Grampa kitteh
Grampa kitteh wondering where he lef his teef
grampa dont haz 2 worree abowt cavateez.
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Gushifuds! Ai must haz teh gushifuds!
conga ratz awn teh tawp spot NS.
Hawt chawklits adn shwimp cocktayls fur sillibrashuns?
Hmm… wun or teh otter, aifink. Chawklit + shwimp duzzint sownd sew appealing.
…
Mebbe shwimp cocktayl & hawt tee wif lemming?
Wii can go plai onna GREAT lol? It nawt borked yet.
onlee eff teh shrimpees hav gon thru a blendr… ew.
If dey iz cut up small & in ceviche, derez rillee no chooing rekwired.
ai r nawt a fan uv shrimpees oar rillee enny shellfishies… but then dere iz moar foar awl uv u!
*offurs jk2kitteh sum hoam-baekd cookies*
*snifs foar fishee kinda suspishushlee, no shrimpee smell detektd*
fanks ns!
*taeks byte*
ooh yum! dese r gud!!
mai fambleee makes a beri gug swimp salad yu mite likee- get acan ob med size peeled and deveined swimp, chop up in widdle pieces, mix wid mayo and chopped up green onions (4 to 6), salt n peppa, stir 2gevvur, chill. add mixture to 1/2 head icebergur lettuce- yummy !
I can has sample?
it sownd gud cept foar the shrimpees…
snerk! Ai agreez…
wot? U no liek shwimps??
and I thot we wuz teh twins!!
yu can substitoot tuna, oar chicken, eben add
cashews, ifn yu likes- is awl gud !
So… has teh ship sailed on that sample?
sawwy, LCB ! heer yu go- fwee sampel ob da
yummy shwimp salad swished troo da
innertubees tew yoo ! njoy !
*picks off a few stray electrons*
*takes a bit of shrimp salads*
*does a happy yummy danse*
U still might be teh twins. This is just a way of telling which one is teh evil twin and which one is teh evil twin whut doesn’t like shrimps.
hm… ur logic, it excapes meh!
Whut was u doing wif my logic in teh first place, hmmmm?
Logicallee.. I guess I shud know teh answer to that… but liek I sed, it excaped meh!
Maybe it wasn’t even urs!
Maybe…. itz on itz way across teh country to find itz way home rite now! Accompanied by itz zany siedkick, illogick.
Pore, sick illogic. Is teh no funs traveling when u is not feeling well.
Sounds like that realiltee show…. Teh Amazing Retch!
*runsreallyfastandpownsesawnLCB*
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Ohai LCB!
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*schmoo*
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*Runz away reallee fast tew da GRATE LOL frum earlier, since it nawt borked!&
Oh yash yash, wii bees teh twins, just separamated at birf n razed in diffrent cultshurs.
Ai lubs teh skallups – duz taht cownt?
mmm yesh!
I lubs all teh see fuds.
Skallups, oy-sters, fishees, cwabs…. and SHWIMPS!
U likes teh see fuds? Well, u’ll lubs this, then.
*turns back on leeza, puts fuds in mouth, chews them just enuff to mash ‘em up gud*
*turns toward leeza and opens mouf wide*
*pause*
*opens own mouth wide*
Thee? Fuds!
aka LOOKEES!
ewwwwww!
ewwwww… teh Amazing Retch, Part Deux!
So, ur saying u want a sekkond halping?
*runs from teh room wif her hand over hur mouth*
How rude. She din’t even say goombye. Hmph.
Hello,all…..
Lublee to see awl teh Xmas abatars !!!
Aifinkso hur gumbo needz sturring. nawt haz tyme tu say ne fing.
EEEEEEEEK!!!
*Grabz eek bai deh pawz and duz a liddlol
*dansy, dansy, dans, danz!!
How u b???
EEEEEEKKKK!!!!!
**runs ober to Eek an noks hur ober**
I missed u! Ware has u been?
*runs bak in, a littul green*
EEEECK! How is u? Ware has u bin?
How was ur crissmus??
Eeck!
How u been?
Whare u been?
Did u bring me a present?
I gets teh floofy kitteh!
Soree,LCB…no presents.
Feel free to bisit and “borrow” whuteber u fancee…
Hai Leeza,Hai rhsb,Hai Cween…..ai haz been bad ahnd nawt logging awn lately.
Mai New Yeers rezolewshun iz to get bak to mai frenz !!
*psst, duz eeeeeeeeeeeeeck noes bout the “show all” after 200 comments? her mite fink no one ansering…….. jus sayin*
YAY!!!
:::::nebber mind:::::
*pouts*
Well, I guess that’s ok. Oh, and here’s something 4 u. U can see all teh Xmas avatars here, even the ones that peeps has since taken off.
http://www.kthxbuy.com/ichcxmas.html
Fanks,Jamama….it took me a minut to figure it owt!
ish makin ush awl crazzzeeeeee! yew can’t clik on who be tawkin to get wair yew want to go………… ai uzully quit at 200 commints or we go to snother fred! gud tew see yew!!! Merry/Happy!!!
oh LCB, yew gonna keep dat file sew we duzznt wair teh sayme fing next yer?
Could be.
Ai fink teh abatars are awl wunnerful….sorree ai missed Crismas !!!
Hayte to drop in after,oh,a month or 2 den drop out agin…but it’s been a lawng day of bad werk & bad bowling,so ai iz goin to bed.
Nite,awl….ai will check in 2morrow (day off…Yay!)
If u has teh day off, then mabye u could shop for a prezzie for me.
Just sayin’.
mebbe sumfin shiney?
Nothin sez luvvin liek a gifty card to teh Fyrehouse Fish Howse.
‘U catch em, we cook em!’
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I is hedded to beds too… nite all!
Nite Leeza!
*ties string awn finger to bemember to ask for giftee kard tomorrow*
YAY!!! Nightshayde haz deh tawp spot!!!
Dansy dans dans.
*grabz NS pawz adn Dansy, dans, dans, dans sum moar.
*holds cweenmj’s pawz*
*Dansy dansy dan-sy*
*Dansy dansy dan-sy*
Wun too free an wun too free
*Dansy dansy dan-sy*
Promenade left
loop teh loop
Pass corner right shoulders, Right Turn Thru with opposite;
Pass corner left shoulders, Left Turn Thru with partner;
Pass corner right shoulders, Right Turn Thru with opposite;
Pass corner left shoulders, left to partner for a Courtesy Turn.
**gits confoozed from skware dansin**
Wii can walks inna meadow tu cleer Ur hedz?
Dats sownz gud.
Plz to be holdin me up. I kinda has teh dizzee.
If U haz teh dizzee wii findz U sum hays tu roll in.
**raises i-brow**
Rly?
*wink, ebil grinz*
youtube.com/watch?v=umCAvzCkxGA&feature=related
Ai haz tu watch it laytur. You tubez iz blocked heer.
Wayle, dat stinks.
“Country Boys & Girls Gettin Down on The Farm” by Tim McGraw.
Iz a gud sawng.
W00t!! I hazn’t skware dansinged in yrz!! *Puff, pufff* I think i just sit heer inna korner fur a wylez and catching mai bref.
**whispurrs**
I usta taek cloggin lessons. Wuz yeeeeeerz a go.
*pouts*
But… but… I wanted to dodecahedron danse!
canz i danse pwleeaasseee??
*smiles shyly in her pirate outfit in the korna*
Ohai Tiggles!
Iz yoo knew hear?
Ai do nawt fink Ai haz seem yoo posting befour.
o oz not too knew i kinda haz infernets issues so mes come ons and off wens me can
* looks disappointes*
buts me shoulds be a bits naw yeasssssssss
nice to makes u aqui…aqenti…meets u
Sorree Ai nawt has enuf cawlin eggsperience to du teh dodecahedron danse. Ai cans onlee keep up wif teh squares and teh hexagons.
Couldn’t u get 2 moar square dance callers? Or 1 moar hexagon dance caller?
Ai fink abowt it aftur mai walk wif rhsb
Does u has a walk caller?
WWR nawt need a walk caller – hims nawt a goggie.
I was *waiting* for that!
Mebbe him wok on wildside an mek yu sum Cantonese fuuds.
Cantonese no.
Mongolean, Veitnamese oar schezwan iz teh win.
LCB can haz teh tumeric shwimp curry wif teh bean paste noodles.
Sounds yummy, but I think I’ll has teh lingweeny wif teh clam sause. O and moar bredstix, plz.
…an teh nap inna moonlite.
Ooh, my knees is gettin week….
Kwik! Call Lucky!
Lucky who?
Luckee me?
Well — if yew duzzint wanting to claim him ennymoar, rhsb… ai iz shur sumwun will taek gud care uv him.
If u consider urself luckee to go walkin wif me, then yesh, iz u.
They call you Lady Luck.
But there is room for doubt
At times you have a very unladylike way of running out
You’re this a date with me
The pickings have been lush
And yet before this evening is over you might give me the brush
You might forget your manners
You might refure to stay and So the best that I can to is pray….
Hope U lieks Frank
NOOOOO!!!
Wut if I needz him agin?
**swoons heavily an knees get weeker**
Den yer owt uf Luck?
S.O.L….sew owta lukk!!
I herd teh “S” stand foar sumfing else.
U maeks Ur own luck den red.
Luck be a lady tonite…
Luck be a lady tonite…
Luck if u’v ever bin a lady to begin wif,
Luck be a lady tonite!
*ebil grin*
Who u cawlin lady?!?!
*skwinks*
If 2008 iz enny indikayshun of teh luk I has, den I skeered to find owt wut 2009 haz in stoar!
Hoepfully, 2009 be teh vast improovmint!
We culd go fishin inna dark if it wuzn’t cold.
Ooooh! I knoes dat sawng!
Ur nawty side is comin owt, WRr.
Iz u DIRTY SANTA?!?!
**duks from incomin coconuts**
Dat remynz me….
I gots pikshur of my neffew sittin awn Santa’s lap (in emayo). I showed it to guy who bisited dis moarnin.
Wen him axked me if dere wuz pikshur of ME sittin awn Santa’s lap, I tolded him, “Yesh, but no wun kin see it!”
Hiz eies got SOOOO beeg! I awlmoast falled outta my chayr frum laffin.
Ai nawt dirty. Ai hadda baf dis moarning!! Ai can be a bit naughty sumtiems.
insteads canz we do a kongaz???
*jumps wif excitment*
Now, whare u think we is gonna find a conga caller at THIS hour?
Gitz in lion b’hind Tigglez adn startz
Dun-dun-dun-dun KIK!!
Dun-dun-dun-dun KIK!!
Dun-dun-dun-dun KIK!!
Dun-dun-dun-dun KIK!!
Dun-dun-dun-dun KIK!!
yeah weeeeeeeeee
dun dun dun kik
dun dun dun kik
dun dun dun kik OUCHHHHH
* tiggles falls as she stubs toe on silly chair*
A silly chair??? U haz a silly chair?? Wair kin I getting a silly chair. I haz had rokky chairz adn offiss chairz adn dining room chairz adn drafting chairz and kitchin chairz adn arm chairz adn reklining chairz adn nebber wunst haz i hadded a silly chair.
it be froms the silly furniture shops…it erys erys comffs buts it did hurts my paw not as much as LCB treaden on my noggin u can haz me spairchair its not quite as silly but still way cools
* puts chair on back and carrys it cwennie…huff..puff…huff…puff*
u likes ur new sillychair???
*awaits nervously*
cween ? (whispurrrs) hab yu seen an elofant fly?
A elolfant fly! Reellee?!
Ai nawt eben noes elolfants ware pantses.
**heddesk**
Ow.
Gud fing teh migrayne iz goen oar dat wudda hurt worser.
O i lubz deh silly chair. I sit in it and thinking silly thotz!!
*removez throne frum deh royal
*throne ruum and installz deh silly chair
* in itz plais.
.
Y i did not thinking uv dis sooner I duz not noez…..
Ower cween!
Ladee uv mennee royal talints.
*shakes hed over these crazy kids and their crazy un-called danses*
*doesn’t EVEN wanna know whose hed that was*
Um, LCB?
I finkso yoo r sposed to hold de purrson’s hips, nawt de hed?
Iamnawtabobbelhedplzleggo
ouch it waz mines i waz still recoverin from the toe stubin incident
*shakes head and wipes tear*
Whut’s that in teh road, a head?
I dinnut see it, but I herd sumfin singin “I Ain’t Got No Body.
*grabs Cweenmj’s waste n commenses to dansing*
Dun-dun-dun-dun KIK!!
Dun-dun-dun-dun KIK!!
Dun-dun-dun-dun KIK!!
Dun-dun-dun-dun KIK!!
Dun-dun-dun-dun KIK!!
Wheeeeee!
Um … ai hoepz yer gonna warsh yer pawz aftur grabbin Cweenmj’s waste.
…
*runsawayfast*
*fayse paw*
O, noes u di’int!
Yew putted yer paw on yer fayse!!!
…
*hoeps teh paw wuz warshed*
O, yes she di’id!
omg roflmao
*snertz diet coke thru noze* 
FUR TEH LUB OB MIKE, AI DIDN’T TUTCH CWEENMJ’S WASTE! WAOL, NAWT TAHT WASTE!
Adn eben ifn ai did, it wud just be leftober cweenfetti n bubblols!
Ohai madamz!
U reddy foar teh cowld wevvers to come bak? I nawt.
Haff been lubbing teh warmnez. Hopez teh gas bill iz smallerz tew! Aih ken hardlee stand winter. Alredy starvin furr summer sunshinez.
DK, i don’t think Mike wud be touchin dat one for lub OR munnies!
Me too.
Wii iz spozed to has teh hi windz agin tonite. I hadda halp dad bring in sum of teh Krissmiss decorayshuns from teh yard. Oh, an sum crazee burd wuz attakin us whyel wii wuz owtsied.
OMG Crazee burd attakin. OK dats teh scaree. Aih tried tew get mii boykid tew get owrs browt in todai but nuttin got dun. Himz alwaz glued tew WOW gamez. Noa aih gess they mite blo awai tonite. Aih’l haff tew lissen tew dat dam wreef bang aginst mii windo awl nite lowng!
My bedroom is awn teh tawp floor, so I gets to heer teh wind up close and purrsonal-lyk! Grate. Plus, dere iz a window in teh frunt an wun inna bak.
Teh attick door is rite besyde my bed, so I gets to heer it dere, too!
Luckee me. Nawt in dat case.
Grabs 4.5K’s waits and danses too
Dun-dun-dun-dun KIK!!
Dun-dun-dun-dun KIK!!
Dun-dun-dun-dun KIK!!
Dun-dun-dun-dun KIK!!
Dun-dun-dun-dun KIK!!
Wheeeeee!
I lobs de conga dansin wid mai frens or mai sisters…
* puts paws around new fwiends hiphops and joins in again*
dun-dun-dun KIK
dun-dun-dun KIK
dun-dun-dun KIK
dun-dun-dun KIK
dun-dun-dun KIK
dun-dun-dun KIK
*admires teh byootiful dans*
upfi ! wear yur liddle caturpiller purson go ?
ai lubed yur widdle caturpiller purson!
come bac wittle be-feelured kreetchur ! come bac !
Butt dis wun bees berry cyoot too!
But dis IS mai littlol caturpiller! It’s teh way ai draw it. By hand! It’s not the caterpillar ai … eh … borrowed frum a famous childrens buk. Iffn it upsets u badly, ai’ll change it back, but dis is teh real upfi caterpillar.
Ai lieks yer noo caterpillar, upfi! Plz to nawt changing it!
ok, i unnerstand. (sigh) (i knowed yu borrowed da udder one) umm, maybe yu cood paint yur widdle guy green ?
an, um, howcumwhy himz haz no feets ?
himz haz teh invisiblol feets.
Stealth catterpillolar!
teh new caterpilolar is cyoot. maybe sometimes you cud bring back the little green guy as a treat to his fans. just sayin.
ooooo!!!!!! Fleep!!!!
i kin seeing ur nooo abatar!!!!
deh beeker b grate!!
adn bloo iz mai mostest favorit kulller!!!
Iz veree speshal cuz u drawd himz urself. Sew definitely mus KEEP. Gotta Stay REEL Upfi.
Mai littlol caterpillars no has footsies and is ushually pinkish in color, but ai may change it now and then fur ur likings. Ai has grown quite attached to teh littlol green caturpillar maiself, but dis wun is mai troo self.
yass, deere nightshayde, conga rats!!! adn waht wudyu laik tu wahs daun yuor gushifuudz wif? ai maek yu sum nicee yumee!
Hawt tee wif lemming, plz. Itz cold in mah offis & teh are cundishuning jus kikked on agin.
*snugglols unner a blankee*
Whhhyyyy CONFRATES on nawt second!!!!
akshully, mai kitteh had him’s teef remooved yeers ago and he wuz eeting hard kibble as soon as hes got home. Ate kibble for yeers, in fact, until this yeer becuz he iz sixteenlebenty yeers old and haz teh gasto— um, gastroentistinal limfo—- um, teh belly canser. Nao he getz all teh gooshyfud he wantz.
Enywai, jest to sai teh kittehs can has kibbel wif no teef.
Pore kitteh. About teh belly cancer, I means. Not about getting all teh gushifuds he wants.
My girl kitteh has teh sebaceous gland carsinoma.
{{{LCB}}} and (((Esme}}}
Sawft gushifudz, noe less~!
izit taim foar nuyeerz yet? how bout nao??
No, nawt nao!!!! Will u pweeze be pashunt? Ai can has noo year in … 21hours and 36minits, but ai is in Jermanee.
Iz not yet tiem.
Gots to sleep at least onst before it iz nuyeerz.
Ai can haz nuyeerz in jest undur 27 ours.
“Hay kids, did Grampa Kitteh ever tell u about how when he wanted a cheezburger he hads to walk elebenty miles in teh snow? Uphill. Both ways.”
In teh dark?
In da dark, wif onlee cardbord fur shoos..wif a cold biscit in a metal payl fur lunch.
Wif teh goggies chasing him?
“Dark? O, my ceiling cat, yes. We couldn’t afford sunlite so we had to do without.”
An we made mud pies in da bak yard fur dinnur…an we wus grateful tu hab dem.
LCB, Duzzint u has teh linkee foar teh guys who tolded dis storee?
Huh? U means… grandpas?
Nope, teh skotsmen, oar teh irishmen, oar sumfink.
Iz awn yoo-toob. U posted linkee wunse an I lubbed it. Wuz hilareyus.
Yoo meen de owld Monty Python skit?
“Four Yorkshiremen”
I can nebber get de linkies to werk rite…
DATS TEH WUN!
Ohai, Mel! Hao u doin?
Iz okay.
I bin playin wif de famblee, Himz bin awn baycayshun!
O hai, MelONyx! I hasn’t seen u for a lot of whiles. How u is?
Ohai, LCB!
I fink of cheezpeeps ebbri tym I see de bilding or heer de syrinz!
I putted pikchurs awn cheezfrenz ub de fyrhaus yoo can see frum mai haus.
I werk rite nexst to a Fyre howse an luuk foar fyremens ebery day.
Today, dere wuz fyremens at one of teh local gas stayshuns! Sumbodee passed owt oar sumfink in front of wun of teh gas pumps an it luuked lyk dey wuz doin CPR.
Kinda surprysin too, since teh gas pryses nawt dat ohai rite nao.
O! Teh Fore Yorkshiremen. Monty Python. They didnot invent teh one-upmanship generational thingy, they just dids it vry well.
youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
wif an elebenty pownd bak pak…
wif no coat or mittens
Why if mai teef wernt in mai hed, dey wuld bite me in da…oh, wayte, OWCH!!
Dis kitteh nawt nom nom nom.
Dis kitteh gum gum gum.
WRr – I herd “Copperhead Road” on teh radio teh uthur day an thot of u.
Today at lunsch, I herd “Tainted Love” an laffed awl teh way bak to werk. Gud fing no wun inna car wif me oar dey wudda thot I wuz reddy foar teh crazee howse.
Kitteh has a heart-shaped nose.
Git off mah lawn!
gran torino ref!
no, Gran Torino references an old meme. But I stil wanna see taht moovie.
Cool!
Thats fonny!
Omg ur sooooo gud!
I nawt telled y’all wat happened to day!
Gess who spent his moarnin brake in my awfiss room? Oh, an gess who came owtside whiel I wuz smokin durin lunsch?
Ur fyremans?
Nope, awt teh fyremens.
It wuz teh guy who wantsta go owt wif me.
I emayoed him yesterday an axked him to lunsch. (I thot wut bettur way to sillybrate huzbins 40th birfday tahn to go owt foar lunsch wif anudder guy?)
Iz he allowed to be in yer presence wile yew iz still teh legully hitched?
*snerk*
Gud wun, NS!
Apparently, seberal guies goes by dat rool.
Ah well, I did talk to my lolyer today. Wii iz onna saem padj. If hur nawt heer ennyfing by dis tiem nexst week, wii gonna start isshooin subpoenas for finanshul rekkords!
Dis mess gonna be ober wun way oar teh uthur!
Sew glad tew see ur on teh offenze noa. Ur sowndin moa bedda en strownger awl de tyme. U GO girlfrenz.
Fanks.
U kno dat sayin, ‘Wat nawt killz u maeks u strongur”? Dis awlmoast gotted me.
Nao I gess I gettin strongur. Hoepfullee.
And, I kannawt express hao musch hazzin Cheezfrenz has halped!
Wifowt dese crazy peeplols, I wudda been at dat playse awn 4th St!
Anom Sista. U can haz a WITNEZ !!
**raises paw lyk gud Penny-costul**
Anom an Fanks be to Ceilin Cat!
Ohai,rhsb…..how iz u ???
(Mai cheezspeek iz rustee…sorree!)
Ohai Eek!
I haz missed yoo!
I iz doin beddur. Still nawt legalee diborsed yet, but werkin awn it.
But gess wat: I NAWT WANTS HIM BAK ENNYMOAR! Him is stoopy-poopy-hed an I nawt gonna put up wif it.
Huzzah for teh independent thawts !!!
Sumtymes teh mens are jus nawt werth it !!
OMCC! Stoopid poopyhead is the name ai haded fur da wuminz dat ai botted mah home from … nao ai owns it! Glad tew hear da name is still usefull.
did hee tri tew say sumthink ickee?
Nope. Him wuz teh nyse.
score foar yew!
Woot red! (Donut telling him abowt Lucky!)
Sam Shepard?
No, an nawt Gary Sinise ethur. (Dangit)
Ai iz goin hoam nao (well – gunna swim teh laps befoar ai gets hoam). Ebbreewun haz a grate nite/mornin/afternoon!
nitee nite!
nites nite
G’nite, NS!!! Schmoooz too yoooz!!
Y’all, my furry neffew iz teh sik. Himz iz 12 yeer old Golden Retreevur.
Plz send beems to sentral Illinoyse foar Rusty.
Fanks.
{{{{rusty}}}}
{{{{rhsb}}}}
Can I hassa vent foar a minnit?
My skin is SO dry an itchee, speshully my bak an legs.
**goes luukin foar thiklee-barked tree to skratch self wif, lyk bear**
ew, eff ur itchee in ky wid awl taht hewmidditee, doan come awt west! ur skin wiil fawl off!
Wii nawt gots enny hewmidditte rite nao. Dats onlee inna Summer, an it makes up foar lawsted tiem den!
rew, sry!
*skurrees off tew bafrum, gathergathergather lots uv loshuns an creems*
*sends awl quik liek litenin to rhsb in ky*
i hoep theez helps!
Fanks, nao awl I need iz sum halp applyin it to my bak.
**luuks arown foar bolunteers**
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**crickets chirpin**
U needz tu be checked fur teh ticks?
Why ticks? Since teh…..um…….”walk”?
Oar teh sawng?
Teh sawng ob course.
Wanna hear a good funny sawng?
“Four Wheel Drive” by John Michael Montgomery
Hope linkee works.
http://www.imeem.com/electriccowboy69/music/u8S3ZJX3/john_michael_montgomery_four_wheel_drive/
Ai knoes dat sawng. Iz teh sawng tehy plai before the lawn mowur races every weekend inna summer.
Lawn mower races?
Do yoo partisypate?
just watch.
im off to my nice comfy kitteh bed now so nite nite nites fwiends sweet dreamies love love
* tiggles biiiigggg yawn and slumps in to her bed*
Nite, Tiggles!
Aih can haz Electrick blankee. Befoa bedtimez aih turn it awn Preheet, an when aih get ther awl teh kittehs haff taken over. Nawt roomz fur mii. Oh hoa Awl mai kittehs jus lurvz dat blankie!!
Wen I wuz a kidlet we:
Ate nuffin but wermz adn grubs
Bavved in de ribber- afpur we chawpt owt de iys
Cukked awl ower own gushi fuds
D…
Dotted wif dirt
Ebbery nite
Fliis foar dekorashun
Gushifud!
H…
Hardship storees all came troo
Isickles on teh toofbrushes
Jammin noozpapers in teh kraks in teh walls
Kraks in teh walls jammed wif noozpapers
L…
no cheezburgers fur dis kitteh
Can haz cheezburgurs. Just needs tu put them in teh blender nawt sekkund.
Plasticat!! iz u a fyremanz now???
yesh Ai baleevs Ai iz!
Okay frenz, iz tiem foar me to go to beds.
Hoepfully I kin get to sleeps befoar teh hi windz start. (I sleeps lyk ded purrson, so nawt much wakes me up.)
Hazza gud **insert appropryit tiem zone heer**!
**hobblols awf to bed, wif sore left foot dat may has heel spur**
i haz emportent nooz.
I haz desyde too cwut daon on teh cheeze in teh cheezburgers. i ned sum fyberz! i ned halp wif finding wat iz gud in teh berger dat haz fyberz! peez halp me fynds a delishos fud!!
Shood ask teh duk. Normal duks no haz teeth.
hm
Cute but dis remind me of when me granpa lef his teeth in da toilet
lol that was JK lol bye
-lolspeak/lolgurl
teeth me
(um)