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izit taim foar nuyeerz yet?
Anuvver 25 owerz heer b4 teh nyoo yeer!
conga ratts calicocoa!
*Mixes up new fav drinkie
ameretto, vinila vodka touch ov cream
Shake shake
poor intew pretty holiday glasses and top off wiff soda watur*
Njoy!
omai princessmu, dis iz wun deelibulicious drinkee! thankeeyoo far teh sillybraytin.
sodawatur oppshunel, rite?
(ps — mai 33 hourz coment wuz foar annipuss inn lundin engnlnad. shi getz ta haev nuyeerz waaay beefor meh. hai annipuss!)
oh sure soda watur optional, but u may juss wanna try a sip ov mine nawt sekond. gibes it a sparkal
heer in kaly4nya itz still anuvvr 33 owerz tago tilll nyoo yeer…
Ware yu is in Kali? Ai in sandiego..we heers da gunfire wen midnite comes!
We is in Riverside, Ca.
We neber heer any gunfire…in teh bomb shelter
Srysly tho, its rediculous.
Peeps git real stoopy awn nyoo yeers.
We live up awn teh hill, and the valley sounds liek uh warzone at mignight.
Iz da crazee, we in urban part ub s.d…ai nebber ventures out at nite heer. Wuz shok, ai small town gurl, onlee moob heer cuz ai gots married an husbin lib heer fur 40 yeers. One time husbin trimmin da hunysuckle off da roof an finds bullets on roof dat not went thru da roof..mebbe shuld plan tu drink self intu oblivion dis yeer.
Oblivion? I knoes dat playse.
Kin I go wif you?
*links arms wif rhsb* *wanders tu oblivion wif hur* Iz mai old stompin grounds, da bakground moosik will be Led Zepplins Dazed an Confused.
Gunfiyrez?!?!?! fur Noo Yeerz??!?!?!?!?
I awlway herd dehm Kallee Fornyunz b stranj. Adn now I noez it. I haz neber herd gunfirez at Noo Yeerz….firewerkz sumtimez… but not gunfiyrez… Kors, I’m ushullee sleeping at midnitez…oohh……dotz.
U nebber libbed in KY, tehn ether, Cween.
No, i hazn’t libbinged dere… I haz ben threw dere wunst oar twiyst, but not libbing dhere. Duz dey shoot deh gunz dere tu??? I speded over 25 yeera in Okeehoma… Adn ebreewun awlwayz makingz deh fun uv deh Okeez, but they don’t shooting deh gunz fur Noo Yeerz… tehy b sibyl eyezed.
Wayle, if u nebber spent Noo Yeers nite inna traylor park in KY, den u nawt libbed!
Well my name’s John Lee Pettimore
Same as my daddy and his daddy before
You hardly ever saw Grandaddy down here
He only came to town about twice a year
He’d buy a hundred pounds of yeast and some copper line
Everybody knew that he made moonshine
Now the revenue man wanted Grandaddy bad
He headed up the holler with everything he had
It’s before my time but I’ve been told
He never came back from Copperhead Road
Wii has teh moast innerestin conbersayshuns at my werk.
Wun of owr most resent wuns wuz wether Kid Rock wud fit in better in Lawrenceburg or Bald Knob.
They duz that here tu, every year on NYD… 2 counties over ackshully. They’ve bin doing it for years.
Here’z an article:
http://www.lincolntribune.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=7765
Oh, cweenmj, ai nebber herd it before til ai moob down heer tu sandiego…yu heer guns goin off, M-80’s, more guns, sirens, police, fyremins
*oooh, fyremins* Iz da crazy down heer!! Start bout 11:45, goes on til bout 12:15 to 12:30. One tiem it nawt new yeers, is da summer, ai playin on compooter, ai heers liek car backfire noyse, husbin lells at meh tu git down, an we bof crawl on hands in knees tu baffrooom!! Ai nawt noes it gunfire, mai stoopy redneck behind finks is sumones truk not firing rite!!
*snerk*
I mighta thot teh sayme fing, KK.
srsly! ah remembur salleh being nurvus awn hur furst nite n San deagieho
there wus gunfire den too. she took it awl pritty well, as im sure u did KK. in Norfkalaki u got gun fire at diffrunt tymes of year n da kontry esp at New years. I wunder whi none ov those peeps thinks about wut goes up must come down.
Yesh Kalle Fornyunz iz mush liek the contents ob uh cereal bowl.
Froot Loops?
Frootz, nutz, adn flakez??
BINGO!
An, da bestest part ub da bowl is lurkin round da bottum, rite?
**runs arouwn singin**
KK iz cereal dregs! KK is cereal dregs!
Yesh yesh. There is a naim fur dat stuff, but ai can’t ‘member wut it iz, and Gogglol ain’t halpin’.
Iz sumfin liek SLURM, but ai fink dats wut Fry drinks awn Futurama.
Teh LA tiemz hab an artickle abowt nawt shooting gunz in teh air — cud hurts peeple. Dey warn peeple ebbree yeer. Hear in Santy Barby we no haz gunz sew much, just teh drivers whoo shudn’t bee driving. Skeery!
Oh, tabbehkitteh, mai son in SLO…we jes went tu sees him fur fanksgibbin. Iz nice up der, aifinks ai wanna lib der, still kin fish fur halibut, be closer tu son! Win, win fur meh!
SLO (San Louise Ocheezpo fur teh non Kaly4yunz) iz a lubly kuhmunittee. Yew wud liek it, afinkso. SLO iz berry down-2-erth, wif lotsa nais beech towns neerby.
Mai son in Los Osos. Ai lubs it der.
Ai lubs Los Osos! Sew seenick. Ai hab a rowmantick weakend at a B&B dere several yeerz ago…Did yu go tew teh lidlol elven furrest?
Yesh, we wents der, an if you clikee on mai bloo name, ai tuuk bootiful pikshure of sunset at Morro Bay wif horseback riders in shadow…was da bootiful up der!! Is laid back, ai went wif son tu take grandson fur walks in hims stroller, no traffics, no scary cars full ub thugs…was wundermus an joyful tiem. Ai nawt wanna go on limb heer, but you ebber heer ub Los Osos bein haunted bai Indians? Sun tells meh him an udder peeps hab seen stuff up der…he asks meh wen we walkin in da dark if ai beleeb in ghosts…ai sez yes, but ai beleeb in Jesus too….
Ai haz a stoopy…ai cant find teh horseback riders pic. Ai haz nawt heerd ub Los Osos beeing haunted bai teh Indians, but sumwun toled me dat de old seminary nekst tu teh mission bee haunted by Indians (adn sum udder peepz tu). It maeks sens dat Los Osos wud hab teh saem kind ub storees. Wuz dere an Indian burial grownd.
Yeah, son sez iz burial ground der, him an frenz seen sum stuff….dey seen stuff outside late at nite..
Teh pplz on teh nooz wuz splaynin dis yesturday. Momcat an ai lukked at eechuvver an asked, “wut maeks dem fink teh pplz who shootz gunz in teh are iz watchin teh nooz?”
Dey are prolly nawt wachin teh nooz OAR reeding teh LA Tiemz eever.
Aifinks dey nawt ebber reedin…anyfing.
Yu got dat rite!
ohai KK4. iz just norf ov sam francisko adn souf uv sunoma, in mrrin cowntee. mai dautrkitteh wetn 2 ucsd. shi libz en bruklin nuyawk nao, wif mai tu pretteh grankittehs, scrappeh adn luckeh. (foar sum reezun shi spelzit scrappy and lucky.)
Mai oldes dotter lib in Fremont. Iz pretteh ware yu beh!
I’m tu teh eest ob SF, akross teh bai adn ober teh hills, in Martoonez.
*waving tord teh NW* Hai Calicocoa! Ai can awmost see u!
Lundun goez mad an ebbriwun (`sept me Aifink) lets off fyrewerks fur haff an ower affer midnite an sum ov mai nayberz cum owt uv teh howse an maek a lot uv noyz showtin an bangin sosspanz. Sillee fingz!
*wisspurrs tu annipuss* Don yu jes wanna gits up at 5 am New Yeer day an honk yur horn an blow da noysmaker in da street tu wake dem up to sillybrate da firstest day ub da new yeer? *gigglols*
Ai haz 2 get up a bit erlee awn Jan nawt sekund `coz Ai aer goin 2 meet Puddy_tat in Winchester ware dere iz a day fur ridin awn owld bussis, so praps Ai wull maek a bit uv noyz…….
Ooh! Ai is going to Winchester awn teh Gnu Yeers dai too! Mai brudder libs tehre!
Lukk owt fur awl teh owld bussis! Dey haz a runnin day ebbry Jan 1.
Aifinks, make joyful noise!!! Iz da happeh new yeers, surely dat would nawt be out ub line tu do so, aifinks. Yu jes sharin yur joy…affer awl.
Dat’s awl berry well, but Ai want 2 lib heer fur teh rest uv teh yeer!
Ai doan’t wanna upsett teh nayberz `coz Ai mite need dem 2 halp me later!
Ai noes…dat wai ai such a guud naybor…ai keeps mai impulses unner control!! Iz da temptin tho’, ai must say. Yu nebber noes who’s door yu may needs tu knock on at sum point. Iz bedder tu play nice den tu pleh, agreed!!
Congrats. U leed teh brayde!
ohai! halp pleez? my abatar iza drak blcak squeaer. hao du ai maek mai naice kittehpic goh dere insted?
okfanxbai!
u has da werdpress ackont, now u need to upload a pic using the browse button. Klik awm Cween MJ’s bloo naem. she can has instructions
Wen ai changes mine bak, ai hads tu get on window in WP dat sez “manage” den clikee der wif email. Dey hab change abitar helpers on der too, ai went der an it wurk fur meh.
i haz sum halperz dat will telling u awl bowt deh avatarz adn making ur name a linkee tu yoor profile adn lotz uf uzzer stuffz. dey b at
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
.
*handz calicocoa a chokklit martooonee
Cheez!!!
ohai my cween. i need only speek and u apear! kool!!
itz majik!!!
AM or FM?
kleerlee FM. I not in2 deh Alternate Majik….
LA radio ref…FTW!! Ai used tu lissen tu KMET before it gotted borkd intu new age….*sigh, remembers Jim Ladd, Paraquat Kelly*
I just thot u was teh dark choklit cocoa.
good point Leezza! purhaps werd press anticipated that…. oh noes… werd press is alive! cawl Mike! He will tell jokes till werd press calms down and bekomes nawt stupid.
ohai leeza! ohaha gud wun! ai din’t gettit teh furst taim ai readedit. nao rofl.
ofanx somutch, mai cheezfrenz. ai’ll chekowt teh trix yuo sed tu tryi an cee iph taht wurkz. meh kitteh abatar wantz tu coem owt adn plaey.
ps ai treid tu du littul dansie, btu naoooo, tu mcuh martoonie…
ps lukt laik foar-oar-faiv-waiy tye aifink. so conga rats tu awl.
Adn aftur u uplode teh pic to WP, maek shur to deleet teh temporaree fyls frum ur browzer, uderwize it will juss keep showing teh old wun frum dere.
Ai aer ur master
an commander
obey me or else
Oar else wut?
**pulls 2_k’s tayle an runs**
deh wraff of deh pointeh endz will visit you
ohai rhsb, how iz uz
I ar frustrated I has been rassling wid setting up verizon network at home
it is stoopy and does not work wid mah old router
Ohai, 2_k. I iz bettur nao. I hads migraine erlyur but it seems to has finalee subsyded. **crosses paws**
Doan axk me abowt rowters! My unklol hadta maeks mien werk awn Krissmiss Eve. De nexst day, my puter died. Iz inna shop nao.
I iz on ICHC stealing Ur bandwidth
Now, dat nawt nyse.
I fot wii wuz frenz. **snif snif**
we iz frenz
I thot U wouldn’t mind sharing deh bandwidffs
mai ring iz missn, didchew taek it?
Check wif LCB.
Oar mebbee leeza-b.
Onlee ring ai haz is ring round teh collar.
hay!
strawz!! STN
U needds teh stayn reemover, WRr?
Try showtin it owt. **holds stayn up to mouf an goes AAARRRGGGHHH!!!**
Dat werk?
*heddesk*
gud fing ai haz teh eerplugs in.
Aw, dat wuz nuffin.
Yoo shud heer me arown Feb-March when March Madness kiks in.
Wii Kentucky wimmens can be lowd sumtyems.
Wii hazza sayin heer: Wii fites lyk wii lubs – lowd an ushually inna frunt yard!
Wellll, shut mai mouf!!! Dat’s funneh!
FACL
(Falls Awf Chair Laughing)
**Bows an waves to crowd**
Fank you fank you! I bee heer awl week. Plz to remember to tips ur waitstaffs.
*goes over to waitstaff and tips hur aowt ub hurz hammok*
**poynts to WRr**
I nawt knoes him!
U toldz meh tu tip hurz!
Sheesh…
Foar a bunch of imadjinary frenz, y’all shure are alot of trubblols.
then u may grovell.
adn b ob see kwee uz.
.
Diz b training fur deh phlonquaiz.
Talk to teh paw!
an be mai loyl subjekt
Like we want to
Nuh-unh! I kno ware dat paw been diggin!
Oh I am SOOO honored.
…an den yew may provide teh gushifuds.
…an den u can grooooms meh wif mai favrit brush!
If yur offerins pleezez meh, ai will let yu kiss paw wifout da pointy enz comin out tu suprize yu.
Mebbe. If ai feekz liek it. An if yew iz teh lukee.
Kitteh duz Dirty Harry impreshun….Feel lukee, hoomin, huh? Do ya? *hoomin feels lukee, kisses paw* *Hooman hab lip dat sliced up* Kitteh sez…well, nawt todai, mebbe tomorreh…
KK4 — duz rhsb noez dat u b feelin Lucky??? She gave mii purrmishun tu feel Lucky, but Ifinkso, it b a limited privlij.
Ya, ai felt pretteh lucky maiself!! *runs awai kwiklee wif da memorees*
::Hurridly fills owt form tew legally change naim tew Lucky66::
Mai DID is flaring up again.
So NC. I gots kweshtun foar u: iz teh 66 ur birf yeer, age oar sumfing eles?
Iz mai burf yeer.
In udder wurds…
Ai’ve been a native ob California since 1966.
Sew yew can now guess where ai wuz born in addition tew wen.
Hmmm, ware wuz na66 born? Could it bee….
Altaloma
Berkely
Canoga Park
Delano
East LA
Fremont
G…..
Gilroy, teh garlic capital,
Hesperia in teh dezurt
King City on teh way tu Sam Francisko
Looooooooooong Beach,
Morro Bay wut haz teh beeg rock,
N…
Gorman
Hollywood
In da streets ub Bakersfield
Julian
Kukamonga
Los Gatos
Mendacino
N…
Needles
Oakland
Pismo Beech
Quail valley
Richmond
San Jose
Temecula
U…
Under an overpass in L.A.
Ventura
Wasco
X….
Unusuallee loenly places like Bodie ghost town
Valencia wif teh famoose orinjez
Wrightwood and West Hollywood
eXactlee where are
Yountville, Yucca Valley, adn Yosemite?
Zan Dieggo.
Hao cud ai fergit I adn J? Adn ai teech furst grayde!!
**puts awn finkin cap**
Gimme a minnit…..
**stomps in**
KK!!!! U been feelin Lucky? MY LUCKY!?!?!
**growlols low growlol**
*luuks surprized* Oh, rhsb…how nice tu sees yu!! Um, ai was gettin reddy to play da craps tables, an ai needs da elebentees an sebbens…ai jes rub him fur luk, das awl!! Yo ellebenty, Yo sebben, Yo ellebenty…*gibs rhsb large bag ub chips*
**narrows eies at KK**
Rubbin himz WUT?
Well, him sed wuz lukky charm….ai jes wanted tu gets sum monees tu buy da shoes fur us!!
Nawt tu get mad rhsb. KK wuz making sure Luckee wuz cleen fur teh tattooo ub teh expurrashun daet on teh bottum.
Ya, ai jest chekkin for sekkurity reesons!!! Der wer no forin bodees detekted.
WRr – Why yoo takin up foar KK? Hur cleerlee borked teh rools.
CWEEN!!!! KK needs to be frowed in teh dunjin!
rulz? wii doan need no steenkin rulz.
dhe roolz b borkt???
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dat b berry sereeuz.
.
Chekkz roolz tu finding punishmentz,
but deh roolz b borkt… dereforez, no punishmentz.
.
sry, rhsb, but datz deh way deh kookeez crumbling.
But cween, U iz teh onlee wun wif purrmisshuns to feel Lucky.
NS gibbed him to ME an I nawt sharin him! I shares lotsa stuffs, but nawt Lucky!
I say, “Off wif hur hed!”
Ai jes tryin tu win at da crap table!! Ai nawt corrupt him in enny ways!!
U better nawt! Dat’s MY jawb. Wun I take berry seriuslee too, mind u.
Speekin of Lucky, I needs him to rubs my bak agin.
Shudders. Dat habbin tew meh wunce IRL. Noey kitteh wuz nawt happy ai wuz kissing her hed and hooked mai upper lip. Put uh half inch gash init. Had tew seal it up wit Sooper Glue. Gud fing ai gawt mustache tew cubber up teh scar.
Owee owee oweeee!!!!
Mai uncle wuz cleening teh baftub wunst, in teh buff. Teh kitteh kums up behind him adn is attracted by, um, danglee fings. Attakked wif poyntee endz.
Teh End. Of Storee. Adn of Kitteh.
Yor uncle Buff winz.
Ai wuld rather have bof lips ripped clean awf afinkso.
DO NAWT WANT.
Gud storee! Ware did teh kitteh go affturwords?
My guess wud be to a lublee farm in teh countree ware him has lotsa frenz to play wif.
Ohh, dat’s nais. No moar danglee fings tu mess wif. Safur fur teh kitteh adn fur teh danglee fings, afinkso.
Dat’s wat dey always say wen da pets are suddenly gone…usually, in mai case, it coincides wif wen da famlee is moovin tu new house…
Ai haz a sad abowt dat. Wunce ai fownd a litlol Meezer kitteh wandering arownd in teh foothillz. It hab a koller wif a bell awn it. Ai tuk it tu teh kitteh shellter adn dey named it “Lucky.” (No relayshun to teh udder “Lucky” awn dis thred, none at awl.) It gotted adopted rite away.
Himz wuz dun havvin chilluns, rite?
Lol, yash!
Aifinkso teh kitteh wuz given awai wfi a qwikness. Adn if memree serbes mii, twas a meezer.
Meezers cum wif own set ub tweezers, aifinkso.
aw… how cud he blame teh kitteh…. dangly fings.. thatz wot they liek! Canna blame teh kitteh for doin wot comes natchurally….
Speshlee wen dey so low tu da ground…like lebitating mousies…
Kint
….
breev
…
laffin….
…
tew
….
hard
…
!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!!!
Putz nasal oxy gin canula awn NS. Dis halps Naw U shud breev beddur.
*turns oxy gin flow up to elebenty*
Ow, ow, ow…mai husbin roofer, him comes home wif hammer gashes, razor knife gashez, him nawt use bandaids, him supergloos ebbryfing closed…wazzup wif dat? Iz sum kinna man fing tu use da supergloo?
Iz quick and eazzee. Uze it in teh amblolance awl teh tyme.
Aifot was sum MANLEE fing….ai noes up on da roof, wen sumone nawt member tu bring hims hardhat, dey haz pink ones dat dey makes dem ware awl deh….husbin laffs an tells meh storees bout da poor mens dat has tu ware da pinkee hardhats awl day!!
Mai goggies nawt sekkund aid baux came wif teh mediclol supr glu foar animlols. Staies awn beddur den a band aid foar activ goggies and peepz.
My fingur gotted cut an dey uzed teh sooper-gloo stuff.
Ob coarse, fingur got infeckted an wuz lawng storee.
Dat cut costed me >$100 an seberal trips to docktor.
Dat’s wat ai wuld fink, rhsb, if it cubberd wif supergloo, an git infected, how kin it heel if ebbryfing inside da skin an nawt gits air? Plus it wuld burn an sting…nawt want. Iz jes Texas fing, or you heer dis too? Wen ai littlol girl, mai grampa would put mechurichrome on da boo-boos, but we call it monkey blood.
See ya cheezpeeps ::waves:: gotta go tew administration and file some paperwurk. Be back later.
*waves bai-bai tu deh Nc66
See ya lader!!
I finkso, yes…. i working wif a guy hoo did wood carvingz in himz spare tiyme…. he awlwayz kumming tu work wif super gloo on deh finnerz. Den himz step dotir married a Dr. ….so he had deh free supple eye uv budderfly klipz…. he still usinged deh supergloo, tu, tho….
Iz littlol stoopy fing…him gawt littlol tube ub da soopergloo in da medicine cabnit…NAWT TU BEH MOOBED…den ai needs da supergloo fur sumfin…den, sheesh…ai nawt ebber fot ub it liek bandaid!! Him habs big gashes in hands, den puts dat stuff awn it…it stings an him make noyse like it hurt…Ai finks, wai yoo du sumfin dat hurt so bads, wy not jes puts bandaid on it? Den ai heers xplainashun obber an obber…*ai still nawt member xplanashun, cuz bai dat tiem, mai eers nawt heers wat hims mouf is sayin*
Dey haz supr glu maeded fur use az bandaid dat nawt stings…mebbee U getz heem sum foar valetine dai?
Ai uze teh New Skin. U can buys it at moast drug stores.
Hey, maybee ai can yooz it awn mi first grayderz. Dey alwayz want teh band-aids fur ebbree litlol scratch, den spend teh nekst ten minnits tayring teh band-aid awf. Old band-aids awn teh classrume rug…pleh.
getz teh new skins. has teh antiseptic innit adn iz nawt stingy. U can haz teh spray oar the liquid wif teh brush.
Dat yoosta be stinging — duz it nawt stinging enny moar?
…
Oh — an it smellz liek ‘nannerz.
Nawt as bad as teh regular supr gloo. Oar teh Iodine mai mommaKat used.
Gud ideeya! Mush beddur den teh iodine ub teh old days…owee owee owee.
Ai gotta go owt, sew ai muss say gud-bye. Fanks fur sew mush funnee joeks.
Hab a gud eebening, ebbreewun! {{cheezpeeps}}
ai bet daz be hurtin if daz happinin tew u
Ai bet it wuld.
I so happy to greet our kitteh overlords
dats wut teho used tew say
has not seen himz in a while
an cookie’s human too
I miss demz
ai fink teho went ober to teh dark syde … dunno ab00t cookie’s human.
teh dark side! oh noes!
Upfi I juss lubs ur adorable gnu abitar! sew cute!
pope kitteh wans U to kiss himz ring
*CARO MIO!*
…an tehn ai wil SNORGLEYU!
SNORGLES!!!! LUV SNORGLES!
[berry off topic] can somwun pleez explain 2 mee how ai can change my avatar heer?[/berry off topic]
Dunt wurry, it happens to teh best of us. Luk for the cweenly abatar of cweenmj, clicky her bloo nayme. She has a blog on word pretzel wif byootimus helpers 4 awl kind of situashuns, like wanting wun’s own abatar or habbing a bloo name. She’s up fred saying goodbye to nativeca66, luk. She can help u, it taykes too long to try and eggs plane here.
UPFI!!!! **runs kwiklee an aksidentalee runs over teh catterpillur**
Oops, sry.
I gotted ur card. Note wuz teh nyse.
Hao u doin?
RHSB!!!!!! *hugs rhsb firmly*
SO nice to c u awl again! AI has nawt propurly said goodbye be4 ai went, aifinkso. Glad u laiked mai card. In German is tradishon to write a bit more than just “Merry Christmas”. Hope u cud read it …
RHSB!!!!!! *hugs rhsb firmly*
SO nice to c u awl again! AI has nawt propurly said goodbye be4 ai went, aifinkso. Glad u laiked mai card. In German is tradishon to write a bit more than just “Merry Christmas”. Hope u cud read it …
Upfi!! u haz a noo caterpillar!! Adn it b habbing a beeg smilol!!! so kewt!
Yes, mail beloubbed and honored cween, dis is mai REAL cat err pillar, like ai draw it by hand on mai snail mail letturs. Ai tried it wif a paint programme tonite cos mush as ai lubs teh green caterpillar, it realy isn’t mine and probably copee-rited and stuff. And dis is moar mai color, u noes. Oh, ai is glad to be back in cheezland! Ai took the LOL buk to mai fambly at Krismus, but dey don’t get it. Dey can’t unnerstand why peeps spend so mush tyme here. *sigh*
*nodz
not awl peepz unnerstanding Cheezland. perfeklee nice peepz… smart adn funne and ebbreefing…just don’t get it. But datz ok. wii lubz dem enneewayz.
Oh Hai Bellie!! Iz u noo??? Welkum tu Cheezland. Dis b a wundermouae plaiz tu playing. Dhe onlyest rool iz tu being nice. I haz sum halperz fur deh noobeez at
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
It haz awl kindz uf info abowt avatarz and stuffz like dat dere.
Cheez!!
**whispurrs*
Tehre iz anudder rool: Nawt to be messin wif my Lucky!
fanks berry much, mai cween
Ai am so noo, ai still smell after teh factry
and ai figred out the bloo nayme thingie already, fanks upfi!
Welkum to Cheezland, Belllie! Itz a rillee fun place wif lawts uf niftee creechurz.
Sew niec to hazzin anudder cheezpeep arownd!
hais Belllie welcomes to the bestest place ebbberrrrr lol hehe i am tiggles i am a pirate vampire cat as i got bits by dis ebil vampie yest
~sticks out paws to shake new fwiends paw~
fanks u all for teh great welcoming committee!
Dun’t menshun it, Belllie! Is nyce to c u around! Dis is a wunnermus plaice full of teh most frendlee peeps on Earth.
*Crawls wif a kwikness*
U is frum AMSTERDAM! Dag mevrouw! Wat leuk! Ik zou graag uw vriendje willen zijn!
O’hai ur cweenieness has u been okies?
*Kumz running up tu tigglez and puttingz deh brakez on too late.
*Krashingz intu Tigglez adn wii bof goez rollingz
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Oh Hai Tigglez!!!!!
I b fine. how u iz??
*gets up, quick shakes of head…thats better eyes rolls into place*
Im okies fanx ur hienessness nessy i haz missed so mush buts i backs now yeah!!!
*dives on cweenie and licks her ear*
I gots bit by a pirate vampire thou some im now a little bit ebil
O’hai peeples wahts a happens in the cheezworld?
kiss DAT?!?!!!!1! no wai. dat ting’s bin in teh littrbocks
that’s so cute