wud liek tu sillybrayte?
Tehy is sneekee, tohse Big Cheezes – veeeerrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee sneekee! Ai shud lyk teh rest ob tihs bokkul ob wyn an a Gud Nyt’s Sleep, plees. Oh, an a bobbul hedded kitteh form teh Ty-Booteek!
Wot I want tu noe iz webber teh Big Cheezez aer Cheshire, Lancashire, Stilton oar Stinking Bishop.
Yep, congrats to teh wuns hoo wuz awake!
Ai disydid dere wuz tiem 2 send an emeow. Rong!
Ai wusn’t sew much awake as ai kam heer and saw “no commints” – teh res b hysteree.
Conga rats tu yu, Karen fur da nawt second spot! Ai wuz jes chekin in reel kwik frum doin dishes an gots a tie wif yu!! *danses wif Karen*
neithurr wuz ai!
yep, mien tuu!!
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congrats tu Karen fur tawp spot!
evry day
Myne tu.
An btw, tihs kittoon iz abaowt az Qte az Qte getz.
Ai sweepy!!
Hi kk4! Hope u dont mind me takin ur spot up heer fur dis…
*Gets up on littul soapbox in frunt ob Safari-Cumming-Soon sine*
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Attenshun Cheezpeeps!
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Du yu lyk playing gamez ob luk adn skill?
Du yu lyk helping owt poor innosent animlols?
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Well, yu can has boff by setting up fun gamez at teh Cheezland Safareh Egg Speereuns adn rayzing munnees fur teh Cheezland animlol shelturs.
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Du yu has a talent?
Du yu has extra stuff tu sell at awkshun?
Du yu has uvver idees tu rayz munees fur teh poor animlols?
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Plz to be telling me hao mush spase yu need fur ur ekzibit or watebber, adn ennyfing else we shud hab reddy fur yu on teh Grand Opening ob teh park!
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Fankies, ebreewun!
*gets off ob soapbox*
Egg Salad werk, phlonquais! Heer, has sum moar toona.
YUM! *nom-nom-nom*
*notises gut startin to lukk pudgie*
* notices taht phlonquais’ awlso liek tu nom lawts ob fuds *
Yeah? Whut’s THAT like, hmmm?
i can has silly kweshun?
I r noo here. Fut r Cheezland Safareh Egg Speereuns? Nd when is it? Nd where is it?
I r pheeling mur stoopy dan ushual…
Ohai POC! dun worree, is nawt stoopy kweshun!
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* grabs nownsmint frum earleeur lol *
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* Micrololphone Fudbak *
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Ahem, AHEM! Ai can has yur tenshuns, plz? Fankies.
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Nao, yu has prolly bin wondering whut ai has bin doing behynd tihs heer fence yesh? Well, eben iffn yu has nawt, ai is going tu tell yu aneewai. STN.
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Contru… Kontra… Nawt in lyne wib popular beleef, AI IS NAWT GETTING TEH MARRYED TU LOLCATBURGLAR – OTAY? Sry, but ai is nawt teh marrying kynd adn, well… yu nose… ew.
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Anyhoo – Ai wud liek tu prezent tu yu teh laytest graytest plaice tu plai:
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Teh Cheezland Safareh Park!!!!!Elebenty!!!!!
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Opening awn teh 21nd Janyooairy; dere wheel be teh exhibits ob awl yur fayborit cheezland creetures, tours, gaymes, fuds, soubeneers adn eben sum berry speshul sillyebretee guests!
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Moar nowsmints wheel follow, prolly.
Nawt tu wurry, POC – ebreewun wuz noo wunse.
GP mayd teh anownsment abowt teh openning ob teh Safareh resentlee, wich was a big surpriz dat he bin wurkin on behind teh big fens in LolCatBurglarz bakyard. It will be opening on Januaree 21.
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So if u has sumfing tu add tu teh partee, go ahed adn start plannin it, adn let me no hao mush room ai need to rope off in teh park fur u tu run ur gaym or watebber! Sowndz liek fun, yeff? Adn teh munneez u urn will helps teh poor animlols in teh shelterz, so u getz gud feelings tu!
Ai eeder need tu typ kwiker or refresh bettur.
Mebbe boff.
Ai haz beinged tehre, an haz teh t-shirts. *displais hole boks uv shirts*
Kewl!
Prolly wud be lotsa demand fur dem den. U bring em tu teh Safareh fur awkshuning?
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*wispurs* GP reelee gettin on my butt to raze munneez. Ai startin tu wunder if its reelee fur teh poor animlols…
Ai shur ebreewun haz a few uv tehse kinds uv t-shirts. Tehy wud be awsum fur newbees. *giglol*
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*whispurrrrs* Iz a fing taht going wif being a phlonquais, aifinkso. GP knowing what iz lyk, him shud being nyser tu yu. But iz sumfing in phlonquais kontrakt abowt at leest pretending tu beleev whatever teh boss sayz, iz tehre nawt?
duz u have a cuppla dry ones in teher prysma?
*digs in boks* *finds drai t-shirts fur leeza an rhsb*
Um, nawt taht wun *hyds t-shirt frum nawt unnerstanding refrinsis laytlee tu rownd brown tropical froots* Heer, tihs be sayf, iz wun abowt comfyoosions frum 4.5k being DK an Dragon Kitteh being DK. An heer be a nowld wun, frum furst tiem
ai traid tu posting asteh rabid weasel posted frum mai pewter an it camed up menny tiems. Yu shur yu wanting tehse?Nawt tu be feeling stoopy, eber, POC! Iz so berry much hapning alla tiem in Cheezland, iz nawt menny whu knowing ebreefing taht going awn. Ai beend heert a lil whyle, an ai still missing teh refrinsis sumtiems. Iz nuffing tu wurrying abowt, ebrywun luving yu eben if you not omni… omisc… ebryfing-knowing.
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Oh, an ai waz lostededed in Reel Lyf an did nawt saying Ohai when yu joined us. So, Ohai! {{{POC}}}
Ohhai, prysma-kitteh! ((((prysma-kitteh)))) Hoppity gnu ears to u and ur fambly and smoos 2. Thkz fur de welcomes! I have a happy coz u r nawt losteded in Reel Lyf no more. Das r nooooo fun a tawl, being losteded!
Prysma-kitteh, I have a confuzzled. I r trying to find where to clisk to ask u to b my Cheezfren but I go to a blog when I’s click on u. What r I doink rong?
an yur poynt is?!
hola cheesy friends
Hola!
Ohai GP is U mad at me becos I was teasing U dis morning?
{{{two_kittehs}}} nebber! ai onwlee gets teh mad IRL wib stoopy ppl. is against teh law in cheezland, aifinkso!
¿hula¡¿?oh wait, yu sed hola. ¿como estaís, y’all?
estoy muy bien, gracias…y tu?
No hablo espanol!
no? tu no hables espanol?
solamente hablo ingles
Pair ay say kay too ablow un poke ito dey es spaniel.
Es moo E fa sill tew speek EngEsPanLOL!
¿Donde esta Mary O’SpockN quando nececito?
O hai, SMOM! How u is?
*Dances and flits around Kafleen*
Hapitayle N00 Yeer!!
Ai am teh snoed inn!
Hower yew? Didja get ebbryfing yew wantid frum Faver ChrisMouse?
Plasticat iz bein teh sillee agin – he iz in hiz sekund yeer uf spanish in skool
ai has had liek 8 yeers…awltho teh nawt-second 6 ob dem wuz stoopy, adn nawt teech meh annyfink…
wow – wut grayde did yew start tayking eet?
Kitteh is redy for sleepz at any timez!
WOW!!! Me first?! I canst beveeve dis!
*whispers* It is nawt a gud eye deer 2 claym dat u aer first – it’s `barrassin wen u aer rong! We trie 2 sai sumfing bowt teh pikchoor an doan’t liek 2 say teh “f” werd – we fink it iz moar purrlite 2 sai nawt sekund oar fruvest frum last. Pls 2 assept dis as kindlee adbies, nawt kritisisum!
adn awlsew, iz bettur to jusst yoose sum wittee oar creeatib cowmint…dat wai, eef yoo arre nawt-second, den wii can awl sellibrayte. eef nawt, den iz still a gud cawmint!
oooh and this is interesting, a noo momcat!
now we has two!!
*starts finkin of nicknames*
Awww shucks…
Speshully durin teh week wen I gotsta go to werk!
ohai rhsb how is U dis ebening?
Ohai, 2_k!
I iz gud. Still cant get my puter to werk, but uther tahn dat, awl iz okay.
Hao u? Hao iz Injeh?
I just finished one gradskool app
deadline wuz todai at midnite
:has a relieved
look below for Injeh update
I’z still sweepy!
thaaaat would depend upon company.
liek in soviet russia….
innat kinda wrestlin’ match…….there aren’t reeely any losers.
and sometimes u lose on purpose.
but does one realllllly……..lose.
* throws bukkit ob cowld wadder ober SHD adn leeza-b *
Yu beeted me tu it, GP! Nao what ai gunna du wif tihs bukkit ub wadur?
aifinkso juss won mite nawt be enuff!
*stealthily sneakes toward PK and GP*
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ha-HA (grabs and tumps bukkit-o-wadder over PK and GP)
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how ya likin’ dose apples!
EEP! * shake shake shake *
**rhsbs bideo fawls out az GP shakes**
A-HA!
**grabs bideo an runs**
waet!
*dumps smallurr bukkit ob watturr awn RHSB*
dere…nao yoo can bee liek teh othurrs!
Whut rhsb donut no is, wii has switched her instrukshunal pole dansing bideo fur a copy ob “Cher! Libe in Consert” – lettuce sea whut happens…
AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!
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Ur hed is MIEN, rodint!
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Duz ur fyootchur wief kno u stolded my bideo?
*snerk*
DK!!! Why yoo doo DAT foar?
**shivvurs**
Wut a day to ware a whyte t-shirt….
U mite be abul to get some munnies for that on e-bar, red.
*squeezez water out of hur tshurt*
waet…whyte teeshurt?
and ai juss dumpt watur awn yoo…….
gud ting teh NB reopined….
HAY!
*shivers*
*gives GP a LUK*
Now wot iz I gonna do?
*Luks around for a towl*
oh oh oh taht remindifies me! ai ordered mai berry own Hunnert Dollar Towel yesserdai – as wii speek eet is winging eets wai ober teh pond tu meh!
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* has an egg sighted *
U can haz dis beech blankee leeza. Nawt reelee a towl but nawt mattur if it getz teh wet.
fanks WWR.
*raps up in teh blankee*
*wigguls out of teh wet shurt*
Duz u has a dryer I kin use?
Wii can ties it tu teh ant enna awn mai truck and dribe aroun cheezlands until it iz nawt wetz.
embrasser la shirt mouillé sur le drapeau pôle
*raises i-brow*
pole??
puttin a fronsch accent on it duzznt make it not a pole, m’sieur!
True, butt it sellz moor bideos.
teh plot thikkens!
*slinkz alawng teh flor*
*dumpz hyooj bukkit ob watur awn SHD, PK, adn GP*
o heer, lolrus, ai gibs yur noo bukkit bak…
fankyoo fur lettin meh borrow it!
EEP! EEP! EEP! * shakes sum moar *
Mrrrphissss! Ai just started getting tihs fur drai!
Kittehs be drai-kleen ownlee!
Hai!! Dat bukkit wif teh applols wuz fur teh Cheezlan safareh. Naow haow am ai gunna hazza applol bobbin boof?
*picks up applol and frows it at SHD wif a fierce*
*has moment of physical brilliance*
*reaches back and catches applol…..inches from impact*
thankee…..munch-minch-munch
*walks on…..tripping over a shadow*
*lying in mud, wearing applol bits*
well, I guess the moment is over………*sigh*
oh Dan.. luk at u, all wet and muddeh!
come on…
*picks Dan up*
*gets rid of teh wet muddeh stuffs*
*xept for Dan*
*raps him up wif her in teh blankee*
*shaykshaykshayk hard as ai can*
*still luks lyk, well, a wet kitteh*
*glares n puts eers back, an starts washwashwashing vigruslee*
*haz softee towel tew help dri PK*
iz such a cold nite tew b a wet kitteh!
*tee hee*
**wistful sigh**
At least kitteh nawt go tu bed wif a ten and waek up wif a 2. den wuld nawt wantz to sleepee layt.
ZZZZZZzzzz…..huh? juss…..fiev…moar…minutez plz…..ZZZZZZZZZ….
I’Z UP! SHEEESH!
* frows feets outta bedz sits up*
* flops bak daown*
ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ
I SED GITZ UP!!!
Aw mawm………
Dat iz juss liek wut ai du!
waet…arr yoo spiiyen awn meh oar sumptin?? Huh?
hai
izez sleepy toozez
Morning wuddint be so bad iffit started in teh afternuun, aifinkso.
Anom!!!
ai’d agree tew taht! an ai’d be teh purfikt wayt iffn ai wuz jus abit tawllr tew!
Me too! Jus a kuppul inchez iz awl.
hmmm…dat wudd bee gud…..hmmm…butt hao to do dat…..
oh yeah,
I get up as the sun shines in my window…
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but dude, yer window faces WEST.
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yeah…..so.
Saim wai tu nawt be habbing weke strat awn mundane. iz awl dwonhil frum dere.
Hoppy Mew Year Gramma!!
I cannawt WAYT foar awl teh rugratz to gitz baK 2 skool!
BAI BAI KIDDIES!!!
* turnin catwheelz*
Whai U Turnz teh catz wheels?
Liek dis wun wif teh byootimus kittehs?
http://www.bundascattery.com/catwheels.htm
Duz teh CCC haz anuddur flat tyre?
*POP!*
it duz nao….
Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Ai maed it!!!
I wuz hopin dis wun wood maek teh home page. Mah brudder told meh dis wen I wuz liek 12 yerz old….afta mah mom sent meh down 2 git him outta bed!!!! LOL.
Tanks so wery much 2 all dat voted fur dis LOL!!!
Hooray Hooray!
Concatshoelaces, Chech!
Yay fur yoo, chech1965!! Iz a guud one, ai has a happy fur yu!!
Splort!
oh noez! wii has un daown!
*grabz teh CCC*
okai….
*sweepee awl teh braynes upp*
*wassh teh braynes in chokklit-sented(adn flabbered) watturr*
*putz teh braynes bakk in teh hed bawkz*
*reearaynjes teh braynes*
*putz hed bakk tugevver*
*dukk taepz teh hed tugevver*(fankyoo dukks!)
*putz awn noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*gibs hawt chokklit, chokklit possum adn cheezpeepz blankie*
dere…nawt to bee lukkin at teh kyoot kitteh fur sum tiem plz
Adn den nawt wiffawt ur gogglez
Whew. Thanks.
**loud music comes blaring from the hill**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xACZHv-sLCg&NR=1
Friends of Cheezland!!!
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Teh Nawty Barn has been thoroughly cleaned and is now open for bizness!
hurrai!!!
Ai diddint noe it wuz clozed.
It had to be closed foar cleaning up after the New Year’s Eve party.
ohai cheez frenz
Latest Injeh Update
She is slowly returning bak to herz normlol self
she did not go unner deh bed even once todai
an I has sighted her on deh bed, on deh desk
fiting with Yogeh an so on.
For those who are tuning in layte
we moved two weeks ago
and one of deh two_kittehs
wuz sad an wud go unner deh bed and sit dere
an herz is very happy kitteh in genrul
so I hadz a concerned and asked
cheezpeeps fur helps and analysis yesturdai
Ai wuzzint heer to heer teh tayl yeturdai — but ai iz happee to heer dat Injeh iz doin beddur. Sumtiemz, it just taeks tiem to adjust. Kittehz iz funneh, yet rizilyunt fings.
Poor Injeh! Ai sowree her haz had such a hard tiem wif moobing, but ai haz a happeh it nawt seem tu be taht her sick ur ennyfing lyk taht, an a happeh taht her iz duing bedder!
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Poor kittehs, we awlways dragging tehm arown an tehm nawt knowing teh reezuns. *sigh*
I gnu herz was OK physically, becoz I had tooked her to deh vet just
befoh weez moobed and Dr TinyVet gave her a clean bill of healff
an her appetite wuz normal too.
Iz girl kittehs more emoshunal?
Becoz boi kitteh wuz bak to normal relatively quickly.
ohai two_kittehs!
glad ur Injeh is gettin back to normals!
I had teh gud noos a few minutes ago from Dr. Tinyvet!
He gotted Thelma’s bludwerk back.. and sed she was ‘abnormally helthy’ for a 13 yr old kitteh! Some of teh stuff they normally see, liek teh proteins in teh urine, she dint have atall!
Yays! *dansdanstwirlspindanskickshimmydans*
Ai haz such a happeh fur yu an Thelma!!!! {{{leeza}}}
fanks! ♥♥♥
Yay Thelma!
yyyaaa fur Leeza and Thelma!
that ar such good gnuz leeza-b
Mai youngur boi kitteh Trick waz berry upset when Loki waz at Dr Tinyvet fur a cupple owrs awn Wed, an mai girl-kitteh waz nawt so upset. Ai finking it be indivijooal kittehs (an kittehs awl be indivijooals!) an hao often tehm having moobed befoar, an fings. Ai haz moobed (too) oftin, an mai oldist, Loki, him enjoys eggsploring nu apartmints.
*pondurs wyld feelions an terrortories an fings, tehn shakies hed* If eber yu unnerstand what inna kitteh mind, plz tu be letting me know!
I r beri, beri glad to hear dis!
Willism still has a sad and now his sisteh, Katherine, has a sad and a mad coz so much lobbings r going to WIlliam. I onny got 1 lap, kittehs! Is majour design fla in stoopy hoomans.
It iz, it iz! Awlso, annoying tendinsea fur limbs tu be going numb at wurstest pawsibul tiems! Az kitteh slaevs, we defektiv!
We iz! Nd we has to use tde litter bocks 2 often 2. Disturbing de kitteh!! Ohhai! Is majour infractishum of de Kitteh Kode! Maeks the Kitteh Kommiteh gib Sanctions! *shudder*
Hugs to Injeh
Ebry moarnin’ I wakes up lyk dis kitteh. Sept I usually says a bad wurd wut sound like “duk.” Ebry weekdays moarnin, ennywayz.
“Buk”?
“Luk”?
“Cuk”?
“cluk”?
“muk”?
Oh, noes! Is bad wurd! Sumting behbeh kittehs get dems mouf warshed out wif soaps for!
Jest heard awn the noos:
John Travolta’s son, Jett, died today, apparently after hitting his head after having a seizure. He was 16.
Sad.
that ar sad
I hadz a hyooj crush on himz in deh eighties
Him was habbing a baf, I hear. Nawt gud timg to hab baf! Him need to lsten to kittehs on dat; kittehs gib him betteh advice!
iz sad – did he hab a historee uf seizures?
There are unconfirmed rumors that he was autistic.
Very sad and very skaree. Mah naybor had seezurs that would last for hours… her boifrend sed medisun tew control it beh tew expensive. She had seezurs inna tub and drownded. Ai awlways finked dat da boifren shud be charjed wif inboluntaree manslawter.
Y’all, I’m gonna sign off for a while. Don’t know if I’ll be back later or not.
I’ve got yet another of my stoopy headaches (2nd one today) and light hurts.
I’ve got an apointment with Dr GirlyCat in a week, and I’m hoping I can talk her into doing something that may help me get rid of these headaches (as well as some other problems I’m having). I’m convinced that it’s time for certain parts to “leave the building”.
See y’all later.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}
hope u feels better soon.
{{{{{rhsb}}}} Taek gud caer uv yu! An ai hoping stoopy hedake going away an STAYING away. *hisses and yowls at pleh hedake*
feel bedder soon and come bakk, rhsb!
ohai cheezfrens, ai haz a liddle sad tewda i- *deep breff* ai cawled mai brudder, hoo libs a liddle norf uf mii and haz eben more snoe than ai dew, ai wanted tew see haow mai SIL wuz doin cuz she jest had a knee replayced. they hab 2 mini horses and a shetland pony that were awl reskyoos (a peep ai know goes tew auctions and buys horses that were being sold fur slaughter) and mai brudder told mii that teh 2 minis got owt teh otter nite and ran intew teh road and wun wuz hit and killed by a car…teh minis culdn’t get awf teh road cuz teh snoebanks are tew high.
oh dats awful!
sowry for ur bro and SIL.. and {{{{{{uniquekitty}}}}}
Ohnoes! Iz so sad… poor lil horse.
Iz gud tehy gotted rekyooed, but what a sad way tu die. Ai so sowree fur brudder an famblee. {{{uniquekitty}}}
Mah heart goes owt tew yew, yr brudder and SIL.
Ai hope liddlol horse’s deaf was quick an relatiblee painless. *leekee iz*
teh mini luuked jest liek mai Max horse hoo crost teh brij in Nov (onlee smaller, uf korse!) and naow him iz wif Max in teh meadow…
*leaky izes* I haz such a big sad for u and ur fambly! ((((((((((uniquekitty))))))))))
ohai POC – are yew getting teh technikal stuff figgered owt?
Mostly. But I clicky-ed on Prysma-kitteh, I went to a blog. I have a confuzzled…
ai nawt no wut tew du wen ai gets sent tew a blog…ai nawt gud wif teck stuff eider, mostlee wen ai haz a confuzzled Plasticat heps mii owt
so sry bout teh mini horse……….dat is rilly sad!! Bein a rescue horsey tho hims/her gots sum gud life wif yer famly…….dats sum consololtion!
fanks agin fur yer thots fur teh mamaitty…..ai wuz writin a long post an sumfin went haywire an den it wuz gone!
R u cheezfrens wif Cheespeeps who sent u to a blog? How can become Cheezefrens wif Cheezpeeps who send u to a blog? I have a BIG confuzzled!
wail, duz yew wantz more confuzzlement?? you highlite teh name of teh person… Like ai cud highlite yer name….den ai go to mai name an clik on dat…den at top of teh page in teh address bar ai takes mai name out an paste yer name der……den hits enter. dats how yew get to sumwun who chooses nawt tew make der name bloo on teh profyle or chooses to direct peeps tew a blog insted ob der profyle page… hope it makes sense…?????
ai jus did dat an rekwestid fren frum yew…… LOL
wen yew hilite teh name ob teh bloggin cheespeep yew rite clik wif yer mouse an clik copy….(aifink ai left dat part out)
but ai haz teh bad noos……..ai tried to get to prysma kitty’s profyle an it’s borked. now ai remember dat her wuz talkin bout her problems wif dat….so none ob us can frend her….
ohai jamamamama… yew still heer?
guss knot…
yep, ai’m still lurkin and lukkin at lols n stuffs…………seems to always end up wif ush here….LOL
we wuz ansrn at sayme time!!
dere yew are!
Hao yew iz?
I’m heer too.
Nawt kin sleep.
oh ai iz otay………is hard tew watch ober a sik kittey…….hers so restless!
*nods nods* it beh da pleh, werreein.
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Ohai rhsb. Headake bodderin yew, or stewpy ex, or just nawt sleepin?
I remember stayin up wif Josie when hur wuz sik. I wud be egg-sawsted at werk teh next day an hur wud be at home, sleepin inna chayre awl day!
Prolly hedake meds keepin me awake. Dey has teh kaffeen innem.
When ai getz reinkarnated, ai wants tew beh a well lubs kitteh
ah… ai has meds wif da caf-feind in dem, butt dey noes keeps meh awake… I normallee fawl asleep fur owrs.
Me too!
Dey gots teh lifes, dont dey? Teh biggest desishunz is ware to sleep an wen to eet.
I try to aboids kaffeen, so wen I gets it, I iz sensitib to it.
Yoo kno, iz REELEE ironik dat I nawt ablol to sleep an am postin awn DIS lol!
:rolls:
jamamama, yr kitteh dewin better?
eet dew beh da funnee (doh mahbeh nawt tew yew at dis moment) dat we is awn dis lol.
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Ai unnderstands about bean sensitib tew stuffs nawt normallee useed
Argh!
I gots itch dat I nawt ablol to fully skratch.
I has skin graft awm my upper rite arm (frum habbin skin canser at 19) an sumtymes teh nerb endins below teh graft act up. Wun spot in partikular iz itchin an eben tho I skratch ware it itchis, it nawt reely reechin dat spot, kwim?
Berry aggrabatin!
yep… dat beh da frustratin
ai nawt rilly shur……….aifinkso takes awyle fur teh aunti-byotics tew werk. ai dew fink ai will take hur upstayres tew bed. fanks fur yer thots ….. we will see how her dewin tewmorrow an find out wut teh bludwerk sez. time will tail!! LOL
see yew peeps tewmorrow………….schmooooooooo
schmoo, jamama! Mah best tew yew an yr kitteh
Schmoo, Jamama!
Hope ur kitteh feline beddur soon.
Thkz fo halping mes, jamamakitty! U Cheezpeeps r da best! Big Smoos! Ohhai BDM and rhsb. Yes, it r ironic but seems to b where the peeps r now. How is yur sick kitteh? ((((((((((jamamakitty nd sick kitteh))))))))))
Ohai POC… hao yew iz?
Otay, mah bed beh cawlin tew meh… gud nyt ebreebudee. *schmoos tew cheezfrens*
‘Nite BDM.
i is can has sleeping pills?
I can’t sleep either. Kitteh-Daddy (my hubby) is still in the hospital. He will probably be coming home tomorrow. His asthma has changed his lungs somehow; the doctors say it has “remodelled” them. It’s permanent. It’s b/c he’s had so many asthma attacks.I’ve been numb all day. Now I’m starting to feel sad and angry. It still hasn’t really sunk in though…
Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that, POC.
How will this affect his ability to breathe? Does he have the attacks often, or are they just very severe when they happen?
I don’t know alot about asthma. My uncle had it when he was a kid, and mom said it was pretty bad then but he doesn’t have attacks now. My BFF has it, but I think it’s controlled by medicine and inhalers.
I can’t imagine not being able to breathe. It must be a horrible feeling.
His condition is complicated. *sigh* His triggers are mostly allergic; he has multiple chemical sensitivities which means he’s highly allergic to very small amounts of things. He is sensitive to scents mostly: colognes, perfumes,scents in shampoos and conditioners, deodorants, paints, exhaust fumes.
Alot of my family members (including me) have allergies to most of the stuff you mentioned, but none will trigger an asthma attack, though. Remember “Giorgio” perfume? Smelling it will trigger a migraine in me very quickly. I can barely stand to go down the laundry aisle at the grocery store. We have to use the “free” laundry detergent and fabric softener. I have sensitive skin and carry my own liquid soap in my purse because most of the soaps in public restrooms are too harsh.
So, what can be done for your hubby? What triggered this last attack?
I don’t know what you do, but the way I handle stuff is to get “absorbed” in all the information I can. That way, I feel a little better about what’s next and can ask somewhat-intelligent questions.
We have to be very much on the alert b/c we never know when he will have an attack. They can be anaphylactic in nature. They happen suddenly and progress really fast.
We don’t know how this new development will affect him. That’s the worse part about it. The not knowing.
My soon-to-be-ex hubby has severe allergies to seafood and fish, and will go into anaphylactic shock if he doesn’t react quickly enough. I started carrying Benadryl in my purse all the time, just in case something he ate came in contact with something he was allergic to. He also finally! got an epi pen.
We carry 2 epi pens at all times b/c each of them gives him no more than ten minutes before the reaction progresses again. Sometimes the EMS people have to give him another shot of epinephrine on the way to the hospital. We also carry presription strength Reactine at all times. We smash it into powder and put it under hsi tongue so that it gets into his blood stream faster. It’s taking larger amounts of Reactine to have an effect. When we see his doctor this week, we will ask for a differnt antihistamine, hopefully it will be more effective.
He takes a lot of meds to manage the asthma but they’re not working very well any more. We work hard to deal with this. We have people come in to make his meals and help him to bathe, that sort of thing. One of them insists on wearing cologne. Kitteh Daddy has left a msg that this person is not to come to our home any more. *sigh*
It’s not hard when Kitteh Daddy is with me.,, When he’s in the hospital, we are both so alone. It’s hard. *small smile* It’s a little easier for me, I think, b/c I have our kittys, William and Katherine, to sit in my lap and to make me laugh. And I have Cheezburger.
It sounds like y’all have been married a long time.
Yeah, having kitties around does help. Before I lost my Josie in May 2008, she was my constant companion for over 13 years. We went through EVERYTHING together and even though everything else changed, we were each other’s “constant”.
So, tell me about William and Katherine. What do they look like? How old are they?
They are litter mates, born in August of 03. Originally we had 3.
The third was Dame Patches the Enigmatic. *smile* She was my son’s kitty and she was the runt of the litter. She and my son were very close.We had to put her down last May b/c her immune system didn’t recognize that her skin and her fur belonged to her. She was shy and beautiful, all black with a white spot on her chest and another between her hind legs. She loved chocolate pudding and oreo cooky crumbs. She would dig crumbs out of the easy chair where Kitty Daddy would snack. We miss her a lot. We had her cremated and kept her ashes.
Aww, she sounds like she was a sweet girl.
Josie was diabetic and had been for 6 years. When we had to have her put down, I don’t think there was a dry eye in the entire vet clinic. She had been a patient there for 4 years and they’d really gotten to know her.
The vet commended me on how well I took care of her and how proactive I was when it came to treating her diabetes.
Personally, I felt very honored that God entrusted one of His creatures to my care and took that responsibility very seriously.
Yes, it is a huge honour and responsibility. No matter how much we want them to stay forever, there is a time when they depend on us to make the suffering stop. They enrich our lives so much and ask so little! We are very honoured indeed.
Josie chose well when she chose to spend her life with you. Take comfort from the knowledge that she had the best home with you. She was much-loved; I acan hear it in your post.
Thanks.
Mom said Josie won the “kitty lottery” when I adopted her, but I think it was me who was the lucky one.
Kitteh Daddy and I have been married just under a year. We were together for about two or three years before we married. But we’ve been through a lot together and we are together almost 24 hours a day when he is not in the hospital. So we have packed a lot of togetherness into a little bit of time. *smile* If I’d know when I was a teen that something so absolutely amazing like this was possible, I NEVER would have settled for the men I did. Oh, lud, did I make bad choices! *shakes head* But now I have Kitteh Daddy and he’s strong when and where I need him to be strong and so gentle and kind! And the kittys just love him. That means so much, don;t you think? The kittys know about people more than we do.
I hope to have that someday. I thought I did, but apparently not.
I’m in the middle of my 2nd divorce. The first marriage? Yeah, big mistake. My best friend calls it “The Unpleasantness”. LOL My response to that is, “You think it was unpleasant for YOU…” I was flying home a week shy of our 1st anniversary.
The 2nd marriage? Well, I thought that was “IT”. I swore up and down that we were meant to be together and all that jazz, but he turned into someone I didn’t recognize and now can’t stand. On our 4th wedding anniversary, he told me (via email no less) that he was filing for divorce. (We had been separated since October the previous year.)
The severe depression and pure unadulterated Hell that I’ve been through almost did me in. If it hadn’t been for the friendships I’d made here, I don’t know if I would’ve made it through. My few IRL friends distanced themselves from me, so I had nowhere and no one.
You know, I never thought I’d be MARRIED twice, let alone DIVORCED twice. And I’m 41. Gee, life sure hasn’t turned out how I thought it would!
((((((((((rhsb))))))))))
I know what you’re talking about. This is my third marriage. My first husband left me for another woman when I had a toddler and was preggers with our second. My second husband died from complications of diabetes. Each one I thought was going to be a good marriage, not perfect, but good. I didn’t know that I didn’t have to settle for good; I thought good was great. The losers I dated before I married! *shudder* And I picked them. I went out with them. I spent my time and energy on them. *shakes head*
Life hasn’t turned out like I thought it would either. I thought I’d be an Animal Health Technician or that I’d breed the best Quarter Horses in Canada! Ha! Not even close.
My friends are few and absorbed in their own lives now. Most of them were work friends so when I stopped working with them, the friendships stopped as well.
I’m sorry you went through hell. I can really relate. I’m glad the Cheezfrens were here for you. I wish I’d known you then. I would have been here for you too. ((((((((((rhsb))))))))))
William is the only male. He is a striking mix of a tiger stripe and a leopard cat, Brown background and lblack stripes that curl around almost into spots. His face is pale beige and his whiskers are white. On his belly there is an undercoat of orange, b/c his daddy was an orange tabby with ‘tude!
Katherine is a blue kitty, grey coat with blue tips on her fur. She is smaller than William and finer all over. She loves Kitty Daddy and especially loves to hear Kitty Daddy sing to her. All Creatures Great and Small is her fav but any time he sings she comes running and listens with great concentration. When he stops, she meows and hooks her claws in his trousers for a gentle tug. “Ohhai! U can’t stop singing! Ohhai!”
She is the bossy one. She is the one who ignores people. William will tell you to f*** off, but she will ignore you loudly and pointedly. If you looked in the dictionary you would see her picture under the entry for annoyed. SHe has the look patented. LOL
LOL ! They certainly have their different personalities, don’t they?
Josie was a big girl, but very laid-back. She was the epitome of mellow. She loved everybody and you could touch any part of her without getting fussed at.
The family cat, Peggy, was the opposite. She was small in size but made up for it in cattitood! There were only certain people she would tolerate and thank goodness I was on that list. One day, however, she hissed at me and I hissed back at her. You should’ve seen the look of surprise on her face! It was priceless. Oh, and if you tried to touch her tail, toes or belly, she’d threaten to rip you a new one!
Is Peggy still with you?
No, Peggy has crossed the Bridge also.
If you click on my blue name and then go to my pictures, you can see both of them. Josie is mostly white with a calico tail and spots on her head and back. She is the one in the bag, on the pillow, and curled up in a perfectly-round ball.
Peggy is also calico, but has more “traditional” calico markings. She is the one on the back of the couch and in the closet floor.
They are both so beautiful! And wonderfully soft and furry looking!
I love stroking cats, their fur is just wonderful! Everywhere except in my mouth. lol
My mom was allergic to all animals when I was growing up so we never had anybody that lived in the house. Well, that’s not true now. We had a guinea pig named Betsy and that’s how we found out that Mom was allergic. Betsy looooved grapes! Bliss was her face when she punctured the grape and the juice squirted into her mouth! Oh, my! We should all have such bliss in our lives.
We had horses while I was growing up. I had riding lessons when I was five and I went from there. When I was in my teens I was breeding and showing horses, mostly Quarter Horses, but I worked with Arabs as well for a while.
William is accident prone. He caught his tail in the bathroom door and the vet had to amputate it. He’ll eat anything that falls off the table; it doesn’t even hit the ground. He is cute and he know it. He’ll do tricks for treats. He’ll poke at you with a paw. He’ll stand on his hind legs and reach above his head for a treat. He’ll jump up a height of about three feet. He’ll jump from one surface to another. We’re working on him taking a treat right from my fingers. He is very smart.
Josie’s tail got hurt once, but I never figured out how it happened. For days afterward, I crawled around my apartment (to get perspective from her level), looking for something that could’ve hurt hur and never found a thing. I also looked for tail hares and found nothing. It healed fine and no damage was done.
Josie used to think that whatever I was eating, she should get a bite of. Of course, she got it and I later blamed myself for her developing diabetes. After she was diagnosed, people food was a very rare treat.
Peggy loved the “Pounce” treats that came in a can. All you had to do was shake the can and she’d come running. Like William, she would stand on her hind feet and reach above her head for a treat. You could also throw one across the room and she’d chase after it.
I think cats are alot smarter than they’re given credit for. Alot of people think dogs are so smart because they do tricks. Well, cats are smarter because they teach US instead of US teaching THEM!
I imagine we humans can be pretty hard to train sometimes.
Yes, indeed! LOL! We just aren’t very bright most of the time. I’m waiting for someone to post a kitty looking at the camera, saying “You’re even dumber than usual!” or “Gah! Hoomans are Stoooopid!” coz from their point of view, we are! lol We’d be in a bad way without them. Cats are mush smarter than dogs. Dogs have to work very hard to get treats. Cats get treats for being alive. lol
POC – It’s 3:00 a.m. here and I need to try go get to sleep.
Are you going to be alright? Where do you live?
Yes. I’ll be alright now. *smile* Thnkz for all this long time. I didn’t realize how late it had become! You’re very sweet for staying with me. I’m in southern Ontario, Canada. Where are you? Are you the lady in Kentucky?
Ohhai. You go to sleep. 3 am is not good for either one of us! I’m going to bed now too. Sleep tight! See you tomorrow maybe in Cheezland if Rell Lyfe dosen’t need us. *smile*
i can has depression?
Wow, I wish someone would force me to get tucked in tight in such luxe bedlinens! Hemstitched linen sheets, sumptuous paisley blanket, oh my. Somebuddy lub kitteh berry, berry much.
Although troof is, kitteh parent who gives kitty whatebber fud was on sale, a cozy corner near the heat with a cardboard box lined with old towels, and lots of love and cuddles, lubs kitteh just as much.
hi ya i think this is a very funny picture so please reply
a masterpiece!
That’s exactly the problem I having now.
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lol kitteh.