GREAT. now i killedz her… who gonna feedz meh??
u shud nivver nom da hand dat feedz u.
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Halp!
Send fur teh paramedix
Ewe Alwayz wunt teh Para-medix cauze the are airdroppeded and dere are 2 ov dem
2 of demz? ai wants para-medix 2e! *rips ob da roof adn stais in bed* ^^
*eeeeeeeerwooorm…*
congrats annipuss
Oh yes- paramedix- liek deh firemenz- menz in uniformz- swoon!
Ai izza fierminz!
*swoons on cue*
Ma’am duz yoo needz halp?
*smylols winningly* purrrhaps…..
Kai iz pass meh bedtiem, Ai’ll bi bak tuu maro!
wut a fyreman………. Hmphhhh, hands on hips
Aiz nawt a reel fiermin Ai juss plai wun awn TV
*sigh* oh well…
Teh nxt ep paw sodaob teh show hazza burnin buildin innit
*hoaps she nawt inna nex ep paw sod* krispy kritter, DO NAWT WANT!
Oh!! catslave!!!! Itz too UUUuuulee!!
*hedesk*
Tew early 4 watt Jch4k? Puns? Thay r best when served freshly made.
LOL!! Hmmmmmmm delishus!!
Iz herds storyz uv kittehs hu calld nineelebinty!
ohai annipuss, is yvi heer
just wantit to say ohai and I HAS A CRUMPIT.
*hugs*
Congrats Anni on ur nawt-sekund, shall we danse wile wayting fur paramedix?
Lukz lyke tihs grinsch stoal crismas, yuss?
Ai willz feed yu kitteh!
…jest doant off me tu!
Ai needs thumbz!
Thumbs. i want thumbs for my birthday.
u cud use dah hoominz fumps XD
(yvi)
erm…
hooebber pushed teh button awn teh kammerah?
mornin anni –
conga rats, conga conga con-GA!
Thx MM, Haow aer u 2dai? Iz brite heer, but freezin – bowt 30F an nawt gonna get mutsh warmer awl dai.
ahem
ai seez full trashh bag
a plant in windoe
an a big whyte buffet behine u
*runs away kwikk*
ai shudda thot this through …
no has a wurry, ai wil feed teh kitteh!
*whiskers waves a can opnr* comon! ai has fud!
Shortsited Kitteh
nao feels lyke part of Coen Brudders moovie
who gonna feedz U? U kilt it u eats it, dems teh rules.
naow, haow cahn ai maik it luk lyke teh goggie iz reesponsable?
Werried kitteh luks werried.
reelax kitteh, ur hooman iz nawt ded, shez jus pinin fer teh fjords
“Pinin fer teh fjords?” Wut kynd ob tawlk is dat??!!one!! *snerk*
Help me, Ceiling Cat!
What a beautiful cat!
Could anyone tell me what kind of breed that is, please?
Ai donot know. Sowry.
she’s my kitteh
i got her from friends who own a farm. her brother looks like her in coloring but has long hair and her other brother is orange striped. so i have no idea what she is! but thank you for your comment 
her tummy is spotted like a bengal and she jumps very high which i think is another trait of theirs. i can only hope my mutt kitteh has such refined origins. she also has 24 toes in all!
Noes, Kitteh: yuu dyd nawt kill yuur hyuoomin;
Her bees jes veree tyred frum Christmas Cehlebratyng;
Afture her taikes a shourt nappee, her wills waike up brite-eiyed adn buushy-taiyled;
Adn teh furstest fing her wills do iys tuu feedez yuu!!
Nebber feer!!
an den u havs ur noms
Classic Gary Larsen Far Side cartoon: 3 dogs conferring just outside the kitchen where their lady is. Dog 1 says to dog 3: “Yes, Fifi, when we kill her, the pampering will stop.” or some such. Just sayin, be careful what you wish for.
*hieds in cornur tu pounce awn next peeps dat getz heer. *
*walkz bai, nawt seein annewun*
(wich iz nawt sew hard to do…sinse ai juss got bakk frum habbin eye surjeree…)
*starts tu pounce memburs teh surjeree lands awn floor next tu DK*
Oomph, Ohai DK, did Ur surjuree go well?
*doez buttwigglol of doom*
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*pounsis awn WRr*
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Ohai! Whii yew beh layzin awna floor?
it went cwite well….
dey maed mai eyez trak tugethurr….
adn mai eyez hurt juss a bit…butt nawt mucch…
Ohai, DK! Yr surjuree went wall ai hope? Is gud tew see yew!
indeeeed….iz gud to see…
oh DK, is glad tew hear yer sujry wuz otay….. *diju get sum eyes cream?*
*heddesk*
oh guddie, guddie, ai iz sew glad yew came along, J-pak. ai wudda hated tew waste dat horrible pun!!!
ai agrees wif Janet…. *hedesk*
is berry rare, but wuuuuuuuuuuns in awyle….. it jus pops out!! LOL
lol…no…ai nawt has ies cweem…..
mai eyez sumwut hurt a bitt…..nawt much…..but a bitt….
yew haz drops fur dems…makem feels beddar? *ai hope so*
no…nawt has anne drops foar dem….iz aowlnlee affekktin a mussle in eech eye…..teh aowturr wunz….and ai juss has to nawt mobe mai eyez sew mucch, and dey nawt hurt…
butt awn dat noet, ai fink ai’z goin ta bed ta rest mai eyez…..
see ya’ll tumarro!
(lol….’see’…ai think ai can has a pun…)
g’nite!
schmoooooooooooo DK
Sew happee to maek yoo happee! *gigglol*
*faecpaws*
Ohai eberywun. Ai haz a brake again.
nawt tew mini “ebbrywuns” here………. *ai finkso ai runned em awl orf*
Dat iz okai, Ai nawt so eezee tu run orf.
*smilol*
hows yer ebbenin goin? yew werks layte shift aifinkso, yes?
yes. iz okai, Ai am trying to maek 15 minuts wurk stretch 2 hrs tu fill teh shift.
Iz beddur when Ai haz to fit 2 hrs wurk into 15 minnuts. Ai nawt haz teh board den.
how’s yer hous cumin along? all yer pipes defrostid?
pieps is awl fixed. Ai iz still waiting for dem tu start teh hous buildings.
oh wuz jus cleerin an puttin in teh utiliteeeeees? nawt gud time ob yeer fur dat stuffs, issit?
No pieps borked on teh trayler hous Ai am in naow…will be mashed when teh new house is dun.
is rilly kwite teh process, habbin a haus bilt……….. ai gotted dizzy pikkin out awl teh fixchurs an lites an tiles an it wuz almos tooo much…. now sumwun else libs in teh hous….but tey presheate teh lurvely details
Doo yoo hav pikchoors ov awl teh lurvely detaylez?
Ai haz tu get new camera…can’t find teh littlol discs foar mai old wun.
Den Ai taek picturs adn post sum of dem.
sum ob demz kinda suttle……like teh rounded corners an stuffs but teh lite fixchurs wuz nice.. ai will luk an seeif ai still kep teh pikshurs……
but ai dont fink ai haz shared mai nice paver werk outside mai bak door in mai current hous… mai patio/terrazo dat got finished in october… oh mamakitty is walkin on teh low wall on mai profyle pikshur…. but ai will find some gud ones of dat an teh nice trellis tooo
WRr – waht kind ov camera ar yoo luking for?? Salleh just bowted ar reelee GRATE camera! Much bedder than mine!! Ai wish ai had had hur fur a guide!She wuz a purrrfeshional fotografer – an reserched it verree well.
Ai luv to see waht peepl doo wif there hauzes. Ai nebber bilt wun – ai laiks teh awld hauzez. An ai nebber had enuf taim to doo much. But maybee sum day!!
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ai meen to lib to at LEEST 120 – so maybee ai can ketchup!!
Ai beh fadin fast. *schmoos tew mah cheezfrens* g’nite
Nawt sure. wun dat nawt costs much. Ai finkso Ai will go luuk dis weekend. Wants tu save moast munnies foar haws and furnitures.
g’nite Lee/bdm
Hurs wuz about $300. But it duz ebreething!!!
Omai!! Ai think ai must go to bed nao too!! Heer in teh Meesheegun i’tz almoast 1 AM!!
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Gud nite!!! Schmoooz to yoo, deer Jamamakity! Yoo haz a veree speshul plaice in mai hart.
an yew in mine………..schmooo, deer J-pak!!
Yew nawt runned meh awf, Jamamamamamama
Nor meee!!!
*whew* yew guise jus gots sew kwiet!!!
Ai wuz off lukin at sum LOLS!! Ai found wun that iz maeking mee laff still! Teh expression awn teh kitteh’s fayce iz. . .ai can’t type again. Wait!!
Ai’ll fetch it!! BRB
sowree… fiitin mah puter at da moment… wantin tew dew updates when ai wants tew bizit wif yew all.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2982971
Maybe yoo have seen this wun!!! Teh doggies is so calm – teh kitteh – just luking in astonished disbelief. Ai just LUV teh luk awn his fayce!!
Bak to yoo, jamamakitty. Wunz, kwite long ago – ai wuz suddenlee heer – awl bai mice elf!! It wuz reelee skeeree!!! An ai felt so loanlee.
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An tehn cweenmj caem along an reskewed mee. It wuz so stranj. Ai cudda just left an goan hoam. . .butt – sumhao – ai cudn’t leev. Veree weeeerd!!
yesh, teh cween rescued me las summer wen mai mamakitty had her episode an ai thot cud be teh end……..ai wuz sew frantik an teh cween wuz here fur me too!! (it wuz rilly layte an no wun wuz round)
Taht musst hav bin reeeeeeeeelee skeeree!!! Wai duz it awlwaiz happin in teh middol ov teh nite???
Ohai! Ai had a wurried dat ai killded yew ded wif mah butt wigglol ob doom.
Heddesk
yay!! Awl iz well – an nao yoo can see bedder!! WHAT a grate way to start a Noo Yeer!! {{{{{{Draconic Kitteh}}}}}}
YOO must bee so happee!!! An ai ar happee wif yoo!
well…wunce may eyez feel betturr…adn dey can adjusst tew teh lite enuff….
Nawt to werriee!!! LOl!!! It wuz just too day!!!! A liddel payshuntz iz waht yoo need heer.
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An dont furgit nawt to doo enething too strenuous! Just taek it reelee eezee fur teh next fyoo days!
yah….juss has too bee reelee caerfulol….
*smilols* Ai haz a happi fur yew, DK!
*wan ders in tew see whot beh happenin in cheezland*
lawl @ cvs bag