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hangover kitteh gotz stukk
ohai ZF! U gots teh top spot todays!
cormgrates, has some coffee and skones wif meh!
oink oink! I haz punkin bred wif bluesfan, an scones wif u, an I awlreddy ayte brefix, YUM!
really???
we shudda had teh shampers then!
itz not too late…
*gets out sham pain and oj for mimosahs*
I shudderz at pain, sham oar noe. How bowt sham pane??? Den u kan see rite froo it but itz nawt there? Oar sumfing……..oooo dotz…
* heddesk *
how bout authentic pagne?
concats, zauberflolute!
nawt-secund nawt secund? egggggggggselent!!!
Ohai Fleep!!!!! Fank yoo berry mush! I lykez ur noo abatar!
thanks, ZF. ai thought i’d trying it out for a while.
WHERE IZ TEH SILLY BRAYSHUN???? ZAUBERFLOLTE JUST HAD HUR NAWT SECOND NAWT SECOND!!!
Whooooooooo HoooooOOOOOooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooOOO!!
We cud – itz nawt too layte – hr & 1/2 yet . . .
) and bring sum nice fuds. Just put tehm awn teh tayblol rite ober there. Teh wun wif the festiv red Provencal tablol cloth. Playtz an Napkins an silburware awl at teh reddi!!
) fur dipping!! Demara shugar, hunnee, lemons, milk – fur teh tee. Lump shugar, too.
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A COME AZ YOO AR PARTEE!!! Ebrewun – just say waht yoo ar waring (or nawt
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Ai ar – TA DAH!! waring mai flannel nitegown wif teh pink roses an mai warm flooffee robe – an whyte furree slippurs.
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An ai haz a BEEEG pot ov teh Url Grey tee – an assorted biscotti (teh fancee kind
*test* bold not bold
I bleev u haz ben tu deh Jamamammamamama skule uv htmlz.
I will bringing fresh eggy sam itchez.
Fank u fur deh tee adn biscotti…. dip, nom, sip, dip, nom, sip.
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Congaratz tu ZF!!
now if that wuz troo, wudn’t the hole thred be bold now?
*pheelz phaynt* Oh mai!! Yoo can haz teh ESP!! Ai wuz juzt maeking maiself a fresh eggy sam itch!!
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“CweenmjCanHazTehESP” Luks kinda cyoot!
“JanetCanHasJamamamamaKittySkuleOvHtmlz.” A liddol long – but ai laiks it!!
*puff puff* ai jus showeded up agin wif sum lef ober Krismis Kookees. *puts kookees onna tabl*
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Ai b weerin blak slakz adn a pinky waffl-cloth shirt adn mai bedrum slipperers. Berry cumfee. Oh, adn ai alsew weering mai kitteh on mai ches. Seh berry cumfee tew.
Ai is waering 3 swedders, jeens, two pares ob soks, am wrapt inna blankie an bein sat awn bai a cat! Is c..c..c..c..cold heer in TTI todai! Ai still has partay fuds leftober so Ai will bring squashidge rolls and cheesancrakkers.
Ar yoo perchance rapt up in a prittee dark red blankee???
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Cat iz a reelee gud addishun when it’z cold!!
Congratumalashuns!!! *schmoo* ZF!
Ai r ur noo pop-up blokker
Woot! wtg zauberflolute, haow bout sum cawfee & spicy pumpkin bred? iz yummie!
Oooo fank u blues! I wuz juss owt in teh kitchen fixin a appplol, will go berry gud wif dat!
Wuz teh appplol borked?
**iz nawt shoar wedder tew hab hert feeluns**
Pleez not teh hdrt feelinz! Sumbuddy mite start singin “Peepul” an then we haz a mess! Plz to making moar joakz!!
“Peepul”? Do nawt want! Joakz, joakz, ok, so dis redhed walkz intew teh Drtinycatz awfizz, an sez, ‘my whole body hurtz, hear and hear and hear (pokez differint spawtz on bodee wif fingur). Dr. sez, are yew reelee a redhed? Redhed sez no, ai iz natchurlee a blonde. Why? Dr. sez, cuz yer fingur is borked.
**crickets** Gess dis iz a moar vizshyewal joke.
**wanders away to find bludee marees**
ROFLPIMP!!!! I haz a frend frum teh uzedta-werk, an he tolded teh wurstest blonde joaks… to us blondez….taht wuz wun ov them! Maor good (dare I say it) “Mem’reez”!
**cubbers hed in cayce ov onslawt of ‘mem’reez’**
Mai awfice wurker telled me dat, hur alsew seemz to hab indliss suppli ov blonde jokez. An wes birginia jokes, an redneck jokes. Ai iz nawt sew gud at ‘memberin deh jokes, jist dat wun.
*Stands awn diggnittee* Ahem. I haz lived in teh Wes byCC Birginia!
Iz kalled “awlmos heben” bcuz iz rite nexta Birginia! (sunsawaifas)
stoopie WP – dat suppos 2 b runsawaifas – ai kun’t see it
Hay, git awf teh diggnittee befour yew smushiz it! Take care uv ur diggnittee, ai lawst mine an ai miss it!
Dew nawt wurree, boff ov teh hed partnurs at my wurk are frum Wes Birginia, sew dere is nawt tew minnee ov dem jokes. Nawt lowdlee, enneeway.
Ohai Karen! Yay fur us Birginia gurlz! An Wes Birginia gurls, an odder states az well…. an boyz… Shew. Iz hard to be pawlitikallee currect.
Ohai,parrothead !
Ai haz to say,wheneber ai sees your nayme,”Wastin awai agin in Margaritaville”
goes thru mai hed !!!!
**luks at eeckthecat wif a wurree** Duz nawt hit enee emportunt braynes, ai hope? Yew needz teh paramedicks?
No,iz okai !!!
Teh brayne cells all be ded todai,anyway !!!
Me tew! Aifinksew ai killed minnee ov teh few dat were left awn Gnu Yeerz Eev! Otay, if dere is no danjur, we will sing!
Libbin awn spunjcake, watshun teh sun bayke, awl ov dem cheezpeepz kubbured in oyle!
Strummin mai six string,awn JCH4K’s front porch swing,
Smell dose shrimps,dey’re beginnin to boyle……
♫ waysted awai in Margareeta-vil
lukin 4 mai los shakr ob sault.
Sum peepz sai teh cheezpeepz 2 blam
butt (hee hee) ai kno itz mai awn dam falt ♫
Down’t know teh reesun,stayed heer awl seesun,
Wif nuffin to show but dis brand new tattoo……
*luks awt windoe – seez eeckthecat awn teh frunt porch*
– but wehn yoo get too cold – kinda snoweee out there – yoo can com in an haz sum tee an biscotti – oar maybee sum hawt choklit???
Taht mewsik sounds reelee prettee
Ohhhh…fank u,Janet !!!
Tee & biscotti iz teh YUM !!!!
*Nawt shure whair dis commint is sposed to go*
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Ai is Wes Birginia gurl too an ai fink ai has hurd awl teh WV jokes! ‘Corse, ober dair dey tells dem as “Kentucky jokes” or “Mississippi jokes”… aifinks yu gets teh pickshure.
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GO ‘Eers! (An teh Thunderin Hurd too…)
LOL!!! Ai can see hao yoo cud haz a confooozled. It so offen happens taht up thred there iz sumting yoo want to say – an NOplaice to be putting it!
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Ai wud say – heer iz gud enuf. Ebreewun will see it!!
an – Happee Gnu Ear, Cassidy!!
luks liek the kitteh IS teh noo pop-up!
Its fur yer own gud!
*heddesk*
whew, thot ai wuz awllalone heer! wuz gittin skared! Pumpkin bred fer ebreewun!
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naow ai mus skamper awf fer sum shoppin, wii spoze tew git yit anuvver storm layter todai, blargity blarg blarg.
/Arnold Horshak/ – oooo oooo oooo …
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Ai wud lub sum plz, adn sum ob dat kafee, tew, wif lotza milk.
No kitteh pron for U!
No ICHC eeveer??
i iz ur new kitteh-webcam
Ohai
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Ai cannawt stai an plai tewdai
Butt (hehe) ai wannidt tew sai
FANX, mai cheezfens, foar awl yew dew
Nowun is as full ub WIN and AWESUM as yew!
*schmoo*
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Kthxbai
awwww, *shmoo* tew u BDM! an tew awl cheezfrends! Haz a gud dai!
* scamper scamper scamper… leap *
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Ohai BF! Hao yu is? Ware is Hugh? ai has nawt seed him fur AGES!
Aww, BDM, bai-bai! Go haz fun I hoap!
Cheezfrens are da best frens! I uhgree. See U l8r, BDM.
Kthxbai!
Flat skreen moneetaur habz kno warm plaz 2b snoozin’
whut ai has towld yu bout lukking at dose picshores ob kittehs? huh?
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stoopyhoomingogetmehcheezburger
ohai GP, u iz here early todays!
last 3 days of holiday… *sigh*
yesh yesh – is affer 2pm heer in TTI so ai has bin awayke fur… a gud 2 hours oar so!
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uff… yesh stoopy pleh werk agen awn monday…
Ai am at werk todai….pleh !!!!!!!
aww {{{eeck}}} ai feels yur pane…
oh noes! gess we shud count out blessins!
todays– I will cleen out my closet. So I has teh werks to do too.
Just not get paid fur it!
yez ai no. ai has to werk todai also. hospitals neber cloze so ai gets to werk all da tyme!
ohai GP,
Lookit this bideo that ai found recently. N-e-buddy there look familyooor? Hmmm?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duGaWtz9CYU
oh yesh yesh yesh! ai sordid taht!
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Werld Dominashun – wii plots eet.
Ai din’t noe u wuz a fillum star,GP!
o yesh yesh yesh! is juss won ob mai manee talints, uh huh.
* nod nod *
Thank u, Thank u, Thank u, Fleep!
i loves teh ginnies- i will has 2 see this movie!
Oh hello Phillipe, am I mistaken, or are you openly recruiting the Guinness Piggeh to join forces with you??
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Are you sure he’s up to the challenge? The danger? The espionage? The wearing of tuxedos on a daily basis???
*whispers*
no, akshooaly, ai wuz hopings to confuze the enemy … a host of small rodents (nawt to be nommed, uf course) running around cud only distractify and disturb them, allowing us to … um … er … do wutever it wuz we wuz trying to do. gotta go make a cuppatea.
Phillipe! *stern voise* U haz been using Leeza’s skwirrlolz an eckspiritmentin awn them, admit it! U haz groan tehm up intw GPs, of teh wacko bar eye itty.
Oh ZF u is teh funneh!
*wispers*
Ifinkso that ‘variety’ is teh only one teh GPs comes in.
{{{{{{GP}}}}}}
Dats a gud thing!
o otay den… * has a suspishun *
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hay! teh beeg nowsmint wheel be onna neckst lol! is yu teh egg sighted?
really????
Yes yes yes I iz eggsited!!
*still wonders wot hur speshul job is*
Ah. An interesting plan! Much better than lemmings. They would only run in the one direction of course…
*ponders*
I think there is much we could
do forlearn from each other. Perhaps we could come to some… arrangement.*gives Phillipe a wite card with only a number on it*
Let me know if you’re interested.
*hops into a waiting cab and disappears*
*phillipe looks at card*
3.14159…
yep, hazza number awn it. wunder wut she ment by that?
♫ Wil teh sirkle b unborked ♫
*whispurrs to phillipe* Ai think it mite hav sumthing to doo wif bananaz
an creem? An maybee sum speshull whippeee creeem, too.
Oar maibee teh choklit????11???
I tink she needz choclate creem! Perhaps we should throw some at her?
*runs back in, takes card back from Phillipe*
Sorry! I gave you the wrong card! That belongs to a.. friend.
Unfortunately I am waiting for my new cards to come back from the.. printers, yes, they ran out of disappearing ink, you know, so I have none to give you right now.
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Don’t worry… I will be contacting you…2009 looks like it will be an interesting year, n’est pas?
*steps onto a bus, which disappears around the corner*
I wud think sinse GP b gitting married, dat he wud not b wanting deh dangerz. he wud b wanting deh sweet home life wif deh cuddlolz and deh snorglolz….
Ohai Cweenie!!! Did u see mai dizastruss attempt at cweenfetti teh odder dai? Nawt so gud, akkshully. But I happee to see u!
Hai ZF!! ennee cweenfetti iz bedder dan nun!! I hopez deh noo yeer iz being gud tu u.
Halp!! Haz enneebuddee sees mai weddin-plannin-lisst-ob-portint-fings-tu-organamaiz? Ai wuz wurkin awn it a fred oar tu agows an den stoopee WP eetid it an nawt spitz it owt enneewaers ai kin cee it! Der is sooooo munch tu du! Ders LCB’s lubli dres an teh Made ob Onner an teh BrysMades an teh kullers an teh flours an teh handkufs an teh fyermens an teh fuds an teh drinkees an teh myoosik an teh caek-ob-menni-lebbuls-wif-eyesings-an-liddul-peepuls an … an … an ais furgettin stuf, au jus noes ais furgettin beri portint stuf ……….
it is still there, in last nite’s lol, nicewhich…
U put teh list in after there was 200 commints, so u has to clik on ’show all’ at teh top to be able to see it.
O tank gudniss! An tank yew, leeza-b, fur halpin mi fiend it – ai wud nawt liek tu furgit enneefing awn sutch a beriberi portint dae!
Wil teh handkufs an teh fyermens bees enuf, du yu tink? Wi stil has tiems tu ordur teh tukseedoh wif teh ekstree lawng sleebs wut bukkol inna bak ….
* grabs list adn scampersawaiwibakwikness *
Hay!! Yu gimmee dat bak!!!!
*ties tu run aftur GP*
*cursis teh fakt dat teh snowee butt bees frozed tu dah grownd*
*uttuts majilal wordz*
An leggo mai butt, stoopee frozed grownd!
*NAOW runsrunsruns aftur GP*
*sigh*
Dat wuz ‘utturs’, nawt ‘uttuts’
an ‘majikal’, nawt ‘majilal’
*teh runsrunsruns bekums stawmpsstawmpsstawwmps*
wii wuz wunderin – synce GP iz in TTI, and LCB iz in teh Yew Ess, were iz teh wedding gonna b?
I vote for TTI den we canz all (those in Yew Ess) go an stai wid
Annipuss in Lundun
Oh Yes!!!! We awl noe tath we ar welcom to visit annipuss in Lundun ENEtiam!!
OH Yes!! dat b gud practiss fur deh 2012 lolympix!!!
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Dibz on deh bak porch!!
*runz tu git sleeping bag*
*rumij rumij lukking fur tent and xtra blankies* wii kan kamp in teh bakk yard!
Camping, woot!!
I has a extra sweeping bag!
And a camp stove!
yesh yesh – uniquekitty and ai vote fur Lundun tew!!! wii bisited TTI a kupple yeers ago and went tew Lundun fur a dai – WANT tew go bakk!! GP and LCB’s wedding wuld b PERFICT reesun tew go!
donut maek me narrow mai eyes agen… yu nose eet gibes me teh rinklols…
is OK GP is not a problemz
I will eben bring Uz sum maplol syrup from NY state if you like
* ears prick up * Mayplol Seerup? mmm…
Ai cud bring yoo sum dried Meeshegun chrerreez! REELEE delishus!
mmm… nao ai has an IRL hongry!
Ai cud maek a weddin caek….
Their IQ iz oarf teh chart???? Hooooo Noooooo?????
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Well – ai guess we did!!! We hav ar own deer GP rite heer az proof!!
{{{JanetCanHasGeniusGuinnessPiggehFrend}}}
hmm… yesh… berry gud, Janet…
yu nose, ai nawt eben shore teh cween hurrself tawlks liek taht!
LOl!! It wuz just teh “oarf.” An ai’m prittee shur she duznt!
My boss mite hire dis kittah. Try to keep me off da internets. HA!
ai wud nawt mind goin inta teh office if they installed dis kitteh on mi compooter.
Office Assistant Kitteh – emerges IRL!
Kitteh sez NO PYOOTER TODAI !! You must shower me wif attenshun and gushiefoods insted !!
And sushi. Iz japaneese kitteh.
Ohai, Cheezland!
Jes wanted to pop in an say, ‘Ohai”!
I nawt kin stay rite nao but will hoapfulee be bak laytur.
Hazza gud day, my frenz!
Ohai rhsb!!!! U R prolly gonn bai nao, but stay owt frum unner teh bed, k?
U no makes appointment wit v-e-t this wai!
Pop-upz blokerz wif ajendaz!!! Aifinksew!
ha!!!!!
dat be wat my kitteh at homes wud do!!
i tink yous made a funnies
Why U lookin at dis cat eatin language? Bad hooman!
oh thats simple to get past, all you have to do is shake the kibble bowl
@@@@@ gud 1 Irishlard! Thet alweys werks in mi hous! Alla kittehs come running!
Eizo monitors come with Calibration Kitteh included
awrange kittehs seam tu luvs puter moniters!
NOE kitteh pron fur yu!
*FURWALL*
ROFLMAO
That is one expensive monitor…
So this is what the Australian govt plans to use as the great firewall of Australia
my friend’s cat sits on top of her computer monitor to keep warm. she gets pissy when we move her.
ewe canot luk at da nekad ladies until dey put der clothez on!
That’s the Japanese version of Windows, not Chinese.
eiso monitors are sooo expensive i wouldnt dare let my cat on it