u gots new bird?
u gots new bird? ai hadn’t noticed
i definitlee noticed dis bird.
picture: Sarah Kavitski. lol caption: maziecat
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Whut flavr bird?
Congrats BGee – u leed teh brayde. Shall we go 2 teh tye booteek?
Yes, plz. Itz been a lawng time since I got a knew tie.
Whut flavor bird, u axe? Well, we has:
Avian Surprise
Bloobird of Yumminess
Chickadee and Dumplings
Duckling à la Schnozzberry
E…
Egrets…I no haz dem
Finch…It’ll do inna pinch
G…
Garnished wit toona (sorta Surf and Sky kinda deel)
Hummingbird lips inna cream sauce
I…
Goosed Gander
Hedge bird pi
i …
Irish Wiskery Basted Burd
Just Cawted Burd
Kanz ai haz cheezburger berd
Luvlee golden brown berd
Mai, yew are a
Noysee berd!
O…
Oranj glaaz burdee (nawt poysn)
Pear glaaz burdee
Quix nom nom nom
R…
Oriole casserole
Pickled Parakeet
Quail……*sigh*…..just quail
R…
Rubbed wiv spice Robins
Stuffed Chikkin
Toasted to a crisp Turkee
U..
Unusually large cheeken
Very rare burd….still skwaawkin’ in fact.
Wren……..Wren will be dinner?
X…
xtra special suace on bird
yummy bird
zero calorie bird
KBC – I gotted ur ecard. Wuz teh kyoot! Fanks.
Taistz liek chikun?
GUD flavur! Ai wantz MOAR NAOW!!!
OMG ah thots u noo!
iz a CHZBURGR flavs!!!
this onne iz fur the slyy kittehs eberywere..
Ai bets teh hoomins haznt noticed teh noo bird flew away.
wuz teh chew bird ub tasteeniz
Duz it luk taystee
nao ai cin has gushifood? aiz starfin heer
Wood u prefur chicken or budgie?
nawt importint… ebberyfing taests laik chikkun ^^
oh adn as u is inna tawpe spawt… ai shall gibs u sum chikkun… *hans ober chikkun nuggits wib fefers awn dems adn kyoot liddlol faices*
ya cood twang’em wit a slingshot, make it moar eksziting?
Thanku! U iz such an artiste! Itz so hard to get teh tiny beaks carved into teh nugget batter.
mai abatar havz too neimz — halp!!!
(burd iz purrakeet)…
Is it crunchable? Is it tasty?
UUUURRRRRPPPPP!
*out pops fevver owt of mouf*
What?!?
I eetid ur fevver pillo.
Dat’s mah storee an I’z stikin to it!
*runs under bed foar the rest of dai*
ai beeleevs uz! aiz sure da goggie has hiedid da birdy sumwer… eet ulwiz is da goggie… BAD goggie!
Kitteh burps feathers? O noes! Does that mean he is… down in teh mouth?
ohai LCB.. I sented u a msg.
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R there any blak velvets left?
I came, I sawr, I replied.
*pores leeza a ginormous black velvet thingy*
fanks.
*clinks cup wif LCB*
How long du I hasta use this sippy cup??
If u are reddy for a big-girl glass, signify by patting ur hed and rubbing ur stummick while jumping upanddown on ur left foot.
duz it matter which hand I use?
*grabs LCB’s hand*
*starts to hop*
*reinjures tail*
*resooms drinking owt of sippy cup*
ooh, yoo wynn teh kittehpunn of 2008 aaward!!! yay lcb!!!
*hedesk*
mom sayed dat de byrdee rund way
It looks delishus!
Any astronomy buffs out there?
I was outside a couple of minutes ago and saw a very bright “star” in the SW sky. No other starts were out, though. I watched it for a while, and since I didn’t see it move, I don’t think it was a plane.
Any ideas? Am I about to be abducted?
Grab teh vaseline, just in case
Oh noes!
Mebbe i shud brush my hares an put awn some make-up, jest in caes?
Dat cud be fun…
U’ll want tew look ur best foar ur interview in teh National Enquirer
ifinkso u don’t want THAT kind uv abduckshun red….
*thinks of early SouthPark eppisode*
oops………sry kitteh
Wuz prolly Venus. It can be verry brite.
Desprit thymes cawlz foar desprit mezzshurs, gf.
have u SEEN that episode??
um.. uh.. a msg may be in order…
Nope. Kannawt stand to watch teh SoufPark.
czeck ur profile.
*misshun impossible musick plays*
DO. NAWT. WANT.
(at leest, nawt wifowt dinner nawt-sekkund)
anna movie, go for a movie at the very least.
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and don’t settle for a matinee.
I think drinks aftur, too….
LOTSA drinks, aifinkso!
LOL and
and LOL
Speekin of dinnur…
I hassa hongree.
we were speeking of dinner????
more
I iz making pizza
wid fresh mozzerella an hot an sweet italian sausidge
red onions and baby portabella mushroomz
an sum salads
wanna joyn
mmmmmm… that sounds gud two_k!
ok I has a hungry too.
I finkso I’m gonna go get some takeowt.
Leebs teh sawsidj awf, go eezy awn teh unyons an I’m dere!
I haz chickenz 2z, dat I roasted yesturdai
or is Uz vegematarian kitteh?
Nawt vegematarian. Jes knows wut belleh can an can’t handlol.
Azza mattur of fack, I has been cravin a certain steak dinnur from one of teh local restaurants lately.
Iz grilled wif garlick buddur. Mmmm….
I iz more of a seafud buff
espeshully deh shell fishes
shrimps
clams
mussels
crabs
lobstahs
I lubs teh seefuds, too, tho lobster nawt awl dat musch. Too sweet.
Now shrimps and crablegs? I can throw down on them!
I steams demz in a broff uf cilantro, chillies, cumin, ginger
is gud trust meez an not 2 sweet
ohmaiseelingcat _ wun ob teh funneeest shows ebber! made to offend ebberywun!!
Probably Venus… one of the first “stars” tew appear at nite and last “star” tew disappear inna morning. (Nicknames are “Morning Star” and “Evening Star” for this reason)
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Because its wun of da closest planets, it awlso beh da brightest…
Venus, you say?
Wunners if it humz….
will it ask for a kiss?
Stoopy eerwum!
DammitDan!
*low rumbling chuckle*
Yesh, anudder to add to ur clayme to fayme iz dat u haz been cursed in KY wen you nawt eben inna state!
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Awn multiplol okkayshuns.
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Jes wate till I tayle Gary.
doan ewe wurri yer little red-hed as I’ve already been cursed in Kain-tuk, Patty A. Clay hospital in Richmond (I think) has $900 of mai munny for little trip down pneumonia lane.
Nice liddlol sooveneer from teh Bloo-grass, eh?
as I was already on crutches for walking around, the peeps at the venue the next thought I wasn’t gonna see the end of the day.
I got to see what the inside of the ER in Ames, Iowa looked like at 2:00 inna moarnin.
Nawt fun way to spend vacayshun, truzst me.
Shez got it.. oh baby shez got it…. ♪
Oar eben wurse tahn dat wun iz teh reel owld wun by watshisname…
**goes to yootoob**
brb
Frankie Avalon!
I was thinkin Bannannanna Ramma.
noes… banarama was a remake!
Teh original was by Shocking Bloo, ifink.
for ur listening pleshure…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2DBcbZc3ck
I wunse had a guy axk me if he cud kiss me (foar owr nawt-sekkund kiss) an I melted rite dere inna floor!
**SIGH**
It wuz sew romantikklol….
datz teh funnee, ai allus thot a guy hoo axed dat kweschun waz kinda laem……
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but den agin, ai iz nowt noed fer mi fabuloso tase in mens…..
Well, alot of it had to do wif teh settin.
Wii had jest agreed to start datin, but had been frenz foar 3+ yeers. Wii had met befoar our concert (wii wuz bofe in ohai skool band) an wuz tawlkin in teh stayrwell. Dats wen himz axked me if hims cud kiss me. **swoon!**
Teh nexst fing wii heer wuz teh band warmin up in teh gym! Oh noes! Wii wuz late!
Wii tryed to sneek in, but owr frenz knew wut wuz goin awn, an so did teh direcktor, aifinkso!
Yes, Probably Venus. Jupiter and Mercury are also visible now.
Jupiter would be down and to the right of Venus, and not nearly as bright. I haven’t seen Mercury, but that’s because the mountains are usually between me and it (or it’s the @$$crack of dawn, and I’m not *that* interested in seeing it…:P)
umm, ai fink yew sore Veenuss. Nex taim ther’s a noo crescint mooon, watch foar to-tree niyghts. Moom shud passs bai Veenuss.
Oar ellse it’z a UFO…
“I watched it for a while, and since I didn’t see it move, I don’t think it was a plane.”
no, but that’s very close. just add a “t” at the end. (they do move, but not fast enough to see!)
One tiem, I wuz wachin mah frens goggies, Savannah teh German shepurd, an Poo teh cockie spanull. We wuz playin in teh yard, an ‘vanna maed me mad(she allus doin sumpin stoopy) so I putz her in teh howse. I had a parakeetee himz name wuz Mickee Mantle, and I wint in teh howse to go pottee and teh poor birdees cage wuz nockeded ovur… and no birdee. An dat dam goggie had teh saem look dat kitteh doos. all I fownd wuz one fevvur onna floor. Poo comes inna howse an gibs ‘vanna dis look… it wuz liek she KNEW. “Oh Vanna whi u gotta be so bad? Shame. I has eet.”
This is hilarious. My cat will often bring birds to our house for us. Once, she brought a little baby chick. I don’t even know of any neighbors with chickens!!
Kitteh sez hims awlsoe noetissed taht teh burdee hadded a flavvur, wich wuz akshully: YUMMERS!!!!
lol hahaha hilarious man
Ha-row cheezfrenz. Hoep u awl hadda wundermus hololidai. Ai did. Ai jus uploaded a gnu abitar – if itz nawt der yit, it wil b suun.
Kitteh doesnt kare whut kind of berd it iz
To him its just an unladen swallow
**heddesk**
Ow!
Have y’all heard “So What” by Pink? Iz guud mad-at-ex sawng.
Also, teh video iz teh funnee.
shall we getz the partee started?
Teh Pink vershun, oar Black Eyed Peas singin, “Let’s get it started in here”?
Lyk I sed awn previous thred, teh BEEG partee iz wen teh divorce ordeal is finalee over!
the Pink vershun
U cud be singing
I’ll be burning rubber
an U will beez kissing my a**
Dat’s gud lien.
Oh, my bak is achin.
Who in heer weighs teh leest? Mebbe habbin sumwun walk awn it wud halp.
No volunteers?
Ah well.
Luuks lyk iz gonna be a Trazadone kinda nite.
I not knoz if I iz lite enuff, but Iz can stand on your baks iffen U wants,
I jes had eyedea…
I kud get my Speshul Prezzie to massadj my bak foar me.
I has sayn, “If u rubs my bak, I follow u hoem”.
dis teh berry happee kitteh hoo had teh noms delishimus!
lolz dat iz funny
my kitteh/kittehn looks zackly like dat!
I had a kiteh who looked ile that
chzbrgr flavd burds makes fur gud *urp* nomming