Never let it be said that cats cannot
Never let it be said that cats cannot follow instructions…
dese kittehs follo instruchuns 2.
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Ai din’t noe kittehz cud reed
Nawt sekkund agen, Anni!!! Look, wii haz a 4-wai tye!!!
Yiss, less awl conga off 2 teh tye booteek!
Whooo hoooo Annipuss!!!
Irz urlee – ai’ll bee teh bary tone!!
Taeks annipuss, azuberlolute, an bluesfan473 bai teh hans an danses around in a cirkle!!
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We can sing kwartets!!!!
ai’ll dew teh hand claps & feenger snaps fer teh rest uv yew, trust meh awn this, yew doan wan meh tew sing!
putz hans awn annipuss’s hipz!!! Off to teh TY Boo Teek!!!!
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gibbocat wuz heer awn Krissmas Eve – bein Santa!! An there’s lots ov noo stuff! An teh sails ar awn!!! Toofers!! Taek wun – get wun free!!
*putz hans awn Janets hipz*
da da da da da KIK!
da da da da da KIK! *sound uv braking glass*
way hay!
*dansing down teh rode*
*whilst singing a Handel cantata wif floot obbligato*
da da da da da KIK!
da da da da da KIK!
da da da da da KIK!
da da da da da KIK! *sound uv braking glass*
way hay!
*lol!! Wuz taht anodder shop window???
way hay!
Ware did u fyned mai hipz, Janet? Ai hazn’t noed ware dey wuz fur yeerz!
An P.S. akshully we haz a makramay…
Where did it go?????
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But yoo can awlwaiz play yur floot!!! WHAT a treet!!! A tweet treet?? A sweet tweet Treet!? Ai ar giddee fur no reezon ai can think ov??? LOL!!
Oh, yuss, tehy surtinlii kan! Tux kittoon iz kliirlii busht, er, tyred. (Didden miin tu uttur a profanniti!)
ur game. I plays it.
An ai winzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sum ar just eezier than odders!
oar moar liekabul ^^
yah, teh sleepin an nommin instruckshuns iz mah fayvrit
Duz a kitteh need instrukshunz fur sleepin an nommin?
well, if you give them they will be followed (of course, if you don’t give them, they’ll still be followed)
OH, Moe!!!!!! I LOVES yr abatar!
10Q. I lub Hobbes, him berry filasoffickle
Ai alwuz fout ai wud hab a kidlet liek Kalvin, butt (!) ai neber hadded anee kidlets.
Hobbes wus neededed 2 b keepin Kalvin in lien.
ohai moe! yr blog iz moz innerestin. duz yew hab a cheezsite too?
ohai KBC!!! its DK. Me has a leve! me wuz in Seattle 4 half aweek durin lolcatmas.
YAY!!!! I hopez deh lolmas leeve wuz gud!! Did u git snowed on??
Kitteh iz teh champ at taht gaim!
Drunk kitteh is playing the rite game.
dat kitteh WINZ!!!
LOL!!! kittehz awlmost AWLWAIZ win! Becuz tehy ar so full ov it!!
*slapping forehead* sillyz meeeez….I furgots
O.o nao ai reeded silly meeeenz adn fot “wowie… a men hu admits eet!” but u bees a gurrl adn typded sumfink otter dan ai reeded… riet?
silly siobhan…yuz ever heerz a guy admits to dat???? yes, imz a gurrl, and wifs a hubs that would curl up n die afors admitz furgots! (roflmao) ^paws, siobhan, urs rietz!
Ur card game
Make nyce sleepy plase
It are bord game… kitteh iz bord.
Onlee fing dat maeks dis teh bedder wud b a sunshien beem, aifinksew.
O, MAI! Ai hazn’t sene taht gaym sins teh ’60s! Wuz bery pop-yewler in teh “Singelz Ownlee” apt bldg Ai lived inn. Evun wen ownlee drinkin bier wee’d get bery waisted, bery fast! T’wuz sillee!
“Mem’reeeez….”
owt wib one eerwurm in wib da next… jes keeps goin…
meeeembreeehs lait da cornurs ob mai maind… *sniff*
misteh woturclolurd membreeeehhhss… ob da wai we wur… *sniff sniff*
*sniff** O noes!!! nawt teh memmreeez!
“ob da wai we wur”
But it wuz teh fun!!! But teh deer frenz. . . *sniff sniff*
I lubs deh song the movie not that mush
Chick Flick. Feh…
Ohai Maus!
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Hao were da performansiz? Yew hab a gud tym?
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Wii haz misseded yew heer….wii had a troll dat reallee cudda uzed, in da werds ub da faymaus LCB, “a gud, brisk debreefing”.
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Hoap yew beh habbing da gud lolidays!
Hi BDM! The ballet went very well. I’m sorta having a “tech-free” holiday, so I haven’t been around much.
Sorry about the troll. And you don’t need a fancy cart to do a debriefing. Just grab and yank…
Butt yew beh da bestest at eet, an ai wud nawt wish tew deprive yew ub da funz
PS Ai haz a happi fur yew dat de ballet wented well… butt hao cud eet be uddersize wif WunderMaus!
*snif* *snif* *snurfel* Itz gitz wurss. Ai wuz finkin uf teh udder “Mem’reeez” sawng. Frum “Katz.” Ai hafta leev teh rume az sune az Ai heerz teh intro r Ai fawlz appartz. Toadully. *snivvel* Iz dune itz nao… Sadduss sawng ai ebber heerd.
Ai fink ai go luk 4 taht stoopud gaym…inn klozit mebbe. Wee cud plai itz wif kuppsa hott chai. Wif wippt kreem. Tahtz sum feelgud…Yawlfinksew? Iz 2 urlee heer 4 innyfing strawngr.
ai haded 2 sings da sawng owt laod 2 noes eet wus nawt da 1 frum cats… mai hedd gottit cats adn da sawn toadlolly mixded ^^
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ur ideer sowns gweat!
O, fangkew…ebrybuddy sew kinde n fotful inn heer. Ai gotta boxa tee gudieez frum Stash tudai, sew Ize bin samplin dem awl. Ai haz a happee nao. Wisch ai cud shairr wif ebrywon.
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May Ceiling Cat make nise upon us in New Yeer, an he’p us put wurld bak 2gedder agin!
Wish I cud do dat rite nao. I woked up wif hedake.
**crawls unner the bed to nap**
crawls unner deh bed
here haz sum ginger tea
will make U feelz bettah
*crawls unner teh bed*
*blakk delikat paw ober heddayky hed, cool an comfortin*
Yo. Failblog.org is messed up. Both at home and at work it causes my browser to crash.
Whoops! Does that make it a FAIL-FAIL? Or FAIL-squared?
iffn eet bees a fail fail… dus eet bees a win den?
ai habs da pwoblim 2es wib failblog adn totally looks laik sumtaims. mebbeh jes wurdpretzlol messin wib us.
Scott
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Mah adbis is dis–contak techsupport ub da site. When it was happening heer, ai contaqet dem, and da Cheezez figured out it was an advertiser trying to hijax this site. They shut down awl the adbertizers fur a little whiles, an hab been watching berry closely tew see dat it nawt happening agin. If its happening on Failblog, they may be able tew pin down which adbertiser it iz, and send dem packing.
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An sins mah adbis beh free, eet mah beh wurf ebbree pennee yew’ve paid.
Ai donot noes abowt udder peeps kittehs, butt mah Buddee Kitteh beh da berry gud at followin destructions… him kums when ai cawls him, him stands still fur him shot ub in sew lyn, him plais fetch, an him snorgles wundermauslee.
ai fink ai wuds faint iffn ai haded 2 gibs mai kittehs da in sew lyn… *shudders*
lulz! u bees da win ur majistee
LOLs… mah Buddy beh layin awn mah feets, keepin mah toeses warm.
He beh da bestest, full ub win an awesum. 
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Da in sew lyn nawt beh tew bad… him felines beddur after him haz his shot, and ai gibes him snorgles and tells him hao awesum he beh after him gets his shot. Him eben kum gets meh tew gib him his shot if ai am nawt payin attenshuns enuf tew sea it beh tyme fur his shot. Ai donot lyk needuls, but it beh de amazin what yew can dew when yew has tew…ai :heart: Buddy, and its part ub takin gud kare ub him.
Owr tuxie-kitteh cumes wenebber Ai calls her;
Teh lellow Lolbradoar cumes wenebber hims feals liek iyt;
Prittee suun teh kitteh gunna bark; adn teh Lolbradoar wills beegin tuu purr, Ai finksoe!!
mai unique kitteh comes wen kawled, and she fetches tew…Tira kitteh comes if eet suits her, and nebber fetches
Ai usta take kare uf teh kitteh-gessts wif diabeetus wen ai wurkt @ Cat Hotel. Tehy wuz awl sew gud ubowt it, eben wen strainjur (mee) giv teh shots. Wee eben had won kitteh hoo tuk saim kinda oral meds az ai does…glipizide. Ai wuz supprized @ taht teh furst tyme shee staid wif us. Smawl wurld.
yew haz a fine kitteh, afinkso! mai Boo will fetch, but nebber iz she stan still!
ohai KBC!!! its DK. Me has a leve! me wuz in Seattle 4 half aweek durin lolcatmas.
Kitteh canz followz
instrukkshunz wenz itz canz halpz
bennefittz Kitteh
Lawwwwng slippurree gaym
bawkz mayz ekksellentz bed 4
bizzee Tukkz Kitteh
Oanlee feeeng bettah
4 Tukkz Kitteh woodz beez 2
getz insyde t3h bawkz!
Indeeanna Joanz
Kitteh habz fowdz t3h Krystill
Skull. Deezurbz a Napz
Jack.
Ooh, teh Tuxie wif teh pinky noes and toes… I wud sneek up and slide a hand onto teh soft bellie and snorgle jintly until he roald over and streeeetched, going from croissant cat to fortune-cookie cat…
*sigh*
I am at wurk. No kittehs here.
iz kyoot tuxie, luuks leik owr Dragon kitteh…but wuld be danjirus tew slyde a hand up hiz bellie – theer iz a reezon his nayme be Dragon
kitteh AWL wayz wins dis gaym….
Ruh-roh! Duz kitteh pass-owt rilly? Iz silee butt wikkid game. Sum skwares telz u to taik a smoak iff u lannd onnem. Oar chugg-a-lugg drinkee. (oar taik awf artekul uv klotheeng…) Kant beleev ai wuz eber taht yung an stoopid. But ai wuz.
That cat is so cute.
Look, real world speech.
this looks just like my moms cat twichy for real no lie.
I sell dat game at wurk! lol I wurk at Spencers.