HAPPY NEW YEAR!
HAPPY NEW YEAR! REMEMBERS: No drinkin n drivin–comes home safe to your kittehs n goggies n those other hoomins u keep in deh house
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HAPI NOO YEER TEW AWL TEH CHEEZFRENZ!!!
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ai r sry, dint meen tew yell… ai am jest tew egg sited tew sillybrate wif mai cheezfrenz!
Hmmmm. Ok. Wi will be letting yu off dis thyme. But ownli iffen yu say what drinkses and danses yu wants foar being nawt sekkond.
ai iz layte to diz naow, mebbe jus a little jig an mimosa?
NONONO!!!
U YELLZ!!!!! HAPPEE NOO YEER!!!!!
PLZ to bees bettur dan teh lastest!
Priddy plz?
Wif a cherry awn tawp!
adn lawtz ob shuggar…
adn coconut springles…
oyezplz, much beddur!
OHai ebreewun!!
Ai’m just dropping bai to say
HAPPEE NOO YEEER
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Heer in Meesheegun, wehre teh sno iz jentlee fawling, we will scooch ober into teh noo yeer in just about 20 minnits.
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So ai wanted to com heer an bee wif yoo fur a bit – an to say hao much yur frenship haz ment to mee. Such amazing an wunnderful an kind an loving an nice an sweet an frenlee an funnee peepl – such a groop probalee iz nawt to bee found in wun plaice ene where else awn teh fayce ov teh urth.
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An ai ar so happee an prowd to cawl yoo mai frenz! *sniff* Leekee aies just thinking ov teh wunder ov it awl!!
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{{{{{{{{Ebreewun in Cheezland}}}}}}}}}}}
oh J-pak……..it wuz a plezzur tew be yer fren dis year. ai noes wuzznt best year fur yew but we is always here fur yew!! schmooooooo
Fangs a lot, jamamakitty!! Schmooooooo – an a whooo hoooo!!!
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Just tweve moar minnits nao!! See yoo awn teh odder side!!!
Oh! teh ironee!!
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O wells!! Ai just dint meen to bee kwite so loud!! That iz mai “outdoor” voyce!!
duz yew member wen ai maded the whole fred italic???
Oh yes!!! Taht wuz SOOOO funny!! O mai – we hav had sum reelee fun tiams!! Ai wudn’t hav mist it foar enething!!!
YIkes!! That just went ober 200!! Can yoo see mee nao????
Ai can seeing yoo Janet! Happeh Happeh New Yeer to yoo! Schmooo!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
W0000000000t! Hoep ebreewun gets wut der hart desires.
{{{{{{{{{cheezpeepz}}}}}}}}}}}
Oh!!
Heer ai am!! In teh noo yeer! But feline hardlee ene different!
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An ai am hoeping wif ebree fybur ov mai being taht ai mite get mai harts desire!!
Butt – mai immediate hart’s desire – just a liddl wun – iz to go bed!!
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So ai will say gud nite!
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An ai, too, wish taht ebreewun will get at leest wun hart’s desire in this brand noo yeer!!
nite nite, sweetie!! haz nice dreems an soft thots!! schmooos!!
Happeh happeh New Yeer to yoo too 4point5kittehs!!
Schommooooooo!!
An – heer ai go – ai think!!!
Whooosh – into teh Noo Yeer!!!
ohai, janetcanhazfoarkittehs. (ai wihsh ai coudl hab eben jus wun kitteh.) yoou ahr uh wunerful cheezfren! ai knoe dat 2009 wilbee reelaly gudd foar yeu. so, happetailz nuyear!!!
ohai jch4k! yoo ahr soah swete! qi wihsh yeu a wundrfull 2009, adn mennee happytaylz cheezburgrz!!!
happy NU YEAR TO ALL OF YALL…. IKEIS@MSN.COM
ohai jk2k. nao wurriez, az aour ozdaunundrkittehz saiy. Happehtaylz iz a gud messij naomattirwaht. happee noo yeer tooo yu, cheesfren!
Ebbreewun haz a saef, happitayl, helfee Gnu Yeer!
Hugz nd schmooz tu awl mai frenz heer. Hopez we awl can has a berree gud nyewyeeer.
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Parrot head furgowt da tu bring da kumfedeez so ai du it.
Awlredy saw da frywurkz in Maw’s cow so nawt has tu stai up tu lait. us owld peepulz , yu noze.
Snorguls n gud wishes tu awl mai Cheezfrenz! Fanks tu Cheez n Tofu fur hosting dis fun plays n awl teh laffs we had dis yeer. Luking forwerd tu manee moar laffs in teh gnu yeer. Happee n helfee 2009!!!!
yesh – wut Manfred Mom sayd!!
yu tuu, nightshayde! an ai wich yu an awl cheezpeeps an kittehs an odder aminals a grate 2009! Hoep yur yeer wil be fulla snorgles, gushifuds, lubs, naps, fyermens, gud helf, an awl odder fings dat brings yu peece an happyniss.
{{{{{moe}}}}} Sayme & moar to yew & yerz!
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Well, Cheezpeeps — itz tiem fur meh to go hoam … FINALLY. Ebbreewun enjoy demselves tonite — haz fun & be saef!!!
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{{{{{Cheez & Tofu}}}}}
{{{{{Cheezpeeps}}}}}
Be da saef anna rodes, NS! *schmoo*
Happi Gnu Eers!
happi mew yurs!!
Verreh gud advies for nue yeer’s eav! Heer’z hoapin’ evreboddie gets hoam saifly. <3
Ai diddunt go owt! At leest yu carnt fawl off teh flor – but nao it’s tym to crawl orf to beddybyes. Nitey nite, wun an awl, an a Happi Gnu Eers to eechanevery wun ob yu – mai 2009 see awl yur dreems com tru. Ekspet teh wun abowt teh man-eeting soks, cus taht’s juss weerd!
Oh, ambercat, that needed a spew warning! jalapeno Cheetos and Pepsi up mah noes… OWIE!
Hay! Hoo tolded you abowt dat wun?
Okay, how abot teh sok-eetin man dreem? Dat wun weerd too?
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rhsb, who kannwt tayle abowt dreems hur has been habbin latelee awn a G-ratyd thred!
I’m alreddy home, so no problums.
I gets to sillybrate wif my Cheezfrenz!
Happy Noo Yeer!
Ai home tu rhsb..saffest pwace tu be tunite!! Ai sillybrate wit hubby an gurl…she like a dwink nao an den….wii like da mild stuff..Haha. Happi Nu Yeer!
Ohai CCR, yew an Rhsb are partyin now?
I gots rufflee 3 1/2 howers befoar midnite heer, but I been sillybratin awl day.
2009 Iz awlmoast ober! WOOOO–HOOOO!!!!!
Nawt yet but am habin snackees..ai fie dwinks affer 11 pm..cst.
Happy, healthy, and blessed New Year to all my friends here.
Fanx Phillipe d’Beaker..An Ai hope yu hab a happee nu yeer tu
Same to you Fleep!!!
BTW, is it true that you bot the pole-dance instructional bideo taht GP wuz selling on EBay???
I lol’d!
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!
Happy noo yeer fur all of u dewds!
HAPPEEE TAYLE GNU EERZ EBERY WUN!!!!!
Haz teh Shampers Tu sillybrate but nawt if U dribing.
Anom!
**glugs shampers**
Ooooh, teh bubblols……..ooh…….dotz……..
heer rhsb, hab sum choklit tew help sop up teh bobblols….
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ooo moar dots…
Fanks, jk2kitteh!
nom nom nom nom
Egg-sellent!
chayrs tew awl teh cheezpeeps!
I’m alreddy sittin, thanks.
*snerk*
Da bestest ob gnu years tew ebreebudee!
I am drinkin mah asth awf!!!
But I nawt drivin no wheres!
Anne bodee wanna does a shawt wif me?
F teh sisse drinkz tonitie!
We goin HARD CORE!!!!
One tekila too telikla free telika FLOOR!!!!
WOOT!!! WOOT!!!!!
I nawt a drunk as u fink I are……. yet….
Ai planz to be drinkin teh martoonies (choklit, vanillol, lemming, applol) dis eebning … prollee jus wun uv eech… an ai will be athoam so no drivin.
ai lubs tekila! aiz will does shots wib you, but ai nawt counts 2 floor… b-cuz aftur da fird eet starts taestin reeleh niec… can weez puts da floor-count furder be-hine? or jes nawt cownt adn insted sings? aiz ulwis singing da beddur wen ai hedid tekila… or mebbeh ai jes fink so, but hu cares on da berry furfest frum da last of da yeer?
Oh yesh
K’ 21, 22,23 floor!
I jus keedin tho….
I can has werk tomorree.
but nawt ’till belebntee firty.
I has Lambee chawps, bakded tatur,
salit, Korms on teh cawb.
An….. cuz I has pinchee nurve
VICODIN! YAAAAAY.
So akshulee plz to nawt drinks to moishe,
I do wanna SEE teh noo yeer.
Plz donut drinkin wen yer taykin teh Vicodin. Dey spozedlee putz stuff in teh Vicodin to maek you pyook iffin yew drinks alkoholol.
ai secunds dat. we do wans to habs u round heer a beeeeeeerrrrryyyyyy lawng (adn eben lawnger) tiem!
but u noes… virtual t-killa is nawt innerferin wib wicodin… u noe eben gits drunk… u jes habs 2 cloes ur iz adn imagin… sittin sumwhere onna mexican beech. lawts ob kyoot fyrmens (adn fyrwiminz fur da boyz) awl aroun… bwinging da t-killaz… da waevs splashin on da beech, da sun is shinin, a sawft win is whisalin ur most belurvdist sawng… *sighs*
ai hoep ur wurk will nawt bees 2 stressy… iffn eet is… jes imagin da beech
“lissen………..if yew holds yer mous up tew yer eeer yew can heer teh oshun!!!*
ai trai dat owld shel gaim nd heerz “mee-yeh!” sumbuddee wantz hur dindin.
LOL
Fankoo nightshayde an teh siobhan foar ur concerndness an simiampathee.
Nonononononono. I do nawt condone teh drinkin an teh pills. But i navar did upchukee evar. An…I nebar drink an teak teh pill…
I jus tryin to bees a rawk starrr for jus one nite……..
WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!
Ai duz teh Uconn Jacks wif U. Nawt can haz tekillya sins ai maeded teh HP mad.
OMG!!!! UCONNN!!!!
Mah Hubz LUUUURVE TEH UCONN!
Himz drinks teh sneakbite.
UConn an limee joose.
Dat stuff is full of teh 100 pwoof!
Meak me stoopy. For realzz. Leik DURRRRRRRR
De DURRRR!
Araown here teh snaekbyte iz 1/2 shot tekillya adn otter half is tobasco saus.
**suddenly feels pain in teh stomach**
Plz to be keepin teh tobasco.
Breaks owt the oyster shots. Pass teh tobasco plzthnx.
Oysturs gets shots??? Hao yu noes ifn teh niddls goes in der butts??
Um…. yew kin haz awl uv dat. DO NAWT WANT. *shudder*
adn 1ce moar… happy gnu yeer
http://www.de.youtube.com/watch?v=acxnmaVTlZA
hmm… twy dis…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acxnmaVTlZA
hoep eet wurks wib awl da cheezwhirld
Congrats, Booksncats! Happy New Year!
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Furst a fyre,nao dis ???????
U be teh talented,for shur !!!!!
**eers perk up**
Fyre? Wen? Ware?
An moast importantlee, WARE IZ TEH FYREMENZ?
Awn last lol. Fyremanz nawt shoo up agin. mus be teh texas fyremanz agin.
**has teh powty fayse**
I wish dems wud stawp an axk foar direckshuns onse in a whiel!
Deer Fyremens:
Hed Norf East! Stop wen u gets to Frankfort, KY an cawl me. I meet u dere!
…den continue norf to Meeshigun.We will rondayvoo at Greektown Casino at
O-100 hours!
Iz teh TTI fyremanz dis tyme. NC66 maeded teh fyre tu warm up anni. Dey mus be lukking fur a boat tu get across teh ocean.
Hey Fyremanz. NAWT TU get awn teh TITANIC….Leo woan’t let U off.
Yah, no matter wut him tayles u, DO LET GO!!!!!
Howeber, fyrewimmins shud goe norfwest adn bizit origami-on.
Plasticat showed up inna fyrmans hat lass nite…
Fanks, but himz a liddlol yung foar me, aifinkso.
hmmm….
*rummajez thru stuffz*
*fiendz aowld fyermanz hat, adn putz it awn*
Dere..
jest imajine taht yew are 13 agin, rhsb!
Oh garsh, DAT far bak?
I gots HABBITS older than dat!
srsly?
Pssst, DK… iffn rhsb duzzint, ai dew.
afturr awl…demz menz…nawt manne menz wudd akchuallee stawp tew assk direktshuns….
Aiz rite heer!
Teh fyre is on teh otter lol. (teh 1 rite b4 dis wun)
Is nawt nies tu puts fyre on teh otters – is krool. Ternz teh otters intu krispee kritturs, adn dey nawt happee enneemoars.
oooh dats purdy!!! (tew bad we cant haz kulur!!)
OOOOH nativeca66…dat iz soe bootiful…Ai wish ai cud save et.. Hai ai iz fwrend uf JK an KK4. Hope wii bw fwrends tu
N-E fwend ob JK and KK4 iz uh fwend uh mine.
Fwend request waiting awn yer profile.
Fanx yu soe much..
Hab a happee nu yeer an a gud one tu…
jamamakitty haz a happi an runs round in happy circles cuz mai frens is frens!! LOL
Byootimus! Mai addmearayshun, let me show u it!
Ai ree ah lyze dis iz ‘cheezee’ but aifinkso ai wuz late wif teh commint last pikshur, an ai wantz awl cheezpeeps tew nose, sew ai am cowpeenpastee dis messij: (awlsew ai am lazee)
**Parrothead flies ober cheezland drawpin cunfeddi an gliddur** Happee gnu yeer mai frenz!! Ai still haz a few our-iz un till teh gnu yeer, but nawt nose if ai will be on heer! Sew wantid tew say happee happee tew ebereewun jist in cayce. Ai haz habbed minnee happee our-iz in cheezleand in 2008, butt dat iz teh own-lee gud fing ai kin say about 2008! Ai will be up at teh midnyte tew welkum in dah new yeer and show 2008 owt teh door! An slam teh door on 2008’s tayle!!
Ai hopez fur eberreewun in cheezland a happee 2009 and gud for-chun and gud luck and gud ebereefing! Fanks fur habbin me heer. Iffen ai madez ennee bodee upset or mad or udderiwze unhappee, ai apolijyze, and iffen ai made enneebodee laff or git happee, ai hope ai kin dew it agin! Ai lubs yew cheezpeeps, ai haz a berry ruff yeer and cheezland halped me git frew it! Fank yew fank yew fank yew!
**finks shud ai sabe dis fur twelb oclawk?*** **finks wuteber, gud wishez shud nawt hab a tyme**
Ai haz a deja vu aifinkso.
ohai West River rat! Sawree bowt dat, lyke ai sayz, ai is teh layzee. An pawsubly had tew minnee choklit martooniz! Hab yew eber tryed dah DARK choklit crem dah koko? Iz dah win!
awl ober agin!!
awwweeez u cin copy adn paest dis as oftin as u lieks ai wud fink
mai ur 2009 beez da glor-e-uz!
Fanks,parrothead !
Teh confeddi & glidder is beeyootiful.
Fangsyew fur da nis wishes, PH. Wishin yew da saem.
Yeah, I feel the same way about 2008, Parrothead. ‘Twas a crappy year all around for me, too – and this place also gave me a much-needed lift to my spirits and a good humour injection. I was on the verge of totally losing my sense of humour, which would have meant professional suicide. You have my sympathies, and I hope the new year ushers in a shiny new hope for you, whatever your tribulations might be. Be safe tonight, however you may choose to celebrate the end of this annus horribilus. (I hope my rotten Latin isn’t too far off.) Cheers and best wishes, Isengrim.
An by way..{{{{JK}}}…{{{rhsb}}}}} happee nu yeer!!!!
schmoooo to yew! wair is our buddy KK4……… hers nawt here tew plai wif us!!
Ai hopes her cumz owt an pways wit uz tunite..yeah!!!
ai hopes sew too! if nawt ai hopes hers habin sum fun!!! ai hazza kwiet!
Mah Buddy kitteh be wantin da attenshuns… back lader, mahbeh! *schmoos* tew da cheezpeeps!
purrzactlee, Parroteehed ! GMTa!
me tinks 2008 wuz PLEH, cept for da glorius fort ob november when da hope lite turned awn heer inna da U S and spred awl ober da whirld-
com on in 2009 !
20 moar daze, den we start awl ober !
best ob ebreefing for da whol yeer for awl da cheezypeeps, da bestest peeps inna da land !
who cn makes each uvver laff inna da worstest ob tymes, when the land and da harts are dark, we can cum heer an owr fwends b joekin n laffin, an owr sprits rise up!
an da widdle candles ob smyles an giglols lite up da whirld !
HAPPIEST OB NEW YRS EBER!
2008 wuz teh pleh mostly but thanks to teh cheezpeeps we got thru it. best wishes for happytail heartz all obber cheezland in 2009!
fanks fur ‘meminden me ob teh butt wiggol ob hope!!! it wuz trooolee the hilite ob 2008!!
Watchin Michael Phelps in teh Lolympix wuz full uv win an awsum, azwell.
wut else duz we haz tew be fankful for in 2008……………….
BARACK OBAMA!!!! I Is full of teh hopes!
I’m really a major bleedin haert liberal.
We see. It’s not all up to him.
Just like we can’t blame teh Bush for all the problems we have now.
But I tri to bees optim….opte..
HOPEFULL!!!
like yew sez, himz cannot dew it awl alone……… himz needs our helps an gud thots an nawt second guessin ebbry lil fing him duz!
ai haz gud hopes tew!
**rhsb happy danses thro Cheezland**
2008 iz leevin soon! Gud Riddins to yoo!
**drinks shampers an gets giddy**
Wheeeeeee!!!!!!!
ai agrees wif RHSB, pleh pleh pleh to 2008!!
Slippin’ away, sittin’ on a pillow
Waitin’ for night to fall
A girl and a dream, sittin’ on a pillow
This is the night to go to the celebrity ball
Satin and lace, isn’t it a pity
Didn’t find time to call
Ready or not, gonna make it to the city
This is the night to go to the celebrity ball
Dress up tonight, why be lonely?
You’ll stay at home and you’ll be alone
So why be lonely?
Sittin’ alone, sittin’ on a pillow
Waitin’ to climb the walls
Maybe tonight, depending how your dream goes
She’ll open her eyes when she goes to the celebrity ball
Dress up tonight, why be lonely?
You’ll stay at home and you’ll be alone
So why be lonely?
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music
Happee gnu yeer rhsb! Yew haz mayde mee laff an kry sew mush dis yeer! Ai hopes yur tew oh oh nyne is wundurmus an win!
Fank yew fer been a fren..
Fan yew fer been a fren…
Trab uhled down teh rowed an bak agin…
Eeerwurms fur ebereewun!
Aw fanks, Ph!
I nawt meen to makes u cry.
{{{parrothead}}}
If I was your girl believe me
I’d turn on the Rolling Stones
We could groove along and feel much better
Let me in
I could do it forever and ever, ever n’ ever
Give me an hour to kiss you
Walk through heaven’s door I’m sure
We don’t need no doctor to feel much better
Let me in
Forever and ever and ever and ever
I’ve been cheated been mistreated
When will I be loved
I’ve been pushed down I’ve been pushed round
When will I be loved
When I find my new man that I want for mine
He always breaks my heart in two it happens every time
I’ve been lied to I’ve been made blue
When will I be loved
[ guitar solo heer]
When I find my new man…
I’ve been cheated been mistreated
When will I be loved
When will I be loved when will I be loved
I’ve been cheated been mistreated
When will I be loved
I’ve been lied to I’ve been made blue
When will I be loved
Dats gud sawng, but nawt want sad stuffs tonite.
Iz tyme to PARTEE!
Dere ain’t nuffin bowt yoo
Dat nawt do sumfink foar me…
If you change your mind, I’m the first in line
Honey I’m still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you’ve got no place to go, if you’re feeling down
If you’re all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I’m still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain’t no lie
If you put me to the test, if you let me try
Take a chance on me
(that’s all I ask of you honey)
Take a chance on me
ABBA!!!!
**Grabs WRr an danses arown teh room wif him**
Wow, u iz teh lite awn ur feets! Hope I nawt skwishin urs too musch.
(dis be mai sawng…TNT wuz mai nick naem in ohai school)
See me ride out of that sunset
On your color TV screen
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
Women to the left of me
And women to the right
Ain’t got no gun, ain’t got no knife
Don’t you start no fight
Cause I’m T.N.T
I’m dynamite
T.N.T
And I’ll win the fight
T.N.T
I’m a power load
T.N.T
Watch me explode
OMCC!
Wun of teh probayshun officurs I usta werk wif niknamed me TNT too!
Srsly.
awwwwwwwwwwwwww
CLARIFICAYSHUN:
Wii wuz co-werkers! I wuz nawt (an hebber has been) awn probayshun and/or paroll.
U hadda probayshun officur?
Nawt reellee surprise me. :rolleyes:
Dis is reelee skeeree:
I wuz ritin my clarifikayshun befoar I saw dis post.
**heers Twilight Zone musick**
U shur we nawt cuzzins?
U nebber noes.
**finks of NB bisits wif WRr**
I HOAPS NAWT!!!!
Eeewwwww….
kissin cuzzins. Nawt teh blud cuzzins
Yah, I mebbe from KY an I may has sum red awn my nek, but I DRAW TEH LYNE at bein wif famlee in “dat” way.
Nastee……jes nastee…….
Mai relatibs frum Ky sez dat iz just teh folks frum West ginny duz dat kinda fing.
U gots relatibs in KY?
Rut-roh.
Great great auntz and nunclols. Probly lawts ub shirt tayle relatibs. Moastly frum west end ub KY cross teh ribber frum Illinois.
There’s a stormlamp on the table
Throwing shadows to the gable
And you swallow if your able
On a storyteller’s night
From the poorhouse chimes indifferent
Seven towers seven sisters
Every blackheart walks the distance
On a storyteller’s night
Every time I try to talk to you
I get tongue-tied
Turns out, everything I say to you
Comes out wrong and never comes out right
So I’ll say why don’t you and I get together an’ take on the world, be together forever
Heads we will and tails we’ll try again
So I say why don’t you and I hold each other, fly to the moon
and straight on to heaven
Cause without you they’re never gonna let me in
SHMOOOOZ to alla cheezepeepz & happitail gnu yeer 2009! Dis be a wunnerful plase to be. Mosta timez ai lurkz frum twerk 4 lunch strees reliefz, din ai wanders in erlie ebening. Alla peepz be gud folks just habin funz. Ai be safe at heome wif Kidd (only kitteh) listenin 2 da radidio. LUVZ TO ALL!
HAPI NOO YEER! I wood kiss yew awlz iff nowt for the fak dat my toastin glass is gonna be full ob Nikwill tonite. Yiippe. I hopez 2009 is a gud yeer for awl cheezpeeps, unliek megasukky 2008. I am beginnining to hayte Olympik yearz.
Ohai Hermione. Happitayl Gnu Yeer to yew — an ai hoepz yer feelin beddur bery soon!
hoap yoo feelz bettur suun! (oar att leest enuff bettur dat yoo nawt needz nikwill)
Happitail gnu yeer 2 all cheezpeeps… here be champers wif and wifout de alko… alco…all… boozy bit fur all!
And majikal bublols ob cors! Ifn I cud drawz them…
“God bless us, every one!”
Ur I’s nawt hurt as much tunight ai hopes
nope..nawt kwite….dey onlee hurtz iff in brite lites…adn ai’z warin sunglazzes to combatt dat….
ah, dangit….bee back in halff an hour…afturr mai piano practiss…
Haz ennywun seeinged Kafleen laetlee? Ai iz missin dat Dawn-Kee!
She posted on teh earlee lol tudai.
Ooooh fanks, WRr! Stoopy werk — keepin meh frum seein wutz rillee impoartant.
Okay, enny moar Cheezmenz brave enuf to dans wif a woman whos nawt legalee singlol yet?
Okai lets dans?
It’s late at night and we’re all alone
With just the music of the radio
No one’s comin’, no one’s gonna telephone
Just me and her and the lights down low
And we’re slow dancing, swaying to the music
Slow dancing, just me and my guy
Slow dancing, swaying to the music
No one else in the whole wide world
In the whole wide world…
OOOOO spooookkeeeee! Ai wuz singin dis wif mai eerwurm jus a ower bak!
Like a piece to the puzzle that falls into place
You could tell how we felt from the look on our faces
We were spinning in circles with the moon in our eyes
No room left to move in between you and I
We forgot where we were and we lost track of time
And we sang to the wind as we danced through the night
[Chorus]
A-yo-a-yo-a-yo-a
And the voices rang like the angels sing, singing
A-yo-a-yo-a-yo-a
And we danced on into the night [2x]
Better hang on if your tagging along
Cos we’ll be doing this till 6 in the morning
Nothing wrong with going all night long
Tough to put the brakes on doesn’t matter when you got to
Get up, go out
Me and all my friends
Drink up, fall down
We’ll do it all again
Just sitting around, hanging out this afternoon
Well
Let’s all go, down to Dumas Walker
Let’s all go, down to Dumas Walker
We’ll get a slaw, burger, fries and a bottle of ski
Bring it on out to my baby and me
Yeah we’re headed to the drive-in on a Saturday night
Just me and my baby and a six-pack of Lite
Got a pocketful of money and I’m rarin’ to go
Down to Dumas Walker right after the show
They’ll be shootin marbles in the back of the store
And laying money down on the floor
deependz…wut sorta dans arre yoo tawlkin abawt?
LOL! But Good Advice!!1!!
Ya kno, I hazza thinkin…
Since my oridijinul bideo got stolen, I cud do a noo wun.
Wunder if I shud has closed set oar liev audyense foar teh tapin…..
Closed set. if dey would stoled teh bideo wut wuld dey du wif Lucky?
Yew kud haz a caerfullee skreened liev audyense, aifinkso.
Yah, gud eyedea.
wut bideo?
Happitail Neu Yeer 2 all teh cheezpeeps evryware!!
Happee gnu yeer, catmom!
Dangit, I want a ciggy, but teh parentul yoonits iz hoam.
And they has companee.
**slite grumblolin**
Teh ciggees is teh hyoooooooj PLEH an dey nawt bees a luvvin ting tu du tu yursefl. Pls tu rmembur yur cheezfrends wants yu tu be livvin lawng LAWNG tiems.
*blush* Pls tu skyoos mi – LekchurTroll jus pozzest mi fur a minnit der. Is gon nao.
eef yoo nawt sed it, ai wuz gonna….mai burff dad yoosed bunchez ob dem…himz nawt in teh bestest shaep nao….adn ai has a horriblol coff frum teh second-hand smoek….
Kompleetlee ur rel uh vunt: But how ai feel abowt chanjin teh yeer:
(A Jimmee Buffit tune, ov coarse)
I bought a cheap watch from a crazy man
Floating down canal
It doesn’t use numbers or moving hands
It always just says now
Now you may be thinking that I was had
But this watch is never wrong
And If I have trouble the warranty said
Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On
And it rained, It was nothing really new
And it blew, we’ve seen all that before
And it poured, the Earth began to strain
Pontchartrain leaking through the door, tides at war
If a hurricane doesn’t leave you dead
It will make you strong
Don’t try to explain it just nod your head
Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On
[Guitar Solo]
And it rained, It was nothing really new
And it blew, seen all that before
And it poured, the Earth began to strain
Pontchartrain buried the 9th Ward to the 2nd floor
According to my watch the time is now
Past is dead and gone
Don’t try to shake it just nod your head
Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On
Don’t try to shake it just bow your head
Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On.
59 minnits left awn teh Eastern side of the US!
….an I gots nobodee to schmoo at midnite heer!
yoo gots yorsefl, an tahts teh most important!!
an yor cheezfrenz
shmooz to rhsb {{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Yoo too, lunarmommy!
**sendz teh schmoos fru teh interwebz tu rhsb*
{{{{RHSB}}}} XXX OOO XXX
**knees get week agin**
ai gots a hubbeh, but ai’d rather schmoo mai kittehs! hubbeh sleepin on teh cowch ne wai (az ushual)
No kittehs heer.
Only mahm an dad left nao. Companee gone hoam – FINALEE!
**kiks awf shoos an othur clothing items fly off**
*hedbonks and snorgles thru teh innertubes frum mai 2 kalikos tew rhsb*
U gots CALIOES?!?!
WANT!
yesh – mai avatar iz Unique, her iz 2 yeers old, and wen Stormy crost teh brij wii dopted anudder kaliko frum teh SPCA….kalikos are mai faborites
Mien too.
My Josie wuz mostlee white wif caliko tayle an spots on her hed an bak (u kin see hur by luukin at my pikshurs).
Peggy (on teh bak of teh cowch an in teh closit) wuz moar tradishunal caliko. Hur wus famlee kitteh.
Bofe has crossed teh bridj.
Unique iz liek yer Josie, but her kaliko spots are tiger-stripy, hur tayl iz ringtayl liek a raccoon. Noo kitteh Tira, hoo iz 7 months old, haz same stripey kaliko patches, but less wite…they luuk liek they culd be sisters…eggsept Tira haz liddle stumpee tayl and lonnnggg bunny legs, ai’m told she iz part Manx. ai hab a pic ufUnique on mai profyle, but mai stoopy pyuter izgibbing mii a hard tyme abowt loading otter pics, sew ai don’t hab ne more yet
awnlee 48 left!
20 minnits!
**runz arown teh room, shmoo-in awl teh guies, even plasticat an DK (who get cheek-kisses)**
HAPPEE NOO YEER to all my cheezfrenz!!
haz not been a reel bad yeer for me, but haz had teh wurriez abowt my boy away at kollij, an coming to termz wif teh limitashuns ob my helf condishun (awtoimmyoon-kronik-fateeg-liek disorder). bein able to com heer an laff an find unnerstadnin frends an gud advice ( liek wen my boy got a blak eye from himz roommate, or figyurin owt how to get shiro an kumo “happycat” to get along) haz been a very gud fing for me. but tehr iz alwayz hopes for gud fings to come.
an evreewun plz to be careful if yoo iz owt on teh roadz! dont drink an drive, an watch owt for dumdums hoo iz drinking an driving! i am home wif my speshul peeplez, wuld ravver stay home wif tehm tahn go owt wif strangers, i am glad to be safe an want all my cheezfrenz to be safe too.
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I nebber drink an drib. I skeered I will spill my drink.
Happy New Year to you too, Lunarmommy!
My 2008 has been horrible, and I’m ready for 2009 to begin!
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Happee gnu yeer! Mush lubs tew yew!!
Happy nooo year, Lunarmommy….
seems ebbrywun haz der own cross tew bare………. but iz gud tew hab a safe place tew cum an get support. ebbrywun is so gud bout lissnen tew otter peeps issues!
ai nots drink innymore fur helf reesuns….sew wai go out an watch teh dummies who act like ai used tew!! LOL.
I hopes yew haz a peasful ebbenin – an ai noes dat ai will feel gud in teh mornin! LOL agin
Yew gotz teh kittehs, rite? Kitteh schmoos are teh bestist! Ai gawt mai goggie, her gibs great schmoos!
I has popped in to wish all mah cheezfrenz a very Happy Gnu Year!
You make me laff and keep me sane
Fanks fur evryfing!
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Happee gnu yeer!
to you to ph
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Ohai, 2_k!
I’m glad wun of us heer is sane! I sertinlee nawt!
Pulls insane kitteh’s tayl and runs like crazeh
happitayl gnu yearz to uz
I hope U has a wunderful 09
Insayne
Insayne inna membrayne
There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it’s been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I’m one
My mother was a tailor
She sewed my new bluejeans
My father was a gamblin’ man
Down in New Orleans
Now the only thing a gambler needs
Is a suitcase and trunk
And the only time he’s satisfied
Is when he’s on a drunk
WRr – Has you herd of the Blind Boys of Alabama?
They do “Amazing Grace” to that tune. Strange at first, but it works.
*raiziz glass*
A toste:
May teh best ov last yeer be teh wurst ov next yeer! *Clink, Sipsip!*
May CC bless yoo wif luvs, happytails, helf, an prosperitee!
**rayzes glass**
ANOM!
** rayzes glass **
ANOM!!
*emptees glass and fills it wif shampers agin*
NE buddy Else?
**holds up emptee glass**
Refill, plz!
U wants teh Mumms oar teh Asti?
Yesh.
Anom! *drinx drinx drinx*
My Dearest Cheezfrenz:
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As y’all know, 2008 has been horrible for me. There were days I didn’t know if I would survive 2008, or even if I wanted to. There were days I cursed waking up and having to go through the pain of another day. There were moments I’d be driving, almost hoping something would happen, just so the pain would go away.
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Finding you people was the best thing that could have happened to me. The friendship and sense of community I found here was just what I needed. Y’all also made me laugh alot too.
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I am so grateful to everyone here for your support throughout this year. If you need my support, all ya gotta do is ask and you’ve got it.
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May CC pour His blessings on you in 2009!
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Lotsa Love!
your rhsb
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ai agwee wif yew. dis playce maiks mii laff wen ai need it (and ai gess ai needs it often), and teh sympafees frum ebery wun heer wen mai Stormy kitteh and mai Max horse crost teh bridj meent a LAWT tew mii..and teh Nite Watchman storee that Cweenmj rote for Max still maiks mii crai! Plasticat used tew maik fun uf mii cuz ai spent a lawt uf tyme heer – then he started reeding the commints and realyzed jest how much fun this playce iz, naow ai have tew fite him fur teh pyuter.
happi noo yeer tew awl teh cheezfrens – hope 2009 iz gud tew awl uf yew!!
*hugs and schmoos tew ebery wun*
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I have learned that I can’t read the Nite Watchman stories at work or while anyone else is at home. I cry too hard.
I say “Good Riddance” to 2008 and “Ya better be bettur than the LAST ONE” to 2009!
An mah munnies are awn rhsb skeerin 2009 intew bean beddur dan 2008!
*mufflols gigglol*
U fink I kin akomplish dat, BDM?
Yew beh da red headed step bastaj…. mah munnies beh awn yew!
**blushes**
Aw fanks, I finks.
Taint nuffin but a thing…
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Yeah, I HAD to do it!
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An yesh, dats meandeded tew beh a kompli mint.
Thanks, BDM.
I hope uu lum reeks alot this year.
hehehehe…. Fangs! Ai nawt be Skottich mush, moastlee Irelish… but ai presheates da sentiment. An yew, tew, rhsb!
*snickers*
Plz to see teh current bottom of this thred foar further explanayshuns.
“I hope your lum reeks alot this year” may become one of my catchphrases for 2009!
I not know Max horse or Stormy kitteh. I not eben know u but can I knows u and ebybuddy elses 2? I rayze glass of sumting nom to Max and Stormy; may u’s always can has cheezburgers and hugs schmooz nd room to run when u’s wants and rooms to roll when u’s wants and warm nites and snuggles when u wants. I r leaking..
Happy Gnu Ears Ebybuddy! Hugz nd schmooz tu ebybuddy! Hope to no u alls in gnu ear and hopes to can has lawts ob Cheezfrenz in gnu ear ‘coz I r nu and shi.
Welcome, POC!
Happy New Year!
Pull up a chair and join in the fun.
Thkx! Ido! Happy New Year, rhsb, to u nd ur kitteh frends! *POC curls up in comfy chair* Ahhh! *smile* *smile* I can has happy
ohai POC, welcum an happy tail noo year……ai iz on west coast sew ai haz a cuppla hours till noo years…….. wut part ob whirld duz yoo lib in?
I r in Ontario, Canada. wut part ob whirld duz u lib in, jamamamkitty?
ai iz in washington state…….. doze ob us wif bloo (hotlink) names yew can clik on an see our profyles… wen yew iz reddi sumwun can help yew set up yer profyle on wordpress.com (that’s where you has tew has yer profyle set up tew has teh avatar an bloo name boff)
Ohai, POC! Ai didnt reelize yew beh da gnu, oar ai wud hab sed welkums befoar nao.
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Welkums tew Cheezland! Dis be dah bestest plais wif da bestestestest ub peeps!
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Happi gnu year, an hopes yer kitteh heals qwikl33.
welcum and happee noo yeer POC! *clinks glasses wif POC* wii wuz awl noo wunce, no need tew be shi, ebery wun heer iz bery nyce! *pulls up chayr tew sit wif rhsb and POC. wii haz lawts uf fun heer, and iz gud playce tew come if yew haz a sad, or needs tew vent, or eben jest ask a qwestshun
I r soooo happy! *hugs uniquekitty, BuddyDitzmores Mom and jamamakitty* Is wunderful playce, this Cheezland! I’z has come here a lawt laytely coz I has been sad a lawt. My main kitteh, William, catch his tayl (his booful looong tayl! *sniff*) in the bafroom door and *sniff* the *gasp* vet can has cut off! a peece of it!!! WAHH!!! William nd I r big sad. Ahso, Kitty Daddy (my hubby) r in ER tonite wif asthma attack. So I can has big sad tonite.
But BuddyDitzmores Mom halp me beet the screery techie thing and I can has a Cheezburger picsure on my desktop mak me smile *smile* *smile*. Uz kittechs so gud to me. *smile* *smile*
William sit in my lap to meow “Happy New Ear, u crazee homin!”
Ai ar glad tew help gib yew a happi when sew mush nawt goin rite fer yew just nao. Butt da gnu year beh hear sewn, and eet will beh beddur, aifinxo!
Much better! What wishes u for gnu ear? Can u say or is nawt gud to say?
Nawt shur eets gud tew say, butt ai duded maeks mah wishes fur 2009. “) Here’s hoping its da best year wii hab had sew far!
In many wayz, 2008 sukd lotz. I hope 2009 is sooo much better 4 evry1. I doan no how I got tru da yuky dayz b4 ICHC. The important ting is, we all haz ICHC nao.
Hugs and good wishes to all the Cheezfrenz and kittehs and udder krechurs in da wurld!!!
Lawts Cheezburgers for ebybuddy! ICHC rooles!
I’ve got to keep control.
I remember doing the Time Warp.
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me.
And the void would be calling.
Let’s do the Time Warp again.
Let’s do the Time Warp again.
It’s just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
With your hand on your hips.
You bring your knees in tight.
But it’s the pelvic thrust.
They really drive you insane.
Let’s do the Time Warp again.
Let’s do the Time Warp again.
Twennee-wun minnits tu go heer, an den ai will shmoo eech ob mai furbehbehs.
2008 wuz a weerd ol yeer, butt (yu noes teh drill bai nao) moastlee awl teh yeers ar liek dat. Ai had sum beri gud fings an sum beri nawt-gud fings. Teh wurstist fing is mai mush-lubbed frend neks doar, hoo is sebentee-tu, bees inna hopspittul riet nao, kos hur hart attakd hur las nite. Ai nawt noes hao she is beein, kos ob cors her famblee ar beein wif hur riet nao. Dey will let mi noes wen dey kan, ai noes dey jus needs tu stae wif hur awl dat dey kan. Ai jus hasin a wurreed, nawt noein. Is hard sumtiems, lubbin frends liek dey ar famblee, but nawt hasin teh reel riet tu be inkloodid at tiems liek dis. Enneewae…..
Ai beriberi happee dat ai fowndid dis Plaes Ob Lubs An LOLs An Frendsheeps. Tankyew awl, fur awl teh laffs an gigglols an eben teh kayshunul teers. Ai hoep ai’v gibbon yu sum laffs, tu.
Happee Gnu Eer!!!
Nicewitch – I LUBS ur snowkitteh!
HAPPEE GNU YEER!!!!!!
Yoo too, Plasticat!
The East is in 2009!
Come on and join us, folks!
Wut duz dat Gnu Yeer luk like, Plasticat and rhsb? Iz it lukkin liek a gud wun?
Adn chee-ears frum dose ub us still in 2008!
I wuz owtside wen 2009 came.
I luuked at teh stars (clear and cold nite) and heard fireworks off in the distance.
I breathed a big sigh of relief and said “Welcome 2009″.
Then, mom poked her head out the door, complained about it being cold, said something about her crazy daughter, so I came back in.
lol…teh yeer iz noo, butt sum tinkz nawt gonna chaynje annetiem soon…
Woohoo, rhsb! Ai nawt fink yu ar a kwazy dotter fur welkumming a brand gnu yeer adn a brand gnu start fur yu. It sownds liek a byootimus moement.
luukin a lot liik 2008 did wen it kummed rown’
dat waz mii! Ai reelee haetz hazin tew share a pooter….
Wii can hoep fur adn werk toewword a beddur yeer!
Wun gud chanj hab alreddy happint, adn itz stilliz 2008. Ai finallee figgered owt hao to be bloo! Ai haz a happee.
WOOT WOOT WOOOT! Wii has an owtbrake ub blooness!
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Beh da shur tew tell Fleep d’Beaker, an he will gib yew a sawng ub blooness…
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but tew sillibrates until den…
Wa hoo!! Happeetayl!
Fangs yu! Adn it’s ownlee gonna git beddur frum heer…mebbe ai can haz avatar in teh fewchur.
mebbe! Aiz gotta goez tew bed,iz wun firtee heer!
gud job!! did yew get “bloo” wif yer account on wordpress.com? cuz dats wair yew gots tew has yer profyle to hab teh abatar…….. ish rilly eezie!!!
oh yer linkie nawt werkin……….. insted of www. the linkie sez mine.
if yew hovers yer mouse/cursor ober mai name yew luk at teh bottom line on the page an see how iz sposed to be formatted
boff ob teh commints above dis wun is fur tabbehkitteh………..
Mennee thanx, jamamakitty! Ai just saw yer helpfull commints nao. Ai will tries it!
nawt lukkin liek mucch ob a chaynge yet…butt sum will rekwier to bee seen…
HAPPYTAIL NOO YEER EBBEREEBODEE!!!!
happi noo year east USA!!
adn awl teh arreya eest ob us!
Central Time Zone: Y’all gots 42 minnits.
Anybdy here on Central TIme?
WRr – U on Central or Mountain Time?
lovely cheezpeepz,
lang may your lum reek!!!!!!!!!!11!!
U nawt dribin tonite, are u?
ai cud!!
“lang may your lum reek” = “long may your chimney smoke”
a Scottish (secular) blessing.
Oops. My bad. I had no idea what you were saying!
Um….you too?
ai allus noes wut iz sayin (@ leezt wen ai haz mai interperaturerer)
but iz at home, wer ai lieks 2 b on hogmanay!
Umm ….. sry, ai thottid ai’d washid dat awf ….
*has a pondur bowt wut zaklee a ‘lum’ mite bee*
*breevs sy ob releaf afftur reedin teh otter commints, speshlee sins teh ‘lum’ seamd tu be lostid awltho possiblee stil reekin*
bean a witch, yer lum shud mos speshully reekin!
frum wut ai noes!
May your rum never leak!
Or your tequila.
Or your bourbon.
Or your beer.
You get the picture.
sumtiems teh beer needz 2 leek!
With most alcohol, you’re only renting it anyway.
duz teh leeks makez teh leak smell liek teh asparagas leaks?
jus axin’
oh lol, we had big tawk bout dis awyle bak!! funneee
lol, a real estate ajint heer hoo haz teh skottish heritage sends owt promoshunal kards wif taht saying on it, sez “call for translation.” i always fotted it ment “long may yor roof leek” tahts sorta wut it sownds liek, anyway. but wuldnt be gud for howse-seller to be sending owt, i gess
CENTRAL TIME ZONE PEEPS! ENNY OF Y’ALL HEER?
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Ya gots 10 minnits.
Dawn tew 7
iz borned inna central time zone,
butt iz outgrowed itz.
haw long duz ai gotz?
HAPPI GNU YEER!
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Glad tew beh spendin eet wif mah cheezfrens!
Happy New Year, Central Timers!
Alright, I finkso I gonna say “bye” for now.
HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU CHEEZY PEOPLE!!!!
Bye, rhsb! Happy gnu yeer!
*yawnin huujlee* Ai finx ai wall fallow deh example ub mah fellow redhed an goes tew bed. Sew far, 2009 beh luukin gud!
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*schmoos tew awl da cheezpeeps*
bye fer now. Wishing good times for u nd ur fambly!
poppin by to see how teh front page party is goin… ooh, lots o’ confetti and bubbles!
Happee new yeer, GCHL! Teh cheezpeeps in udder tiem zoenz has gone tu bed, afinkso, but teh lefft teh cweenfetti adn shampane!
**pores shampane fur dose still standing**
**holds flute aloft fur toast**
Chia ears to dose cheezpeeps who still bee awaek!
oh we is onna west coast………. so nawt elebenty yet!! wun hour tew go!
Ooh yes, and tenx fur fillin mai glass! Hassa reddi fur teh Mountain Timers. And…den I will waits finally fur mai time zone on teh west coast!
Wii West Costers haz to bee bery payshunt, but wii does get to sillybrate wif awl teh tiem zones ahedd ub us! Moar shampane, ennywun?
did i u sez “moar shampanerz?” *tries to hold glass still for refill*
Yesh, indeedy! *Splashee splashee*
back at cha! Um, I can has more shampane plz? Glass r empee sumhow…
Funny hao dat happins! Mine bee emppee tu!
**pops cork awn gnu botlol ub shampane**
**refilz PofC’s glass**
**refilz own glass**
Salud!
ohai cheezers!
I iz gettin in late, but just wanted to say happeh gnu year to all ov u!
Findin this plase was one of teh bestest parts of 2008 for me!
Hope 2009 will be a gud year for all ov us, and ifinkso bein here is teh way to start it out rite!
Late sleeperz, we can has brunch at elebenty tomorrows?
Yu wanta a litlol shampane wif teh West Coast cheezers adn dose still awaek?
ICHC is best part ob ear for i 2! Hab sum shampane; is lawts here still. *pours leeza-b shampane* I r gnu here but Iz lik it hear fine! Um, what fud r for brunch at elebenty tomorrows? Hmm? *POC verry interested* What can I bring? Um, chocolate pudding? Chocolate cake? Cream puffs wif chocolate?
Hmmm … ai tink ai brings scramblolled egziz wif creem cheez an smoekid sammun (is OK foar sammuns tu smoek, cus dey ownlee duz it afftur dey’s awreddy ded enneewaes), an sum toestee Ingerlish muffns (wich ifn dey bees smoekin, dey’s beed cukkid tu lawng), an gud strawng kofee wif hoem-maed teeahmahreeah tu pud innit. Teh hoem-maed teeahmahreeah wud bees beri nies wif ur choklit awfrings, tu, so ai bees bringin lotz.
oh leeza-b, yew been havin a gud sillybrashun?? nawt tew mini ob ush left!
Happeh New Yeer to all deh Cheezfrens.
Ai iz so glad to hab meated yoo all and to be able to hab funs wid yoo.
Mai 2009 bring all ub us all wii need, and much dat wii wants.
Enuff of evereeting to shair, and frens an loved wons to shair it wid.
Dat’s a byootimus greeting! To MomCatAnna adn her gnu yeerz wishes!
**glug glug glug…i mean sip sip sip**
Heer, heer! I brung da kir royalz wif da champers and da chambored (razzleberry) likkwer. Cheers. A votre sante! And fanks fer all da fun in 2008! (clinkee glasses)
Dee-lishus!
oooh, dat sounds yummy!
I r going to bed. Bye, bye new Cheezfrens! Hab wonnerful gnu ear!! See u at late brunch tomorrows…
‘Nite, POC! Welkum tu Cheezland! Sweet dreemz!
happi noo yeer to west usa!
lol mi momi jus scared mi poor pupsis opening the cider for mi an my brother since we iz under age
Happy new year!
Wish you all the best and joy and wonderful things to become true this year!
It’s 2009!
Happy noo year!!!
I hope all of u have a great year & NOT DIE!!!
Show dis 2 ur kittehs too!!!:)
new year was a long time ago. now i mean