One small bite for kitteh
One small bite for kitteh …One giant spot on de carpit.
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kitteh pawz fur santy clawz
meowy kittmouse!
prrr…
oh noooo kitteh choow da rong nom! pooure karpit! santy mebbeh nawt kum ene moar?
Ai notz unnerstandz dees pikktures.
Mai kittehs not barfs up ter grasseses!
enny minnit soon
teh lastest fing a blayd ob grass seez beefor it iz eeten, skreeming in payn
conga rat shoos
calicocoa an annipuss!
drinkee / dansee?
Thx MM, Ai haz 2 go owt soon, but Ai haz tiem fur a kwikk cawfee.
fang queueue, mugglemary! mmm defanitly sum nyce hott toddee beefour sleeepeetyme. wiff rumm, plsthnx! (itt’s vurry layte hear inn caly4nya.) dansee 2moroe mebbeh? hao bowt teh buggullooo???
ai mebbe dew a little tiptow tru teh tewlips?
dansee dansee
shuffle right
kick left
step step step
hop
wiggle butt
dansee dansee
*stops an sips koko*
whew
W00t!! Nuffin like a liddlol Tiny Tim tu waking u up in deh morning!!!
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Tiptoe threw deh window
Bai deh windough, dat iz wair I’ll b
Kum tiptoe threw deh two lipz wif mii
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Oh, tiptoe frum deh garden
Bai deh garden uv deh willow tree
Adn tiptoe threw deh two lipz wif mii.
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Nee deep in deh flow erz wii’ll stray
Wii’ll keep deh show erz away
Adn if i kiss u in deh gard’n, in deh moon lite
Will u pard’n mii?
Adn tiptoe threw deh two lipz wif mii.
Whooo.. . Ai can just about breethe again to say Teh Adorabul Conga Ratz ar dasning out fur calicocoa an annipuss! An tehy ar awl waring twinklee lites awn their heds an luking reelee – brite!
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An tehy ar bringing out pots n pots ov yummy hawt cocoa fur ebreewun. Marshee Mellows in teh bowl fur those hoo wants them!
gud moarning Cween!
wut a lubberlee pome!
ai hoaps u iz habbeeng festib holidaze seeasoningz!
gud morning, MF and Janet!! it b kewl an windy heer… deh sky iz gray and teh topz uv deh palm treez b waving in deh wind!!!!
hao wunnerful u can haz pom treez dat wabes in da wind! heer in bawstin da trez be bear, wif ices an snoz awl aroun.
ai add mai conga-rama-shulashunz 2 Calicocoa an Annipuss!
an 2 awl da cheezpeeps, ai hoaps da holidaze be goeeng happytayle sew farr!
purrhaps a x-tra choklittee an tick Spanish “chocolate con churros”, sins der no beE kaloreez oar anyfing unhelthee n cheezland!
MF – Iz yoo still heer?
I usta libs neer Bostin, amoas 7 yeers ago, in Reading. Went into Boston menny tiems an lubbed teh citee. Saw Sophie B Hawkins in teh park akross from teh Boston Public Library in Copley, fell in lubs wif cannolis at Mike’s Pastry, went up too teh tawp of teh “Prude” (before 9/11), and even saw teh green monster at Fenway.
I’d lubs to go bak foar a bisit sumday.
Oh, and spent New Year’s Eve at Club Passim, watching Ellis Paul and Flynn.
sawee, rhsb, ai hadded 2 leeb sudinlee, an
jus kum hoam nao an seez ur noat. hao
funnee u yused 2 lib heer! ai lieks an noez da plaiciz u
menshun! klub passim an koplee skware ar funn!
wer u be libbeeng nao?
Teh palm treez??? Ar yoo still in Texis??
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We had hyooj strong winds last nite – lawsted awl teh power fur 6 hrs – it got a liddle cold, but ov corse taht is wai we hav awl teh down cumferters!
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Awl iz well – cleer teh lecktrcity iz bak!
Uv korse wii still b in Texis!!! Did u think wii’d b going norf agin awlreddy???!!! Wii gotta stay down heer wair it b warm.
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I b glad ur lektrissityz kame bak on…. it b skeery wen it goez owt in deh winter stormz…… u awlways wunder if it will kum bak on b4 u haz tu drain awl deh plum bing tu keep it frum bursting….. at leest I awlwayz did.
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Oh – ai dont know Texas verree well – tho ai wunz had a driburs lice ends frum tehre! Palm trees??? Reelee?
oh, yes, along deh Guf coast iz berry menny palm treez. Texas nawt awl sage brush and mesquite treez….. Corpus Christi b deh sub tropiklol cliymit.
Tiz alwwaiz so amazing hao edumacashunal it iz heer!
south east texas is nearly swampland, north east texas is mostly big trees. my region is the transition from green to brown. to the west of me it’s mostly cedar and mesquite with liveoaks in the low spots and around water. heck, there’s cactus in my yard….still, when the yellow cactus flowers bloom it is pretty.
watch owt for coconutts, my cween!!
Dese not b deh kokonut palmz.
Iv we cross tehse palm wif silbur, will tehy tell uz ar forchoons?
un for choon atelee, no.
ohai JCH4K — ohh noooaaa i nawt fink pawsibul to hybirdeyes plam trei wif de silbur mettl. jusd dus nawt wurk. dis kein da crawss wun’t werk tu tlel forchoons.
waht? ohxh. nawt hybirdeyes? — nawt taht keinda crawss?
ohhxh. nevurmaind.
Reelee nice dans, mugglemary!!
Ai’ll joyne yoo!!
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dansee dansee
shuffle right
kick left
step step step
hop
wiggle butt
dansee dansee
fangs for joynin in, JCH4K, ai just came bakk to give taht sparklee liddel blakk nozee a schmoo!!! good dansin!!
ai haz to go mop flores..see yall laters
Haha, My cat does this all the time.
My Mew cat wud eat ribbonz when he wuz a bebbeh kitteh, an make himself turrible sick. After a trip to teh vet (wif xrays), and having purged teh whole haus of ennyting ribbon-y, I planted him sum oatgrass in a litl contayner. Well, ten he eegnored teh grass an ate teh dirt instead, gitting it all ober my kitchen in teh process!!! I wuz so happi wen he grew out o dis phaze!
sigh…mai kittehboi obiwan nebber grew outta taht faze!
So true…
Om nom nom nom. O. Yak.
om nom nom nom . o. wildebeest.
Orr wun giant spot on teh:
Armoire
Bed
Cowch
Dineing ruhm taybul
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exzkwizit croshayed doyly
Fronsh side tablol
Greeshun urn
H……
Hurling on base of Highboy
Italian tile in baffroom
Jersey knit sweaterz on teh bed
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Hansum mahaonee sydebord
Indian car pet, teh silk wun!
Jelly bowl filled wif fresh applol/quince jellee
K. . .
hatbox, 4 Viktorian hatz
inkwel wif ploomee kwillz
jooled mirrurz, art noubeau
klozonay artifaks
L…
Limogez vahz
Matchless Looee Katoorze chair
Noo karp ett
O….
Ornamental tablol runner
Paintings awn teh tablol being refraymed
Qwirkee gift frum KrissMaus yoo dont knwo waht izzit
R. . .
but u can throe it awai naow!
Kitchen kownters
Living rume floor
Marbul-topped tabul
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* WHOOOO Hooooooo!!! A delitful graft – moar room to play!!
Noo cashmeer swettur awn teh couch
Oranj peel, candeed, in a dish
Paypurrrr, az yet unred
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Quilt
Rugz in livin rum
Stuft aminals in kidz rumz
Tabelkloths
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unopened mayle
Vacuumed floor, just
Wainskotting
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Mmmm….salad.
Ne1 notice dat iz a DAWG!!
I never really got these pictures of cats eating grass, and throwing it up.
Every cat I have ever had, be it indoor, or outdoor even threw up on the carpet. Hell I don’t think they ever threw up.
*whispers*
tehy nawt kittehs, tehn.
Lub LOL Cats… Neber taw de comints bafore…. I can readz dem…. I can also eats cheeseburger…. Hippy News Jear….
Acshuly, kittehs eet gras as medisin…
iz luks like a goggie, not a kittie……….
This is mai kitteh, so don’t worry bout it being a dawg.