Why doesnt we
Why doesnt we purtend dis never happen? hmmm?
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Ai wull iffn u wull
W00t!!!! wii haz a 5 way ty!!!! K’mon guise, letz hit up deh ty booteek fur goodieez!!! I think I’ll grab a kitteh calendar fur 2009!! I think it haz pitcherz uf pinny gigz in it, tu!!
Well, ebree purson haz dere own yoose fur dem.
* maeks note tu self: Nebber sign contracts wib lolcatburglar inc. adn dollar sign on letterhed *
Yew nawt wannid tew beh mah cennerfowld calenar pinnygig??
Wii gotz anover makromay wif Annipuss in the nawt sekkund spot.
Iz berry berry hard tu beet deh Annipuss!! she haz deh kwick wit adn deh kwik finnnerz…. wen I growz up I wantz tu b Annipuss.
Mee too!
Owr Annipuss is fulla Awesum an Win!
Nawt to be blushin, Annipuss.
Wii LUBS u berry muchlee!
{{{Annipuss}}}
nawt want! we lub yew az yew are, oh qween!
Ai doan’t fink cween wud want iffn she noed me better!
Maykin yu an ofFUR yu kanut refewz
Whi nawt? Well….
I alwais wunder where teh kitteh gots teh munnies…
♫
She werks hard fur deh munneez
So hard fur it hunnee
She werks hard fur deh munneez
Sew u bedder treet hur rite!!
Eerwurm!
Better tahn teh wun I hadded a minnit ago. I iz bein STAWLKED by Soft Cell!
Nao dey stawkin me!! ♫ Tain-ted Lub ♪
*snerk*
Deres dat werd agin!
(COMES UP BHIND DA CWEEN, AN TAPS HUR BERI JENTLEE ONHUR
(OOPS) royal sholdur) (whispurs) skuz mi, mai cween, but pweeze tew check yur
e-meow bowt 6 mins frum naow. tank yu
Schmoooz!!!!!
fankz!!
Wen dis sawng wus populoler, a frend’z kidlet wus a toddlr. Him sanged teh sawng “Wurkin hard for teh mommie.”
Needless 2 say, she lubbed it.
ai won sai nuffin iffn yu sai nuffin otay doggeh
Sumwon mite git rong ideeah
ai traded u oen ob dees 4 a hundert dolar towl
Heer? Gets rong eyedea heer?
Naw….
Shurely u jest.
It may nawt bii just, butt ai’ve eben bin known tew joust, if yew git teh jist.
I see nuffing!! I noez nuffing!!!1!!
SHULTZ!!!!
Noes, Ah jes fin dis onna floor. Don no hao iz cummed owt frum ur pokket.
An finderz keeperz STN
**whispurrs**
Wut duz “STN” meen? I has teh stoopy.
So There Nyah!
Fanks, Annipuss.
**whispurrs back to rhsb**
ai duzn’t noe eever.
leeb teh munnies onna tayblol, yu sed…
tihs nawt end up awn interwebs, yu sed…
ai maek eet lukk classy, yu sed…
Ohai, cween! Did yoo see teh messidj I lefted u last nite?
Ohai, GP. Did yoo lern ennyfing frum watchin my bideo? Reddy to demonstrayte foar us?
Ohai! hao yu is? yesh yesh ai has umm… lerned a lawt frum yur bideo… umm… err… yesh but but but ai kneads moar praktiss, aifinkso, uh huh. yesh.
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Sooo, unteel leeza gibes me teh poles back frum teh skwirrl playfing fing ai gabe hurr fur lolmas, ai no can dans dans. sry.
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* lukks arownd nerbussly *
**eies GP wif a suspishun**
R u SHURE dats why u has teh bideo, GP?
It cannawt be dooplycated, so jes remember dat u iz unablol to maek teh copees. Jes sayin.
* tabs back frum Ebay *
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huh? whut yu sai? O nose, ai wud NEBBER copy eet OAR sell eet, honest!
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* lukks arownd nerbussly *
Ohai eberybawdy!
Ai jes gawt bak frum puttng uh bid awn this interesting luking bideo awn Ebay. Nawt eben sure wuts awn it, but it looked enticing.
Wutz goin’ awn here?
video? ai mizzed teh VIDEO….
wot???
r u sayin my crissmuss prezent woz a re-gifty??
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
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SSSHHH!!! juss akt liek yu no want tu gib teh poles back, otay?
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* lukks arownd nerbussly agen *
Dis kitteh has lerned alot from LCB, aifinkso!
Conga rats on teh on five-way tye! Teh lukkee winnerz ar: Annipuss, Carosue, Guinness Piggeh, Karen, adn teh Cween. Wii can haz feest 2 sillybrate?
Hao abowt chokklit martoonies, fololowed by lolbstur wif melltid budder adn lemon? Chocolat moose fur deezert?
Adn nao fur entertaynment:
*dans dans dans*
*lite leep…slidee slidee..CRASH*
OOPS! Nebbur mind teh borked furniture…hab a jollee thyme at teh Ty Booteek!
hummmmm yummmmm lobster!!!!!
* stands around looking hungree, holding a lemon wedge*
May I halp yoo, ma’am?
sew sry aboot teh slow services! Heer is teh lobster yoo orderd. Teh bill was hyooge, but nao is fwee dew to teh slowness. Apologees fer inconweniences!!!
woo hoo free lobsters! hang awn i gotta cawl mai frens
Fank yoo kind Sir
fwee lawbsturs? did sumwun say FWEE lawbsturs? can Ai has sum, plzkthns!
*pushes awll the shells off the tabul to maek room fur turtlol*
pweese joyne mi
Oooh. Wii can join tew? Ai brought mai fwend…Herb.
XC lint! u an Herb are alwais welkome
Hmmm…
::ponders teh consequences ob combining turtlol wit Herb::
Culd result in uh BOOM
i thot uh BOOM needed the microwavie machine?
rich kitty is rich
Izzit tiem to go hoam yet? My hares hurt.
didja notice da kitteh haz 2 widdle white harts between his/her eyes? how sweet!
now i see it! dat is teh kute!
Prittee Kitteh needz
munneez clipz ‘cuz Kitteh no
habz t3h deep pawkittz
No habz shallo wunnz,
eevur. Munneez iz cawnsept
Kitteh duz nawt grawk
Munnee clipz iz pryze
shynee deevyss. Woodz luukz grayt
in hurz collekkshun!
Jack.
Jack! U got it rite. Teh munnies part is jus sumfin 4 kitteh to sitz on, aifinksew. Teh shynee clip b teh priiz.
Ai heer yur teh man to see abowt teh nip
Aifink teh kitteh’s naym iz Madoff… Bernie Madoff… maydoff wid teh munnies…
*snerk*
Kitteh sez: “Wel, yuu dyd saiy tu ‘Shoew me teh munnie!’;
‘K: soe heer iyt iys!!”
(Haowsumebber, Kitteh, doan bees pooshing teh ennvehloap!)
Awlsoe, Ai fink taht Kitteh ar an opperahtor, wif taht sweetie iynnoscent luuk; her kannawt fuul me; Ai knoes a Con-Kitteh wen Ai seas wun!!
Player kitteh plays yew.
Corrupt Kitteh
cannot join teh US Senate taht way
hahahaha! LOL!!!! gude wun!
wurked b 4! shud nawt but duz, aifinkso.
Kitteh’s naym must be Blagojevich.
kitteh kan mayke akksidentz happn, ya no! u no wantz akksidentz, doez u?
I will gibs U deh rest
aftah deh job is done
in cash
Iz teh Gawdfadder kitteh!
BREAKING – Blajovich appoints cat to senate
kitteh wood du a bedder jawb and be moar honest, tu…
wood werk fur Cheezburgers!!
DemoCats VS RePupLicans
You are the hieght of just-too-muchery.
zomg what the kutest kitteh!
iz ze mafia kitteh
lol i luvs icanhascheezburger i liek all de itteh bitteh kitteh committeh picshures.<
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lol i luvs icanhascheezburger i liek all de itteh bitteh kitteh committeh picshures.<
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so cool