cheeeeeeeesssseeee
cheeeeeeeesssseeee
r u smilin cuz i haz 2 sleep sum tiem?
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icanhas…
Yes, yukan!
Congrats GP and NS. Off 2 teh tye booteek wiv u bofe!
fankies annipuss!
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umm… wii shud awlso tayke two_kittehs, sweetpea & Maus? aifinkso, yesh!
Ai’ll maik sum drinks and put awn teh musik fur wen yew git bak.
Requests?
“Whut a Wunnerful Whirrld” – Satchmo adn Black Velvet fur drinkies, fankies.
GP: Black Velvet = Guiness & Champers, si?
oh yesh yesh yesh! eet has been awl teh rayge whyle yu has been teh awai.
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Hao yu is?
I is fien. Got two weeks off fer Xmas, so I am takin a total brake frum my nermel rooteen. Back to teh salt mines on Monday…
In fact, I gotta go. TTFN!
oh noes, wot will Nermal doo wif out himz root e’en? Irk Garfeeld ebben moar, prolly
here ’tis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnRqYMTpXHc
wotta wundrefull whirrled
* funnderuss applolsos *
*luks askanz @ noisy applolsoss*
Is in competishuns wif da soop dat goez BOOM?
♫ Ai see trees ob nip…red mauses tew
Ai see kittehs mew…fur meh and fur yew
And ai fink tew maiself…wut uh wunnerful wurld.
Ai see CHRGs ob bloo…wit drawings ob white
Cheezy blessed days…Chawklit colored nites
And ai fink tew maiself …..what a wonderful world. ♫
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::Breaks out the Guiness and Dom::
::Fills elebenty flutes halfway wit Stout::
::Float Dom awn tawp::
::Hands wun tew GP::
Cheez fur the tawp spawt
::Hands owt uhnudder 4 tew tybooteekers::
::leaves teh rest fur eberywun tew halp themselves::
Enjoy!
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saunters away
Oh, ai LUBS ur bersion, NCa66!
*halps selb to Blak Belbet*
Heer’s to cheezy blessed days! *klink*
ohai DK!
I ackshully botted some guinness yesterday so I cud try teh blak velvet on Noo Year’s Eve!
Hope itz as gud as I hear!
Ohai Leeza! Haow wuz ur hike? Didja see ennefing inneresting?
Liek a lot of fings frum TTI, teh Blak Belbet mite bees a naqwired taste. Just saying…
Haow will you silly brate tomorrow ebening?
Guinness can be yoozed to maek a lubblee beef casseroll iffn u fyned dat u doan’t liek it az a drinkie.
ooh fanks anni, I’ll bemember that!
Teh hike was grate DK!
Tomorrows, I has a partee to go to.
Wot’r u doin?
Mai sister n mii R habbing a lade-bak liddul dinner partee wif a phew frends. Can’t wate!
Mai calico is snuggled between mai arms rite naow, n mai big boikitteh has a jellus. He’s lurking behind teh monitor adn doing hims cyoot liddul chirps.
aw.
I cooked a turkee todays… just because I liek turkee, and I can eet sammiches and make soop, etc… I was in teh kitchen takin it off teh bone, and Gummi got more than hur fare share.. she duz a cyoot little chirpee thing 2.
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They gots us rapped around ther paws, don’t they?
Fanky DK
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saunters back in
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♫ Teh colurs ob uh cali…sew pretty…tew mai eye
Awr snorgled awn teh belly…ob mai kitteh…ohai
Ai see cheezfwends exchanging poasts…cawmintin…how dew yew dew
They’re really sayin…ai lub yew.
Ai hear bebbeh kittehs purr…ai watch dem play
They’ll teach meh moar…each and every day
And ai think to myself…wut a wunnerful world. ♫
Wut a wunnerful world indeed!
Wot duz Tiki have to say today?
I has a queshun, why does ebry body callz U DK?
Ooh…ooh…Mr. Kotter. Ai know dis…
Iz Diamond Kitteh. Ai jes lurned it.
Ai fot it wuz 4 Dot 5 Kittehs nawt sekkund.
dingdingdingding! Wii has a winner!
Me: Tiki? Iz it really uh wunnerful world?
Tiki: *silence*
Me: Well Tiki? Wut dew yew fink?
Tiki: poop
Me: Tiki! Dats nawt nice.
Tiki: ::danses bak and forth::
Me: Yes yew awr very cute.
Tiki: poop
Me: Ai sed cute, nawt poop. Yew cut that out.
Tiki: Out!
Me: No. Yew awr nawt comin owt if yew are going to behave liek dat.
Tiki: OUT!
Me: Furst tell meh yew lub meh.
Tiki: Ai lub…
Tiki: Ai lub…
Tiki: Ai lub………yooooooooo
Me: Ai lub yew tew Tiki. Yew can come out noa.
Tiki: *KISS*
Awwww, too cyoot! Tell Tiki tath DK lubs her (him?).
Oooh. Noa herz has two fans.
Dats two moar than the NC66.V.E.F.C.
(NC66 Velvet Elvis Fan Club)
I bets there r ovver fans just a liddul 2 shy to sine up ins public.
Ai beh da fan ub kittehs in jeneral… does dat kownt? (Maf joak!)
ooooooooooohhhhhh. nc66
*swooooonnnnnn*
*organizes na66 fan club*
Ai wunt 2 joyn!! Wii kan start paynting belvet NC66’s insted ob belvet Elbises.
Well…thank yew berry mush.
Yer gunna need uh biggur club, tho, iffn yer gunna convince peeps tew bii members, aifinkso. Teh ownlee fans ai hab awr teh box and ceiling variety. Speshully with paynted belvet membership cards.
Nize zinging! Ai will trai teh drinkie, nebber had be4.
Tanx, all, and
Heppy New Yr!!!
♪ Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell
Jimmy Rogers on the Victrola up high
Mama’s dancin’ with baby on her shoulder
The sun is settin’ like molasses in the sky
The boy could sing, knew how to move, everything
Always wanting more, he’d leave you longing for… ♫
U is not stoopy U is smart and quick!
weez cannot eben keep up with Uz most of the tyme!
Ur pyooter connekshunz on deh odder handz mebbehz slo
Yep, it fruzz at teh minnit dis pikchoor caem up! Teh broadband connekshun iz berry varyubbul.
gaspgaspgasp*
*triez to catchmo bref trying to keep up wif annipuss*
U beetid me dis tiem!
musta cawt a thermal updraft in da time spaze continuum, ifinkso!
Congrats on top of 5-way makramay-whut u want? Cheezburger??
As if yu eben has tu ask!
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oh oh oh wib extry picklols adn mussard adn catsup, plzthx
Oooh – wun uv doze fur meh too, plz!
just ’bout tew sai dat…
Taek teh pikshur!!
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O. Yur dun alreddee.
Hands NS uh 1000 wurd (give oar taik) essay awn wut teh pikshur iz wurth tew teh taker.
Absolutely nothin’ less than the moon and the stars.
Barely moar than the swelled hed kitteh gits hearin’ hur picture iz wurthy ob celestial bawdies.
Citayshuns fur photographic excellence.
D…
Digitlol piktur ob kittehz eberywere.
Extree CHRGz for prebentin splortz
Finest Blak Belbet drinkees
G…
Gelt, much gelt
Happee thots
IN kred ebil laffs
J..
Driver’s license photoo
is messed up againz
I has sympaffy fur Uz kitteh
I hadz to get my pic taken fur an ID yesturdai
wuz only slightly better dan deh kitteh’s pictoor
Mai mumkat yoost 2 sai dat iffn u lukked liek teh pikchoor awn ur dribin lisens, u wazn’t fir 2 dribe.
dis IS my happi faze
Semi-GMTA!
*pownse!!!*
Schmooo, Maus! (Ur unner the missile toe)
Wii misseded yoo!
Hi DK! I has been takin a break frum my rooteen. So not much ICHC lately.
This IS my sincere smile…
yesh, i wood buy real estate in da swump frm yu kitteh. Adn, woodja thro in da Brooklin Brij, too? Here’z my wallet, take wot chew need.
Fangks fur teh memories.
Oar fangz fur teh memmorie?
Beddur than fangz fur teh mammariez.
Owchee!
ai don like to be bit awn teh … NSFW…
sry, cudnt halp it…
Mai faes haz stukk
*Slaps Anni on the back*
Thx, dat unstikked mai faes, naow Ai haz a soar bakk….
oh Grandma whut big teef U has
De beddar to NOM u wif!!!
o plz don’t eat me, I iz neither nootrishus nor delishus
Iz he sellin cars oar inshurences?
“Hi. I’m from the government, and I’m here to help…”
Minster of evl grinz?
well ebry body beez wanting bailout frum deh gubermints now
so deh joke liddel bit less funneh nowz
Elebenty minus one skerriest werds to hear…
No is Cheshire kitteh…
Yuu rangg????
i like insurance!
kitteh audishuning fur deh interboo wid deh vampire
fur teh part of leschat…
@@@!!!1!!@@
*snerk*
Toofy grin kitteh says, “Heh heh…yew sed butt.”
kind uf an ebil grin, aifinkso – wunder wut he iz planning
teh kitteh dat ayted teh canairee?
dis kitteh been taykin Ebil lessuns….wunder ware Ebil Maus is……
Kitteh luukes liek teh guiy awn Tee Vee hoo hawkes hims vihdeeohs awn lerning tuu uuse teh pyuooter:
Sumefing liek ‘Vihdeeoh Perfehssir’: “Pleez buiy mai prohdukt!”
Oar teh Shamwow guy.
Oh plz tew nawt menshun teh Shamwow gui.
KK threatened to set me up wif him.
**shudders**
U haz Lucky now. Nawt need teh Shamwow guy, except to sharpen Ur pointee ends.
Yesh, I do has Lucky.
But wut to do if Lucky nawt…..um…availablol? Needs bak-up plan, or mebbe maek Lucky bak-up plan…
**hazza ponder**
Sham-wow guy kin bee da bakkup plan…aifinks him always free..
Deres prolly reesun foar dat, KK.
Shamwow guy can be ur bak-up plan.
whyevver wud Lucky not be availabul??
Wayle, him hasta rest SUMTHYME!
Sumboddee wanted to ‘borrow’ Lucky. Naow wii haz tu fink of a tattoo so rhsb canz ‘dentify Lucky if iz missing.
Aifinks a bar code…den if hims goes tu enny bars, sumfin beeps in da batcave!!
R U sayin’ rhsb iz teh battee?
Hay! I resemblols dat remark!
**bats eielashes at WRr**
Aifinkso, Him iz beddur dan teh tidee bowl man.
*snkrs* him an hims littlol wite boat…ai surprised noe buddy flush him.
My SIL aksidentally losted hur fone inna toylet wunse an it wuz wun of dose awtomatik flushin toylets.
Wen hur got inna car, hur borrowed brudders fone. Brudder sed, who u cawlin, the Ty D Bowl man?
LOLS!!
**snerks at frase liddlol man in boat**
*runs tu NB wif rhsb*
LOLZ dat kittah lik waz CHEEEEEZZZZZZZ! but he furgot 2 say BURGER!!!1!!!!!1!!! and i iz lik WHOWWWWWW!!!1! becaz cheezburgers r meh favs!!!1! dat kittah is ebil. vary.EBIL KITTAH ON DA LOOZE!!!!!!
i haz stori(scari 1!)
1nce i haz ask 4 cheezburger 2 mastar an he say nuthin and wak away!!!!!!!!! LIK HE DIDNT HEAR MEH!!!!!!!!!!!! Soz i rite it on papr and he loks @ it and says no cute litel kittah! and pats meh on da head! FAIL!!!!!!! soz i bite him.
Um, dats okai….ai radder stay home an reed buuk!! Or watch paint dry, or clean da catboxes….
Tahn has Shamwow guy be ur bak-up plan?
Awww…himz felines gonna be hurted.
Mebbee, KK4, u preefurs teh Oxi-Clean guy…or hao abowt Anthony Sullivan, wif teh exotick aksent? Ai furgit wut he sellz.
Oar mebbe Ron Popeil?
I finkso I needs reel man. who can handlol reel woman. I donut fink Lucky gonna last long.
I needs a reel man alsew, in teh ohlder eedishun. Enny ideeuhs fur finding wun?
Oooh, Ron Popeel…ai lubs a guy wif da spray awn hares!
Plz nawt tew hev a sad, rhsb. {{{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}} U find sumwun soon mehbe. Jus fink, a hole ocean uv “em! Wii tawking abowt guis, rite?
Guies in ocean, huh?
**smilols dreemilee, finkin of sailors**
Go fur teh captinz in snappy uneeformz!
Or fishermens in der cream cullerd knit swetters….*sighs*
We cee rhsb awn teh dedliest catch next seesun?
*Mike Rowe’s voice* Suddenlee, der is sumfin deadlier den da vast Bering Sea…will any of the crew be da same wen dey comes bak frum dis season?
Nope, dey be teh happee!
*Mike Rowes voice* No one culd xplain da hapee smiles on da faces ub da crew, an spechilly Captin Sig.
But teh Cheezpeeps noes.
Well, at leest yu kin heer da oxi-cleen guy in da clubs, cuz him lells so much…ai wunnder how he dans? *finks ub him dansin…laffs an falls off chare*
**helps KK4 up off teh floor**
Yes, yew cud heer himz ennywares. Sew nais fur teh intymitt conversayshun.
**snerk**
Nuffin like habbin sweet nuffins yelled intu yur eers!!
Ahh, romanz!
Dat iz such a cheezy smile! *ahem* Mai ai hev ur attenshun? *mico fone sqweerks* Becaws uv mai asthmatic bronchitees, bummer, teh surgery haz ben postponed but ai doan knoes wut dayte. U mai retern tew ur regarly skedled LOLs!
oh noes!
but on teh brite side.. we gets to keep u here!
Ai hopes yu bedder soon, KCT, an dat awl dis obber wif kwiklee!
Ai wanned teh surgery but ai unnerstans teh con…cawnseq….prollems wif wut ai haz and habbin dat knee dun. Meens ai doan needs to leeve mai cheezfrens so soon den!
Wii gets tu hab yu wif us nao!
Ar yu habbing a knee replaysemint or arthur — arthrow — uther kind ub surgery?
{{{KCT}}} Sorree tu heerz it. Iz hard tu wayt fur surgery, but den tu hab it postponed, adn hab tu wayt aggen! Hoep yu ar feeling beddur soon.
Fankies kk4, leeza-b and tabbehkitteh! {{{{{{{{{kk4, leeza-b, tabbehkitteh}}}}}}}}}
no-one elses get teh wallace and grommit refurunce?
Wai iz I seein’ Mr. Burns in dat pikcher?
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, mah jingle bel kollar 2 tite!!
Cheshire kitteh?
More like Cheddar kitteh, for cheezburger.
Yuu wuud bees suhrpryzed haow menny peeps gibbs me cheezburgers wenebber Ai smyolol!!!
NO! NOT CHESHIRE KITTEH!
Alis in Wunderland scairs meh!!!!
HYD!
Hmmmm: yuu bees nawt afraidez ov me, ar yuu??
Mostest peeps, wen thems seas mai sillee smyolol,
laff themseylfes sikk!!
(Sum ov Alyss kan bees a liddol skairey, liek teh nastee Rehd Kween; butt alawt ovvit bees veree funnee, liek teh
Lolrus adn teh Kaurpentir, adn Jabberwocky!!!
Ai’ll hafta taike yuu onna tour sumetiem!!!)
HALP! Iz teh TWILIGHT kitteh!!!
hahaha! he has the kirsten dunst smile!
I was thinking more along the lines of, “Why so serious?”
idk what to say
lol
Cheeeeeeeeesssseeee. >:D
Dis kat is crazzzy bout CHEEEESSEEEEEE so am i lol
-lolspeak/lolgurl
cheese me
I iz cheez and i luv icanhascheezburger!!!!!!!
this cat is like the best cat ever, it likes cheez!