
The cause of bad hair days… … and horrible dreams
i can halp u git rid of dose bad dreemz.
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The cause of bad hair days… … and horrible dreams
i can halp u git rid of dose bad dreemz.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Hardclaw
Keeps ur hedd warm tho
It’s also why your hair is so greasy.
nytmatr…
dat wuz sposta sayy “nytmayrz”
Dass otay – Ai aer a bit dislecksik so din’t notiss!
Yuss, kittoon wud hav nytmayrz frum sittin awn taht hardhed!
Ohai calicocoa, lukks liek juss teh 2 uv us – an Ai haz 2 go owt soon. We haz a frost dat will last awl dai. DO NAWT WANT!
Beeviz adn Butthedd.
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*butt/hedd*
ohai woozled. yuo haz a funnee!
conga ratz, deer annipuss! dansee? drinkee?
Thx, Ai fink Ai need a hawt drink b4 Ai dans off 2 teh fud shop!
(porz nais bigg mugg ov anni’z fayvrit…)
nitey nitey foar nao. is’t layt hear in kaly… (zzzz…)
Nite, nite, Calicocoa! sleap tite!
Annipuss- congrats on nawt-sekund-Agayn!! Duz u go fud shoppin ebberee dai? Yikes! I ushually goes wunce a week, eggsept to pik up 1 or 2 things.
Yiss, Ai go shoppin ebbry dai – sumtiemz is ownlee 2 get a papur, but Ai aer spozed 2 walk ebbry dai. Awlso, Ai can’t carry a lot an doan’t dribe, so need 2 shop liddle an offen!
*Wanderz in wif sleepy iiz and hairz poking owt ebbree witch way.
*lukz at ICHC..
Catz cawze bad hair daze??
*Runz bak tu bedruum lukking fur cat.
Well, durn… no catz, just sleeping huzbin.
laife causz bad hair… or in sum peeps cases, bad hare.
iz kittehbutthed wurse tahn bedhed? U be teh judge!
gud mornin, Bluesfan!! Iz u reddy fur deh Noo Yeer?
gud moanin cweenmj! ah’m az reddy az ai cahn bee ai gess! Happee Noo Yeer tew awl cheezfrendz!
ai haz tew skamper awf tew teh laundree naow cuz wii spoze tew be gitten anuvver storm startin soon, blargh! Haz a gud dai frendz!
Hoominz hed hair mite b messy, but kittehz butt hair iz styld purrfecly!
Aww dats kwoot! I miss mai kittehs bein on teh bedz wif mee…day awlwais usin tew be sleepins wif me til ai gotz maiself a new hooman man in teh howse n now he banishes teh kittehs frum sleepins on teh bed wif me, he gives me teh mad sumtymes cos if dis, i sai to him i rather teh kittehs in heer dan yuo least teh dun snore (as much) he be jellus of mai kittehs ifinkso cos i lubs dem sooo much!
pfft. Dummee new hoomans. Wutt dey bee thinkin? Obveeusslee kittehs are moar importunt.
*nods sollumlee*
Mai gudness, Kafleen, u b up berry erly!!
hppy mew yeer!
*nods sollumlee back at kafleen* i sais tew himz yuo lubs meh? yuo lubs mai kittehs, we comez asa packaj deel no has wun wifowt teh udder!
Yoo watch dis fella when him finks yoo not lookin. Mai bettur haf sez no kittehs in him bedroom, sez kittehs is pleh. Him talks bad abowt dem awl teh tiem. Den when him finks Iz not lookin, he’s lubbin on dem and talks to dem awl sweet. Him feedz dem befor I get up, so dey lubz him. I come in whyl hez watchin teh tb, and I sez “why iz my kitteh sittin on yur lap?” Him sez “Ebil fings won’t leeb me alone”. LOL. I is wize to him nao!
Mebee urz is in teh closet, too.
Hmmmm…dat duz mayke senze..der bee tymes y i dunno y but teh kittehs wun i partikooler seems jes tew lubs hym sew much iz awlways roun him n maykes teh purrs moar sew dan wif mee…straynj dat…hmmm…you has givvun meh an ideea musicmom870 – iz gun tryn owt my man hooman frum teh kitteh clawset!
Hmm… sownds liek sumwun ai noes. Tells frenz he “toleratez” mai kittehs, den wen he finks ai nawt be lookin, he sweet-talks dem an pets dem.
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…Den he be fussin abowt teh cat furs awn his closes…
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*sigh*
lolz it mus def be a man hooman thing den ifinkso!
Frow out hooman and let teh kittehs in!
ITZ MIDNITE IN AUSTRAYLYA!! HAPPEE NOO YEER!!!!!!!!!!
Shud oeld ukwayntens b furgawt
An nevur brot 2 maiiiiiind?
Shud oeld ukwaynets b furgawt
Aa-an deyz uv oeld laang zaiyn?
Fur oeld la-ang zaiyn, mah deer!
Fur oeld la-ang zaiyn!
We’z tawk a kup uv burgrz yet
Fur oeld la-ang zaiyn!
Wot loldemon sayd! happytayle nee yeer ozz!
*fweeeeeeeet*
*frows cunfetty, jiglols poynty partee hat*
Happee Mew Eers evybunee!!!1!
Hopin all hab a happee, helfy adn sayf 2009!!
Jest no haz dreem wayr u iz eeting jiant orinj lawleepawp, k?
DEAR LOL BLOG MANAGERS: WHY NOT TAKE YOUR INTRUSIVE SWANSON BANNER AD AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS?
yu iz vegemataryan?
yu iz rood fur shur
Hao beriberi rood (an LOWD!)!! Purrhaps dis wun bees krankee caws is passd hims sleepeetiems?? Goes an has a liddul naps, an nawt luk at stoopy banannur dat bees upsettin yu. Den mebbeh yu feels beddur.
TROLL ALLERT! Ifn u doezent leik dis plais – den go awai. Peepz heer to haz fun and plai neice. Notz to be rood and sai bad werdz.
*scrachez hed*
*scraches nek*
NOOOO! i has TEH ICHIEZ!!no! i nedz a doctor! halp! HALP!
Or bad smelz in yer sleep…
Kitteh wishes hoomin a Merry Assmas
Dat explanz sooooo much!!
Yup, luks familiar.
My three kittehs are lil’ furry alarm clocks temselfs. And no snooz button! *mutters about five o’clock being too early*
lol he gonna haz hare ballz in da morin
Headcrab!
i wouldn’t want 2 wake up wif that on mai head
teh oranj onez r poysin
u haz a funni!