i swearz i didnt touch him
i swearz i didnt touch him he juss like esploded
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Gus Grissom’s kitteh?
Conga rats awn leedin da fred!
*Tentivly peeks fru troll mask* Umm, LCB, could you please explain your comment? Maybe I’m missing something, because I don’t see anything funny about an astronaut who burned to death. Kthxbai.
Kud she haz ment “Gil Grissom,” teh guy frum CSI? Dat wud maeking sense, aifink.
Nothing funny ’bout that, no sirree. I forgotted about that when I posted, ackshually, although now that u remind me, I kinda rember it from when I was a tiny lolkittenburglar.
It was a reference to a earlier mission, portrayed in teh moovie “Teh Rite Stuffs”, whare teh hatch blowed open on his capsule when it was in teh watters waiting to be picked up by helikat. Teh capsule then sinked because of it. Grissom insisted that teh hatch blowed open by itsownself but most peeps bleeved he did it because he was teh scared or clostrophobic or something.
I was not judging anyones; it was teh first thing that came to mind when I sawr teh capshun is all.
Oops. Ai sit kurrektid.
*just getting back frum googling da gus grissom*
yah, he had da rite stuff. clever coment on da hatch bursting epysoad.
humor izza funny fing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2hqybmGKg
on teh blowed hatch inseedent:
http://www.space.com/missionlaunches/missions/liberty_bell_000617.html
“humor izza funny fing”
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oooh, that wud make a grate t-shurt mah viney frend!
maybe we can gets tehm in teh ty booteek!
heh, you can pay me royal Tees in hunnert dollar towels!
deal!
Tehy is on sale rite now for only elebenty ninety nine too!
*wispers*
Teh financial peeples alreddy bot up all teh 100p towls, ifinkso.
Hay, that reminds me: There is only 8 hunnert dollar towels left. Whey they is gone they is gone. Click my name then click teh link for hunnert dollar towels to see whut I’m talking about.
izza verry good price…steal cownting my munnies…
U gets 10 persents off wif coupon code “CHZ”
i canna just send you elebentee velveetuh CHZ koopons?
oh, wait. dis be bettah
*sends bauxites o krafty makaroaneez & cheez becuz itz da cheeziest^
Keep talking…
hmmm. *lukz askanz*
*eyez kross wers dan a meezer*
dat”Keep talking” lukz da susspishus…sorta in da “giver enuf roapz n she”l hang hursef by hur own Picard, er, petard”
I’m done commenting for now. Too many people apparently want to assume the worst about me. Thank YOU, sweetpea, for knowing what I was referring to and for providing explanatory links about it. And for not automatically assuming I am a monster.
Later, guise. Much.
Fank u fur teh esplanashun, LCB, Ai unnerstand nao, nd it wuz a gud ref. Ai aksd if Ai wuz missing sumfing, bcuz Ai gnu u wuld nebber maek fun ov sumfing sew trajik. Unfurtunatlee Ai rebember teh fyre, but nawt teh hatch incident oar teh moobie. Ai akshully caem bak nao 2 maek a commint abowt Gil Grissom bcuz Ai jest saw a CSI commurshul, nd Ai c Nightshayde awweddy did. Wuld maek sence….innosent kitteh nawt dew it (that waht tehy awl sae), ovver kitteh jest spawntayneouslee combursted. Ai swry u madez 2 feel badz, it wuz nawt mai intenshun. U iz 1 ov, if nawt THE funniest peep awn heer. {{{{{{LCB}}}}}}
Deer Frenz,
Ai am sorree ai wuzn’t heer sooner. Ai must com to teh defence ov ar verree dee lolcatburglar, hoo haz brawt us awl so much joi an happiness an iz wun ov teh brite an shining stars ov Cheezland.
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We ar known far an wyde az a fun, happee an frendlee plaice. Where peepl can com an play wif frenz an furget wahtebber trubbles tehy mite be having iRL.
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Therefoar, unless a commint iz maed that iz deliberatelee hurtful to sumwun, it iz nawt reellee appropriate to kritisize it. We awl com fruim different plaices in ar knowlej, ajes, edumakashun levels an so awn. Nawt ebreething will bee funne to awl. But that duz nawt meen yoo may say yoo don’t laik it.
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Az Thumper’s father sed “If yoo can’t say sumthing nice, don’t
say enething at awl.”
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Ai thot hur commint wuz verree funnee, becuz ai, laik Mary OSpckn, “got it.” But ai dont “get” ebree thing!! Far frum it. Ai offen hav to ask.
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But ai am deeplee saddended that hur felines were hurt. She iz wun ov teh moast wunnerful peepl eber to wawk teh fayce ov teh urth – an ai think we awl heer ar bedder than this.
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If we had to think ov awl teh things sumwun mite find offensive befoar we spoke, we wud hav maybee 4 oar 5 commintz heer, insted ov sumtaims hundreds.
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Ai dont think Gus Grissom wud bee reelee happee to think that no wun cud tawk about him enemore. He had a nice laif – wif mennee funnee things in it.
There iz much moar to memeber him bai than just hao he died.
Oh mai, SO well put, JCHElebentyK!!!!!!
♫janet’s undre da missletoe, janet’s under da missiletoe…
adn so iz 4.5 kittehs heeee
Janet, yew beh da wyz.
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Ai haz a sad dat wun ub mah berry nawt sekkond cheesfren’z felines were hurted tewdai, an dat peeps seemed tew prezoom illwill awn her part.
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LCB beh full ub win an awesum an wun ub da funnee-ist and cleberest awn ICHC, and dat she eben gnu anyfing about dis man (mush less da storee ub him mahbeh [tho nawt] blowin da doors awf his spais ship!) be da amazin tew meh.
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Ai donot fink dere beh aneefing wrong wif asking, or sai-in, “ai donot get eet”, butt ai can guess how upsetted ai wud beh wif maisalf if ai relized mah commint cud beh sew miss interpreted, an tew haz peeps keep bean da nawt nis bout an awnest oops, nawt sew grate, akshually.
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Plz tew remember, dere beh berry few ub us dat kums heer tew beh da means awn porpoise…and ifn yew dew, ai charges yew elebentry munnies fer usin da troll rode.
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Plz tew beh nis… da werds yew speak… yew mai haz tew eat dem ladur
Ai doan folloe pop kulchur an doan knoe ennii uv theez peepz but it lukz lyke tihs iz a jawb fur FURminatur, yuss?
sry, i jus can’t laff about astronauts killd by an accidental inferno.
U shoulda used a quote from Repo Man.
“It happens sometimes. People just explode.
Natural causes.”
I understand that u dint like it. Kindly reciprocate by understanding that no offense was meant. Asploding kitteh floof was not meant to be a reference to teh astronot’s tragic death, which frankly I had forgotten about when I posted; it was a reference to teh controversial blown hatch incident, as shown in teh film clip provided by sweetpea. (thx, sweetpea!)
I never sawr “Repo Man” so I can’t quote from it.
So whut have we learned? We all have different points of reference. And we don’t all necessarily have malice in mind when we comment.
An when fas’d wif “No Commints” da brayne freez happens, an anyfing udder dan da F werd deserbs da benefeet ub da dowt, Aifinxo!
plus, i finkso LCB ’splain’d she wuzn’t talking about da Mercury explosion/deaths.
yup, sez it right up dere^.
at 3:19
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/29/funny-pictures-i-didnt-touch-him-he-juss-like-esploded/#comment-545243
(i mint to put all dis on catalogical humor’s commetn, sry BuddyDitzmores Mom)
yew guise!! yew got me lollin out loud agin!!!
BOOM!! yesh ai members dat wun, un huh
yr talking bout da splodink soup in da mikrowave, right?
♫mmm mmm gud, mmm mm gud, dat’s wot campbells soops is:
mmmmMMMMM BOOM!!!
yep dat wun wif teh sooop awl ober teh mikkywave…….ai kin jus see it
An a cuppla daze laytur, he splayned hao hee cleened it – wif a
SANDBLASTER!
But hee misspelt it “snadblaster.”
An that sounds. . .well. . .verree funnee!!! It wuz awlmost funnier than the furst wun!!
pls to note dat Gus Grissom had nuffink to do wif dat, eeder.
yesh, ai wuz berry nooooo here at dat time……….prolly wuzznt commintin tew muchly…..but ai remembers dat well… yew can imagin dat mite make quite teh ‘mpresshun!!!
Oh!! WHERE iz Dave!!?? Ai havn’t seen him in a lawng taim!!
i saw ‘im here just afew daze back. don’t merember when.
yesh, he stopped by fur a brite n shining moment!
Ohai SP, JCH4K, jamama, BDM
Hopez U awl haz teh win Krissymass.
ohai WRr, how r yew surbibin teh blizzerd ob 2008?
you, too, WRr.
*tendrilztripoff to slleeeepytime*
MaisOui Christmas to all, adn to all, a g’nite zzzzzzzzzzz
Iz teh nice heer todai. above teh freezy adn teh sun came out to plai.
Ohai WRr! Mah loliday was gud… sleeped late, no homewerks, bizited peeps when ai wannid, and stayed hoem readin and nommin when ai wannid.
here in skeattle area we had unushually cold wethr an lots ob snow tew…….ish almos awl gone now. ai liked it but ai haz gud sno car……….
*lissenz tew da krikets chirpin*
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Ai’hm gunna turn in. Take care, awl.
chirp…….. kind ob a somber evening…… ai will see yew tomorrow tew! schmooo
mary O’Spockn
February 28th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
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mmmmmm good, mmmmmmm good
datz wut Cambells soops aer:
MMmmmm BOOOM!!
No wurries, sweetpea.
i didn’t think u were mean, that’s y my post did not yell at anyone purrsonally, jus at teh comment.
Also, I wuz unawear of teh hatch incident!
Blanket response follows:
I feel badly that in going for one joke I totally missed another aspect of the subject that has such a bad connotation. Most of the comments I make here, especially those that are intended for the “first” spot, come from split-second free association. I had recently seen “The Right Stuff” and so the hatch-blowing incident was fresh in my mind so seeing a caption that intentionally or not echoed lines from the film sealed the deal. Because it was a “first” comment I didn’t elaborate as much as I might have elsewhere. I hope my subsequent explanation clarified that no ill will or disrespect was meant to anyone living or dead. I certainly understand that not everyone made the same first association as I did with the name I mentioned in my comment. All I ask in return is the same understanding.
To all who came to my defense and sent such kind and loving notes and e-cards: That means a tremendous great deal to me. Seriously. I love you guys. Of course, I never planned to go away forever; I just needed a time-out. I come here mainly for fun and escapism. There is no point in hanging around when neither is available and I found neither last night so I left.
Catsablanca: You handled yourself graciously, asking for clarification without casting aspersions then you acknowledged the clarification and indicated understanding and acceptance of same when it was given. I appreciate that.
Catalogical Humor: My comments come from me and not from the thin air, so when you disapprove of my comments, you disapprove of me. I responded accordingly. I had already explained myself when you commented so I felt attacked when you posted disapproval of my comment (and, by extension, me) without apparently giving me the benefit of the doubt and without asking for an explanation if you hadn’t seen one or acknowledging the explanation already given if you had seen it. Additionally, I do not like being told what I “shoulda” said, especially when there was an apparent assumption that I was even familiar with the movie I “shoulda” quoted from. I hope my explanation of my original comment did not give anyone the impression that they “shoulda” been familiar with the source of my quote, because I certainly did not have that expectation.
Ok now? Group hug? Please?
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I b berry sorry mai subjex haz ben mistreeting u. Plz aksept mai sinserest polologeez on dhere bhaf… Usully deh cheezpeepz b berry kind and frenlee. adn lubbing……. I b ashamed dat dey wud making u feel bad bowt sumfing dat u ha no reesun tu feel bad abowt. U saw a pixor adn sed deh furstuest fing dat came tu ur mind…. It wuz perfeklee reesunablol, adn u explainged it appropriately
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Plz tu kum and playing wif us summor. ICHC wifowt LCB iz just inkunseevablol.
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*tendrillz twitch above da twap door temptidtemptid to maek eberybuddy fall into da floofy pit bellow to see wot wood happinz: group hug or sudden def*
*temptashunz resisted- nebber know unintended con sequins ess and/or collaterulz damij*
*tendrilz start to tern away when outtaNowheres:
*BOOM*
soop sploshun!!!
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knee jerktendril jerk reyakshun!!!**tendrilstriptwapdoor*
uh ohes….
*SNERK*
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u nawt dids annefink rong. jes wanit 2 sais dat… der’s a saing in germun… “ein scheml der dabei böses denkt” eet is frum a fary tael ai fink… but ai dunno da wurds een ingerlish fur eet… hmm… eet sais… “da 1 hu finks da bad fing is da 1 wib da bad miend” …
adn ob cors eet bees schelm nawt scheml, a scheml wuds bees sumfink 2 seets awn… *headdesk*
Yu has knittin needles?
sombuddy threw water on teh kitteh, and she melted!!!
Pssst…Leeza, u has messidj.
rec’d
reeded
& replied!
Mae wut offishul?
gots to go eet dinner now wile itz hot… bbl
What u eetin?
Wii hads homemade Hawt Brownz. Wuz teh WIN!
hawt brownz??
Oops. Mebbe a KY thang.
Put toasted bread in baking dish.
Put turkey and/or ham on bread.
Make Mornay (cheese) sauce and pour over meat.
Top wif tomato an bacon.
Bake.
YUM!
I has herd of the hot brownz!
I had *embarast* frozn peetsa.
But, it was teh Mystic Peetsa. Did u know u cud get that at teh grocery store now? Itz not bad 4 frozen.
Ai haz teh leftober lasagna.
Garfield inbited hizzelf fur noms.
Leeza, I maded annownsemint at teh bottom of thred.
Plz to be reedin.
I saw!
Iz sew Lucky to has a frend liek u…. *skwink*
Nao, I lubs u an awl, but u no can has Lucky.
You can has teh YNG you stolded from me AT MY OWN PARTEE!
I told u… I dint steal him!
I borrowed him!
I just wanted to see wut he lukked like.. in teh dark…
U teh oppozit of LCB nao?
Skwirlols has gud nite vishunz?
well.. not teh vishuns… but we r always able to find-
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*ICHC sensurs hav taken leeza’s fingers and taped tehm together*
*gigglols*
I can only imadjin wat u wuz gonna type.
Lesse….4 lettur wurd….last letter iz eether “S” or “Z” dependin on lolspeek oar nawt.
*nods*
*mouth is ducktayped alsew*
She wanted to see wut himz lukked liek in Braille, aifinkso.
THAT’S why it’s so quiet in here right now!
*raizes i-brow*
Hay! Nawt to be luukin at me in dat tone of voyse, missy!
OOH ducky taype adn skwirrl furs nawt gud togedder. U needz teh WD-40 Tu stawp teh stickee taype frum yanking aowt teh furz.
*pulls off taype*
Itz ackshully that noo medicalol tape that duznt hurt to take off! See?
*puts taype on WRr*
well I’z callin it a nite guyz.. got a bizzy day tomorrows.
Nites!
**remembers wut wuz tolded abowt Ducky taype an skin**
Owch.
Nite, Skwirly!
Dat sownds liek Cheez Rarebit dat mah Momcat yoosta maek. Toasted Inglish Muffin wif cheddar cheez soup azza sauce … den slices uf termater, den moar cheez, den top wif bacon. Itz eezee to maek & itz teh YUMMEH.
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Nao ai mite haz to go get teh ingreedeeyentz & make dat soon!
hmmm
*skrownjskwronj rattulrattul in cupboard n refrigermerator*
we can haz makings wif sum substitoots yr kyuulinari delites?
hoamade wholewheat hunny bred fr base
organically grown chikkin rotisseriezed leftovers
poshootoe
full fat bleu cheese fur da taupe.
fink it twood werk?
erm, datz spoz’d to be “proshooto” da Eyetalian ham substitoot
I nawt uze teh Bloo Cheez.
Moar lyk Parmesan mebbe.
Oh, an I LUBS poshootoe. Nommy.
shuld werk. mebbe nawt put awn bluu cheez until just bee 4 U taeks it aowt of oben.
verry gud ideeyah. fangs.
Luks like kitteh got Furminated.
Oar iz dat De-furminated?
Whooooeeee! Dat Furminator is a good kitteh brush! Kirby (ginormaus tabby) lubs bein furminated…so much dat sumday Ai mite brush til ders no more kitteh left…just furz in piles. Ai gotz home today from 6 days of Christmas in Eastern Orygun. Lots of fun, buts no kittehs (bof brudder and sis-in-law have allergies). Ai discubbered much payback under de compooter desk. Ai specks de kitteh sitter wondered why box was so empty…harrumph!
Furminator is gadjit?
Apawrentlee sew! Ai googloled it nd fownd tihs: http://www.furminator.com/shedless.cfm
yes… I gotted one but it dint werk for me.
http://www.furminator.com
howebber I have frends that swear by it.
Funneh.. one of tehm had teh sponge u use to get hare off furnitchure… dint werk for hur, is teh magic for me!
Maybe it depends on wot kind of furs u is dealing with.
U gonna make ‘nudder kitteh outta awl dat hares?
funnee storee… Mah BIL and sister aer dawg peeps… mah BIL *hates* kittehs (stoopy BIL on dis poynt, but ai digress)… I kept fretten tew collect da hares ub mah kittehs, add tew marbles (saem kulor) an sum fishee line, and gib dem a “Build It YRsalf Kat Kit”.
My nawt-sekkund huzbin wuz berry allerjick to kittehs.
I considered sendin teh finul divorse papurs to him packed in kitteh hares.
Him nawt-sekkund, butt deffinitly sekkund-rate.
Ai iz sew happitayl dat ai diddint haz a mowf ful uv fud or drinkiez wen ai reeded dat!
Dis iz teh danjerus site….muzt ware ur CHRG nd nawt b havin fud or drinkiez wehn bisiting it. Shuld hab popz-up warning wehn wii log awn!
wisht id been awround fur you….woods have MADES u sendz papurrrrs to idjiot pakked in kitteh hares….
I tell you what I DID do…
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We went to a few marriage counseling sessions. During one, he kept telling the counselor “I’m allergic to the cat”. (He knew we were a package deal and said he’d get shots, etc if need be. Never once did he step foot in a doctor’s office the year I was up there in MA.)
Anyway, when I knew I was leaving, if I was the only one at home, I’d let Josie in the bedroom! (Was a big no-no, since that was supposed to be his cat-free haven.) When I heard someone coming in the door (on 1st floor, bedroom was on 3rd floor), I’d run her out of the bedroom. Josie seemed to know what I was doing, because she’d be very cooperative!
Later, he’d start having allergy problems and go into the bedroom. It didn’t help! Me, I just played stupid and gave him more Benadryl.
This was hubby #1. I’m currently divorcing #2.
Told y’all i was evil!
*snerk*
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Remind me nawt to makin yew teh angree, rhsb.
I nawt gets mad. I gets eben.
I had put up with alot of cr@p up to that point and then I decided “No moar!”
Doan settlol foar eben…go FTW!!
Kitteh putz on lawler pantz and sayz should watch comments on non-private sight!!!!!!! Dey (soon to b x’s) gets lotz smateer during divorse preceedings and starts snoopings on puters. Dis not look gud -culd leed to assault/battery chargees or worse. Now kitteh take of lawler pantz and goz bak to regoolar program.
Fanks for teh consern, tulaplee.
Wut I admitted to I did in 2002 to huzbin #1.
Huzbin #2 I nawt gibbed alot of detayles cuz wii still fitin ober settlolment.
u gotta lurva da intellijint wimmin of da ichc ^^ {{{{{rshb}}}}}
O.o ai apologize fur unshaepin u, mai deer rhsb. but u looks da purrteh ebben wenn ur h is behine ur s… erm… yah… u noes whut ai meen.
*snerk*
ai yooshalee says tihs when ai kleens owt teh kittehfur grabber fingee in teh clowthes drier ( or” kitteh pillow warmer”). mai too kittehbois fite a lawt, an sumtaims ai comes hom an fines a tuxie kitteh sittin next to a pile of marmee floof lookin innersent, an vise versee. iz teh innosent luk taht makes me giglol. tehy pulls a lotta fur off eech ubber, but nawt this mush! ai am intreeged bai furminator an if enneewun els has opinyun ob it, ai’d lub to heer.
Oh noes… just da floof left!
U nawt get in dis bafrum until u putz this floof back awn me where it belongs.
Haow can ai leeves it awn Ur gud dress if U brushed it awf meh?
Doan wurree, kitteh will find a way, speshully if iz lite hares awn dark clothes.
Dere wuz reezun I nawt wore alot of blak. I had mostlee whyte kitteh.
*SIGH*
Luuks lyk wat I kleen outta teh shower wen I warsh my hares.
Yew haz kitteh floof inna tub??
Ohai, RHSB! Doan teh bunnehs kik u wehn u warshes tehm inna shower? *Runz awae wif a bunneh-laik qwikness*
U too is teh silleh!
I nawt warsh my dust bunnehs. I skeered of dem!
Doan b skeered, dust bunnehs r ur frenz….in fakt, arownd mai howse tehy moar liek famblee.
*snerk*
Wii usta has famlees of dust bunnies in owr baffroom, behind teh doar.
Ai iz gettin reddy 2 moov…wil b intrestin 2 see whut Ai fynd lurking bhynd fings.
gess hunt tite!
LMAO! FTW!
Dittoh!!!! Kitteh b lerjic 2 hollydaze gests…taim fur tehm 2 goe hoem nao.
Don’t I know teh feelin!
an teh frootcak tew… ew.
feed teh frootcaek tu teh gests. Dey go hoem soon.
lol i remebber dat wun foar teh futur
If frootcaek iz bad, tehy stay in baffroom an NEBBER leev!
Nawt put aowt teh TP Oar teh air fresh. Dey be gone quick
Beddur yet, put owt teh John Wayne TP.
Wipe wif teh duke??
Oh… dat is SO rong…..
U nawt kno wat John Wayne TP iz?
Ruff and tuff and nawt taek sh** offa ennybody.
Hangs up teh used belt sander paypurr.
Hee hee.
Dat’s teh spirit!
Wii usta keep teh cheep TP inna guest bafroom an the “gud stuff” in teh master bafroom.
He must have splorted from a kewt kitteh piksher.
Dat whut Ai wuz tinkin!
Oh teh catmanity!
Okeh, sew mehbee I DID need 2 b brushded.
May I has ur a-ten-shuns plz?
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My Speshul Prezzie nao has a name — Lucky.
To awl teh CheezWimmins, plz to nawt be bovverin him, as I am teh only wun who can get Lucky in teh Nawty Barn!
Ai can gibs luckee teh tattoos? Ob floofee kitteh skulls on fyre?
Why u wanna do dat? I doan geddit.
U nawt liek teh tattoos?
I has a tattoo, but nawt unnerstand why u wanna put wun awn Lucky.
Haow else U gonna ‘dentify Lucky if iz stoled?
Gud poynt.
Mebbe put “Property of rhsb” awn him sumwares?
Oh an kin yoo do it in such a way dat it cannawt be altered or chanjed?
I kno dese wimmens heer. Dey be teh sneeky.
Wii can hides it in teh tattoo wunce U knoes what U wants.
Nawt AWL da wimmins be da sneekee. Ai donot plai wif udder peeps stuffs wifout permishuns!
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An whyl yew be tatooin him, may ai suggest yew put a date on his butt? Yew noes, da x per ashun dayt goes onna bottom…
Iz it ok if i just feel Lucky in deh Nawty Barn?
Nawt MY Lucky.
**has eerwum nao of Mary Chapin Carpenter song**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt84Y7Thyz0
Then I play dis wun…
Cween – I has chanjed my mind.
Sinse u is teh Cween of Cheezland an awl an I truszt you, U can feel Lucky in the Nawty Barn.
Lubs,
Ur Faythful Servint
ooooooo thankz….. i will du dat sumtime!!!
Plz to giving Lucky mah regards. Ai iz jus teh frilled dat yew iz enjoyin yer prezzie sew bery muchlee, rhsb!
I shud be fankin YOO, NS! Himz iz teh perfeckt.
dis lucky surly does deserb hims naem
Frenz, I haz song to add to my “Dear Huzbin” cd.
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Don’t tell me the reason that you’re calling
Is to see if I’m all right since you’ve been gone
‘Cause I know you and I know why we’re talking
You’re wanting me to say I’m barely hanging on
Well, maybe that was true for a night or two
But now, I got better things to do
[Chorus:]
I could wash my car in the rain
Change my new guitar strings
Mow the yard just the same as I did yesterday
I don’t need to waste my time crying over you
I got better things to do
Maybe when I don’t have so much going
Or quite so many irons in the fire
I’ll take the time to miss you like you’re hoping
But now, I can’t put forth the effort it requires
Well, I’d love to talk to you, but then, I’d miss Donahue
That’s right, I got better things to do
[Repeat Chorus]
Check the air in my tires
Straighten my stereo wires
Count the stars in the sky or just get on with my life
I don’t need to waste my time crying over you
I got better things to do
I got better things to do
Yew shud sending teh lyrix to him, pakajeded in teh kitteh furz, aifinkso!
Remember how lonely I told you it would be
Without you here with me
But you just turned and walked away
And now that I’ve found somebody new
You’ve changed your tune
You want me back but all I can say
It’s too late now
Just tell me how long did you think
I’d be your fool
And I would sit right here an’ wait
For you to make up
Your mind to show up
Well, just turn around
I’m sorry it’s too late now
(It starts with)
One thing / I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It’s so unreal
Didn’t look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on / but didn’t even know
Wasted it all just to
Watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart
What it meant to me / will eventually / be a memory / of a time when I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
One thing / I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I’m surprised it got so (far)
Things aren’t the way they were before
You wouldn’t even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me
In the end
You kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart
What it meant to me / will eventually / be a memory / of a time when I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I’ve put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I’ve put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
Umm…..boom?
win!
LOL, boom…
LOL
kittehs iz good booms
*laffs helplessly*
*heerz why:* http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/28/funny-pictures-are-those-cats-talking-like-that/?cp=all#comment-255715
LOL!! BOOM
*joins lunarmommy in hlepless laffter*
Ai doo believe this iz wun ov teh funniest eppeesodes EBBER awn ICHC!! An tehre’s moar awn a pikchoor a bit layter – where DaveCanhasDrTinyCat tawks about hao he cleened wif a sandblaster!!!!
*laffz histerically… falls off chair agin goez BOOM*
*helps sweepee bak on her chayre*
now yew be keerfulll, yung ladeeee
*joynez in teh laffturr*
Camblolz soop: Mmm Mmmm BOOOM!!!
hashim hadded teh gratest punchline evar for dis episode (donut rebember wut LOL it wuz on)
“microwave sed, Yor soop, it had a flavr.”
iz sumtimes spontaneously combusts 2!!
Frenz, I finkso iz tiem foar me to heds to bed too.
Good evening/night/moarnin/whatebber!
**heads toward party-mint at NB**
Ai noes this kitteh!!!!! Hee iz teh same kitteh in da picher yesterdai abowt eetin da berdie!!! *whispers: Ai tellz yoo uh secret: Hiz reel name iz Taco!! Ai noes becuz his kitteh-mom iz a frend ob mine frum Teh Daily Kitten website!*
Ai haz a happee fur Taco adn hiz kitteh-mom, sarah
Hao nice to find a frenz kitteh heer awn teh frunt paige!! Pleez tell Sarah an Taco that we ar soo happee Taco cud bee heer lukin so kyoot!!
nkai….ai nawt noes anne otthur plaes foar dis…butt ai has eye surjeree tumorrer…..sew plz to keep meh inn yur prayurrz…..
ai mite nawt bee heer foar a cuplol ob daiz afturwurds….
Ooh, teh eye surjuree can bees teh scaree! Ai has had sebral eye surjerees, adn ebreefing is fine naow. Ai’m shur yoo will do grate, DK! Plz let us noes haow yoo R. Sending prayerz n gud fots ur wai.
Diamond Kitteh
Add mai gud fots tew da list, DK. sea yew suun.
DK {{{{{{{Draconic Kitteh}}}}}}} Ov corse this is teh plaice fur this!!!
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Ai dont noe waht yoo ar habbing – but ai wud say – doo nawt bee skeered. Teh aiee surjeree iz so advansed nowadayz that hardlee eneething eber goez rong.
.
Ai will be thinking ov yoo an sending mai beems ov comfurt to yoo az best ai can.
ai has exotropia….ai’z too lazee to lukk it up……
haoebbur, ai nawt can eet annething solid nao….adn afturr 11AM(EST), nawt can eet /anyfing/……
ai’z nawt reelee lukkin foarwurd to dis……
oh DK, gud thots yer wai!!!
yesh, i will pray for you. {{{{{{{{{{{{dk}}}}}}}}}
gigglol
ai jus wreck egg nised tihs kitteh look:
“K time tew stop torchurin me an open teh bafroom door an let me away frum yoo an yur torchur deviss thxbai”
dis enuf hares nao to maek noo harbls for me?
Ish was teh spotaneous combushion!
luks lyke a floof-sploshun tu me, but den, wudawino?
and HOOZ gunna kleen up dis mess? Nawt me, nosiree, Ai din’t make it happenz, nope, nawt gunna du it….
(wanders awf, grabs de-floofinator brume and sweepy-pan) grumblez, nobuddy kleenz up after demselfs ennymoar…
(reptile rips awf troolmasque) How did Ai du? Huh? Did Ai duz ok? Wuz yu combinced?
Scanning over all this I am reminded of the scene from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest…..
Bancini: I’M TIRED!
*trots off to bed*
B alert, u sentsersers!
ohai! ai dunt post 2 offn 4 awhilez, cuz ai jes pointz 2 teh obvious.
ai onlee haz too kittehs, so iz nawt awl taht obskewer!
“Gus Grissom” adn “Rite Stuf” refs maded mii thinkz taht teh kitteh inna LOL had
Screwed the Pooch!
butt tahtz jes olee mii!
kthx
lol.
How cute, i <333 it lmaooo