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Cheezburger Network Blog
An Ai wanna cheezburger
Gud mornink, Annipuss an concatoolayshuns!! Me an Yvi is off to teh shawps – we mai be som tym!
Yiss, Ai haz to go owt soon. Puddy_tat an Ai haz eeted moast uv teh fud in teh howse!
Ai fink Ai cud still feed moest ob Wiltsher, but Yvi has bin cuvetting mai teetowls – for her gun kitchin – an Ai got a Nekst vowcher fur Crissmuss so it’s tym to Spend! Spend! Spend!
Ai yoost 2 get Ttowelz frum awl mai neesis fir Krissmus. Sum uv dem puttid teh kitch in2 kitchin!
wot’s a gun kitchen???
“whispering”
ai wuz finking teh same fing, leeza..
itz relly a nu kitchen. yvi iz gettin 1 soon
there are too pawsibilities, ai finkso.
1. a kitchen which is full loaded.
2. a tipe 0′graphicial errerrererer meaning “gnu kitchen”
OH!! I wanting deh fully loaded kitchen!! It wud b habbing deh
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Akk ses oryz
Brand gnu stove
Cawfee pot
Deelux joos maker
E….
Ebbryfing in its plase
Fud galor
Gud stuf to eet
H…
Halp to do teh dishes
Innovative stuffs
Just a few caloriez in all teh fuds (but u cant tell by teh tates)
K…
Kan opuner
Lektric nivez
Mennee pot holderz
N……….
Kawfee brewerz, nize en hawt kapchino
ob korse
Liquers uf awl sorts, furr cooken
Mixer, $500 version wiff unknoan akcesseriees
N . . .
Nothing not purrfect
Oodles of gadgets
Pounds of dark chonklit
Q…
Quish maeker (furr reeeel men tew)
Recipez furr ebberyting EVAR
Seatin sew plentee ob cheezfrenz kin sit en chat
T . . ,
T-pawt
Uvin, fr warming up teh cheezburgr bunz
Vurtikul storij spays fr kookee sheetz an fingz (I needz dis.)
Washur fr deeshiz
X….
eXtreemlee hai teck mike rowaive
Yarn, tu plai wif wen waitin fur cheezburgerz tu fynnish
Z…
zeeeebwas!!
hasta has zeebwas to match blak n wite flore…
Oh, gee! It’s an actual beaker!
is definately a gnu kitchen. we be heerin all bawt her renouvatshuns awn the yahoocheezfrenz site, an we has an eggscited fur her!
oh! yoo meens teh “phul montee” kitchin?
A gun kitchen is one where no one complains to the cook about the food *click* (locked and loaded)
Kitteh Ai fnk yu has had enuff Eeenummers for tudai, awlreddy!
Happi dai affer Bocksing Dai 2 u an Yvi!
dai afffer Bocksing Dai iz Ressling Dai, aifinkso.
ai takes teh egg mcmuffin, whut yoo hab?
wheeeeeee! ai bee dizzee frum teh three wai brade!
tai boo teek?
Yiss, less awl go dere. Den Ai haz 2 go owt 2 restokk teh fud cubberd!
ai am gonna hab *pikks up an shakes* a bobblol hedd kitteh
ai espeshully laiks teh wun wif lotsa floofee on it taht matches mai kittehboi obiwan!
*makes mugglemary giglol*
Hurry up soldier!! we hab to raid mcdonaldz and taek teh cheezburgerz!1 STAT!1
ohai hashim! hao be yoo todai, mai birfday brudder frum anudder mudder?
Ohai mugglemary!! sowwy i replied so laet :\
iz fine fanks
i liek teh “mai birfday brudder frum anudder mudder”
no one knows what ur saying ok!!!?! stop talking like that they don’t even talk that inteanse in the book so you need to stop
Hoo iz deh “they” u b tawking abowt?? adn wut buk??
im saying the people who write the can i has a cheeseburger book like its just sometimes annoying how people go intence into talking like a retard and u can’t inderstnd what they are saying thats all
Iz jes ar way tu hab fun…we nawt retards, an aifink if it bodder yu sew much, maybe tu nawt reed da commints! Yu nawt hab tu get angree an cawl names, dat not nice!!
Juliet
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You seem to not understand a simple fact here.
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Going around being rude and insulting, because you are either so impatient or so rude that you cant be bothered to read what someone writes, isn’t our problem. .
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We are a friendly, respectful community of intelligent, clever, fun people. LOLspeak is part of the charm and fun of this place. If you don’t like that we use lolspeak, then I suggest you read only the page, not the comments.
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Your nastiness and insulting behavior has NO place here, and is VERY unwelcome.
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If you can behave like a reasonable, respectful person, feel free to join the fun. Otherwise, keep your comments to yourself.
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Kthxbai.
Well said, BDM!! Wat a grouch!! Liek tellin us tu stop is gonna make it stop….ai noes if a place made meh so angree, ai wuld stop luukin at it!
Fangs, KK4! Zaklee mah poynt. *schmoo*
An dis beh elebenty tyms elebenty tyms elebenty munnies…
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Yew must beh berry rich tew keep usin da troll rode.
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*holds owt floofy paw agin* elebenty tyms elebenty tyms elebenty munnies plus elebenty times elebenty munnies, and elebentry munnies, dat yew still owes.
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(Janet mai yet hab her fortoon fur fowndin da relijun ub CC!)
Ohai, Hashim! Ai maded yu a hawt chokklit, heer!
oh fank u Ly!!!
*sip sip sip*
ahh.. tahts gud
Salaam Hashim! has nawt seen yew for a whiles. How goes eberything wif you?
*passes mug of delishus and nutrishous hawt chawklit to Hashim*
salaam Phillipe!
nice to be meeting u agayn!
everyfing iz ok here, howz u been?
sowwy i haznt been here for teh Urdu classes…
Oh Hai Hashim! Veree gud to see u owt en bowt! Haz u been wurkin sew hard derz nawt tiem furr plai? Wii been missin u.
Ohai Madamz!!!
my exams ended tihs week, tehy were hard but i did them well
so naow i haz a week off
ohai Hashim!
gud to see u!
hope u has had a good year sinse we has seen u!
HHHHHAAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pancaiks!! Don’ make us miss the pancaiks!!
If yu getz there onna ‘threshold’ you kan getz bolf pancaek anna cheezburger.
ooooh ai sawded ginger pancakes at target yessterdy
U braver dan mii.
Teh pricez r sew low 75% off noa.
aifink aim taek back awl de kriztmas stuff en buy it agin, cheeeeeper dis tiem.
Duz dat wurk?
story of my life.
yep, we know what happened last time you missed your pancakes!
Conga ratz, MuggleMary, Ambercat, and Anni!
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Dat kitteh is da CYOOT! OMCC! WANT tew snorgle!
I needz mah egg McNuthin’
Sawsij biskit wiff choklat milk.
Aw shooot wez no gets cheezburgerz on lef coast until 10:30 ryt coast tym.
O well me luvz sawsidge.
nowp on sekund thot…. 10:30 lefcoast, 1:30 ryt. Timepretzel.
Beeg pawded, floofee
Liddill Kitteh wawntz nommee
hash broawnz ryte awayz!
Aig McMuffinz woodz
be nyss 2! Hawtz chokklitt woodz
beez deelisshuss treet
Caturday iz nawt
gud day 4 Prittee Wun wiff
a beeg ajennda
Mebbee beeg pawded,
floofee Liddill Kiiteh shoodz
juss getz sum Rubbinz?
Jack.
ohai mah jack!
i finkso u rite: kitteh want hashey brown.
meh 2!!
no one can read what you are saying ok?!? I mean really u go al inteanse into it people just skip over your long and god i don’t even know what it said. Ya this is can i has a cheeseburger and ya they talk like that in the book but at least in the book you can read it. I spent at least 5 minutes trying to figure out what you were saying so please tone it down for all of us ok?
Take a chill pill, Juliet. Wuz dat playn enuff fur ya??
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Dere b lotsa peepz heer hoo kin reeding it and most uv us just lubbz Jackz poemz.
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P.S. plz tu paying BDM fur using deh Troll rode. U owez lebenty munneez.
Fanx, Cween MJ… Ai preshee-ates yr help wif collektin da munnies fer da troll rode.
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Juliet, use ub da troll rode rekwires dat yew pay us. If yew want tew kom plane abowt haw wii haz fun, yew muss show dat yew beh da useful sum wai–yew gets tew halp de ekonomee ub cheezland.
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*holds out floofy paw* elebenty munnies, pls.
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An iffn yew desides tew argu dis poynte, when da cween has spoken, et be elebenty tyms elebenty munnies.
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Nao, pls plai nice. Wii beh da happi and frenlee heer, an wii wud like tew hab yew foar a new cheezfren. If yew no lyks hao we tawlk, doh, plz tew be keepin et tew yrself.
Juliet sez no wun can understands us. But teh fing is, we all understan us, we has been doin it so long or has nateral lolspeak abillerties. Is frustratin to her, an she iz too impatient to lern. Maibe she feels lef out? An it maks her angree? So peeps is right, she shud eifer make teh effort to learn, and haz a shar of the funs, or nawt puts herself thru the pain uf it. Wifout teh nayme callin.
Whut I fink is funny is uzin teh buk as any kinda rulez fer teh site. The site cam furst and is the benchmark, nawt teh over wai around! An teh folks who has red it say teh book is what duz not measure up, bein made fer folks who is nawt on here, but fer a veri low-bar introduction to teh concept. Dat’s whut I fink, anyway!
Probably true, carosue
Heehee! Yew made a rhyme!
Yoosful kitteh #379: Fast fud skedjoolur kitteh.
pahahaha really good that is can i has cheeseburger matirial
Oh deer… dis beh elebenty times elebentee munnies fur usin da troll rode agin.
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*holds owt floofy paw* lebenty tym elebenty munnies pleez
You gots sumfing sorta backwards, dere, ifinkso.
Halllloooooooooo……… enneebuddeee heer?????
Ai heer, yu still heer, or der, or ennyware?
*Tap dances*
Shufflin off tu buffaloooooo…..
Ai wuz finkin…iz funneh tu trys tu splain dis place tu udders….seems so normal, yet, wen yu trys tu tell dem…suddenlee seems so stranj….8)
Ai had abitar wif one yellow BC eye, but it luuk tu much like the Crapture…
Kin I skreem foar a minnit?
AAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!
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Dang. Dat nawt halp.
Y’all, libbin inna cardbored bocks awn teh syde of teh innerstate is lookin REEL gud rite nao.
oh red!
wate til warmer wethers to even THINK about that!
*wispers*
there’s a new lol now..
Let me tell you something about McDonald’s.
It’s evil.
mcdonalds iz ebul and yuckz. slavin ober hot grill and not gettin no cheezburgerz for free is cwuel and unuzhual pnishmnt!
haha. I work at Mcdonalds.
We always cook breakfast till 10:45 even though it says 10:30. So, if you ask, most likely we’ll have breakfast till 11:00.
That last picture is awsome
No, Hardee’s breakfast RULES !!!
Wel, mebbee weez shuud jes goe tuu Windee’s oar Eye-Hopp oar Burgulolar Kyng iynsted;
Shirley wun ov tohse plaises wuud bees willyng tuu feedez us…
i wants some 2
Hahahaha, hilarious!
Kitteh can has 2 menny cups of McDawnulz kawfee!!1!
what if other kitty want to go burger king? ? ? and what about wendee’s? ? ?
No worriesh: McDonalds be cheep lil phoniez. Trush me, I knowz frum experieence.
EPIC Win
But if mc donalds stops swerving bwekfest in 15 minutes u can alwayz gets a cheezbugerz