Comments on: u gots new bird?

By: maziecat

maziecat — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:35:24 +0000

chzbrgr flavd burds makes fur gud *urp* nomming

By: maziecat

maziecat — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 05:19:45 +0000

OMG ah thots u noo!

iz a CHZBURGR flavs!!!

By: anom

anom — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:14:44 +0000

“I watched it for a while, and since I didn’t see it move, I don’t think it was a plane.”

no, but that’s very close. just add a “t” at the end. (they do move, but not fast enough to see!)

By: alex.red9

alex.red9 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:46:58 +0000

I had a kiteh who looked ile that

By: 11brittany1183

11brittany1183 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:00:13 +0000

my kitteh/kittehn looks zackly like dat!

By: lolzzzzzz

lolzzzzzz — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:13:50 +0000

lolz dat iz funny

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 11:45:24 +0000

dis teh berry happee kitteh hoo had teh noms delishimus!

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 11:40:52 +0000

ohmaiseelingcat _ wun ob teh funneeest shows ebber! made to offend ebberywun!!

By: Callista

Callista — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 05:54:31 +0000

Wuz prolly Venus. It can be verry brite.

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 01:13:17 +0000

GUD flavur! Ai wantz MOAR NAOW!!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:57:02 +0000

I jes had eyedea…

I kud get my Speshul Prezzie to massadj my bak foar me.

I has sayn, “If u rubs my bak, I follow u hoem”.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:52:23 +0000

I not knoz if I iz lite enuff, but Iz can stand on your baks iffen U wants,

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:50:02 +0000

No volunteers?

Ah well.

Luuks lyk iz gonna be a Trazadone kinda nite.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:49:03 +0000

KBC – I gotted ur ecard. Wuz teh kyoot! Fanks.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:46:04 +0000

Well, alot of it had to do wif teh settin.

Wii had jest agreed to start datin, but had been frenz foar 3+ yeers. Wii had met befoar our concert (wii wuz bofe in ohai skool band) an wuz tawlkin in teh stayrwell. Dats wen himz axked me if hims cud kiss me. **swoon!**

Teh nexst fing wii heer wuz teh band warmin up in teh gym! Oh noes! Wii wuz late!

Wii tryed to sneek in, but owr frenz knew wut wuz goin awn, an so did teh direcktor, aifinkso!

By: kittyboocat

kittyboocat — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:42:47 +0000

xtra special suace on bird
yummy bird
zero calorie bird

By: salleh

salleh — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:39:00 +0000

datz teh funnee, ai allus thot a guy hoo axed dat kweschun waz kinda laem……
.
but den agin, ai iz nowt noed fer mi fabuloso tase in mens…..

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:37:52 +0000

Oh, my bak is achin.

Who in heer weighs teh leest? Mebbe habbin sumwun walk awn it wud halp.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:36:22 +0000

I steams demz in a broff uf cilantro, chillies, cumin, ginger
is gud trust meez an not 2 sweet

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:35:47 +0000

Dat’s gud lien.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:33:30 +0000

the Pink vershun
U cud be singing

I’ll be burning rubber
an U will beez kissing my a**

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:29:14 +0000

I lubs teh seefuds, too, tho lobster nawt awl dat musch. Too sweet.

Now shrimps and crablegs? I can throw down on them!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:28:09 +0000

Teh Pink vershun, oar Black Eyed Peas singin, “Let’s get it started in here”?

Lyk I sed awn previous thred, teh BEEG partee iz wen teh divorce ordeal is finalee over!

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:27:47 +0000

I iz more of a seafud buff
espeshully deh shell fishes
shrimps
clams
mussels
crabs
lobstahs

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:25:54 +0000

shall we getz the partee started?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:23:34 +0000

Azza mattur of fack, I has been cravin a certain steak dinnur from one of teh local restaurants lately.

Iz grilled wif garlick buddur. Mmmm….

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:21:57 +0000

Have y’all heard “So What” by Pink? Iz guud mad-at-ex sawng.

Also, teh video iz teh funnee.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:18:18 +0000

Nawt vegematarian. Jes knows wut belleh can an can’t handlol.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:16:46 +0000

I haz chickenz 2z, dat I roasted yesturdai
or is Uz vegematarian kitteh?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:13:47 +0000

**heddesk**

Ow!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:11:57 +0000

Kitteh doesnt kare whut kind of berd it iz
To him its just an unladen swallow

By: Karen

Karen — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:11:15 +0000

Ha-row cheezfrenz. Hoep u awl hadda wundermus hololidai. Ai did. Ai jus uploaded a gnu abitar – if itz nawt der yit, it wil b suun.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:07:48 +0000

Leebs teh sawsidj awf, go eezy awn teh unyons an I’m dere!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:04:34 +0000

mmmmmm… that sounds gud two_k!
ok I has a hungry too.
I finkso I’m gonna go get some takeowt.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:00:56 +0000

I iz making pizza
wid fresh mozzerella an hot an sweet italian sausidge
red onions and baby portabella mushroomz
an sum salads
wanna joyn

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:58:32 +0000

we were speeking of dinner????
more

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:55:19 +0000

Jupiter would be down and to the right of Venus, and not nearly as bright. I haven’t seen Mercury, but that’s because the mountains are usually between me and it (or it’s the @$$crack of dawn, and I’m not *that* interested in seeing it…:P)

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:54:03 +0000

Speekin of dinnur…

I hassa hongree.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:51:44 +0000

duz it matter which hand I use?
*grabs LCB’s hand*
*starts to hop*
*reinjures tail*
*resooms drinking owt of sippy cup*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:51:19 +0000

LOTSA drinks, aifinkso!

By: olive

olive — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:50:38 +0000

Yes, Probably Venus. Jupiter and Mercury are also visible now.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:50:22 +0000

I got to see what the inside of the ER in Ames, Iowa looked like at 2:00 inna moarnin.

Nawt fun way to spend vacayshun, truzst me.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:49:32 +0000

I think drinks aftur, too….

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:48:43 +0000

LOL and and LOL

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:48:19 +0000

If u are reddy for a big-girl glass, signify by patting ur hed and rubbing ur stummick while jumping upanddown on ur left foot.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:47:50 +0000

anna movie, go for a movie at the very least.
.
and don’t settle for a matinee.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:47:30 +0000

for ur listening pleshure…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2DBcbZc3ck

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:46:04 +0000

as I was already on crutches for walking around, the peeps at the venue the next thought I wasn’t gonna see the end of the day.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:45:43 +0000

DO. NAWT. WANT.

(at leest, nawt wifowt dinner nawt-sekkund)

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:45:28 +0000

fanks.
*clinks cup wif LCB*
How long du I hasta use this sippy cup??