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Comcatz, Anni! I looked and stared and had compleat brayne freeze!
Thx ZF, it iz a lubblee pikchoor but nawt eezee 2 fink uv a fittin commint.
conga rats annie!
*offurs tray ov eggsalad sandwiches and rolls in the tea trolly*
Thx, PM – Ai juss had lunsh, so mae Ai sabe teh sammichis in caes Ai get a hongree in an ower oar 2?!
gude plan!
O… tea? Grate ideer! Ai can has sum tee tu peas?
ovcourse deer!
*poors tea in pretty cup wiff medow scense awn it*
creem an or sugar an or lemon?
Lemon peas!
Fank you Princess. Naut ever have tea with roalty before!
well wun kould nebur tell! ur edikit is purrrrfect!
Oooh, we’s nawt had teh Tee Trollee in ayjes! Wot’s yu got awn tehre;
Aynjul Cayk
Devill Deggs
Eggaancress smmidges
F…
Yew forgetted teh Bath Buns!
Den comes teh…
Finger Sammiches
Greentea cookies
Hawt Choklit (for dippin and drinkin)…
Conga rats, anni, fur leadin da fred!
Mai hiirow!
pls sur mai i has sum moar
GMTA, my princess!
princess’ spellin mush da bettre!
Please sir… May I have some more?
Maus!!
*runs wif a fastness and pownses*
We meets agin!
How wuz ur crissmuss?
Crissmaus wuz good. Teh Nutcracker was eggselent. My employers forced us to take vacation the last two weeks of December. Better than a furlough or layoff, but mebbe a bit pleh. All-in-all, I cant complayne. How is you?
I’z on teh vaca too! My comp’ny shuts down btw crissmuss and NY’s. So I’m still off til teh 5th.
as ushual I has bited off more tahn I can gnaw!
I had all these plans of things I waz gonna get done…
LOL. With the unexpected time off we…
*drum roll*
GOT THE ENTIRE HOUSE CLEAN BEFORE XMAS!!
*has an awe*
*wonders wot a cleen house wud luk liek*
*luks around at hurs*
*faints*
It’s very disorienting, to be sure…
I keep forgetting I can walk through the dining room…
:snerk:
well, I still has 5 dayz to get stuffs done!
todays tho, I has to werk in teh yard.
Itz gonna turn cold here after today, and maybe even some wintry stuffs on Friday am!
*shivers*
Ai haz todai & 2morrow off….am hoping to get LAWTS uv cleenin dun,but who knows.
Had snow & strawng winds last nite…owtside is nawt lukkin bery inviting!
ohai Eeck!
sounds liek a gud day to stay insied for u!
teh strong winds, tehy is hedded this way, but won’t get here til this afternuun, so I has to go in a few and start rakin teh leafs.
Mebbe iffin u wayte for teh winds,teh leefs will become sumbudde elses problim
Sounds like my street… Except that it’s MY yard where all the leaves end up. Pleh!
me 2.
*cursez teh stoopy oak trees across teh street under breffs*
speeking of.. teh winds is alreddy startin to pik up, so I gots to go do teh yard werks now…. SCHMOOS!
*Airkiss*
Has a gud thyme inna yard!
Ai haz to go,too…..LCB “suggested” ai uze mai dai awf to buy her a belated Crissmus prezzie.
Gots a few udder errands,awlso.
Well, whut are u waiting for? Hurry!
O Hai, my fren! Long time no viddy!
LCB! *SCHMOO*
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*gibs LCB a shinee sparklee fing* Merry Gnu Year!
Yes, eeck been AWOL, but she promised she’d stop by and see us ona moar reggaler basis. Or else.
Wow, thx, BDM!
*smoos shiny sparkly thing, bats BDM around until she goes under sofa*
*fum unner sopha* Glad yew liiks eet, LCB!
Ai had 2 thro awl teh loose bits an peesis in a bag 2 maek enuff spaes fur mai BIL 2 haz a chare 2 sit awn wen he bizitid. Muss trie 2 fyned dat bag an sort owt teh stuff in it…..
Haz a major impressed!
Ohai Maus. Yep we is boff soe smrt
* offurs maus a a box ov cheeses ov the werld *
now lift meh up where I belong!
*Picks up Leeza and carries her out of the factory*
Now whut does I do?
Drop hur?
Noes! I iz brakeable!
Mah littel Squashies is the veree small (6lbs). She naut lieks tu be picked up, but she purrs everytymes we picks her up anewai. Ai alwais tells mah hubby she reely saing “Ai is very small, but ai is very friendlee. PEAS NAUT TU HURT!”
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So- PEAS NAUT TU HURT OUR SKWRRL!
Ai meened Maus 2 drop her on sumfink sawft, soez nawt 2 brake her.
well teknickally teh movied ended there, so who knows?
but I do know I’z supposed to get his hat!
but I am not shure if he haz one.. *ponders*
It’s no gud eggspektin me 2 noe enny mobie refs – teh lass mobie Ai saw (apart frum wun oar 2 awn TB) wuz My Fair Lady in 1968!
Whut did annipuss do to get banned from teh movie theater?
Applauded teh cartoon too loudly
Booed teh ushers
Cried hysterically when she rans out of popcorms
Distracted audience by snoring loudly
E…
Eeted eberywun snaks
Frew popcorns at peeples
Gnawed teh apolstery
H…
Hurree run fasfasfas up and dawn teh isles
Ice creem leeked onteh flur
Jumpeded up 2 singing wif Liesel “so long, fair well…”
K…
Jumpeded up to sing ♪ Jus u waaht, ‘Enry ‘Igginz, Jus u waaht!!!♫
karried in a glass ov wine
lost hur ticket
moved hur seat two miny times
N…
Nebber ternded her sell fone off
Opened teh bak doorz an sneeked her cheezfrens in teh moobee
Pikked on teh projekshunist
Quakked fru teh kreditz
R…
Reeched ovr cheezpeeps tu get popkorn
Stoled monies frum registr
Tawlkd durin bestest part
U…
umbwella popped open unexpectedlee
vampire bited hur naybur
wiggled teh bak ob teh seet in frunt ob hur
y?
LOLZ!! yuo guiz cracks meh up!
“ur luv keeps liftin me higher, higher dan i ebur bin b4…”
PM, why u sings such a skerry song?
*quivers in fear at teh thot of being lifted higher higher than ever before, even by lubs*
but wen u lifted by luv u ar always safe wiffin its arms
but juss fur u I’ll change it a bit:
“ur luv just keeps keepin me grounded more firmer on terra than i ever felt b4…”
*whew*
Lubs is teh wunnerful, but I has had too many bad speriences wif teh false-hearted lubbers.
oh yea! lub is a toss up evury tiem u giv it a try
If teh land lubbers gibs yu trubbles, y nawt try a sailor?
Waow. Kin u imajin teh majna-, migni-, mangi-…lebel ov attraktidness bitwiin kitteh harez n dat yooneeform?
dat wud be irreezistibble!
speaking from ’sperience — MAJOR! Uniforms is dark colored wool…kitteh hair liek moth to flamme
Nise play on da musik of da movie!
Eye wuz tinkin uff u yesserdai leeza-b. Eye filled teh burd feedurz, but furgotted tu fill teh squrrel feeder. Wen eye sawed teh squrrellz hangin of uff the burd feederz, eye tought, whupz, furgotted tu feed leeza-b’z fambily!
HAPPEE NOO YEER ebberybuddy! *runz orf tew mayke som Cweenfetti*
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hmm…
*studies*
I fink it sez, ’shud awld frends be forgotted, den u has teh lang daze ahed of u. so do not forget teh awld frends.’
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Verra wize werds, ZF!
But what abot da youngling frens? Wee can forget dem?
wate, there’s more…
*studies furthur*
ah! it sez, ‘make gnu frends, and keep teh awld, one is silver and teh otter gold’.
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Sew we must remembur ALL teh frends!
*wonders if LCB will steel us*
LCB beh da smart kitteh…. she wud steals us!
I heared that.
Butt if wii is gold and silber…. yew wud, rite!?
*gets out jeweler’s loupe, appraises BDM*
24 karat, baby!
oh oh oh ai can has praisul, plzthx?
*appraises GP*
Wow, I never sawr THIS before: Negative karats!
* leekee eyes, wobbly lip *
I thot u was gonna get that looked at. Does I has to put u in ur carrier and takes u to Dr. TinyCat myself?
* narrows eyes *
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nawt sekkund: is NAWT a “carrier”, is box ai lieks tu plai in sum thymes wen ai is teh bored ob Mick
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nawt ferd: Dr TinyCat towld meh nebber tu go bakk affer teh ‘incident’, member?
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nawt forf: ai is teh cowld, plz tu gib me blankie.
Hey LCB! Happee Newt Yeer to you! I heerd tehre wuz a troll arownd taht needed a debriefing. Can you tells me the pic(s) soes I can luk?
*throws king-sized bedkwilt over GP*
*puts wrinklol creem in microwave to warm up before applying*
* muffled screams *
* wrigglol wrigglol *
* gibes up *
* muffled snoring *
O hai, Maus! Merry New Year to u too.
Teh teearroellell was on teh Hurry, Git Up pic on 12/27. Her name be juliet something. Go git her.
I looked. She’s just a run-of-the-mill troll. So… I’ll run her through the mill and make some troll burger. Suitable for cooking up and throwing away…
She caused some consternation amongst teh cheezpeeps is all. BDM puts up a valient fite, so it was worth making a token effort.
*tries to put token troll in vending machine*
Well… you knows wehre teh cart is, iffn you needs to use it…
*sneekz up on snoring pinney gig
*adn tikklolz him wif a fevver on himz noze.
* stirs, snorts, snorgles, sleeps *
Yes, Maus, but no one can de a brief like u can.
*Blushes*
Gee, fanks LCB. I tries…
Speekin of that, it luks liek tehres a piggy heer taht needs a de-blanketing…
Go for it!
BTW, Maus, did u, um, see teh song I rited for GP at teh Boxing Day party? I learneded how to play teh harpyschord and everything.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/26/funny-pictures-online-hacker-protection-program-now-available-through-lolcatz/#comment-542032
LOL. That grate! I has a jealous. Well, actually, not. I has the much supfrior Debriefing Song that you wroted.
That’s one of my faves, also.
Awww! Fangs!
Happee noo yeer zauberflolute an ebberybuddy!
Dun get the kitteh hairz on your dress bleus, tho’….
Tehre izza portant meeteeng
So Navymenz don b layte,
Soot up in yur dress blooz
Don maek teh Admurl wayt!
On teh way he met Kitteh
Drest in strypey furrs
Kitteh askt “Do yoo hav noms
to share wiffa fello offisur?”
“Ov corse I do,” sed Navyman
an offurd Kitteh teh spune.
Teh Admurl drumd fingurs on teh desk
an glaerd aroun teh room.
One Navyman wuz runnin layt
Teh meeteeng won’t start wiffowt him!
Teh Admurl choze him for himz promptniss
Naow Admurl began 2 dowt him.
When Strypey had teh spune cleen
He purrd an turnd 2 part
He rubbed on Navyman’s pant legg
To sai “Thanx frum awl mai hart.”
Teh Admurl lukt owt teh windo
An began 2 pase teh ruum
Wood tihs meeteeng evar take plase?
Admurl began 2 fyoom.
“Wait, Stray Strypey!” sed Navyman
“Juss ware are yoo goin?
I hava portint meeteeng,
An look slike yoo need a furever hoem.”
“Prrrrrrt?” askt Offasur Strypey
An he stood at rapt attenshun
A hopeful luuk caem crost himz fase
When a Furever Hoem wuz menshund.
Navyman scoopt Strypey
Into himz sayf embrase
Took Kitteh to hizza partmint
An let Strypey sniff bowt teh playce.
Imajin Strypey’s happitail
Wen he fouwnd a gushifud boal
He diddun mynd havvin 2 shaer it
Wif nuther kitteh naymd Admurl!
clapity clapity!!! FTW!! Gude story , Jennifuurrr!
yes grate storee!
well done Jenifurr
Oh, Jenniffuurr!!! Dat b so awsum!!
u b a wundermuz stroree-telling-poem maker!!
*faintz in admirashunz*
Ai no commentz too ofen, but ai haz to gib gud wordz fur such a faboolus poam. It gibbed me the fuzzies adn hoomongous smylez.
Congratz Jenniffuur. Dis b a bery gud stori. My hubcat sabed a kitteh in Okinawa mene yearz ago. Hur wuz a teeny fing wif bery loud purrrz. Adn her libed wif anuver kitteh we had adopted der 2. Brought bof uv dem back to US and dey libed happitail evur aftur.
Dis a berry gud storee, aifinkso!! I lubs happee ebur aftur!!
Jennifuurrr! I haz amayzment fur yur skillz!! Wow~dis is fantastik!!!
Bestest fing I’z seen awl year, dis story-pome. Mades me cry an laff!. Fank yu!
Mmmm, yummeh.
O luk, kitteh can haz noms, 2.
An teh hoomin is nais too.
Dis nawt luk liek Soveeyet Rusha, but nuntehlez, troopz suppoart u!
If u give a kitteh sum ice cream, heez gonna want sum…
Appul pie fillin
Baylies Irish creem
Chocklit sawce…
Danish pastrees
Extraa whippy creem
Goooey toffee pooding…
lolz! mai non alfabetty skillz let meh show yuo dem!
Hai BDM!! *whispers* no iz nawt gnu jes i dun get teh chance tew commint much cuz when iz at cheeezlan iz awlso at teh pleh wurks! i comes heer offen in teh dai tho tew check teh lols owt n gib maiself teh happytail wen teh pleh boss bee in stinky moods
Ohai! Yesh, dis beh da plais tew kum when yew needs da happitayl! Pleh bosses are pleh! Hoeps yew has a happi Gnu year!!
AWWW HAPPITY NOO YEER TO EBERYBUDDY! *SHMOO*
Ai hasta go nao teh boss bee lattin us ecscype earlee frum teh pleh wurks so ebberybuddy has fun at noo yeers!!!!
Delishus gushifuds
Extra eggsalad ice creams
Formerlee fevvered fuds
Gushifuds (ob coarse!)
Happitayl snorgles
Ice creams
J…
Just a littl mor
Kwik feed meh
Look, is mor fud
Mmmmmmm
Nom nom nom
O…
an about teh pikshur, AAAAaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!
Omnomnom
Purrrfect treats
Qwik–feeds meh!
Reelee nummee fuds
S…
Strawbureez, pprefurublee fresh
Taystee tawfee bitzez
Upsaid-daon kayk
Vaitaiminz (Dat maykz it helfee, rite?)
W…..
Waste nawt want nawt
X-treemly hungree
Yum!
Zzzzzzzz
Actually “A Midshipman and …” as this is a shot of the city dock area of Annapolis, just outside the Naval Academy’s gates.
Yup. I looked at the picture and thought “Holy crap, I know exactly where that is!”
Me, too! I got so excited!
Yes! It’s weird how very recognizable it is, even without the Middie.
Hoepfulee, Gentulman Midshipman reeyulaiziz dat iz sumtaimz nesuseree tu taek a litul powetik laisins wen kreeyatin a lol.
right in front of Storm Brothers Ice Cream! & 3 miles from my house!
http://www.stormbros.com
nomnom! storum bruddrz iz so gud!
Wow, maybe we should have a ICHC support group. We could meet up at 49W and try to order in lolspeak.
Yes. This. Even better, show up at my store, and I will speak *back* in LoL
OMCC, a military man in dress uniform, kynd tew kitteh! Enuf tew melt da hart!
oh i kno. i just luv dis pic!
Wish I could find out who the Officer is in this picture!!!!
Dis navy guy, he gives ice cream to kittehs.
**beeg white floofy kitteh comes bowndin in room**
Gud morning, Cheezlfrenz!
G’Day, Minion.
**kisses EM**
Ohai! I has missed u!
PDA! People might be watching!
….and laffing !
I nawt cares! **SCHMOO**
2008 is almoast over an I has teh HAPPEE!!!
My hedake is gone, I gots to tawlk to a gud fren yesterday (wii is bofe teh chatterbockses an wii maek eech udder laff), an I am reddy foar 2009!
Gud for you !!!
Ai haz a happee dat life iz lukkin bedder fur u !
Dats gud.
Do u has cheezburger?
Rite nao I has teh chikkin sammich.
Peeple jus be jelus.
**floofy gray Nikita bownds up to rhsb**
Gud mornin to u,2 !!
**snorgles Nikita**
I has missed u, floofy wun!
How are your sisters? Iz Cristy still teh grumpee?
She nawt be as grumpee latelee….she has gotten manee snorgles from Momma and iz content.
Gud moarnin, rhsb! *hedbonk*
Frenz, I has gotten hooked awn dis song. Iz teh purty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDFxy7Fvt2M
Fanks, rhsb! Iz gud! An fir teh xtra added bownus, Viggo Mortensen inna bideo!
Dat’s teh awesum. Adn hao much does ai lub dos mobies!!11!!
**hold CHRG titelee to hed** O teh kyoot!
An teh kitteh is nyce tew!
* add extra duck tape to areas of strain*
yesh dey is boff handsum debils
Ai iz thinkin teh officer be offerin teh kitteh sum iyce creem,and kitteh be sniffin & sayin”Hey…dis issint chokklit !!!”
Ohai eeckthecat! Ai iz thinkin dere iz bery fyew fings ai wud complayne abowt dat officer offerin! **trots awf to NB** **Returns frum NB**
Ai don finkso we hab met, ohai and happee gnu yeer eeckthecat!
Sayme to you!
Duz yer nayme hav anyfing to do wif rum ????
Y, yesh! An awlsew tahkeela an margarootas and Jimmee Buffitt! An ai belowngs tew dah Parrothead Club, witch iz a com myew nitty serbice grup.
But dat rum is teh gud! Ai gottid a boddlol fur KrissMus, madder ov fact!
Wear duz ur name come frum, are yew skeered of kittehs?
Fanks princessmu! **turns awn fan** Bery handsum n-deed. **tries to redirect ahtinshun** Ohai princcesmu! Yew iz reddy fur happee gnu yeer?
ai am. cannt wai fur al teh hapee partees. an happee gnu yeer to u, parrothead. and tu all uf yoo out dearr! hav a happee gnu yeer!
Ohai dynamite11! Happee gnu yeer tew yew! Yew are gowing to minnee partees? **rememburs wen she uzta go tew partees awn gnu yeers-sigh**
yesh PH i is ready fur 2009 alsew. dont feel too left out, i will stay hoem tonight tew. saefr that way!
Ai iz moar den reddy fur 2009, 2008 wuz teh pleh.
Iz saefr tew stay hoem, yesh yesh! Butt ai will rayz teh glass uv chear an toest awl mai frenz an famblee an goggie an welkum dah gnu yeer in az ai show 2008 teh doar [den ai slamz teh door awn 2008's tayle]! Chearz tew yew, princessmu!
o yez. wel we iz haffing cheezfrends ovr. but ai iz sik. grate wai to brin in teh gnu yeer, rite??
Yup- ai tayks wun of each plzthnx!
OHai luvscatsva! Happee gnu yeer! Yew are gittin big winds blowin and blowin?
CCCUUUUUUTTTTTEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
wat iz teh kitteh haffing fur lunch?
Appul sawse
Berri pie
Coldd peeza
Ded mices
E…
egyptain camel pastries
fresh berries
gushie foods!
H…
awww,kittehz get noms
Drill Sargent Fluffy sez “U calls this a cleen spoon, maggot? Drop and give me elebenty cheezburgers.”
LOL!!!1!
I has a happeh, I finally fixded my gnu wireless network at home
wuz on deh phone wid tekspport fur 1.30 hour
but now deh problumz is fixed
Yay!
yay! *gibes 2_K a cup a tea and a eggsald sandwich to silly brate.*
oh fanks princess mu I wuz getting hungreh
Whut a cutie!
In collidge mah not second bf wuz in deh Navy ROTC
himz luked hansum in himz uniform!
weakness fur menz in uniform I has it!
Me too, 2_k!
the bf or deh menz in uniform
or boff?
Dats why ai married mai Marine! Onle wun in da fambily. Dadcat wuz inna Navy, 2 unclols inna Air Force, alla rest wuz in Army.
Is he single?
A Midshipman and a Gentleman
Is that teh Napolis? I thot it looked framiliar.
*makes note to self to go to Napolis moar often to enjoy teh… scenery*
yes the scenery is indeed very good dere
an so is deh food
wid manee all Uz can eat crab plaises
I work p/t at the mall…they got lots of…scenery in there too…In fact, it’s almost time for the uh, summer scenery…oh I luv the white uniforms, I mean scenery…
Ai wud shairs meh icee cr with hem toos, adn teh soldier knot baid effer
gotz ta lub da cutie wit teh kitteh…ahn *head tilt*
Icanhazhandsomeoffecr? (N, yeas, kitteh comz two!)
**swoons ober man in yooniform, bein kind to kitteh**
WANT!!!!
I can has?
Awww. That’s a very kind soldier. He couldn’t resist the kitten. Who could? *Sniffle*
Is not ossifer – is CHIEF. Live in Goat Locker. Is worshiped by lower enlisted and feared by incompetent ossifers – and listened to and used by the competent ones.
Is much better than ossifer.
And is definitely not a soldier.
is not just CHIEF, is coastie chief.
Is not chief, is midshipman at naval academy.
Strange lak o’ styps fo chief I tinks. im gessin middy
I agrees Teh cheifs runs teh Navys. I lovs beins teh cheifs
hmmm dis looks like downtown annapolis
Is a midi from USNA. And is feeding higher species in front of Storm Bros. Ice Cream Factory in Annapolis.
of course! Storm Bros. Ice Cream nao ritely famus. Very good ice cream, n kittehs like it too. Seems lots of annapolitans read lolcats!
This iz kleerly in Annapolis, but ware?!?! Near City Dock? If u knowz, plees tell us! Our town iz can be famus!
Awesome!
hai all. Happy gnu years to evey buddy!
I can has this picshure as my wallpaper? How to do that thing? I r not gud with the techie things…
uzin yer maus, right click onna picshure. You shud see sumfink dat says
Set as Desktop Backgrownd
Select it, and it shud becum yer wallpaper.
Tks u, BuddyDutzmorew Mom, I has do that and, o boyz! It has wurked!! O boyz! I haz BIG happy now! Thks u sooo muches!! Smooches to us and uses fambly!
Dats sooo cute!
Deys replazed da ol blak sidzwalkz kitteh in da SanDiegoes? Nize salor mans!
Oh, right in front of the most awesome ice cream shop in downtown Annapolis (MD), just a few blocks from the Naval Academy. Most EXCELLENT milkshakes!
What a man <3
Aww kitty wonder if he (da police officer) ate from that spoon
DUDE. I saw this and though “I know exactly where that is!” I read the comments and was right. I FREAKING WIN. Yes.
HAI! Dats kitteh iz in annapowlitz, marylanz!
Wich 1 wich?
He’s a plebe, even the cat outranks him
So true…
hey that’s annapolis!
isit weerd that i recognize naptown from that little bit ofpicture?
You are not the only one. This pic made my night.
I miss Naptown!
That is so SWEET!
Ok…I am not losing my mind…that is downtown Annapolis! ^__^ I thought I was just homesick…lol.
Soooooooooooooo not an officer. That’s a chief *points to the anchors on teh collar*