*Boo!*
*Boo!* dude… srsly… u needz a gurlfrend
mah hoomin haz no gurlfrend either.
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Sillee hooman
Needz a lief
will most likely need stitches if annoyance continues…..ifinkso
An serb him rite, 2!
congrachulashuns fer anudder nawt-sekond annipuss.
i r verry jellous!
Thx fur teh congrats!
pointy ends deploying in 3-2-1
*eeps and runs away from pointy ends*
but the pointy endz aer not for ewe. dey are for the stupy human.
come bakc ((((ftka))))
Um…. “eek.”
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Nao will u go awai?
U want me to go awai ???
*** sniffle ***
Ai doan fink NS meened u – it wuz wat teh kitteh sed 2 maek teh hooman leeb him alown.
Ai knows….ai iz jus bein sillee!
Needs sumfin to keep mai mind offa werk !!
ye could always stick yer hed unner the M&M machine……….again.
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and share this time?………….mebbe?…………pls,plspls *grin*
Purrrrzaktlee!
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{{{{{Eeck}}}}} Ai wud nawt chaysin yew awai fur no reezin!
and get rid of teh Klingon owtfit too!
no wai, those prosthetics are expensive and difficult to make!
mebbe… but he prolly shudn’t ware it on teh first date.
depends, iffen yer at a Quarks casino fundraiser? (and no I wasn’t a Klingon)
not a Ferengi??
whatever race Kira was. That was what I was assigned to do.
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imagine this, two klingons, me, and “Han Solo” at a poker table. weapons are on the table as well. someboddy got a pic of that one, and I have no idea where it is.
oooh too bad! That wud be frame-able!
So u had teh wrinkle above yr nose, and teh eerings?
just the eerings I have anyway. and the nose-piece…..ITCHED
hee hee hee…Ai haz a vishun, lyke teh pokir-playing goggies?
MUWAHAHA! Dids yu haz a kard in yur feets? LOL!
sawree, Ai iz ezlee amoosed….
LOLZ!!1!11!
Not shur which made me laff more…. ur pokir playing doggeh scene, or imagining Dan tryin to play poker wif teh itch he can’t scratch….
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sowry Dan.
*hands Dan a peace of carrot caek*
Bajoran.
THANKyou, for the life-o-me, I couldn’t remember.
Me tu – ai got as far as “krinkle-nozez” but cudnt remember teh speesheez.
Kareful….your trekkiness iz showing !
nah, more of the effects make-up……..thingie showing…..
*shows remarkable self restraint re teh ‘thingie’ comment*
*taps Dan litely on shoulder*
Did u take care of those coconutts for me, laddie?
weeel, tha strrringgy hairred sphere’s o’ trrubblment havena’ comm mai wai.
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annyhaow, tha terrrible crriket-bat o’ doom, tis a’ tha reddy
*assumes menacing stance with CBOD held at the ready for an edge-on strike*
yeaarrrrgh!!
*feels inexpressiblee safe*
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Sew where has u bin? Werking up a storm? On vaca? Or playin cricket? D’joo have a gud New Year’s?
not workin’ at anything that pays money. got stuff to do around tha house, and for a buddy of mine (whose ‘puter I’m usin’ at the moment)
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the new year was fine, very few peeps, food, goooood rum, and relative quiet.
quiet… itz an underrated thing, ifinkso!
Wunder whut dey did wif awl teh costumes frum teh Star Trek Eggsperience in Lost Wages when it closed.Wuz sum pretty convincing stuff !
ai has a guess: ebay?
Sillee Hewmin
needz summfeeng bettah 2 duz
tahn annoy Kitteh!
Jack
or if the hoomin iz down on the floor anyway, he could be helpful an we could have a good time hunting for mice togevver.
Kitteh sez…oh, ai so scared. Now ware iz mai fuuds?
dunna wair yer fuds are but her iz download fur firefox…….. aifinkso ai will try it tooo
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http://www.officialgo.info/foxdownload.html
Ai wuz berry suspishus uv Fyrefocks at nawt sekund, but it haz mennee gud poynts an iz mutsh sayfur iffn u bank online.
ai had putt teh offishul linkie to fyerfawks awn teh lasst lol….yoo mite wanna daowlnoad it frum teh offishul linkie…iz at mozzilla…
juss in caes yoo want teh offishul linkie, iz heer:
http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/
Ai jes downloaded it…now wat? Iz ai post tu reboot? Duz it jes automatically be there, or duz ai hab tu log in or sumfin? Mai ignorance, let meh show yu it!
ummmm ummmmmm ai dont know eider!! HALP!!!
Aifinks ai will reboot, an den see wat happen…oooh, Jkitty, we haz a brave todai!!
goe to whar teh fyel daowlnloadeded, adn dubblol klikk awn it…yoo shud get a fing dat will guied yoo thru instawlin it. att teh end, it shud gib yoo a shortcut to teh program awn yur desktawp (teh wun awn teh pyooter, whar teh bakkgraownd iz). den yoo can yoose it!
U shud haz a desktop shortcut to fiyrefox wunst it b installed. just klick on it and it will opun up. den u kin using it— like IE.
oh dat makes sense!!
ohai mai cween….ai wuz jusst triiyin to halp dem…
*bowz, offurz chokklit*
U ben dueing berry well, tu.
*takez chokklit
nom nom nom
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I finkso, deh furst time u opuns, it will taking u tu a fyrefawkz welkum page iwf lotz uv info….. u kin using add-onz….. I use deh add blocker plus
addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865
After u add it, u will need tu subscribe tu a list…. i fergit wair tu find dat, but if u pokez arownd u will finding it….
adn it can awlsew taek yur bookmarkz frum IE, adn put dem in…
Oh heer it iz –
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go to: Tools
Adblock plus preferences
Filters
Add filter subscription
(I picked the one for USA, of course.)
Then clikk on Subscribe!!
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it may tell u tu klose fiyrefawkz and restart it, but i don’t b thinking u have tu reboot deh pooter.
Gud lukk brave peepz!!!
hyer ai ma lukkin at yew frum fyrefox…….
ai will haz tew plai
wif teh options a lil layter
now ai seez wut yew means by no werdrap
wut dew you use to refresh teh page…is der sumfin
on teh rite mouse clik? ai cant see wun
up dere under deh werd “edit” is a fingy wif a recirculating arrow on it. dat b deh refresh.
and if u is not shur, u can move ur cursor over it and a pop up shud tell u what teh symbol duz.
Aifinks ai mess up…ai hab clik da desktop…duz yu have tu put da ICHC linkee on der sumware? Still not kin duz da advance builder, aifinks dis too advanced fur meh..duz yoo sine ontu interwebs frum da firefox page?
nawt need a linkee to ICHC on yur desktawp….
hmmm….teh lolz shud bee werkin rite…..hmmm….duz it juss liek nawt load, oar juss taek a lawng tiem to do so?
Oh hai, DK! Ai hads tu get on da control panel tu make da firefox mai serch enjin…ai hopes dat duz it! Ai gonna try agin fur da lolz. Ai kin duz da basic ones, but nawt da advanced. ai gonna trys agin, aifinks ai gots da firefox workin now.
okai…plz tell meh iff it messes up again!
Aifinks ai on firefox now, still nawt kin do da advanced lols, so ai has tu mek dem be da basic ones dat ai nawt wants!
ai can maekz advanced lolz…ai madeded wun juss yesterdai!
yoo can yoose teh F5 key awn yur kee board…
that linkage also offers an out of date version of foxfur (3.0.4) – they are now on 3.0.5
if you already has firefox, the easiest thing to do is click on ‘help’ then ‘check for updates’
if you does not have firefox, and want to give it a go, it are better to go to mozarella’s own web site – http://www.mozilla.com
if you want to turn firefox into firecat, https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/812 is a theme you can add.
in general, it is always better to use the ‘check for updates’ link within a program, or go to a known web site rather than an unknown link or button that might appear – sometimes they are OK, but sometimes you will get an ‘urgent warning’ from an unexpected source, which actually installs something nasty on your computer.
alternatively, use a trusted source like http://www.filehippo.com
*klappy klappy wif mai scaelee pawz*
gud jawb!! ai shudda ded sum ob dat….
butt yur rite abaowt teh othur sietz…..iz awlmoast awlwaez bettur to get it frum teh offishul site!
yew is awl bein berry halpful, fanks
ai wants tew stay n play wif nooo browzer but ai haz plans
but ai will czech in layter!!!! schmoooo
Oh, yes!! I likez deh catz add-on!!! I haz deh bloo version… lukz sew pritty!!
Me 2, me 2. Puddy_tat installed it fur me (Hims mai sunn!)
Ohai!
*waves to puddy_tat*
He iz rite about teh ‘urgent warning’ thing.
(sez teh sadder but wiser gurl)
Him noez abowt deze fings. Keeps me awn teh rite paff an saef frum nastee fingz.
Issunt YU ment to do taht fur HIM? Or dus yu get to swop rolls, wen yu is groed up?
teh yungurr generayshun knoez moar abaowt pyooters…..
parentull yoonits suppozed to keep dey’re kidz owt ob trubble in teh werld…..adn teh kidz keep dey;re parentull yoonitz owt ob trubble awnline!
iz liek a cyclol, aifinkso!
ub berry wyze, Draconic Wun!!
*bowz*
ai trii…
Wen u aer neerlee sebentee, u start 2 dissend in2 sekund chiledhudd
can Ai has myn erlee, plees?
Sum peepl nebber gro owt uv teh nawt sekund chiledhudd….
Juss sayin.
srsly? hims beez gud at yoosin pyooters…
LOL! what a lossar dude
hyooman to bee needin stitchis
in 3…..2…..
That’s a man that’s going to get major facial wounds in 3…2…1…
On my monitor I couldn’t see what was going on, so I lightened up the picture and resubmitted it.
Original caption by PunditKitteh.
Gud, kawz ai kneadz a boifrind. Got ennii bronze wanz?
hmmm…nawt dat ai knoez ob….maybee dere beez sum in teh ty booteek…yoo mite wanna lukk there..
But kitteh, U iz mah gurlfrend!!!
u stop talking creepy
or iz gonna hafta
nooter mah first hyumin
While U Daown heer, chng mai littur bawx!
*Sittin in LCBz bakyard, wachin teh wuddars go into teh hyooj hawt-tub fur teh manitee*
*Nommin on toonas, pokin arownd teh Safari park, lukkin fur inneresting fings tu hab a kyoorius wif*
ooh…hyooj hawt-tub?
CANNONBALL!!!!
*jumps inn, splashin waturr ebbereewhar*
*runs behind teh hawt-tub filter tu aboid gettin wet*
Hey dere! Teh park not open fur jenrul publikx yet! Get ur big skaley bodee owta heer!
*Puts hoze bak into tub to refill teh wudderz*
*Goze bak tu inbestigating fings*
ah, AngelPlume… ai is teh glad tu see yu has been werking teh hard.
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Sum toona fur yu?
*Pops bak up frum under teh deck*
Ohai boss! Yesh, ai be wurkin reel hard!
*ajusts teh hoze to maek shoor wudders is goin intu teh tub*
*hopes he duzzint notis all teh wudders splashed arownd*
Fanks fur teh toonas!
*nom-nom*
Egg Salad. Nao, ai has tu figger owt hao tu keep teh no gud, stoopt Rabid Weesuls in dere cayge fur wen teh cheezfrends hab dere tour…
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yu has anee ideeyas?
feed dem sum gushifuds inna hamster bawl.
Ohai WRr! Hao yu is?
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hmm… yesh, mebbeh dey wud liek playing wib lolmster bawl full ob gushifuds… aifinkso ai steel has dere shock collolars arownd heer sumware, akshully
Demz got rabeez? Do nawt want!!
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Wut kinda cayj u got dem in nao? Adn hao close r dey tu us??
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*Luks arownd nerbusly fur foaming-mouf weezuls*
dun worree, dey is steel running arownd teh JanetCanHas4Kittehs Amphibiantheatre affer teh beneefit consert – dey is nawt so smart, rly.
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So lawng as ai gibes dem sum garbage tu nom nom nom ebbery nao adn agen, dey pretty mush stays out ob teh trubble.
ohai GP-
Sowry I panicked earlier todays.
I has bin thinking abowt ur fing u wanted me to do, and teh thot of halping people to smash coconutts duz have teh appeal…
I has some questions.
First, wot is a ’shy’?
Sekkund, iz there a way I can halp without ackshully having to TOUCH them? Tehy gives me teh hives, ifinkso.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut_shy
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Yu see teh man inna horriblol jumper? taht be yur jawb.
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* hands leeza horriblol jumper *
I dont see any jumper.. I sees somthin that luks liek lederhosen…
*reeds more*
**horrible realizashun**
OMG…. if this is rite… u is givving coconutts away to innosent unsuspeckting peoples???
Ifinkso this is part of tehre unholey plan to take over the whirled!
It will meen the end of us all!
*faints*
no, no… teh objekt ob teh gayme is tu smush teh cocomonuts wib bawls adn dem ppl can has teh cocomunt baysed drinks adn noms…
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YU kneads tu get summedy tu ‘donate’ prizes so awl teh munnies yu rayse can go tu teh cheezland animlol shelters!
*comes to*
hmmm… well that snot wot it sed in teh wiki… but if u promises…
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I still has a consern. Wot will people be using to smash tehm? A rokkit launcher? Bazooka? Nuclear weaponz? U know how much trubble WE had wif them….
Uff… does ai has tu du ebberyfing? Yu is in charge ob teh gayme so yu can decyde teh rools… iffn yu want tu let ppl loose wib Rokkit Lawn Chairs, tahts up tu yu, juss donut cum running tu me wen yu gets blowd up!
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Normellee, aifinkso dey use littlol wudden bawls but but but wii kneads eech won tu smush awn impact so ai suggest sumfing bigger adn hebbier, yesh.
U can use teh bowlin bawls.
Oar teh cocomunt gun…Iz liek teh spud gun but iz maeded tu fit teh cocomunuts. den U can smash teh cocomunut wif maor cocomunuts.
Don’t maek me hedbat u piggeh! I iz no mind reader! Well Madame Zorba iz but shez not here todays. U dint menshun til now that I gets to deside everthings!
(much less bemember that teh shy fing is a TTI fing that we duznt have here…)
I will has disclamer forms for tehm to sine, itz gonna be fire at ur own risks!
*goes off to considurr weaponree*
Cocomunut shy (shy meens throw) is yooshully ware peepl trie to nokk teh cocomunuts off teh fings dey aer awn and iffn dey nokk dem off, dey keep teh nut.
Adn diz b deh song u haz tu singing:
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http://www.actionext.com/names_d/disney_lyrics/ive_got_a_lovely_bunch_of_coconuts.html
why cween, i dint think u notissed!
Okai – if demz nawt tu smart den reglar padlok shud be gud enuff.
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Bi teh wai, r teh cocomonuts inna korekt plays fur teh otters? Parrothead got dem awl lined up strayt, adn Dan iz makin shoor dey dont get clos tu Leeza wif a krikket bat (Dan haz teh bat, nawt Leeza or teh cocomonuts).
yesh yesh, yu has dun a grate jawb!
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Nao, fur yur mostest importuntest jawb… awl teh munnies raysed bai the Cheezland Safareh Egg Speereuns wheel go tu teh lowcal animlol shelturs so wii has tu maek as mush munnies as pawsible!
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Yur jawb is tu get ppl tu set up fairgrownd gaymes adn soobeneer stands adn adn adn aneefing else tu bring in munnies fur teh littlol animlols, otay?
*wispurs* Finally, a hi-lebel sooperviseree jawb.
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Okay, boss! Aill gets rite on it!
As soon as dis hawt-tub iz dun fillin…
* puts drain plug bak in hawt tub *
Lukk! Itz fillin up reel gud, shudnt be mush longer nao…
*goze bak under teh deck to inbestigate scritchee sownds*
* mutters tu self *
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so tihs is whut eet’s liek tu has a phlonquais… dey is alwais scampering awf sumware tu ‘inbestigate’ sumfing…
Hey! Tehre being no ebidens we habing teh rabies! Iz a unfayr stereo… stery… pikshur uv us! Teh Rabid Weasel No-Insult Leeg protests!
Uh huh… adn iffn yu no has teh raybees why for yu has a Rabid Leeg? huh?
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pfftstoopyweesuls
*ducks hed*
sorree….
*slinkz owt ob park, wif tayull betwiin legz*
*goez adn sitz in teh cornurr*
* eyes dragon *
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hmm… ai is nawt shore teh flimsee cayge ai has ordered wheel be teh strawng enuff…
Tub Iz nawt teh full yet. Nawt hurted urself on teh drain Ai hoeps
Ohai, I’m bak!
Gess wat! 2day is my nawt-sekkund anniversaree heer at ICHC!
**danses arown**
Conga Ratz Rhsb. What wii can haz drinkees and dans?
Fanks, WRr.
How bowt margajaritas (my fabrit) and danses will be “freestyle”!
I’ll sing:
“Sumfin gotta go rong
Cuz I’m feline way too d@m gud”!
allright, here’s part of what I got for chrissmass…..a martini/margarita set. the difference is in the likker.
mango, grapefruit, strawberry, pomegranate, blueberry, raspberry, cranberry.
NOM!
U wanna share?
I nawt too prowd to beg if needs be.
I wouldn’t have listed them otherwise…
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ahm not thayt kahndah fellah.
Wut, to share, oar allow beggin?
I went 2 wun of ur fabrit playses 2day, Dan.
oooOOOOHHH……RLY.
Yup.
Spent <$5 dere an got 2 books.
U hazza prowd?
waet…..less then $5, fur too books? What books? Whar??
in the D/FW metroplex we have Half-Price books, music, movies.
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I can get myself in sooo much trubble dere.
Dere’s wun in Lexington, ware I wuz 2day!
Also went to Barnes & Noble, Joseph-Beth (local-ish store) and sum other playses, incloodin PetSmart, ware I snorgled kittehs! I saw beeg caliko dere and it wuz hard to leev her dere.
ah….
ai fink dat dere nawt beez anne ob does anneware neer meh….unforchunatelee….
*luks askanse*
somehow I never imagined u as a martoonie guy, Dan.
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And if not, red and me can take care of that for u.
The Danger Twins striek agin!
LOL and OMG!
I red that as ’streek’…..
Okay, I kno ware UR mind iz!
Careful NB iz still teh closed for cleening frum NYE pardee!
Nawt nose whar dey will send U.
Yup, NB iz still bein cleened.
Teh YNGs shur are takin dere sweet thyme!
Doan foarget to chek teh unclaymed clothin bocks if ur missin ennyfing!
*examines discarded clothing*
ya know, there is a rule, 30 days……..then MINE.
**looks awn calendar**
Um……okay…..yeah, I still gots tiem….
however, depending on the “tasteeness” of the item under observation timelines have been known to have………advanced. considerably in some occasions.
*looks at watch* tick-tick-tick…….30 seconds…….good enough *yoink*
Do I wanna kno wut ur “yoinkin”.
**snerks at te wurd yoinkin**
**sighs**
Nawt-sekkun, GP yoinks my bideo, an nao dis…
*ahem*
Whose mind iz u-no-where?
lyk it ebber gets out of dere
oh noes.. iz it all italicks, all teh time now??
(Dance) No! (Dance) No! (Dance) No! (Dance) No!
We gotta get out of here
We gotta get out of here right now
We gotta get out of here
We gotta get out of here right now
Why u runnin so fast, WRr?
Der is a nuu lol to plai in.
hay!
I before E xcept after C…. blah blah blah… as in Neighbor and Aweigh.
mee too…..
*faespaw*
yoo mite wanna bee caerflol wif dat sawng….nawt wanna set murphee’z law awn yoo!
Gud poynt, DK.
I did get lettur inna mayle 2day. I wuz lyk “WTF?”
I still in gud mood, tho.
wut letturr?
*has a confuzzle*
Lettur from my lolyer. Wii heered frum stoopy-poopy-fayse’s lolyer.
I now haz desishun to maek.
Plz to send gud thots dat I maek wize desishun.
Yu will, yu will, ai KNOWING yu will. Yu be wizer an strongur persun than eber befoar in yur lyf. Yu will duing ryte fing. {{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}
PK!!!!
Hao u doin? I has missded u.
Fanks foar teh bote of confidense.
Ai haz misseded me, tu!
Gud nus iz, starting class Monday! Bad nus iz, got blood-wurk results tihs moarning fur mai Loki-kitteh taht ai nawt lyking much. Iz lyf!
Ai binned wurser… an bedderer… iz moar deetayls tahn ennywun reelee needs in mai blog (clikkee blooness)… ai reellee need tu lern tu be moar consi… konsy… be ryting less.
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Iz nawt just a bote uv confimadince, iz a hole ship! Hao yu iz being? sownding lyk yu getting closererer tu getting teh pleh lolyer stuffs rezol… reeso… dund.
I woked up inna grate mood awn December 31st an it has stayed ebber sinsse. Ifinknso I wuz sew happee to see 2008 leev dat I just breeved a sigh of releef.
2 minnits befoar midnite, I wented owtside an luuked at teh stars. As 2009 came in, I sed, “Welcome 2009″ and jest kept starin at teh sky.
Den, mahm opened teh bak door, complayned abowt it bein cold and sed sumfin abowt her crazee dawtur. Sew, I came bak in an spended sum moar tyme heer.
I iz feelin teh creatib urdjes agin, whitch iz gud! I finkso I gonna get a thum drive an start ritin agin. I do better typin than writin owt longhand.
Now, if I can only get rid of these stoopy headakes I keep habbin, I be doin GUD!
Yayness! Creatib urjis be a wunnerful sine! Iz so berry hard tu being creatib when yu feeling hopeless n tyred an awl taht pleh stuffs. Be riting, yes yes! (An ai agreez, riting longhand, nawt so fun, akshully…)
Gud. dat means U haz ur mojo bak. Naow U reddy tu taek awn teh wurld. nex week u can wurk awn takin teh ex fur eberyfing u can getz.
**eies widen**
My MOJO is comin bak?
Rut-roh. Teh mens mite be in danjur….
U bettur run, rodint! Nawt foar dat reesun, but u knoes why!
* yells ober sholdur * Ai towld yu! Fleep bought eet awn Ebay!
Lyar!
Nu uh!
uh oh…wut’z wrong wif yur kitteh?
nebber miend…ai foundeded aowt….
Short bershun: him 14 yeers owld, him diagnosed in May 2007 wif berry berry erlee kidnee failyur. Putted him on teh best diet ai cud (ai been thru renal failyur befoar, onlee last tiem, nawt caut until waz berry berry bad… awlways get yur kittehs blood wurks dun regularlee wehn tehm gets owlder!!!). Loki blood-work results been gud in Nov 2007 an Aug 2008, but him lozing wait. Himz blud-wurk saying himz kidnees be getting wurser, altho ebryfing else still luking prettee gud. So nao, gots tu step up teh treetmint plan anuvver notch, mostlee bai gibing him lil bit uv flooids subcutaneously (taht doctur-tawk fur “unner teh skin”) wunce a week witch ai can duz at hoem, but him nawt gunna lyk. *sigh* So, iz bad, coz iz no cure… but cud be much much much much wurser, an some kittehs live teh lawng n happeh lyfs wif pleh kidnees1
{{{{prysma & loki}}}}
sowry to heer!
I’ve heard they ackshully do really well wif teh shots. So maybe it wont be sew bad!
My OLKs are 13 now.. I just took tehm for their wellness last week. We is teh lukky so far.
Duz u hasta gib shots inna skruff?
I usta gibs Josie insulin shots 2x/day, an dats ware hur shots went.
Wuz eezy. U’ll do fine. {{{PK}}}
dat nawt gud! ai hoepz yur kitteh feelz bettur….ai’z gonna keep himz inn mai prayurrz too…
Fankies {{{leeza, rhsb, n DK}}} SubQ’s go a lil farver back tehn teh sruff, coz iz nawt cumfee fur kitteh if teh flooids settle daonwards n go inna foarlegs, an it take lawnger tehn a injekshun (fink IV flooid bag, n toobing,
an fings). Ai be a lil owt uv praktiss, but ai gets it again, aifinkso. An iz eggsalad online support groops fur CRF kitteh peeps.
Yay fur leeza fur getting wellness tests fur OLKs! An yep, sum kittehs du mazinglee well… haz been kittehs wif 90% kidnee failyur, getting flooids dailee, an habing eggsalad kwalitee uv lyf fur a lawng tiem!
ah….dat nawt gud…
ai’z keepz yoo in mai prayurrz!
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♪”If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
♪If you’re not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
♪If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
♪I’m the lady you’ve looked for, write to me, and escape.”
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Wastin’ away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame
But I know it’s nobody’s fault
Ah, dat sownz lyk SUCH a gud eyedea rite nao!
Funnee storee: My frenz ex-huzbin (before him wuz ex) wuz singin dat sawng. Teh problum cameded wen him sang,
“Blew owt my flip-flop
Stepped onna POP TART”
Wii
lyk crazee! Him wuz lyk, ‘Whut”?
whut, him doesn’t remember making chains out of the abandoned/discarded pop-tops?
Him wuzznt teh sharpest knife inna drawur, ifn u gets my drift.
either that….or you were robbing cradles. in cougar preparation?
Nope, him abowt 5 yeers older tahn us.
LOL!!
waet…pop tart? Whar??
hee… I has one too.
I ackshully did blow out my flip flop, etc etc.
Back when there were still pop tops.
okay, itz a short storee.
Meh an sisteh used tu make necklaces frum da poptops. Dey wuz sew attraktib.
We maeked string ub dem 1 yer in collidj. At end ub year it streched frum teh ground tu teh dormrum windoe and bak…wuz teh 4th floor uv dorm.
LOLZ..ai kin sees it now! We also maded gum wrapper chayns, ai had one dat went all da way roun mai bedruum.
Also, a girl I usta work wif usta sing, “Ill never be ur big Suburban” insted of “Beast of Burden”!
Huzbin usta sing “Purty little love song” insted of “Heard it in a love song”.
Dere are buuks fulla misheard lyrics, and I finkso I has dem awl. I flip thro them wenebber I needs a gud laff.
Wen ai sing wif Benny an da Jets, mai mom thot ai wuz saying…she got electric boobs!!
**spews ginger ale awl over monitor**
*hands tishoo tu rhsb*
Nawt sound liek fun – culd be shokking end of daet.
Depends awn the voltidj.
Culd be jes teh “spark” dats needed.
I consider the vacuum much more scary than the guy.
*danses a tango….*
sorry-aiz no good at de freestyle danses
Dat’s fien.
“Freestyle” meens do wutebber u wants.
*kk4 duz da Hustle* ai still members how!!
Shake ur groove thang, girl!
Dance (Dance) the night away
Whoa-oh (Ah) Come on g-girl, dance the night away
A live wire, barely a beginner
But just watch that lady go
She’s on fire, ’cause dancin’ gets her higher than-uh
Anything else she knows
Heers sum lynes from wun of my fabrit songs rite now:
“Why Don’t You & I”
Every time I try to talk to you
I get tongue-tied
Turns out, everything I say to you
Comes out wrong and never comes out right
So I’ll say why don’t you and I get together an’ take on the world, be together forever
Heads we will and tails we’ll try again
So I say why don’t you and I hold each other, fly to the moon
and straight on to heaven
Cause without you they’re never gonna let me in
Dat last part reely gets me.
that was funny lol!
lol..this is so funny..:P
CUTE!