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peas on erf gud wil twards goggies
happeh noo yeer! iz a tiem 4 chanjes, resolushuns, nd lotsa rubz.
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Teh CHANGE is heer!
Congrats, Leeza. Joyn me in a toste 2 teh Nyoo Yeer?
shur!
We can has mimosas maybee?
*Runs in*
*Pours OJ on Leeza*
MIMOSAS!!
Dis… is not change!!!
*shakes bottlol up and sprays Maus back*
Wheeeee!!!!!
*Grabs a cream pie and throws it at Leeza*
*SPLAT!*
Some things NEVER change!
o rly?
*sprayz Maus down wif a seltzer bottlol, filled wif jello insted of seltzer*
JELLO SHOOTERS!
perzactlee!
*fires off sum green to go with teh red*
Iz eet choklit cream pi?
*liks some off rist*
banana creem, ifinkso.
*looks downcast*
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Oh. Donot liik banananana. Sowree.
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Hands leeza a hunnred dollar towel instead ub offerin tew gruum her ferz.
Chocolate Cream Pie, coming right up!
*Throws one at BDM*
*SPLAAAAT!!!*
Fangs, Mausie! Anee flabor yew wud liik in return??
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*lix furs tew nom da choklits*
(POC licks BDM’s fur) Holded still! Can’t hav noms walking round! nomnomnomnomnom
Shur… yew jess wans mah cholit
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Gud fing ai was hitted wif free choklit creem pis
*enters teh fray, flinging dubble choklitt cream pie at BDM*
Ohhh, fangs, booklion! Wot kinda pi yew liik?
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Begins likin and likin choklit offn her furz.
not to worrie BDM.
Choklit is shur to be coming by any time nows.
see wut I mean?
*throws back a volley of lemming merang pi at Maus and BL*
*lemmings jump out of pie and cascade over into teh JCH4K funtain to wadderslide*
Hey,sumbudde throw one uv each flavor ober here,’kay ?!!??
Frows a lemming merang pi and a nanananana creem pi and a chokli cream pi at eeck (sins yew reellee did ax for eet!)
Key lime pie komming up! Made wif real key limes!
** Eeck deftly catches each pie wif her liddul pink paws and playces dem in a lyne…..Hmmmm,where to start? **
** begins wif nananana creem **
*joynes eeckthecat*
*haz sum ov teh fresh key lime PI*
*tayks sum uv da Jones pi-flavurd soda and skwirts it
arownd da room at all da cheezpeeps*
Happitayl Gnu Yeer evvybudy!
Mmmmm…pie flavurred soda !!!
** Slurp,slurp,slurp **
*schmoo* Maus! Happi gnu year!
Happee Gnu Yeer and *schmooo* 2 alla cheezpeeps! (Ai slepted fru teh gnu yeer here – waked up at 2 am adn it wus awl ober. — oh well.)
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Peas on erf, suun!!!
Dat sowndz gud – bitaminC an teh hare uv teh goggie combyned!
sry anni, hard to has a *sniff* civilised cellebrashun here wif all teh hooligans running round!
*pours nice chilled mimosahs for hurself and anni*
*brings out a tray of petty fours*
*Scampers in and steals the cakes*
*NomNomNomNomNomNomNomNom*
*BURRRRRP!*
Gotta keep my energy up for all the football today!
*flings cocnut cream pie at leeza-b and annipuss*
*pushs bwacelett button at teh mention of teh ‘c’ word*
*materialized behind BL and hits hur wif a punkin pi*
*flaps giant lion wings to bloiw away teh punkin pie*
I guess this means yu duzzn’t want your bery own coconut palm tree frum Floridia?
They r ebberywhere down here.
srynofangqverramuch!
giving up coconutss for 2009.
U has any date palms? I luvs teh dates!
I haz seen sum palm wif fruits I can’ts identimify. Mebbe they iz dates?
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I didn’t kno fremens gre on trees!
Frows a mins pi at leeza.
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Ai makes mah mins pis wif dates an rayzins…
*runs fingur across cheek, licks*
mmmm! verra gud, BDM!
Glad yew beh lykin eet, Leeza!
*Likk, likk, likk* Deelishus!
A cowchpotatoeMaus iz an unusual consept!
Flings strawberry pinnee-aplol pi at Maus.
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*Splat!*
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Maus, it beh da nummy noms!
Sitting target!!! If hez waching teh footblol, he prollee dint eben notiss!!
*whispers* Dis be SEW troo!
*ahem* Iz there enething left fur teh mimosas???
Brekfast fuds!!
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Ai wud luv a mimosa fur teh tohsting!!
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Iz banana creme pi a brekfasst fud??? Oar grin an red jellllo???
well itz brunch… sew we can interpret teh fuds looslee ifink. As ushual.
*pours Janet a mimosah from hur sekrit stash*
We is fresh outta petty fours tho!
Want sum… PI??
Iz affernoon tee heer!
*klinkee tee glasses wif annipuss*
*lifts up champagne glass and clinkees glass wif Janet*
Happy Knut year, Janet!
*klinkee glasses wif booklion an leeza-b*
Anna Happy Knut Yeer to YOO, booklion!!! “Knut yeeer” LOL!!!
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Ummmm PI? Exactlee hao doo yoo meeen that, deer leeza?????
Knut yeer cauz I’m hoping for a Viking.
Iffn ai see anne spare wuns arownd, ai be sure tew send dem tew you, BL
Tankee, BDM.
I fink u know wot I mean, Janet…
I fink ai doo too!!!
*ducks behind cowch*
Frows a peach pi behin da cowch at Janet.
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Da peaches be da nummy noms!
*snerk*
u shudda known teh fugly cowch wud not save u, Janet mah deer!
But u dew liek teh peeches, rite?
BDM is gettin teh gud at matchin teh flavr to teh target!
Yes!! Ai LUB peechez! Rite heer in Meeheegun, we hav purrrhaps teh verree best peeches in teh hole whirrld!! Tree ripe – jooocee an still warm frum teh sun!
Awww…. fangs! Ai guesseded gud, den.
ai kan haz peech pi tew? iz mai faborite
ohai unique kitty
Happy Gnu Ear
2009 is already looking better than 2008
we can has sun!
happitay noo yeer tew2_k! yyyeeaaa – wii KAN haz sun in noo yawk! izn’t it wunnerful?
yes an is not too cold
I iz gonna take a walk aftur lunsh!
Happy Gnu Ear to U uniquekitty
Frows peech pi at Uniqekitty, sins reellee did ax fur eet!
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*SPLAT*
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Happi Gnu Ear, and Happi Noms!
fank q BDM! nomnomnomnomnom…yum, iz bery bery gud!
Happee Noo Yeer tew yew BDM!
welkum, yew is it!
Ai can haz applol creem pi plz?
frows applol creem pi at WRR – splat!
*Runs in with a champagne bottle*
*Shakes it up*
*SpraySpraySpraySpraySpraySpray*
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Y yoo be waisting all dat shampain Maus?
Sab it for de mimosas. Mushly beddur dat wai.
If yoo jes wants to sprai peeple wif foamy likwids, use deh soda waddur!
Happy Knut Year! leeza-b!!!!
Hopes yu haz awl teh nuts u wants and needs.
ohai and HAPPY NOO YEAR booklion!
Fangs for teh wishes! Nuts… they is a curse and a blessing, finkso?Hope u gets wotever ur hart desires in 2009.
Fankeees.
Hopes your heart desires wisely, and yu reseeves ur dearest heart’s desire.
Teh nuts? They maykes lyfe more fun.
booklion, yew beh da wyz! Wishin yew da saem
And to u, 2, BDM.{{{BDM}}}}
Gib my regardeez to Minnesnowta.
Fangs… ai will.
These ar verree wyz werds booklion.
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But waht if yur hart desires UNwyzlee – an yoo cant maek it diffrent???
{{{{{Janet}}}}}}
Have sum moar nutz!!!!
LOL!!! But cweenmj!! ROFL!!! That IZ part ov teh problim!!!
too menee nutz??? shurlee not heer!!!
{{{{{Janet’s heart}}}}
which iz full ov teh innate wizdom.
Sumtymez our stoopy minds misinterpret teh wizdom ov teh heart. (At leest, mine haz dun so). We jus needs to cleer away teh cobbywebs frum mind to heer our hearts clearly.
Ai heer mai hart way too cleerlee!! Mai wyz mind iz saying “no no” an mai stoopee hart is saying “yes yes.”
Ooooh, sounds lyke a gud storee here!
I was thinkin teh same thing BL!!
Dew tell, Janet!
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Ackshully, I has to go for now.. my vaca is winding down, and I has a hole stack of stuffs I hasn’t gotten dun yet.. BBL! Hopefullee there will be a storee to come back 2?
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*goes off to finish raking leafs, and maybe cut teh grass 2*
No!! Nawt heer!! There iz such a wundrouz mix ov nutz heer taht wun cud nawt ebber tyre ov them!
Can ai be the almonds ???
I iz a macadamia, aspiring to be a pistachio.
I fink I is teh feel bert.
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Sry.. cudn’t resist!!
Peek – an yoo shall see!!
But leeza, wont Ernie be jealous.
(Even srrier)
no, he walnut!
leest I hope nut…
Uv cashew u kin.
Gud Wheel to AWL peeps evarywhere! Even Gud Wheel to teh peeps taht don’t seem to noe whut it iz, taht mebbeh tehy will lurnp
oops i mint lurn, not lurnp – even lol-spelling mus hav SUM limits
NOEZZ!!! no limitz on Lol-spellingz!!!!
Wii will spellingz az wii kain adn let deh whirrld be damminged!!
vsm upi trrf yjos??? o ftpyr s ejp;r mrddshr s;ol yjod eimvr. nrvix so idis;;uy fp ypivj yu[omh sm so eissm’y ;illomh@@
:!!
Um… does ai moov mah finners left oar rite to translate dis? oar up aar down?
Ai’ve ansered this wun twice – an they dont show up!! Ai think sumwun thinks ai am saying sumthing nawt nice!! (fingurs to teh rite!)
Ohai JCH4K
how is us todai
I wanted to wish Uz a very Happy Gnu Year
ah… ai didnt see yer answer, an sorta translated eet mahsalf, below..
“Can you reed this?? I drote a whole nessadje alik this wune. mecuz ai usallyt do touch typing an ai wussn;t lookg!! lol~~”
Konga ratz Leeza and Anni da kwik! An happi gnu ear!
Thx an Happi Nyoo Yeer 2 u 2. Ai’m nawt shore hoo Ai haz wished happi 2009 2 an hoo nawt, so HAPPI NYOO YEER EBBRIWUN!
Happy Nyoo Yeer, annipuss and Maus and BDM and leeza-b and abbycat and effurywun out there! May you be blessed wif peas and happiness, mai cheezfrenz!
Happy Nyoo Yeer, annipuss and Maus and BDM and leeza-b and abbycat and effurywun out there! May you be blessed wif peas and happiness, mai cheezfrenz!
happee noo yeer upfi – ai LUBS yer caterpillar!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2908290
Ownlee fur teh holidai seezun
I thought that cats didn’t like peas.
Peas on me? Why?
*hands Maus a 10p towel*
I see i iz startin teh noo year off with a whimper.
*hands Wyatt Earf a 10p cowboi hat*
Shudnt yew beh Bloo Earf? Or mahbeh Bloo, Brown and Green Earf? Nawt much Wyatt onna Earf….
Lawts uf wyatt earf heer inna winnur tiyme
ai don’t no abowt peas, but mai Tira kitteh iz eeting cantalope wif mii…
sum uf teh werld’s leeders shuld taek lessins frum dis kitteh
oh – and HAPPEE NOO YEER tew ebery wun!!
Ifn we duz dis in our own purrsonal lives, it will trickle up to teh leeders.
Anom, booklion!
We can hope so! An until tehn, ebry bit uv luv n gudwill helping SUMWUN!
Whirled peas…. whoodathunkd eet?!
Wuldn’t dat give SP teh dizzy?
peas on erf? not likely. Iz tryin to unscrew itz hed.
*** YAAWWWWNNN ***
Gud mornin ahnd Hoppy Gnu Yeer, Cheezfrenz !!
EEEEEEECK!
*TeeHee*
Ohhaihappynewyear!
Ohaihappynewyeartoyoutoo.
Already getting into pie fights,I see ???
Happy gnu year’s, Eeck! Nice to see yur purrple self again.
Nyce to see u,too !
Are you “wintering” in Florida ???
Just bisiting Mom nd Dadcat for Catmaus, plus taking them to doktor bisits, stokking them up on teh fuds, etc. Soom will be bakk in gloriosus snow country, I hopes.
Yup. We haznt had wun inna while. Fun, fun, fun…
happeh gnu year, Eeck!
*hits Eeck wif a kee lime pi*
wudn’t want u to feel lefted out!
Mmmmmm…ai LURVS teh key lyme pie !!!
** begins to groom purpol fur **
Start teh yeer az u meen 2 go on!
iz gud tew see that teh peeps heer are starting teh noo yeer owt RITE – habbing fun!! *uk holds 2 piis -wun iz choclit creem, and wun is coconut creem* hhmmm, seems a shame tew waist boff..*throws coconut pii at neerist cheezpeep, sits down and starts eeting choklit pi*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…… kokonut pi!!!
*lik, nom, lik, nom,
oops – sawry mai cween! :blush: wuld yew liek sum uf teh choklit pi tew?
Don’t mind if i dew!!
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Throwz chokklit pi at uniquekitty!!
yum – moor choklit pi!! kan nebber hab tew much choclit…nomnomnomnom…*burp* oh, skuse mii!!
UK starts frowing liddle custard piis at ebery wun neerby
*Grabz liddlol Maus bai himz tail and pikkingz him up!
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Happy noo Yeer Maus!!!
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Schmooz!!! *rite on himz widdlol noze*
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*setz Mauz bak down.
Ewwwwwwww!
*Wipes off the kiss*
GIRL COOTIES!
but, deez b cween cootiez — dey muchlee niecer dan reglar cooteez!
we can test that theorie, my cween!
I just has teh regular onez.
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*gives Maus a big SCHMOO*
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*runs off to rake leafs*
Cute… but I find this whole “goggie” development to be very bothersome. Cats have unique spelling and grammar capabilities, but they don’t engage in BABY TALK! Unless they’re kittens…
MAwning Cheezpeeps! Hoppity gnu ear all! Luk what is here! *wheels in big cart wif choklit pies, choklit cakes, cream puffs wif choklit, hot choklit and choklit stiks* Dessert be here!
Where be other fuds? Hab eaten lawts ob pies… Halped BDM clean fur. Mmmmmm! Coffee here?
gud mornin POC! hoaw iz yew tewdai?
Iz doin betteh! Kitty Daddy (my hubby) called from hospital. He said to tell all the Cheezpeeps they r de Kitteh’s Meow! He r feelin hopeful coz teh doctors r listenng to hims. Dey say he stay mebbe 2 more days. Dey tink he have beri bad infection goin down his lungs sodey gib him strong antibiotics. He feel really gud! Sun shinin here, beri cold with storng wind. Beee-you-ti-ful day today!!!
Hopw you has puuuuurefct day UK!!
Dis beh da wondermaus gnus! Has a happi fur POC an her hubbycat
Dat IZ da grate newz. Peee. Esss. I brung some extry strong freshly ground, espresso brood cawfee. Creeem? Sugar? Burbun? Anywon?
Ohhai! I can has cawfee? Pleeeeez? Double cream, no sugar. I r already sweet. *smile* Phat Cat, u sabe da day wif the cawfee!
yyaa fur yew and Kitty Daddy! ( *psst* ai leaved yew a fren reqwest on yer profyle) did yew sai that yew are in Ontario Canada? ai iz in Noo Yawk, and ai no dere be otter cheezpeeps in Ontario!
How duz I see my prfyle? Is this a techie ting? I r not gud wif techie tings.Dey r screery… U halp me?
Ai bees in Loltario!! Ai bees libbin inna byootimus Niagara Peninsulol, sumwerz neer Niagara Falols.
Niagara Falls?
Slowly I turned… step by step… inch by inch…
MMMMMmmmmm…. choklit. Yew an ai–wii git along grate, aifinxo!
More hot choklit? Want sum marshmallows? Dey was here… *POC luks ebywhere, scuttlin her and lukking der, under couch, in chair, behind kertins, disappears in kitchen and maeks loud noises, scares seld nad runs back in* BDM, safe me! Is noisy in kitchen! Garbage can fall ober and now is mess! Sabe me!
Gets awl big and floofy an skers garbaj can intew bean quiet…
*POC peeks out from under couch* Is safe now? BDM r my hero.
wen ai wuz pregnant wif Plasticat, Dr. Tinycat saiz tew mii “Uk, do nawt eet choklit, iz nawt gud fur bebeh”, ai saiz “butbutbut… choklit iz wun uf teh majer fud grups!” ai eeted choklit newa! funny fing – Plasticat nawt rilllee a big fan uf choklit, sillee boi
No? *POC sit up strate and eyes git big lik sawcers* Really? Ohmi! Well. Ohhai! Is more for u! U’s r rite; choclit r most impotant fud grp. and is bestest tastin ting ever.,, xcept fur cheesburgers
yesh, itz ben gud fur mii wen he wented tryckortreeting on Halloween, he nawt liek awl teh choklit candy, but ai duz! yum! but naow he is firteen, and tew old tew go owt on Halloween nemore…:( gess he gotted teh “nawt want choklit” gene frum hiz dadcat
Duz dadcat gib u his choklit? Dat bees lubs!
oh noez one of my comments was eated/censored
it did has a hyperlink
wuz not offensive
was two kittehs on a treadmill
it was a funny take on last year’s primaries
with one kitteh being Obama kitteh and deh other
Hilolry kitteh
wuz funny
I doesn’t knoz why it is being censored.
aifinkso Wierd Pretzel is up tu its owld tricks agen…
* sigh *
ohai GP I don’t fink I has wishded Uz
a Berree Happee Gnu Ear!
Ohai! Happee Gnu Yeer tu yu tu!
Hippo Gnu Yearz to eberybuddy.
two_kittehs luk below ↓ ↓to see if dat be yr “censored” linkee.
Ohai, pinny gig! Hao beh yew? Didja sea mah messij, didja didja didja?
Ohai BDM! oh yesh yesh yesh! ai eben sented yu a reply! didya reed eet? didya didya didya?
ai did ai did ai did! Ai haz a happi yew finx eet beh da gud idea… wii gets karat seeds, an yew hab 24 karats an moar in a few weeks weeks weeks!
Egg Salad!
*schmoospinnygigandrunsawaywif quickness*
Harpy Bloo Yeer GP an BDM! *Shmoos awl awround*
* schmooo *
*shmoosPhatCatanrunsawaywifqwicikness*
Smoo 2 u 2, Phat Cat!
Fankee. I gotz sum nyce cawfee up da fred. Goes gud wif alla dat peye.
Cawfee? Cawfee? Where?! Want!
GP! There u is. I needs halp carrying teh vat of hangover remedy to Mick.
* grabs handle *
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Whoa, does Mick lukk bad todai? Ai tried tu tell him NAWT tu drink so mush… stoopy rockstar…
U did a pretty gud job of trying to keep teh drinkies away from him by drinking them urself.
On teh other hand, no one would ever guess that u could danse like that.
*whispers to LCB* Dat bideo ub pole dansin sure did halp, dint it?
Well, yeah, a little. Only there was no pole. Mick was all dressed up in a sniny silver suit, and GP had had a lotta drinks and… well… it was a site to c.
R there picshures?
There is some video, yes.
oh NOES. Dat new yeerz eeb video futage can be da expensive! I hopez yew got lotsa monnies in yer GuinessPiggehBank GP.
Really? *POC tucks paws under chest and smiles* I luvs video..
Sry, is PG-13… nawt teh sootabull fur ICHC, aifinkso.
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* lukks arownd nerbusly *
Ohhai! U tease me, GP. *POC sighs, sulks and starts to hav baf. She start wif left paw, liks wif care, rubs left face, liks leg…*
Ohai LCB, and happi gnu ear! Ai haz plan tew beh makin pinny gig moar baluable… wii plant karats, and ai gibs dem tew him! Sewn him beh 24 karats, tew!
HNY, BDM!
Gud luck wif teh piggeh project. Be teh extry careful tho. Sometimes things go… a little rong:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3003647
:snerk:
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:snort:
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*giglol*
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BWAHAHAHAHAH!
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*wyps awai teers ub lafters*
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Fanx fur da warnin, LCB! Ai wall keeps it in mynd.
wowzers! Gess youz was goin fer a little fuzz on da upper lip an gotta littlol carried away!
“bring teh bleech, GP” she sez
“ai has tu lukk nyce, GP” she sez
“open eet carefullee, GP” she sez
“Let me halp u wif that fuzz,” he sed.
“I has a grate noo product to try,” he sed
“I buyed elebenty gallons of it,” he sed
“Whut could go rong?” he sed
JINX! Buy me a… bottlol of hare dyes.
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Nawt happee wib mistreeting a poor, defenceless GP yu nao want a bottlol ob Hare Poysin?
Yew bof sitz ryte heer in my chair. I gibs yew a capey fing and a celebitty magazyne. Now i iz a licensed cosmo, cusmatol, bewty ladee. What kinda luk iz yew after?
* sits in chare, flicks thru magazeen *
* shows picshore ob Johnny Depp *
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Can yu maek me lukk liek dis?
*whispers to GP*
Silly piggeh! Teh cape covers ur front, not ur back.
*to Phat Cat*
I wants to restore my yoothful cat burgular look. O, and my COLOR! U can halps wif this, yes?
Sure!
*Cubbers GP in Johnny Dippity Doo*
*Gibs GP a berry bad soot tew ware tew da OSKARZ*
*Prunes bad goatee*
*Howlds up mirwar fer GP to look inta*
Hows dat?
That’s not teh too bad! Certainly a improverment.
Can u makes me look like a yung Tawdry Hepburn?
Oh buts LCB yew alreddy looks berry yung.
*Eyes flikk obber tew tipz jar*
Letsee, i gibs yew a beyootiful color jawb dat is tasteful yet karefully desyned tew hilite da LCB’s eyes.
*Squirtz da curlupz and dye color #4 and da fownten ob yoof creem*
Dat will be elebendy dollarz pleez.
ooo fankies! ai lubbs eet!
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but but but du yu eben has enuff mayke up tu restore lcb’s yoothful lukk???
Donut be sads TK. Stoopy Werdpretzel be nommin lotsa linkees dese dayz. Fur no reezon at awl. We need Kafleen to gib it a gud hoofin ifinkso.
yew cud try sending us da URL wifout www or http and gib us da instrukshuns.
*has a hopeful*
yah, sumtimes stuff not be “censor’d” it just get “X-amine d” adn wunz da aminez be X’d it goez fru.
/lolspeakmoreor less: if you cut off any thing that appears before the w -w-w it shows up wif a quickness. at least, i finkso. i will test.
is dis it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W8gm7EF58o
yes that’s it
okay, dis is how i did it and it came up wif a kwikness:
copy & paste the addreess. cut of EVERyfing before teh w-w-w- and Wahla! showed up instintanee, er intstanteaneaslee, er rite awayz.
I knoz that’s whut I used to do and deh linkies wud show upz
but now fur some reason they sometimes don’t
anywaiz dis tyme mah commint wid linkie showed up and den I could
not see it when I camez back after 10 min or so.
I iz not obsessing ovah it
but when fing don’t work
I like to know why
that’s all
:stoopee Weird press
I has had that happen 2, two_k.
Ifink ’stoopy Weird press’ sez it all.
Datz iz teh funneh T_K. Fankee fer sharin!
Uz is welcome!
Yash, wot Phat Cat sedded! Fanks Two_Kittehs!
Ohhai! Beri funny! Lik how Obama-kitteh keep running wif front pawz ony! Hahaha! and Hilary-kitteh has boootiful tayle! *admires tayle*
I gess datz how he becayme a “fruntrunner”.
Hahahahahahahaha! I lik dat funny. Beri gud, Phat Cat. *rayzez cawfee cup* Hoppity gnu ear to ues and ur fambly!
Fankee berry muchly. Yew too POC. *rayzes cawfee cup*
It showed up for a while and then disappeared
can you see mine? it seems to be werking fr me…
POC has a hopeful too. Sound lik gud picshure.
Trying again
here goes
youtube.com/watch?v=7W8gm7EF58o
add a www after h t t p : //
**YAWNS**
Ohai, Cheezland. Happy New Year!
Gud mornin rhsb! Wud yew like sum ub dis freshly grownd and brood espresso cawfee?
Yes, plz. Fanks, Phat Cat.
Iz ackshully going on 2:00 p.m. here but I has teh lazees today.
Heer yew goez. Enjoy!
Cawfee r beri gud. Halps me wake up. Taste sooo gud! R reason to opun eyes in mawning.
* adjusts leather trousers *
Mick!
I TOLDED you to make shure wu wuz fully dressed BEFOAR you left teh party-mint!
**looks at herself**
Oh, this isn’t my shirt.
**looks at Mick**
Izzit yours, oar somebody elses?
**finks hur hads too musch tekillya last nite**
Wow dat musta been sum tekillya. I noes it makes yer cloze fallz off. But I dinna noes dat it putz dem on udder peoples!
Yeah, you’d think I would’ve learned after the LAST tekillya incident, but apparently nnot.
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Izzit me, or is eberywun breevin extry-lowd today?
Dude… How did I get here?
Why am I wearing a woman’s shirt?
What was I drinking last night?
That’s not my shirt, either.
Duz Leeza has wun lyke it?
* has a confused look on face * [for a change!]
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Leeza… Leeza… Leeza…? Which one is Leeza again?
Teh skwirllee wun.
*hedbats rhsb and mick*
*takes bak shurt and runsawayfastwifitoverhurhed*
Ow!
Dat nawt nyse, wuzzit Mick?
Oh, and if you think I’M a dude, you’re reely confuzed!
Eeeek. Itza litlol erlee fer me to be seein dat! What is once seen cannot be unseen….
May I has ur attenshuns, plz?
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Teh Nawty Barn will be closed for cleaning for a few dayz.
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Y’all shud see teh mess in dere. Dere is still peeplols passed owt eberyware, wuz lyk walkin thro a mine feeld to get akross teh room!
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Oh, an if you’re missin certin articlols of clothin, awl unclaymed stuff will be put inna bocks neer teh entranse of teh sowndproof room.
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Kthxbai.
wao. day needz helps. ai am glad ai cuddin go. doz u neesz help cleenin rhsb? ai iz nawt bizzee and can help wif de cleeninz!
Sry, Cheezpeeps. Ma William-kitteh say he want my lap NOW! He sez I spend too much time on ICHC and not enuf time being lap and petting him. *smile* He rulz house wif iron furry paw. His sister r not amuzed; she tinks SHE rulz house wif iron furry paw. Sumtimes dey maek life interesting by fighting ober who rulz. Kitteh figt! Kitteh fight! Out ob the way! Furry ball ob hissygrowls coming tru!
I’s like to wish evrybunny a Noo Yeer full of win and awesome!!!!1!1!!
I secund dat, D.R. Glad for Cheezland to be makin L in LOL evrydai win. Peas paws to all ! And goggies who lurvs fun! (sprtizes dedicated revellers with old-time seltzer bottle) Long may yu nom! Good on ya, reading all the way down here. I lurk on.