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itty bitty soggy kittehz
Conga rats, annipuss!! Sum hawt chokklit fur yoo?
Juss goin 2 haz mai ebenin meel, so Ai’ll pass on teh chokklit fur naow, thx!
…bafftyme. Wii haytzit!
I know right lol.
carful, wen j00 slep, itteh bitteh tiked of kitteh comiteh will give ‘venge
Littlol kittehs hab big angers!
Ai’d hav teh mad tu if ai wuz wet!
But bebbehs, jes fink hao sawft an fluffeh u will be wen ur furs dry!
Stoopy hoomins, we tolded dem dat we self cleanin.
Haha thats true
“We just going to nom nom on they nose”
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ugh…..dis flea dip taystes NASTAY
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sufferin’ cheezburgers it’s cold here
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you DIE in yer sleep….weeping.
walkin on teh dark sied today Dan?
nawt meee, nawt mee atall, look closely…..careful to stay out of swiping range….have ya ever seen such concentrated malice?
um… yeah.
*pictures hurself and teh infamuss coconutt*
dese r just little bitz of wet fur.. nuffin a few treets and a cuddle won’t cure!
Revenj will beh served..cold an wet.
And probably in the middle of the hallway in the middle of the night, while you’re barefooted.
Purr-zaklee!!
even worse… when itz still warm!
Ew, ya, iz much worse win still warm! I woke up tu dat dis mornin in da kitchen, nice an fresh…was da pleh, ai nawt ebben had coffee yet!
At least somebody had the courtesy to do it on non-carpeted areas, right?
I always swore that the sight of carpet did it to Josie. Not once in the years we were together did she ever do it on linoleum – only carpet.
Oh, dey gits da carpet plenty! Den dey changes areas…sumdays seem liek dats awl ai duz! Den sumtiems nuffin fur weeks. Ai duz hab a lot ub cats in da haus, jes part ub da catmommy job!
Qweshun…ai uses oxycleen, wurk prety guud. Any peeps noes ennyfin bedder fur da cleenin ub da barfs on da carpit?
lets it drii kompleetlee, den takes mah dyson bacuum kleener and bacuum it up…eet beh liik Buddy neber barft!
yes, it semez gros nd laizy tu nawt clene up rite awai but vakz up eezlee wen drai insted ub maikign biggur mes.
Ai putz sum baiking sodaz awn so nawt stinkee.
I use Resolve Dual Power. Pour some on the spot, cover
with a damp cloth, and just leave it for a while.
Magic.
middle kittehn will sneak up while ya sleep and put cold toeses on yer exposed flesh.
One of the reasons usually only my head is sticking out from under the covers.
wouldn’t help me, four freezing little paws up-side my neck……..and you’ll have to pry me out of the ceiling, or save time and just pull me the rest of the way outta tha roof.
um… maybe u guyz mite think abowt turnin up teh heets in ur howses….?
or r these kittehs comin in from teh outdoors?
That reminds me…. Dan, did you gets the heetin fyool?
propane, costs munnies. anywais, it could be 105 outside and I swear kittehs paws would still be icy.
**nods hed in agreemint**
It wud beh da kittehs nawt obeyin da laws uf fizzix!
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Mahbeh Fleep cud due testing at d’Beaker labs!?
*ponders*
I has never had this problem.
Now, teh NOSE… I has had teh encounters wif teh cold wet nose… followed by teh likking wif teh ruff skratchy tung….
Uzed to hab a kiitteh that wud wake me by licking my eyelids wif her tung
**Wants to say something here, but can’t**
Gits owt dah soap agin fur rhsb’s mind.
okays, did anyone else has teh site fall down go boom earlier today? I was in teh middle of a conversashun wif LCB and GP, bowt teh Black Velvets and *poof* teh website disamapeared.
Not me. I wuzznt heer.
I’ve been battling cabin fever so I went driving for a coupla hours.
it was teh weerd.
*sigh*
Has teh snows melted then?
Oh yeah. It melted the 2nd day after falling.
The nasty stuff usually decides to hit right around mid-January, thus totally screwing up any birthday plans that may have been made.
Ai habs deh sayme problum, rhsb. Teh yeer ai wuz suppozed tew git my dryvur lysons it snowed elebenty inshiz. Ai wuz wun mad parrut!
Iz ur birfday in Janyooaree, too, PH?
Two days after I got my driver’s license, we got record snowfall. Of course, I wasn’t able to drive in it. The commercial “Have you driven a Ford lately” came on and I repliec, “I haven’t driven ANYTHING lately!”
Yesh, teh twelf.
I knew dat alreddy. Yoo tolded me.
**brane hurts**
We needs to has combinayshun partee, aifikso!
Ob coarse, teh BEEG party iz wen this stoopy divorce ordeal is finnished!
ANOM!
Wen will dat be? Dew yew hab a date?
Nope. Wish I did.
We’re still fighting over the settlement.
I’m **THIS** close to telling my lolyer to start issuing subpoenas for his financial records and letting the judge decide.
I’m tired of this crap.
It’s not even like there’s millions of dollars at stake here, anyway.
Heck he’s keeping the palatial estate – 1985 Fleetwood single wide on 1/3 acre. :rolls:
rhsb..ai put cute pik ub Ripper an Secret on mai piks…iz 3rd un obber, if yu clik tu bild yu kin sees der cute faces an snorgle wif dem!
I replied, but it got eetid. Aifinksew da lolyer shud get dat stuff eneeway, dat ‘been nice, we wurk it owt’ stuff don wurk, an eben if it duz, yew gotz to hab da paperwurk tew back it up!
*luks shy – iz difikult, but i can has a shy*
Can I cum to partee, too? Mai burfday is teh twelbity ov January.
Ob coarse!
kewl, luks like a dubble burfday on teh 12th, and anotter on teh 18th.
*puts teh skwirrlz on standby, and starts making menu listy*
Hoo’s teh dubble on teh 18th?
no, anotter ONE on teh 18th….
Yah fer triplol pardee! Yew know, aifinksew dat Maus burfday is Janyooaree too!
Professor Snape’s was Januaree 9th. I fink I will has a sads partee onna day fur him. Sigh. JKR, whi you kill hims off?
Ai lefted tew run errands juss befoar den, aifnkso, Leeza. Butt (heheheh) ai letted Tofu noes about dis.
How many black velvet thingies did u has, excactly, leeza?
well, I was trying to make shur I knew how to mixify them rite.. u had givved me teh ingredientz, wif 2 straws.. so I never drinked them, coz I dint find out how. Really.
*hic*
Mmm-hmmm.
Mabye this will restore ur memries.
*pores leeza a black velvet thingie in a sippy cup*
**squintee eyez at drinkee** Ai bet dat wud be reelee gud in a cocomnut cup! **squints more** **luks around fur wrinkle creem**
O sawree!! Sillee mee! Ai almost furgot dere are no cocomnuts in cheezland enneemore!
silleh burd.
I sed.. more than onse.. that coconutt produckts r okays.. itz just the cocomonutt in teh original packaging that we objeckts to.
**grumbul grumbul** Produckts lyke dat stuff from dah Beeker lab?
**awlyewhaztewdewizholdtehcocumnutwifyertalonsanpeckpeckpeck**
**skwirllandguinesspiggehscantebenfiteacocumnut**
I had nuffin to do wif any D’Beaker stuffs. And anyways U is teh one wif teh beak, so I wud fink u wud want to support tehm.
*points to fallen tree by teh NB*
Can u grind ur axe over there plzthxuizgettinalittulweerd?
*pores leeza a vat of black velvet thingies*
Enjoy!
And mind if I join u?
*grabs a strawr*
fank u LCB.
Duz I still has to use teh sippy cup?
I can’t get it down fast enuf…..
Neber gib an axe to a weerd parrut, Leeza-b. Jist sayin.
*pores parrothead a black velvet thingie wif a shot of wrinkle creem on teh side*
Oh fanks lolcatburglar! **drinks whole thing in wun gulp, scrapez wrinkle creem awf dah side and puts awn wurree lynes** Ai can haz nudder wun? Ai is habbin tew fynd new fings tew drink sinse ai can’t make peenya cowladas eneemore.
JEEZ!!!
*Gives parrothed a whole dumptruck full ov coconutts*
U happy now?
**Luks in wunder at dumptruck full ov coconutts**
{{{{{{{{{{{Leeza-b}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Schmoo to leeza-b!
Fankyew Leeza-b, dis iz beddur dan eneefing SandyClaw brot me! An ai will luv dem and hug dem and keep dem frum cauzin fites!
PEENYA COWLADAS FUR EBEREEBODEE!!!!!
Who sed u couldnot has a peenya colada? As long as u doesnot tries to use a hol cocomanut for that, is ok.
*pores another black velvet thingy for parrothead, this time wif a side of coconut oils*
***Fank yew lolcatburglar** **sniffs cocomnut oils and remanises**
Nobuddy did, LCB.
Nobuddy EVER did.
GP, Anni and I just had an objeckt to teh WHOLE coconutss, and I splained several times that this did not applies to any coconutt productz, but apparentlee parrots r not too gud at teh reeding.
DEY BANNED COCOMNUTS FRUM CHEEEZLAND! FUREBER! HOW KIN YEW MAKE COCOMNUT PRODUCTZ WIFFOUT COCOMNUTS? Leeza-b and GP were jist mad becuz da cocomnut beet dem in a fite! An ai awfurred to keep awl deh cocomnuts at mai houze and nawt let dem fite! **sticks owt tung at Leeza-b**
*luks in Thesaurus under ‘Beet a ded horse*
*sees one entry: Parrothed*
**luks in dickshuary under ‘Can’t beet a cocomnut in a fite’*
**seez two entries: Leeza-b and Guiness Piggeh (frum dah latin)**
*confiscates dickshunary and thesaurus, thretens to lob them at certain heds*
Would u two plz not talks to each others until u both can see that this is teh tiresome? We has plenty of trolls to sow dischords here. We does not needs to bait each others.
I think one of u gets whut I is saying alreddy. We needs u both in agreements before u should attempt communications. ‘k?
An besydz… pinny gig nawt heer tew defend hissalf!
**drives away in truck full of cocomnut to go eet wurms***
I agrees wif u LCB which is why I sined off aftur teh last commint, and has not bin back til rite now.
I tried to end it by giving up, and giving hur teh truckload of coconuts….. as much as I detest tehm…
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Dont know wut else I can do…..
*sighs*
I can has idea? Wutif leeza askses teh skwirls to keeps teh cocomonutts in lien? Skwirls teh eggspert on awl kindsa nuts…coconutts nawt be givin dem any trubble ifinsko.
*Psss… * Leeza beh skwirrlgrrl… sew da cocamonutts beh beetin da skwirrls…
Alright, fans of Queen, I have a question.
Plz to listen to this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMMf85DhGME&feature=related and tell me if the chorus reminds you of Queen, or is it just my imagination.
Ai kin heer dat conneckshun! Dat iz dah berry dark sawng, doh. Dat’s nawt Nikki Sixx, iz it?
Yup, iz hiz noo groop.
Aifinkedso dat wuz him! Still luks preddee gud! Iz hole album (kwiklee cuvvurs up age witch is showin) dat dark, or ennee fun stuff?
“Life is Beautiful” is upbeat.
“Accidents Can Happen” has good message but is whiny, IMO.
The book is TEH AWSUM! Very dark but good. (Wonders if she should say that she can relate to some of stuffs written in the book…)
Ai haz nawt red dat buk. But go ahed, show uz yur dark syde, we will still lub yew!
Remins me berybery much ov Queen. Lead vocaliss ornamintation (example, teh jumps on teh werd “Why?”) an ossim rhythm (walts plus triplits – 9/8) an orkistrashun, too. Ifinkso dere is sum major classiclol music bakground here, wich i alwais lieks in Music With Rocks In.
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One differerence – Queen wud do dark song liek tihs, but wud probly has black humor to leaven the pain. (Oo, ai maded a funny in Fronch!)
**hed explodes**
Uh-oh. Commint hed exploshuns – nawt teh cyoot – wut we dus nao?
Brings da Comment Crash Cart?
2Minions, have you ever listened to anything off Brian May’s “Back To The Light” album? Iz gud too.
Noes! I luvs teh Queen, an ob corse teh Freddy Mercury, but alwais hadded sawftest spot for Brian May.
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Fang queue! Tiem for research nao!
Very pretty song: Too Much Love Will Kill You
I’m just the pieces of the man I used to be
Too many bitter tears are raining down on me
I’m far away from home
And I’ve been facing this alone
For much too long
I feel like no-one ever told the truth to me
About growing up and what a struggle it would be
In my tangled state of mind
I’ve been looking back to find
Where I went wrong
Too much love will kill you
If you can’t make up your mind
Torn between the lover
And the love you leave behind
You’re headed for disaster
‘cos you never read the signs
Too much love will kill you
Every time
I’m just the shadow of the man I used to be
And it seems like there’s no way out of this for me
I used to bring you sunshine
Now all I ever do is bring you down
How would it be if you were standing in my shoes
Can’t you see that it’s impossible to choose
No there’s no making sense of it
Every way I go I’m bound to lose
Too much love will kill you
Just as sure as none at all
It’ll drain the power that’s in you
Make you plead and scream and crawl
And the pain will make you crazy
You’re the victim of your crime
Too much love will kill you
Every time
Too much love will kill you
It’ll make your life a lie
Yes, too much love will kill you
And you won’t understand why
You’d give your life, you’d sell your soul
But here it comes again
Too much love will kill you
In the end…
In the end.
Ossim! Iz teh luvly sad. Fankies, rhsb!
Is the youtube link post invisiblol?
yes, i iz lissnin now.
Ifinkso I was askin teh rong person about teh dark sied….
If you think that one’s dark you should hear “Van Nuys”.
Yes, I have a dark side. I AM the original Ebil Maus Minion, ya know!
troo, troo.
I can see y u sed teh Queen thing.. a little orkestrated, wif teh harmonies.. but there will never ever be another Freddie Mercury.
here’s a song for u red… one of my latest faves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO2nqcN3EGg
Oh, I know that one! Iz gud.
I finkso I need to dedicate “In The End” by Linkin Park and “Without You” by Hinder to stbx-huzbin.
yoo meen Van Nuys, liek teh sittee in CA??
Ohai, DK.
Yup, dat’s wat teh sawng iz naymed aftur.
wai iz sawng naemed afturr a citee….eggspeshualee dat wun??
ai’s been too dat sitee befoar…is nies, butt iz a plaes to bee caerflol…
ai goes dere wen ai has too bissit mai burff dad…
“Pray for Me” is good too.
Heck, the whole album (shows her age) is good!
Nope. It even werks wen clikked on!
I hear several influences in this song including Queen & Pink Floyd.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who heard it.
There’s a song on Nickelback’s “Dark Horse” album that reminds me of Glass Tiger!
iz itteh bitteh nawt-so-happeh-abaowt-bein-baffed commiteh..
Oh, those poor kittehs…. *running away with a quickness before they hear my giggles*
Yu has to hied giglols, too? I has to be berybery caerful nawt to laff were Big Minion can heer me. Maeks hims pout (wich iz nawt eesy if yur a cat – no can has lip to stick owt).
Oh teh porosity!
lol!!!
i hazzint fot bowt da porositeh 4 lonng time. dat bringed meh back… *sigh*
ohai ambercat
hows da nu eer treets u so far?
Gnu Yeer?! Wayt, wut – did Ai juss luse a week?! Ai thort it wus still Deesemer!
haha.
dat wuz meh. i got juss owt da time masheen dat i has -
ahem.
i meen: oops. mah bad.
iz deecembre. whuts i iz finks???
thyme masheen? ai can yoose it foaar a bitte bit plz?
duz u haz a rozemary…?
iff u duz, u can use mah thyme masheen.
*hedesk*
a sage response!
lemon meh noes when ai kanz borrow eet?
yu can has it ennee dai larst week!
wii mahbeh oregano tewgevver?
Ai’hm dill heer waytn…
ai has parslee adn sage too…cud ai gib yoo awl three??
I’m sure there was bloodshed. Oh yea, definitely bloodshed immediately preceding the taking of this pic.
wurstest time i ebber got skratcht were wen i gived all da kittehs flee baff. da growed up kittehs dint has a like for baff – butt dey juss close dere eyses *skwint, rly* an wuz brayv. da behbeh kittins???? dey wuz WILD. wun dem kittins gived me skratch all da way downed mah arm. srsly. frum inner elbe-bow to mah rist!! wuz z duble skratch 2 – - dere wuz tew slises from tew clawses.
i nebber gives dem baffs no moars. i lurnt. i gives dem spot onda neck – advantage. yay!!! no moar merdering meh.
wut aboawt normlol baffin?
i duzzint gives mah kittehs normlol baffs.
mah kittehs – dey tew porous.
But dey a cleen kitteh committeh.
unntill dems poyntee ends git cubburred in bluddz frum attakin dere hyoomans foar baffing dem…
onlee until tehy deside taht wet fur is teh purrfect time 2 go roll in teh dust bunnehs under yur bed
Swimin expedishun has teh fail
Neks time, use divin bell
WIN!!
testing xcuse meh
hallow!!!!???????
Kittehs bees tuu wett rite naow tuu fink straite;
butt wen thems drieys aowf enuff, thems will geyt tugevver inna huddel adn plott: REBENGE!!!!!
test
wut? dere’s a test awn dis?? ai wuz nawt toald dat dere wud bee a test…
itteh bitteh pissed off kitteh comitteh
ha ha! mai cat oakwood had kittehs den when dey took dere first bath dey ran everywhere and soaked da howse
ha ha! mai cat oakwood had kittehs den when dey took dere first bath dey ran everywhere and soaked da howse
ha ha! mai cat oakwood had kittehs den when dey took dere first bath dey ran everywhere and soaked da howse