Oh wow! Dat one comes in four flavorz!
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Ai wull trie dem awl
Ai lykz teh WINGZ!!!
but nawt nip!
Nip be a garnish!!
Ai can soopersyz it?!
Kitteh is already supersized, aithinkso
Noe, hims juss flooffee
an beeg bones
Nao git bak inna kitchin adn maek me sum PI!!
waitur, ill takes wun of everthings. An a bucket…and a mint.
a wayfurrr thin mint?
HAPPY NU YEAR KITTEHS!
Three way tai! Wahoo for Annipuss, calicocoa, and Ambercat. Surely, iz tiem for a littul dansy dans, some refroshminks, and a groop trip to the tai bodega? The refroshmink cart is well-stocked wif a wde variety of goodies – waddle you have?
ohai nu cheezfren Q, adn fankx fur teh wahooo! gotzta go sleepityme nao, butt (heehee ai sed butt!) inna mornung ai’d lurv tu sillybrate. conckgrappleasians tu annipuss adn ambercat. all uv yuo arr lurvly cheezfrenz. nitey nite foar nao… *curls up in warmie plaice adn purrs self to sleeep*
Hunter-gatherer kitty is hunting and gathering recipees..
I would like teh Partridge, wivout the Pear tree,kthnx.
“I’ll hav one of dose, too of teh bloo wuns an a glas of meelk pleez”
I would swear that would be my cat if I didn’t know better. It looks just like him.
Wowz! Dat is a big menu!!!
and ai wud like to see teh whine list too, plzthnx
Wii kan has whine adn cheez wif oar fesant unner glas???
So dat wud B:
A fesant, bleu cheez, chablee…
Ded micees
Exelint noms
Fud and dwink
G…
gushifud unner glas
halibut (for teh…)
izz creem
J…
Joynt ov boeuf
Krinklee pork rinds
Leggolamm
M. . .
Mouffull ov Mockingbird
Nibblee nuggitz
Oriole cookiez
Pikkld pidgin
Quayl (but nawt Dan)
R…
Mowsie a la mikrowaive
Nip, wif chikee gravee
Olivs, blak, wit everthing else on
Peetsa, meat luvers, wif anchovees too…
Q…
Quayle (ov kors nawt Dan)
Ricotta, sauvignon, turkey sammiches
t..
Euro-kitteh plannen holladays in norf amerikas aifinkso.
Kitteh gonna need a lil moar time wif teh menu, aifinkso!
U can substute teh grackle fer teh robin, but teh blew jay iz extra. U getz a side order uf sparrow if u orderz teh teh house speshul.
Ai can haz finch fries wif that?
lurvly kitteh WIN!!! Yuo’re veery fuhnee!
Aww, fanks!
awwwwwwwwsome one totally dude
Teh oanlies fing kyuooter tahn a tuxee,
iys a floofee tuxee (liek tihs kitteh!!!)
Ai agree! I’d liek to thank Cindy Christina for sharing thet great photo of her cyoot kitteh! ai lourve teh floofy kittehs.
yummy yummy yummy I gots luv in my tummy
Wher teh order form? Is sposed to be ordur form in back of buk?
Kaufmann guide? FAIL!
Evry1 knoz da bestest guide to Nortamerikan birdies is da Peterson guide!
nice book! is that the expurgated version, though? I hate gannets. however, the Norwegian blue parrot, now there’s a *REAL* bird!
Ohemgee four flavorz? D: Iz 2 much! Ai wil nefur b abel 2 maik a choiz!