
I’m on ur treadmill bein ur excuse
wuznt dis ur last yeers resolushun 2?
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I’m on ur treadmill bein ur excuse
wuznt dis ur last yeers resolushun 2?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Peka
Az iffn u need an eggskyoose!
… and we revurse the order of this mornin!
wot wud u like for ur well deserbed top spot anni?
Ai’ll stikk 2 mai yooshyooul hawt choklit fur bedtiem thx.
okays anni, I has here some speshul creme brulay flavr hot choklit, wif a littul shortbred cookie to go with.
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I has just givin myself a hungry!
Yummee!
Ennee eggskuse will dew!!
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Concatulashinz, Annipuss. u gitz tu leed deh parade tu deh ty booteek!!!
Thx, cween – a propur walk iz bedder dan a tredmill ennee dai.
Ai alwais wanted to see teh famiss (or INfamiss?) ty booteek!
well todayz ur Lucky day!
itz not really a tye, it’z a braid, and u was innit!
so plz stop by teh ty booteek and pick out somethin speshul.
has u got a cheezmap blankie yet?
fun, and funckshunal!
An eben moar stylish wen decorated wif black Minion fur! Grate idea, leeza-b – it is teh damn an raney pleh day, an a cheezmap blankie is juss wut ai needs!
Duz u noez deh legend uv deh Ty-Booteek? Mai, it b a glorious story.
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Wunst upon a tyme, dere wuz a wundermus Cheezpeep named Gibbocat. He hardlee eber vizitz us enneemoar and I missez him berry much. He b full uv deh win and awsumnessez. Adn wun day in Cheezland dhere wuz deh then-unherduv 6-way ty fur deh nawt-sekkund spot on deh LOL!!!! Adn instintlee, Gibbocat invented deh Ty-Booteek so awl uv deh peepz in deh 6-Way Ty kud habbing a luvlee kitteh ty tu kummenorating deh awspishuz event!!
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Eber sinse den, deh peepz in deh Tys can going dere tu gitting a prize. Gibbocat soon expandinged deh Tybooteek tu habbing enneefing and everything ur hart kud ever desire. And awl deh wundermus thingz dere b urz fur deh asking. U duzn’t hav tu habbing a ty tu go dere. And noobeez b speshlee welkum tu gitting deh CHRG dere. And Gibbocat b stawking deh 1950z bavving capz fur deh splort prevenshun, tu.
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Letz go luk and seeing wut b dere tuday. it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz. Mai pal Gibbocat keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining. habn’t seeingd him in a wyle, but I ken tell hez ben heer, dere b fresh stawk.
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*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh
*awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle Ty Boo Teek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez.
*Handz 2minionz a lubberlee silk ty.*
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Ober here here bee Janitz favrit — deh bobbul hedded kittehz. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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Dheze b deh kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses. And heer b sum kitteh wind chimez.
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*runz her paw akross deh chimez and dey tinkul deelitefullee.*
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oooooo. lukit deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
*pikz up wun and shakingz it. *
*Watchez deh snow falling on ebbereeting.*
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Member, ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Dats were I fownding deh UniKorn fer Janet.
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Gibbocat puttinged in a lounge, heer tu.
*Gitz chokklit martoonez*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
is teh gilty skwirrlz all gone?
*goes to bak room to luk*
* grabs a bobblol hedded GP adn scampersawaiwibakwikness *
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he he he * shake, bobblol, shake, bobblol, shake, bobblol *
*klinkee glasses bak*
Cheez to yuz, Yur Jamestee!
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Dis a mazing an wundermaus plaice, awl rite! Ai can spendz awl day here, lukkin at fings. Ai wuz nawt knoing taht ebberybuddy can shop here – stoopy me, ai wated to be in a brayd!
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Oo, foulard!
*wanders oft to pik up an shaek sno-globes, pik owt a cheezmap blankie taht harmonizes wif blak Minion fur, an generly shop liek maniac*
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Fankies to yu an leeza!
Ah, wao! Ai lubs teh storee ub teh ty-booteek! Tankin u 4 teh tellin ub it.
iz dere still uni korns in teh bakk ruum? Want
uniquekitty needing a unique-orn *giglol*
Prysma-kitteh!
*runs bery fastlee to teh Prysma*
*skidz outta control*
Wheeeeeee!!!!
*tacklols Prysma & gibs hur a big big hug*
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Ai haz mist yew, Prysma. Hao yew is?
Ack, owtta control tacklol! *gibs NS tygrrr hug, lyk bearhug wif purring*
Ai iz much bedder nao ai back wif best frenz eber,an nao Decembrrr iz ober (ai putted sum uv what been hapning in blog, fur simplisitees, can clikkee teh blooness). Ai mist ebrywun. Hao yu being?
Ohai Prysma!!! Grate to see yoo! Happeh Gnu Yeer!
Ai has a neggsited fur yoo fur next week!
wot happens next week?
Prysma starts skool! Toadalee gnu career! Wif aminolols!
kewl!!
*has a big admirashun, and a little jellus*
fankies, 4.5k, I haz eggsited fur negst weeek weeek… ahem. (Tawking tu sum peeps be contajus.) … fur neggst week, tu! Ai in mid-30s, but ai iz goin back tu collij so ai can be wurking wif teh aminlols, ai hoping mebbe kitteh reskoo ur sumfing fur maeking wurld lil bit bedder playce fur kittehs (an goggies, an awl, uv coarse). Ai happeh an nerbus an, an, awl kindsa fings.
Happi gnu year frum me, too! Ai missed u! Where has u bin? hope u is well!
Happeh gnu yeer, upfi! *scritches jentlee arown base uv feelers*
Ai haz been drowninginging in reel lyf, an nawt injoying it atawl! Hao yu be?
*pssst* Awl u haz tu dew iz go intu deh bak ruum adn luuking arownd. …. Dere b no telling wut u will finding in dere!!!! But b carefull — wunst I fellingg intu a kumputer and gottid digit eyezed!!!! I had tu git Maus tu resQing mii.
ooohhh – ai will haz tew go luuk, but ai will b bery kaerfull! dey wuz inna liddle bocks, aifinkso…maibe ai kan haz Plasticat hep mii luuk…
*grumblolgrumbloltriitewgetteenajeboitewdunefing*
prysma-kitteh!! Taht IZ teh nayme ov mai littlol unicorn. “Uneek Orn”
Wondermuss tayle. Fanks! It haz yur voyce awl ober it.
Aifink Ai wull get me a cheezmap blankie an rapp maiselb up init an go 2 bed naow – Aifink Ai haz a cold kummin.
G’nite ebbrywun, g’nite!
G’nite Anni!! Schmooo!!
G’nite. Iffn u duz haz teh cold kummin, heerz teh soop 4 teh heelinz.
G’nite, anni da kwik!
Happitayl dreemz
ekzaklee wut ai fawt b4 ai eben saw it. gud wun agen, {{{{{anni}}}}}} nd happy new year.
Ai m yur maine (coon) eggskyuse!
at leest SUMWON is using it!
swirrl… yu no has had emayo? pfft…
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stoopypyooterwillhastuwayttilmunday
noes… u has my werk addy, I can not axess it from homes!
*kinda lieks bein a ‘swirrl’*
hmm… otay den… wii tawlk awn Mundane
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* has secret, speshul jawb fur leeza-b *
*takes kwik luk to see whoz watchin*
*makes note to ware spy outfit to werk on Mundane*
* maeks note tu get picshores ob spy outfit *
*makes note to appropreeate GP’s note*
* maeks note tu switch leeza’s note wib ebil note *
*makes note to fill GP’s pen wif disamapeering ink*
* maeks note tu replace leeza’s inbisibul ink wib regulolar ink *
*makes note never to go in against a Sicilian wehn death is on teh line*
* maeks note tu ask death tu nawt cawl *
* maeks note tu buy moar post-it notes *
* maeks note tu order sicilian fud *
*makes note tell GP teh sicilian restrant iz now a du it urself oilchange plase*
* maeks note: mebbeh skwirrl is nawt best sooted fur speshul seekret jawb; has rolly eyes… adn bushy tayl *
*makes note to hedbat GP if he takes away hur speshul job!*
* maeks note tu order extry large [insert here] adn extry strawng glubbs fur leeza *
* maeks note tu order extry large gogglols fur leeza *
*makes note to keep all teh notes for teh investigashun in case she disamapeers mysteriussly*
*makes note tew offer pinny gig use ub handkuffs and bawlgag*
*adds BDM to teh list of people to luk askanse at*
*adds leeza tew list ub peeps that luuks askans at her*
*makes noet to nebber giv Leeza reezin to luk askans at hur*
*luks askanse at DK*
*then gives hur a big SCMOO*
PHEW!!! Adn SCHMOO to YOO!
BTW, duz enne wun has enne hawt hunny n lemming? Ai’s fiting a cowld, adn teh cowld is winnging.
(sorta liek a schmoo, but wiffout teh messy H)
oh noes! well at least it wated til after the holidaze.
Ifinkso hot chikkin soop wud be gud wif teh tea!
*luks askans at alla peeps lukin askans at peeps*
Scmoo – cud dat be wot a cow wif a speech impediment mite say?
Oh yash, ai hadded teh hot chikkin soop fur supper! Wuz just teh fing!
*luks askans at own abatar an wunnerz whai WP eeted pawprint abatar ober howlee-dayz*
*luks askanse at-
Hay! Itz prysma!
*runs up and hedbonks prysma-kitteh*
If teh wevver be ennyfing fur yu lyk it being here, 4.5k (an it shud be), ai kinna haz a suprized ai nawt haz a cowd tu *nok wud* Haz lowts uv hunny an lemmins, ai will send teh rabid weezuls owt fur eggstra lemmings, an chikkin soops, an restings an fings *raps in Grate-Wide-Norf-wait eggstra-warm cheezmap blankkit*
Oh hai, PK….. wp changing its abatar program and u will haz tu reloading ur pritty paw print…. it b deh pleh!!
Iz prysma? Where? *luks arown wildlee* *giglol*
*cheekrubs teh skwirrlee, purring*
Hao yu be? Ai heering yu had a bad eggspeerience wif a, er, froot frum a tropical vejematashun… ai hope nawt ebree day been lyk taht!
Oh fank yoo Prysma!
*snugglol snugglol*
*sipsipsip*
*luks askans at rabid weezuls*
U did??
Werd shure gets around, duzznt it!
Well it wuznt just me… GP went a few rounds wif one, and anni alsew has hads teh problem…
*wispers*
but we is not talking about that nows, b/c someone gotted upset about teh ban, so we has a moratorium ifinkso on teh c-werd.
Yoo meen COCOMONUTT!!!!!!?
Oops….
*runsawayveryfast*
*Makes note to use spii ware and stuffs tew beh findin owt abowt da speshal jawb pinny gig has for skwirrlgrrl*
8)
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*wunders if secret speshul jawb haz tew du wif wedding preparashuns*
* narrows eyes *
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Wii is NAWT getting teh married! Uff…
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stoopylolcatburglarshowingoffhurrgnuringfrumMicknawtfrumGP
ai herd it wuz frum yew, and taht yew are planning a big “ebent” inna kupple week week weeks – kan’t wayt tew partee wif teh otter cheezpeeps at yer wedding
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Yesh, is troo ai is habbing beeg ebent on Janyooairy 21nd… ai wheel maek a beeg nowsmint tomorrow, ai pwomiss.
hmm yesh… * shakes fist at rhsb * sry, yu has bin teh misinformed.
Butt yer weddin wud bii sew mush funn!
plz tu nawt has a wurried, teh beeg ebent onna 21nd wheel be full ob win adn awesum adn [hopefully] ebberywon wheel forget awl abowt tihs madness!
Butt iz nawt madniss iz yer wedding!
IS NAWT WEDDING!!!elebenty!!1!!!
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* goes funny shayde ob red *
Ooooo! Red pinneee gig! *Taeks picshurr* Will yoo tern redder iff Ai sez eet agen???? Cuz yoo iz gettin marreed!
Ai iz Nightshayde – nawt Redshayde.
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An ai iz awlreddee teh happilee married.
*whispers* Wii just lyk makin da pinny gig a liddlol nerbous, sins we no noms rodents noes moar.
*makes note to mark Januwary 21 on hur calendur*
Awww. pinny gig… ai waz juss gettin tew noes yew…. and heer yew beh marryin LCB! Whii wate til tewmorrow tew make it offishal?
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Yew shur yew has enuf shiney sparlollee fings tew keep her tenstions?
otay, ai sai tihs won moar thyme…
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Ai… is… NAWT… marrying… lolcatburglar… nu uh, nebber, no wai!
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EW EW EW
Ok, ai am laffin sew hard mah Buddy kitteh is luukin at meh lyk ah haz lost mah mind an ai cannod breeve… pinny gig, yew beh sew much fun tew teaz!
* narrows eyes *
*looks askans at pinny gig*
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BTW, piggeh, ai wroted yew again.
Aww come awn GP! yew iz makin eet luk like yew bi finkin yer new wiif iz growz!
finkin? FINKIN? * shows plasticat picshore *
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O yesh adn plz tu NAWT be cawling hurr mai new wiif!
now piggeh.
u may want to werd urself carefullee heres, becaws u donut want to hurt anywons feelings… n’est pas?
yesh yesh, yu is teh rite ob corse
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aifinkso ai shud go ly down sumware…
Offers Guinness Piggeh a Guinness.
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Fangs fer da funs. *schmoo*
*gives GP a nise cold Guinness and a cool towl for hiz forehed*
U NAWT gitting married??? Did u hazzing deh fite and breaking up??? Oh dat b awful!!! Haz u tried kownselling??? I hate tu seeing tuu peepz hoo b mwnt fur ee chudderz tu breaking up??? I finkso if u will polologize tu LCB she will furgibbing u fur wutebber u may haz dun. She b such a sweet gurl, adn wif such a tender hart. Donut let ur pride git in deh way uv ur furebber happynessezz.
Well sed, cween!
* narrows eyes *
* wunners wai lcb is nawt heer defending hurrself *
*wunderz wai LCB wanting tu marry piggeh wif narrow iiz*
* can’t resist lolling * @@@@@
I finkso LCB iz at deh byooty shop.
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3011767
Oh mai qween!!! Lolz!!!
An fur SUMFING besideses a close hanger!
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Ifinkso teh stores shud put tredmills in teh closet departmint, nawt teh sports. Ebbery tredmill ai knoes abowt has piles ov close hangin on it.
Ars iz da owtsied awn patio so nawt kumvenyint fur da kloze hanguringz. bin dere abowt 3 yeerz nd ai nawt noze hwo tu uze it. nd dunawt plan tu.
Better tanh teh kitteh in teh ICHC resolutions!
Taht kitteh workin too hard!
Weeeelll, sumwun’s got to brake teh Gnu Eers resomalushuns for me!
Ai doan’t haz dat prollem – nebber maek Gnu Earz revolushunz!
lol!
revolushuns is rite!
coz I keep coming back around to teh same ones every year!
*SNERK*
Ai usulolii 4gits teh reslolushuns bai abowt…Feb-rue-airy.
Well mai reesomalooshun is nawt to drink ennee mor. But nawt to drink ennee less, eeder!
Cheez, Ambercat!
Wayt……wot???????
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Hmmm I needz a drink to pawnder ‘pon dis!!!
Maiking da remolushunz wud seme tu sai we nedez tu fikz awrslefz in sum wai. Dat iz just da sillee.
nao, plz tu tidy howse. fankies.
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adn bring meh a cheezburger
and du teh lawndree..
maik teh beds…
kleen teh lidderbocks…
An wawshis teh dishis an teh potsnpans an teh cyootlirrees an ebreefings…
Adn puttin teh buks bak awn teh shelfz…
Teh cawmint iz in teh rong plaic!!
An it iz annipuss Fur Teh Win!!
ai heerd der iz cholate half off at teh booteak! pozd catmuz sale!
Hoo had teh uvver haff?
Me… heh heh soree I eeted it awl…..
*wadduls awai*
Iz a kitteh rest, not a clothes rack?? Who knew?
srsly….
ooh! can bee yoosed foar bofe! therfoar, moar yoose, less ruum!
adn, iz conbeniyent fer kittehs to put dere haeyurz awn teh kloethz…
*runrunruns**stawps a mowmint*oof!!*tredmill throws meh awff*
dangit…fergawt dat teh tremilll keepz goin….
I resolf to snorgle the floof ebry day!
nao dat…..iz a resolyooshun ai culd keep!!
….iff owlnee ai hadd a kitteh…
*GASP* You no has kitteh!? Dat be arful! Can I mailz you oen?
shur! yoo has a kyoot wun ai cud has?
Sadlee, yes. I libs where peepul don’t get kittehs fixeded and den there is lots ov nice kittehs wifout foreber homes. I can onlee taykes in sew manees, speshully since I has a lot of Siamesies. And dey is moar nawty dan reguler kittehs. (she said, sitting in a tragically chewed up bathrobe.)
I NAWT FAT I FL00FEE!!!!
An deniyal is nawt teh ribber in teh ejypt.
:snerk: Ai hab hearded dat denial is nawt a riber in ejypt… an ai has sed dat tew certain peeps, mahsalf!
*klappy klappy wif may scaelee pawz*
*seez moar scaelz hit teh flooor*
Awww u gitz scalee paws?
U needz teh stuf callded teh “udder butter”
or teh “korm huskers loshun”
It looks reellee weeyrd but it works on teh ruff an skaylee paws.
*semi-glaers* Ai’z a dragon! ob courze ai has scaelee paws!! ai nawt has fur…ai has scaels!!!
*resistz urge to yoose fyer adn roast sumptin*
An’ U noz sumfin’ else? U getz enuff kitteh-hairz in de tredmill werkz, de tred quitz turnin’ !! An’ mah tredmill haz a LOLTZ ub kitteh hairz innit!! Awl it’z gud fer nao, izza kitteh bed. (givez grate beeg fakey sighz) Ah cain’t exersize dere noo morez. Oh, well….(GIGGLEPURR)
Ah kitteh hayrs……
wacha gon’ do?
I wish I had sech an ‘scuse.
I has 95 lb. goggie but awl himz hayrs are inna mah beddee.
An mah parrits fevvers, well dey stay ’round himz cage.
Oh well…u sendz me summa ur kitteh hayrs so I kin frow in mah tredmillz werks an F* it up k?
Mai QWeen…
Howz come ai cant maek faborites…ai been lurking ebery dai but todai ai kant aek the Navie man and kitteh one ob mai faborites. Ai am alreddy loggged on to WP an to ICHC. Wat’s wrong wit me?
PS Happee Newz Yeer to alla cheezfrens111!!!!!1!11
If u b uzing deh fyrefawkz oar safari dey duzn’t b habbing deh favritz buttin on deh frunt page or deh commint pagez….. but if u go to deh profile uv deh peep hoo maded deh lol, u shud b ablol tu favoriting it frum their Lol page….
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-Peka
Oar u kin du wut I du and just fire up Intertuub Ezploder and favrit frum it….
Pleh…intertoob exploder? PLEH!!
iz eezee enuff to juss luukk it up adn fabrit it frum dere…
oar lukk at wut sum ob yur cheezfrendz hab fabbrited…mebbe iz dere…
an tyanks to yu tu DK…..wai yu loozin skales? do yu be habbin da dragon dan druf?
ai fink ai’z just sheddin sum ob mai scaels…..awltho, ai nawt can see anne noo scaelz….butt den again, dey shud gro bakk suun….
att leest ai hoep so…
YAY!!1!! goin to da maekers ICHC syte worked. Ai neber wan to gib up on Fyerfoxy; it NEBER lox up lyke IE an Navgator do. Tanks…Mai Qween>
yah…ebben when ai yooses Windoez, ai yooses fyerfawkz…nawt can werk wif intertoop exploder….
Ohai DK…..
yoo!
*watchez caerfullee*
okaiz…ai’z gonna go eet mai dinnurr…bee bakk soon!
Yr nawt inbitin yer klone tew dinner?
dats ruuud!
Ah. Dat iz anzer to mai qwesshut Ls where. Fanks agin.
*rushes up to oldlurker, stopping just short of causing an accident*
O hai! Happy New Years!
Eet wazn’t mii LCB onist!!!!!!!
It wasn’t u *whut*? Did u does something I’m gonna regret?
Luuking ^……
uniquekitty, did u see my msg to u?
Hi PoC! Ai hazint siin yew befour! Izzin yew noo?
I r very noo! *smile* Is beri gud to meet u, plasticat. Hoppity gnu ear to u and ur fambly! *rayzez cawfee cup*
Ai heerz yoo haz alredee met meh momcat, Uniquekitty. Oh an Ai iz shurr DK (dats Draconic kitteh) will bii warnin yoo abowt how Ai haz a tendinsee tew klone peeps…..
wut? ai’z nawt toleded annewun dat! yoo sed it, nawt me!!
adn beesieds, yoo has awnlee kloened meh…adn aowlnee wunce…(dat ai knoez ob…)
nowun elss…until now! *yanx owt sum of POC’s furr nda runz tu d’Beaker labs*
Oh deer. It luks like Igor has fownd an assistant.
Ohhai! Dat hurts! *hiss* *spit* R I gonna be cloned now?
yup!
welcom to cheezland!
yah…adn gud riddense to ’08….PLEH!
*rayses cuppa hawt chokklit*
*smooths fur nd rayzez cup hot choklit* I r up 4 dat! 09, u bettah b gud to kittehs and cheexpeeps or we gib u ta boot 2!! Um, more hot choklit? peeeeeze?
Ai saw yer kwestshun awn uniquekitty’s profile. Tu bi askin sumwun tu biiing yer frend awl yoo gots tuu du iz go tuu sumwuns profiilnda klikingz awn teh add az frend button. Simplol as dat!
Dat’s gud coz I r techno..techniloggie chall… er, I no gud with techie stuffz. Thkx Plasticat!
kitteh is a excellent excuse.
Dis is beeyootiful kitteh!
i am nuts for noticing this BUT the one harry potter book on the bookshelf is the non-american version and the other visible books are american copies. the only reason i know this is because i was in montreal when book 5 was released so i bought a copy for the (very long) train ride home.
needed to share that!