SQUIRRELS + COFFEE
SQUIRRELS + COFFEE Dear god, help us
if i dont haz mah coffee, i acts liek dis.
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its gonna drive us nuts!!!
Oooh – datz a gud wun, sweetpea!
ohello kitteh!
*wisperz* can you see da misseltoes? dey were AWOL urleeyer…
*wispurrs bak* Ai can seeing dem, sweetpea!
Conga rats ladees on ur FFL tye! Mai ai offering yoo sum Baci chonklitts adn sum lublee hot Ovaltine?
fangs! yesh and yesh!
Ai kin seein dem, sweetpea.
hey everybody, nightshayde’s undre da Missle Toes!!
Schmoooooch!!!
hee-hee, i kissinged deh nightshayde under deh mistloltoe!!
U kissed her under deh WHUT?
NS, does u need a adult?
HA! Schmmmmooooooo onna both ub yew, LBC an the Qween mj cause yew bote unner de mizzletoe! *runs away befor LBC can bat her ehad, laughing:* HA HA HaHa ha hahahaha…..
Heh. Ai got a kiss wile ai wuz bakin teh cookies. Lief is gud!
no, taht’s a steerin weel, doun teh frunt ob yur pants!
my pants? don’t finkso…just sayin…
sowee ambercat ai doan git it…
Ai fink it wuz a joak uv Maus’s: Man goez into a bar wiv a strrin weel stuck in hiz pants an wen sumwun menshunz it, him sez “Yes, Ai noe, an it’s dribin me nuts”
roflfdgufda!!!
chok full o nutz?
Maek teh wippee creem, Skwirrl!
whippin up sumfin speshul fur da catpuchino?
Awlmoast ebbreefing iz beddur wif wippee creem, aifinkso.
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As a side note, we just put Firefox on this computer. It’s trying to spellcheck each and every entry I’m writing here.
…
Aifink ai will borkin teh spellchek soon.
*zzzzzzzap* ping*
*smoak rises frum computerz*
Ai hazn’t borkt it yet! an it izn’t fur want uv tryin!
i fink dere b a way tu turning it off….. but i fergit how…. adn i kinda like deh sparklee red lionz unner awl deh werdz…..
Yiss, it lukks berry festib!
I fownd deh turner offer….. go tu Toolz, den Options, den Advanced, dehn uncheck deh Check mai spelling az i type. then I thinking u may haz tu closing deh Fyre fox and restarting it fur dat tu taking affect.
Dat souwnz rite tu me. da spelchek wil dribe yu skwirlee, ai finkso.
hmf!
hay mj.. do u know where u goes to tell teh puter to autofill ur passwords when u types in a signon name?
It b rite neggst door.
go tu Toolz, den Options, den Security den telling it tu remember ur passwerdz….. It duzn’t dueing dem all, (dunno y not) but it duz mostez uv dem.
shute. I cudnt find that opshun under sekuritee…. oh wells. not a big deel really, fanks anyway!
Leeza! Wat haz u been doin?
*leeza luks guildtee*
oooooh a noo item fr da Ty Boot Eek: Gilded Skwirrels -shineeee
now… eben I know better than to giv a skwirrl coffees!!
Can I get a gilded skwirrl retroactivlee from my ty this morning wif anni??? can I?? can I??
I’ll gibs u a gilded gliding skwerl if’n u can find my Liam for me! I think he’s up in a tree somewheres and, well… u knoews how I is wif hites. I can’t reskew my kitteh if I needs to be reskewed myself.
Whaddya say? Huh?
peace of caek!
Here.
*gives LCB bag of Pownse crunchee treets*
Just shake this! Alwayz maeks my kittehs appear liek majik!
*wipes Pownse crumbs from mouth*
Sry, didn’t hear whut u said. Can u repeet it, plz?
*busee admiring hur gilty skwirrl taht sweetpea gived hur*
Huh? Wot I sed about wot?
I CAN’T FIND MY LIAM!11!! HALPS!
I herd that!
Okays, letz do this liek CSI wud.
Hmmm… after sum investigatings… it seems that cweenmj was teh last one to see him.
.
Correckt?
I dunno, I was at
somebuddy’s houseteh offis! He was bein supervised by Esme.*wheedlee voiz*
Esmeeee, wot did you do wif Liam? Tell mommee right nao, pweez.
*wispers*
can u reelly not find hims?
has u lukked insied everry crook and nanny?
When I getted home, teh place was in roons and Esme was teh hiding. Oh, and there was a skwerl where usually there is a Liam. I maded coffees and played his favrite song but no Liam.
*cries*
I see wot’s happent here!
Liam is in teh skwirrlz nest. All u has to do is ax teh skwirrl where his nesty is!! Itz just that eesy!
I was kinda hoping u would axe for me. I doesn’t speek skwerl.
alrightee!
*pulls skwirrl to teh sied*
*engages in lengthee conversahun, wif much gestchuring*
*skwirrl takes off*
*leeza comes back*
Oks, I really had to talk him into it… he lieks ur plase, wif teh heet and teh fuds, and he sez u has lots of shinee things.. he REELY lieks the shinee fings! Sew u mite have to part wif a cupple of those.. but he’z gone off to teh nest to get Liam for u.
I might be able to see my way clear to parting wif some shiny things. Liam is a vry speshul kitteh. I lubs him. *eyes fill wif tears*
oh LCB, luk down thred!! ↓
Ifinkso Liam is reddy to come home for dinners!!
dat nawtee kitteh.
{{{{LCB}}}}
shore lea!
*passes over gilty skwirrl to da ‘rijinal*
hoo sed I was gilty?
I is innosent, I tells u!!
*innosent luk ™ *
*lukz @ leeza’s shineeenesses*
i dint say you wuz gilty, you jest lukked gilty in responce to annipuss’s remark.
oh.. I iz sew used to gettin in teh trouble, it was just automatical.
Leeeeeezzzaaaa! Whar R yoo???
Ai fink she wuz goin hikin – dunno iffn she iz bakk yet
da saem kweshun kameded 2 mai miend wen ai seeded did lol ^^
haaaaaaaaaaayyyy DK!
Iz back! Djoo miss me?
Haaaayyy bak atcha! Yash ai misseded yoo! Hoep yoo enjoyed ur hike.
There’s a Jack Russell on Oprah rite now who can add!!!
Noaw is a goldin lab who nurses 3 bebbeh taigers!
Ai meen goldin retreever
*guesses DK has teh day off*
Teh hike was great! It was 69° todays… felt liek spring!
Waow! Lukky yoo! It’s about 32F heer.
I’m “wurking” at hoem today. *has a blush cuz is not wurking bery hard*
And I is thinking, lukky you, you gets to work from home!!
Iz ur dotter still here? How long duz she stay wif u?
She’s gawn alreddee!! *crais* She left to visit her dad’s sied of the famlee on Bocksing Day, and naow she’s visiting her bf’s famlee.
Butt ai will prolly go see her awn her birfdai, in a few weeks.
I would hike if I could ware springs on my boots.
I wud hike if it were spring.
I would hike if it were in a chauffered limozeen.
Wif shampers. N a YNG or 2 (wun fur each foot).
Speekin of.. wot did u decide abowt teh NY’s partee?
DK had alreddy put hur name in for teh spot in case u decided not to go…
Oh, yes! I is teh going, fer shure! And I had my outfit all planned out.
cweenmj tolled me about these greats shoes that reellly do haz springs on teh heels. They eben kom in hiking boots!1!1
*boingaboingaboinga*
U kin finding dem at Zcoil.com
Bery nice fur deh heelz wif deh spurz….
Fankeez agen fur telling me about tehm, mai cween.
ai tryed a pare ob zcoils at teh grate minnee sew da get togebber (state faire) an were teh mostest cumfertabble shoos ai ebber wares! ai keeps checkin ebay fur a pare that are less $$$.
“We have replaced Skwirrel Nutkins usual dwink 0 oakleaf flavr’d rane water wif coffeez… “
teh noo FLolger’s Coffee Crystlols commershuls. Do they still make dat stuff? jest wundring…
Dey duz! Ai hazzint seen enny fun kumurshulz laetlee — but dey duz hazzdem.
heh, day shud adverstise on ICHC, we use dat silly phrase offen enuf…altho i fergotted teh werd “sekrittly”
“We’ve sekrittly replaced sweetpea’s spouse wif a skwerl. Let’s see if she notices.”
well, da skwirrel may be slightly moar agnawing…
oo, dat shud be wun o da Elebentee daze 0 Christmas on day 8, mebbe?
Ate skwirrlz agnawing
*throes an acorm at sweetpea*
owiee. I , sweetpea, dozen naw da skwirrls
(day taste teh pleh). is part o da Kittehs’ Elebentee Daze o Crispness.
oh, NAWING!
sowree… thot u ment, a-nowying!!!
*put bamdaid on sweepea’s tendril and exhalez lotsa xtra CO2 on hur*
“Hmmm…honey never engages in bestiality at home!”
muwahahahahaa…..CH Ai lubs wut yu duz tu komershul…..
I can haz Chok-Full-O-Walnuts?
Is heavenlee kawfee!
Dood… u gotta capitalize God.
‘Quirrells ravver wud haves corms!
Roll up teh windoez and lock teh doorz!
Aiz gunna going downstarez to baek sum cookies — ai *mite* be bak laytur. Haz fun, cheezpeeps!
*sleepin kittehs suddnlolly prick up eerz*
Cukkeeeez? Did sumwun say “cuukkkeeez???
*kittehz all follo nightshayde in hoeps 0 gettin da cukkees…*
*Sniffs teh ayr fur sentz uv cukkeez*
Ai haz a hongree awltho Ai juss had mai dinner.
*Pssst* Ai mayded minse pys an Yvi mayded teh jinjak bred men. An LOLefunts. An kittehs. An harts an stars!
Puddy_tat an Ai eeted awl teh minse pyez Ai mayd. Can Ai shaer urz? Plz???
Iz tiem fur dessert, aifinkso!
Iz awlwaiz ruum fur kukkeez, but maibe nawt fur mint pi. Awlwaiz gib me indeejeschun.
Ai has juss had siks!
iz ‘Chock full o’nutz’ dat hebbinly coffee!
I was just telling someone earlier about my Liam — who is a kitteh and not a skwerl but that’s not important rite now — and how he lurves coffees. He always jumps up on teh counter when I makes it, even tho he doesn’t jump up there other times. AFAIK. Then after I have spooned teh coffees into teh filter he always wants to lick teh straty grounds off either my hand or teh spooning spoon, whichever is nearer by. Teh last thing that kitteh needs is teh caffeines!
“Liam — who is a kitteh and not a skwerl but that’s not important rite now”
.
wii haz sekretlee replaced lolcatburglarz cat, Liam, wif a skwirrl. Letz see if she thinkz deh diffrence b importint now.
As “Liam” starts to burrow into de cawfee grownds to burry his nuts, he suddenly comes akross- shinee things!!!
*LCB arrives home after a hard day’s
steelingwork*O hai, Esme and Liam! I is teh home. How u guise is?
*opens door, stares in mute horror at teh tattered remains of her libbing room*
Liam! I telled u to switch to decaff!
“SKRREEEEEE!SKREEEEEE!”*squirl gets tangled up in LCB’s lights*ZZZZZZT* squirl falls to the side, still entangled, twitching and perhaps drooling just a bit*zzzzzzzzzzt!zzzt!”skr-r–e-e-e-e….”
HAY! That’s not my Liam!
*calls nine-elebenty for teh skwerl, worries about whare Liam is*
Meenwhiyle, Liam b up a tree, in deh skwirrlz nest lukking fur shinee thingz.
Liam, not finding enne shinee fingz decidez itz time tu go home fur dinnur. Liam realizez he b up a tree wifowt a fiyreman, startz howling…
MEOOOWWWORR…………….ROOOWWWEERRRRRR!!!!
Howling kuntinuez…
MEOOOWWWORR……….ROOOWWWEERRRRRR …… MEOWWWORR…!!!!
Liam! There u is! No times for firemans <— sentence I never thot I’d say!
*puts hiking springs on feets, jumps up and grabs Liam*
*bounces off to whut’s left of home wif Liam safely in my arms*
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 wot happind? dat lil raskul…
awww…
*hands LCB a floofy sawft blankit to rap up Liam in*
Adn now, child wren, LCB noez it iz awlwayz importint fur Liam tu b a cat adn not a skwirll.
‘Member Hammy, teh skwirrlol from “Over Teh Hedge”? Iz nawt-sekund Cousin!!!1! ‘Cept likes kawfee, nawt NRG drinks.
(reposting frum prevyus LOL cawz it gotted in at teh very end ob teh thred)
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oh my, teh burfday fairy haz been goned for many dayz!! IRL, i haz had a BIG TIRED, an two sik kittehs, an a compyooter bork (just my son’z profile/desktop, but taked all evening teh ovver nite to fix!!), an kids wantin to go spend tehr gift munniez. whew. but now i iz bak to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheez frenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! an teh last fyoo dayz!! inklooding but not limited to: Beekers03 (on teh 27th) an Dragonmind (today!!) an also burfday fairy’s baby bruvver, hoo iz teh cheef ob resurch an developmint at Santa’s Wurkshop Inc. had himz burfday on teh 27th too!! i haz bringed hommaed fudjy burfday cakes wif fancy frostings!! i skreem, fizzyfrooty party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags wif kandees, liddle pencil sharpeners shaypd like wurld globes, ittybitty sekirti diyaress (to rite in wif yor sharp pencilz!) an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor wishes com troo!
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ooohhh bf, wots rong wif teh kittehs?
iz tehy ok??
ifinkso tehy will be okay. wun iz barfing but ovverwize not sik an dr. tinyvet culdnt find anyfing rong wif him. finkso him just haz a delikat tumtum. teh ovver hadded a big absess on himz face, hadda go to emurjensy dr. tinyvet yesturday morning an get in drayned an get medisines for him. but him iz feelin better an shuld heel up just fine.
but rite now i am gibbing pillz to two cats. tummy pillz to wun an germ-killerz
to teh ovver. taeks a lot ob enurjeez. an metal gawntlets, ifinkso.
ohai, bf – mai kittehboi obiwan takes meds twise a day an ai yooses Greenies Pill Pockets, which hab sabed mai life an obiwans as well. he is a rescyoo kitteh an at teh vet it takes two assistance to hold him down to look in hims mouf. he be berry skwirmee. pill pockets is greenies, an he llubbs tehm, speshully teh chikkin flavur, nawt teh sammun.
(mai burfday wuz Dec. 1 an ai lubs teh goodee bag yoo gibs tooday, fangs kew!)
Hah! I faved this a while ago, and it still makes me ROFL.
“Dear God, help us”. indeed.
No like nonkitteh piktoores. Only kaptoin kitteh piktoores. All othre piktoores subjek to nomming or sakrifice to Baisemient Cat.
usually ai feelz teh sameness, BUT dis wn so funee ai favorited it, so der be eseptons tew ebbery rool.
inndeed…hebben halp us!!
ohai, DK! yore ai surgeeree go okai?
tihs skwirrl be a happee skwirrl.
way
two
happee
iz like skaree klown pikkshur
*runs awai kwiklee an hides unner bed*
My friend Jammies lurbses skwirlz like dis one.
Epic. Win.
God can’t even help us NOW.
Har! cough-e iz Krak 2 skwurls! n me 2.
jdk
Any funny pics like these for Cats ?
This is one of the awesomest things I’ve seen all month. THANK YOU!!
we’re doomed!
i fink i has dis wun under mai pecan tree!
You’re welcome
OMG IT’S FOAMY! XD XD XD
LOL HIDE TEH NUTS!
It would also be very funny if it said :
“SQUIRRELS ON COFFEE “…etc.
but this is a crack up!!!!
i sed that 2 my whole form and my teacher had a koffie and a squriaal burst in and drank some and went crazy!
Uh-Oh.Dis isn’t gonna go gud at all.Dis cud destroy da wurld.Or just annoy us out of our minds,until we give da sqwirel de-caff
whoa this pic totallly reminds me of ma frend