I is abstract art
I is abstract art
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Yew is beautiful!
Teh best art haz big white paws anna kitteh smile. An a oranj.
Con cat u lashingz, Carosue!! U b at deh top uv deh ty wif Anni adn Mary0!! Off tu deh ty boo teek wif awl uv uze!! Deh after krissmiss stampeed haz not empteed deh shelveingz yet.
an eerz skwished bakk.
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congratz awn gitting teh nawt-sekund spot, carosue. An alwso annipuss an sweetpea fur free-way ty!
Gosh, ai cudden’a sedit bettuhr. Tihs iz wan fyne kittoon!
U can’t tell wat wai up Ai aer
is Klimpt werk 0 art?
wif myusicamal theme “Luv 0 wun Ornj”
*pssssssssssst* you hazzit hanging upsidedown…
Shirley it shud be sidewais?
*luks @ klimt ‘teh embrace’*
*switchswitchswitch*
*look*
Luv ov orinj!!! ai haz it! (mai litel orinj ball, litel orinj ball [see "litle pink sock "Mutts" cartoon
]
Ai lurvez dat cartoon!
Lil pink sock… lil pink sock… *dansdansdans*
an fur Christmiss Santa fiwelled it wif candiez!! didja see???…nomnomnomm
u iz mizzin two ornjz……. shud b lub ub three orngzs!
(obscur opera I noez it!)
momcat
yup. dat’s wot i wuz going fur when i wroted “musical theme” . yu gottid.
ofanks. i thawt taht tou. (pork-off-yeff, aifink?)
ummm, maebee *ver*klimpt…
Schrodingerz cat moonlitez az artizt model.
potrait of a kitteh?
is new cover fr paperback edition of “Portrait of a Lady Artist as a young Lol ” by HenryJamesJoyce to be publolshed in 20elebenty by Bunway Publolcashuns, LoLLC
@@@@@!!1!!
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(an maibee mai abitar wil wurk???? *crosses floofee paws*)
Yippee!! Mai Gemmi redi 4 Gnu Yeer partee!!!
An nao ai fixeded mai blu naem (ai hoep).
yep, ‘twerks! concatulashunz
epikk wynn, sweetpea. henryjamesjoyce indeed.
fohr deelux edishun, mebbe tou bie addnig some treez & making it henryjamesjoycekilmer… ;o)
(aifink wie ar gettnig a tirfle obbskur hear…
but wen teh boks lid iz klozed, iz it art awr nawt art? awr needer an bofe at teh saem tiem?
Iz it ownlee art iffn sumwun can see it?
win!
Dis a berry filosofiklol cwestn. Wii mus taek awl teh possimibiliteez in2 konsiderashun…
Astrodynamix
Beta testinging
Confaluted engineerering
D…
Deekonstrekshunist kritisizm
E= mc ^2
Fermat’s feeorim
G…
Greeeek sintax
Harappan pottery
Intoowishin
J…
Juck stoo po sishin
Kanga roo cort berdict
Lunar modjewel re intree
M…
Missink links
Neohclassikism
Oh-pen ended argyoomints
P…
Phyzzix, lawz uv
Quantum Mekanix
Relativiteez
S….
Sykoanalysis
Theery ub String
Uzbekistan, industriyal produkshun in
V…
Verry deep thinking
Wadiklol thinking
Xtreem thinking
Y……
Variabulls
Weather condishunz
Xtra terrierstrialz
Yungian construkts
Z…
Zambian airways flight plans.
box iz haf mt haf ful but i iz not haf ded.
Ai ar soe beeauuutifull, taht teh Mehtrohpaulitin Mooseuum ov Aurt bees beeting daown mai doar foar me tuu exxhibitt maiseylfe!!!!
(Mebbee Ai wil!!)
exhibishunist kitteh is exhibishunist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8
My noo theem sawng.
I’m sure you mean “abstrcat”.
Kell coincidence! I is abstract science.
u meen teh syuns uv abstraktin fings?
I’m afraid I is gonna has to take teh fifth on this.
*YOINK*
*takes fifth*
Kinda eerly in deh day fur drinking. I hopez u b saving it fur later.
Iz 5 oklock sumwares!
**takes sip of teh fifth**
iz 20 passed 5 heer! Hic!!!!!
is dere a drinkee cawled fifth that I is not aware of?
A fifth iz teh size bottlol dat likker comes in.
Nawt shure hao menny ownses iz in fifth, tho. Wud hasta luuk up.
U has to look up? Did u fall down go boom?
Az grayseful az I iz, I awlays fawlin down, eben wif nawt drinkin.
Ohai; ai has been away fur teh holly daze. Lawts uv lols to ketchup wif!
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IIRC, a fifth be one-fifth uv a gallon. Dunno how menny ownces, doe.
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Aifinkso.
ittz abowt twentyma fyve owntsez.
Ash far a U knoesh, I ish. *hic*
U is still festive, waiting fur deh noo years is you?
Ish tradishunamabul to waits until *hic* Elebentieth Nite. Me ‘n’ Janet will be festive until then.
here i puts some more lites on Ur head
does U want anudder drinkie?
just gib me U car keyz
den U beez ok
“Keys”?
OK just one key is nuff
“Key”?
*lifts lites covering burgular mask to remind 2k of my profession*
I thot U iz on vacation
and not lolcatburglaring rite now
hence deh lites
metoo, metoo, metoo! (keepingz da decormashuns)
akshully, ifinkso LCB shud just leave her lites up all yeer.
Why be de-lited?
But… but… I donot sees ur misseltoe. Is it at teh cleeners today?
wait, wot? you can’t see da missletoe?! ohnoes.. dunno why…
*logs into ICHC wif Intertoobs Exploder*
*boom*
oops i borked teh inner toobs? i no see da misstle toe dere… only wif da Fyre Fawkes.
I is at a diffrent computer than teh one whare I could see everybuddy’s festivenessicity so mabye is just a case of stale cookies.
So clealry, it’s teh Girl Scouts’ fault.
Ai still haz a festib.
Not from whare I’m sitting! (But I bleev u anyways.)
Ai is keepink mai Crissmuss hat awn til twelf nite too. Ai will taek it orf wen teh Freekins tern up wiv teh Gold, Purr an Frank sent tihs (but he stoeld it form Arnold!)www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/search/4001743.Toy_joy_at_last_for_cat/
A co-worker has theoree abowt dis guy.
Hur finks him nawt go to lunsch wif me cuz I still legalee marryded.
Me, I dunno. Iz jest mattur of tiem befoar dat nawt isshoo, I hopeso.
no point in speculating bout himz intenshunz
has deh brudder left?
Yes, himz left awn Caturday, fanks be to CC.
iz dere ne progriss awn dat isshoo, rhsb?
Nawt enuff, I’m afrayd. *grumblols*
*grumblols wif yew* iz hard wen yew jest want eet tew be dun, liek yestirdai
Anom to dat!
I jes fownded owt – frenz theoree iz rite.
himz seems to be a stickler fur rules
:wunders whether that is gud or bad?
Cannot fawlt him too musch. At leest himz got sum skrooplols.
I jes wish him wudda tolded me himself.
yes that wud has been nice
seems to has communikashun isshooz
that not so good
Iz dere sumfin nawtee abowt hazzin teh lunch wif teh marrieed laydee? Ai getz nawt wantin to doing ennyfing nawtee wif teh marrieed laydee — but nawt eeting? Tiz silleh, aifink.
yesh I agreez, I has had lunsh wid guy/s and I is married
widout hubcat purrsent
wuz dat bad
wen I werkinged, i offin wentinged tu lunch wif guize i werkinged wif….. sumtimez alone, sumtiemes in grooopz….. wuz just lunch… I neber felted dat I wuz dueing enneyfing bad. (sumtieymz went tu lunch wif a gal, oar tu, too.)
my feelings eggsactly
Hao long i hafta hold dis poz?
Iz nawt abstract. Abstract cans not has enny fings dat luk liek fings, such as cats or balls. Nawt even enny symbles. Gots to be awl reely abstract.
Dis mite be surrealist, wif all teh grabbity goin wonky.
“i am in yr art surrealing yr grabbity” mebee?
I iz in Ur space distorting Ur space-time continnuum
Well my imadjinaree frenz, I thot of y’all agin last nite.
Nawt lawng after I shutted down teh puter last nite, I had teh tee-vee awn an wut did I see/hear? Teh Lonelee Goatherd! Yesh, teh Sownd of Musick wuz awn!
I watched it lawng enuff to see teh dance scene wif Julie Andrews an Christopher Plummer. **swoons**
we iz real, at tymes mebbeh complex but we iz not imaginury
ai saw eet tew – naow ai haz “doe, a deer, a femayle deer” eerwurm
ob korse, ai awlreddy had a liddle eerwurm frum dat song, cuz eet iz awn teh Wii Myusik gayme dat mai brudder gave mai boikitteh fer Krissmiss, naow after seein teh Sownd uv Myusik, iz a big fat eerwurm
I iz already tired of the gray skies
does we get any sunlite at all in NY
or ar it going to be so cloudy all thru out deh winter
sumtymes wii get sun – ushuoolly wen iz 20 below and then yew don’t want tew go owt and enjoi it!
oh noez, in dat case I iz hiburnating
wake me up when spring is here
yer rite tho – eet seems liek teh skai haz been grey fur months!! it ushuooly izn’t this bad…riilleee!!
OMG is that at Catdinsky??
Yoga kitteh, salutes da sun.
orinj repurrsentz sun?
Looks like kitteh has teh sun in her eyes.
I thot herz wuz asleep
*Wuz* Until someone putted teh sun in her eyes.
S’ay nay paw oooone chat.
akrobat kitteh – sum assemblee rekwired
The major award turned out to be a CatA$$trophy
Josie lubbed paper boxes too.
I spended lotsa munnies awn toys foar hur, an wut did hur lyks to play wif? Boxes and laundree baskits.
oh my, teh burfday fairy haz been goned for many dayz!! IRL, i haz had a BIG TIRED, an two sik kittehs, an a compyooter bork (just my son’z profile/desktop, but taked all evening teh ovver nite to fix!!), an kids wantin to go spend tehr gift munniez. whew. but now i iz bak to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheez frenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! an teh last fyoo dayz!! inklooding but not limited to: Beekers03 (on teh 27th) an Dragonmind (today!!) an also burfday fairy’s baby bruvver, hoo iz teh cheef ob resurch an developmint at Santa’s Wurkshop Inc. had himz burfday on teh 27th too!! i haz bringed hommaed fudjy burfday cakes wif fancy frostings!! i skreem, fizzyfrooty party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags wif kandees, liddle pencil sharpeners shaypd like wurld globes, ittybitty sekirti diyaress (to rite in wif yor sharp pencilz!) an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor wishes com troo!
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