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Schoooooooooo!
Ahem, I meant schmoooooo!
Oh ai is happitee. This iz my nawt furst nawt furst!!!
Maybee ai shuld quit whyle ai em ahed. At meant mae nawt second nawt second. (Ai haz an ekcitment!)
/ND here’s teh champers fur yu in sillyb rashun.
shmoos be bestest way to start teh new year.
Yoo are rite, booklion. Champers iz teh bestest way to start ebberything! Aifinkso!
Iffen it’s yore nawt sekkond nawt sekkond, duz dat mayk it yor nawt nawt nawt sekkond nawt seccond?
Mai hed hurtz. *holds hed wif bof floofy pawz*
Iz kwite simpul. Folloe beri karfuli. Fox in soks on gloks knoks on ticking cloks dat box wib roks.
The chalise inna palace…
Holds teh bru taht is tru! No, wayt, taht’s teh vessul wiv teh pessul….
*hed desk* Now mai brayne hurtz. Tew bee stoppin this pleez!!!
runzawaytewhideverryfastfastfast
ConCATs tuyu fur nawtsekund!
Ai hav nevuhr mayd nawtsekund. Mad propz tuyu!
Oh mai CC!!! Dis calls fur sillybrashuns! Conga lien! Chonklitt martoonees! GP poll dansing!
Conga rats Kitten_Whisperer!!!
fankies, 4p5K!! Ai iz happity dansing. Mai huzbund haz a confuzed. lol
scmoos fur u fur yur nawt sekund nawt sekund!
Watz a S C moo? Watz an SC? Nda why duzzit moo? *sits down tu fink*
a *schmoo* is a kiss, silli platicat!
butt eet sez SC moo!!!!! SC moo nawt Schmoo!
Iz teh sekrit schmoo aifink
pasta blee…….
eets a schmoo wifout dat bodersum “h”.
*snerk!*
Hmmmmm *fills bowl wif scmooos. Addz milk an splenda*
Tehy reeelee dooo tayste a liddle bedder wifaut teh bodersum “h.”
*munch munch munch*
ohai!! gud job bein first KITTEN yous did gud yous did gud
Yippee…………gud fur yew! is a happy day
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skip jump twirl n prance
I do fur yew a happy dance
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Oh an yew tew Leeza-B…….. yew has a ty!!
Conga rats! Nawt sekond nawt sekond be berry speshuls an stuph.
Conga rats, KW! No, reelee, heer them coming, wif fevvers an sparklee costooms an fings, an ribbons awn tayls, cause iz berry speshul fing! Egg salad way tu be starting teh gnu yeer!
*Jumpz intu Conga line!
K’mon guyz!!
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Dat, da, da-da da — (lef)t KIK!!!
Dat, da, da-da da — (rite) KIK!!!
Dat, da, da-da da — (left) KIK!!!
Fankies, PK! Ai feel very luckee. Oh happity dae. This sillibration iz liek Rose Parade?
kittehs just sharing bubblol gum.
Ew!!!!!
well in teh otter scenario.. they is swappin spit, rite?
otters swap spit???????????? Ai’z glad Ai iznt an otter…
leeza-b, wii haz a ty. Can yoo show mee teh way to teh ty boteek?
ohai KW!
Cween MJ gaved a lovlee desripshun of teh Ty Booteek on teh last lol, did u see? If not, go bak and reed when u has time. Itz verra informativ!
Now, letz us go see wot they has!
Itz just to teh left of teh NB.
*takes KW by teh paw, off to teh TB*
Noe NB fur me! lol
Fankie fur showin me teh way. *skips along wif leeza-b*
oh by teh way, teh NB is maginary jus like our drinks haz no alkeehaul an our fuds has no kaleries!! we libs in the best place yew cud ebber want!! (oh an ebbrywun is fred askair n ginjer lolgers)
Deh Nawty Barn izn’t kumpleetlee imajinarie….. Janet b habbing deh “originall” barn at hur Momz plaice…. adn it du b on deh Cheezpeepz Map!!! if u zooming in close and turning on deh satellite vu u kin seeing itz roof!!!!!
yer rite……sew dat means J-pak is teh onleee wun who goes tew teh NB??? ai iz a-paw-led
She haz hur berry own purrsonal NB!!!!
ohay, jamamamama and mj…
how did it come abouts that u started callin Janet J-pak?
I has a curious.
*tries tew remember………… aifinkso it had sumfin tew dew wif tupac, teh rapper…… sheesh ai wud haf tew czech!*
oh wells!
Hay, I was out toodlin around and found this lol…. thot u wud liek it!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=479821
Teh beginning ov teh Nawty Barn starts heer.
gayla34
November 7th, 2007 at 7:35 am
And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn’t been for you darn kids!!!
Taht’s teh “burf” ob teh Yung Nekkid Gy too
oh leeza, ai maded dis lol t’otter day fur yew
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2983239
oh no u d’int!!
Ai looked at Cween MJ’s desripshun of teh Ty Booteek. It iz a wundermus playce! Ai need a CHRP (wif doi)–ai dont think ai speld dat rite. Ai ment hed protecshun cover. Ai apree she ate teh hizteree ob teh ty Booteek. Ai haz a sad that teh cheezfrend who maded it up duznt vizit much.
dat means Chicken Head Rubber Glub (wif drawings onnit) — which beh hao ai remember hao tew spell de brevveashun fur it. It protext da braynes frum splortin out an habing us die ub cyootnes!
Teh CHRG iz a grate inventshun. Ai em shur itz savd elebenty ur moar cheezpeeps frum cereus injuree. Ai wood liek drawinz ub fearce kittenz on mine fur splort protechshun. Oh…adn lotz ob dukitee taep jus in case!!
U wud lurv Gibbo sew mushes! Himz B brillyuntlee kewl! Adn kind! Adn teh wittee!
almost first!!
Ai beh assumin yew are gnu heer, an figures ai will gib yew sum infermations tew make yr bean heer moar fun. Wii considers dat werd tew beh da “f” werd, an wii duz nawt use it in reference tew furthest frum last or “nawt sekond”. Wii awlso expex that the post be relebent tew the interets ub the picshur or Cheezland, an wii sillibrates wif drinxes and dansin when sumwun does a clebber jawb. Um, did ai miss anyfing? Oh, yeah… wii beh the happi frendlee plais, sew welkum and haz fun plai-in nis.
yesh BDM is rite!! plz note dat kitten whisperer referrred to her comment as nawt second nawt second……..hers got it goin on!!!
Yoo iz makin me blus….tern red, JK!
oh gud job on teh blushy faic!! hows fings down in Ory-gun? Teh Cween will be bak in May, aifinkso! dey gots a gud gig werkin at teh camping grounds!!
Fings ar grate in Ory-gun. Ai hab libbed hear all mai lif in dis state adn fur teh last thurtee-ate yeerz in Yoo-jean. (Go, Ducks!) Ai saw somwear that teh Cween travelols to Ory-gun sumtiemz. Ai wood luv two pay mai respecs. *practices curtsee*
Ai hab meeted frends frum Teh Daily Kitten websight. It iz teh fun tew meet frends hoo liek tew play nise on teh interwebz. They ar berry nise in purrson tew! Ai saw that cheezfrendz had a meetup a wile ago. Did yoo partyci..aten..goe tew it?
Den gib meh shmooz
Schmooz tu yooz, WRR!!!!
*schmoos* WRr
schmoos frum the mamakitty tooooo!!
Iz u habbing eh gud noo yeer, jamamamammaamammaammaa??
Ohai, jamamamama! *schmoo*
ohai yew toooo……….is been kwiet but peasful an ai kin dew wut ai wants!! an ai shur nawt want tew goes bak twerk nex week……..
But u still haz 4 moar daze tu playing?? Dat b gud!!
3.5 but hoooose countin?? LOL…..
jus in time tew get used tew gettin up erlee agin
Did u see?? LCBiz gitting reddy fur deh wedding!!!
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http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3011767
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I finkso she spended awl day at deh byooty parler…..
but but wai dint dey get teh twizzers out??
schmooo to da WRR. Happytayl gun yeerz!
oops *embaraseded faise*
Ai ment gnu yeerz!
first?
NO!
Rownd heer wii kunsiderz it a bit rude tu go rownd yelling First. If u seez a pixor wif no commentz u shud try tu saying sumfing witty oar at leest relavent tu deh pixor. Den wii duz happee danses fur u and sillybrating ur bravenessez in deh face uv deh dawnting braynez freeze. but tu just saying first oar eben furst oar nawt-sekkund, well, wii just can’t sillybrating dat, cuz it duzn’t being enneething.
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Az sumwun wunst sed, wii kin awl kownt tu wun…. u duzn’t need tu duing it fur us.
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Lissen to our cween, scetjm, she is teh wise
aker.JK my cween!!
That is teh only rule we has here, other than playin nise.
*hands scetjm a CHRG(wdoi) and a map of cheezland so he/she? can be finding teh ty booteek, and teh NB and all teh other stuffs we has here*
haetz tuu bi changin teh subjikt leeza butt meh momcat wud liiiking tu noez how tu put teh line frew stuff yoo jes did wif “aker”. Kud yoo bi tellin us?
duz u know how to do teh bold and teh italics?
noep
okays! I trys.. this can be teh tricksy tho!
Teh basic command is teh same for italics, bold and strikethrus.
It iz a
at the end.
For bold, it is b
For italics, it is i
and for strike thru it is strike.
If I puts them altogether u won’t be able to see it so I duz it with a period between each part:
THEN, where u wants teh bold, italiks or strikethru to end, u does the same thing EXCEPT wif a / in front of teh command.
Try it and see! Just take out teh periods.
*cursez*
let me go check sumthin. brb
if u chekz mai halperz it b splained dere…
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz
deh reezun it duzn’t showing up heer iz dat it b html coding and ebbreething u putting between deh anglebrakkitz bekummingz in biziblol….
*puts self between anglol brakkitz*
*mutters* Heheheh, purrfekt fur hunting teh rodints… tehm nawt seeing me til tu layte.
ooooooo u sneekeee!!!!
okays, I is taking teh easy way out.
I iz directing u to cweenmj’s blog.
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
scroll down to teh part where it sez, ‘TO BOLDLY GO’
Itz teh crazy tryin to tell u heres b/c if I puts in teh formula, itz converted so u can’t see it!
Jinx!!! {{{leeza}}}
LOL!
I dunno why I dint just du that to begin with!
*fasepaw*
now, she just has the bold and the italic instruckshuns, but itz the same for the strikethru.
Just substitoot strike for teh b or teh i.
Hope that halps!
I reelee shud update dat, shudn’t I?
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*Heevez giant sy*
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A cweenz werk iz nebber dun.
Hevvy is teh hed that wares teh crown, eh?
seeewwww, test?
Oaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr,
test?OOOOOOOoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, ICHC
Yay!! Yew diddit!
I wantz tu interjekt a fankyew tu teh Cween fur awl her helps. Dey iznt just furICHC!I wnated tu put sum mewsical notez on a songsheet fur mai big girlz Bat Mitzvah adn I went immidjitly tu teh CweenSite adn it werkd purrfickly!!!
Fank Yew, O Cween!
YAY!! gud fur yew………. ai maded ‘talics wuns an teh whole fred went ‘talic.. nebber did figger dat wun out
Plz to use ur noo powers onlee for gud, Plasticat!
dat sounds oddly f’milyer
It wuz deh funyest thing!!! Ebbreewun tried tu turning deh italix off, but nobuddy kud……. the top uv deh thred wuz normal, but from jamamaz commint on down, it wuz awl itallix!!!!
Adn Schmoooz tu yoooz RuledByFantima!!
ur welkum!!
n ai betz iffn we goes bak tew see it, teh ‘talics wud still be der…. wuz in april last yer…(cuddn sai dat yesterday)
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha*kawf kawf*
I fownded it!!!! it b dis lol:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/15/funny-pictures-i-had-a-sad-but-i-drowneded-it/
Adn it still b habbing awl deh italix.
it’s sew funneee!!!!!
Wunner what wud happen if sumwun just posted the “closing” ub de italix??
dont fink we dint trai!!! or duz yew mean now?
oh cweenie, how funny!! ai wuz right around der lukkin but ai thot it wuz on a sumdai nite!!! yew wuz determind!!!
oh cween, that is teh funneh!!!!
and innerestinglee enuf, it was my twin, DK, that sed teh ‘using ur powers for gud’ line! lol
jamamamama u really no how to throw a partee!
but but iff yew luk attit an luk at who be tawkin IT’s IN ITALICS!!!
yea Leeza, ai thot wuz NS dat kep teezin me bout nawt messin wif dat stuff after!! LOL
LOL! Ai figured yew did at da thyme… wunderd if eet wud make a difference nao… butt ai am nawt gunna dew it!
oh noes!! wud be like time trabbel…… yew cud mesh up teh whole uniberse, LOL
Oar wurser…. make ebreefing AFTER dat italix!
And now, I wud not wanting it unitalixed.
it wud losing awl itz charm!!
Zak-lee!!!1!!!
wuz kinda weird, readin commints frum “you know who”
*hazza wunder* Whoo? Oar shud ai nawt beh the axin?
And deer Gibbocat wuz dere.
i misses deh Gibbo. Did u see — he wuz
heer fur a minnit or tow on krissmiss eve.
*sigh* mebbee he b bak moar soon.
Ai fawt he sed dat hims trii tew beh heer moar, dat RL had kept him awai…
Lee/buddy we can haz chat room one ob dese days an splain sum ob dat histry… yew nebber noes wen peeps be lurkin about……LOL (like its a big deal or sumpin)
Dat dam RLS!! keeping ower frenz away!!
ai putted shortcut tew dat lol on mai desktop sew ai kin reeding it awl tewmorrow… how DID yew find it innywai? scroll to bottom of awl lols in april? at leest ai knew wut munf it wuz in……..
*Nods* ai unnerstands, jamamama… hab been awn lists that errupt intew flayme wars ebberee six munfs oar sew, and its uglee fur a whyle, dent fings cawlms down, and peeps can beh poliyt again. *sy* Hooman nature beh da best anna werst about hoomans.
Yep, RLS bytes.
sumtimes ai haz tew chukklol on teh messiges cus sum ob dems take teh lols so serius………like dems get rill territorial n stuffs…..like ders rules fur lols??? dems fink so….
Yesh, peeps takes da funneest fings seriouslee.
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It beh gettin late heer. Gud nite, mah cheezfrens!
oh yes, sum uv deh trollz be so funnee!! deh git awl upset bowt deh stoopyest stuffz. trying tu tell peepz dat if dey dunot think it b funnee, no wun els shud eezer!! And saying dat sum uv deh lolz shud b removinged just kuz deh b fotoshopt!! sillee trollz!!
nite nite, see yew t’morrow
G’nite, BDM!! Schmooooz.
I shud go on a hunt fur deh beginning uv deh ty boo teek!!
*schmoos tew yew’awl*
ai anserd kweschun fur yew down fred wif rhsb if yew want tew follow up, cweenie
*shaeks hed sadlee* Nooo scetjm, Nooooooo…..
I chekked in teh Oxtail Kitteh Dikshunary, adn der iz noe sush wurd.
Kitteh schmooz iz da bestest!
o hai everyone!!
o hai scetjm!! Duz u b gnoo??? Welkum tu cheezland!!
Ohai, an welkomming! Haz a seet, help self tu hawt oar cold drinkees uv yur choyce, an join teh laffings an sillehness!
letz teecsh yoo teh basics: cheez speak: klikin awn learn lolspeak up at teh top will allow yoo tuu unnerstanz how wii talks.
I wunts to bee dere.
O hai Kafleen!! did u haz a gud vizit wif ur boi??
Yes…him gotted spred verrrreh thin…
Ohai Kafleen! Lawng tiem, no seeing — hao u iz?
*frows arms arownd teh dawnkeez nek & squeezes tite*
*schmoo*
Ohai prette donkee. I readed ur stori from cweenmj about da bootiful shoez, it be awsume. Hur deoz such gud storiez.
Not necessary! My cat is named Mistletoe and she looks a lot like these two.
Denit wud beez a free-way schmoo!
mawm!! dey iz maekin teh kisseefayce agin! maaawm!
D-BAWWWW.
“Skuze me, you gots a littel cheezburgr on yer wiskerz….”
cheezburgr on wiskers…mwahhh-ha-ha….wif catsup? aifinkso.
aftur der furst kiss dey are reciting teh pleh-dge ob allegiance! (cheezburger fur whoebber noes what movee dis frum!)
We has a luv
iz Romeow an Juliecat
FTW!!
Iz noo yeers kiss, a littlol laet, but beddur laet tahn nebber!
ohai RHSB, didja see teh lass fred?
A liddlol bit, but wut part spesifikully iz yoo tawlkin abowt?
teh part ware Ai tortshurred GP abowt teh weddin….
Yesh, I saw dat part.
Plz to be nyse to GP. I has lerned (an iz still lernin) dat guies gets alot moar nerbis than dey cares to admit sumtymes.
Poor GP iz jes habbin teh pre-weddin jitturs, aifinkso. Iz nermal an nashural.
He sez dat he iznt reelee gitin married nda dat yoo maed it up…..
Naw, himz jes upsetted dat I figgured it owt, iz awl.
Mebbe it maek him feelz bettur if I purrtend I not knoes dat wut teh big sekret iz..
Mebbeee….mebee wii shud wayte until teh wedding dai tew bring it up tew himz agen….?……….
Mebbe.
Wunner if himz had hiz blud presshur checked latelee. I saw ware himz gotted awl red wen u menshuned it to him…
Yea red azza- well a red pinnee gig
I nebber seen a red pinny gig befoar.
Dey sown berry egg-zotick!
liik a….a….a…a….a red gekkko! Nite rhsb Ai hazza tiered nda ower klocks havan elebntee ten
Nite- PC!
PC – I kno hao u feels abowt hazzin to share a ‘puter.
I hasta yooz my mahms puter rite nao an when hur needs it, I get frowed awf.
Hoapfully, I nawt hasta share enny moar aftur 2morrow, tho. Teh rowter iz werkin an I pik up my puter from teh shop.
I can has interwebs upstayres? I hoap so!
Ai hoap sew tew rhsb! *krosses plastic toez*
Aren’t u glad u chew Kitteh Mint gum?
I thot habbin toona bref wuz attracktibs to uthur kittehs!
I lubs dis picshure nd I wants it in my profyle but I’s can’t figgr out how to make it go to my profyle. Halp! Is techie ting agin! Halp!
klikee add to favorites jes above teh pik shurr. dat will add teh pic shurr tew yer list ob favorites. Oar yew kin recaption teh pik shurr nda sve nda submit it for a chans fur dat tew, tew bii on teh votin paeg.
Wat I do iz jes clicky awn teh “Add to Favorites” tab abov teh lol.
But, I see dat ur naem nawt bloo, so dunno if u has to be bloo to be ablol to add to fabrits.
Duz u kno hao to turn bloo? If nawt, find a post by cweenmj an clicky hur bloo naem. It will take yoo to hao u kin become bloo.
oar Ai kin figger it owt liik Ai aksidentlee did fur sumwun elss.
Oh hai princess of Chaos!!! I b thinking u needz tu going tu mai halperz paige…
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz
it haz awl kindz uv info fur u bowt how tu dewing diffrent stuffz, including favriting picz if u b using deh Fyrefawkz oar Safari dat duzn’t habbing the “Favorites” button on deh frunt paige adn deh comminting paigez…
Yay foar the cween!
U is sew nyse an halpful.
Yessy, yessy, yessy, yes!! Oh, thnkyee, thnkyee. cweenmj! U r de techie cween! I has an admire! I r not gud wif techie. Thnkx fer halping me, espetially bcoz I has fyrefocks and lawtz ob tings werk different on fyrefockz.
Cween, ifn u still heer, wud u mind anserin a kweshtun foar me?
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I kno u an hubbeh libs in RV moast of teh tiem, but are u libbin in RV inna wintur too? I thot abowt teh lojisticks of dat, an eben wif a beeg deesul-pusher RV, dats still sum tite kwarturs!
Teh smallest playse I libbed in (nwat cowntin apartmints) wuz a 952 sq ft singlol wide. It wuz jes teh hubbeh an me, but wen u move from 2500 sq ft howse (wif 2-car garadj) tto a 952 sq ft singlol wide, it takes sum gettin uzed to!
her is up above in teh fred…….. but yesh dems stayin in tekas dis winter wair is priddy warm, aifkinso…. dems berry ‘ficient how dems gots it setup – is der onleeee home…. (ai wud like to gets rid ob more stuffs…….always has tew much stuffs)
Jamama b rite rhsb. Wii libz in deh WinneBago full time. It b 38 ft long and 8 fet wide wif slideowtz in deh living ruum and bedruum…..total bowt 350 skware footz. wii moved frum 1200 skware foot howse. It do b tite kwarterz, but surprizingly livablol. deh floorplan makez awl deh diffrence….. I haz seen mennee bigger wunz dat I wudn’t like tu living in. dey just not laid owt gud.
dis b deh floorplan:
http://www.winnebagoind.com/products/itasca/suncruiser/floorplans.php
It b deh 38J model.
Nite-nite, cweenmj.
Dis be a gud nawt-sekkund day ob 2009 in Cheezland!
Schmooo!
Ohai!!
A think ai mite bee teh last purrson heer – it’s bin 15 minnit since teh last commint wuz poasted.
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But ai just wanted to POP bai an see waht wuz going awn. An *sigh* az usual – ai’ve mist so much funs! Bet even tho ai am a Geminni, ai cannawt bee in two plaices at wunce!!
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We shud just awl moove heer an live heer. That’s waht sumwun said when teh Ty Boo Teek furst started.
Oh hai deer Janet!! I hopez deh noo yeer b gud tu u!
U need tu reed deh last tu lolz — LCB iz gitting married!!!
reed “Drunk Dial Kitty” furst, dehn, “treadmill”
an after yew read bout teh nupchuals den yew can haz teh linkie fur teh lol wen ai maded teh whirld go italics!!! schmooo
an thank yoo verree much!! Ai must say – ai hoep so too!!
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An ai heop it iz gud fur yoo, too! So menny nice things taht cud happen. . .so – wai not
yup…hoep dis noo yeer iz betturr den teh pleh ‘08….
*yawn* okai…ai’z goin ta bed nao…gotta rest mai eyez….
g’nite ya’ll! don’t stai upp too laet nao!
bye!
Now I must going tu bed……huabin cawlz…
Schmoooz tu u awl!!
me tew……nawt teh supt cawlin, but ai mus get tew sleep………
happy schmooo year!!!
Nite to teh bof ov yooo – an draconic Kitteh too!!!
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An up above iz teh link to teh beginning ov teh Nawty Barn!
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An ai am SOOOOOOO glad teh itlaliks ar still there!!!
So much consternashun – an jamamkitty thinking she had borkded the hole thing!!!
Ai stil bees heer. Sumhaow ai gots mai owrganimaizin hat awn, an ai bees maekin teh lisstz ob ebbreefing foar GP an LCB’s weddin – dis bees so eggsightin!
So, lemme cee … gotta has a siddown wif LCB, an aks wut kullers she wants in teh dekoar, an ifn der bees a theem tu flollow … oardur teh flours an canduls … deejae foar moosik, oar wud Mick du teh onners (he shud du wun song foar dem, enneewaes) … serrimoany in teh guardins? (wif a beeg tent kays is raynin? noes, nebbur miend, is NAWT gonna rayn in Cheezland awn der Weddin Dae!! silleh mii!) … an den ders teh fud an teh drinkees an a fansifansi Weddin Caek wif lotsa lebbils an eyesing an burdees an liddul peepols anna fowntin an stufs … hoo LCB want tu bees Made ob Onner an BrysMades … hoo she lets GP has foar NeksBestist Mans, an mebbeh has sum beegstrawng fyermens foar teh Hushers tu suport teh grum an keeps him frum runninawaewifakwikniss (kant bees YNGs, kos dey bees tu bizzee ironin teh tablolclofs, tho dey kan cums tu teh dansin latur) … omigudniss – duz LCB has chosed hur DRESS yet, an hur vayul, an shooz, an *lowurs voys diskreetlee* prittee undurgarmints? Nawt tu menshun teh tukseedoh, an shooz, an handkufs, an prittee undurgarmints foar teh lukkee grum!
O der is sooooo munchees tu bees organimaisid! Is gonna bees a lublee weddin! Ai goes naow to oddishun teh beegstrawng fyermens, an halp dem tu praktiss der dansin an der howldinawntietsosumwunkantrunsawaewifakwikniss. Ai beddur du kwaltee-kontroll samplin ob teh shampayns atta saem tiems. Mai multi-taksing – let mi shows it tu yu!!
Ai stands (well, sits) udderlee in awww uv yur abilutees, nicewitch!
Yu eben remembrrrr teh handeecuffs fur teh groom!
nope…ai fink ai’z teh last wun heer….
yah…nawt can bee in too plaezed at wunce….
dat wud bee a grate fing to do….hmmm…
Aifinkso eberybodee went to bed erlee tonite.
yup… mennee peeps staied up late last nite, an nao dey beh da sleepie
I tuuk nap erlyer, witch iz why I still up nao.
My hed wuz hurtin (agin!) so I tuuk nap. I nawt wun of dose dat kin sleep foar 20 minnits oar so. I hasta has 2-3 howers!
*yawn* wut did yoo sai?
LOL! ebbybuddy up late last nite. ebbybuddy went to bed erlee tonite. Plz halp me cober them all up wif Cheezlandmap blankies. Shh! litely, litely! Turning off lites so ebybuddy sleep tight. Nitenite all.
Nite POC! Hoep hubbehkitteh hoem frum horsepiddle sewn!
Nite, POC!
I has bin tryin to for 30 minnits!
Now I iz really goin to beds, but wanted to wave to u on teh way!
*waves to rhsb*
Nite leeza!
dat werks foar me….hmmm…nao whar did ai putt dat misseltoez….
oh yah! wuz awn mai RHRG (wtamtoi)…..dat ai’z wearing……
oh well!
Ohai, DK!
Ur up later tahan yooshual.
ai knoez dat….adn ai’z goin to bedd soon….gottzta rest mai eyez, ya knoe…
haoebber, foar teh tiem beeying, ai’z stilll heer….
adn ai yoosyuallee am upp at dis tiem…just nawt yoosyualee her..
Hao yr iiz, DK?
eh…okai….dey still hurtz, adn a lawt ob dem still has lawtz ob bludz awn dem….
*opens eyez moar*
OW!!!
*shutz eyez*
sumwun wanna turn teh lites daown a bit plz?
Ai ar sowree deh still beh hurtin yew, but glad eets nawtsewmuch.
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*turns owf lites*
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Ai’ll beh goin tew bed sewn mahsalf… sew ai will wish yew a gud nite.
*opennz eyez* ahh…dat feeelz bettur…
gud nite, BDM!
dude? iz dat a miror?
Thats pretty cute!
Thats pretty cute!!!