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smilez look betteh sidewayz 2.
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congrat-shoelaces, 4 teh nawt sekkund!
o hai ebberywun. jus inneruptin dis “cormfyooshun” tu sai happeh nyew yeer! ai wich yew peece an gud helf an snorglez in 2009.
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iz teh nyew yeer in India nao. an wai iz ai onlien, yu ask? cuz aiz a twerk :’(
at wurk? at midnite?
Is U beeng Cinderella?
happeh gnu Year to you too
{{{{Moe}}}}
I wuz kiddin about deh Cinderella bit
I knoz some folkses wurks in deh ebening and nite in India
o hai two_kittehs, ai werks in teh media — mai werk”dai” iz eebenins an nites. (an if aiz Sindreller, den ai demands a hansum prins an a ferry godmother rite nao
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Happi Gnu Yeer, Moe!
May 2009 bring Peas and Joi to Indiah, an unnerstandin and tolerunce to peeps of awk fayths.
And mai yu acheev awl yu hoep to acheev, a tome an a twerk.
Schmoo to yu!
Ohai Ambercat happy gnu ear to you!
U will has it before us
how many hours before the clock strike midnight in TTI?
It’s 19.10 heer so it’s Gnu Yeer in 4 howrs, 50 minnits – an 1 sekund! Donnut ferget we get a “Leep sekund” tihs yeer!
Happee Gnu Yeer – thot ai’d bedder hurree becuz ov teh “Leep sekund.”
frum Ur keyboard to cc’s ears
deh wish fur peas an unnerstandingz I mean
10Q fur wishez, two_kittehs an Ambercat! Schmoos tu yew, tuu!
Happitayl Gnu Yeer, Moe! May 2009 be saef & wunnerful fur yew (an ebbreewun else azwell)!
Happee Gnu Yeer Moe!!! Peez an gud helf an snrogelz to yoo too!!!
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Congrats Maus – ur bakayshun hzn’t sloed u doun!
I is well-rested.
But it IS nice to get out of that well…
OHAI!! Well-com bak!!
**nose she will re-egret dis*** Wut well, Maus?
dunno if you shud get ‘im started. Izza deep subjekt.
But full ov floofies, so no wun getz reelee hurt.
Ai wuz frayed ov dat. Happee gnu yeer tew yew sweetpea!
fang you! Anna Happi Noo Yeerz to you, two!
(pssst iz my abatar a big bunch 0 missile toes?)
(finkso she mite re-egret dis) Um, yesh?
*runs to parrothead – gibs beeg schmoochee awn teh cheekee-beekee*
Schmoochee back tew yew JanetCanHas4Kittehs! Happee gnu yeer! Yew is redee fur two-oh-oh-nyne?
Cheekee-beekee!!! **fawlz awn floar laffin** Yew sew clebbur!
i can tellz you was in teh theeeaturz, Dame Janette-
you took da cue purrrfect & hit yr mark wif purrfekt timing!
Ai must go now into teh RL an doo sum useful things.
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Ai’ll bee bak today – but fur awl those ai dont see again,
Ai wish yoo teh verree happiest Noo Yeer ebber.
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This wun haz – in menee ways – bin just grate. An ai wud laik to thank yoo awl frum teh verree moast bottom ov mai hart to to teh top fur awl teh
luv an suport yoo hav shown mee.
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An awlso fur awl teh awsum fun!! Mai laif will NEBBER bee teh sayme!!
Happeh Gnu Ear to you Janet who can has howmany eber
kittehs she wants!
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U haz madeded awl uv ower livez sew much richer, deer Janet , dan wii kud ever hav imajininged. Adn truly moar dan u kud eber noez.
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Schmooz.
Happee Gnu Yeerz tu U!!
Happy Gnu Ear to you to Cween
and Ur wunderful projeckt of deh Cheezpeepz map
furst started by Moe and now expanding under Ur able
guidance and manigmentz
*runz in at tawp speed, powncez on cheezpeeps, nokking them to teh left and rite lyke bowling pins*
Ohai, cheezpeeps! Happy gnu yeer to awl!
We haz spent the past few days moving Mr. G in wit meh. We ar tyred and sore and reddy to relax! Teh gud gnus is teh wurst uv it is over. Nao all we haz to do is fynd places to put awl teh stuffs.
Gotta run! Luv to awl, and may teh noo yeer mayk all uv yor dreems coeming troo!
hugs, shmoos, and hedbonks from Gremlin, Mr. G, and Dexter
happy joyful gnu earz to deh gremlin fambly
{{{Gremlin}}}
*Hugs gremlin*
*forgets to turn off leaf blowifier first*
*sends all of Mr. Gremlin’s blongings flying throo teh air*
{{{2K}}}
{{{LCB}}}
{{{awl teh uther cheez-peeps}}}
*runsaway fast, blowing a horn and throwin cormfettis everywharz*
Happy gnu yeer to awl!!!!!
Happitayl Gnu Yeer to yew & yerz, Gremlin!
Do yoo kneed mai halp remooving eet?
congacatshoelayshuns Maus, on furrthist frum last! Shall we start noo yeers sillybrashuns erlee?
Ai has! *hic*
Mee tew ambercat! *hic* Bai teh way, duz eneewun nose dah resapee fur choklit martoonis? Iz jist creme da koko an vodkuh? Ai gotz sum dark choklit creme da koko, fot it mite be gud!
You got it. 1/3 creme de cacao and 2/3 vodka over ice, stirred, and strained. Or on-the-rocks if you prefer.
Fanks Maus! Ai got a gnu martooni shayker/straynur fur Krissmus, az well az sum choklit rimming shurgur, so ai ran owt an bought dis Dark creme da koko, finkin ov da choklit martoonis! Fanks! **Tries to sit still an wayte til a desent our to start making martoonis**
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere in the world. Start shakin!
It’s 5.55 heer, cheez!
Otay, yew hab twiztid mai arm! **Mik-siz, shaykes, rimz sparklee martooni glassis wif choklit shugar (predee!). Straynes dark choklit martooniz intew glassiz. Putz liddlol charmz awn glassez sew no confewzhun. Here yew go, Maus, yew habs a liddlol maus charm, and annipuss, yew habs a liddlol gray kitteh charm. Chearz!
*GlugGlugGlug*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! That was good!
*HickHickHick*
Uh ohs!
*HickHickHick*
Hoe-wuld yur breff fur a minit, Maus, wyle eetin a spoonfull ov peenot buddur an drinkin a glass ov wadur, wyle standin awn yer hed, wyle sumwun skeers yew.
Ohai, parrothead! Yew mite try dat wif vanillol vodka — aiz shur doze flavrz wud werkin well tugeddur.
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Oh — an ai maded teh potato chip cookies. Dey wuz “meh.” Aifink ai will try makin dem agin wif sum brown shugur in teh recipe (liek toll-house dough but wif chip crumbs insted uv chocklit chips). Dey haz a nice texchur, but nawt bery much flavr.
Ohai nightshayde! Happee gnu yeer! Vanillol vodkuh sownds yum-lishus! Ai will hab to go back to likker store fur dat, if dis wind duz nawt blow mai car awf teh rowed! Yew wud lyke dark choklit martooni wif little white hello-kitteh charm til ai git back? Teh dark chokit creme da koko is win and awesum! Let me nose wen yew git dat resapee purfektid, aifinkso ai wud lyke bery mush!
Teh dark choklit martooni sowndz deelishus. Ai will hasta buy sum Godiva liqueur. Ai boughted Godiva Wite Choklit liqueur, but ai hazzint opened it yet. Ai shud get a big boddul uv Absolut Vanillol.
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*plans a trip to BevMo*
aw, ai still haz thirteenee owrs tew teh noo yeer, ai haz tew wayt a bit foar teh sillybrashun tew begin..
I watchinged deh fiyrewerkz over deh Sydney harber dis morning wen it turninged intu 2009 in Awstraylya!!! Wuz deh verry pritty!!!
In Sydney?! Boy, that RV gets around!
Silleh Maus!!! She went in hur bubblol!!
I got to go to Sydney on a business trip 3 years ago. What a great place!
didja go to da oprah house? didja find Nemo? didja trya didjiridoo?
didja waltz wif matildah? didja hunt crok 0 dialz wif Dundee? didja…
*we have sekrittly replazed sweetpea’s hafdecaf coffeez wif hi test coffeez- think she wheeeeeeel notice da diffrenz?*
Sweetpea, it shud bee a sine ov how mush ai lubs yew dat ai am wunce agin commintin aftur yew. Come ober here an sitz down, hab sum lubly shrimpangritz dat will deeloot awl dat cafeen. Yew lyke sum parmeezhano-rewmawno sprinklol awn dere?
Luks bad frum ennee angul 2 me
yesh yesh, lookit taht carpet! Grey Cord! DO NAWT WANT!
Wud sho ebbry mark! Wiv kittehz abowt u nead a carpit wiv a bizzee pattern.
Anom!
Well, if u waits long enuff, kitteh will create teh bizzy patteren 4 u!
y u sidewayz?
Even upside down, ifinkso!
Pleez tew cawl Cairoprakturtinycat!
Kitteh snoozed rong adn gotz a stif nek. Owweey!
Poor bebbeh needz a jesdmint!
If Ai tern mai hed lyk tihs, an luk cyoot, mebbe tehy woont notiss teh mess Ai maed: Donut luk at the mess, luk at teh cyoot!
Mah kittehz haz purrrrrfekted dis tekneek. Akshullee, sew haz mah liddul hyoomin gurl.
o hellol kitty!!
i LUB yr noo abatar! happi noo yeer!
Fanks! Ai lukked fur a moar “Noo Yeer” wun, but dey did nawt haz. *shrug*
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Happi Noo Yeer to yew, too!
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Oh ….. and sinse aiz unner teh misseltoe nao…. *SCHMOOO*
*schmoo!!* to you too!
oopsie, gotted stikee fud on yr face…
Be a deer & grab a baybee wiep wif wun uv doze tendrillz, plz.
*fwip*
*fwipz taupe of contaimer*
*pullz out elebentee baybeewipez*
*wipeywipey*
fwipz fru Marfa Stewart hoidaze cwaft buuk to fidn cwaftz to mek wif leftobber wiepz:
Angelz fr twee ornamentz
Baby wiep kwilts
CHRGs fr skware hedded peeps
D…
Deliteful ghosties uv pinnygigs past
Elolphants – bery small elolphants
Floofee nikkers
G….
Iz kyooter too.
Kittehs bershun of sidewayz glanse.
Hay guise, I finded a song I rited last year. Coincidentamally, it was on teh commints for my one and only lol so far that made teh big time, one year ago yesterday. I recycles teh song here, to be all eco-frendly and that.
Should rools of spelling be forgot
Good grammer left behind?
Should new acquaintances be got
The cheezy, frendly kind?
icanhascheezburger dot com
It’s our most favrite site
We’ll make new frenz and lol all day
And then we’ll lol all night
* funderuss applolsos *
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Hooray Hooray! Well dun, lcb!
Elebenty burgerz, LCB!
Thx. I forgotted to mention that is to teh toon of “Auld Lang Syne”.
LOL!!!! Ai think we had taht wun figgured out awlreddi!!
Well, I don’t want ANY MOAR misunderstandings. Nope. None.
Umm… ai has a missunnerstandin… whut is Auld Land Syne? is liek Dollar Sign? yu has Auld Lang Syne Bag? Whut yu keep in dere? Auld Langs? whut is Auld Lang? ai can has won?
*Jannit runs to sewing box to maek an Auld Lang Syne Bag fur GP to keep
hiz munnies an cheez in.*
i duzn’t want ennee Awld Langz…… I fink dey smellz funnee…. Kin I haz a Gnu Lang?
Ai just throw mine in teh washer – an tehn they ar as gud an gnu.
{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”–
An Ai’m nawt unner teh afflooins uv inkerol tho sum trimble pink Ai yam
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*duznt notice eberybuddy else stopp’d singing; contimews on wif much feelines, although maeks upmoar werds az per ushual should teh lyriks be fergot adn n’er brott to mind*
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frum lack 0 sleep, sufffffer we will
but neeee-eeeeever you miiiiiiiiind
we’ll drink da cup 0 coffeez, yesh
for da sake 0 lols adn smilez
foar ooooooooooooold lang syne , frens dear,
E’en trrooollllls can cum heer,
Wheeeeeeeeel serb a cup 0 kindness, yesh
foar daze 0 lols adn smilez.♫
*aliens go to yello alertz*
Whooooo hooooo!!! There ar lights flashing awl ober teh skye!! In broawed daylite!! Ai just luked out!! Green, yello, red, purplol. . . .wow!! Hoo needs fyrewerks wehn sweetpea can just sing!!
Psst! Hay Janet! Did u reed my e-mail about teh hunnert-dollar u-knoes-whuteses?
Yes
but ai had mai usual “trubbles” – things nebber werk kwite rite fur me!! an ai need to get bak to yoo! GRATE idea!!!! It will be dun!! 
Here is link to lol. My elebeteen minnits of fame.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/30/funny-pictures-still-stuck-behind-iron-curtin/
O, I should warn u guise: this is whare I wore a J-Lo dress and hads a wardrobe malfunkshun. Get ur brane bleach reddy.
I has had three lols make it to deh frunt page
I hazn’t had one in a long…tyme
but I has been busee in RL and has not maded manee nu
lols
I haz no idear how deh lols ged chosen
I lubs dis lol
berree cleber LCB!
Oh LCB!! Ai noe yoo haz luked – but this wuz wun ov mai favrits. An just yesterday, ai red an awld thred where yoo were still saying “Lolcatburger and teh Purrloiners” wuz yur favrit band name!!!
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Gosheroonies!!! A hole yeer an wun day gone bai!! So much fun in teh meen wile!
lolcatburglar
December 31st, 2007 at 5:53 am
From Wikipedia:
The story about the name change (to Martha and the Vandellas) is a most colorful one. The Van part came from a street that neighbored Reeves’ own – Van Dyke Street in Detroit [7] – and the Della part honored Della Reese, Reeves’ favorite singer and a Detroit native herself [8]. An alternative account of the name’s origins states that Marvin Gaye described the group as “vandals” after their strong backing vocals drowned out his own singing during a recording session.
What would teh name of ur gurl groop be? Or boi groop, if u is a boi.
Mine would be “Lolcatburglar and teh Purrloiners”
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JanetCanHas4Kittehs
December 31st, 2007 at 10:58 am
Wun ov mai favoriets has awlwaiz been “Colonel Rooney and the Pregnant Soldiers.”
Thsi was when ai wuz werking in Stuttgrart. It wuz during Desert Storm, when moast ov our VII Corp solders had gone to Saudi Arabia. We had a touring show in an were traing to decide which ov our kasernes/barracks to put them at (we usuallee had tehm foar 3 – 5 purformances.
An sumwun said – “We can’t put it at Nellingen. There’s noboddy there but Colonel Rooney and the Pregnant Soldiers.”
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iz dat your kitteh? great pic, funeeee capshun! purrsgrats on elebeteen minnits of fame!
Thx, catamist! No, is not my kitteh. Was pic I finded in teh lolbuilder.
still, guud! I luvz da lolbuilder! Haz much funs wit it!
Some peeps has maded lols from teh pics of my kittehs that is on my profile, but none of them has showed up on Upcoming that I is aware of.
Dat wuz guud one, LCB, wuz da funneh an cute lol.
Thx!
Did u show it to…
Wait for it…
RIPPERTON!
He akshuly on mai shoulder. *turns roun tu show Ripper* *Ripper rubs nose awn mai glasses, dislodgin dem*
One ub mai kittehs gotted in fireplace las yeer. Ai wake up an da screen is moved, an der is littlol gray pawprints on da briks. Sumone wuz beein curyous kitteh, but ai nebber foun out who it wuz!
U didn’t has teh pawprints investimagated by teh FBI*?
*Floofy Bureau of Investimagations*
We yoosta haz a BC hoo lieked to get into teh fireplace & nuzzlol teh logz. Sinse himz wuz awlreddy blak, we kuddint tell he wuz covered wif soot until we cuddled him & got all sooty owr own darn selves.
**claps floopy paws**
Bravo! Bravo!
*clappity clappity clappity*
fanks LCB! I has happitail from your pome!
helps wif pleh work!
well said
an deh grammah and spelling nazees can go to he**
Frenz, my Cheez-iversaree is dis Fryday!
Wun yeer ago, I did my nawt-sekkund post heer.
Heers teh post: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/02/funny-pictures-which-you-want/#comment-201586
* clappity clappity * egg salad nawt sekkund powst, aifinkso!
* scampers over tu cheezland town hall *
* pins notice awn door *
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~ Phlonquais Required ~
~ short term pozishun ~
~ egg salad rates ob pay ~
~ muss be gud wib animules ~
~ plz tu see Guinness Piggeh ~
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* scampers off behynd non descript fence arownd lcb’s back garden *
*shakes hed in wonder*
GP *hates* being teh outside. Y he is spending so much times back there? That silly piggeh.
Oh gud, dere yu is… plz tu halp meh wib dese bails ob hay…
I get allergic smelling hay!
I justa door a pent howz vu……
Dahlink I lubs u, just gibs me JCH4K Avenue.
win!
No, I don’t nose! If I nose, then I be smelling teh hay then I be teh sneezing all over u.
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Plz tu dubblol czech teh hawt tub is werking adn dere is plenty ob bubblols, otay?
Y u r giving me jobs? I is teh phlonqueur, not teh phlonquais!
Uff… huebber yu is, ai has tu mush tu du before teh grand opening.
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Nao, is yu going tu halp me oar nawt? huh?
*whispurrs to LCB* Russhin Reversal!
U chek deh progress uv LCBz noze???
Y4???
Iz it going wumware??
* imagines lcb’s nose getting bigger *
“wumware”: grate typo, mai qween! Sownds liek sumfing Winneh teh Pooh wud sai!
Y fankeez.
I haz nebber ben complimented on mai typoz b4. It b a strainj feelin.
*lukz fur not whole in fence tu pique threw.
*kant finding not whole.
*standz on tippee toez tu pique over fence.
*tew short eben on tippe toez!!!
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Sweetpea, kin u uze wun uv yer ten drillz uv doom and drilling a hole in deh fence?
HAY! stawp taht! Donut maek me cawl teh Wolbes!
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eet wheel be reddy in Janyooairy… plz tu be teh payshunt. Fankies.
Speekin ub teh wolbes — haz ennywun seed DinFleetpaw laetlee? Ai hazzint seed him sins teh big “Plz to nawt nommin teh rodintz” concert fing, aifink. Ai misses him!
Did he even maek teh consert?
I dint remembur seeing him tehre.
*sigh*
I gnu having a GoFur was too gud to be teh troo.
oh and nightshayde!
I was just at Tar-jhay ealier, and tehy had all sorts ov Hello Kitteh stuffs! Popcorm makers.. stuff liek that!
U wud luv!
Ai seed a Hello Kitteh toaster & teh popcorm mayker & sum udder stuff at Tar-jhay a kuppul uv weeks ago & tolded mah huzbin abowt it.
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Apparentlee, dey maykes AWL kinds uv stuffs wif Hello Kitteh onnit. Ai boughted sum uv teh moast sawftee pj pants wif Hello Kitteh — teh pantz iz awl fuzzy insied & owt. Dey ROCK.
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We hadda frend hoo wented to teh Japan. Dey haz sum … um … “adult toyz” wif teh famous kitteh’s liekness on dem ober dere.
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*musn’t ask, musn’t ask, musn’t…*
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oh heck. I has to ask!!
Er, did tehy bring u some back?
Noep. Ai diddint knowing hur befoar she wented to Japan — but ai kin jus imajin teh luuk on teh airport sekyuitee pplz faces if teh … um … purrrrrsunul massagers … started buzzing in teh carry-on luggij.
nose! ai has a wurried… Leeza! Ware yur GoFur is?
I dunno!
Shud we sent out a serch partee?
aifinkso yu shud, yesh!
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adn whyle dey is out dere, plz tu ask dem tu lukk fur Prysma-Kitteh… ai miss hurr tu
me 2!
I has seen Prysma onst in a wile.. Ifinkso she is just teh bizzy?
*calls nine-elebenty to file a missin (persons? Kittehs? Doggehs?) report*
I hadded a emayo frum Pryzma kitteh a week ago.
she sez she hz kum down wif a bad case uv deh
RLS ( reel life syndrom ). bizzy bizzy bizzy.
but she b hopingz tu b bak on ICHC soon.
OOOoooooo!!!
RLS!! Ai feer we haz losted menee to taht moast dredded ov di eezes!!
Plz to telling hur we iz finkin uv hur!!!
Ai glad yu heers frum hur…ai wuz wundrin wai she nawt bin heer, iz guud tu heer is jes “life soup” an nuffin bad goin on!
Ai will joyne yoo in the serch! ai, too, am missing meenee peepl. . .
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GAYLA34!!! Whar ar yoo??? An TEHOOOOOO!!! an COOKIES’ HUMAN!!
AN PAUL! an BUBBASHUMIN! An DAARKWOLFF! An PITTYPAT! an KICKAHAOTA!
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an mennee moar. OH! DIVAGEEK!!!! an D MARIE!!! ANNYLUVSPRINTIE!
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*sigh* sooooo meneee.. . . an ai lubbed tehm awl.
LUVBJONES!
GIBBOCAT!(I know he coms an gose, but nawt enuff!)
PAWS4THOT!(see abuv)
KERMITIRL!
MEDICATED MAIDEN!
*pssst* DMarie is alibe an well, ober awn Cheezfrenz
*pssst* Ai know…but ai want hur HEER!!!
MOMCAT & GASCAT
PATRICK
JIMMBA
JULES
ONCEAJYNX
KITKAY
TINY CHEEZBURGER AN TEH ANGELCATBURGERS
JOHNSON442 (ai’m not sure teh number iz rite!!)
erk!!! we shudn’t hav started this. If they com heer, they will be hurted to see that we left sum ov them out.
Ai kno, Ai kno
Lyk teh sawng sez: maek gnu frendz, but keep teh oeld; Wun is silber an teh odder gold!
Mai 2009 bring us frenz, gnu an oeld, to joyn us in teh Happi Land taht is ICHC!
Yoo needz a pique??? LCB had wun yesterday – but ai think she throo it away1
**posts sine ober GP’s sine**
~ REWARD!!!
~ stolen instruckshunal pole dansin bideo ~
~ plz to return to rhsb ~
* whips rhsb’s sign awf *
* scampers awai wib a kwikness *
**pownses awn GP**
Alrite! Ware iz my bideo?
Gibbit up, rodint!
EEP! umm… yur bideo? ai donut no whut yu is tawking abowt! Honest!
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lookit tihs fais * shows fais * wud tihs fais lie tu yu? rly?
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* lukks arownd nerbussly *
*wunders what she missed during hollydaze*
can I see the bideo?
**luuks at teh fayse**
Lie to me? Yup, inna hartbeet!
**shows poynty enz**
U will fee teh rath ifn u nawt return it asap. I knoes u hazzit! I also knoes u tryed to sell it awn eBay!
* puts awai munnies *
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huh? “tryed” yu sai?
*Ahem*
If the lady wants you to return the video, I strongly suggest you do it! A word to the wise…
* whispers * but but but Fleep bought eet!
FLEEP!!!!!???? ROFL!!
Purrhapz it wuz a gift fur Igor…….
*imaginez Igor pole dansing
*fawlz on floor laffing
*Open up his Peruvian cookbook*
Let’s see… Cui recipes… Ah! Here’s one…
Thanks, brother. I shall proceed from here…
If it rekwires stuffings, no need to bothur!
GP is ushually teh stufft alreddy.
Well… he’s full of sumthing, that’s fer shure…
Hay!
No… I don’t think it’s hay…
*achoo!*
ushully itz teh fudgy burfdai caek.
or maybe teh pork pi.
or maybe teh TTI speshul patés.
or maybe teh blak velvets.
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Stop me somebuddy! This cud never end!
I juss reeded about a fousand pound pinny gig that eggsitsted in teh olden daze.
*conjagates up ghostee ov ancient pig ov guinea to protekt our Guiness Piggeh*
Yoo meen fousand pound in munnies?? Or wait.
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Taht wud bee wun big pig!!
* hydes behynd ghost ob piggeh past *
list 0 ingreedimintz needed fr Cui Frikasee
A lot 0 rocoto salsaz
Berry hi qualitee, lean, bonelesskinless, Inglandgrow’d…
Cui
D…
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* tremble tremble *
(don’t wrury, da tendrilz teazing you. dunno bout da maus, dough)
{{{{{GP}}}}}} No wun will be eeting teh row dents!!!
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LUk below – booklion just browt yoo a giant piggee ov Guinea Ghosteee just to purrrrrrrtekt yoo!
yesh yesh! taht is full ob win!
Maus dough???
Now u making bredz owt uv deh Maus??
Oh deh Huge Manateez!!!!!
We needz teh Maus. We duzzint kneadz teh Maus.
Demitasse cups fr to dwink da Pruvain coffees wif meel
ErgoNomic silverware fr to dine in comfurt & joy
Fricassee Starter if wee run outta timez to make frm skratch
G…
Glass ware – lots ov – fur awl teh drinkies
Hay – in case sumwun needs moar
Inkas – tehy know hao to do it.. .
K. . .
Kola, Inka to dwink
Looweezeeyana Hot Soss
Mayonaiz
N…
Health halfnosed furry-like a woman’s corns.
Dat awlmoast sownds dirtee.
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Awlmoast.
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*Considurrz goin to teh Nawtee Barn*
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*Almoast goez to teh Nawtee Barn*
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Awlmoast.
LOL!! YOo just haz to say it out loud!!
*skratchez leafs over teh pole she gotted from GP*
*runs in at full speed*
Hay leeza! Did I show u my noo leef-blowifier that I getted for lolmas?
O, look! Leafs!
*Blowifies leafs, reveals pole*
*narrows eyez at LCB*
*recovers teh pole wif a kwikness*
nuffin to see here, no sir, everybuddy move along plz!
*Loads leaf blowifier wif anti-wrnklol creem, aims at leeza’s eyes*
*pulls on helmutt, and pulls down visor*
*re-narrows eyez behinds protecktive visor*
*pats self on back for lining leeza’s helmut and visor wif anti-wrinklol creem*
hay! dere is no thyme fur taht!
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Ai kneads yu tu test teh lectric fence!
HOO r u talkin to piggeh?
I thot we always used GPs to be teh GPs???
* narrows eyes *
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mebbeh YU cud test dem?
Shur!
Which GP duz u want me to test??
*gets owt essay books, nomber 2 pensils, rulers and arrangez for teh test*
*luks around*
Luks liek its ur turn!
*sits GP down at desk, givez him all teh above mentchuned stuffs*
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*ahem*
Plz to wate until I has compleeted teh kwestion before u begin*
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“If u is in a pub, and tehy is out of teh Guinness, and teh brewery is elebenty duzzen kilometerz away, how long wud it take u to steel a skooter, go to teh facktory, chop down teh door wif a herring, and bring back twelvety cases wile balansing a fudgy choklit caek on ur hed?”
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U may begin.
Hmm… is taht an Afrikan oar a Yooropeen skooter?
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Hao beeg is teh Herring?
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Can ai nawt juss nom teh caek adn has Stella insted?
Afrikan
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2 pounds
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NO
ok GP, u is on teh honnor system now.
I has to get back to teh yard werks.
Leaf ur completed paper on teh desk when ur done.
*gets out leaf blowifier, aims it at desk…*
Can Ai juss order Merfies, insted?!
*noks on door*
Ai helpd papa inna bakyard (klik bloo naym fur refrenses). Purrhaps cud help u tu, but no lyks egg salads. Toona, mebbe? Ai’s negoshubul.
* eyes kitteh wib a suspishun *
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hmm… yu lukks teh layzee… adn ai is awlreddy doin taht jawb.
hmm… deed YU brake awl dose pawts? huh? didya? huh?
No, ai iz nawt lazee, wuz juss holdin teh steppy-fing in plais fur papa tu see hao it lukkd. But if u awreddy gots phlonquies fur dat, see bloo naym fur wun ob me on teh job. Ai mak gud hi-lebel suprvizr, adn can helps wif keepin litul anymules outa teh treez n uver hidey-plases dey goz tu wen dey nawt wanna wurk.
hmm… taht is teh impressibe…
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* puts AngelPlume awn short list *
Yay!
Can hab toonas nao? huh? cannai? huh?
* hands can ob toona adn can openur *
Posabul thumbs???? Wont werk wiffaut!
* snerk *
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* whispers * is phlonquais test…
*eyez piggeh wif suspishun*
*ponders wut tu du – iz obveeusly a test*
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*pushes can ob toona unner teh tree*
*jumps up inna tree, den ober tu teh roof*
*uzez pointy-ends tu pry up a roof tyle*
*drags tyle bak tu tree*
*drops tyle onto toona can*
*jumps owta tree*
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nom-nom-nom
* is quietly impressed *
Cleerlee iz weerthee!!
*dayntilee washz toona frum fays*
So wen du ai start?
Adn no – ai didnt brake doze pots! Iz onlee wun pot aneeway, adn papa lyked teh bloo kuller adn uzd it fur makin wudder splashy-playse.
Ai stayz away frum dat part ob teh yard.
toona salads r gud! yum! ai can haz help foar GP?
hmm… whut eggspeerieents yu has wib wyld animules?
*pondurrrrz*
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If GP getz a phlonquais, wud dis phlonquais den automatiklee bekum LCB’s grandphlonquais?
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Duz Hallmark haz cards fur dis?
Yu is awdishuning, NS?
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adn plz tu nawt has a wurried, mai temporary phlonquais does nawt has tu lissen tu lcb * whispers * ai nebber lissen aneewai!
Ai donut fink ai iz awdishuning. Ai jus haz a curious. Besieds — aifink Angelplume iz teh phlonquais fur yew — didja see wut himz did wif teh ruuf tyle & teh toona can?
I bleev AngelPlume (teh kitteh) is a girl. She uses her daddy’s profile. Kinda teh opposite of Romeow, u knoews?
Anyways, if AngelPlume gets teh job, she will be GP’s phlonquaise.
Dis gibbin mii a hedake. Wo gotz teh skot-che??
adorables kitten wonders what hairless pink kittehs r up to now….?
happy new year lolcats!!!!!!11
It’s cute when the cats “talk” like this.
But it’s really not cute when all the comments from grown-ups are in cat-speak.
Oh yeah…
but this is one of the cutest pics ever.
(but dis iz one of da cutist pix evrr?)
Gud jawb wif teh lolspeak, ari! We haz teh fun heer wif teh lolspeak. If yew nawt liekin it, yew duzzint hasta reed teh commintz — but if yew gibz it a chance, yew mite find it oddlee addiktiv. If yew wantz to commint but duzzint want to yoozing lolspeak, datz fien too!
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Eever way – welkum to ICHC. Plz to haz a wunnerful 2009!
Yu duonut has to maek yur commets in LOlspeek, but it is considerd rarver rood to krittisyz udders fro doin so. We awlwais walkom gnu frends an oenlee arsk taht yu Plai Nys.
Happi Gnu Yeer, Ari!
Oh ari!! We ar NOT doing it to be cute!! It’s a whole different language for us. There are so many things that are FAR funnier in LOLspeek than in English! And it gives one an entirely new way of looking at languages and words. It can turn ordinary sentences into things of pure magic!!
You have NO idea what you are missing by only looking at the surface.
We may not be cute, but we happy!
Hoo sez ennywun iz a groanup?
Sittin heer waitin 4 teh next pikkie – wunderin wer it being gnu yeer nao.
ICanHasTaco?
such a cyoot kitteh
such a kyoot kitteh
win
Siedwayz confoozin luks betur right side up. But no argue wit da kyoot kittyz.