No, your name is Lunch
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nomnom splash splash
lol!
Mai Lunch!
con cat ulationz! would you like a lil cocktail soss fr dat?
Lunch menu:
Alfabeta soop
Beta al fresca
Ceviche
D…
Duck soop
Eggselent salad
fresh greenz
G…
Gud noms
Hexeleent noms
Ingreediyunts dat arre amayzinglee gud
J…
Dear i can haz cheezburger people,
Your pictures of cats are wonderful!!! But, your making fun of
the things the cat is doing,for example, must end now!!! And who said that us cats are incapable of proper spelling and grammar!?!?!?!?!And the ONLY thing that`s “invisible”is why you`re doing this!!!!
2Katz(writing for LeeLoo and Loreli),LeeLoo and Loreli
it’s Both or neither, so take your pick.
Gud sushi
Happi tuna tummee
In yew goes
Jumpeded intew mah mouf
K…
Kand toona
Leefee greenz
Manee catnip
N…
Needle Fish (nawt mush meet awn dis wun)
Orange Chromide (nawt poysonus)
Parrot Fish (noe tikulee fevvers)
Q…
Quinoa jambalaya
Ratsenfratzen Word Press Gumbo
See Fud, eat it!
Tea fr Two ♫
Wut kind of fud iz dis?
X-ellent fud ov coarse!
Y thnak U!
Zzz… *2 much turkee!*
heer, fishie, fishie, fishie…..
NOM is lunch!
NOMbre ser El Almuerzo (fur owr Spanish-speeking frenz)
(Apawlogeez if mai syntacks iz rong.)
nom nom splash splash
Woodn’t dat be “splash splash nom nom”?
deepends awn how fasst teh kitteh iz…
or WAS……
*urp*
Pssst Leeza ai sends ew moer skwrrl picshurs. Tu da wurk.
no kitteh – don eet mii!!!
ai jest mayde mushroom swiss bergers fur din din – wuldn’t this kitteh radder hab taht than this liddle guy?
Run mister fish!!!! Err . . .
ceviche!!
*luks around for da lime jooce*
uumm – ai iz teh stoopy – wut iz ceviche?
Iz raw feesh “cukked” in lime oar lemon joose – teh asid in teh joose makes teh feesh chanj juss teh saem az iffn its been heetid.
raw seafuds “cooked” in citrusy mixture: e.g. scallops ceviche (Mexican) in lemon juice
ceviche mixta: fish, small octopi parts, skwidz, etc marinated in lime juice with cilantro onions y maybe garlic Y peppers in Peruvian style.
surprisingly tasty. if it marinates longer than a coupla hourz, is called “seafood salad”
im Panamania, tey adds sum exseed…excede…sum beryberybery hawt peppers to the ceviche, too…
fank q anni and sweetpea – this trooly iz a edumacashunal site, ai leerns noo fings awl teh tyme!
Ifn dey adds cilantro, ai suppoz yew can has thyme…
mmm soooshee…
Yesh.
GMTA!!
But I troolee do lurve teh sooshee.
Raw feeshee, taystee an nootrishis!
ohai melissa. mmm sooshee rawks!!! buht waht iz haz meanz GMTA, pleze?
Great minds think alike.
Ai nawt Missy bud ai tells u NE way.
yesh. I wuz gonna say wut u sed but u beeted me to eet.
So…..GMTA!!!!
kitteh saiz Uz can has deh seaweed wrap
herz will haz sashimi
naw, iz bayt! (et leest at owr howse)
iz Beta az lunch den fishee! tee hee! iz a freeway tie- LUK OWT FUR TEH CARZ!
Snerk
Fresh feesh!
Hoa conbeanyent!
Beta Fish Meets Alpha Cat…
Fais meetz paw.
adn getz zapt bai gamma raiz (awn teh delta)…
und ends up omega…
tonite fr din din:
Alfabeta soop
Beta al fresca
Ceviche
D…
oopsie mint to put dis up dere…
Devilled damselfish
Eels, non-electric, TTI-style
Flying fish — also called fast food
Garibaldi, California’s “state fish” (who knew?)
H…
Herring
Ingerlish fish’n'chips
Jellyfish (strawberry flavr plz)
Kipperz
L…
Lolx
Makerals teh holee wuns
Northern pykes pikloled
Oysters rockerfeller
P…
Lobstir (weel, it’s a SHELLfish)
Monkfish
Nunfish
Octopi
Pike picante
Q…
lamprey (adn praay alott)
monkfish (teh teevee detekctiv)
nais peice a
oktapuss
plaice (ther’s a plaice foar uss…)
queue up at teh fihsmogner’x
rockfish (wie getz em hier iin caly4nya)
sole (oh sole mee-o)
…
umm, dat sposta bie “nais peice a flowndr” oar sumpign.
iz otay, naise peesa oktapuss wuz werkin fer me…
Teelapeeya
Uni (see urchin….NOMITEE NOM!)
varee fresh feesh
Whelks
xtree varee fresh feesh
Yesh I will has teh fresh feesh speshul
Zee ya luturr!
Tiem to nom dose fishies! NOMnomNOMnom!
Awl toogever nao:
♪♫ Mai buh low knee has a nawt-sekund naem
It’s Emmy Wye Eeyar…. ♫♪
In dis case, mebbe shud be,
My dinnur has a nawt-sekkund naem
iz Ess Yoo Ess H EEE EEE!
If u knoo sushee lyk I noo sushee….
Sushee wud be nommed by rhsb befoar it becayme sushee! Hai rhsb!
Ohai, KCT!
Yesh, I lubs me sum sushee.
U gettin reddy foar ur surjree?
Yesh. *luks sad* Ai gonna miss mai cheezfrens mushily! Ai gawt a cowld dai after Kris Maus and left messij fer doktor ifn ai can still haz it.
ohai kct! wie haznt fourmully mett yett, butt ai siee taht yuo ar habing srugery soun. ai hoap yew gett awl bettor reely kquic.
yor nu cheezfren,
calicocoa
Fankies mushly, calicocoa! Ai preesheeates awl teh kind werds and prayers!
Yew haz myn, tew! *schmoo* and gud wishes fur speedee re turn tew da Cheezland
plz to add mine to those!!
{{{{{KCT}}}}
An mien!
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{{{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}}}
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Wif menny prayers an good wishies, too.
Exxtra-good-luck heebiejeebies tew yew!
Owr famly iz sellybraytin wun-yeer annibersry ob Daddy Sir Buy Bin merjinsy Sir Jury adn neer-deff speeryinse. Teh plannd-ahedd Sir Jury iz alwayz bedder adn sayfer!
Gud wun!!
Hai tabbehkitteh! Ar u noo? If so, walkum tew cheezland! If nawt, happee tew see u ennywai!
Fangs u bery much, KCTailkinker. Ai iz nawt noo, but ai appreeshy-ates ur frenly greeting. Gud tu see u tu! Cheezpeeps be the frenliest folks!
Iz dat teh nuu beta martooni? Howzit tayste kitteh?
Beta martoonie haz a fishie tayste but nommable!
WRr!
**beeg floofy white kitteh pownses awn WRr**
Hao u doin?
Sitting in the classroom Thinking it’s a drag
Listening to the teacher rap Just ain’t my bag
The noon bells ring You know that’s my cue
I’m gonna meet the boys On floor number two!
U smokin inna boyz room?!?!?!
Foar shame, foar shame….
Iz beddur if ai smokin in teh gurlz rum!?
Prolly nawt.
Do yoo smoke foar reel? I duz a liddlol bit, but nawt tayle enny wun, ‘k?
Ai rarely smokes teh seegars. mebbee 2 oar 3 a yr.
I nebber tryed seegar, but sum of dem do smell gud.
Dere beh sum guis dat finx wimmins dat smoak cigars beh da sek see. Ai donot noes whii dis wud beh.
Wuz frum teh wild west dais…wuz considered unladee liek to role teh cigarettes. So teh ladeez dat wanted tu smoek wuld smoek teh cigars. Moast
dat smoeked wuz teh dans hall gurls.
ooo – fanks fur teh noo eerwurm tew repalyce teh wun ai had in teh last lol! dat wun haz been wif mii since Krissmiss…
*Beeg floofee tortie pownces awn rhsb & WRr* Hai guis! *powncing cawsed eberbuddy tew roll ober and ober and ober* OoOooPs! *shayking hed dizzily* Hao ar mai frens tewdai?
I’m okay I gess. Bak to werk foar a fue days tehn awf agin.
I emayoed a guy at werk today an axked himz to lunsch. Him sed no cuz himz wuz leevin erlee, but I fownded owt dere is anudder reeson: Him nawt wanna go owt wif me until I legallee singlol.
Ah well. Can’t fawlt him foar habbin skrooplols, but I wished him wudda tolded me insted of me habbin to find owt 2nd hand/paw.
Oh, an today iz jerkfase’s 40th birfday.
Did U sended him sum exlax chawklit chippee cookies?
No, but I could send him sumfin wif fishee innit.
Himz dethlee allerjick to fishee.
Iz hii teh 1 hoo iz allerjik 2 teh kittehs? Ifsew, pak teh fishee in teh kitteh fur! Mai nawt-sekund huzbin’s birfdae iz 2morrow. Capricormz….pleh!
Yesh, awlwais beddur tew find owt faec tew faec but sumtiems folks jus doan wanna be honest. Ai sawry dis happen tew u. Sumtiems peeps ar afrayde of baggij or rebowns or u mite goes bak to “him” sort uv fing. *sighs deeply* Ai wuz marreed wunce menny yeers ago but dat anuvver storee. *puts paw arown rhsb for morel sooport*
Fanks, KCT.
I wished him wudda tolded me, cuz I wuz beginnin to fink dere wuz sum reeson him chanjed hiz mynd abowt wantin to go owt wif me.
Hoepfully, my matitul status nawt be isshoo musch lawngur. Iz nawt foar lack of tryin, beleev me! Stoopy huzbinz fawlt foar takin so lawng. **growlols an hisses in huzbins general direckshun**
yah, my bruvver’s wife wuz happy to kik him owt, but wen it came to teh diborse her not wanted to go along wif it. finkso her wanted to just prolong teh agoneez for him. sum peeplez are liek taht, i gess. {{{rhsb}}}
ohai red!
yesh, he shudda bucked up and told u hisself.
but I gives u BIG props for takin teh bull by teh horns and asking!!
*wispers*
I has never had teh nerve tu ask a boi out.
**whispurrs bak**
I wuz skeered to def, an dats why I emaoyed him insted of cawlin oar goin down to himz werk area.
Rite aftur I hitted “Send” I gots awl nerbis. Tehn wen I gots Read Receipt, it got WORSE!
well ifinkso u shud has a prowd uf urself!
no matter wot teh outcome was.
Fanks.
Iz nawt lyk iz beeg deel date. I jes axked him ifn him wanted to meet me foar lunsch.
Oh, an I fownded owt wat yeer himz car iz – 06. Lots newer than I thot.
Iz berry purty, but my praktiklol syd sez “NO WAY!” Too musch munnies to pay foar, plus inshooranse wud be teh egg-spensib too.
Witch iz why I iz dribin 94 Corolla, wif almoast 196,000 miles onnit.
Garsh, I sownded shallow wen I menshund hiz car.
I nawt, I sware! I nawt agwee to go owt wif guies based awn wat dey dribs. Iz jest dat I’m a car chick an I appreshyates purty cars. I always has.
**puts self in corner**
get owtta that corner!!
wud it halp if I told u I wud never go owt with a guy that drove a Hummer?
Just cud. not. doit.
Mai naybor hadz teh applol green ‘69 GTO Judge until his sun took it fur a joi ryde.
Ai lieks mai liddlol pickum up truck.
Teh car dat wuz my favrit wun to go owt in wuz a 1964 Rambler American. It wuz teh color of Dan’s quilt, actually.
Also, yeers befoar huzbin an I marryed, wii dated. (Wii has lawng drawn owt storee, beginnin in teh 80’s.) Him had 1971 (?) Dodge Dart Swinger. Wuz floureseent green wif yellol flame owtlines. Previus owner wun MOPAR trofees wif it.
Me, I wanted to take it Krissmiss shoppin, cuz u cud pik it owt in a crowded parkin lot!
Mai dreem car growin up wuz teh 71 AMC javelin police package.
U wanted to be Starsky & Hutch?
Ifn I had munnies to buy enny car, I wud want teh old Corvette that Red had on That 70’s show. It wuz 1958 Corvette and wuz bloo an whyte.
‘67 GTO fur mii! Nd Ai fownd owt tehy has a Bobcat edishun ov it. Bery expensiv, tho. Ai can has Sugar Daddy pls? Kthxbai.
ai agwee wif teh skwirll, u shuld be prowd uf yurself! ai haz kweshun…after yur diborse (crosses paws taht it iz SOON!) will yew trii tew ask him owt agin, or wayt fur him tew ask yew? dew yew see him during teh werkdai, sew yew kan jest cashooallee chat wif him?
an yoo hsuld aks him owt agin, after yoo iz offishuly singlol agin. mebbee him mented well, didnt want to maek yoo feel bad by saying it. at leest, az far az yoo kno, him sayin no iznt bekawz him iz not intersted! so try, try agin!
Ifinkso wen teh diborse is finlol, I will put teh werd owt an gibs him teh chanse to axk me owt.
I iz somewhat tradishunal in dat I finkso teh guy shud axk teh gurl owt foar teh nawt-sekkund date. Tehn aftur, hur cud axk him.
Ohai KCT.
*swats at floofee tayles*
teh beta-testd martoonee iz mcuh impruvd ovur teh alfa-testd vurzshun.
That bowl is far too small and dirty for that poor betta.
I’m so sick of ignorant betta owners who buy into the pet-store idea that bettas can ever be happy in such small environments. What a miserable life for a poor fish.
Lukkilee kitteh iz fixin dat!
ohai meestur kittehcat….plz to nawt eet me…..
Gawta goes nao. Layte, layte, layte! Getting seepee…..*yawns hoojly* …..*yawns bigger* ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZ *mumbles* sumbuddy tayke meh hoem…..ZZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzz
*sprinklol catnipz awn teh tayle of KCT az she leebs.
akchuallee…hur nawt leeb…hur juss fawleded asleep rite dere…..
**snif snif** Duz I smell ‘nip?
**pownses awn nip, den realyzes iz KCT’s tayle**
Oops. sry.
Duz u libs in TTI?
who me?
:pulls rhsb’s tail and runs awai
**catches 2_k an rassles hur to grown**
GOTCHA!
gibes rhsb head bonks and runs awai
:catch me if you can
thundering kittehs can be heardz on deh wood floorz
oohhhh , 2_k…didja see teh SUN????? huh, didja, didja????? abowt wun firty heer teh skai bekame bloo and dere wuz a beeg yello lite in teh skai!!!!! it wuz teh WIN!!!!!
No I wuz working on mah pyooter missed deh sun
aawww – sawry yew missd it, iz spozed tew be cloudy and windy agin tomorrow
wuz hoping yew saw it so yew wuld no that NY DUZ get sunlite sumtymes
Ai sawed it. Ai eben gotted awt and shovloled teh snoes awai frum teh fyre hide rant.
Wii hads sun in KY!
Wuz ackshully nawt bad day. Nawt too cold.
wuz kinda warm heer – 35. nawt bad fur upstatye NY in Dec
U beeted us wuz onlee 34 heer. iz gud foar SD inna wintur tymes. Wuz -5 a week b4.
wii hazn’t got below 0 yet fank CC!! wii haz tons uf snoe, lawts melted in teh past 3 dais uf warm wether, but wii still hab lawts. befour teh snoe melted sum, it wuz up tew mai horses’ chests. mai brudder haz mini horses, he had tew plow a path in teh field for tehm! duz yew get a lawt uf snow in SD? ai gnu it got rillee kold dere
Nawt compared to NY. We gets about 12-20″ of precip all year. Usually nawt moar den 3 ft of snoes spread ober teh winter.
wii kan get 12-20″ inna kuppla hours!
bedder lawts uf snoe than lawts uf rillee kold, aifinkso
Ummm… 72 digreez heer. :blush:
sew ai gess yew hab NO snoe?
lukkee yew!! wii mite see 72 digrees in..maibe…May?
WRr, wen teh hawt-tub gonna be reddy?
My bak has been killin me latelee.
it bee a while. still waiting on teh diggur.
Wii haz tu use teh wun at the NB
Speekin of teh NB….I mite oughta tayle u sumfin.
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I gots a Speshul Prezzie awn Bocsking Day, from Nightshayde.
red, I has bin meaning to ax u… has u givin any thot to givin ur present a name? SP.. cud be confoozled wif our dear sweetpea… hoo can be a bit nawty sometimes, but not in teh same way.
I dunno. Enny suggeshtuns?
Shud we start a liszt?
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Adonis…
Butch…
Clint….
D….
dog (in case himz dyslexik)
Oh, an you nawt kno abowt my bideo either, do ya?
o yas. I do.
we has bin waiting quite a wile for GP to show us wot he learned….
I wuz tawlkin to WRr.
sry. wasn’t boviuss.
kumo wuld nom dis fishee. an tehn him wuld barf it bak up. himz still barfing, tho not az offen or az much az before. dr. tinyvet culdnt find anyfing rong wif him, an himz gettin better a liddle at a time an iz not akting sik at all. i has to be gibbing him pepsid pillz 2 timz a day. also yesturday morning i fownded a big abseess on shiro’s face. so i taked him to teh emurjinsy dr. tinyvet to get it drayned an get medisins for him. him had very hi feever!!
an wuz akting very sik. pore bebbeh. but now him iz doing better. i haz to be gibbing him teh germ-killer pillz twise a day, an putting a hot pak on himz fase too or free timez a day. so now i am gibbing pillz to two kittehs two timez a day. send gud fots. an some big lether glubs, plz.
U needs body armor not jus glubs
U is berree brave
I hadz to gib Yogi antibiotiks a cuppla years ago
was not mush fun
Poor lunarmommy!
Kittehs nawt lyk takin medisins, do tehy? Josie usta fite me an hur nawt had poynty enz awn hur toeses but hur teefs wuz still berry poynty!
Ifinkso lether soot wud halp, an nawt jes glubs.
Sendin beems of helth to u an ur furr-bebbehs!
*Handz Lunarmmomy pare uv gawntletz.
*Adn a chokklit martoonee….. dey b gud fur enneething.
fanks for teh support an armor, evreewun. teh dr. tinyvet culdn’t find anyfing rong wif kumo on teh x-rayz or himz blud tests or exam, him not aktin sik at all, barfing slowly getting better, but her sugjested to do a barium test. ifinkso if tehr duznt look liek anyfing rong wif him an him iz getting better, taht iz mebbee not nesesary. we runned owt ob teh speshul sik-kitteh fud, tho, an him wuz doing better on taht. shuld get sum more. now shiro, yoo kan tell taht taht guy duznt feel gud. him hided unner teh bed all day yestirday. but today him taked a nice long nap owt in teh sunshine. so taht iz a liddle better.
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i tolded teh guyz tehy iz ALMOST more trubble tahn tehyr wurf, an it’s a gud fing they’z so adorabable.
*jk2 sends beeg welder glubs foar lm*
gud luk wid awl teh meds, iz nawt fun foar ennywun!
{{{{lm}}}}
tahy also gibbed me paynkillerz for shiro. but i yoozed up wut liddle tolerunse him had wif teh auntie biotiks an teh fayse pak. him duznt seem to be hurtin too bad. ifinkso teh aunty biotiks an the hotpaks are more essenshul, heel teh infekshun an teh owie, tehn him not haz payn anymore.
Ohai, Lunarmommy. Ai has wun kitteh hoo has to taek a pill ebery day — an has been taykin dem for ober fore yeers. Jus in teh las cupple uv munfs he has starting to taek dem wifout a fuss an wifout spittin dem back owt. Aifinkso he be finley resined to teh inevabobble.
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I hoeps yur kittehs recubber soon! Iss no fun gibin dem teh pills an no fun for dem to has to taek dem!
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{{{{{Lunarmommy an Kumo an Shiro}}}}}
I lykes dis kitteh, iz purty. Luuks lyk Ragdoll, mebbe.
I espeshulee likez deh liddlo skwigglol in deh wite on himz forhed.
makez mii smilol!
LAWLZ! Teh werd “skwigglol”
is full of teh funnee!
I r laffin varee hard!!!
Good fing I swalloled mah cokee collee or it wud be awl ovur!!!
lol lol lol lol
Skwigglol minded me uf Laverne and Shirley show.
Sqwiggy wuz mai favorite character awn dat sho.
Teh skwigglol remynz me of teh soft icy kreem u gets at Dairee Cween.
Mmmm….icy kreem……
it luks liek a harree potter skar.
♪ Let Bacchus’ sons be not dismayed
But join with me, each jovial blade
Come, drink and sing and lend your aid
To help me with the chorus:
Chorus:
Instead of spa, we’ll drink brown ale
And pay the reckoning on the nail;
No man for debt shall go to jail
From Garryowen in glory.
♫ We are the boys who take delight
In smashing Limerick lamps at night,
And through the street like sportsters fight,
Tearing all before us
Instead of spa, we’ll drink brown ale
And pay the reckoning on the nail;
No man for debt shall go to jail
From Garryowen in glory.
♪ We’ll break the windows, we’ll break down doors,
The watch knock down by threes and fours,
And let the doctors work their cures,
And tinker up our bruised
Instead of spa, we’ll drink brown ale
And pay the reckoning on the nail;
No man for debt shall go to jail
From Garryowen in glory.
♫ We’ll beat the bailiffs out of fun,
We’ll make the mayor and sheriffs run
We are the boys no man dares dun
If he regards a whole skin.
Instead of spa, we’ll drink brown ale
And pay the reckoning on the nail;
No man for debt shall go to jail
From Garryowen in glory.
♪ Our hearts so stout have got us fame
For soon ’tis known from whence we came
Where’er we go they fear the name
Of Garryowen in glory.
Instead of spa, we’ll drink brown ale
And pay the reckoning on the nail;
No man for debt shall go to jail
From Garryowen in glory
Duz dat song has ennyfing to do wif teh “Garry Owen” unit ub teh Cavalry?
Dis is approprit foar dis lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcyhVHrmlMU
I ♥ that movie!
When it came bak to the movie theater, my bff and I went to see it.
We were the only 2 adults in there that didn’t have kids with us and we SANG with the movie!
Yes, we sang this song too. It’s one of my favorites.
ohai Lunch. u lukz veree nom 2dai.
Ohai, dynamite11!!! I iz glad tu seeing u heer agin!! I hope u b habbing a gud day.
yez ai is bak. mai dai iz gus sew farr. hao abaout yoo?
porr Kyle. lol.
And wach th’ pore kitteh get thwacked by th’ faitinn fish…
Dis maek meh a little sad becuz mai betta feesh went to teh Rainbow Brij dureng teh nite. I dunno why, hims wuznt sick an had a nyse big tank. Mebbe old–hims wuz 4. Still, it is a sads theng.
*sigh*
Mai sister, her iz a zooperson adn she sez bettaz iz lyke flowerz, very pritty but nawt long lives. I’z sorry bowt your sadniss. Sownz like yur feeshie hadd a nyce home to live 4 yeers.
Dat iz a lubly wae to think of tehm. Tank u for dat! Dat maek me feel betterz.
I sorry.
Fank u, DR
Fish heads, fish heads
Munchy, crunchy fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum!
that is a pretty kitty!
i hope that fish was quite yummy for him/her!
Ew! Avoid the green ones – not ripe yet
Hi lunch nyc 2 eat u nom nom nom!
LOL
hello my name is kyeal!
no your name is lunch
LOL
I LOVE DEH BETTA FISH!
I though this was super funny and thought you might like to see it.. hope it makes ya laugh
A fish called Wanda?
Hey…dere are kittehs tryng to taik ovr wurl my kitteh atak me aaaaaa halp (nomnomnom)