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gimme gimme gimme! MAHM!
concats GP
how does U wanna sillybrate getting the tawp spot and Ur wedding nouncemint?
* narrows eyes *
here haz sum champaynes
and don’t squint so mush
is not gud fur deh eyes
besides don’t Uz wantz to luk Ur best
fur Ur speshul day?
An just luk!!!! GP an annipuss ar sharing teh taupe spot!!!
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Hao verree fitting wehn we ar awl staying wif annipuss fur teh wedding!!
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Oh – {{{{{{{GP}}}}}} Menee happe wishes fur yur upcoming NOPE CHEW AWLS!!
I can be officiant? I just gotted my license to perform weddings!
OOOoooo! Dat is so cool! Has you dun wun yet?
Nawt yet. I gotted it to do wun in teh fambly this summer.
But I culd haz a praktiss wedding? Ennywun here wants to get married, sends me an emeow.
if yew can dig up sumwun fur me yew can pwaktiss!!
plz tew stai away frum teh cemetary, pet or utherwize!
sowry Jamama!!
I alreddy saw Igor hedded that way with teh wagon…
but mai re-coder ring mite be abel tew reroute him!!
re-coder ring? wot’s that?
If it effeckts intelligint life, ur out of luks usin it on Igor.
is like a de-coder onleee beddar! we can re-code him tew go bak wair himz came frum!!
r u shure?
wot if he finds a really cyoot one?
U remembers Rocky, dontcha?
yew seen Tim Curry laytely??? OMG, big azza horse!! EWWWWWWWWWWW
nonono!
Tim was Dr. Frankenfurter!
Rocky wuz teh YNNG… blonde 2!
* behynd lolcatburglars mansion, at teh frunt ob teh non descript fence arownd an elebenty sqware acre sekshun ob garden, GP stands onna powdeeum next tu a hyooge sign cubbered wib a red belbet curtain *
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* sum cheezfrends gather rownd fur teh beeg nownsmint *
*gathers*
Aim gatherd too.
Me three
me forf!
Me fifth! *passes fifth around* We may needs tu brace arselvs fur dis one!
wich kind yu purr fer: {} oar []
Ai likes da curvy one, moar wigglol ruum!
i’d luvz {}
*wayts wiv bayted breff*
*snifsnifsnif* shwimps??
*catches teh breff*
*luks around for a breff mint*
*Waits backstage, nervously, fidgeting wif sparkly ring*
Ai haz gathered,awlso.
* Micrololphone Fudbak *
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Ahem, AHEM! Ai can has yur tenshuns, plz? Fankies.
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Nao, yu has prolly bin wondering whut ai has bin doing behynd tihs heer fence yesh? Well, eben iffn yu has nawt, ai is going tu tell yu aneewai. STN.
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Contru… Kontra… Nawt in lyne wib popular beleef, AI IS NAWT GETTING TEH MARRYED TU LOLCATBURGLAR – OTAY? Sry, but ai is nawt teh marrying kynd adn, well… yu nose… ew.
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Anyhoo – Ai wud liek tu prezent tu yu teh laytest graytest plaice tu plai:
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Teh Cheezland Safareh Park!!!!!Elebenty!!!!!
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Opening awn teh 21nd Janyooairy; dere wheel be teh exhibits ob awl yur fayborit cheezland creetures, tours, gaymes, fuds, soubeneers adn eben sum berry speshul sillyebretee guests!
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Moar nowsmints wheel follow, prolly.
oh yesh, adn * reveals “Cheezland Safareh Park” sign *
*Teh assebloled crowd gasps in de light – an tehy skwintz, too. De light iz verree brite.*
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*Awl crowd around teh GP – wif menee hugs fur teh noo Cheezland Safaerh Park*.
*GP buys a round ov anti-wrinklol creem for teh house*
Hay GP, will tehre be camels???
mebbeh, mebbeh… lawts ob surpryses yet tu cum, aifinkso!
An cocomutts???
*Joins GP on teh podium — and in NO OTHER WAY — to answer any questions teh reporters might has about teh Safareh Park*
*Hedbats GP for saying “EW”* Whut? U think *U* is some kine of prize urself? Ha!
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lookit – ai is a moobie star! whut yu has ebber dun, huh?
aaw how romantikal,
fiting lyke in deh old Lollywood classiks
:luks at LCB and GP
whut a cute cupplol Uz maykes
I guess its otai yu nawt getting marreids, lcb. It wuld mayke an honest wommin out ov yu, and then hao wuds yu get yur shiney fings?
She wuld haz to come by dem
**gulp** HONESTLY !
and wot wud ur boifrend think???
Butt. . .butt.. .wat ar wee gonna doo wif ar plain tikkits to teh TTI???? Tehy ar nwat REfungible!!
An Ai haz sebbral poundz uf ingreedymints fir teh weddin caek. Wat am Ai glin 2 do wiv awl dat?
wut typO? ai seize no typO!
Com enneewai!
Er, skyooze me Ambercat. Hooze howse aer u inbitin peepl 2?
*sniff* annipuss – yoo meens we haz to wayt until teh 2012???
Well, Ai hazn’t got teh blakkberris unner control yet!
*speds tiym 2 teh 2012*
nao, ware is mai Phlonquais’ Phlonquais?
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adn taht shifty eyed skwirrl… ai has jawb fur dem boff…
*luks askanse at GP*
I duz not has teh shiftee eyez!
Ifinkso u needs to luk at ur own eyez!
ah dere yu is!
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Nao, plz tu lissen teh carefullee… ai kneads yur speshul ‘skills’ foar a berry berry portunt jawb, otay?
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Wii is going tu has teh fairgrownd gaymes fur teh kidlets adn ai kneads yu tu orgamanise teh Cocomonut Shy, otay? Awl yu kneads arr sum poles (see rhsb – she has lawts ob dem), sum cocomonuts (see parrothead) adn sum pryzes (see, umm… well, yu’ll figger eet owt)
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Get it? Got it? Gud.
pfft!!!11!!
Teh GP had gone teh mad, ifinkso!!
Oooh! Ooooh! Oooooh!
I can sendz yu cocomonuts frum Floridia!
Nd duz we yuse teh flagon wif teh dragon or teh chaliss frum teh palliss in teh coconut shy? And whut if day is bold cocmonuts, and aw shy at all?
I finks we needz teh vessul wiv teh pessle. Dey brokz teh chaliss frum teh palliss.
(One ob my favoritestest moovees!)
Ai LUBS Danny Kaye!!!
Ai iz here, wayting fur ur instrukshuns.
Ah, AngelPlume! Dere yu is!
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Nawt Sekkund – yu seas taht truck ober dere? is full ob Cocomonuts – ai kneads yu tu unload eet ober dere neckst tu leeza’s Cocomonut Shy Attrakshun, otay?
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Ai wud du eet but but but ai had umm… a bad speereence wib a cocomonut; ai nawt want tu tawk abowt eet… * shudder *
*takes name off of sine*
GP U will has to find soemone that ackshully LIKES teh bloody fings to du this.
I’m shure there is someone out there….
nose! yu is teh purrfeck purrson foar teh jawb! Awl yu has tu du is put dem awn teh poles adn gather teh munnies fur teh animlol shelters den sit bak adn watch teh ebil cocomonuts get smushed by teh otters!
GP, r yu putting SHDan in charge ov teh camels?
ooo taht is teh gud ideeya! ai has nawt seed him synce before teh lolidays tho… ai wunner ware he is???
hiding, quietly inna shadows
BOOO!!!
Why u lurkin in teh shadows,Dan ???
Dan! Y r u hiding?
Has u got ur sword?
U halp me escape from the coconutt pusher, and I promiss all teh carrot caek u can eet…
*puts on piraty wench outfit in hopes it will halp her cause*
*snags crikket-bat*
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roight, nao lass……watcher wantin’ sent a greet distance, cleav-ed in twain, smash-ed to pieces?
ooohh…
*starts to swoon, but cannot rite now*
Teh coconutts down thred… and teh GP but just gives him a warning glower, dont hurt him.. yet.
*and cue swoon*
*puts fingers in eers*
la la la la
I can’t hear u GP….
la la la la la lalalala la la la
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and oh yesh, puttin Dan in charge ov camels, PURFFECKT comparison!
HAY! * taeks fingurs out ob leeza’s eers *
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lookit! AngelPlume has neerlee gawt dem awl unloadifimicated; go get teh poles, plzthx.
noes noes noes noes NOES!
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DAN!! Ware is u?? Plzplzplz come and bring ur broadsword, I is trooly in teh distress now!
And besieds, if u don’t save me from teh coconutts, u’ll has to save urself from teh camels next!!
* sigh * whut IS yu teh gud at? huh?
Annoying mauses
Bullying mauses
Causing catastrophic commotions
D…
Dippin Maus tails in inkwells…
Ebil Maus tails too…
Finding gnu ways to annoy mauses
GP, ayding n abetting
Hankee pankee wif rhsb’s YNG
I…
I iz a palled at ur list!
Just when I thot we wuz bff!
*Kries*
Leepin’ lizzrds, Leeza!
Maus n mii R just teesing yoo!
Naow, naow, stop krying n
Open ur mowf
*Pops chonlkitt platypus in Leeza’s mowf*
Q…
*quiets down*
*reeches for hankie*
*sniffuls one last sniffle*
*tastes teh choklit platypus*
u knows I was playing too, rite?
Very much so!
*Wrigglols wif a happee cuz Leeza bees*
*Xsellent frend*
Yay! Ai’s so glad mai dotter introduced me to ICHC
Z…
zounds!
Ur dotter brotted u to ICHC? I din’t know that! Duz she ever commint? Duz she know who u is out here?
*rethinks many conversashuns involving fur handkuffs, and NBs, and YNGs…*
Lolz! Noes! Seh nebber commints or eben reeds teh commints.
Butt if seh did, seh wud be awl liek, Maawm!
Waddayameen? Cocomonuts no problem.
*jumps onto truk, den onto big pyle ob cocomonuts*
*grips top wun wif pointy-ends, pulls tword teh bak*
*pointy-ends get stuck in cocomonut bark*
*rolls ober adn ober wif cocomonut stuck to pawz*
*gets pointy-ends owt as boff roll owta teh bak ob teh truk*
*manages to hit teh grownd rite-side up, juss barelee*
*cocomonut keeps rolling, nokking AP ober*
*skramblz bak tu feet*
*lukks askanse at truk*
*lukks uvver wai askanse at cocomonut*
*skwints iis at GP*
Dis gonna cost TU canz ob tuna – inna BOWL!
*shakz dust off ob kitteh-furz*
pfft… at tihs rayte eet is nebber going tu be teh reddy awn thyme!
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Wen yu has teh finished fiting wib teh cocomonuts, plz tu fill teh hawt tub adn czech teh bubblols arr werking; Hugh G Manatee has bin in warm wadders fur a lawng thyme, hii needs nyce warm wadders heer tu!
*Lukks arownd truk fur a button or sumpin tu dump hole lode ob cocomonuts*
*Lukks fur hot tub – must be a huj wun tu hold a manatee*
*Lukks fur ware to get moar wudders fur hottub*
So mush tu du, so littul tyme, so hongree fur toonas…
*gibs AngelPlume a liddlol dish ov toona becuz she iz so werthy*
* gibes AP bowl ob Toona *
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Heer, is yu teh happee nao? Yu can has teh otter can affer yu has finished…
*Ponders* Iz nawt nachural fur a kitteh to be a phlonquais.
*offers AngelPlume a bowl of toona*
Here, AngelPlume, yu duzznt haz to werk fur toona!
Onny if it ennertianz yu to let ennywun fink yu r werking.
Fankies, u gize *nom-nom teh toonas* Ai needed a brake aftur ressling dat cocomonut. Dayr nastee-er den dey luk, aifinkso. Need to fink ob a bettur wai tu get dem into teh Safareh Park! *nom-nom*
**wispurs to Angelplume** Ai swore nawt tew dew dis, and do nawt tell Leeza-b cuz her nawts lyke me no moar, but ai will help yew wif dose fings. LINE UP COCOMONUTS, or yew will be sayin hello tew my liddlol frenz, talons and beek! **pecks one fur gud meezure**
**Cocomonuts lyne up in feer** Dere yew go AP, jist cawl me if yew hab enee trubble.
Kewl – kud u grip dem wif ur talons adn fly dem ober to teh otter-bashin-playse? Ai need tu get teh hot-tub full ob wadderz. Wifout getting maiseff full ob wadderz.
*Finds hawt-tub ober on teh syd ware teh mobers put it tu maek rum fur teh elebenty-acre Safari*
*Iz still emptee, ob kors. Lukks fur hoze to refill teh waddurz*
*mutters to self* Dis wuz spozd tu b hi-lebel soopervizer jawb, not run-arownd fiting cocomonuts adn making warm waddurz fur teh huje manateez jawb.
oooohhh!!!
will tehr be a eggsibit ob a cage full ob trolz? so we kan luk at tehm klose-up an wave owr arms at tehm an make funny noyzes at tehm an see wut makes tehm so trolly? huh? huh? plz???
well, yu nebber nose… mebbeh ai has orgamanised a berry speshul troll relayted ebent…?
ooh *claps hands happyly* i kant wayt!!
Can we frow coccomutts at teh trollz? Plz?
ai has enlisted teh halp ob an eggspert in Trolls… ai nose dey has teh speshul ebent unner controwl, but but but ai donut no teh deetayls juss yet
Heer iz teh O’Rinjinal list ov trolls. We hav added a cupplol since. . .
An *weep* we dont need to werree ene moar about teh WunBurgerTroll. . .*teerz being running down mai cheeks*
An mai pitchfork iz gathring dust in teh korner. ;(
remlin
November 15th, 2007 at 10:15 am
Berry happy to halp!
Wut kinda troll duz yoo hab? De stratijee fur gittin rid ub it mite be diffrent dependin on which tiype yoo gotz.
Lessee. Dere’s
1) Da “dis not funny” troll.
2) Da “don’ do dis wif yor poor kitty!” troll.
3) Da “poyntz takin awai” troll
4) Da “photoshopped!” troll.
5) Da “I hatez yor polittical vyewz an I despizes yor wai ov puttin things” troll.
6) Da “yew tawkz beh-beh tawk; gidda reel lief!” troll.
7) Da “I sawr dis pishoor befoar (inna WalMart/kard shop, on dis site, etc. etc.)” troll.
8) Da “ebberybuddee alreddee sedded it 10 timex but I’m not gunna reed ennyfing but I’ll post it wun moar time!” troll.
Which wun yoo gotz?
Gremlin. It iz bai Gremlin.
aifinkso number 1 would be teh funnest to frow some coconuts at…dey might get hit in teh right location and develop a sinse of humor!
Dayrz a noo typ ob troll we got reesently (on teh lol wiff teh santa list ware teh kitteh drank haff teh milk) – teh “heerz a bunch ob linkies tu my site” lukkin fur moar traffik troll.
Ai am pleeted and cuffed, but iz here eneeway. Scutz in besyde eecktehcat.
*joins in queueueue -smockeddab behind eeck parrothead*
**feelz buttonhold*
I’m all eers!
Conga rats pinny gig! Yew lead the ty!
Gibbem bakk
A tayl and teo kittehs
’twas da besta thymes, adn teh werst 0 thymes…
Wurst & thyme maek a lubberlee sam itch.
Sage kukking advises
mebbee make a drinkee to go wif it using Bayleaf Irish Cream?
Just dont put it into a leeky glass…
hey, you don’t luk old enuf, sorry, but i can has to cardamom you.
Card all yu wants, but I will still sin an’ nom awl teh drinkees an’ fuds I kan get.
Cumin here under teh lyte.
I has a good one here, cumin put it in this one.
Boy,you all can sure parse(ly) a gud sentence !!!
Such a gud job, I got chilis awl ober!
we mint to do that!
Ai ar a prood!! Pleez to nawt be peppering yur commintz wif salty frazes.
only spicy ones
An condimints uv teh seezunin 2 u!
An happee hollundaise to awl!
teh best 0 times becuz doze be da cuuuuuuuuuuuutest kittehs, da werst 0 thymes becuz i cant find my CHRG in all deeeezleftober Christmas stuffz
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
**luks away wif a kwikness*
*hodes hed wif tendrillz*
*rummmajrummjrummj*
FANG YOU KAFLEEEN fr sending me da CHRG wif decormashunsALL over it!!! I wuz saving it foar SundayGoToMeeting Speshuls, but ifeverI needed it, ’tis nao!!!
*pops it on hed Justin Time*
We cant find enething her eethur!!
Ai just skwinted a lot!!
Gud luk gettin dem bak!
Dumbledore says yew can never has too mani sox!
Harry Potter ref, FTW! Whot he’d see in the Mirror of Esired
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(Ai beh readen dem awl again nao!)
oo I duz dat all teh time! (reading, not stealing socks dat is) Iz berry fun!
*lokz* i C… OMFG 10000000 LOLCATS AND DERE COMIN OUT OF TEH MIRROR!!!!!
oooh babbeh blak kitteh… WANT WANT WANT!!!
Santa iz it too layte to change my mind??
Nao,nao,leeza…..
Luk awai frum teh kitteh and tayke deep brefs !!!
Basement cat: the earlee yearz
Gud one,2_k !!
fanks eeck
how is Uz
hasn’t seen Uz in a long time
Happy Gnu Ear to Uz
Sayme to U !!
Yesh,ai haz been gone a LAWNNNG tyme.
Ai haz made teh rezolewshun to come back and play!
so basement kitteh not bad? just bullied as young kitteh?
yah, Basement Cat nawt bad, hez jist drawn dat way….
Pore liddlol blak kitteh duzznt hav ene soks!! ;(
is he oliver twist kitteh?
Littlol tabby shuld gib bak dem soks…Basement kitteh onlee gonna git bigger an badder.
ohai KK!
I found a lol out in cheezville that I knows teh blak kitteh fans will luv!!
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=479821
Ohai leeza!! Dat wuz a speshlee guud one, ai hads tu add tu mai favrites, ai lub da blak kitteh lols!
Cat spat fever, he has it.
gud U is hear Ur fianceh haz been squinting a lot
we may haz to take him to Dr TinyCat
No, just apply some of this anti-wrinklol creem around his eyes and it’ll be ok.
Oh, and it’s spelled “phlonquais”.
sowee, my bad
is that whut deh kids cawl it dese dayz?
Tag! U it!
heerz teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehmz burfdays today!! an yesterday too – burfday fairy obersleepd, wuz up too late on Noo Yeerz Ebe!! Akshully, stayed up later tahn i mented to, wayting for teh areseanl ob firekrakkers big enuff to arm a small country taht wuz going off on teh next blok to finally qwit. not wanted teh burfday fairy’s Hoem Sweet Hoem to catch fire. anyway, yesterday wuz teh burfday ob The-Jolt-Master, Kandu2, an Octobre-sound. i duznt be habbing anywun on my list (fank yoo for makin teh list, cweenmj!!) for today, but if yor burfday iz today or wuz yesterday an yoo not named heer, stop by an say Ohai for yor own speshul swish ob teh burfday wand!! i haz hommaed fudjy burfday cakes wif fancy frostings, i skreem (iz nebber too cold for i skremm!) fizzy frooty party punch, an poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms. an for tohse hoo may still be suffring frum unforchunate after-effex frum noo Yeerz ebe, my speshul maek-yor-hed-feel-bettr party punch!! kant reveel teh ingredyunts, iz a trade sekrit, but if yoo kan be drinking it down in wun glug (helps if yoo holds yor noze) it wurks liek majik!! kan see an heer an moov agin!! an goodie bags, filled wif all teh leftober stokking stuffers taht my baby brovver, teh Hed ob Resurch and Developmint at Santa’s Wurkshop Inc., bringed home aftru chrissmiss. kandees an bownsy balls and mini-slinkeez an fancy pencilz an ittybitty sekirt diyareez an photo buks an fone number buks, an sekrit de-koder rings an hotweels kars an itttybitty rubiks cyoobs an liddle tiny bottles ob perfyooms an axe kolones (go eezy on dis, guys) an all teh magical fings taht are being fownd in teh crissmiss stokkings!! an a speshul swish ob teh burfday wand – for all yor wishes dis yeer to come troo!
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Wow…so manee wundemous fings !!!!
And ai know whut you meen abowt teh idiots…ai meen naybors…wif teh fireworks.
Ai haz to tolerate dem awn July 4.
a fyoo bloks away frum owr howse wuz a peeplez taht wus setting off firewurks – teh wuns taht go up in teh sky an go BOOM an makes flashy fings all ober, an taht iz illegal for persunal non-firwurks-profeshunals yoose in dis state. tehr wuz also a poleese hellycoptor cirkling ober hed. heh heh heh tehys busted, ifinkso
Nawt leegal in Meeshegun eether!! But we doo it eneway!! We eben haz a liddlol cannon taht maeks a grate big BOOM that can be herd fur myols around.
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Nao it awlwaiz reminds me ov DaveCanhasDrTinycat’s soop!!! ROFL!!!
Peepl heer startid bangz abowt 10pm an wentid awn till haff past midnite.
ax kolones?
*ponders this mite make a gud weapon*
*takes several bottlols*
i jus wuv dis wun!
ooh…..nawt-secund kyoot kitteh ai’z seen dis yeer…..
*SPLORT!*
*sigh* DK, why is you always splorted when I git here?
*sweepy sweepy brains into cranium*
*slight reorgamanization to make DK less vulnerable to splorts but still find fings cute*
*ducky tape all around head and CHRG (very efficient kind) onto head*
*wraps DK in blankit, hands over chocolate in form of hot drink and solid animal forms*
Feline bedderer?
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up DK’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
ah……hay! dese gogglez blokk awt sum ob teh lite! hooray….nao mai eyez nawt hurt sew mucch….
*napz in teh blankie*
ai dunno…mebbe yoo jusst appearz wen ai splortz, nawt teh otthur wai araownd…ebber thot ob it dat wai?
That kitten has white socks.
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ya don’t say….
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nope, dey be typin’…………nawt sayin’
*snicker*
captin obveeeus!!
nah nawt capt. obveeus, moar like Major Inconvienience or General Malaise
how bout Privit Duh!!
Corporal Punishment?
Lieutenant Dan?
General Pandamonium?
Colonel clooooless? (how dey get kernal out of dat?)
Ai hab kweshun….ai tryin tu make lolz on advanced builder. It always get stuk on stage two, an tells meh tu wait wile pikshure is uploaded. An ai wayt an wayt an wayt….is der sumfin yu spost tu duz wif advance builder dat is diffrent, or duz yu jes hab tu wayt forebber den nawt gits tu do it? Halp!
hmmm…odd…it werks fer meh….
haoebber, if it gitz stukk, den try refreshin teh paege….sumtiems, anuther wai to do dat iz to go to whar teh URL ob teh paeg iz (yoo knoe, teh part wif teh http adn stuffs), clikk awn dat a few tiems, untill awl ob it iz hilited, den hit enturr(oar return) awn yur keeboard….dat yooshualee werks….
Fanks DK, ai trys dat.
Ai contact da cheezpeeps, dey sez sumfin tu do wif habbin internet explorer, an dat da techs luukin intu it. *sigh*
ai jus maded wun on dat adbansed kind n it werked…… didja kik teh puter to reboot it? ai has had teh times wen ai accidently made 2 ob teh same lols cuz ai nebber cud tell wen it sabed it..
*gud tew see yew cum up for air! ai bin missin yew!*
Oh hai, Jkitty!! Yu noes meh, kinna pleh sew nawt on much lately, is bedder now! Ai will trys tu reboot an nawt kik mai compooter! Ai kin do da basic builder, but de advance one borked fur meh. Mai creativity, it haz been sqelched!!
dat mite bee it….tri dooin it wif fyerfawks!
Ai nawt noes wat firefox is, DK. Duz you hab tu pay fur it? Iz like WP? Ai nawt unnerstands it.
is jus a browzer…….nawt has tew pay. ai hazznt had teh noive to use teh n’otter wun yet.. aifinkso yew can download it fur fweeeee!!!
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Firefox is a different web browser. It is, I suppose, similar to Internet Explorer, but it is….more flexible. It can also be customized easier, with lots of easy-to-find(and use) themes, and many plugins. It is free, and (at least in my opinion), works much better, and faster than Internet Explorer.
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yah….yoo shud trii it….yoo has to daowlnload it nawt-second, tho…
an DK, if her nawt likes it seh can unload an reload IE, rite? (ai haz nebber changed browzers……ai iz stuk inna rut!)
shur…dey can boffe bee yoosed…ebben att teh saem tiem!
awlsew, ai fink dat fyerfawks yooses lawtz less ob teh systemm resowurrses…..awltho dat nawt reelee mattur mucch…
Ai agree wif DK heer. Ai haz a Mac, so ai haz safari, firefox an opera – awl free.
Ai hazn’t used teh IE in a verree long taim, but no wun seems to laik it!
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an DK – ai see yoo ar awlso waring teh GH(wpoi) prowdlee. Ai may want to ask yoo sum kweschuns sumtaim. ai haz awnlee an Honoraree GH(wpoi).
GH?
(wpoi)?
bai teh wai, hao iz it, yoosin a mac?
ai’z nebber yoosed wun….ai’z maed may pyooter lukk liek wun, butt nawt akchualee yoosed wun befoar…
Iz jes Firefox.com or sumfin? Ai in rut liek Jkitty, ai jes uses wat ai hab an nawt wanna mess fings up!
iz:
http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/
haoebber, befoar yoo klikkie teh daownload linkie, maek shure dat it iz fur yur operaytin systemm….(liek, iff yoo yooses Windows XP, make shur dat dat iz teh bershun dat it ses…)
okai…ai can has yur attenshuns? (oar at leest sum ob dem?)
Okai…ai’z foundeded dis in mai noospapurr yesturdai…adn thot dat ai shud shaer it…
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-JUST FOR TODAY, I will live through this day only. I will not brood about yesterday, or obsess about tomorrow. I will not set far-reaching goals or try to overcome all of my problems at once. I know that I can do something for 24 hours that would overwhelm me if I had to keep it up for a lifetime.
-JUST FOR TODAY, I will be happy. I will not dwell on thoughts that depress me. If my mind fills with clouds, I will chase them away and fill it with sunshine.
-JUST FOR TODAY, I will accept what is. I will face reality. I will correct those things that I can correct and accept those I cannot.
-JUST FOR TODAY, I will improve my mind. I will read something that requires effort, thought and concentration. I will not be a mental loafer.
-JUST FOR TODAY, I will make a conscious effort to be agreeable. I will be kind and courteous to those who cross my path, and I’ll not speak ill of others. I’ll improve my appearance, speak softly, and not interrupt when someone else is talking. Just for today, I’ll refrain from improving anybody but myself.
-JUST FOR TODAY, I will do something positive to improve my health. IF I’m a smoker, I’ll quit. If I’m overweight, I’ll eat healthily—if only just for today. And not only that, I’ll get off the couch and take a brisk walk, even if it’s only just around the block.
-JUST FOR TODAY, I will gather the courage to do what is right and take responsibility for my own actions.
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okai…ai’z dun nao…
*stepz awff itteh bitteh kitteh soapbawks, n hiedz unner it*
otay, az long as it is onleee fur tewdai!!
iz sorta liek saiyin liek, okai, if JUST foar tudai, yes, ai’ll du dat…haoebber, ebben aftur wun dai of duin stuffs liek dat, dere can bee a big differunce in hao peepz lukk atchu, in teh wai dat yoo lukk at yuself, and stuffs….
awlso, afturr seein hao it chaynges hao yoo interakkt wif peepz, hoo knoez? yoo juss mite wanna trii duin it again….iff ownlee JUST foar dat wun dai….iff yoo just setz strikt, nawt flexxiblol rulez foar libbin, den lief iz juss no funs! shure, dere arre sum stuffs dat need plannin ahed, adn dat maeks sens…butt werriyen abawt tings dat nawt affeckt yoo yet, dat juss seemz stoopy….
*gitz awff lil soapbawks* whar’d dat com from?
annewai, ai nawt written dat fink to begin wif…so nawt to blaem meh!!
*scurriez awai, adn hiedz in teh cornurr*
{{{{{{DK}}}}}} Yoo were splendid!!!
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Ai haz bin in teh theatre whirrld neerlee awl ov mai laif! an that incloods lots ov publik speeking. So bleeve mee when ai say – yoo were just terrfic!
ai nawt ebben thot abawt wut ai wuz sayin dere…..ai juss sed it…
wheerd, huh?
Roemeow just sent mee sumthing that wud go reelee well wif this. . .
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Teh elebentyeth commandmint!
“I’m on a one person campaign to add another Commandment to the list.
Thou shalt not do harm, neglect, or abandon an animal. Thou shall accept our animal overlords and be in service to them at all times. I shall get them spayed or neutered, and give them plenty of play time, gushi food, and sunbeams to sleep in.”
Anom, Janet, anom!!
tiz so kl ….. where do ya get ya picz 4rom?
Sox…….(: